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# YES!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9037482
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Alfred, M'Lord, had 10 sons.
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# But if the internets don't love you, you'll be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# TWO HOURS, EIGHTEEN MINUTES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# TWO HOURS, SEVENTEEN MINUTES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# tick tick tick
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO MORE DANCING! DANCE IS CRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# MAKES ME WANNA CUT LOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# haha woo!
coincidently i found this the other day
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
I think this was the main cause of the deaths at Jonestown - it wasn't cyanide after all.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha YES
ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# GRIME IS CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# LANDAN GRIME SCENE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Holy shit this thread is fly.
Pull the needle out of my eye.
Fuck a ghost, it's time to die.
Resistance crushed, tie and tie.
Slowly exhale, why try and vie?
For naught, lesser heights I try,
and peddle simple rhymes, I ply.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# GRIME DOESN'T PAY!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# STAND IN THE CORNER PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha!
I want to read this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# i done built me a red five from a hideously expensive japanese kit


Click for bigger (93KB)
its been ages since i did anything like this, brilliant kit but i think i made it a bit too dirty looking
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# BLOODY GOOD SHOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# It is dirty looking
isn't it.

You filthy, filthy X-wing. Bad X-wing!

*rubs thighs*

[EDIT] Can you make one out of brass and richly stained wood now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# there is a radial engined pusher prop bi plane x wing on the cards
like my cardboard one, but the old enemy time is against me,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# wheres that dirty X-wing? come to papa!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# That's no moon...
[insert entendre here]
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Why does that strap-on remind me of this?

(Beaker & Gonzo's love child?)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Nope I think its pretty spot on
Just remember NEVER dirty a TIE fighter...... according to the Blurb they never go into an atmosphere so technically no dirt
(angriestangel, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# what about space dust?
nebulas and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# But
they are in the atmosphere all the time, when they are in the rebel bases.

I saw Luke Skywalker getting into one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# TIE bombers do
They blast ground targets regularly.
And what about carbon scoring from energy weapons?
Impacts from debris?
Tagging by graffiti artists?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Looks feckin great to me!
Well done mate! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I wish I could see this but I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# It's nutmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Blocked internet
or conjunctivitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# blocked internet and blocked nose.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# It's like '77 all over again.
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Certainly a lot better than the CGI BS...
They couldn't even get the markings right.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# the guys who made this realy did their homework
ive wanted to make one since 77, but practically all of the kits made(with the exception of the studio replicas) have been a bit shite
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# This is very true, even as a kid I could see that,
the official stuff was the worst weirdly...
*edit* Esp this: i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/thehigherstandard/X-WingNov142007-Front2.jpg which was all i had as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# aaaaaaargh
its bloody horrible !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# It was good enough for an 11 year old child,
but as I say, even then, I thought, 'Weird and stunted looking thing'

But it did open it's wings when you pressed R2...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Ha ha.
Clunky.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Nice one
Tally Ho - chocks away
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Wow.
The odd thing is, I'm watching The Empire Strikes Back for the very first time at this moment. He just crashed into the swamp.

Yes, I'm twenty years behind times.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# i only saw it last year
it was ace !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# you only saw them last year?
blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# only empire
saw the others ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# It's kind of a cliche to say it, but...
it is the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# that's red six
you've been done
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I so nearly bought one of those
from my local model shop the other day but my conscience kicked in and I did xmas shoppin instead, all I can say is You lucky bastard,

p.s. really nice job, I love the dirty look.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Yowzers - nice going boy!
I got that EXACT SAME KIT with my xmas money in 1983, glued the body together and then got bored with the rest...

Kudos on teh patience and modelling skillzorzorzorz - looks tip-top! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Nah it's not too dirty, that's self criticism verging on paranoia
which is to be expected after the hours you've spent on something relatively small...

Just how expensive?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# forty quid, quite a lot, and about 9 hours build
i haven't made a kit in years,i just had to have it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# That's not too bad mate
Did it have any of those etched brass bits? I've seen supplementary kits cost that.

You've done well.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Looks good to me.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# This is rather nice
Manufacturer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# woah
nice work, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# thas a bit nice!
i build stuff too (for my kid,*good enuff excuse)
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Zombles of Wimbledon Common Were They
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# DONE A SHITIN: THE MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I'll get the shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# wooo!!!!
thats a classic, clicky from me sir.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I'm sure they've been sponsored by a Tomato Sauce manufacturer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# should've given it an 18 certificate
Schoolboy error

(other than that very nice *click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Still haunting?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Is he doing rapes there
or just meerly congratulating him?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Even happy rapey ghosties need hugs now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Showing off his results?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# PICTURE TAKEN 0.02938 SECONDS BEFORE HAUNTRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *phew*
Could have got messy if you'd taken the photo later
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I SAW IT.
I DID A LITTLE SICK BUT THE GHOST SPILT ALL ECTOPLASM ON IT AND IT TURNED INTO A DUCK AND FLEW OFF. I SAW IT LATER ON BUT IT HAD TURNED BACK INTO SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# This looks like a storyboard from "War of the Worlds"
Perhaps RedSushi is behind all those aliens
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# These tenticles are made for raping, and that's just what they'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Touched
by his rapey appendage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Dear Dragons Den. I have invented the giant walking tittybar.
I require a £700,000 investment at 20% equity.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# HOT GRILL ON POTATO ACTION
HOT GRILL ON PATIO ACTION
HURT KRILL IN PATENT APPLICATION
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Man, I love chicks that are on fire.
They just don't love me back.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# hahaha
wonderous wonderous:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# *gets chequebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# That's an idea that is going places.
Is a place going... something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# This sounds like a top investment
But first I must sell all my shares in Merrill-Lynch...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can you give us some ballpark idea of scale?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# About 250:1
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Here, have £700,000.
Lotsa luv,

Peter Mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Fish
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oh gronkpan, you're such a card.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# done the furst in the cumber any may grandkids tell me it's the one thing they loved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Tits!
have nothing else to say :(
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# This is not self-promotion. No.
Not in the leaast.

Woos from over in this direction toward yours.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Stop flashing your
arse at me! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Flashity flashy flash.
FLASH!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# That's fucking awesome.
AND YOU KNOW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# The worst skin has ever looked.
Submit something from your collection and get an eyeful.
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Hit Compo or If Hollywood Ripped Off UK TV or Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Just don't show this photo to the French
they'll eat their legs in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Too right!
I discriminate everyone equally!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# It's not racist if it's true
just saying....

an HI EVERYBODY!!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Customer to waitress: 'Do you have frog legs?'
waitress: Yes
Customer: Well hop to the kitchen and get me some coffee.


Thanks...I'll be here all week and remember to tip your bartender.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# UNLIKELY.
STATIC TARGETS ARE MUCH EASIER TO HIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# YOU'LL HAVE A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
AND END UP IN A BIG KFC IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Starring Ned Beatty as Miss Piggy.
As you've never seen her before!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Bagpuss : 1974
Kermit : 1955

Hurrah for Wikipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Research
Ah, poor form on my part. *blushes*
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I never knew Kermit was left handed
or is that lies too?
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# All muppet musicians were left handed.
I think Jim Henson was and wanted to make a point.

Either that or a left handed muppet was easier to pupetteer.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Umm


Not quite sure what this was all about, but here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Compo it!
*Eats Green Berets for Breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Which compo?
I just did this on a whim :P
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I prefer to use a computer
More hygienic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Seems related to stereotypical American production, so the American directors of, er, British film....
*Retracts original statement*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I compo'd it anyway.
Maybe there's a reference I'm missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# ENCHOY YOR TURKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# If it bleeds
we can kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# It's Conan the Librarian!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Now just jingle your way out of bankruptcy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Brookside story
(PostmanPhat, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is win!

Or should I say,

*hauntrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# this
one o the best-yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT BEFORE MY HOLIDAYS START
These have to be the slowest 4 hours of my year. And I've spent days waiting around in hospitals.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Put all the clocks forward four hours.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# They're all synced up to the server - they just change back after a minute passes.
Trust me, I've tried this one before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Call Nathan Rees, ask him for admin rights to the servers.
and while you're speaking to him, get him to collect the garbage as well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# woweee
good noobs this week.

* yays*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *hauntrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# >:(
STOP IT YOUR HAPPY PICTURE IS COMING
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# noice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# WHOA and WTF
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Urgh today was shit. Tomorrow promises to be less shit. Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# THIS IS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DRAW!
*kills self*

Being emo is well fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Oh right I will get on it right now right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *is haunting b3ta*
WooOoOOOOOOOOOoOoh!

This is relevant to ghosts interests!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Five seconds later...
"Uuuuuurghhhhh... another partial success..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Thats a whole heap of meatflap trials.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Strenuous testing
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# THE TRIAL WAS A FAILURE. THE MEAT DID NOT FLAP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# YES IT DID YOU MISSED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING ROSS NOBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# This ^^
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# For the next Meat flap trial try using Prosciutto.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# perhaps some sort of pulley arrangement?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ALREADY IMPLEMENTED.
THIS IS THE WORST CONSUMER FEEDBACK SESSION EVER :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# WHAT'S RWANDANS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
maybe 1903 will yield results:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ATTACH THEM TO YOUR PANT LEG
TRY THAT NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Sir, SIR, I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling!!
Yay.

I once made a carrot holster.
Am proud.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Journalist My Arse!


He's back Mo-Fo's!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# The guy to his left just looks disappointed in him.
You said you'd changed, Sad'.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# He'll never change, dead or not
Shame really, cause he looks so cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# he is an ewok
nub nub
(horrid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# bloody good'un
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# He had more hair on him - when I saw him last
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Where's Amelda Marcos when you need her!
I have cleeked thees because eet ees goooood.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Arf!
I like this!

But b3ta has been boring me recently. Why aren't people catering more to my specific needs? I think this might be a farewell speech.

Goodbye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOUR NEEDS YOU NEEDY PERSON TYPE?

I WILL CATER FOR THEM AS BEST I CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# MAKE A PICTURE OF ME BEING HAPPY!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Emo drama queen!
What would you like us to photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I dunno.
I just fancied being enough of a dick to have a flounce :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *Pokes*
Nope, it's dead inside
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Like Your mum?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# do it !!!!! go on jump!!!! do it!!!!
*handcuffs on rooftop above airmat*

ahh not so clever now are you.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Christ!
I'd hate to see you when you're actually enthused about something! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Yes, you would hate that.
There is only one word for me when I am happy and enthused.

That word is Rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That's a relief.
*is totally immune to rape*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *hauntrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Rapebear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *prepares the talc of dreams*
(Remember - down, not across)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Bye then
To be honest I think it's just started being good again after a big drought.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Have you heard from
Sir Pigeon Nipples lately?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Not for a month or two
I'll send him a message over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Bring out your dead!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I'm not fucking dead yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Yes you are...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *is dead*
*haunts b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# You just have to accept the fact
that b3ta has outgrown you and no longer needs your input.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *does not accept*
*is dead*

*haunts everyone*

*God love hauntraping*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# k.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# heh heh
*hits cymbal for both pics*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# oh that's terrible


...you should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Climber Cakes
I got a new camera today, a nice little samsung nv30. I also made some truffle things as you can see.

(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Is that 'shopped
or did you make tiny paper people?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Or really, really big truffles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Let's all go round to homelesssmith's home
And go nyomnyomnyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ^this
nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# it's both
giant truffles and life size paper people.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Post me a truffle thing or I will not give this the credit it deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You've made me hungry...
*eats the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Do they contain chocolate?
'Cos if they do I may be forced to eat the whole fucking lot.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# yay for cakes
and obstacle course
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# New vocation for bush?


Probably needs more work!
(empois, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
irintech.com/x1/blogarchive.php?id=4136
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# george bush boner dodger lame duck anime fuck
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# pfft
your not overfond then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *unexpected sausage intrusion*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Fenella Fielding


cfvb(24KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Done?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *clicky woos*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ha, nice!
*clicks*

EDIT: also your name is awesomely insane and insanely awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha
loving your work! (click)

Sorry just looked at your profile and wondering just how some of that stuff has not been FP'd... Keep it up.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Marvelous!
You are a man of many talents Sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# free PORN VIDEOS! Girls Gone Wild: The Wildest Bears In America
HER'S MY COLLECTION IM SHARING:http://go4video.info/69.watch - [color=red - WATCH'EM FOR FREE NOW! JUST CLICK HERE

mod edit: porn? on the internet? who'd have thought!

(WaydaySpids, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hooray!
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# First reply?
You lucky, lucky, bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# But look! Porn!
It doesn't download itself you know :D
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Texas has a whorehouse in it!
(Lord have mercy on our souls!)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Depends on your spyware
Makes a great, if useless defence in court!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Actually, it doesn't:
www.betanews.com/article/Teacher_must_still_surrender_license_in_bizarre_exposure_to_porn_suit/1227916161

Or at least, it depends what idiot judge is on that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# FP it?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Spam-disapproving demon disapproves of spam.

He is looking upon you with thinly-veiled contempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# A solid return to form there from the spam-disapproving demon.
After an early start of approving, then showing a distinct indifference,
he's showing definite signs of disapproval now.

Yes, the lad's done well; there's only one word for that sort of thing, 'magic disapproval'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Pffft. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# how do I find a link location of an image hosted on b3tards using safAri
help!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Keep the elephants on your left
and it's just past the lions.
(Astatine, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# thanks
but i have already eaten them all, torn down the jungle and built an ncp, oh that reminds me I have a web browser problem i don't understand.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 'Elephants on the Left'?
But my sat-nav says 'Bear Right'...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ooooof!


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# It did say 'Keep Left'
As I was passing Windsor Castle...

(Actually, that's a lie for comic effect, as technically with the one way system only public transport vehicles can pass the castle on their left).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# just tell us the truth
you are a bus driver aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *winces*
Well played, Sir.
(Astatine, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Fuck off.
(Astatine, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Let's exercise
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I feel fitter already
from laughing
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# OR ON IMAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# YOU COULD SELL THIS PICTURE
`````for a lot of money,



















just remove a leg
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Dang!
There's me paying good money for porn videos, too.

Edit: HOORAY! A nightshift mod. I used to be a mod. In 1980 or so. Fishtail parka, the works.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# :D
I like the wee beaked one on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
this is mad-love it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# wah
the happy one goes all sad

*cries for the happy one*

*doesn't care about the others*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Aha, he's wearing the tramp signifier for "I have penis"
(flaccid)
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# the 4th picture is a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hurrm
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# does'nt the chain go through something attached to the post on the right?
/might be wrong blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yeah i thought that the chain looks attached to the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Nee Nee
Naa Naa
Noo Noo
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Some more delicate craft with loads of sophisticated thought behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
Mind if I sneak this pearoast in while we're at it?
(Astatine, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Jess looks absolutely desolate there.
(As does the cat...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# wooo-hooo
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
*loiks*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)

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