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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Haha!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
bit small, isn't he? has smoking stunted his growth?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# HAHAHA! COR!
You win today's internet with that beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# haha, unexpected piping
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Yay! Magritte pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *CLICK*
stop the internet we have a winner! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahah
I love winter. B3ta's quality always goes up a notch.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# needs more LEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# What a lovely thing to see just before I toddle off to bed. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Puff . . . The Magic Lizard !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Needs more monocle
Nah, not really. Much woos to you Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# woos to your profile page too
quick peek at some treats:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Ha! top curlage :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely stuff!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Loving this, very nice *CLICK*!
Roll another one!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# LET THE PANDERING COMMENCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# KKLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *thundering tens*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# AW YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# something that just popped into my head...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# argh! get it out, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That is so deep, man.
The spiky hair is just so HARDCORE and EXTREME I think my tits will fall off in excitement. I am orgasming over the use of distorted proportions in the hands to represent our existential angst. Take me now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# holy christ Anna
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Oi!
Where were you when I needed you Gezza?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# fuck knows
when was that?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
Thissum sir....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
HULK SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ?
Um.
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# <<<<<<<<33333333
THX IT TUK ME AAGIS
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Did you do it on the school computers when you were supposed to be working?
Stick it to the MAN! You're so, like rebellious and hardcore and edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I likes your use of crayinz....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Silly Az.
Haggis is for eating, not drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# holy shit check out that right hand it's like a goddamn clamp
that's one clamp handed fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I NO
BUT I AM ONLY 15 INNIT STOP BULLYINME OR ILL TELL MY STEP DAD
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# needs more elbows
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# They're implanted emo elbow talons.
God, I thought anyone who's anyone knew that they're the cool new thing!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# sorry i'm still living in 1994
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# can I move back there?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yes simply cross the border into wales
(don't worry i'm not welsh)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# everything turns black and white
when you cross the border
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# takes about 8 hours to fade completely
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# that's how long it takes
to walk to the nearest pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# it was as many as i could get in on paint :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# obviously a massive cokehead
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# FUCKING GET FUCKING IN!
*epic fives*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Can I get this on a t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I would totally have sex with you right now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# wotldn't we all Gilgy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# BUT I AM ONLY 15 !!!
wanna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# AIM Plz :]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I cant use yahooz :[
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# This is delicious if obvious satire
I want it on my burger
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# WANT MY SPESHIAL SUACE WIV DAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMM PLZ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# How about 1 hour a day lolz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# fantastic! *hugs*
how are you, lully? feel like getting your underage tits out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oh hang on, i've gotten mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i fucking love you man..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I feel your pain.
It must be so difficult!
You are a girl with tits, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hello talk board
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# This isn't talk
you big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# If you fill a supermarket with whores it becomes a brothel.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# No it becomes a fun day's shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Interesting business plan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Not really.
Just a load of whores doing their weekly shop.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# much like Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I shop at lidl.
You are painting an inaccurate picture.
Nobody would pay to have sex with any of the people I see there.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# No it doesn't, because they don't have barcodes.
How the fuck are you going to scan them through the checkouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Right, so let's get this sorted. We're going to get a load of prostitutes. Enough
to fill a supermarket, then tattoo barcodes onto them.

This is a really shit analogy that really doesn't work, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Maybe you're just trying too hard
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# How else is your supermarket going to be a brothel, you brothel idiot!?
We're trying to make you look less stupid here!

So anyway, this shop full of whores... I'm lost now.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# wait, wait
we haven't decided how or where to tattoo them yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I tell bitches this all the time
they call the manager :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If you fill an online chatroom with girls it isn't b3ta.
Stop showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# See, this is a funny picture
Granted its at the expense of another board member but whatever, Im laughing and thats all I come on the internet for besides a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Isn't that half the point of /board?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# the other half is to distract oneself from the slow and thorough descent into madness
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# then my work here is done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# You're great.
I'll even give you one of my extra special soft tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ITS
So
FUCKING
SOFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# hahahahaah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you hate me anyway. and i care
[--this much--]
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# that's a whole lot of pixels there Az
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# not especially
i couldn't give a toss about you either way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# TAKE ME NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# why is it that you guys get so uptight about stuff that isn't even on your board?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# b3ta is all one place, man.
except for QOTW. we can just pretend that's like a tumour or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# pfffffffft
also I enjoyed the L4D sig reference.

So like, 10 points for this post, achievement unlocked
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You people are insane
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# LOL I NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You people have been on the internet far too long
especially without any pictures of kittens.

Please take up smoking or something so you go outside a little bit least.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i have more FP's than you
and have shopped more than my fair share of kittens..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# both were in 2003 though
When there were, like, 6 people here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# You're still reading what I'm typing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# AND YOU LOOK LIKE MR. CooL ICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Lineas De Nazca
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Compo it sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Worst. Dot-to-dot. Ever.
Rather good though.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# This compo is making me RIS so hard.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's not the anagrams any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Bottom right hand corner is a clanger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I get it now;
I thought it was still the anagrams compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Whatever!
GIVE ME BACK AFRO DISCO CAT! ;)

Seriously though, if you wanna make another one though, I would love for you to send one to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Sorry for late reply, didn't see this post.
Cor, I'm very flattered. :D I'd love to make another one; I'll probably do that on my next day off (Tuesday).
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# man, i barely even know anything about this guy
i'm not going to understand anything
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# that
looks like a stunning adventure for a hobbit
edit : I think number 20 is the condor out of cities of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I think that I have spotted the treasure . . .
it's right . . . . there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# battle of the little big horn!
i like this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# .
night night
(LEAD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That's tonight's nightmare sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# tonights nightmare
was the earlier one with a cock coming out of it's vadge and some stabbing action.

These really are ace....

Fucking scary though
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I did try to tell Noel Edmonds his 'Cosmic Ordering' philosophy'd come to no good in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# bigger bigger!
more more more!

post all your work now! lol!l1l!!1one11!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# preferably all in one thread
and don't delete it after 3 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# lust pulp
they say i am unsafe but a bit of work is here
www.flickr.com/photos/andrewjamesjones/
(LEAD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# if you are him...
why not use your old id?
edit : also upload something to that flickr account :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# christ man
people lose their accounts all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i suppose so...
but why not explain instead of posting old stuff again? (about 8 times, then deleting it all)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# haha have you drawn anything that isn't hairy and gross? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Argh. Shitting hell.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll be looked after :-)
(clewera, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# bagpuss used to terrify me as a child
but breasts used to feed me. i'm so confused
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# This is how eating disorders and homosexuality starts.
I hope you're happy, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# me too
the bagpuss part, not the breasts part. i used to hide under the coffee table, he terrified me when he yawned :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I want a skull icon too
waaah :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# cleverly shopped halo
Grr(aroused intination)rrr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Not for the faint at heart


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That's Shit ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# poop
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# DOODY! ! !
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# LOL!
That is hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# mmmm
glisteny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Did you pay extra for that crappy plug in ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# no.. fucker took all day to do tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ooooooooh . . . what a huge load !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Has Jamnog got his candle yet?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# not that i know of
woo for the turd
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# perhaps the squirrel girls
pushed rob over the edge and he banned me from candle privileges.

edit : still lovin that floodfill poo
edit 2 : i mean poo gradient its not the same as flood fill. or its a poo texture or shit tube..
edit 4 : Sweet life giving gin how I missed thee
edit 5 : btw I was listening to www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ftjn2/The_Very_World_of_Milton_Jones_Series_2_Episode_3/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Give Cr3 a gaz and find out wtf is going on.
In the meantime G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# nah sometimes the counter thing ticks over at like 2 in the morning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Here you go bossman

grovels
edit : its the only gayshift reference I had
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Your profile says it's tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# details details
Im happy candles arent important, whats important is squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# oh crap
*badum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# clicks and LMAO!!!
ya wanna share that plug in?
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# shiny!
that's well polished!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Paint Bucket (s)Tool
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha
hard or soft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st attempt at using one of them laptop fingerpad thingies instead of a mouse, so please excuse cackhandedness
so please excuse cackhandedness
(Yay! A brand new cackhandedness excuse!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i like the idea of the clanger of death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# And I think somebody somewhere must be tollin' a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# one of my favourite songs :)
he's shit live, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Aren't we all, eh.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# pfff!
tesco "fresh" fruit and veg is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# is it launching saxophones from its belly?
because that would be pretty fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Jolting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# WELCOME TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
this pleases me muchly, sir

and your sig reminds me of a stereolab b side
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Good mental leap.
Translate my sig into Clangerspeak, and behold!
Something Stereolab'd turn into a B-side. Unless they already did.
(Loves Switched On vol 2: Refried Ectoplasm best)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# .
didn't realise you had to be shit to post.


sorry for that
A.J.J


(LEAD, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Owns
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# someone was talking about you earlier

edit: they said you were interfering with their wifi connection.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# NEW AND IMPROVED
Microwave :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# this is slightly unerving
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# well blast my cock out my vagina and call me a hairy tit ape
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You don't have to be shit to post.
But you do help in showing that misunderstood point....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# There is a certain subtlety to your work.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# WHERES THE NEW FRESH STUFF?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ?
?
(LEAD, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# RE-E-POSTS!
booo! oh wait i'm ignoring you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I'm convinced :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YOU KNOW THE STUFF YOUVE DONE RECENTLY THAT ISNT LIKE A BILLION YEARS OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# er
i think this is all new stuff
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# seen it all before
yawn
edit : hang on - image keeps changing...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Untrue.
Ive seen quite a few of these.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i don't think it is him you know
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I think you may be on to something there.
That or hes gone batshit insane.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i like the fact he deleted all the other posts...
its great artwork agreed but i'm not convinced it is him
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# well you must have been looking on his website then
because i'm pretty sure these are all new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# its not like his artwork is forgettable!
It is mighty impressive :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Strange tattoo
Still, horses for courses and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I like your things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Wow.
Quote for poster: "Remarkable use of dodgy bits of meat."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hooooooooooooooly fuck
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# A Quick One While He's Away...

eve nings.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Gibbon Gibbon Gibbon Gibbon
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I AM UNFOURGIBBON TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# is that an aerial gibbon boomerang display team?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I would sell this concept
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# do, do, do
the funky gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# so now LEAD has deleted his posts?
whats going on?

thread deletions? /talk on /board? hover gibbons?

*waits for the forth sign of the apocalypse*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# using flickr as a host...
bad idea
...and yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# And Woolies is closing
although there will probably be a Sun campaign in the next few days "TO KEEP THIS GREAT BRITISH INSTITUTION GOING"
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# theres one going on already on faceache!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Gibbon half a chance . . . I would too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# needs more bill oddie
do do do the funky gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# just thaught i should point out its my b3ta day


soonish spooky and sad at the same time
not that anyone would have noticed.

all raise a glass of jam to noggin the nog
thanks for the inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *clink*
Chin chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# its not your b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
I said soonish
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# oh I didnt read that bit
there was a loverly picture in the way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# also I would like to special thankys
to everyone in the thread for making my time here fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Oh lol we're in jump the gun mode tonight.
ALL DOCUMENTS MUST BE SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hahahaa! god help any unsuspecting L platers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# SHOVE IT, CRAMHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *CAPRICES*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# TRIM MY TOENAILS BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# LIES AND DECEIT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I am undone :(
edit : but I never changed my name (partly because I don't know how)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# FUUUUCK.
SOMEONE PASS THE GLUE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# OH YEAH YOU STILL HAVE 18 MINS TO GO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# arent there 31 days in the b3tan november?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I dunno ask Cr3
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I think its less effort to simply wait
edit :/ hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I vaguely remember something about Nogjam
I had a book. Giant gooseberries ... brought by storks. Caught in nets. Yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I remeber something about his castle getting crumbled by a plant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# happy almost b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# xD
im almost so excited
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# me too
almost
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Happy two to go too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# this might seem weird but i booked tomorrow off
but i worked on my real birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# OK . . . smoke up a light . . . just in case !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# quick gnops

source image
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He seems to be passing something painful.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# maybe he got stabbed by a football?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I just had beer on monitor moment
ta ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# It is the only reasonable explaination.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# passing with a broken metatarsal
will be painful
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You know it's a good gnops when you can't tell it's a gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahah thx
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# where is his other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# this pic has set off a level 5 ugmo alert
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Mobbed by Clangers
(Nick_S, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Its how he always wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# So many tiny, tiny penises
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# all the tiny animal penises?
*calls yetis*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Better than being clanged by mobbers
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Or . . . clobbed by mangers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# or even clabbed by mongers
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Precisely . . . Nice Nick_S !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# you missed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Dag Clang it . . . I did . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# that is giving me a touch of vertigo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Don't look down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# surely..
Clangbanged!
(Inflatable Aardvark, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I heard that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# too pink
Lord- someone please- Make our fluffs pretty again :'-\ Fluffs for kittens, not Phal-elephants.
(hilarleo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# More ink doodles



EDIT: The first one is lyrics from a song by the Heart Attacks. In the second one, the bit about 'hungry for iron and oil and tin' is a Horrors' lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That guy's got the shits and couldn't contain it any longer
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
No, it's just that I realized you can't erase pen. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# some manner of cubist porn in the second picture
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Is that what it is?
Okay. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Oh baby
check out those angles
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# cool "when you're fartless" T-Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# :p
It says 'heartless'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I thought the h was a random splodge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Nah.
S'an H. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I'd buy a "When you're fartless" t-shirt
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# THE WORDS COME OFF HIS TEE SHIRT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# OMG NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# YEAH WAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# IT IS A NEW 3DTshirt
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I DONT OWN ONE OF THEM :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# THEY R WELL NEW M8 ONLY MERCIANS HAVE THEM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# IM NOT MERICAN
:(
AND I HAVE NO MONEYS FOR SHIRTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# OHNO:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah

Also I totally read the potassium next to the sulfur as potassium sulfide. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# valencies are all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
Just habit from reading out of a Chem textbook. :]

Actually, I have Chem tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to the lab we're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# fucksocks
oops, i thought philly was yet another city and a state...
anyway some more i missed
arkansas
conneticuit
georgia
the dakodas
kentucky
and that's all i know i think that means i got like 60% of them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahah
Better than I can do. At the beginning of the year, I had a map quiz in US History, and I got a 38%. That's how bad I am. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ouch...
florida!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah.
And she counted it for a grade, too. Last class, we did a WW1 map quiz. We had to mark out the central powers, and the allies, and the countries in Europe. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# well the countries in europe is easy, just shade everthing that wasn't central powers (germany, austria/hungry from memory)
allies were uk and commonwealth (aus, nz can, etc)

um were america in ww1? I forget....:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Yeah, that's true.
But I had to label all the countries in the balkans, too. :/

And yeah, I believe so. We're not there yet, though. We've only just started talking about trench warfare.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# actually name the balklans? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
trench warefare: people shot at each other from opposing ditchs. while blackadder and co have shenanegans whilst trying to avoid a certian death by charging 'over the top'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
:[

So that is how I fial at school. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i hope that was irony
oh.. wait.. you are a septic.

it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I wish I could draw like you.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# would you like me to break your fingers
and stick an ice pick into the creative side of your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# OKAY




what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Okay, if you want constructive criticism, I'm happy to oblige.
Almost all of your drawings are in the same pose, though I have noticed you've moved from putting characters' hands behind their backs to having the hands visible. Don't forget you always have a reference for your hands right in front of you.
Though humans are differently-shaped we have common proportions. Once you have these memorised it becomes much easier to sketch out humans without references.

You seem to favour a cartoony style to a realistic one, but don't forget that you still have to learn the basics before you can distort. You have a manga-y vibe going on - don't fall into the woefully common trap of thinking that because manga is simplistic you can skip learning anatomy and proportion. John K's blog is an excellent resource for cartoonists: johnkstuff.blogspot.com/

Here's an excellent resource for human figure drawing: fineart.sk/ (may be NSFW, contains photos of nudes)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# This is either going to get ignored or wobbled at.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it will be ignored..
i never met an emo kid fat enough to wobble
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Maybe she'll go and lure some unsuspecting internet user into an inappropriate conversation,
so her paedo stepdad can threaten them with attorneys at lol.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Okay, thank you.
Yeah I've always had a bit of trouble with proportion, but I think I'm doing better than I was before.
I have been linked to John K before, but I've never seen that fineart site, so thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# You're ace Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Clanger is confused and frightened
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# A sharp looking butt plug or an old man with extreme haemorrhoids
tough choice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
Buttplugs
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Wow. That had me in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# BUTTPLUG
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# YES THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Buttplug?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# that should have ended with him
saying that he might have got the wrong number.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahah yes!
err that is the vets right??
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# either way, what fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Could use the butt plug to push them back in
or drain them dry if it's sharp enough
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# dull is better
it'll take longer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# As soon as you push a bit in, the bit at the opposite end pushes out with squelchy goodness
just like intestines

/is really enjoying first aid
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# intestines are awesome
i've had some of mine removed, they're in a bin in hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He looks pretty happy from here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Compost
(I helped save b3ta! QuantumSheep, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Strapping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I hadent put noggin the nog
in the same relm as bagpuss until I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] We will fix it

EDIT: de-ris: episode 8
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# cheese + beans = buiscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# TOASTING ERROR + MINT IMPERIAL MISSHAPES = BISCUIT
I DONT GET IT :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Uh, something about pebble dashing the toilet after too many digestive biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# SCIENCE FACT!
(we will fix it)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# biscuits and butterbeans!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *coughbreadcrumbscough*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# bollocks.
i didn't watch it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I never could get the hang of maths.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Bread crumbs plus butter beans
make chocolate biscuits.

Well so the Professor makes out. Turns out he's taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Awww.
I'm going to be humming the 'We will fix it' song all day now...

When I was a tiny Moogling, I remember making a lego version of the chocolate biscuit mill...

RIP Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Best episode of anything, ever.
i LOVE that episode. I've been watching bagpuss with my 5 month old, and can't wait to get to it.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OH HAI THAR INTERNETS.
IT IS NOW TIME FOR FUN! DRAW SOME STUFF WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT AND THEN POST IT UP.



HURRAH! JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# AH CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# man it looks like shit this is a terrible idea, lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# don't say anything
just pass it off as an early picasso
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ITS A GODDAMN ARTFORM.
WELL DONE YOU HAVE DONE AN ART :):):) HURRAH HURRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# done and done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# CHRISTY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# OH WOW :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# right.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i suck at this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# OH HAI.
I LIKE UR BLOON.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# that's supposed to have been where his face went
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# GO WITH THE BALLOON THEORY.
FACES ARE OVERRATED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# OMFGWAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# SHARK AND MAN SCRAPING ASS ALONG FLOOR
WITH BOATS AND SUN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# OH YER.
ROFLLFLOLOLRF
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I COULDNT FIND THE MAGENTA TO MAKE THE SNAKE :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# YEAH I NO U HAD UR EYES SHUT LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I ACCIEDENTALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# In 13th century Novgorod, an elite Rus' horseman is speared through the chest by a Slavic warrior.

Sorry if this is a bit graphic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# MY EYES!
THEY CANNOT TAKE THIS REAL LIFE IMAGERY!!
THIS IS REAL ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# YES. I DECLARE THIS TO BE THE WINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I wish to yield my award to plentyofants' fat spastic cat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# OVERULED.
THE CAT RECEIVES ONLY A SWIFT DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# too late!
*cat eats award*
burp!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

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