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# Bali Carpet

(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# *spazzes*
my eyes my eyes...

have a wibbly woo
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Thanx . . . it took some fidgeting to keep it from breaking up . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# This is actually hurting my eyes,
I should stop staring at it
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# It's good exercise . . . it strengthens your rods and cones . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# My brain consists of pulleys and winches
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# So you're ready for really heavy loads . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# does it tile?
:D
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Needs more . . . GROUT !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# shit, everything needs more grout! and shit!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# And one of them thar guns to squeeze it out with . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# *watches through a tiny vertical gap between fingers*
NOM NOM NOM


(And yes, it's bloody great however it's watched)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hey . . . you've got something there . . . finger cropping time !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Clicks
Great stuff...did you know Magic Mushrooms are legal in Bali!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# No I didn't . . . are they the Amanita . . . Or the Silly Sibes?
BTW . . . I'm working on a couple new ones for/of you !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Silly Sibes...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Bloody ghosts!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Aww, this is lully , have one of those click things :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# thankyou very much
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# no problemo, do more like this :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# did you see the others?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I saw the eaty one :)
But not the bathtiem.
I like the baths ones :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# bathtiem?
scary bedtiem
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh bed, bath, same difference
Im a little tired and confused
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# As long as the water is shallow enough . . .
you should be alright !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Those are rather eerie . . . lookinsideyourself . . . is intriguing . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Ta very much...
I shouldn't try reading too much into lookinsideyourself, though if you do work out what it's about, let me know
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That's what I like . . . It's a never ending inner perspective . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# good place to keep the christmas decorations too :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . great all around stash !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Let it have it . . . it looks so nice light that !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel wrong for even thinking this
let alone creating it :-o



I'm so very sorry
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# >:( LEAVE BAGPUSS ALONE!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Surprisingly, Bagpuss then gets all sleepy.
One would've thought he'd lie awake all night, shaking uncontrollably and biting off his own fur.

Fix that ruined psyche, you mice and your sodding organ!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I love the work of Oliver Postgate, and I feel mildly ashamed for laughing, but this is hilarious.
*Laughs more*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# good eveningletons, need a lift?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Thanks polished_turd for pimping my ride.
*clickens*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# NIce chop job !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i knew a guy who used to do these for real
it seems people will buy them, any old heap of shit will sell if you pickupise it and slap a bit of garish paint on
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# i also know a guy who can do this...


cogs are turning...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# There's an internet rumour about some bloke who
got an Airfix R2D2, sprayed it with bronze paint, put a load of lead weights in it, put it on ebay and sold it to some American Star Wars nut as a 'Steampunk R2D2' for $3,000!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i know
i started it.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Good ruse, that. Hope it had a worthwhile conclusion.
Hope you're doing alright, ab. Last time I saw you, you went bloody miles out of your way to drop me home and took hard persuading to even accept petrol money.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# cool mate no probs
and the starwars nut is australian shipping it on monday if he crosses my paypal with silver
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Do keep us all informed!
Loads of us were following that process.
We need, er, *cringes at self*
'closure'.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# will post it in me blog
if and when.....
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Oh, bollocks.
I've gone and talked myself into checking out someone's sodding blog yet again.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
but the correct response is , Dave ?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# , Dave ?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Dave's not here . . . yet . . . man . . .
But I do get your drift !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# No!
This is Dave man..
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oooooh . . . Hai Dave !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# iRis
dave?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# don't come the raw prawn dave :P
user name of someone who posted a lot of car pictures.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# o right
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# dave?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# is Chuck Norris driving?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Dave?
/ac
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ace
its not a ford p100 though
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Festive Elf is feeling festive :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :D
*cleek*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# a touch too festive.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ho ho ho!
*jingles*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Needs more baubles and wrapped presents
but woosome nonetheless.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *rummages around in the attic*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# this is so very nice.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :D
ta
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# A dozen sporetarts with a whole bottle of sporeits before tea and he's a fountain every year.
WYH
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :D
*decks halls* (well one hallway and a small landing)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Dear Ofcom,
Look at the horrific working conditions of elves.

Yours,
Probably an old person.

Lovely picture.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# is a drawing such as this
an act of terrorism yet?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# deserving of a click
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Sporelfantastic !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Eyes a splode
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# RAD-COUNTER IS GOING CRAZY
*backs away*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# One never knows what an Elf Spore will spew . . .
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YES
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# this happened to me when i went into woolworths yesterday
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# was it full of amazing bargains and the like?
I have no Woolworths and really don't want to go to Weston-'Super'-Mare to investigate.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# FESTIVE ELF IS FESTIVE
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yay !
evening kallus. what a lovley red sick
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# 'ningles :D
Tis the season, as they say...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Love you man.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I LIKE.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I've been trying to do a Lowry...

Not finished yet, but pleased so far.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Just for interest


(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That's quite hypnotic actually.
I await pictures of matchstick men.
Watching this animated version gives it a deeper feeling. Quite lovely.
:)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It will have
matchstickmen; they are ny forte
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Wow.
That's wonderful!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Neat . . . I love to see how scenes are built !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Took a while
But i have a vid in mind for it....
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'll definately keep an eye out !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I want your talent.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'm willing to sell.
5 pence is about the going rate...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# It'll all end horribly...


Great stuff, yours...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Nice.
Woo.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# impressive
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Your version has right proper perspective !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# needs more wheels
g'nite b3ta
That am woo!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# !
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# ooh!
that is rather woo :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# [that's a bit bloody good.
I was in the Manchester Lowry exihibition last May, and I noticed that there are three versions of this scene. Two being from private collections. As if they saw the original, and asked for a reproduction.

Well there you go, "useless information". ;)]
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# No such thing
as useless info. i suck it all up and bore people at parties,
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Great job so far, but - uh?
Being an industrial city bloke myself, I'm always astonished that people ever want to revisit, and even elevate, this kind of horror.
Lowry's stuff, for me, always screamed about the horrible shit my grandparents had to live with, and that I'm so grateful I haven't had to put up with.
But then again, I like reading John Steinbeck and listening to Woody Guthrie - perhaps I'm doing exactly the same thing, just on a different continent!

Also - a sundae girl thing without matchstick men?

(Yes, I like!)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I'm glad
you got the irony. But Lowry? Social art will always have a place.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# It's odd. Always found Lowry, "It's grim up north" stuff etc suitably grim, dull... hated being subjected to it.
But the American equivalents? Thrilling! Endlessly wonderful!

I s'pose I was wondering if your thing here is the same kinda thing, just in reverse.

I'd love the idea of people from other countries finding Manchester, Birmingham etc somehow romantic or exotic.

Like the way I always have this sneaking desire to hit explore Detroit...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# this looks great
I look forward to seeing the finished article :)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# stupid windows vista i hate you windows vista
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# 'ning Doc.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Mine?
What about him?
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# NO WINDOWS VISTA IS THE GAY ONE IF WINDOWS VISTA WAS A PERSON IT WOULD HAVE MEN'S DICKS IN ITS MOUTH AND IT WOULD ALSO BE A MEN SO IT WOULD BE GAY
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# windows FISTA more like
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Well, I can only describe Mac OS as
pipe-to-pipe bushman.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Look, it's a gay wall...paper.
*arrives late to vandalizes the fuck out of it*
Arses!
*commits sepuku*
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Windows is jam PACKED with entertaining Appz
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# andreamosaic is clearly a porno jigsaw game
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# YEAH BABY
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# me too. i shouldn't have to spend two hours mouse button clicking
to configure something.

i should get memory back after using applications.

i shouldn't need a virus scanner.

i shouldn't need 'patches' that the company puts out as fixes and then releases another patch for.

oh this is sounding a lot like xp and me and 95 etc...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hhahaha i dont hate it i really dont care about it that much but your points are all valid.
whatever its the computer i use and i am okay with it. we work together as a team, downloading music and making stupid pictures.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hmm, maybe you need to edit your config.sys files
and your windows will work better
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i don't have a config.sys
i cunted it in the fuck and run linux.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# you must be confused
this will help you with your problem

:D
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Only if Jerry gets his space key fixed

(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# you've linked me to that brilliant peice of sarcasm before.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# yes
but I'm senile and don't rember past last week
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Two words for you
Boot disk.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I tried those round shoes
but they made walking difficult some times
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# You seem to have forgotten to post an image
so I made one for you, it's a bit shit though.

(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# no no no
this is gold!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Bless you and your low standards
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# AH FUCK YEAH
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# OMFG U R SO GAI
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNET!


I just had one of these, with garlic mayo, chips and a can of DrPepper.

It was really tastey. What have you eaten as a snack/or are going to purchase to fulfill hunger needs?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That sounds delicious :D
I just had a plate of beans on bread (the toaster is broken)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Thats what grills are for, when the toatser breaks!
:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I don't have time to wait for the grill to heat up!
What are you, mad?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Well you grate cheese in that time, and prepare your cheese on toats
then add a spash of hendersons when the cheese is melted.
Bam, once tastey snack :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hendersons
The sign has fallen down :(
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Has it?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Aye
Half of the big sign that says Hendersons's Relish has fallen down, so it now just says Relish or something. The entire building looks pretty decrepit, I wouldn't be surprised if they go out of business :(
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Really, I always see it full of bottles on my way to lectures
And theres usually vans taking teh stuff away.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Mmmm
This thread is making me hungry
I wish I could afford nice food
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Im sorry :(
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I had a couple of onion bahjis and some cough syrup.
A classic combination
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I hope you dunked
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Nah.
Blended
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Ah, blenders, they bring the world together
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I had a tin of asda 50p chicken curry
it was shite

I now have coke to drink

it also, is shite
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :(
You need some cement, and some bacon
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# those things in any order
yes
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# nice chickpea salad
have a strawberry fool to finish off:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# It was a\ chicken kebab!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# He wants more !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# SALADZ
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# YOU HAD SALADZ, YOU FUCKING HIPPY!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# HIPAY SALADZ
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# They want out !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# YOU DO THIS TO ALL MY PICTURES!!! :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You make it so much fun !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# haha
now it's a kebab :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# extra flavour-pulsating
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] crap quality but its friday night what do you expect?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# You're a bad bad man
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# and quite quite drunk

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Took me like . . . for . . . evaaaaaaaaar . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# ho ho ho ho
*smilesies*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *goran*
*moan*
*foam*
*boam*
woo
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Right...
Spanging for you y'bastard!


Is there no image linky goodness for posting replies?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# let's go...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# bah da dah da da da da da
daaaaa da da da da da da da

EDIT has someone just changed the b3ta batteries? Everything went b0rked for a while there...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I read that as ligrz
They are pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills and magic.

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# dr sharesh
how did you get out?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I love you, mediocre
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I love you too, maaan
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# madman
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Staying ahead of the game . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this disturbes and amuses in almost equal measures
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Goood
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# No Jacket Required?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *MEGASPANG™*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# years of noone home
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Fuck it, get this
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Candle noodles, oslo
Merry Chrimbo!

"Savoy Wars is all the more fascinating by virtue of the people who crop-up on the various tracks: Melanie Williams
(Sub Sub and now with her own solo deal), Rowetta (Happy Mondays), Denise Johnson (Primal Scream,
Electronica, ACR and now also with a solo deal),Yvonne Shelton (Secret Society, Evolution, and another solo artist), Inner Sense Percussion, '60s rock'n'roll
vocalist Bobby Thompson and, of course, Proby."
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# yes i think i have it now
edit : I don't have it yet but I have some preview stuff.
www.play.com/Music/MP3-Download-Album/4-/6887736/Savoy-Wars/Product.html
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Savoy rules all.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# jesus fucking h christ on a ham
with spikes up his arse. Thats a big list!

edit only 20 minuets left to dl
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# it's just Savoy Wars dude
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:p
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# PJ Proby - I'm On Fire
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# toasty, i'm sure this is lovely but i don't understand a word of it
as posts are now turning to gibberish before my very eyes it must be time for bed.
goodnight the /board and thank you for your most generous hospitality.

also, love the cute lil curly whiskers.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# g'night your Maj!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# teh cure in lolcat speek
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Lyrics to the Cure's Lovecats
done as Lolcats tiresome gibberish
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# SLEEP WELL
oops sry caps
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ZZzzitezzZZ
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# night night chap
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Nightmares are fun :)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ha
first i was like woah and then i was like yeah..click
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Poetry in notion !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# indeed it is
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Naaaayeah it is !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *Takes out pen, paper and English-Lolcat dictionary*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Did they ever finish off that lolcat bible that was in the newsletter ages ago?
hmmmm.... *googles*

EDIT Jesus they're still at it...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Fucking Aces!
That aer vere lully and funni.
Yuo shud poats it on I can has cheezburger!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# fluffeh tiem is over.....
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# its only just begun
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *carpenters*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i'm guessing far far too young
stand up all those that didn't have a thing for karen
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *stays sat down*
I saw her mic and the original drum set from superstar not too long ago.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yes, it is
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# would
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# heh heh.....nice
looks bit like jacko in thriller:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ahhh!!!! evilness is in the cats now fuck!!!!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# that be my two boys...
ronnie and reggie
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# should have called em both ronnie :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Like either of them would give a shit...
/dog person
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# WRONG
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I wanted a boy and a girl so I could call them Fred and Rose,
but then one would have to kill themselves whilst in the kitty basket
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# We figured out that a good name for a cat would be
Donny And Marie Osmond. But the thing is, you're not allowed to shorten it when you call them. So you have to say, "Donny And Marie Osmond! Donny And Marie Osmond!" every time you want to get their attention.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Is there a law against shortening cat names in the US?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Shortname Shortname Shortname Shortname
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That one with the fangs looks almost exactly
like my kitty, Spencer.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# aka lima
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Caught in the spotlight !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# like muchly
's got nice 3d feel too:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# IN UR JUGGLAZ NOMMIN UR BLUD
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Over here . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# COR!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Mraw!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# C cups . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# woot
this is brill
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Paging The Cat from Red Dwarf...
"All eight of my nipples are tingling!"
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ningles etc-how's it hangin'?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *chuckles*

a bit to the left, thanks for asking
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Gah!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I think another b3ta badge might be in order here
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oooo
*signs up*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# What shall we put on it, exactly?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Wogan in his moleskins?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# 'ave it
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# can i have a catbitch badge?
edit : i dont actually need one i just wanted to say it out loud
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# to the left
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# everything you own in a box to the left
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Slightly to the left

thanks for asking
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That waaaaahaaaaay <-------------
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# haha
seems to be ayes to the left noes to the right:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# long loose and full of juice
lol
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# is it gayshift already?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *checks watch*
nope
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# you know what?
YOU'RE GAY
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i am?
in your wet dreams buddy!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# slightly wonky
and it drives me to distraction
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# to the right then curls around to the left doing a double loop
....aaaaaand i'm hung like a horse
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# shetland pony?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# pffft!!!
mind boggles at the thought:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Pretzel logic . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# some superb tracks on that:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Steely . . . indeed !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# BUHAHAHA!

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# omg web sherrif is so gonna get to caught!
...that is prince right?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *parties like it's 1999*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *sues*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *uses Chewbacca defence*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *settles out of court*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# excuse me one moment, but that chap looks like competition for rapeman
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# rape...man?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I've heard his exploits are recorded on these parts on occasion
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I just wondered how they got a hold of my diary
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER..shoooooot yer loooooooooad.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
class
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# They're gonna taste rape
I can hear the sound of frosites hitting my rape... argh now he's buggering a pie-rate!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# "RAAAAPE MAAAA-AAAAn"
"He'll rape every one of us"
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# get it
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# is it this?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Coal miners have always frightened me.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# first they dig out the coal
then they rape it

crazy bastards
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# They're impossible to spot at night,creeping up
on you.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# the only thing that gives them away is the constant sighing
so, have a chainsaw at the ready

oh, and some tin cans connected by string might help too
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# a crude means of comunication
?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no, the latest technology in perimeter alarms that alerts you to intruders
of course if they just wade in spraying you with bullets you die

:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Workin' in a rape mine, rape mine
where the rape is fine
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha, I almost choked on my individual twix biscuit finger there
:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Look at the bright side . . . time will tell . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# N he's a cocksuuuuuuuuuuuuucker
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# kapow
your stuff always hits the spot
nice maximum G
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Thanks dude.
Shoooooooot yer loooad.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I love Rapeman.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hey dude, if you want the album related to my last post, let me know
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# oh shit, i'm uploading the SAVOY WARS album for free
and missed the RAPE MAN gubbins
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I love this
this is a marvel
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# A terrifying vision of the future.
Woo
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# What
the
fuck?

Hatstand award of the day right there!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# How rare.
But wonderfully intriguing.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# This is fucking yes!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Gladly . . . lettuce alone ?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Lettuce pray!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# O hai tree-suddenly turning-into-crazy-eyed-guy bloke
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Wrong clipboard
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# By all means . . . that works !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# haha
lettuce pray
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
madman
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Availiable soon in all good toy shops
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I didn't like it before, but this one is great.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# yes this one is also lully
xD
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# when I turn my monitor sideways 90 degrees
and squint

IT'S IN FUCKNG 3D!!!

O_o
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I fucking love fuckng 3D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I fucking glee when shit sticks out of the screen and shit and it's like you try and grab it and shit and it's like
HAHAA OPTICAL ILLUSTRATION! and like "darn!!" and you shake your fist and shit
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# and then wipe your bum, right?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# maybe, maybe not
depends
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It's the bestest thing EVAR
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# quick delete this one
use the edit tab under your first image dropdown menu, normal post etc, change to image challenge easy
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# no delete the other one!
etc :)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Delete both, then post another two.
Then delete one of them.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hell, let's call it even and set fire to everything!
\o/
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# If you set fire to me, I'll delete you so hard.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# oh baby, I'm gonna smear everything in vaselene and just throw lit matches!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# You sure know how to make me hot
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh yeah!
:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no dont listen to him
deleting threads is like killing a kitten.
you start to enjoy it after a while but people
tell me its wrong
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# dammit i replied to that one and all
ffs
As i was TRYING to say... USE THE EDIT BUTTON :)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# shhhh
I deleted one....ok
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Waaah thread deleter!
*fetches pitchforks and flaming torches*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# indeed!
*grrs and shakes pitsfokk*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# they love you really. This is their way of showing it : /
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/4077415 hang around and watch for a while
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Good save! Have another woo for being quick about it! :)
Also, what is that linked horror further down? I don't want to look. Thanks.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# as i was replying in the other thread...
its a pair of bollocks without the bag
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oh. What a crackingly hilarious post from that twat, then.
Cheers for the (double) effort. Much appreciated.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ...save me watching jarman...
what happened - i opened it nearly vomited then closed it again...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Jam jar "accidentally" splinters, and the shards of glass shatter horribly. Cue several minutes of bleeding mixed with shit as the guy picks out the shards in silence.
I use inverted commas, because from the scarring about his crotchal region past efforts can be quite clearly identified. I still don't see why it was posted.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ...exit only
sheesh what is wrong with people?
Thank you for saving my fragile mind from further meltdowns :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# The thanks is mutual, Sir.
:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Don't look at it.
Nasty testicle things...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I won't, the jam jar incident was more than enough for me.
Cheers for the response!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I have thus far managed not to look at the jam jar incident...
It sounds pretty minging...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I tried not to, but it went to the popular page. I had a few drinks, and temptation got the better of me.
I never learn, these shock sites - everyone watches then discusses them and I don't want to feel left out. Although I always decide that in retrospect, I definitely DO want to be left out.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# enough of that everyone...
...who wants one for christmas?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yep please! I'd like a deleted thread for chrisymas!
;)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no not that one
under normal circumstances deleting threads will get you hung, but as the only people on the board tonight mainly post crap it's safe if not in the public's best interest to delete as much of the drivel they write as you humanly can.

*legs it.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# very nice
*wants for christmas*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# well
if u ask santa nicely he might get you one
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# free
Trak-Mat with purchase
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# honestly dont know why I do thease

I know i have missed several bits.
In other versions of this picture it
becomes more leopard than woman.
so I gave up.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# ITS YOUR CANDLE DAY!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# WEEK, SURELY!?!?!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I want a candle day :(
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# awww I would give you my candle
but i dont know how
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Mine isnt for another 6 months :(
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# happy b3taday 1 giraffe leg woman!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# thanks ;)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Your icon...
IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

Nicely done on yiffy leopardwoman
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ty barry
some of us can tell the difference between a leopard and a geoffraffle *glares at skug*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# they both taste earthy
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# TJ : what vechicle is that at 1.09
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Looks like a car with massive wheels
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# if memory serves correct its called a SUGG or something... dammit my brains stopped working
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Rover ?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# no its sweedish
i can't for the life of me think what its called
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# according to some website its a volvo...
but i'm almost sure its not... lemme research some more :D
edit : YEAH its a VOLVO SUGGA YEAH!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
again. Is that feral from X-Force yyyyyyears ago from Marvel?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# nope, but if you squint kinda looks like
hmm ty for the happy bday rg and fp
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# wank material
that's why you do it.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# yes i suppose i was in denial when i posted
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# denial is good
palin had the same effect on me

also, nice one
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# the rubber clad palin i made?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# no, the dozen palins i made
rubber palin is also good
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ahh
yes, I know what you mean
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# She's Show Shex Shay . . . have another candle !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha-yer as loony as me. NAP TIME!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Ink . . . out . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Happy staying enlisted on a website for any amount of time day!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# thanks that means allot to me
I will cherish your word and keep them close to my heart on this special day.

[/frilly font]
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *does a little dance*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Jamnog!
...you crazy cat-lady obsessed chap.

I really want to know how these texture replacements are done. I am a bit Photoshoptarded. Is it an erase and replace, where you paste the 'background' over top of the catty source? That's the only way I can think of, but that wouldn't explain the girl I squirrelised for you the other day and it wouldn't explain the way that the texture wraps...

Can you recommend a good tutorial please?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# nah its a peice of piss
cut around a part of the ladie copy
paste onto a cat
select the layer below, copy
go back to source make new rasta layer
paste into selection maybee drop the transparancy of your new rasta layer
and without loosing the line you can go back and clarify the underneath image or change the hue saturaiton and lightness. or reduce the colours and increase the contrast... till your happy they take me about 2 hours of mucking about before i give up.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ah...
...So it's all about transparency of the layers, and merging them?

Thank you, Jamnog - nice of you to educate this poor excuse for a B3tan.

I will have to have a play, (at some point after I regain sobriety).
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# its all good
I found if you play about with it you eventually get anything but tutorials would probably be faster. I never use tutorials I use undo and gin.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# .
Excellent! We both subscribe to the same newsletters, I suspect.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, SHOOOOOOOT YER LOAD.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Happy candles! Woo to the pic, too!
:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hah berday!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# thanks thanks thanks
I try a thanks to each one it wont let me.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Meng and Ecker will fuck your up - Go on n shoot yer load, let it gooooo.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
:D great man!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Are you aware of Savoy?
Based in Manchester, THE greatest publishing house this country has ever produced.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# no
do I miss something?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yes, check all the links.
David Britton is a genius beyond belief.

www.savoy.abel.co.uk/index.html

Learn about Meng & Ecker, Lord Horror, the last book to be banned in the UK.

And shooot yer load
- Yes it's Morweena from the Happy Mondays.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Cornucopia pictures are way tripped out !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hang on...
I went to school with a David Britton... did he goto school in wales?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Savoy?
That's the sausage you get at cinemas!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# no it's french for seamen.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I feel I'm having trouble letting goooo
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I just called your number and left a message about your posting
The nice lady on the other end took my credit card number and soon I will be the lucky recipient of a gross of pink inner soles for my shoes.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You have done well
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Cock, cock, cocksucker.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Mother Lode !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Cuz he's a mooooootherfucker.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests!
Like it! :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Shooooooot yer load, let it go.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Gotcha !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Of course, let it go. Tis' nought but a load of feeesh!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Cocksucker, motherfucker, shoot yer load.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM!
Or is it not him?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# It is!
:D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# HIS EYE IS NOT GAMMY ENOUGH
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# GAMMY EYE
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ok it was funny for a second
but now you need to stfu about thom
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No you do.
Thom doesn't love you.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK
YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# AND IF I DON'T?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# AWWW I GUESS I HAVE NO REAL PROBLEM WITH THAT
:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *phones social services*
hello yes i'd like to report some child abuse...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# NEEDS MORE GAMMON IN IT
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# BACKGAMMON?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# NO, BITS OF PIG
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I LOVE YOU EVIL THOM!!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# EVIL THOM
AND HIS EVIL GAMMY EYE
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ashally
I reckon the only good part of evil thom is his eye. BECAUSE IT'S THE OPPOSITE, SEE?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# OMG OPPOSITES
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Did someone say evil?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# you sure?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Could you please stop doing these
Coz as an old fart I shouldn't know that is Paul Armstrong!
I should be listening to the windchimes of Heather Mill's leg!

(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# That's not Paul Armstrong.
Who's Paul Armstrong?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Ok Then it's Heather Mills!
OR is it Shaun McGowan and Will Youngs love child?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Nooope.
x]
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Cliff Richards?
From his stint in Paramore?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You are very good at producing gems like this
and have a serious future in this medium if you concentrate you talents as far as I am concerned

A huge WOO
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Wow!
Thank you so much! :D
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I see canyon coyotes . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# rabbit eating a carrot
nom nom nom
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That's more like it . . . you got it !
I never was good at those roquefort charts . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# the canine flat eric
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Check !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# !
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm SkUG
hello *waves*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm DTH
oh wait, I'm not :)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# What are you doing talking to the sea?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# its getting awfully deep...
*puts waders on*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I would have a terrible sea pun, but im freshwater out
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Tides in edd
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Sewage lol!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# thats the smell of "ocean" i'm afraid..
which is infact sewage... mmm!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# you seem like a clever chap
when it's a full moon usually there are clouds just around the moon and nowhere else. Do you know why? or is it just coincidence?

the moon is at it's closest to the earth tonight. 18 thousand miles closer than usual.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Me clever?
Im an engineer, not a weather person
But it will probably be due to some form of gravity or something Id say, as the moon controls the waves, the waves control the rain and shit.
The moon might be pulling the moisture vapour towards it when its full as its closer to the earth maybe...Bullshits some more
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# erm......
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I can explain to you how you get petrol from crude oil
and how to make pharmaceutical tablets, but thats about it
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# well, thanks for trying
:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# No problem, but why did you think I was a clever?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# mostly based on nothing in particular

:)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It was so close when I was out earlier tonight
that I thought I would crash into it.
It was GORGEOUS.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :) I'm looking forward to it
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Is immaculate like electrolisysed?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# That depends..
is electrolisysed like Immaculate?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I think one just chops off at the roots
and the other kills roots.
Which is why we haven't heard from Mr Manuva for a while.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No, according to house its when a womans egg randomly mutates and starts the separation process on its own without the need for a man and his tadpoles
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# My now legal filesized chrimo noob one...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# So wow
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# You're saying she's a founding feature in the nativity?:P
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha what!
SHEEPCOCK!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I have a conception . . .
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I like this/
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

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