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# In love with a cello . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Parkinson>?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# He's clearly as good as a question mark. Few can dispute that.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# don't you mean Porkinson
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# The cello--previously owned my Michael J Fox
*or was it Katherine Hepburn*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Very big battries !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It's certainly not a Stradivarius
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# More like a . . . Straddle-various . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# No she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ^Dis
With ease!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That must be painful at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# It depends on where the bow goes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# As long as she's not having a fiddle
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *flying headbutt*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'll get the the b3ta stepladder:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Haha unlikely to be needed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I am actually Janine Cranky
The stepladder is for me:P
BUt I if you wanted to nose butt me you'd have to be a good 6' 3":P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Ah I see...
...might have to rethink the headbutt strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I iz the b3ta big scary git:P
But I'm a big fluffy bunny really:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# big scary git?
I rival most for bigness if not scariness...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# The mow puts be to about 6' 7":P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ooo snap...
Tall ftw!

...apart from incessant hilaaaaaarious height related jokes every time you walk into a pub, hitting your head on stuff, and generally finding clothing that fits, but mostly win.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# In a sense . . . I think so . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'd play second fiddle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Get right in the middle and . . . diddle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I feel viola-ted
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# she'll banjo ass from the concert hall!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# And keep all your lute !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# SCANDALOUS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Macho !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nacho!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pancho !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# that's got to lead to some sort of rsd
i'm sure she can put in a claim for that she's wearing the wrong gloves.

nice one master valin

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# And perhaps that heavy ring as well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# you get that from sitting for prolonged periods
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Multiple meanings . . .
odd visualizations . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# And wood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# is that
Sung Hyun Ah?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That would be excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# heh heh
she lurvs the timbre
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Keeps her limbre !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# the french bird's the best bit.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Here we go again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Macs are better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No, PCs are better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Anyone not using linux is gay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# really?
cool! anyone want their cock sucked?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I don't have one
so could we please start discussing the merits of different browsers?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# firefox ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# NCSA Mosaic rocks dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# what??? the board's turned into an american teen movie
i know ie and i know firefox, i tried the thing apple use, hated it went back to firefox, lots of add ons, it's ftw no debate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# LYNX
Text-mode browsing wins!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I could let you do me with a strap on if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# get lost i complied first
i'm very compliant and will forgo being pc for cash
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Rottweilers r00l !!!11!!eleventy!!!
Dobermans are shit.

oh.

You said browsers.

Not bowsers.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm sure lots of people would want that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *forms an orderly queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# right, you're up!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# What about typewriters?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I prefer chisel and stone.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# OS/2 4 LIFE SUCKAS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
Stencils pwn typewriters in every single test I've seen. It's not even funny any more. I'm sick of trying to tell people who just don't want to know the best way to tell people about the parish fete.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Letraset ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# only homos don't use SunSparQ
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# O hai Thor!

My, it's been ages. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# 'lo, i is fine thanks
still no b3ta at work and i have little time in the evenings for logging on, so it's a rare time for me, so i log in and see a pair of bollocks out the sack. what a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You!
Blimey.
Welcome back to the bosom of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ^see above^
and 'lo hows things down mugabe way?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oh lordy, I am not THAT close
but I hear it's fine there. No cholera, no poverty, all is tickety-boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Adblocking another image?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
To me, girls with glasses is almost like looking at porn

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha too fucking true
something about bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# pfffftsplfs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Macs are worth the extra money
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ^this
like rocket ships to accident prone wheel burrows
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# don't you start as well :)
do you know how to work it yet??
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I'm getting there fella
every day is a learning curve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# sad thing is
it's the same for me on my knackerd old pc, what does this button do???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I may have to hide this post
if this turns into a PC vs Mac geek debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# lol, hot function button.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *looks for lol button*
No, don't have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I was far too late with my reply
The damage has been done.

In other news, FFS I wish someone would guess the lyrics in my sig so I could move on!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# MEDICINE SHOW / BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE

next!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I asked you months ago and you said you had no idea
leading me to believe that google had something to do with your reply.
Never mind... next one coming up soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I just googled it

You were starting to sound a bit...desperate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Fix a pc with a mac taped on top...boot them dualscreen and let them emulate Linux
problem solved
www.b3ta.com/links/256568
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# MUM!
That man is doing it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# whehee
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Is that politically correct ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# She looks like a friend of mine.
I would both.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# where's your warrant card?
and the other nun says, yes it does a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# MAC, for people who can't build a PC
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I hesitate to ask, but isn't there a better way, John?



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ha!
Two Male Virgins
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ONO!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# sorry. I img srced when I should have a hreffed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# clicking 'I like this' would send out all the wrong signals
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9018611
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# classy!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
hahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# The Dresden Dolls did a recreation of that picture
The top one, that is.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# So you're saying Yoko is a tree, amirite?
/edit: that tree looks more like a dancer or even a cheerleader with pom poms than someone lying on their back
sauce plz kthnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Tree I found on web long ago, don't recall where
If you want copy of tree only, lemme know
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I would like that, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Just hosted it here
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1229118549/dancingtree.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Just keep the eyes closed . . . anything can happen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Mate of mine went to Greece, and only spotted this when he got back home and had his photos developed ...


Click for bigger (164KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# So wow that's a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Now my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's terrible
But you should be more aware of smug bastards leaning on balonies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It takes a thief !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# If I had a nickel
for every time I've heard THAT one...
*pop* (not really, but might as well be because I haven't been on in about a year)
(Mademoiselle Dustman picked a bouquet of oopsie daisies for you on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
Your mate is enjoying the beach and some man got in the photo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It's funny because it was unexpected
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it's behind you
hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I fear this.
Speaking of cyclopses, I just bombed an english final because I watched some godawful movie called "Cyclops" with my roommate last night instead of studying.

Not that anyone cares, just saying.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# tskkk.. kids today
we would have stayed up all night slamming horse in my day
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Needs more metal detector . . .
one never knows . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The new road signs are out
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Not just me then...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# she's not been on b3ta for yonks
I miss her, the cute little minx
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# didn't she go to india.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# really?
That's a far cry from Didsbury.

did she move there?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i don't rightly know
i do recall her talking about upping sticks to goa some time back, then she disappeared, i assume she went.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# wow, good for her!


edit: wait, hope she wasn't working oin the Taj Mahal Motel
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hehehehe
it's wrong i know but i now have an image of her charging round the place changing all the signage, leading to further chaos
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This is not shopped well.
And this is, for me, what b3ta is about. Funny:D

And like other products below, does not contain nuts!

I was shite at shopping when I first came here. Run! Run for your life!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Jokes over technique any day
And lacking in human testicles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# well we should put it to the acidd testie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I do quite fancy a kebab now, I might wait til after the I.T. crowd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I have actually got rid of my telly
On demand telly is great:) I'll go watch it when i shut up at 10.

Is it just me but we've had a few really good new people today. That always makes me happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ive still got my telly for xboxies mainly, when the digital switch over happens it will have to be on demand all the time
But I tend to watch stuff like Charlie Brookers screenwipe on iplayer, and download the other shows that I watch, heroes, house, 30 rock, etc...

On demand telly is the way forwards tho.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# As soon as you get a flatscreen TV then it's over:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I think ill get a moniter that I can plug into my xboxies
And a desktop computer, my laptop isnt good enough for that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yup
And last week i gave the TV away as it was no longer needed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Should have given it to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I think we need to sort out some sort of b3ta swapshop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Bashes, bring along something you want to swap, that could work?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Our "on demand" telly is diabolical
Even more diabolicaler than the regular stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# UK now is every channel
Everything for the lsat month.
Latest one hour after broadcast (with 2 ads max).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# even itv?
But there is sod all on that channel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's fabulous
I only have 80 hours on my PVR drive. It sounds a lot but there is a lot of stuff I still have to watch.
The facility to download from the PVR drive has been disabled on all S. African PVRs ... BASTARDS.
I'd much prefer to be able to go back a month.
Hopefully one day it will be available here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No
It's streamed! Ho Hard drive space! Normal and HD!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yes I understand that it is streamed
Which is why it appeals to me. No clogging of HD space.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *perk*
A new season!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah its on at 10ish on channel4
Theres been like 3 episodes already so far
Its pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# She's in SA giving Jaffa Cakes to the needy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I thought she was, but I didnt wanna say incase I got it wrong
theres bound to be torrents on thepiratebay
But it will eat up her tupence of bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# My tuppence worth has hardly been dented
due to insane amounts of time spent at work so far this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ah fair enough, torrent/youtube away then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# But apart from that
There is youtube!
*glees at the thought of a new series*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah episode 4/5 or so now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I tried running
Then I saw the image below and was stunned so I couldn't move
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Nicely done matey:)
Especially after the crap we've had tonight!

We have a regular that does these sorta things but not with traffic one.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Thanks
I was bored at work today and there's a poster with different road signs. I got bored at thought of alternative things they could mean.
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# NO RUN! RUN NOW!
This is the beginning! Soon you'll donate and end up going to bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This^
I donated, then went to a bash.
Im even tempted to come to london for your mega-bash
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh no, will it take over my life?
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Not really, I just tend to stick to the gayshift, its more fun that way
and you can post shit like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Everyone loves the sheep
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Heheh
Seriously. Depends how much of your life you have spare. If you work somewher where you can be her 3ish hours a day and you have that job for years?
Your friends are here!
I know and have met so many people who I call friends.
It's a poisoned Chalis I think.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevery Rooooooooooooose has iiiit thoooorn....
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I might have to visit more often then
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# where were you when i first appeared
i'd still have a life if i'd seen that warning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# We both know that's a big lie!
You suffer from b3ta as much as I do!

I'm Happy.
You're Happy.
Everybody's Happy.

/Rocky Horror Show bolg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i wish that were true
it's ruined me, for crying out loud i now even have a passing knowledge of sci fi, i didn't before, god forbid i ever play a computer game, then it's time to bid the world farewell.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I knew nothing about imaging (although strangely I did restore B&W images with paint in the early 90's)
I knew fuck all and I've now had images in national and International magazines and newspapers!

Damn you rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# the image below is how not to win friends
you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Lorry stretching area!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Arf!
Whatever happened to Pachey btw? She used to do very entertaining things with signs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Get your mind out of the gutter, M3
oh wait, this is b3ta.com

As you were...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i saw these on a dodgy photostat in 1983.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I saw these on a wax cylinder in 1918

edit: In case you have him on ignore now.

b3ta.com/board/9019876

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Bongo-gorilla-dies-zoo/article-526460-detail/article.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# london zoo lost their silverback the other day too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# We did
the most weird tale I shall now tell concerning Bobby, the male who died last Friday morning; AR still pending.

I wasn't officially at work on the Thursday before that fateful Friday, but went anyway with my camera kit for a day to take pictures without other work-based responsibilities. I met one of the fellows, Darren, who is actually very well known and does a lot of radio broadcasting for five live and has a keen interest in photography, currently writing a book about our zoo. So we wondered about and went to Gorilla Kingdom where he took loads of pictures of Bobby before we wondered off elsewhere. On the Monday when he came to the library before a scientific meeting in the evening he mentioned something that was very weird. Of all the pictures he took on that Thursday (we took loads-I took around 800), he said when he got home and reviewed his, exclusively the ones of Bobby were corrupted on his card, before pointing out he's not one into any of this superstitious nonsense, it still freaked him out (I hadn't taken any at that point on my fingers wanting to fall off due to being cold)

But well and truly odd nether-less
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# spooky oddness
it made me sad when i read about his passing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i saw these on parchment in 1683
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I saw something similar on amazon this afternoon
buying an iPod for dummies for my mum, apparently there's a road signs for idiots I sniggered to and might buy for my aunt; who has a decades track record of crashing cars, i'm amazed she's still insured
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# And not a moment too soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# allow me to pea something for no reason other than to push that shit down the screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Tall repost thread!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Can I join in? i have a nice tall one from my noob week?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hello Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I was going to say this wasn't worth its own thread but anything to get
The screen clean of that image down there!

Jumps on bandwagon two months two late.


Ducks and covers!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# But with no less bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Aimed at me or mark E smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Yeah, my ignore list was empty
until that wanker posted that...well...bollocks.
Now it has its first permanent resident.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Thank you for pushing that horror down the screen!
Have this kitten on a skateboard to bulk out the thread and push it further down!



(in no way implying that your post is fail, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Oh i don;t know..........
It seems full of fail to me!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Well potentially...
but not in a "wtf read teh faq, n00b" sense.

But if you're that insistent, have another ;)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Ta very much!
Anything interesting happening down there? I just clicked ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# just lots of swearing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Not a massive change from normal then!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# oooooooooooofy sore nuts amigo's
this has got to hurt

click nsfw

mod edit: WTF? Why?!
(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Why are you not a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Wait, you won't be able to see that will you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# `Coz I'm a rocker!
(and I don't need feel I need to request it as a sig like kebab):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# you fucking cunt
this is not rotten.com

GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# lol?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Its from a safety briefing about using multi point harnesses, at least when it was posted on another forum I was on
The guy had the BRAINS TO FUCKING LINK IT!

the medical term I believe it "being degloved"
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Indeed fuckstick, now I'm hiding this wank.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# so this shit, a guy on another forum made it?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oooh dear,
whatever you think b3ta is, this is not it, sorry, please link or remove this image, it is neither shopped nor SFW and so definitely wrongly placed on this board, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# too many words there fella
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# He does that...
...he's had a lot of whisky.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I was just trying to be constructive in case the chap wasn't actually a troll,
benefit of the doubt and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# my usual approach
but even the briefest glance at the board in the nearly 3 years he's been signed up would be enough to know this isn't the place, although this weeks newsletter may not help matters.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Indeed!
I was most grossed out by that jar up the bum thing, I have to say, I think it needed better warnings on it, I am deffo NOT a rotten.com dead babies and gore kinda guy and wouldn't have watched it had I known.

Cheers Rob.

*edit* LOL at the Mod edit, I love it when they have a sense of humour about it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I was lucky enough to have a frozen swf
and common logic jar + bum = not my bag
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# OH FFS!
IGNORED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# pillock

MOD!

Cheers Mr. Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I hope you get cancer.
Please fuck off and die.

*Ignore*

MODS!!!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I log on after a heavy day
and see this.
You are a twat of the highest order and with a bit of luck will not be naughty-stepped but banned.
We need more mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I wanna be a mod, I have lots of time and no life, so I'm the perfect choice!
Also, I'm not confused by the difference between suggestion and depiction, which evidently many of the current mods are...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I fancy Pasanonic as a mod
Oh the hilarity that will ensue.
Of course the downside will be that less than half of B3tards would be safe from a permanent ban.
Actually, make that one tenth.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Testicles are a lot paler than I thought they would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# So is my face right now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dude, fuck the fucking fuck off you stupid cunt.
it's a shame your mother can't abort you in the 58th trimester.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Oh dear
good bye you sad little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hello
sad news about bongo the gorilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# awwwwww..... found dead in his nest is about the saddest sentence I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# edit your post to remove <img src=" (leave this bit) ">
two years and you've never read the FAQ?
edit your post dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# LOLWACKY

Prepare to be naughtybanned, buster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# What is it?
/Had a pisspoor day which I don't want worsened. Saw that jam jar/man's arse yesterday - two in 24 hours is too much.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# HAIL FEVAR!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Mine usually starts around June
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I heard they started round Terry:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Terry and fucking June... who goes around making Terry and June references in 200 and friggin 9?
I'm glad the seagull ate your fucking cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 14.7 people do
Most of tem are from my cheddar support group.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# do you have a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Yes
Pirates Like Cheese Too. Or the Yaaaaarg Digest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
Why are you not a mod?
nevermind, you saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# My reply was.
`Coz I'm a rocker!
(and I don't need feel I need to request it as a sig like kebab):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# to be fair tho, kebab is in aus, and some of the shit on the gayshift will probably get people sacked if seen by bosses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Well no
Here is a hoooj time difference:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hail yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Friends, Romaines, Icebergs!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Let us alone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Lend me your queers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# HoRSes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Those that are Romanae get out?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# cheers i don't understand the latin
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Now 100 times before sunrise!
Hahaha. Bogan Aussie that has never seen Rocky Horror with about 5 of us that are singing every word.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# If I got coloured tatts
I'd have that by next week:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I love him, and he's about the only famous 'person' I can convincingly imitate,
shame you never seem to see these anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I can do a convincing impersonation of a big scary oik:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# earth shattering kaboom!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# 12th December - Spot the Pig
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# lovely
is it an irish pig
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Cancer pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# if you can find a big enough one
a hundred and fifty tonner should set you well on the way to a small mole on your forearm.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# in a lay by?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Aaaw is he a Gloucester Old Spot
hence the spot?

EDIT: How rude. Fandabbidosey as usual Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Nice porcine name . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I cant see the pig :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I think Spot is more a name for a dog, don't you think?

Or a zebra.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# A rhino
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I like this very much :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Sir--I saw you run that red light with my own two eyes


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# i love bombay mix
where can i get a big bag like that
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Exceeding heavy load !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Ehh--not much mass in grass
(so they say)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# grass???
it'll stink in those bags, turn to yellow slime
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Then by all means--let's burn it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Up . . . in . . . smoke . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You'll get a share, Chong--I wouldn't Cheech ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Right . . . I meant . . . H E A V Y . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# The Yentob


Done without filters

Click for bigger (461KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# whole lot of bukkake
if no filtaz
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# 100% no filtars
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# if you have made an image without using filters
that just looks like you've used filters
i'm afraid i have to question the validity of the whole exercise
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# no filters
just one a bit of cutting and bit of jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# bukkake by the buckets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# my nuts and cock are now sore
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Why does he have a poo rainbow forehead?

and good evening all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# that is nothing
i can get so his nose look like a cock with a bit of jizz hanging out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hail fellow, well met?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I must get some work done, so no weekend yet for me
but I'm feeling pretty chipper about it

That's right, chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hello Mhedi
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# EMTHREEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Bleach ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# is it colour range??
interesting piccy! :D
have a look at this - www.pompeysworst.talktalk.net/tutorials/stroked/stroked.html :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# and it was taken from the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# is it a picture of a tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# FILL FILL FILL
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# no, Alan, not fill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ALAN ALAN ALAN
....ARAF! dim dim dim!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# It's a good thing that he's got the day . . . off !
Edit: Nice trophies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# those women
can take photo's with their boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Boob cam . . . or . . . visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# When the credit crunch hits the online porn industry...
Slightly NSFW (cartoon nekkidness)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# You've been watching south park havent you
in the episode where they run out of internet :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I have seen that episode,
but I don't remember any scene like my picamature. Did I rip off anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Its similar, I like your picture tho :)
The world runs out of internet
So everyone panics, theres some internet in silicon vally so they go there, and tehres an "internet porn simulator" which is basically you say what you want ie, brazilian fart porn, followed by the word click, and someone draws stick men doing what you asked for :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ah yes
I remember that bit. And I cannot ever remove from my mind the image of Randy caked in jizz. Damn faulty mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# there was a ghost, its ectoplasm, I killed it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# That's just naaaasty.
But still funneh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hot work is hard to find !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] sniff
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] and

jones the steamy
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Loco sauna . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Soup's on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I am seeing this mind,
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# IM SORRY GERRY FROM THE WEST MIDLANDS WITH ONE MUTUAL FRIEND
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well . . . hello . . . Dolly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# She knows she doesn't have much time left.
But she is happy to see you once more.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Curvaceously coy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Ooo nicely!
EDIT: I know it's work in progress but you could repeat it back seamlessly.

EDIT: DOn't want to rain on your perfection!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I thought about doing that, maybe reusing only a few frames in a quicker move to the initial position.
But I couldn´t shrink down the file size more than that :^(
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# 400k now.
I can do tatty shop stuff not the beautifully framed stuff you do. I can't imagine the patience it take you to do this frame by frame.
Please belive I wasn't trying to take some sort of glory for the time you put in to this!
I just saw a cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# That is me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# you have become a women then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I have always been a women.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# the picture would say so too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# If only it could talk.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I like this

very ominous, you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# It burns my eyes
but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# eep
Sorry to TJ: Hippytoats if you're lurking I've lost thezombie fairy. Could you please furnish me with the URL.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Tubeway Army
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I just had to see it inverted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hehehe, looks like a mad monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Madeline rocks.
Everyone here has been a miserable cunt about this, a maudeline joke is called for,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Well, you would too, in that chair...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Yes.
May I take this opportunity to thank you for adapting my puns to appeal to a more Usaian audience.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ??
knowledgerush.com/kr/encyclopedia/USAian/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Well, apologies for not realising your pun was deliberate,
but on the plus side today I learnt a new word!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# That is not a problem
I am clearly too subtle for my own good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# "Madeleine was just a rag doll"
That's right, Gerry, you keep on telling yourself that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I like the way the sign reads too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sorry to be a cunt, but:
www.b3ta.com/board/9018787
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# It says 50% off, but when you get inside it is only 10 to 20% off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# After it's been marked up 80% . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth it's own thread


Yes, a TOAP, but I wanted to show my respect.
(Bryn not Brian, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Nice choral arrangement . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I dunno really...

but it looks kinda cool.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# *rigs up the industrial dairy equipment*
"I'm GOING IN!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I can assist with this
being from a Dairy Equipment family.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# you make your own milk? Mr. P?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# No, but my farther has been a milking machine engineer for 45 years.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I was trying to put on a rural accent with the 'farther'
but upon reading it back, I think it came across more dyslexic retard than West Country.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oh I dunno, I'm sure they are generally interchangeable
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I'm good with pails, so I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Use harsh language
@woo WIL :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Perfect for a centrepiece !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# it's like some kind of experimental ballet thing innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . spin it and win it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Indeed!
www.geocities.com/Athens/3067/dance.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# it looks better with the huge eyes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# If you compared the 2 side by side there's actually quite a lot of liquify gone on an'all,
not to mention backround replacement and general artifact clean up, the original is a bit poor.

But it's one of those pics y'know, when you see it, you just HAVE to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ^^ THIS
spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Y Fank U!
I do like the bizarre! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Excellent.
She should go on a date with my monster :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great idea! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Would!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# eyeball-headed dragon swans,
my favorite aminal!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I thought my dog was :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Seamless, maybe bindun, and I felt dirty even doing it....
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yup
That looks like a tribute to me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Having a ball . . . wish you were here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Oh I wish....
I could have thought of that tagline when doing the image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Pretend you did.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Bring out the gimp!!
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# that's some kind of polystyrene moving wall isn't it?
if they jump at it they'll make a huge gash in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# TATTERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# it looks like THEY'VE HAD THEIR CHIPS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Spudtastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Nearly left some takeaway on the monitor then.
Most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

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