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[challenge entry] did anyone do this yet?
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hehehehehe!
don't recall seeing it before
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# good
2 in a row would be hard to take
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# that's the way of b3ta
pick a topic, any topic you like, someone will have it covered.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I can hear this being said in a Geordie accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Aces!!
love this - have a biiiig glick from me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Just be glad he doesn't have a shoe, he'd be unstoppable
Or work in a shop...
"Do you take American Express?"
"No. Hasta be Visa."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I'm sorry
but I've just watched Voyager for the first time in ages, and had to get this out of my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# NEGATIVE SPACE POST!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Borg boobies = borgies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I found Voyager very arousing as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Seven of Nine.
Fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# They dressed Geri for the kill for that temple of a body of hers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# That's no nanoprobe tubule...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# She helped to get Obama to where he is.
Her husband, who was in contention with Obama, was involved in a scandal which involved taking her to BDSM sex clubs. Obama won, you know the rest.

I'll be needing a time machine, and the address of that club then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hmmm
Becoming President of 'mer'ka or taking Jeri Ryan to BDSM sex clubs... I know who the winner is in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!
 
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3ta

I'm hoping to get online a bit more next year, but in the meantime have a festive happy monster and a short, punky festive animation... toy hell :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# That's a fun looking monster.
Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Hooray for lofi girl punk!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I thought he was flipping two birds with one image.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# as always a joy
and roll on the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Merry Chumpness!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yay
You waft this place with joy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Well you've been hiding very well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# yay Merry Chrimbo to everyone in ecle towers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# yay!
I was just watching that monster music thing again the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yaay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Faulty Towers NYC
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Sorry fella.
This gone got done already.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# bugger
double bugger
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# freakily similar
i only got britney wrong
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9036802
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i guess it was a bit a a quick draw on that one
kinda obvious
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# arf!!
although i'm afraid bin dun

edit/ at least twice it would seam
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Seams you say?
*Hopes for horses*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# your wish...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They came....They saw.....They, ummm.....Bought it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# there was a recurring sketch around this theme on some comedy program many moons ago
no idea what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It was a sketch show...
one Christmas about 15 years ago called "Pallas" - basically footage of the Royals with voice impersonators dubbed over. Was rather entertaining actually.

I think this was before the "annus horribilous". Course nowadays Liz is 70-something so her butthole would be quite unpleasant!
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i hate it when there's not even a single reply to a post
especially when it happens to me.

nice idea, but they can't bloody have it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Thanks bud.....
.....probably a wee bit before most people's time, eh?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Arrive alive!
Dallas was one of the greatest programmes ever and that Pallas logo looks like its from the Aberdeen prog rockers of that name if I'm not mistaken.
(garrison, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Technology enables more humane treatment
(with efficiency)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That is dark.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh...
Likes & clicks furiously.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hehehehe!
looks good to me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# This is dreadfully wonderful
It actually took quite a while for me to figure out what was going on.

It slices. It dices. It's French.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yes--oh sooo French :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Mmm longpig bacon
Smoked Soylent all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# heh heh
the guy loading is obviously on piece-work

nicely done there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Thanx--yea, the loader's arm actually came from a
GW Bush source pic--so he'll be needing a job.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# How could I have missed this.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Woo!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Bit of silliness.

(news story nobody will have seen)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# :D
another quality headline
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i did see the story
and was mightily impressed.

also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# We're going upriver
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha
opposing light sources!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You wouldn't be any more impressed by a flipped head
:)
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i'd be impressed if you could flip your head
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I haven't learned to press the buttons very well yet.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# there are two light sources on the head, one matches the pic, the other doesn't
or is that what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# let's not start this again
needs more flying saucers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# as i just posted down below
i fixed the contrast: www.b3ta.com/board/9044735
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# that really confuses me now
i assume it's really really big and way way off in the distance, not in the foreground as i thought yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# it was a poorly telegraphed joke
which appears to have backfired

my laughter was genuine amusement at the picture, if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# perhaps the dog by the shore has a torch of some description which it is using to illuminate the side of the head
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Maybe his head illuminates itself! EH! DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
DID YOU!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# maybe... maybe... YOUR MUM!
haha, i win
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# He appears to be lost.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I live there
no really I live there, my house is near the big tree in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Nicely done
Or rather, executed with extreme skill.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Christ! Where?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I know him!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I had a mouthful of coffee as I refreshed
thankfully I managed to keep it in but...
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# that's a relief
i had no idea if this was funny or not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# But you're a B3tard!
Did somebody steal one of your important glands?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
d
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i've had a confusing day
and now i'm slightly merry

i'm feeling befuddled

edit: i'm a fucking 'b3tan' and always will be
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I am not going to disagree with you
as it's all a matter of preference.
And you're getting pissed
And I know better than to argue with you
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i'm lovely really
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Can't argue with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# wimp!!!
in the loveliest way imaginable, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I was listening to Pyramid Song at the time and had the fluffs
Now I am back to normal.
Edit: I saw you posted your animal chase animation last night (I spazzed back) and it gave me much glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# bless you
thought it about time it had an airing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# oh dear, i'm a whore
b3ta.com/search/posts/11219?q=i%27ve+had+her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha! I love you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *ha!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# took me a while
"Urinary Tract R Us"?!?! i thought...

*SPANGS* regardless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# oh fuck
that took me waaaay too long!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# oi fag they are showing 30 rock on five now :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah I know,
I woke up at midnight, just as it started and saw your message. I think I have developed a Tina Fey internal alarm system!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Its on every night I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# gynaecologic wonder
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# oh that's brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
XL-ent
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# nice one squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
and your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# oh yeah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Emm, actually Mr micto, you may be able to help:
www.b3ta.com/board/9045475

Doesn't seem to be a bit a software that came with my quad core, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# have you tried highlighting it and pressing space?
importing it rather than opening it?
do you know what information it contains?
clarisworks almost certainly won't work on your computer even if you can find a copy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# It's some text, Birds of India vol.1, transcription of pages 1-10
basically translating some Sanskrit scribbles from the nineteenth century; given we are Windows based at work my boss asked me to convert it to Windows friendly Word from home

I'll have a another go with your reply

Edit: No joy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# no clarisworks is fucking ancient and has been superceded ages ago by something
it's the equivalent of trying to open a macpaint image

tricky

if you're stuck email it to me and i'll have a punt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Where do i get the fallopian tube
and will my oyster card work there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# shop that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Father Ted is on
I shan't even fart for the next 30mins...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
UT r SAINTS!:P

Oh and this is scary!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahahaa
crieky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# From today's episode of the Clone:)
They even callled him blondie:P

And how is your very fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# U U U Utah- saints
and stuttering in popular music.
by by Professor Austin Herring, Emeritus Professor of Anthropology at St Dunstan's College Cambridge

also Mictoboy, quickest popular page evar!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# !
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
unplugged
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *is slightly disappointed*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# That's the best write up they've ever had:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Ba-dum tish!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# oh you cunt :D
oh, and i twiddled that pic from last night: www.b3ta.com/board/9044735
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# HAHAHA!
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/5765251
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# bahahaha!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Brilliant!
*posts on Facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ha ha.
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Wow
I can't believe someone hasn't thought of this before!!!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Having seen quite a number of excellent posts on here,
I consider this to be in the Top Ten.
Woo, Yay, and fucking Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)
# pffffffffft
literally
(espionagebob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent Mictoboy hahahaha
gratz on the fp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hmm
I know I'm permanently stupid of late, but I don't get it. Can someone explain?

Thanks, the Moron.
(LokiMD, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Where you're going, you won't need toads
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# haha
lovely
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Great Scott!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# mAAARDY!
GED YA ASS BACK TO DA FUCHAAA, N ALSO, TO DA CHOPPPAAAAHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
BOTH my brains are tickled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
1.21 GIGAWATTS! etc. ...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# BOSS DRUM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I have made a christmas
elephant seal

however I am not posting it as it is a christmas card
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ELEWPHANT-SEIL? IT'A mutnat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *reads loud and clear*
*has applaud for*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# WE GONNA DROP THIS NEXT BOMB FO' A MONEY-MAKING PLAYER THAT AIN'T WITH US NO MO'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# YO7 CAN DO IT, PUT YOUR SNACK INTO IT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Yes, Barry Cuda
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# HALO MR CUDA?
HOW IST YOR GRAN-MUTTA?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I AM NOT REALLY HERE YET.
THIS REPLY MAY NOT EXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hello future, HOW WAS TOMORROW?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# "titanic"

...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# needs more foghorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# FAKE
No Kate Winslet
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# He is either...
Very dirty, or he has cut some veins somewhere.


Also, hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# fucking manky bathroom anyway, look at those corners
eww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Where the fuck is Barry Scott when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# did he spontanously
combust?

*bang* and he's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Some people... tcuh
In my day..
Tuppence a pound is all it cost...
Nice bit of ham...
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# eh????
THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# perhaps he baths in oil
some sort of Saddam thingy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# crude oil apparently
www.daylife.com/photo/0e2J7qifW2a3I
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# O_O
Good luck with that skin cancer then, unidentified man
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# the world would have
paid more attention had it involved shoes.
People like news items involving shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# You speak the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i miss the days of the board trying to sell me shoes
usually on a tuesday as it happens
we can only hope that tomorrow brings us footwear bounty :)

or not who cares
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I CARE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I care a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Blimey
That can't be good for the rude bits.
Anyway, that's still no excuse for the mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ahhhh it was a Saddam special
Oil of Uday

/Hussein family joke

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# more like leoNARDSo deCRAPio
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# bathtubs
aren't the safe haven they used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Up periscope!
WOOPWOOPWOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# launch torpedoes!

eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :(
BATHTIME IS RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# dive dive dive
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# seamen overboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Those aren't depth charge bubbles, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Even as a lurker these days, due to work
I miss 4dam's detailed and highly graphic commentaries about unfortunate mishaps, inevitably resulting in people's faces ending up covered in thick quantities of oil cum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Fourdam only seems to pop up once in a while
says something utterly disgusting (to give us our filth fix) then vanishes again.
He's the biggest tease this side of Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# A shame real life pulls us away
I have literally laughed tears reading some of what has spilled out of his mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I decided to see if it was possible to follow those 'draw your own [insert favourite cartoon character here]' instructions you get
I sketched it in pencil then filled it in using photoshop. turned out alright I reckon.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# THERE'S TWO OF THEM SONSABITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Funny how you look remarkably like Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# it's easier if you trace ;)
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# haha
dammit. should have thought of that!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I like this
woo to you

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# thanks
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Wtf?
That does'nt look like San Francisco to me


(Nicely :))
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I just asked a fucking question as well
www.b3ta.com/board/9045776
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# We shall NEVER know. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Seems a shame given it seems rather unusual
and i'm genuinely quite fascinated

Ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# aye
At first I thought they were drawn on, then I clicked for bigger and realised they weren't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^yep
though looking at it full size as left me more baffled
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# as did I
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I guess he asked himself that question...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# But it wasnt meant in a mean way
more of a what are you doing on the internet on your holiday way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Some people eh? Cuh.
Cuh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely!
Also Tread delete etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I used to like drawing Garfield when I was very small
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# really?
i just watched this really cool movie with garfeild in a wheelchair last night and also last week i had two dreams with garfeild in them.

draw me a picture of garfeild.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# no u gay
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hmoer simps son
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# homo shit son
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# art for art's sake it aint

what? too subtle?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
there is a danger of this becoming a wandbagon, be careful :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hello Discomeats!
I saw your new purchases from Poundland earlier!

Very nice!

How are you doing? Are you getting any cement for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# no cementious action for me I'm afraid
one is too skint
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i have cement
all over my christmas holiday
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# well, good for you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Do they not sell cement
in Poundland? I think they are missing a trick here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# no, but I noticed they sell packs of 5 adhesive floor tiles
this disconcerted me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I went into my local poundland for the first time ever
the other day. It made my christmas present for my dad very cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# a tin of westlers stew?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# m3rry everyone

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# DING DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# \o/ YES |O| YES /o\ YES |O| YES \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# so in summary...
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
fuck yes!
clicks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# THIS REPLY AND CLICK MAY ALSO NOT EXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# so if i reply do i exist?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# My girlfriend likes Take That and wants to save money...
...so I made her a handy Take That Money Box.



(click for all sides)
(Jaffa The Cake, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *waits for it to download so he can scream it's too big*

just how much money does your girlfriend have?

/edit: well, it's actually within limits. Now how the hell did that take so long? Are you on a comedy webserver?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 50p for every K
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Apologies for filesize / wonky server
Hidden it behind a link.
(Jaffa The Cake, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# You got Jason and Howard the wrong way round.
And it takes forever to load.
(hutchers, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Really?
Shows what a fan I am. Shall have to reprint it. Doh. They look the same to me.
(Jaffa The Cake, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# BOY BANDS FOR REAL MEN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# PEANUTS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# AIN'T NO SHITTIN YO' IS PEANUTS, YO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# DOOB DOOB DOOB PEANII

Oh, I'm off for a bit now
See you later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# adios man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# HAhahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# once you suck the colour off m&m's it's all you can do with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# haha shopped boxes only please!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# The Hobbit was definitely the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# awwwww
 
what, no goatse on the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# :D
that is fantastic
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Would someone please tell him to stop being a mong dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Stop being a Dong Mog!
hold on that isn't right...


*edit btw whatever happened to "feeling lucky" on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# It's still there?
www.google.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Naughty mediocre, you should never give your dog speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that
was unexpected...
by that i mean WOO!

also: nings everypeep
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# but he's so good at it...
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Awwww
he's retarted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Nice day for a White Wookie.
WWWWWWooooo kie.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Blame Billy Idol
Blame it on the boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Poor old Bubbs...
...it hasn't been a good day for him, what with being a junkie in Baltimore and all.

If you don't know what this is about it's scary fan art
(Troutbiscuits, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know what this is about
but I like the image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ta very much,
I'm quite pleased with it. It's a character called Bubbles from a televison programme called The Wire.

/continuity announce from 1958
(Troutbiscuits, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# that was a pretty good show.
 
GOOD AND GRITTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Poor Bubbles :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Lovely he's a nice character.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)

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