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# just cos there is shit on the board
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Well wipe it off then!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# then i would have to wash my hanky!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# MRYXMS LOL
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# MRYXMS reply
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# OH shitting yes!
This is brill!
But makes me want to ski even more :(
8 days!!!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# is that a real excue?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# are you a real person????
:D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# noes
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# no one liked this
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# that made me sick up a little bit
no.... this is wrong...you aren't real....
*head asplodes*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
these always tickle me
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# then wheres yours?
huh? i wanna see now!!!!!
:DEH
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *rushes off to staples for components*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
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(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
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(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yay and a happy christmas to you too :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# wtf
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yay!
Another spam account to add to my ignore list!

Thanks! You shouldn't have!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i don't even bother ignoring them
a spammer very rarely posts twice
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# this^
and its fun seeing the nonsense posted in the thread :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hey you new mesmo quack film immenent (sp?)
and merry thingy and happy stuff!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oo sounds good
i'll be looking forward to it :¬)

sherry christmas and a happy new fear
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# woooo!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# cungt off you fuck
badger
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# in the cunting fuck
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# with added off
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and a side order of fuck
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# not forgetting the fucking fuck off you fuck
with fuckiong christmas fucking fuck offs bells on fucking top
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you big fucking fuck
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# CUNT
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# don't waste your ire
they are not real
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# HMM you could have said that sooner :/
i have pretty much spent all of mine

edit : felt good tho
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Does make me feel better though
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It's a non-emotional bot mate
think of Hoth
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# harumphhhhh!
:(first time sad sign
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I would recomand this
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Unwanted present.


(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT!
or need
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRY!
NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!!!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Yay My first ignored person!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this is my first vector,its a bit shoddy as i did it without any tutorial
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, it's shit
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Very merry xmas???


(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# fucking superb
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# carry on.


(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# no it's not shoddy!
it's woo! nice job rrh.
and merry winterfestivemastival!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Very nice!
And yay for Star Wars vectors! :D

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# now thats a whooper
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# wow thats good
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha its a trooper :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Super trooper
Lights are gonna blind me
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# no abba here
fun day?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aye.
Been to work though!
Had too much chocolate!
and not enough turkey or beer
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I had pork and only 4 beers so far
But I dont really feel like getting smashed
I could eat alot more cauliflower cheese tho :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Harold Pinter's Dead?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hmmmm where have i seen this before???
hmmmmm.......
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
are you being serious? is he really?
sorry if i offended you, xmas drunkness
*necks yet more booze*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# who gives a fuck what you think, cunto?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# cunto!!!???
cheers that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day!
and you are?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# a banana
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# nananananana
Batman!
yay!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# so you're batman?!!?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# then eat something
ffs thats just like you that is.....always thiking about your stomach.....typical.....*walks of muttering* youth of today etc etc.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Yep.
www.b3ta.com/board/9050293

*Public service announcement*
And, please, remeber to roast turkeys, not peas this Christmas.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# oh shut the fuck up and learn
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Bodyform for yooooooouuuuuuu.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I like the contours myself
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Apparently so!


(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# get fucked ;)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# You made me run to the beeb news site!!
When I say run I mean click.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I have always loved you
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# he might not be-check his pulse again
:)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Being a dick?
being a dick.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# why would ou expect anything else?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# 'Santa' gunman in fatal LA attack!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Just joinin in...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *gives up and goes to watch wallace and gromit*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *will also be watching wallace and gromit*
But happy Christmas mate :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Did you see Were Rabbit earlier?
I hadn't seen it before, but it was ace :D

Merry Christmas to you and yours sir! And to all the animals at the Zoo :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It bored me so much
that I considered choking on my own vomit for something to do.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# What?
You sir are evil! And that is why you live in Switzerland ;)

Merry Christmas sir!

I loved the little bunny wabbits :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# merry chrimbo you!
how was dinner?
mine was nyomptious but riverghosts was better!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Mine was ace!
Just me my mum and her husband, a 6 kilo turkey, 3 kilo ham, enough pigs in blankets to choke a large pony, plenty of Sage and Onion, and no Brussel Sprouts. Not because I dont like them mind, just because my mum refused to cook them properly as she does every year!

What did you have in God's own country?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Sprouts are sooo underrated
They're boiled to death and taste like shite! Parboil them, and sautee them with butter, black pepper and bacon. Taste fantastic!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Exactement!
I myself quite love them finely sliced, and then tossed in a bowl with cooked lardons.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I seem to have forgotten to mention that they were meant to be sliced:P
Schools! An evil regime set up to spread bad propaganda about shrouts!

EDIT: I didn't touch sweetcorn or beetroot until I was about 20 as the crap I got as school was tinned or pickled!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ha!
It isn't schools that are the problem. It is just the history of the roast in GB. It absolutely sucks! I did mean raw though. I fucking love raw sprouts!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I've heard that.
Never tried it though. THere's a new channel 4 food fight again this Jan which will be interesting seeing the changes it made to the food industry last years.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# REALLY!!!!!
Is it a proper food fight? can i play? I have a freezer full of frozen pheasants, and i reckon a spout tree would make quite a formidable weapon! oooohhh fun times!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you silly moo:P
It's like the one they did last year that almost halved the sales of battery raided chicken in the UK.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# batterry raidededs chicknyoms!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 16 to a square meter!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# truly a shit way to treat animals
i only eat free range and we have our own hens too, battery rescues, i hate the way they turn living things into a proper soulless factory process.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# gooset goosey gander, venison
pigs in blankets, apricot and pistachio stuffing so many types of nyom! with my bro' my mum, my sis and one of my best mates! it were lush! all of the wins!

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# And merry christmas to you, sir!
Rabbits are best stewed...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not the ones in that!
They are best viewed!

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Oh for a christmas pudding...
But they're all 500 miles away...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# STALKER!!!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Merry christmas geezer!
Hope you are having a lovely one!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, come on. It needn't come to that.
This is a funny picture, and there are some other funny pictures you haven't even seen yet lurking somewhere nearby...
Stay with us. I'm listening to Hawkwind's 'Space Ritual' and wishing I had access to drugez.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# W & G FTW!
Oh Hai micto and b3ta!



Also woo!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Great job, Santa: that was one in a million!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I do have to say:
Drunken Aussies to the left of me.
Drunken Aussies to the right of me.
Drunken Aussies in front of me.
Vollied and chundered.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ..here I am
*boogies*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I thinmk it was more bundies that boogies:P
Oh the evening has just been completed. SOmeone just done the elephant impression!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Heh
sounds like i'm better off here then; you been running that hotel today?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Naaa not officially
But I've popped down to have a drink with the reprebates.

EDIT: THe truely tragic thing is the Burger King across the road has been packed all day! How pathetic is that?!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Guess some people are cheap
not a religious person myself, but love the tradition and the excuse to drink and eat lots with loved ones, and genuinely notice a sense of goodwill between people; not entirely sure how this can be replicated in a Burger King

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Well I've seen their adds for their festive menu
Burger with bacon and cheese. How festive is that?!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# pigs in blankets innit
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That's just the customers!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# LOLS
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# not as festive as this
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# When you say had...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# oh good old rg!
i like the way your mind works
yeah i stuffed a cock up it's clacker valve!
what did you have for festivedinnermass?
and how many types of nyom did it have?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Lamb curry:P
Did it gobble for you?:P
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# nah it was a goose!
silly! I gobbled though, was I bad?
lamb curry ftw though, i get so bored with crappy posh roasts at xmas. In fact tonight I could have murdered a thai green, yummmm......
*starts salivating* in fact I still could.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well I don't really have the numbers for a Xmas dinner
I can count the members of my family on my forefinger.

I do cook a mean Christmas Dinner though. People actually want to eat my sprouts!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I've seen worse tyyypos.
But the truly tragic thing is the general standard of spelling here. Listen, young man! Just cos you're off work, that doesn't mean tou're allowed to let the basics slip!

*EDIT* haha, I let teh basics slip! "you're", of course. The other errors were inntental.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I proudly stand by my spelling and think it's damn good for someone that has had two bottles of champaigne and a bottle and a half of wine!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I salute your indefatigability
and am gradually beginning to realise that I've got to trek to the offie if I'm going to get properly off my face.
Bought 16 tins yesterday evening, got two left, and I'm not even drunk enough to go on b3ta yet.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Fucking lightweight:P
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# you sir are a shandy! and considering your extreme dislike
of illiteracy, not a very good speller either!
:D merry xmas! how was dinner?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Ma Hearow
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Minimal, thankyou.
You're right, though; I can't stand illllitercecyness. It's horrible.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# pfft-you're surrounded
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha well done on being drunk :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# *songs the Record Breakers dedication song*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# :D
I want to be skiing now :(
Stupid waiting :(
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *dedalidl-lidl-lidls to the Ski Sunday music=
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# now lets blow this thing
and go home
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# never seen star wars-but i seen top gear
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Beep beep all you want . . . you ain't gettin' past . . .
life in the fast lane !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# heh heh -STIG would be past by now
:D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Baby you can drive my car
Beep beep mmm beep beep yeah!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# toot toot
all beeps welcome here:D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Ah, that day's bandwagon seems just like yesterday :)


Much fun
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
time flies:)long live bandwagons
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Haaaahahahaaaaa . . . is that why you called it tuesday ?
Mind boggling to say the least !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It was a Tuesday, two or three years ago
before the dark times; before CS3 and image ready being merged together, completely fucking me up :(

I have not been able to make a gif since


(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Thanx for the tip . . . I'm stickin' with CS2 . . . with the splits . . .
I make mine in shop . . . but use ready to rearrange at times . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I keep meaning to get a copy off amazon
but the price is still pretty high for something now 'superseded' by CS4
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I was taken aback by the merge but I now find it
so much easier just using CS3 and Save to Web and Devices...

Although opening GIFs is a pain with CS3 so I still have ImageReady CS2 loaded to import gifs.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# A pain?
I find it simply impossible, what's your method maiden?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Well just the same as Image Ready
Create your layers then from the Windows Menu select Animation ensure that you click the little icon at the bottom right of the Animation Palette "Convert to Animation Frames" which takes you out of the Timeline Palette for Video. then animate as you would in ImageReady then Save for Web and Devices and optimise just like ImageReady.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Cheers for that, i'll give it go when my brain isn't quite so hammered :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# indeed ;)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Ha!
I'll click that again for my rolly spilling on my lovely Mac keyboard
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Repost from April 2007:
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# The new Honda NSX versus the Incom T-65 X-Wing
IN A DRAG RACE. WOOF!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# NEW EPISODE -COMING SOON
:)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Really wish my employers'd let me see this pic,
cos just "never seen star wars-but i seen top gear" made me laugh anyway
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Run the address through this matey :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That is pretty handy !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Ah, lovely. Took me a few minutes, but I worked it out in the end. Thank you, J. The internet will now be nice to you.
And, belatedly, woo to da gif!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# merci monsieur
:)nicely non-grumpy
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# That Russell T Davies is a right perv. Putting these ideas in young people's heads.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Just had to go and ask . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# The bastard telly IMPLIED it (what? what?), and all the eyes in the room immediately locked on me.
OK, I'm a smartarse, but not when trapped in a family situation! Don't come to me for comment, I didn't ask to be here...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Keep up the good stuff and give'em what they get !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# that's not all he's putting in young people's heads
/squick blog
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# R
I
S
?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# This
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Wot!?
And someone needs to PUT pervy ideas in young people's heads now!? Not in my day...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] bbc

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I hope he hasn't been speighting in expectation of seeing him
this could lead to badness
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# this kind?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Well hung !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# it'll take ages for the police to find him
:D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# oh god
i'm going to hull!!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# haha oh dear oh dear
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# In spite of no Speight in sight . . . the inspite is frigtening . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] They're going in...
.. and they're going in full throttle:



(Luke has dibs on the Black & Decker power converter, so hands off.)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I do hope they go in head first !
This is not a drill !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Looks like typical Ikea instructions
I sense they may be there for a while
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# long time since last one


Previously: # 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Aahaaaahahaha . . . more than Santa's ass is on fire !
Hotty Chritmix to you too !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ta! :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Haha! Love it.
Merry Christmas :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Happy Hanuka :)
me being jewish and all
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# In that case . . . enjoy your hot Minora . . . it's on fire too !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Choke this down
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha that's awful!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# haha :)
...choking on turkey now thanks to that!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Cough that mess up !
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha
QUICK, PAT HIM ON THE BACK VADER!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# haha - is that a croissant?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Coughing up warp wrapped gifts !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Woo
and that's just reminded about Doctor Who

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Doctor who?
*sigh*
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Bridge of ___*sighs*___ . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Nothing quite like a new Who done it !
Enjoy the joy !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# yay!!! nice on chap.
right and now i'll be off to watch the doctor so at least i know what everyone will be moaning about later, too silly, too camp, too pretend, too much playing it for laughs, too much bubble gum kids telly light entertaining etc. etc.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Great . . . and I'm about to watch Dr. No . . .
for the umpteenth time . . . at least something's on . . . Jingle On !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Dr Who etc etc etc.
I want to watch starwars now.
I don't undersand the joke either sorry ._.
Also, heres one from a cracker earlier 'How do you get two whales in a car? Over the Severn bridge'

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It's a Kaminoan . . . get it now ?
Bridge over troubled whales . . .
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# nicely
i hope some o'them are chocolates...mmmmmmm
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Fudge !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Hahah
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Happy boxes to you . . . Clan !
Enjoy your enjoyment !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Merry Christmas sir :]
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# mutilated Ince play


He was nice to me after I posted it on his myspace profile, and said he was impressed by my work! Actually my photoshop skills suck ten billions kinds of suck, but as I'm desperately looking for any kind of not-horrible job right now, I just said thanks (and took a screenshot of his comment for my CV ...obviously).
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# may just say welcome
and a merry yule new person.

no idea what the image is about but that really doesn't matter a jot, welcome.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ho-ho-ho
thx old person :)
merry gimp mask to you & everyone else here too!
the original play is (was) this:
Click here to view original image.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
#
right, so paul ince writes plays and you are now messing about on here, what ever happened to the good old days when footballers just retired to run pubs.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Robin
Ince
(you knew that though, right?)
p.s. my justification is/was Christmas. Did I not get away with that?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# 'fraid not
i can just about cope with telly and films, plays is a whole different ball game, as is football, about which i'm also mostly ignorant.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Robin Ince
He's on the telly too...
...even did Richard & Judy I hear!!! :O
If you want to smell his iPoos, he is on: myspace.com/robinince
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I'd just fist him
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Welcome. Also:
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# thx
:]
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Q&D but ho hum
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Haha
Happy Christmas.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# woo
on another note...harold Pinter popped his clogs today.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# that's rather sad
although i must admit i thought he was dead anyway :(
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# He died yesterday.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# seems i was almost right
and happy noel to you too sir.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Joyeux Noel to you too.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I just saw that on the news :(
He was quite brilliant, farewell chap
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haha
christmas screech no less:D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# indeed it is
and a fine one it was too, gawd bless 'er
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# This tickles me to no end !
Happy Happy Joy Joy !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
A fine Queen's speech, it swelled me with emotion
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# do i detect a hint of sarcasm there young man?
would have been better with some les i must admit, but what's a gal to do.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# From me? I'll have that mob over a President anyday
just for the sense of tradition; plus they're cheaper



(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# good man
i love the bit where it just says The Queen, the national anthem kicks in and i have a tear in my eye, yes the national anthem really does bring a tear to my eye, i love being british.

would probably equally love being any nationality but im happy with the one i was born with
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I've often thought there should be a national anthem world council, where the true power rests
Us, Germany, Russia, the United States, Liechtenstein, and France would be permanent members on account of the rest of the world's national anthems being shit; they can sit as temporary members on a rotating basis much like the security council

not entirely sure what purpose it would serve
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Can't say I've ever listened to a complete Queens' speech.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# but surely you have to at least pretend to be interested in those bars?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# les vs liz
super-wicked-cool
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# First I have to say this picture turned out wrongly.


Secondly, have a happy Christmas!

Have a couple of christmas puds.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yvette Fielding's let herself go...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ooh . . . I don't know about that . . .
there is something about those eyes that . . . draw me in ! ____Merry Happy____
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# thats rather creepy! Woo!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Have you got nothing better to do than be on b3ta on christmas day?
me neither.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I is gonna has some pudding now :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I've got some quality street as we speak, and a box of pringles that need openeing.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I remember once when I was desperate...
...and I had to draw my own porn, too.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Merry christmas
I got a DS game oh the joy..
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Red Hot Chilli Pepper's have let themselves go...
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Now you're cookin' !
Fun have it have !
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] just remembered I have psp at my folks'

don't worry, I'm only here for a couple more days
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# They're not called folks, they're called 'rents.
Woo!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I wouldn't mind renting your folks
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I've already rent your folks.
In twain!









In the nude!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I rent your folks
in Spain
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I rented your folks in Spain, in the rain.
They were mainly very plain indeed.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# that's rubbish
"ordinary" would have been much better
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# There's nothing ordinary about my
flaming sword.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# then all demons base and the human race will be thrust together and not talk about the weather
Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare and Robert Holmes all rolled into one
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a repost,so ill place it here and compo it :)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Humbug!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
moid?

oh, I get it now
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# takes one to know one!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I can't wait for the shops to re-open
am so very bored ;)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You can shop online
Or just eat more mince pies.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Online shmonline.
I need plasters. Reckon I'll find a place doing same day delivery at 4pm on Christmas day?

I rubbed a silver nitrate pen on my wart, and now a large area of my hand has turned black and necrotic. My Bulgarian neighbours may be frightened by the site of my rotting flesh, and yet I am supposed to meet them early tomorrow to help the daughter with a project. She has nice tits. What can I do?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Can't you just crepe bandage over it?
Say you burnt yourself on the oven or something. Or rescuing kittens.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It's a
shame they're not from Japan, or I could simply pretend that giant fighting robots had caused it with gay-gun splash-damage. ...But yeah, thanks for the crepe advice.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# send the daughter to me?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh, Christmas trees!"


Happy Winterval afternoon everybody!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# oooh now THAT's a tree!
Happy end of year madness!
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Nah mate...
This is a tree:

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Woo!
I like this :D
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# "just grab the balls and swing"
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# nicely done
\o/
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

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