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# ho ho ho

whodunnit ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# "rudolph the shot dead reindeer"
"lay decomposing in the snow"
"after a complete day here"
"the musrooms began to grow"

O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# awesome
i shall put that inside this hallmark moment card
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# it's all for the kids, ultimately
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Amanita must scarry us . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I think that is a Lewis Palmer trophy,
no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# who ?
*googles* erm, no, i dont think so
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Lewis Jesse John Palmer
He's a sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# oh my bad
i searched for louis palmer and found some frog taxi driver and his website
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Met police did it
"open" and shut case!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# "NO RUNNING!"
tho, I'd photoshop that deer a bit darker innit

incase the general public becomes "confused" as they are want to do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# he had a knife
we had to empty our clips into 'im
/victoria police blog
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# They topped Santa as well
"He had wire* poking out of a back-sack"






*parcel string
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# lol, cops with guns in a train station
you can be speighting for hours and suddenly a whole bunch of them come at once and shoot you dead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# An Alasakan . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ja...
no I can't

*sits silently drooling and staring at the moon*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You sure that's even a moon ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Yes, I'm quite sure
the reptilian artificial moon and space base is deimos

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and OWWWW!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# HES ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# PUT HIM OUT THEN
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# oh noes, we need 'um fire retardant....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# you are fucking gifted
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# that's what we tell all the mongs :D
"You're special you are, those kids are only laughing at your fucked up legs and your inability to keep your dribble in your mouth is 'cos you are better than them."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I recognise that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Ha!
Hi b3ta! Long time no see! :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The unknown flaming baghead comic fireman . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] As Emily grew older, she tired of the little shop and its curious inhabitants.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Darth Firmin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Tracy jordan on smack, thats who
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
White people have stolen Jazz, Rock and Roll, Heart Disease and Will Smith. Now they wanna take my money!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Emily Farmin is the little girl in Bagpuss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Fix THAT, Charlie Mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# 'lo cequine one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Yo ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# OH SHIT!
ITS YOU AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Still jolly, too
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# yeah, go on a fucking killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# She's made her own brand of lubricant out of that fucking woodpecker too.
PY Jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# He'd make a good contraceptive:
"Professor Yaffle's Spaff Baffles"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# for a Yaffing good time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Yaffing:
sex with someone dressed as a woodpecker.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# that why you need to use some PY jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# lolwut!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Sickling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Film at 11:00-- Paparazzi in Hell at 11:01



(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# is that?..... teh fear!!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I think it's a dog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *Laffin hard.. but don't don't know what at*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Eh?
Did you do this before?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# look again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Aaahhhh I see now
I was all weirded out for a moment there.

EDIT: RIGHT I am off to a party being thrown because I am leaving my job????? why does that sound odd now that I think of it.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hehe
enjoy your party.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# you're not invited to that party
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# jesus is looking slightly
more penetant this time. It's subtle, but it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# more like satan you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Roll it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I'll roll--you smoke :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I don't exhale though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Good--That's all it takes to be President
I feel yer pain, Bubba :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# This is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Thank U, Sir Pee-mold
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# i thought it was a t-rex in the backbround, until i put my glasses on.
edit:
like this
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Tree-Rex?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Bang a Limb . . . Get it on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# The creationists would have a problem.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . the which came first trick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I saw the exact same thing the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# but i didn't spot the foreground raptor
the brain is a funny old thing.
well, mine is anyway.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Me too!
Damn those camouflaged dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Its a dog-eat-dog world out there

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Is that Charles Darwin with the white beard?
I didn't know he was one of the twelve.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# That's St. Nick, in town for a weekend
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Nick Kershaw?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nick Nolte, you boob >S
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Great for a Cage Match !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yea. But at first I thought it was Sigmund Freud...
Thought I'd seen that beard on Kentucky Freud Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# He got fried alright !
Origanal Crispy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# freudywoo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# this resembles a toilet I saw once
I say "resembles" as the toilet bowl is not snapped in two halves like the one I saw on a train.

must have been one hell of a bowel movement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Nick Nolte wasn't in Haircut 100
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I'm considering stating that
neither was Nik Kershaw, but I feel in my befuddled state that I'd be missing a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Nick Heywood?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# nope, I brain farted
I meant Nick Heywood
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I had to check on wiki too.
I remember when I was a kid, my cousin saying that Nick Heyward looked like his breath smelled of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaha wtf!?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It is...
..well spotted.

Although I did mention it after the original post.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I want to know
what's in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Indian Tea leaves
I've already baggsied the thing when they're done for a tea chest bass drum.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It's just a thing for them to think outside of
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Had to
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# "bigger than jesus"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You know, we're all going to hell for this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# See ya there!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# still not funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# It's like life but with heating:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Just had my ex's dad on the phone, all because she is to much of a coward to talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# what's not to trust about this face, eh?


really am off now *waves* bye!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# and that kids, is why you don't drink acid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Yeah kids, get it in tablet form
or fused onto a piece of decorated rice paper.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# hydrochloric acid comes in tablet form now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sorry thought you meant LSD, man!
I'll sell these elsewhere then shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# no, i'll taken them, all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Yay Christmas has come early this year
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Meany
Why not share?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *hardens*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Nice facial !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# "Excuse me, but you have wine on your tie"
evening b3ta, how are you sexy folks this evening?

I'm pondering a nice chicken curry of chicken and curry

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Great . . . that sounds better than chicken fried chicken soup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hmm, chicken fried chicken soup with chicken fried beans and chicken fried bacon
now that's eatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yup . . . that's real grub . . . bub !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# wh...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
every day that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Ooooh! I like this!
More than the others you do because it doesn't make my eyes hurt at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# That's what happens when you eat an eggroll standing
up.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Evidence that you are what you think you eat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Whoa....
You wouldn't want one of those swimming up your arse...

/Paul Merton blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hee
excellent.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I hate it when this happens
the bearded guy never gives me any either :(

edit: also, fucking awesome! *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahah
FSM FTW
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hope you don't mind, I done coloured it in :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# now it just reminds me of a dodgy 1970's open university lecture on snot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# 70s science TV program was the effect I was going for
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# best of all effects
I miss randomly seeing some dude in a big beard talking about exothermic reactions

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Reyed on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# that was my weekly job,tha'.
colouring in etchings.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Marvellous :D
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Just fiddlin'.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *Sings*
Washington Washington....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# is this robot princess leia ?
edit: wtf, posted in the wrong place again

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Alan Yentob again?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# kiddies?
cool stuff. Did you make that with glitter and glue?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Glue then Glitter
it doesn't work so well the other way around ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# but i ask -
have you ever tried it the other way?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# "glue" and "glitter"
man, he knows no limits of shame, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# That sounds like a better idea.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Proof that all that glitters . . . is not gold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# something about glitter...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# this is quite strange
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Playing The Virginal
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Harpsichordlols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# She does harp on things quite a bit too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# play it squirrel bitch
Play 5 miles out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# So low you can't hear her . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Mike Oldfield
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Tubular dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# The woman in the painting is grooving right along.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Groove is in the aaaaaaaart . . . yeah yeah . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Ha Ha
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# YEAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Chord on blue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Rockin'
yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# In concert C . . . nonetheless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# She plays for peanuts too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# "That man's fucking a harpsichord!"
"That's not a haprsichord, it's a virginal."

"Nor any more it ain't!"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ain't that the truth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# sqirlz with breats
the best kine
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Dressed to thrill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# As it would seem there are those who have survived thus far without trying a posset....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Brandy is nicer without shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I differ
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You know that those who disagree with Manley are
wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Or delving into the rehtoric?
*side with MoC but with a lil nutmeg*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Nutmeg is an odd fish
Some people do and some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# And fish is an odd nutmeg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# !!!!!
*Runs off to remove haddock from pan of mulled wine on the stove!*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Mmmmm
mulled haddock! I'm lucky enough to know a master butcher from NZ and he's giving me some of his secret recipe mutton ham this evening:D
The demand line goes; Him, Me, the culinary press:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# You too matey.
I do get the impression you have your own suppliers (maybe like the butchers in League of Gentleman):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Not Asda Smart Price brandy.
Ideal for adding shit to.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ASDA price is the price of the destruction if free enterprise!
*ching ching*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# No, it's the destruction of a wide variety of little corner shops
which people found cute when they thought about them in a nostalgic haze, but couldn't be arsed to actually shop at and didn't value more than they valued supermarket discounts.

If that's the sort of thing you had in mind.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I'd look into the prviders and the people forced into providing for these companies.
In the US, and happening more now in the UK, they unit cost are hammered down so much they farmholders are forced to sell their land, the lands are bought up by the comglomerates and then the landowners are made sub-miniums wages empoloyees on their own lands.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# There are ways for farmers to do alright
(Although farming is just weird anyway from a free enterprise point of view due to to subsidies and shit.)
My Asda sells locally produced eggs, which I always buy, for reasons which escape me (I guess I've been successfully marketed to by brand image). And there are all the niche strategies for making a farm into a successful business by selling something unique. If you're just churning out the same old butter* as everybody else then you don't really deserve to make money, since you aren't doing anything special.

...anyway I have to go and watch some horror films now, see you later.

*yes I know that would probably be made in an industrial dairy rather than a farm, unless it was really classy butter, but I left it in for rhetoric.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You're confusing locally sourced eggs with
level of wages regardsless to quality.

If the quality is shite thewqages will be less.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# brandy.
you came and you gave without taking.tra la

it's good for break-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# and b3ta is better without yours
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# but unless it is a rather superb
aged brandy then it is actually better with a good port.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Stirrup cups FTW!
Love a port & Brandy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# This just makes me love you even more!
I motion that you send me a doodle to make me feel better about being deaf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I am just about to vanish out of the door in 5 minutes to go to my works leaving do
But when I get a sec over the weekend I will, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# YAY! I Love you :D
And have much jape induced fun at your work do!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I WILL TRY THIS
When I get some money.

I have never had eggnog!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Neither have I.
The only times I have ever been in America has been outside of the Christmas season and no-one I know in England drinks it ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# A combination of the 80s Edwina Curry and the egg scare
sort of killed it off in the few areas it was still made in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Now that definitely makes sense!
Bloddy Edwina Currie! I still don't know how John Major brought himself to boff her :D

And also, that sex show that her daughter used to present, could they have chosen a less appealing woman to present a sex show?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Divide and concour !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Egg Nog gives you rusty water
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You give me rusty water!
And of course, when I say rusty water, I actually mean the raging fucking horn!

Lo Sir! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# A nother one who wants to fuck me
how do sir?

I am in need of some new eyes, but the weekend is here and i am all ready drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Woot!
I am off to get myself some boozes in a minute, but I have to set myself on fire first so I wont get cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# drink some schnapps before you go out, it will keep you warm but wont get you too pissed up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# But I don't have any schnapps.
Therefore, I will have to buy some at the shop, when I am there, thus defeating the object!

*sets fire to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# bleach then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# This makes me sad :(
I've always wanted to try eggnog, but I hadn't realised it was made with brandy, I'm really intolerant to it apparently so now it seems I shall never get to sup the fatty nectar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# How about Whiskey?
And also, the alcohol is to make it adult eggnog I believe. So you can have it without.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Just brandy, yay there is hope!

Thank you kind stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# For that nugget of information,
you shall now make Albondigas at the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# ^This^ as well
Without the alchol it is just an 18th Century posset. (Which are still very nice)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Blueberry Posset for the mutha fucking win!
So it appears that I have had Eggnog then, just by another name! And it still smelledtasted as sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Surely Eggs, Milk/Cream, Caster Sugar and Vanilla pod
is your basic Custard recipe - so you are drinking a glass of custard and then by adding Alcohol you have Custard in a cup with a kick!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# You are almost right fair maiden,
but a basic custard recipe would require a lot less milk than that for that amount of eggs.

Roughly 200mls milk with 6 eggs would be about right. Also, custard needs more sugar :D

But the ingredients, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I always buy tinned or packet custard
I will have to start learning how to make stuff from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# To be honest with you,
unless you are making something special, it isn'y necessarily worth making your own custard. It isn't as simple as it sounds, and you are more than likely to cook the eggs too quickly if you aren't careful. The reason that Birds and such are so succesful is simply because their custard is so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Custard mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Nay worries, there does not seem to be a hard and fast rule
I have had it made with rum and it worked just as well
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's lovely with overproof Rum
nom nom nom...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You're still here!
You were just ignoring me again you cad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Noooo!
Sorry, just got caught by something.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Excellent news sir
and thank you kindly for this public service announcement :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ooo that's good is that!
I've always wondered what eggnog was, I knew it contained alcohol and eggs in some sort of quality but this means I have the intructions to create this stuff which sounds like a glass full of lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *sweeps up in expression of shared joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Can you whisk the eggs and sugar together and make a sabayon
before adding to the milk or do you have to boil them all together?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Sabayon??? Is that the same as a Zambaglione? (sp, can't spell Italian)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's when you whisk eggs and sugar together over a bain-marie of milk
When making custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ah! I see
My love of food is mostly history / archaeology based so I tend to get lost with 20th Century stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Sabaillon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Silmarillion!
*Had to fetch the book to check spelling*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# haha how handy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# B EGGS?
HOW DO I SOLVE FOR B?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# crikey
i haven't had eggnog since accidentally pouring it on my cereal when i was 12
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# A breakfast to remember!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Thar be a new sheriff in town.

*enter small comment here*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ha!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# TOP GRADE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Bow legged Sheriff Cactus Jack was quick on the draw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Rickets McGraw gon' clean up this town
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
he is missing cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# da
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Cactus keed?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Ahahaha
nice double meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Woo yay!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thats great!
deeeleledowdowdow!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# 3 spines
real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yet it is fine for a cow to have more than one stomach?
I do not see you scorn these sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Oh the cow is just hogging them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Chortle!
That's rather fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# fantastic
have a friday woo!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I surrender!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# lol, internet.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh hell yes
Exactly this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *quick snuggles*
Off now, so byee-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahah, damn it
I just abused my very best GCSE french to proposition you

and deserve credit for not using the Moulin Rouge bit

G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha so true
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# pfffizzzlle
to the fftizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ha ha ha internets are great :D
hows your knees? *mine hurt when i crashed as they hit the bottom of the dashboard when i slid under the seatbelt in the lovely comfy seats. Be prepared to wait months and months for insurance company to sort things out, took 5 months just for them to look at it, they paid out, then later decided it was my fault for "not indicating" - when i was 90 degrees to the road... parking on my drive
edit : broken upright on a lovely oiled trunion! brrrm brrrm THUD scrape scrape scrape - hello breakdown? yes i have a problem...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# my knees are fine thanks :-P

Edit: i actually had someone from the insurance company come round and look at the car today... how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# when i first crashed i hit a roundabout at 2 o clock in the morning (combination of being too tired and going too fast and gravel on the roundabout)
from about 30~40mph to 0 made everything in the "ashtray" (the handy little bit above the gearbox, thats normally full of nuts and bolts and loose change and bits and bobs) jump up and fly around as i drove into the kerb in slow motion, bursting a tyre, denting the rim, snapping the vertical link, denting the chassis... reverse... reverse... somethings not right... dammit - snapped the kerb clean in 1/2 :D (no insurance needed for that - had it fixed by the weekend :D)
(if you need a chunk of chassis that comes up to hold the valance.. i have two of the same side (sold to me as a pair, both the wrong side unfortunately for me))

2nd one was on my drive - me more or less stationary about 3-5mph, plankard going fast enough to leave 30 foot of skid mark then planting his car in the side of me! jumping my car about 3 foot over, his insurance letter was "i was driving and then i skidded abit and hit him" where i wrote a 3 page essay with diagrams and photographs and etc :D
edit : bit odd! must be quiet time of year? (who are you insured with btw? I use Lancaster insurance - cheap as chips (even with points for speeding - oops)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# haha, they are a bit spectacular to crash.
I know exactly what you mean about the "ashtray". I spent yesterday evening trying to find all the crap that i usually keep in there since most of it had been shot about 2 feet forward :-P

Edit: Footman James and smaller companies within.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Footman james are rather expensive!
i'm currently insured with MG company lol
www.lancaster-ins.co.uk :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Mk1
Vitesse?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# REAL MEN DON@T USE CAPS!!!:O
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Pop a cap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# 7 Shape ... 10 Million 10 Million 10 Million DOLLARS!

John Candy (T-shirt Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: My Public inc. B3tans (Tease Me) | My Goods (Tease Me) | My Bads (Tease Me)
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# But what yould John wear if I bought it?!
*Spamwoos*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I suspect John Candy would be wearing the same suit
he was buried in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# He struck me as too dapper for that!
I think he had a whole lie in walk in wardrobe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Well he was quite large
so the walk in wardrobe may have been for the one suit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# OK
A roll in wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I suspect it was like McDonald's
A kind of Drive-Thru Wardrobe.

"You want fries with your pants?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Only on a good night.
SOme lass's would do anything for John's candy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Milkshake?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Your yard appears to be full of boys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ...well full of cats anyway
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# erm ...
worms? !
He's like dead or summat!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It's Plane to see
with your TRAINed eye.

To the AUTOMOBILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Oh come on!
That was a fucking amazing bit of punning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Nobody ever likes my bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I am enjoying thease
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# OH yes, now this is fantastic
Because it is John Candy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oh yes, that's excellent. Truly.
To all you other people, I'm off. Now, don't cry, I'll see you on Monday and you can all blow your ittle nosey-woseys on my skirts.

LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# see you monday cap
take cares
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# G'night, Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Pssst! mon ami...

Maintenant il est juste nous! soyons vilains
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Excellent, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hi, Buck Melanoma, Moley Russels Wart
Not his wart, I'm the wart

Best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Uncle Buck is great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I love these
they're so different from mine.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# this is really very good
bwavo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Links in with QOTW
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Links?
QOTW?

This is /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Warning!
If you actually watch JAr Bloke from t'newsletter - you might just actually throw up - don't do it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It is wrong
solid wrong
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# errmmmmm
www.b3ta.com/board/9018998
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I got to the *Crack*
and covered my keyboard with spunk
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I had to actually concentrate not to throw up
by ooking at my stash of naked Gordon Brown pictures
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# and yes, I did ook at them
because I am Terry Pratchett's Librarian
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# oh that, that is just all kinds of wrong
But when he got to AnE, they must have pissed themselves laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# indeed
so sir - why have you got shards of broken glass lodged inside your semi colon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Checks URL
You're right, what was I thinking, posting a picture on this board.

*slaps wrist*

(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# :)
I quite like your picture
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Thanks
The raptor isn't very well done but after adding Darwin I lost patience..
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# This is a local board for local people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# unexpected raptor
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# that is for the sexy supprise later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Romans go home
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fire up the BBQ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Sorry but I really have to plonk this here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# we've been decorating in the kitchen, and found some horrible paint under the wallpaper.
then while i was painting the ceiling i had an idea.
apologies for the size.
click

click

mod edit: whoah - those big
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Make it fucking BIGGER you twunt!

EDIT: Sorry, what i meant was "Read the FAQ's you Twat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i did say sorry for the size, didnt have time to do anything else
got to go back to work in a few minutes
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I'm sorry I raped you
oh, that's all right then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Well just link them then or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ill do that next time then

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# There may not be a next time
do it now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you have had several months!
"a while ago
i was re-doing my kitchen and was sawing some wood for the cupboards. someone distracted me and the saw slipped and went straight into my thigh."
Sat 5th Apr 2008

you, lazy wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# New Comp entry - please vote...

How big is yours
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# that while ago was a few years ago

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Look, you've left these up for half an hour and kept coming back to reply
just fucking link them you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# "I'm sorry I'm a selfish cunt
that has no interest in your site guidelines or gives a fuck about you people with bandwidth caps. It's ok though because after all, I've written that I'm sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# yes i know its a shit excuse
but what can i do baout it know now
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# edit button

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# DELETE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Link them?
Edit: www.b3tards.com/u/abb90cd52bf5e5271418/space_invaders.jpg

Like that. It's not hard. Unless you're a MASSIVE cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# erm here's a clue.
edit it and make it smaller.
It's fucking up the board format. Just delete the pictures and leave the text. nobody is missing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Pretty much sums it up, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
""
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Profile for Woo, Badgers:
a member for 2 years, 4 months and 15 days
has posted 47 messages on the main board
has posted 319 messages on the talk board
has 3 brain cells
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's not how you spell 'bigger'!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Or actual size!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bigger than the moon
and the moon is as big as can be tonight

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7779294.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That's no Space Station!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I saw the moon last night
it was massive. This'll explain it then.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Da moon massif!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# "Midwives expect to be busy when the moon is full"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7779639.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha
Pregnant with a lunatic werewolf now that something that would be newsworthy.

"I blame the full moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Bark out the moon!
Da dada da dada dada daaaaa da!

*moshes to Wolvesbane*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Ozzy Osbourne - Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# quite

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I personally prefer the Wolvesbane version!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Couldn't find any reference to the Wolvesbane version
but I don't doubt that you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# YEah well you don't have access to my bootlegs:D
I could even do as far as saying the best version of Life on Mars is the Bowie/SR Vaugh version:P

And I know only about 100 people have a version of that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# so long as it has chair face's name on it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
Bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Uh-oh...
Try thumbnails or linking them, they're much too big to even see properly for most
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# O MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ye bigness!!
Ye gods no! The size of it!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger monitor

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Flipping eck fella!
I had to knock down an office wall to see all of that picture!!

Come on chap, you must know that is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too big for here.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# LOL!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Fucking hell
*steps back 50 yards*

NO IT'S STILL TOO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "by the powers of mod edit"
I don't have the power
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# If we could see it in more detail i think i would have a better chance to see what you mean
is there any way we could increase the zoom?

its very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# No no no
sorry, but far too big. I'm with Jessikins, thumbnails are ace and your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Please don't apologise for size
bfore you post something that is way too big. You obviously know this so here's a tip. Don't be a selfish cunt and don't post it at all.

Oh yeah. Why am I looking at your hovel?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Build me something please.
It was my birthday and I didn't get any houses in the mail or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# A house!?! In the Daliy Mail!?!
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# what would you like?
some shelves?
I did a very nice computer desk for my dad recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I do need some shelves, actually.
Or a really awesome throne, please.
edit: tits I have to be off. Bye chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ZOOTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Obvious troll is obvious
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Holy Shit!
892K and 2048 px by 1536!!

My eyes, my poor eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Vote here, or do something else...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post327694
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :D Excellent!
Duly voted for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# voted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Apology not accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Have you got one small enough for desktop?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you fucking turdmong
what the shuddering fuck made you post this useless rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# moar
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *Joins Mob*
I cant even see what you're trying to show here..
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Have you aint ever heard of a "link"?
As well as sharing it's name with the hero from the "Zelda" series games, it also refers to the possibility of linking the fucking huge jpgs which almost killed my works pc.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck's sake,
you massive prick.

Also:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This warrants a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# My thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# i love it
very post-modern.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm sorry, but this old monitor only goes up to fucking 2048x1536
:D

everyone else had a nazigasm

I'm going to have one!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I was going to post saying
"You're ignored", but then I decided not to and simply click the Ignore button.


...oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# that's showing him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Rule of thumb:
Don't post pictures that are bigger than the catamites you keep locked up in your basement!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies and Gents, raise your glasses...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Festive! yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You fuck!
I was gonna do that!!!!!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oops, soz Mstandot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hehe.
No worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I love egg nog, me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I heartily second ^this^ motion
He loves it and so do I
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I've never had it!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Then you sir have never lived*
*May be a overstatement for an egg based winter drink does not define your quality of life.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# me neither
it was a quote

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Pah you FAKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Terrific!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nog On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oh Yes!!!!!
*acquires shares in this company*

Top SKillzorzrz, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# needs more jam
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hotty b3taday . . . on time this time . . . Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OH HAI I CAN HAS THREADRUSH?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Bitch
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I dids not mean it I yam all of teh sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Under the circumstances ^^^ No probs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your rain?
Wooo:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Why is it always raining cats and dogs in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Raining again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Coming across from the Northeast . . . fast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# very nice!
you're not from Manchester are you? It would explain all the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Have a purty


Click for bigger (73KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Gee, flower, you got a rull purdey ...
Er ...

Stamen?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Will it be going viral ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Wait till I put 50 Cent over it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Oh Lawdy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers
Quiet down here, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Fools kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# there is a good reason for why that needs to be burnt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# that inspures an F word!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ready for a knuckle sammich !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Beta testers needed ASAP

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Scuse me, Mr Chap
but your hoover's weeing on your socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hardly a problem--I have self-cleaning socks too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Am I going senile, or did someone just delete something?
Ed: No, it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yes it went
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You haven't thought this idea through at all
It's not a business I can invest in. So I'm out.

Woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *laughs uncontrollably*
The idea of b3tans pitching on Dragon's Den is just too much...

*continues LOL-ing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I don't know maybe we could get in on some action
as a franchise for the distribution of JJ's cartoons!

We need to quickly make up some figures

£50,000 projected net profits
£50,000 profit made in first year
99% of Squirrel toon market by 2012
BLEM!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# sounds like a compo idea to me...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# "Errr..."
"Your 'business' appears to be nothing more than a picture of a magenta cock. How will this make money, exactly?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Image challenge?
"If you were to go on Dragon's Den, what idea would you pitch to the self-satisfied loathsome fat-cats? Photoshop your cunning inventions, or the hilarious results of your pitch."


Sorry, I meant...

"Blah blah blah Dragon's Den blah blah blah photoshop hilarious blah".

EDIT: Vote here www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post327694
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ...
hoo hahaha! I vaaaant your...plankton
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Your vac has a case of rusty water?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# its the best i could do :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This is how All Bran is made
/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Handful crushed all-bran
Half a handful semi-crushed rock salt
1.5 tbsp good olive oil


^ best exfoliator you'll ever use.

Sorry. *stops being a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I hate to rain on your parade
but I think agent orange would yield far better results.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# M and S All Bran
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# No
S&M All Bran. You don't take it orally, just use the hose attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But that's a rug...
So just roll it up, take it outside and beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Can't help thinking of tubgirl whenever I see anything like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hmmm......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Too quick for me!
Thank God
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Quick thinking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I do hope that the pay is good . . .
it does look like an endless job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Was hoping to recruit some Rube Goldberg fans--
They'd tackle this job for free :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Well; that's me pretty much done for the year.
I'm on holiday from here on.
In case I don't post anything before the day: Merry Christmas, Chaps and Chappettes :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# And to you, sir
Happy Year Endings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Milk and nookie
Happy new year.
But we will miss youz.

(... And Chloe too :D)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You too sir
Have a good one :)

*forces into internet hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# happy Christmas, see you laters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Have a lovely one, Mr Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well a Merry yiff-mouse
And a Chloe New Year.

Obviously being san family and working will be shamelessly posting on Jubus in Nappies Day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# T'raa
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Merry Christmas JJ
have a nice holiday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Have a good holiday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# See ya next year JJ :D
Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Merry Crimbo Mate
Keep us posted about the book (Obviously in the new year) take care
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# fho fho gooh!
Thanks for all the toons. Merry xmas & noo year to you -- cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

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