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Link as may possibly be although very doubtful NSFW

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

parp

EDIT:

Which scenario?

A) you shopped his pee wee off
B) he has an erect pee wee
C) he has a teeny pee wee

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

it was literally a random image

i71.photobucket.com/albums/i158/sheer_animosity/random.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

haha

option D: gravity had caused his pee wee to flap into the air

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

actually, it's not gravity, it's

inertia.

/pedant

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

air resistance

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grey matter, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)

centrifugal motion

a moment like this?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

Shitting Christ!

NSFW mayhap?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

Really, where do you work?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

merkins don't like to show bottoms

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

Merkins pffft!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

Not for my benefit, I'm the boss where I work

I can see all the ass I want. I just wasn't sure for other people.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'm home, so I can see what I like :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

Me too

*opens degradation folder*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

if it's safe for you then best not to comment

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)

they alway pixalate them out

I always find the Japs being not aloud to show pubes, but aloud to show octodicks. funny

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

As far as I've known in all my years I've never done a NSFW

image - I'm a little shocked by the level of prudity here lately - yet we see sick shit all the time and I dare not even say "Hey fuck off with your sick shit!" because I will be lynched by the b3ta neo-liberal-nazis (Oxymoronicmoron)

Well if a man with no genitals on display is unsuitable ffs - I'll link it. I'd rather remove it but then I'd be lynched again I can't fucking win here!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

everything is nsfw these days apparently

I have loads of pics that didn't raise an eyebrow a few years ago but I'd get flamed off the board for now.

/when I was young... blog

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)

Well I'm fucking sick of it!

it's not that it's NSFW it because it's a male arse and we don't want to upset anybody's hormones the the males here may catch gay or something.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahaha!

aaw, but you've bowed to the pressure of a single person who even went on to state he didn't care.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)

And how exactly would you know if I SUGGESTED that it MIGHT be NSFW because it was a male arse?

Get a clue dipshit.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)

*ignore*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)

I said MAYBE

I didn't have a shit-fit about it. And it's got fuck all to do with male or female. A bare arse is a bare arse.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)

*shakes head*

Then why say it?

Nevermind, I can see where your going to take this and I ain't getting dragged down the neurotic female argument path!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is the very latest in weapon of mass destruction :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

FUHHHH

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

pwoooor!

(minus the P and the R) :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

for what it's worth

if this ain't safe we're all doomed, doomed.

i know it was a hypothetical nsfw but anyone remotely troubled by this, turn your internets off and get on with some bloody work, it's what your being paid for after all.
edit/ also *clicks

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)

Thanks GSTQ

I'm not getting dragged into an argument but after all that work to get some saying NSFW is a kick in the teeth I've never had to link one of my images, NEVER!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)

only one person said it was nsfw, and they weren't even sure

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)

So why say it?

If you aren't sure whether it NSFW then don't say anything - if you are certainly sure then say it - no problem.

It not like I deliberately choose a nude male arse to upset people but the joke was farting and this image demonstrated in a non-sexual way farting.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)

yeah

but what I meant was that you don't have to link or change your image if a single person makes a vague suggestion :(

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)

No I don't but I was pissed off

with the idea that this could represent anything untoward even vaguely.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)

i always try to err on the side of caution

i posted one yesterday, forgot that it could be misconstrued from a distance and linked it just to be safe. but some are clearly not nsfw this imho isn't. personally i'm more troubled by fuck, cunt and mong written in full screen as well huge cdc's etc. i should add i'm home based so none of it really makes a difference to me but for those....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)

the solution is clearly to post nothing but happy butterflies and puppies all the time :D

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)

Yes perhaps a farting Puppy next time

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)

wheeeee

That's SFW surely, and top draw too. Anyone offended by this needs more arse viewing in thier lives. Heh, just did a google image search for'arse' with strict filtering on... WHAT'S THE POINT?

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)

I discovered the "Fission" Firefox Add-on today.

Basically you can use custom loading bars for pages in Firefox.
I made a couple different ones, such as this lovely tiling Goomba loading bar:

And of course, a CDC:

Download the Fission Add-on here

If you want to make your own, bear in mind it just tiles depending on how large the file you use is.
For example,

would become

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

right, why?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

Because I wanted to.

Why do anything?
Also: Making the goomba tile took fucking ages. Stop being an arse.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)

why do you have to play that song so loud?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

What song?

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

you were supposed to say:

www.b3ta.com/board/9045318

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

hes too young to get billie

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

But I'm not playing a song.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

hahahahaha yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

Have two pictures of crap I bought today!

USB Lavalamp from Poundland :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

GLOWCONE

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

unfortunately the phone doesn't have exposure control :(

but still, I might get a few of these with some different coloured acrylic paint or something

make all kind of magical trippy patterns on the wall

and then I can lie back and watch to the accompanyment of 1960's music played backwards, and shit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

Make stencils and paint stuff on :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

probably too much effort, but it might be ok

really all I can see on the way is moving reflections of the tiny pieces of foil floating about inside the lamp, it doesn't look like a magical ball of light with just eyes looking at it, my phones to kak for the detail.

tho randomly coloured painting might work well actually

I think I'll get one of these for each computer (or each usb port ) :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

Cool :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

I also bought this piece of crap the other week

Yes, it is absolutely as crap as it looks

Usb Hub with glowing pen holder!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)

Hahahah nice

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

tis very moodful

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

you are like the emperor or glowing usb crap

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)

flarey :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

I'm probably going to get confused and think something is on fire at some point

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

it will probably be the lamp

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)

yeah

most likely

I haven't tried out my USB beverage warmer yet

I'm scared, it could burst into flames

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)

LIGHTS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

CAMERA!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)

myself, i prefer ruthless efficiency to tacky stuff

in my world every interface is grey and minimal. i am viewing b3ta through a monochrome filter right now.

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Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)

Have these, then:

Though if you were using a monochrome filter, the Goomba, CDC and Awesome Face ones would also be monochrome.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)

Finally started my Christmas cards...

Edit: if squirrels with tits = squits, then does snowman with tits = snits?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

I've got the shirehorse with tits

as it happens

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)

Hahahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)

Low effort sick filth

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

mmm- monkey!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

the choice of the discerning nonce?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

the man in the back is snorting some thing, while his daughter is being felt up by the drunk santa

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)

For Sho' Wood...

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Sheriff betta RECOGNISE.

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

I must say

I'm fed up with the whole gangsta posing.

At least heavy metal poseurs have a bit of a sense of humour.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

heheh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

"I'll get me cloak"

- Dani Filth on Buzzcocks

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

gay hat

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

Is it because I is wearing Lincoln green?

In other news, I am a prophet.
www.b3ta.com/board/8959710
vs.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1100030/Whats-Doc-Meet-Vincent-rabbit-born-ears.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is the cutest!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

I read:

"his pet rabbit gave birth to an useless bunny"
pfft

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)

Mmmm ... bones ...

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

wheres the rain :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Spain.

Mainly on the plain.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

What kind of terrain?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Morraine

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

what kind of kelly..

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

Im out of words which rhyme :(

Also Are you turning these into a sort of book comic thing?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

Sort of yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

Or is it a game, but with pictures aswell as words?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

You may like to check out the "Drowning" series I've started

1
2
3

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

that third one is a bit rue

they are all very woo
edit : david blane?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

MONKEY IN NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

night vision?

i like it :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

Euston Road?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Nu-uh

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

Why is it always shight in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Shight?

You mean "shite"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

Oh... Sorry...

"Why is it always shite in your images?"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

Why is it always memes in your postings?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

Ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

Quick dirty end of day pun

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

bake him!

gas mark 6

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

I'm going to punch you in the stomach while your sleeping for that joke.

(Peter_G, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

hahaaaaaaaa!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Baco him Danno!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

dirty puns?

(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

Swizzels

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jamiem, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

toa.... umm

jolly good show old bean

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

If it does your doing it wrong...

EDIT: Second thoughts, ~~wrong~~ right

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

Have you tried

KY Jelly?

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

my challenge entry have allways been shitter than everyone elses

and today is no exception

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

Needs more penis in a torniquet

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

I have no idea who this is.

*ahem*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

north pole?

north pole2?
north pole3?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)

hahaha

*taps nose*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hahaha

*fondles ear*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

*rohypnols*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

but meanwhile,

science!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)

sweet

I want two

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

What about one who feel the pleasure too soon!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

you can get that chipped too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

Hmmm...

Needs more Blue Agave

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote.

In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!

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djol, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

ahaaa

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS!

* Your subject line is correct.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

It was a bold statement

but the facts are on my side

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

false!

i did a shit one

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

Yo Betty...

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)

oh man, now this..

"OHH, BETTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOTHERFUCKER"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

Nicely done...!!!

Pssst... look here: b3ta.com/board/9035177
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

OOooooops...

...Sorry Bela :(

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

No probs

I was in the lead for a while, by virtue of having it ready before the compo was announced, then posting it straght after ;)

Plus, yours is better. Oooh, I'm third! Wonder how long that'll last...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

You're too kind Bela

Bless you :D

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

hahaha brillzors!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

This is too

fuucking woo!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

Horse goes to Amsterdam and thinks he's a potato...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

What she said

Oh and Happy B3ta-Candle Day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

Cheers!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

this

'ello Dewsbury Boy

Drove through your way this morning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Was it shite?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

happy b3taday

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

Happy Candle day!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

Happy day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

And I don't look a day older.

Must be all this special face-cream.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

You must be using....

Dr Wobbys' Special Face Cream...

* Available at all good chemists and Boots

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Does it contain

retinol, pro-xylane and boswellox?

Or is it just a jar of spunk?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

it contains all the amino-acids and science mumbo jumbo used to fool females into buying any products

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

^All of the above

* although it may just contain spunk.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

Silly horse!

Will it race in the Grand Mashional?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

You're quite the racing chipster aren't you?
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

hmm, between the two of you two, I suspect you've both met your mash

edit: arse :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Spud on!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)

*comedy tuber*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

Ooof!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

Gah!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

Pah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

and then . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

Oompf :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

Ouch!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

*roflefries*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

chuckles and clicks

in that order

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

Haha!

How rare!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

hahaha

I love it

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)

haha totally hatstand

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)

hahaha, best of all potatoes

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Have you been at the sherry?

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

oh man, I could do with some sherry right now

I'd drink it like a country vicar

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

What, drink it out of a shoe with your cock in a mangle?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

of course!

what else could I mean?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

I whole heartedly approve of this message.

I also welcome our new potato horse overlords

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

i'm on the floor laughing-send help

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

Compost Corner!

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

Seems to be a day of nostalgic theme tunes in the head today :)

Who WAS the Phantom Flan Flinger?
Edit : Allegedly "West Midland taxi driver Benny Mills".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

Err...

Trevor McDonald?? ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

Apparently

it was originally Jim Davidson!?!
tv.cream.org/lookin/tiswas/tiswas3.htm

Also: Sally James. Oh God Yes.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

trisha?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

very good sir

and with that - I am going to try and do SOME work today - so the chances are I'll bail on that in around 7 minutes and be right back here...

if that isn't the case then I wish you all the jolliest of merry christmasses and the happiest of sexy new years and I shall see you here sometime around 6th Jan

TATTY BYE YOU SMELLY CUNTS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

Ta-ra!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

T'ra! xx

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

Merry Christmas Prof!

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Chroe, Le Prof!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

arf!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

Crikey!!!!

That looks sore.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

: D

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

oh man, that's fowl!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

heh heh -cocks

always good for a laugh(mine always gets one)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

you got to love david bowie

(myiasis *hangs head*, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

indeed

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

this is reminding me of anne robinson

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

David BLOODY Bowie.

I found a torrent of his back catalogue, and now he's every bloody fifth song when I put the machine on random.

David bloody Bowie.

Don't get me wrong - I believe he has his place.

But not every fifth bloody song.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

I feel your pain

... but it's hardly his fault

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

Just because something isn't someone's fault

isn't reason not to blame them for it.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

I have a similar problem with him and Kate Bush

Although I do love them both

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

*rings the sun to inform them of Geoff the Clownfish's torrid threesomes with the stars*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

we found a bowie greatest hits cd

in our holiday hire car and thought we were lucky (for at least 20 minutes)

if anyone wants it back it's by the side of the Rethmynion/Tymbaki road in Crete

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harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

nork?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

I say!

Top work, and a little nork-age, unless I'm mistaken.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

you!

erm, hello

help?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

What's the story?

Edit: Alright, time's up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

ooooooh

moody boobs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

Fwappers Delight.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

Instant Whip, surely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

If you can get off to a couple of curves and triangles

yeah I don't know where I'm going with this I think I'm just jealous.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

BEWBIE!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Why is it always vector in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

Woop

(myiasis *hangs head*, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

novelty condom head-prime?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

Didn't they try this with disastrous consequences?

*rememberifies*

Also, lovely pic :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

Yays

and yays to new series!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

*yawns*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

... she said

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

It's not for ladies

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

apparently not

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

Very Gentlemanly, sir

If I may make so bold.

Edit: Oh, what the hell - 'ave it:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

would

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

She looks quite pleased about that :)

Happy Christmas indeed!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

YOU

merry Christmastide

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

YOU TOO

Happy Jebus-popping-out-fun-tiem

*squish*

I have been making biscuits ALL DAY :) Have I missed I Spy?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

biscuity goodness ahoy :)

I've been putting off doing work... I should do some or January might be badder... although I do want to quit my job and do something else so...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)

Make biscuits, perhaps?

It's fun! I'm all floury! :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

phwoar!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

also

I know it's just a drawing - but she would totally get it if she was receptive to such an idea.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

she looks remarkably like a girl I used to work with called Vanessa

but Vanessa has dark hair, so it clearly cna't be her

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

unless it's a wig...

*yanks at the screen*

oh - that's right - it's a picture.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Did she have more dimensions as well?

Like a 3rd, for instance...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

perv

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

No, it's spelt 'previously'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

perviously

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

You're getting closer...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

see that list she's holding

the items are:

Normal cuntwards - tick
Mouth with space dust - tick
Dirtbox speedway - tick
Soapy titwank - tick
Bleeding weepipe -

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

is that what the pencil is for?

*makes sexy stabbing motion*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

I for one would like to see this sexy stabbing motion

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

meerrry chrispmas!

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new_matt, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

I want their clothes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

what you mean is you

want them to be naked in this picture...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

WOOF!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

His next deal could be his last...

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'd pay serious money to see this 're-imagining' ;-)

*clicked*, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

interestingly I would pay serious money

never to see another re-imagining ever again.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

I see

apparently that's not interesting

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

dunno

I had a bottle of wine with lunch...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

~~with~~ for

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)

I was in the gutter and the sommillier recommended the iced lightning followed by the turps

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

You've been hanging around Kings Cross as well, have you?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

Yeah, I read you loud and clear on that.

But Lovejoy on the big screen in an action stylee would be fun, I reckon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

God damn it Sir you're quite right

... now if only we could acquire the funds to make this and get Ian McShane to agree to it I think we could be on to a winner.....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

*goes to find some Venture Capitalists to assist*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

*goes to find some adventure socialists*

we can race them and film it - that way we can get the money we need!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

This plan is flawless*

* in a Lehmann Brothers kind of way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

if only they still had a graduate scheme

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

Easy

Watch KungFu Panda with your eyes closed. Same as.

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

Thankee sir!

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

you are chock full to the brim with skills

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

Ooh Prof

*blushes* :D

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Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

brilliant

however I believe he is a no nonsense convict in red car death race.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)

Antique furniture made from Deadwood?

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

This would be awesome.

_{Psst! "just go"?}

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

Oops...

just noticed that, ta! ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

They Wouldn't Remake It, They'd Just Change The Title

RIS?

I saw a DVD set of Danger Mouse in the discount bin at a local department store, and I was all excited for a moment until I remembered, "I'm Canadian, dammit! I've never even SEEN the stupid show! Damn you, B3ta!"

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hope you bought it!

They rock! I'm sorry about you being Canadian. I hope it clears up soon. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

Isn't there a charity we can donate to, to help Canadians?

to help Canadians? Awww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Yes. Keep Buying The Seal Fur

Besides, it's all about the cultural imperialism, innit? Do you get excited about The Friendly Giant, or Hangin' In, or C.U.C.U.M.B.E.R.?

(Children's Underground Club of United Moose and Beaver For Enthusiastic Reporters. I can't believe I remember that)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

I have witnissed both

moose and beaver, however I also witnessed the launch of channel 4

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

I'm Canadian,

but I'm also British, so I've seen Danger Mouse! Woo!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

me too

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

I'm American

but I've seen Danger Mouse, and Count Duckula. The Count was much better in Danger Mouse than in his own seriies.

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

Well I hope you bought it!

It is the most awesome show since ever

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Me and the teenage mutant hero turtles would beg to differ

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

NO WAY

I also was a fan of TMNT, but in retrospect their cartoon was utterly gay and nowhere near as good as DM

Their show was so lame it got renamed 'Hero' from 'Ninja'

So there :P

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

No, that's because of the violent overtones of the word 'ninja'

as far as I know.

Bye all, have lovely Christmasses, New Years, Second-Of-Januaries.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Are you off?

See ya and have a cool Yule!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

nah it was a legal thing

the series was hero the film was ninja....or something like that

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

if you die in Canaidia you die in real life

remember that!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

SkySports USA Stat Attack

Please be gentle. It's my first time....

(finkle, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)

gently risses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

The usual stat-laden Sky Sports News taken to USA stat levels.

It looked better in my head.

Like most things.

(finkle, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

i remember that day

we equalised just before half time; then John Terry taught us a lesson in football

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new_matt, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

the irony being

most 'mercans can't count. ...

reminds me of a seminar I once attended at Black and Decker about Kaizen and Lean Thinking... where the twat giving the talk suggested that everyone below a certain grade is probably thick as shit but that they all have a grasp of numbers because of the gambling they do which involves the laying off of odds and such...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

*rubs eyes*

too...many....words....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

I HAVE A SHITTY JOB WHERE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO CUNTS PRETEND TO BE IMPORTANT

... although not as much as Wow I would imagine

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

*manhugs*

C'mon now.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

sounds like the kind of person I'd end up getting dragged away from screaming "I'm not fucking done yet"

but that's just me :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

what is this? the 70's?

GIVE ME MORE FUCKING STATS!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

I think for true USA effect, the words at the bottom is more than necessary.

Nice ffort though and it's always good to see football on b-three-ta

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)

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