It was made in a bandwagonning moment and is rather crap.
Yours at least attempts a pun, mine is merely tuap.
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Yours at least attempts a pun, mine is merely tuap.
What do you base this thoroughly left-field opinion on?
It does go against almost all educated histories.
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It does go against almost all educated histories.
Until then, he didn't and science over rules every thing
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Science and Jesus are not mutually exclusive.
His body is either long gone or, if you are a Christian, in heaven.
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His body is either long gone or, if you are a Christian, in heaven.
in the world not only did he exist but there are shit loads of them left alive today.
Further more in an infinite universe the law of probability makes it infinitely improbable
that there aren't an infinite amounts of Jesusi doing everything imaginable somewhere.
Always have been always will be because time is infinite too.
edit : bada fuckin' bing
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Further more in an infinite universe the law of probability makes it infinitely improbable
that there aren't an infinite amounts of Jesusi doing everything imaginable somewhere.
Always have been always will be because time is infinite too.
edit : bada fuckin' bing
Jesus existed, but not as the Son of God.
I just think he was an immensely good magician with a group of people obsessed with his tricks.
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I just think he was an immensely good magician with a group of people obsessed with his tricks.
An ability we are all born with, but modern convenience has caused this ability to atrophy.
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concur that the 'Jesus' myths/legends are based on numerous
characters and events throughout early history.
The liklihood of a single individual being 'Jesus' is very low...
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characters and events throughout early history.
The liklihood of a single individual being 'Jesus' is very low...
but please don't try and tell me there's a god who's in control of everything
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who each control allot of things but they cant control infinity that would be too time consuming even for supernatural ideologies.
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The likelihood that a single Jesus was ALL of those characters is low, but the central Jesus is likely to be one man, with the actions of othors later attributed to him.
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Not terribly good, sadly.
I do not care whether one believes that Jesus was God or not, the fact that a man existed who was believed to be powerful at least around 30 years after his death is pretty fucking certain.
I love the way his list of historians exclude any who write about the life of Jesus. That kind of helps a lot with his theories, but they are not really very scientific, but borne from a desire to show that Jesus did not exist.
There is the possibility that Jesus was a name selected for its common touch, after the event, but the man existed - too many people followed his name too soon after his reported death for him to be entirely a myth, regardless of the documented evidence of his life (including his birth).
I do doubt a lot of the scripture (for example, the young boy at the temple) but not that there was a man who was preaching at the time who had his acts recorded and is our modern Christ.
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I do not care whether one believes that Jesus was God or not, the fact that a man existed who was believed to be powerful at least around 30 years after his death is pretty fucking certain.
I love the way his list of historians exclude any who write about the life of Jesus. That kind of helps a lot with his theories, but they are not really very scientific, but borne from a desire to show that Jesus did not exist.
There is the possibility that Jesus was a name selected for its common touch, after the event, but the man existed - too many people followed his name too soon after his reported death for him to be entirely a myth, regardless of the documented evidence of his life (including his birth).
I do doubt a lot of the scripture (for example, the young boy at the temple) but not that there was a man who was preaching at the time who had his acts recorded and is our modern Christ.
jesus was real, man
I just don't hold with the [contentious text removed because I *really* can't be arsed with it all]ers.
:D
oh, and to paraphrase, I very much like Jesus, Christians should try to be like him.
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I just don't hold with the [contentious text removed because I *really* can't be arsed with it all]ers.
:D
oh, and to paraphrase, I very much like Jesus, Christians should try to be like him.
ineedtouseupmygeekpointsbeforetheendoftheyear
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but you know what people are like at christmas. Do they call him Anakin, or Vader? What is the correct etiquette?
best be on the safe side, and plump for Darth. it covers everything then.
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best be on the safe side, and plump for Darth. it covers everything then.
I hear you like crap like this.

I think it complies to the stuff in the FAQ; please correct me if I've cocked up. Optimisation is still a bit of a novelty to me.
PS: Sorry it's not a squirrel.
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I think it complies to the stuff in the FAQ; please correct me if I've cocked up. Optimisation is still a bit of a novelty to me.
PS: Sorry it's not a squirrel.
So that's where I've been going wrong!!
Hang on... I'll be right back. Just going to wash out these glasses and fill them with mutilated mammaries.
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Hang on... I'll be right back. Just going to wash out these glasses and fill them with mutilated mammaries.
Also, new person, you appear to have produced a successful first post, applause. One minor thing, photobucket isn't the greatest host because if your images get very popular it has a bandwidth limit hissy fit.
Personally I use b3tards.
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Personally I use b3tards.
mainly because of the hunk on the front
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has a flash gallery and all sorts of cool things
if you click "my images" it takes you to a wizard who does everything for you.
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if you click "my images" it takes you to a wizard who does everything for you.
... that this lassie is indeed the one responsible for that godawful song.
Maybe I should make one of Rihanna being stabbed with an umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ella.
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Maybe I should make one of Rihanna being stabbed with an umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ella.
T'was actually Kelis:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUkmERKA4
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uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUkmERKA4
I mean- this image came up (several times) when I asked Mr Google for a picture of Kelis. She just looks different because her hair can now fit through a doorway.
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my only teeny crit' would be the text is a wee bit too fast in firefox, i'm old and i can't keep up with it.
welcome a/board
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welcome a/board
anim's do tend to run quicker in firefox than in ie for some bizarre far too geeky reason, i tend to find the opposite happens to mine as i always preview them in firefox, played in ie they always seem too slow.
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pull up a chair, shop a kitten and kiss goodbye to any sort of social life you once had.
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He'll be growing breastage next

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That's it really.
Can you shop something now please?
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:30,
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Can you shop something now please?
but I agree its not as impressive as it should be
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Do you mind if I stick a question here?
Does anyone have a link to that story that was on the newsletter ages ago. The story the guy told about some form of laxative he took, it was really lengthy and hilarious. I NEED to show it to a mate and several precise google searches have turned up nothing. Anyone help?
Woo again.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:31,
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Does anyone have a link to that story that was on the newsletter ages ago. The story the guy told about some form of laxative he took, it was really lengthy and hilarious. I NEED to show it to a mate and several precise google searches have turned up nothing. Anyone help?
Woo again.
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue290/
Not sure if the link is still active.
"site:www.b3ta.com/newsletter [query]" is your searchy friend.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:33,
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Not sure if the link is still active.
"site:www.b3ta.com/newsletter [query]" is your searchy friend.
you racist, it is very non-religion specific holiday-y
well done
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well done
Woo to your shoppery skills.
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or surtoise
or sortle
or seripin?
EDIT: Your edit has made my post look retarded, thanks
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:12,
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or sortle
or seripin?
EDIT: Your edit has made my post look retarded, thanks
edit : I mean a frail
edit 2 : yes theSHALROTH hath named him a frail
www.b3ta.com/board/8683678
thus your will be the snog
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edit 2 : yes theSHALROTH hath named him a frail
www.b3ta.com/board/8683678
thus your will be the snog
poor prodigy is gonna miss the piss-up with the lurgy :~(
*passes alcoholic medicine*
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:13,
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*passes alcoholic medicine*
then you'll get bummed for bumming someones thread
nazis incomming!
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nazis incomming!
But I didn't want to suggest it was mine...
I just cba to shop it.
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I just cba to shop it.
a common mistake.
they demand original "work" such as lovely squirrels. *starts to shake*
edit : *regains control*
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they demand original "work" such as lovely squirrels. *starts to shake*
edit : *regains control*
I don't get it either...
Furry woman really don't do it for me.
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Furry woman really don't do it for me.
she's less likely to run away or ask for a drink first then, isn't she?
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:28,
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are you posting my pictures and pretending that they are yours?
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:53,
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b3ta.com/board/9058512
Which is obviously hilarious
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:41,
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Which is obviously hilarious
But I'll bet you, if I pearoast my gif below in six years time, someone will have noticed...
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:55,
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Im going to make chicken and leek and mushroom soup shortly
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When to Whittards before they shut, just hoping that the one in Reading stays.
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buy yourself a swingball and go and play outdoors, with a friend
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If your IQ reaches 80, you should sell.
/sorry, unecessarily harsh there. I'm having a p*sser of a day.
I have no idea about such games, why not go to a dedicated gaming site and read reviews on it
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:23,
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/sorry, unecessarily harsh there. I'm having a p*sser of a day.
I have no idea about such games, why not go to a dedicated gaming site and read reviews on it
And ALL I could think of was "The Great Brarchitect"
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The plot is "Here are some zombies. They want to kill you. Don't let them." so if you're after something a bit deeper this might not be the game for you.
The multiplaying is great. The single player is essentially training really, and I imagine it could get boring, but playing it with some mates or over the internet is lots of fun.
There are only four campaigns, but this weird "AI Director" thing means it will never be the same. Different enemeies, different weapons, different places each time you play it through.
Good fun.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:24,
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The multiplaying is great. The single player is essentially training really, and I imagine it could get boring, but playing it with some mates or over the internet is lots of fun.
There are only four campaigns, but this weird "AI Director" thing means it will never be the same. Different enemeies, different weapons, different places each time you play it through.
Good fun.
the single player is a practice run for the multiplayer side of things
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:27,
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It's bloody good fun. There's bugger all plot. it's basically a zombie flick that you get to play through. Even the first level loading screen is a poster for the movie you're in.
As zeltergiset said, it's all about the multiplayer really. First you play the Survivors, which can be a very intense experience, then you get to play as the special Infected, which is a great way of letting off steam (and indulging your sadistic side). There are only 2 maps for Versus Multiplayer at the mo (Only one of which ever seems to be played), but I expect more will be added as time goes by. There are 4 maps for co-op, but that's just you and 3 others against the AI, and not as much fun.
It's one of those games you'll either keep coming back to, or play twice then abandon.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:36,
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As zeltergiset said, it's all about the multiplayer really. First you play the Survivors, which can be a very intense experience, then you get to play as the special Infected, which is a great way of letting off steam (and indulging your sadistic side). There are only 2 maps for Versus Multiplayer at the mo (Only one of which ever seems to be played), but I expect more will be added as time goes by. There are 4 maps for co-op, but that's just you and 3 others against the AI, and not as much fun.
It's one of those games you'll either keep coming back to, or play twice then abandon.
You'll often get one numpty on a team of 4, but I've found some good Steam-mates through it.
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It's a bit of a shame that everyone else is concentrating on tearing lumps out of the Left4Dead poster above.
Good stuff like this deserves more attention
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:28,
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Good stuff like this deserves more attention
I was wondering if I'd been put on 'ignore' by the rest of the board...
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:38,
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What's the source? Looks vaguely like my part of the world.
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How about two European Swallows carrying it on a vine between them?
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your image size is way too big
edit: two sheets of thin plywood, wrap the thing in a bit of bubble wrap and pop between, use large square dowel to keep it from being squashed, and parcel tape, then wang the whole thing in a padded envelope
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edit: two sheets of thin plywood, wrap the thing in a bit of bubble wrap and pop between, use large square dowel to keep it from being squashed, and parcel tape, then wang the whole thing in a padded envelope
The piece is about 24" across and 32" long.
Actually, I believe they're coming through my area in a month or so. I may just attach it to a sheet of plywood and let them carry it home that way- I don't trust the postal service with something this delicate.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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Actually, I believe they're coming through my area in a month or so. I may just attach it to a sheet of plywood and let them carry it home that way- I don't trust the postal service with something this delicate.
isn't it?
But, lovely, yes...tell us a little about how you made it.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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But, lovely, yes...tell us a little about how you made it.
was not simple.
The vines are made of bronze brazing rod that I bent into those curves using a paint can and a large beer bottle for templates. I got them to lay flat, then laid them out on the table until I liked how they curved. I then brazed them together at the top, leaving one a bit longer so I could bend the loop it hangs from.
I cut the leaves using a bandsaw that I bought online that has a diamond blade and a water feed. I discovered that I could draw the shapes on the glass and nest them so I got a lot of leaves out of one small chunk of glass- in fact, all of it was scraps from previous projects.
I used the copper foil and solder method and foiled them all and tinned them with the solder,then laid the vines out on my work surface and soldered the leaves onto it. You'll note that some of the leaves touch- they give it structural stability.
The little red round things are those flattened marbles you get at a craft store. I used my grinder to rough the edges so it could hold the foil, then soldered them like the leaves.
All told- probably about 20 hours of work, I would guess.
And a lot of beer.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:39,
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The vines are made of bronze brazing rod that I bent into those curves using a paint can and a large beer bottle for templates. I got them to lay flat, then laid them out on the table until I liked how they curved. I then brazed them together at the top, leaving one a bit longer so I could bend the loop it hangs from.
I cut the leaves using a bandsaw that I bought online that has a diamond blade and a water feed. I discovered that I could draw the shapes on the glass and nest them so I got a lot of leaves out of one small chunk of glass- in fact, all of it was scraps from previous projects.
I used the copper foil and solder method and foiled them all and tinned them with the solder,then laid the vines out on my work surface and soldered the leaves onto it. You'll note that some of the leaves touch- they give it structural stability.
The little red round things are those flattened marbles you get at a craft store. I used my grinder to rough the edges so it could hold the foil, then soldered them like the leaves.
All told- probably about 20 hours of work, I would guess.
And a lot of beer.
I'm currently finishing off a brass model here. I might post some pics up when done. I do like this though - I wasn't aware how you could foil the edges. Interesting.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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If you foil light colored glass where you can see the inside of it, get the black backed stuff so the bright copper doesn't show.
I applied it along the edges (the foil is adhesive), then folded the edges over onto the surfaces, then burnished it with the body of a Sharpie pen. But the glass has to be slightly ground for the foil to stick to it- it'll just slip off of smooth glass.
I also used a patina to darken the solder and make it grey.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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I applied it along the edges (the foil is adhesive), then folded the edges over onto the surfaces, then burnished it with the body of a Sharpie pen. But the glass has to be slightly ground for the foil to stick to it- it'll just slip off of smooth glass.
I also used a patina to darken the solder and make it grey.
And very nice it is too.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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See? I can do more than write!
Still can't photoshop, though...
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:49,
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Still can't photoshop, though...
And yes the size is fine but you shouldn't really need to ask.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:46,
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so I'm not always quite up on the proper size of images. I know it's posted in the FAQ somewhere, but I always forget the size. The original posting of it was the size my camera shot it.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:51,
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Just messing. Hi Loon, hope you are having a frank and productive Wintervall holiday
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:58,
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At work, not so much- I've run out of things to do and the boss won't be in until Monday. But as you can see, I've been busting my arse at home a bit...
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:03,
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Anyhoo, i'm off. Happy New Year...looking forward to more of your QOTW answers in 2009.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:34,
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Windows is fine.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:00,
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it'd be slow
my computer is slow!
SLOW!
SLOW YOU UNDERSTAND?
SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S L O W
UNFAST
NOTQUICK
I never mentioned windows, you frenchman! :D
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:08,
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my computer is slow!
SLOW!
SLOW YOU UNDERSTAND?
SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S L O W
UNFAST
NOTQUICK
I never mentioned windows, you frenchman! :D
Gnops vs Spongs, this needs to be a fight on TV Burp.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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You still would even with that huge under bite? The cull puppies to breed that sort of deformity out of many dog breeds.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:49,
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I'm easy to please...
Female - Check
Tits - Check
Not fat - Check
Winner!
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:18,
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Female - Check
Tits - Check
Not fat - Check
Winner!
They need custom-made Jimmy Choos.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:53,
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From a huuuuge bottle of wine. That could mean perhaps her feet are normally-sized, but she has a small body (and furniture).
Ever thought of that? Well, have you?
Happy New Year everybody.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:00,
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Ever thought of that? Well, have you?
Happy New Year everybody.
edit: i now see what you're getting at, and i am perplexed why you give a fuck if i tell someone that their mate is a cock, if he is indeed a cock.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:20,
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but rather that it wasn't particularly pleasant, because I liked the movie, and thought that the response was a little harsh. Surely someone as firmly-rooted in b3ta as you who also produces his own work for scrutiny wouldn't appreciate someone replying as callously as you, no?
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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means i'm not allowed to think it's shit?
don't bother replying, i can't be arsed to have this pointless debate
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:32,
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don't bother replying, i can't be arsed to have this pointless debate
How could I have been so foolish as to pick you up for objecting to something I like?
Don't be such a righteous tool. It was just harsh, whether or not your views may be right.
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:34,
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Don't be such a righteous tool. It was just harsh, whether or not your views may be right.
i've just been to links and lets be honest anyone and i mean anyone that plays with one of those silly guitar hero games looks a cock, as i imagine do most wiii waving things around folk.
b3ta YOU ALL LOOK LIKE COCKS
edit/ and don't even start me on anyone who has ever played air guitar, castrate them now
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Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:36,
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b3ta YOU ALL LOOK LIKE COCKS
edit/ and don't even start me on anyone who has ever played air guitar, castrate them now
by pig's ear i mean nice job
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