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# Surely bindun, and better too but I can't help it...
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *checks filename*
*kicks self*

ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# here - you've kicked the bucket!
*chuckles self into coma*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# So I did :D
*clicks "post this message" from beyond the grave*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# is it nice in the afterlife? I'm glad there's still b3ta; I hope there's cake too.
*clicks "post this message" from within chuckle-induced coma*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# It's lovely :)
It's like a big sunny village fete with a cake-judging stall, lots of tea, some pink lemonade and no nasties anywhere at all :)

*stays forever*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hurrah - sounds ace!
*suicides*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *skips ethereally in the meadow with RiffRaff*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *skips clumsily*
*twists ankle*
*swears*


*arrives in hot, fiery underground place*

Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *is lonely* :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ^ What she said

said did
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Oooh, she'll get goosebumps!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Haha
Nicely :)
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hee hee!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
nice one joe.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Very
nice.
(doktored, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick 'n' dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Fuck Me!
Roberts Robots. I thought I'd dreamt it! Well remembered.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Rather bizarrely put together whilst listening to Alan Hawkshaw which just sets the mood perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
barmpot
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha. *fears*
I actually have test card F as my desktop atm:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I don't know whether to be impressed
or worried.

Doesn't that girl just creep the piss out of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Naaa
I always have windows up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# She's OK, but the other thing is freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# The other think now looks like Fourdam

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# AAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.
should i boil and egg for supper or have something else?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Boil and egg?
I prefer scabs and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmm ... have some pus with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Gravel and petrol
The MAN'S supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dont forget the sprinkling of rusty nails!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i've been drinking 'famous grouse'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Cheap whiskey FTW!
You need some Laphroig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i'm hoping to add to my expensive whisky collection in 6 days,
however as my parents are now on the dole i fear it may be dougal dubh

im going to go and boil some eggs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Your parents are such scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# They could
hide you in a bed base and get the reward.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oo good plan!
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Have some bollocks and mash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# no one is going to give me useful advice are they?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Supper is really a personal choice.
If you have a hankering for a boiled egg, then this is probably the thing to have. Alternatively there are many other simple-to-make snacks that you may or may not be able to concoct, such as toast, soup, or pancakes.

If you want something more fulfilling you may be able to conjure up a more nutritious meal, with maybe even a sweet dessert to follow. It may also be possible to order such things from a local delivery company, I don't really know if they have that sort of thing where you live.

You could always go out to eat, restaurants, cafes or pubs are often popular for this sort of thing.

There is usually a varied menu based around a distinct theme; Chinese, Indian, Mexican, etc.

Bottom line is have what you want, or have something else. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# poach an egg or two
boiled eggs.

put it / them on hot, buttered toats

enjoy with a lovely cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# beans on cheese on toats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i can't stand beans. :(
although the egg and cheese on toats would be a good idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Have this:
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/peaandchorizofrittat_82607.shtml

/frittata my arse. It's a feckin ommelette. Yum though.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Totally would - just to piss off self-righteous people more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha! I've only just noticed that she's drawn a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# The hopping is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# that's so good!
proper LOL!
(IPFreely, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Thankyou!
I spent literally minutes making that.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Still brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# heh - p'raps it's time I made something new...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Arf !
Deffo a borderline boiler
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
filfth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Huzzah for celebrity CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha! He looks so pleased with himself at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Listen to 'Fags, mags and bags' instead
R4 it's the next thing to go to telly I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ^This muchly!
Sadly it's the last in the series today
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Fierce!

And very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# fantastic!
Is it Waffle?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Who's go is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *goes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Rah!
Also, I spy with my little eye something beginning with...


GT
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# gran turismo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Gay Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# nay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Garganchuan Twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I am,
but it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Glass Torah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Tisn't
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Golden Tiara
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# not today
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Golf Toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Is that what those little holes are for?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Golden Trout?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Alas, no.


A clue: It's the musician's Universal Toolkit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Guitar Tuner?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nah
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# giant turtle?
Glittery Tinsel?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# No, and no.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Gershwin's Trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Gphillips head Tscrewdriver?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha.
No.

Give up?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# GAFFER TAPE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# arse.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# buggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Gin n' Tonic?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# A little early for that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Great tits
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Thank you.
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# How come Sturdy's making such a comeback today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# It's sturdy friday
Mental I know. Thursday or sunday would have been better, but what can you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I think Saturday would have been best...
S'turd'y - see?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hah!
Verr goood :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I guess it makes as much sense as anything on this website...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It's Sturdy Frurday
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Three or four times!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly it has bindun, just not here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# RIS?
If you're trying to say The Office is shit, you're wrong - scientifically wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# unless he means the ~USA version
which i haven't seen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I really wanted to hate the US version
but it isn't actually too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That's why I hate it.
It's not too bad. That's they best they could do with the proven material they had, not bad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# No
The Office has already been copied by the Americans and it's a large pile of pooh. I believe the first couple of episodes were to the script of the real Office.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ah.
In which case, soldier, you may stand easy. In fact, have a medal of decoration for your astute observationism.

*meddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I'd rather stand breezy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'm going to stand sleazy.
*stands*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Stand sleazy
Stand sleazy
Stand sleazy
stand (da lala la laaaaa)*


*to the tune of Zambezee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I would like to add my voice to this scientific statement
It was a cracking piece of TV
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# it was a pile of shit and ricky gervais is a cunt.
/BSc (Adv) (Hons 1) blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Media Studies FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# The original and the US office were both all of awesome
there were only so many US ones that used storylines from the originals
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ^ To the point....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# that's some
high-fibre poop, there.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# it appears to be floating in thin air
high fibre indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# diffuse light source
on snow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I've been eating jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Oh not again!
*smacks on nose with rolled up newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Enriched with all kinds of goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# that's
MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I did have to squeeze for quite a while, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *right clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# It's that new 'in' cool kid speak:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# FACT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# this
^^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i like the american office better than the engish office
mainly because steve carrell isn't a complete cúnt.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Did you hear that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# With sincere apologies to OP, and - well - everyone. For everything:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :D
forgettable ... mother fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] GET READY FOR NEXT SUMMERS HIT SEX COMEDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I quite enjoyed those films
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# me too
/keeps pace
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# and me
/keeps up the rear
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# yeah me too in a sneaky "I know I'm getting old and shouldn't find
any of this shit funny but actually some of it is" kind of way :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Superbad was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# :D
But why did you have to cover up Michael Palin's face? :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# such a handsome fellow
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# aye, he's a "hotty" alright :)
*doesn't feel comfortable using teenage vernacular*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Feel me instead.
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] out now on DV fucking D.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Nings to one and all.
I read that as Dick Cement..

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# High-grade, industrial cock porridge, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] sheeez!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# lol!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Ok then... my turn:

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with.... S
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# only on A STURDY!
Mediocre! Break out the Marshmallow truncheons!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ARGH!
Ok, save it for the next sturdy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ashally, I'm about to get some food into the house
A man cannot live on coffee alone.

*sings Nellie McKay song*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6GkiqKkPDU
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# surprise?
sadness?
sympathy?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Suffering?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I Am in London so this is a very good guess...
but so far, all no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# sexual deviant
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# mirror begins with 'm'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# you'll get no denials from me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Something
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# well... it is SOMETHING yes...
but no...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *frowns*
Stop trying to trick me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Stamps?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# No, but that's a useful reminder
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# synthemasizer?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I wish... unfortunately, I'm in work.
A helping hand - I work in Soho and there are a lot of places to eat just outside my window...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# sexy ladies
... salad bar... SUBWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# closer but still no tobacco rolled on the thighs of a Cuban virgin...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Sushi?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# sandwich shop
mmm ... sandwiches...
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# a surface which reflects light?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# an that
www.b3ta.com/board/9038197
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's disturbing in so many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# .
Winner.

Should have been Mrs Meeker getting it up the wrong'un from the gay jester though.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ^this
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
FUCK! That show was messed up! remeber the neighbours with the strange device? and the thing under the stairs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# DON'T GO DOWN THE CELLAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
She's grabbed his clay pole


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# YOU
wotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# genuine lol
at that
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Class
LOL - and now everyone's looking at me in work
(sproutout Aardvarks you gotta love 'em, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Is that her off of the 'Flash; adverts? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Why is it always moist in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# This is making my mouth water just watching it...
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# this is full of win
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D
MY GOD MAN I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# woo!
Rentaghost confused the hell out of me as a nipper
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yes!!! Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# my eyes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# !
My eyes! My beautiful eyes! Have some clickage!
(Ghostlight, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
Jesus wept that's as warped as the original programme
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hypnotic!
.
(LokiMD, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'm disturbed
It worries me that the more I look at this, the more brilliant it gets.

Safe from my desktop wallpaper for the time being, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# :D Geddit? HOUSE - DREY?1! FFS! :)


a drey is a squirrels house...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# NO banana
But it's good as usual
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Dammit
I forgot about Drey.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oooh - no - I'll have to think on it
also - it's very lovely whatever it is

also also - I'll move the I Spy thread up here... just to remind you all, it's something beginning with D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# DREY?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# no - sorry
but good effort - don't be dissheartened
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# squirells live in dreys...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I thought it was something to do with Gangster Rap
... I forget what though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# No they don't
they live in some kind of woodland commune with the badgers and the toads
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# what? like rehab?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# No, nothing like rehab.

weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Diaphenous flimsy?
dog?

Doctor?

Dichlorodiphenaltrichlorethane?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# nicht
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *tokes*
duuude?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# no
I'll help you all out - it's something in my office
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# desk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# WINNER
(with a wee bit of help)

:D

now you have to go and make an image including Sturdy Girl to be able to start more I Spying... thems the (new) rules
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# dust?
dampness?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Dentist?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# dictator?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Dick?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Donkey?
Doorknob?
Doughnut?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nay nay and thrice times nay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# dingle dangle scarecrow (with a flippy floppy hat)?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# duncan goodhew?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# drumkit?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# no
(I wish I could see and dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy hat)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I wish you could too :(
They are a joy to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# yes
if only the short sighted government had culled the badgers they all wouldn't have died of TB.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Despair?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ooooh
nope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# donkey cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ^ WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yes - I'm looking at a Donkey's cock
oh wait - no - no I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# dalek?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Dirigible?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# the Dark Side?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# no - sorry
it was my desk all along
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# And your desk isn't even a slight bit evil?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# it's messy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Errr.
I don't get it.

But then I'm not getting many things today, having got into work with a hangover and already having had 2 glasses of port at the team meeting...

:s

EDIT and I've sussed out how A Vagabond does his stuff. All you need it a weirdly lit building and a really crappy camera phone.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# and some rain
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Wow how do you make it so realistic?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# you need a graphics tablet
and years of practice. Don't worry, you will get it eventually! Keep trying soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You forgot to make it rain
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Where's the rain, Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I was thinking the crappiness of the camera phone adds a rain effect.
Ignore me I'm half cut already...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Alrighty then

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with L *



* It's not a Lambada
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
fucking loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Pffffffft hahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# both of these are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Cheers
I've made quite a few on this one man bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I'm going to wait until the Edawrd rush is over and then woo all of them
otherwise I'll just look sycophantic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Haha
Okay, I'll post some in one go then




(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha ha ha

fo' shizzle hands for the mother fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha these are all great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# this!!!!
I'm choking on my bacon sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# heartily this!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha
what the shuddering fuck, asainladyhands?

Mentalist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Why has no-one done Magenta-Hands?

* I would do it but i only have paint and I am overlooked...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Paint's perfect for that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I'm going to be sychophantic and adore this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ooooh political
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# STOP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It is, isn't it?

Good morning David
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ...
hammers hands time?

:)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# OBAMA TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pfft
what a FREAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha love it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha!!!
what a great idea for a sequel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# \o/
let the games begin ... carry on...

is it Lambada?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Leotard*
?

*the friendly spastic lion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Laura Mercier?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Erm...no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Lego
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# YESSSSS!

We have a winnar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Prof's Go
Again


but you can only start on a Sturdy

New Rules.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And what good new rules they are
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I don't understand the new rules
... what do they mean to the common man in the street like me?

also - have I broken the rules already?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# \o/
ALRIGHT!!!!

I spy with my little eye something beginning with D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahaha- fantastic!!!
*edit* I mean - is it Leopard?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ni.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# LESBIANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Sis is not in at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Limpets?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Luvverly bunch of coconuts?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# linguine?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Lemsip?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# lollipops?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# None of the above
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# lauren laverne?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# phwoar - she get my bits throbbing she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# IT'S SOMETHING IN MY ROOM

/edit: the prof's got it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# lightbulb? lampshade?
lavender-coloured duvet cover?
edit: Lego! Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ledgers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# lesbonisms?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Lute?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Lug nuts
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# land mine?
lunar lander?
lamp?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Well hello there!


Is the answer... /Links board?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Nee.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# OK...
is it...

an 'lectrician?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Liv Tyler?
a Lark?

London?

Loofah?

EDIT: Bugger. Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# lawnmower?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I don't have a lawn
so no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Lungs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *gurgles something negative*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I likes that I dos
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Is it lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Yes

No

Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Lapland?
Can you see Lapland?
/shit at geography blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh, just one more thing Lewis..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hey caruso,rambo will never eat your sausage
rambo will never eat your sausage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
belated nings all...

MY head feels like it's filled with cement.
What does your hangover taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i dont really swig the beer much anymore
but when i get one it tastes of roses
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *soothes*
mine is not so bad at the moment thanks... although I accidentally put away 2 bottles of wine last night because my missus insisted we get into the Christmas Spirit by not playing Fallout 3 but instead watching Prince Narniar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# How festive...
We're going to watch Don't Open Til Christmas tonight, and extremely sleazy Brit slasher film about a bloke murdering Father Chrsitmas'.

Tosh from the Bill's in it, so that's a sign of quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# :D
my Dad sold a fridge to his wife once
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# if i whenever i play fallout i get sidetracked during a quest and end up
beating innocent people.....best of not playing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# yeah
I've grown to dislike my Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# my hangover is bad
but not nearly as bad as the guy who sits behind me, so all is well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Mine is the
'Second night in a row' hangover.

I've got a mouth like Ghandi's flip flop and the smells the are coming from me could fell trees.

I've still got tonight and tomorrow's drinking to get through yet...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I love Rambo
the last Rambo film was very much better than the last Rocky film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# crikey!
"Now let's have a look through the sniper scope..."
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Heh
Time for a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Question:
Did you do that image 'just in case' so you could say 'I told you so'?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oooooooooh !
The FBI are going to be breaking down your doors for that !

Humourless Merkin Twunts !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Mediocre's Turn...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Ahahaha
Today is Sturdy Friday then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# it would be better if it were Sturdy Thurday
because that sounds better... or Sturdy Sunday...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah freebs, you fool!
You picked the wrong day for a sturdyathon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# pants
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# fucking amateurs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# \o/
I thought I was on my own on the board... I got naked and farted and everything ...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# phwoar
she can dust my ornaments!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# she'd rather just slap your junk about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# but... i don't own a small oriental fishing vessel
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# well then - where are you going to keep this?
*produced the magic scroll which contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'll let the next hurricane decide
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Mmmm
substantial girl is sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Run run run run run


run run run runrunrun
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *glees*
Who is he running from? The tax man?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Chris Tarrant
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I think Tarrant should start injecting cooking oil into his face and documenting the results
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# yes, this would make great TV
Ning J
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Who Wants To Be A Desperate Chinese Woman
Nings L :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# she was korean...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Christ Tarrant isn't Korean
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I think he was half-Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# which half?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# diagonally across the midsection
King's Pawn to Prince Bishop's 12
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ILLEGAL MOVE COCK FOSTERER!
*karate kick* HIYA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# My sex cock

morning everybody
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# mornington crescent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Me in me lucky blue coat
....with me cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Put it away Jeccy
no not the coat - I can see you from here!!
(sproutout Aardvarks you gotta love 'em, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# The anti-smoking brigade
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I like Eurythmics
Ning Dotf

lovely lovely stuff as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hohoho
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# this is good an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# jolly good that man
also jolly, good, fat man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Oooh
looks like the board's in good form today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# indeed
and a top game of Eye Spy too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Fried Egg?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# sadly not
I'm in an office, not a café :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Frantic Escimos?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Four Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Free Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Fermented Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# 40 Embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# close, but no cigar
hehe - cigar/cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# sod it, I've got to go to a meeting
it was 'fire extinguisher'

laters all...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# nooooo
who was closest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I think my Fat Elephant came closest then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Oh Pants!
Hmm - Whose Turn Now?

Who was sat on the left of RiffRaff?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Stalin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# damn. He's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# that's what happens if you play I-Spy with Stalin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C"
"Is it coffin?"
"Yes."
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hahah - you funny git
Right- it's your turn then
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Nah - let's go with Geoff's GG
Is it Glass Goblin?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Good Grief
I leave you lot alone for twenty minutes and it's all fallen to pieces!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I've got a double G if you want
/balls. Have to go.
It was German Girl.
She's actually called Ariana apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9037986
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# back to Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Mein God!
we can't even keep a game of I Spy together...

who's go is it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I think it should be mediocre
I bet he can spy some interesting things...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# shit - I forgot he's blind in the eyes
how inconsiderate of me ... although he can't read any of this so I can say what I like...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Look, I'm not going to pick windmills again, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Is she a glass goblin?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Fantastic Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Mr Freebs, you seem to have developed an egg fixation
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Fat elephant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# RUN YOU FAT FUCK!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] shameless toap



(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I've been there and met Bet Lynch*
*I haven't been there and met Bet Lynch
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

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