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[challenge entry] ho ho ho ho
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ahahaha brilliant.
'It's a dragon!'
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# HA!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# shes bound to get her tits out
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hello little ol' lady
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# The best catchphrase of the entire show
Ever seen it in Gaelic? It's awesome-surreal.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Ay-Bach!
I'll get you Chorltaaaan!

Cerys Matthews
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ahaha
that's great
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose the British version should be "A Bit of Chip and Laurie"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha was RISin' thinking "Has Laurie been run over?"
then I noticed it was a compo ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# friar tuck?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahah!
TJ: MEN'S BUMS!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# You want men's bums and your hands to be together!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# IN MATRIMONY.
Of course.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# took me a while to see it
just looked like hands to me - maybe a different crop?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# 's not perfect, but it'll do :]
You get the idea, anyway.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Looks like a pair of
wrists to me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That's because it is.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Edward Bumhands?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# MEATS!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Mr Souls
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ClamSoup!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you've made your own soup? all by yourself?
does it taste like chicken?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# NICE PLUMP CLAMSOUP
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# WAITER! CHEQUE PLEASE! WE'RE GOING TO THE INDIANS!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# "PEW PEW PEW!"
SAID THE CHURCHGOER WITH ADHD
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# He loves pulping it in the pulpit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
that be woo, that be
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yarr!

Click for 200+ more doofers
.

Merry Crimble, ye scurvy seadogs! I realised after I'd drawn this that I should have made the candy cane a hook-hand. Ah well, that'll be for next year.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# this is such a typical piratist attempt to usurp what is essentially a ninja holiday
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# That's what Pirates do they tend to jump on other people's ships
and pillage stuff - so why not seasonal festivities? Yo-oh-oh!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Fundie! Ninjas don't exist.
Read 'The Ninja Delusion' by Jack Hawkins
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# What if you put a ninja in a box with a poison thingy hooked up to some radioactive stuff?
Is the ninja alive, dead, or awesome?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# You'd have to check.
Open the box.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *opens*
Aargh!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oh that reminds me, when it was snowing, I took a picture of a ninja parade, want to see it?
actually, its on the phone, I'll have to put it up later

:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *fools*
*dances*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# this is such a typical piratist attempt to ignore what is not essentially a ninja holiday
great :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
*clickvote*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You racist* bastard
...it's not winter in Australia.

*what's the opposite of inclusive?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quit yo jibba jabba...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# fuck me
that's a huge willie
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# racist.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# foreskincist
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ..
that's
with
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ..
willie potato
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
potato tomato
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *calls the whole thing off*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I say potato
you say tomato... one of us is very wrong.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Nope.
Not going to mention it.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^ Cock!

EDIT: Sorry.. Hello b3ta!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# he must have sand stuck inside it and stuff
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Jibba Jabba?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# i love this
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# That's no horse
it's a cockpony!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
that's a good insult :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
VOX
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Looking at his expression
I'd say it was the 'after' shot.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# o.O
woo (i guess!)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fantastic!!!!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Merry Christmas you cunts
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i had tizer the other day and it was vile
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# For no good reason...


Sorry.

EDIT: That's not a comment on the original post which is strange and wonderful. I just had to plop it somewhere.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Your mad you are!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you may or may not be able to tell it from the shape of his beard
but Santa started life as a duck
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ...
I can believe that. It's clear now you point it out.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# this
has no reason but supplies adequate chuckle
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahahah
*clicks*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahahah
loon!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :)
now I can go to lunch...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha-merry one
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# i'd like to watch this but i have a bad reception
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :D
Nice.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'd like to watch this
but i have had a bad conception
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ha!
most emusing!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NARWHALS!


Click for bigger (52KB)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# NARWHALS FUCK YEAH!
Hooray for sexed-up nature docs!

Also, *clicks*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I would like to see this programme.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Indeed.
As would I.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I would love
this in David Attenborough's voice
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha ^ this
with dramatic pauses... between sentences
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^ Longer...... Pauses though
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'm reading this in the voice of the guy on the E4 adverts.
*click*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ^this
*Clicksies*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# anyone got a link to the Arnie shouty face?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# here:
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# nice
but seriously, someone?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bwahaha
narwhals, the best bit of trolling EVAH
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Narwhal will GET YOU!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# careful with that
can take someone's eye out
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's how it's done! :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nah!
Mine doesn't make any sense...
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ahhhh yeah
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Stopping "Donks"
and the causes of "Donks"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# sometimes, one has to donk
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
can't stop dancin'
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ahahahaha
D-I-S-C-O!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# on the oche, it's Darts Vader...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
haha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahah :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# HA HA HA
you flippin loon...

I'm afraid I failed you with your request -- it turned into something else while I was doing it :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Darth Maple?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
#

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 0_0
He might want to get them seen to!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# XI Jesus Christ!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Hells, even the other two can't look!
:)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha
if you were new, people would be calling you a cunt and yelling NSFW
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Those people have got me on ignore!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# winners!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# that girl cat's got bollox and nipples
wtf ???
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Nipples or warts?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# there's a difference ?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Not in Germany...
Brustwart = nipple
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh christ it's Major Tom.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yum
that just made me gag..and my lunch was going down so well up until that point :-)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# kitty kitty wtf?hahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I know that cat!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha
funniest thing I've seen for yonks
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] PAMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# heh "EASTSIDERS"
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU BUFFALO!" *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of
compo entry, though wrong way round I spose
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha!! Nice...
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# lol at Obi Wanky Nobby :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha.
Good work.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
Luck Skywiddle!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahah
good work
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
Kenneth Williams as Darth Vader would be awesome, shame this was never made!

(well there was Spaceballs but that was largely shite)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Spot On!
I Like
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Nice one
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hehehe

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is Sarah Palin still topical enough?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Dammit!
This took me 8 months, you see.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks to her... other self-in-law.
Is there a specific name for the mother of your future son-in-law?

This is nicely done.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Susan.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks to her Susan, then, yes.
As she's a big junkie type, apparently. Oooh.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I was going to give her teh fear feet as well
but I have not.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# A wise choice.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I hate to say it
but I almost miss the sexy moo

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Sarah Palin will always be topical

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Wheeee
she looks like she is having a splendid time
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# 'sup
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hello!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hello Here
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Cooeeee!



(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Is that ectoplasm all over her?
EDIT: Checked filename.

Hehe.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ritalin FTW
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# HI
*grooms*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Whato!!!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# yay
this wee leaping big heided chap appears to be almost snarnful

:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Have a little festive something
...that a few of us at work made for no particular reason:
www.themagnificentseasonalmonkeys.co.uk/

Edit: I'm moving it to the links board...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I cannot click this
for I am at work, but the URL alone gives me glees. P.s. Links board with "I made this" tag.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# oops
I totally forgot about the links board. Ta!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Fartastical!

*Phew*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I say!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I can't listen to it here
but I watched it anyway and am now very keen to watch again with sound later.

Have some additional seasonal monkeys:

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Now that's rock and roll
ta :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I can't hear it
but I'm guessing Jingle Bells! Top stuff! Woo!


(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *ding*
correct.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# most splendid
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# wonderfull
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# arf
Today, mostly I am liking you.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# as opposed to...?
:P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# mostly I spread my liking around several people,
but today you have the full atomic level concetration of my liking.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ZOMG
I'm not sure one man can cope with that much adulation...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *mans spanging tank*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Woo!
I heard the sequel got canned (*cough*).

Have this Harvey Nichols product placement by way of apology for the appaling pun.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ?
they've been dogging?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahah
hehehhohohohahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you sir cracketh me consistently up
I hereby dub thee King of the Christmas Loons... now give me something to draw I'm bored
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it's that or I'm going to Woolworths
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ow about the origin of Monkey Beer
in MS PAint
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ooooooh
I'll put my very limited talent on to it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# wahey
: )
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I thought the film was ok, but it could have done without the canned laughter
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# haha!
score!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :D
Silly...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# at last, a cure
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# A cure would be a shotgun
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
Although, in my opinion, the best cure for 'Mr Blobby' would be a rusty axe, applied - with substantial force - to the throat. Repeatedly.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ahh
The good old Chuck Norris shaving method.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# A cure would be [violence]
there you go, that's the next 30 posts summarised.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# And the preceding two!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I'm nothing if not predictable
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# There comes a day when you must take up your Broad-sporwd and go claim your yeast-leavened batter cake....MY FRIENDS...TODAY IS THAT DAY!!!!


And rather than repost all this gubbins again... www.b3ta.com/board/9039375 anyone interested, gaz me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# a family crest to be
proud of
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# TO BELGIUM!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Belgium, man!
man!BELGIUM!


(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# belmgium?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# eh?



(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha
just now your snail is a small [x] in my firefox... wearing a hat.

:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# my god it still is
DONATE YOU TWUNT!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I see a real snail
can you take a screenshot and show it, please, for I wish to see a behatted redex.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Will there be luxury chocolates and wheaty beer also?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# TO BELGIUM!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# spword, surely?
p.s. this am woo
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I struggled over the spelling for aaaages
neither looked right...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# swoon it is then
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You take the waffles, I take the beer
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# TO THE BOOK SIPOSITORY!
I mean Belgium
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry to hear you got "crunched"
Am in the same boat :(
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Tis the shits just before XChristmas
Still, I am determined to have funs.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah, me too
not going let it spoil things!

Good luck finding something
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] U wanna buy DVD?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# needs more Christmas Tree in your bank account sir
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Be nice to each other...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Gawd, scarily similar choppers, there.
But which one is the longest in the tooth?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hehehe awwwww aren't they a cute couple
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

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