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# Taking a break from cleaning...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha!
aceness inc.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Woo!

but who will do the ironing?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Washingup Man of course
/rolereversal blog

*edit for a moment then I had the thoughts of Iron Woman then the mental image of Thatcher in that suit and now I need Mind Bleach.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Better that she was wearing a suit
as opposed to not wearing anything...



After you with the mind bleach please.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# euw
mind bleach just won't do it.
i need the eyeball fork
thatcher naked is my 'ohfucknotyet' mid-hump mental image
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Just for you
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# ppfft
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I feel your answer holds many a truth

/edit: didn't read your edit before answering ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Ah
"Rusty", they call him.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# how did that get there?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ropes and pulleys
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha!
YES!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# wow
fantastic! :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Magnets - huuuge magnets
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Fucking, shitty magnets
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!!! *shakes fist*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# no dumping!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# This is a new kind of awesome.
I am going to click 'I like this', however I think I may actually love it.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# thx,i didnt expect any woos,i knocked it up
in about 5 mins,funny how you can spend ages on a pic and it ends up shit but then make a succesful quick 'un
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# b3ta, where logic has no logic
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Well
Looks like someone's been spiking Thomas Kinkade's communion wine.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I'd never heard of him.
Both his site and his painting make me want to stab myself in both eyes. And not in a good way.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I HATE YOU THOM
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Painter of light?
 
the cheeky sod.

*phones Monet's estate*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# FUCK'S SAKE!
he even copyrighted it?
FUCKER

HE IS A VERY BAD MAN AS WELL AS A BAD ARTIST
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/mar/25/arts.artsnews
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# "and bizarre incidents of drunkenness including a habit of "ritual territory marking" that involves urinating in public places."
"bringing disorder to a Las Vegas performance by the illusionists Siegfried and Roy by repeatedly yelling the word "codpiece" from his audience seat"



I'm warming to him



(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# That's great.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# i bet that fucker on the back of that cart
is dieing for a go on that futuristic shitter
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# He only bloody is as well.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# he's building up a big ethnic country style bloody shit and he's going to fill the unit up to 137% of it's capacity
then he's going to wander off with a huge grin and somewhat lighter.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# his?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# he's running, is it gonna blow?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# The Flux Capacitors are malfunctioning
or something...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# "I'd give it until last week"
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# always disconcerting when a failboat drops out of the sky while painting a picturesque scene
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# the queen is on crack this xmas
remix the queen and make a speech about drugs or riding the corgis.
i did. and it was felt good.

www.oneismostamused.co.uk

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# wasn't this in the right place earlier?
as opposed to here, which is the wrong place.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It'll felt even gooder
if you post it on the right board.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i figured it was christmassy
sorry
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'm going to have a go...
and if it's any good...

if it's not, well, it's the pirhana tank for you m'lad!

/EDIT - All is forgiven... It's pretty good, if only there was a search feature instead of having to trawl. Right, you can go next to the pirhana tank... go on... and don't tap on the glass!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I apologise for sounding like a dick.
But I am trying to wrap presents and this place is distracting me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *does a little naked dance*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Now I'm randy.
And not in a good way, like Randy Jackson.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# no worries
did you have a go? kinda wanna hear feedback, yet i also just wanna go to sleep and wake up next year is that so wrong?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Is rather nicely done though
did you make this?

/edit: it just crashed my browser. Thanks, Nullo™!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# yup, crashed mine too
I'm guessing it was rushed.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yeah it was VERY rushed- apparently the christmas deadline can't be extended
was my first proper attempt at actionscript so sorry it crashed your browser, it doesn't like internet explorer so much, but does anyone?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I'm not using MSIE
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# maybe queenie doesnt like you then?
as i said- a bit rushed. seems ok on most people's though- what are you using? just browser and stuff, your drug habits i'll wait for another day
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ah haaaaaaa....
The queen doesn't like YOU mediocre!!

*mocks*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# you're not using a zx spectrum or something are you?
cos that wont work...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# How about
I just shit in your hat?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i don't wear a hat
in case people shit in it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I've got a hat you can borrow.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Nice try buddy
but you're not going trick me into shitting in your hat.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Damn!
One day...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# do you mind if it's full of shit when i give it you back?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# but, what if someone shits on your scalp in error?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I would never do that.
It's rude.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Merry Blaspheming Christmas
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# weird balls
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha!!
ace!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# So, that's the most blasphemous thing you could think of?

You're such a sweety
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Well I could have imagined the son of God cutting off the
heads of virgins and fucking their dead corpses whilst snorting drugs off of the devils cock.

But i just didn't have the source pics :-)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# There you go!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha...
he should see a doctor with a cock that colour
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I'm not racist...
racism is a crime and crime is for ... ah... yes...

fair play to you
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Yes but what's the odds of Jesus meeting a doctor
with the exact same nob colorisation problem?

/a million to one you say?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *doffs hat*
ahem, a million and 2 point eight six one twelvety
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# egad... behold the holy goop!
woo :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!!!
I'm sure he wouldn't smoke
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# CRIKEY!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# What are the chances of THAT?!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# click fucking click
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# *glee*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# About a million to one, I'd say

/edit: urgh! inflate-link only takes me to similar-sized pic on %&*$# Devian tart
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# an unfortunate side effect of my being lazy mostly...
however a quick clicky on the tart version make a family sized version for you.


must get off arse and install ftp client
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Wow.
Nicely :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *spluffs*
highly woosome!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I estimate less than a Million to One
due to their obvious extra limb this make it more probable.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Ah yes, but the christmas hats make it all less probable again
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Causing a probability paradox
Making all things probable improbable and all thing improbable probable.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# let's just hope it's a sexy paradox
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Is there any other kind of a paradox?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Good point
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# three legged things don't work...
they either have to spaz about trying to keep 2 legs on the ground, or spaz about with only 1 leg on the floor, or fall over.

None of which are very menacing.

Neither are santa hats or fairylights i guess...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES! agains :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# the ghosts are having a night off...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# out theiving I suspect :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# probably...
I'll get up christmas morning and my living room will be full of fucking traffic cones
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Oh noes, I has broked it!


Do not call this PC technician out.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# He keeps on smashing in slow motion and the computer keeps being magically unscathed

Is this one of those christmas miracles you keep hearing about?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Nope
It's what half a litre of brandy will do.

:D

Apologies for the gheyness.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Haha, I think you're missing the point

It's not gay enough for b3ta
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# a festive scribble :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
hohohoho
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# This has Christmas card written all over it.
That, and blood.

*Click*

Also, is HappyToast about? I just wanted to thank him for the lovely cards he made, that I just downloaded.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It has some words and sporetemple.com written on it!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
#
this word is so catchin, like another song titled idiotique, he sing it "whos in bunker.."
he is really wanna be idiot. and wanna sitting in a safest place from the tsunami, the place is his "simple salvatore", is a "bunker".
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I am not awake enouh for this
I shall pour a coffee and try reading again in a moment :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
I just found it on a lyrics site, it's a 'review' of I Will by Radiohead.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# oh I thought perhaps it was
a new riverghost quote :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# The clue was
it's not a threadjack :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9045632

He's a nice bloke really
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Monster!
top notch Kallus
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ta! :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# HOHOHOKEKEKEKEKE

smashing
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# alert! KEKEKE infection alert!
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# whoa,id say rudolph is a vicious looking cunt
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# less of a reindeer
and more of a paindeer...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That actually gives me the fear...
*hides*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# follow the nazi brick road
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Get a frickin' AT-ST in there!

(woo!)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# With all the seams you could ever want...
Photobucket
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Vampire AT-ST!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# needs an unexpected horse aswell
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# And possibly some fruit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Please no.
Oh god I know it's petty of me but please no.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# whoa fits perfectly........hahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i thought i may aswell as the board is slow
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yay

and now....a tank going through the crowds, perchance?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# also a bit of "die you dick"
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# And after your crimbo film, a cracking dinner until...


Click for bigger (143KB)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What a cunt Hitler was eh?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# No need to be rude man.
No need.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I see 'they' re-made the classic UK TV series "Coupling"..
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# i have been thinking that for years
just to see one single person think the same as me is an excuse for a great big fucking WOO! thank you,and fuck T4 freinds
EDIT:(i didnt think it was like coupling,i just always though they were fuckwits)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I always described Coupling as
"Like Friends, but funny".
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Friends came before coupling though, right?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Well, naturally

You see, when a boy and a girl like each other very very much....

Evening M3!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
evening Me
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Busy with the lil' one?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Congratulations, sir!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# True,
But Stephen Moffet added his own ingredients, such as amusing characters and situations.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I wonder....
if Osama will be watching the box set he receives for crimbo?

Evening all! :-P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# evening


hello, if any of you fancy doing me a massive favour and like the things i draw, could you go onto threadless and vote for my t-shirt design.

the link is www.threadless.com/submission/189007/tony
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# i will accept this present of multicoloured cocks thank you
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# YAY THESE ARE YAY!!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Also I still dont understand why all your images reload every time
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# his hosting is well spazzy
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# oh that explains it then :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# it is super spazzy
i dont know really, i always mean to ask my host why but i never do.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Is your host Paul O Grady
Or Graham Norton?
Or any other popular telly hosts
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# it is ali g
its hard to get much sense from him.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# innit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oh hai there! Please don't eat me!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hells yeah!
haha look at them all discussing the word "spazzy"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# haha This^
the pedants about the apostrophe aswell LOLS!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# the best one was the one claiming that the word "spazzy" is bad grammar.
what.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# its just an awesome t-shirt
nike isnt even a word
No-one complains about that!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# some people just like to complain
spazzy is a great word.



look how cool people could look, well cool.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# man aint nall of us got egg shaped bodies
what about people with cuboidular bodies?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# one of those fools who complained likes alanis morrisette
a more damming piece of information I could not find... as for the "'", I think its ironic.

edit : i just make my self look worse every time i post
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Well
It is the name of a Goddess :P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Now that's a really offensive word
"You can n*ke off to fuckery" ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# isnt nike a name?
something to do with an air god?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Well that's just lovely now isn't it
as are you lot

hello!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# hello mediocre
hello
HELLO
HELLO MEDIOCRE
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hello hello!
How are you ma nizzle
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# i am HELLO
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# This is good news
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# united cocks of benetton
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# thats lovely
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Woo
I didn't realise that dinosaurs ate cheese, and now it's clear that they don't.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# SSG?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# THAT'S what it was reminding me of
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# whats ssg?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Standard Smug Graphic
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# SocioSynthetic Gorilla
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Wow a genetically engineered gorilla
I'll buy 2 - one to go out and do my job for me and the other to do the housework.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Whatever happened to SSG
was he sectioned?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I believe he mostly lives on /talk nowadays
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Ah we don't talk about /talk board
;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# My keyboard is sealed
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Hmmmm
yes
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I wish to lick each of them
and comment on their flavour
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Are you talking about the Fraggles again?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I'd vote, but it wants me to create an account.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Fashion Fascists
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Supoib!
More Trinny in Nazi uniform please. Brown shirt open to the navel would be nice.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Which one is Trinny?
Kinda spooky how well it suits the one at the back though.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The pretty one
in the brown shirt.

The other is Susannah - a bit more meaty if you like that sort of thing.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I have this trouble with dreary duos all the time
Still don't know which ones Ant, nor Dec, and care about this . much.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Trinny Says Ja!


There's always something isn't there?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Black is soooo in this season
Why is coolness of uniform directly proportional to evilness?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# The Devil wears Prada of course, silly!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Definitely true
I don't let anybody tell me what to wear - unless I really do look awful - But I wouldn't listen to what that pair told me.

woo
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Who are they though?

I thought the one of the left was Brooke Shields, or possibly an angry Kirsty Alley
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Trinny & Suzanna
Fashion nazis on the tellybox - they ahve a fashion show in which they patronise people.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Oh yeah, we have one of those too
Maybe it'd actually be funny if they'd called it Fashion Nazis™, and made them wear Gestapo uniforms
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I don't wish to lick either of them
as I'm sure they taste of poo and hubris
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Professionals



Bodie & Doyle/Starsky & Hutch
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Would still be better than The New Professionals
urg..!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I didn't know they'd "newed" it...
Had to google it.

Does the new version have Condoleezza Rice in it?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yikes that looks bad!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Even Ewar Woowar couldn't save it
Hardly anyopne saw it cos it was only on Sky
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i can't see the image
But I suspect it's great!

/stuck on the A34 cos of an accident and using my blackberry browser blog
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's not great.
But it's ok.

Hope you're off the A34 for Xmas.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# He's ALIIIVE!

Nearly there. Just need to do the expressions and perhaps give him a wobbly belly.
/not for a game
In other news Mrs. Damage has just finished this:

the Kiwi is for my sister who arrived today from NZ! Hoorah!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yay!
nifty little model.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
Do I see a willy?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Nope, that's a cake.....
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# that is nice
save me a slice

(hey that rhymes) :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Nicely animated especially the hair - Maya, 3DMax, Lightwaves, other?
the wobby belly and possibly a single big tooth sticking out of his lip would work so well - w,y,h
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Cinema 4D
3DS would eat me for breakfast.

Thanks for the ideas :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# No problem thanks for doing this lovely character
I've never really done very much with character modelling


In this one I didn't get the texture mapping part correct as you can see (btw these are 3DS)

I cracked the texture but then for some reason couldn't get the bones to work properly for later models.
I keep meaning to do something more complicated but work crushes my experimental time ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# fucking brill!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yay for wobbly bellies and cake!
Hello mate and happy Christmas! :)

TJ: Anyone know how to open a .cwk file?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# try notepad if it's a text file
if that fails you'll need a mac

as google says AppleWorks/ ClarisWorks document MAC file type
may be a word processing document
spreadsheet drawing or presentation.
It was created by Apple's ClarisWorks.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I'm on a Mac Proj
I can open it, but it's seemed corrupted -lots of weird characters, perhaps it is simply corrupted

Edit: And cheers for the research, I suppose I could have done it myself! ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I usually find the files shafted then :D

*shrugs*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ay up fella.
And joys of the season to you too!

How's things?
Sorry, no idea about the file.
Edit: Dinner time! See you laters.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Life's rather rosy, bit busy for my liking
but being busy surrounded by fluffy animals and being paid to take photographs of them is a nice shade of busy I guess :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# haha top!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha woo!
he's fab.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] God forbid......
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# So when I'm in walford, you better duck
Coz dot cotton is crazy as fuck
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I thought Heather
was Jimmy Kramkie!

I think my brains broken
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Haha! ... although I must say this is getting farther and farther away from the original compo challenge
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# quickie before hometime
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Boo
bom bom bom bom
booo bow bon bon bonbady
bom bom
bom bom bom
booooooooooooooo...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Can you gaz someone who has you on ignore?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# dunno
i'll hit the button and we'll find out. go!!!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Well, hey ho
Make what you will of it. I meant nothing personal, I honestly didn't even establish maiden was female, (username notwithstanding) incredulous as it sounds. Anyway I'm off now. Have a good evening peeps.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# i think she may have overreacted a tiny bit
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i know i waded in too
or at least he did^

never fired up all three accounts at once
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# you're back now
for the moment anyway.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# did ya do it???
no you can't gaz someone that's ignoring you. fact
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Dunno ask Proj69:P
He has me on ignore and he's incredibly shallow. I'll let you know.

But it's Christmas
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I've taken you off ignore
I appologise for my tone - but I tend to weigh stuff up before posting animations and images and I don't do the 'Shock Shit' that some people get off on - I thought it was simply a funny joke of a man flying through the air after eating an explosive curry, NSFW didn't even enter into this.

I appologise for pulling the gender card - but personally I am a little sick of the sexist shit we keep getting here, isn't it time to grow up about such things, boys?

I don't want to Vagabond (rain) on anybody's parade. But I felt a little sickened to think a male bum could upset anybody here after all this is b3ta you've fuckin' seen it all and then added a magenta cock ffs! ;)

I'm a 42year old Woman, who's married btw - I don't do NSFW. But just becasue of my age and gender doesn't mean in anyway I get offended by pretty much anything that appears here unless it's posted with malicious intent! (the Shock Jocks)

Now that's the end of it - I've appologised so no more, ok!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I too am sickened,
sickened by his refusal to look that man calmly and steadily in the arse without flinching.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# It was very explosive wind
I think we all would flinch! :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Nonsense!
It takes true grit to remain steadfast in the face of a pebbledashing.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# If i had a prize...
I'd award it to you for the phrase "look that man calmly and steadily in the arse without flinching."

As it is, you'll have to make do with a good bumming.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Okay :)
Sorry to have overestimated the potential NSFWness of the pic - I do presume the worst of all possible worlds a lot of times, and I am still new here. It was a great pic, no doubt. But I would have overreacted juat as much if it was a naked ladybum.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Fairy 'nuff
I think to some extent I was angry with myself for not picking a funnier image.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# does this include my degreading pictures of squirrels?
because I can stop doing them if it does
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# hehe nothing less NFSW than a degraded squirrel
\o/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# phew
there is little else I'm good at. If I lost my squirrel business I think It would ruin me.
So difficult to find good tails tho :/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *Raises hand*
I really like your work* and the fact that you're so endearingly humble about it. I also like the fact that you had a good sense of humour when I modified one of your works without being asked to. Much yays for people like you, sir.


*In the "I acknowledge and appreciate your skill" sort of way rather than the "I yiff myself into a coma every time I see a fluffy girl" sort of way!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# xD
Aww stop it I dont deserve people like you,
thanks

edit : im gonna flood the board with squirrels over the next few weeks
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I love everyone!
I ignored someone last week because theysaid a qotw entry I wrote was "Drivel" when it actually took quite a lot of consideration before I posted it, and now I feel like I went off a little half cocked, but refuse to back down, pressing the ignore button is unusual for a fluffeh person like me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# love the whitespace
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# whitespace in your face
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Holy smoke!
Maybe with a nice double shot of Holy Spirits.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha
ban this sick filth
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# pfft
thought he smoked heavana cigars
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# hah!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *sniffles*

Bloody colds
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm sure I've been served that up in a restaurant!

EDIT: I you lot haven't watched it Simon Pegg is the host on the Sunday Night Project! No not you TGA!:P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *eats*
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ew
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh ffs, BLOW IT.
/mum blog

:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# doesn't seem to help at all
:-/
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# oh, YOU have a cold?
*offers thousands of sympathy, soup and stuff*

Also, BreatheRight Nose strips are bloody brilliant for sleepytime :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# cheers, I've never heard of those
might be handy, since I only slept for an hour or two last night.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Get thee to a chemist!
They're these things that stick across the bridge of your nose and sort of lift the nasal passages. Pretty good :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# woo-f!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# delightful
splendid
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# yeeurgh
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *finds cork*
woo-urgh!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# inspired by myself
www.b3ta.com/board/9042971

quality on all accounts i know ;)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# "Look out big ears," said Noddy "There are some Gollys behind you"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# are you talking about the niggers?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hey man, just because your mum is fucking one doesnt mean you can use the N word
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# his mum did two in the five-star, critically acclaimed movie:
"The Creatures With The Black Harpoons"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i'm reclaiming it
get out of the 90s
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# shut up i love the 90's
i cant wait for saved by the bell the new class to start... i hope the new characters are as appealing as the classic class
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# WORD!
hahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# that is quite ace
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Haha YES!!!
Brilliant :D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Shirley Bindun right?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i think bush couldve gained some respect by taking the shoe full in the face
and then smirking slightly before pulling off his belt and whipping the guy with it whilst shouting "Who's the daddy now!"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I'd have loved him forever
If he'd gone "Honestly, who throws a shoe?"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# haha yes
this
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I heard him in an interview later
saying he didn't know what they guy's "beef" was.

My ex was like that too.... I SAID I was SORRY
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes, bindun
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# i used pics for my final project at uni
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# did you make a killer robot?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# no i made a voice activated light switch/dimmer
bit lame really... another guy in the lab made a rail gun...

still... got me some good marks!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that other guy is going to create a new power source
and he will get murdered by "them"
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I thaught you made a midi thing controlled by hamsters
... or perhaps that was someone else
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# maybe hamsters controlled by midi
:D
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I might still have somewhere the results of it
there was a b3tan who made a... plc or mini controller/hamster controlled midi synth.
as I remember one hamster controlled the pitch, one the tempo and the third selected the note.

they amble about as hamsters do... unwittingly playing a tune. It was not long after I arrived here and I think its one of the main reasons I have become so in love with the board.


edit : ahh wonderfull there is still some evidence of the project.

instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/eceprojectsland/STUDENTPROJ/2002to2003/lil2/

CS8900A looks quite nice to me... righty time for me to stop making my self look like a sad lonely little man for 2 minuets while I go and pour a beer. when I get back I will endeavour to make a proper go of it.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# i think the 16F84 has been superceded
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# that's great, but these are C not F
:D

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# by what?

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# 16F628
probably.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Songs Of Praise US
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# yours is better though :(
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No it's not!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# its more concise
conciser
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# definitely is
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# true fact:
goldenFanjita's mum's milkshake brings all of the boys to the yard.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I think it's thoughtful of her to make nutritious drinks
for the local youths.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# That's OK
They say the new year is the best time to quit!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That's nadlets.
Cold, hungover, stressed about another year...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Well that's what the ads say
and everyone knows that ads never lie!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# He is OK with fags,
it is the FIG he has problems with:
www.tektonics.org/uz/zapfigtree.html
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)

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