roflespfft
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:14,
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Hahaha, nicely!To prevent a threadrush, I'll pop this in here
Not only has Ron Asheton (Stooges guitarist) died, but Kraftwerk have split up. Bad times for music fans. :(
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:18,
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Not only has Ron Asheton (Stooges guitarist) died, but Kraftwerk have split up. Bad times for music fans. :(
yeah, sad about Ronbut shit man, all Kraftwerk do these days is stand around with their laptops.
Better off listening to the old records.. and that goes for the Stooges reunion, too
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:20,
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maybe, but I'd still have paid to see them (Kraftwerk)And I'd rather they were still together with the potential of releasing something new, rather than no chance at all.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:25,
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they were here in November, but I just didn't have the cash to spare.not a cheap gig.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:30,
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Bollocksthat totally passed me by, not that I would have had the cash either
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:41,
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here = Aucklandmaybe other Pacific shows too, not sure.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:25,
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Noooooo!I'm glad I saw them live - didn't realise it would be the last time. They were fantastic...
(
enceladus,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:21,
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apparently the news is just on a fansite at the momentso let's hope it's just a rumour...
( enceladus,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:35,
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heheblimey, that was my first post of 2009.
Happy New Year ev'rybody!
(Happy New Year ev'rybody!
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:47,
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superhere is a toaster thats not good enough for its own thread
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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I still think its super Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:14,
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Hahahahahaha printmeister's Gaza post is amazing, why has it not been FPed?
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:15,
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one from the archives
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:15,
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hmmmit seems that click for bigger is actually click for same size!! I cant read that!!
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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eating clay: the new hangover remedy?PICA PICA PICA
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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MY POKEMANS:
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:04,
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why is he trying to eat a hermit crabs shell?woo :)
(
arrangedletters,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:02,
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bokor what ever it is you kids say these days
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:08,
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i think the word you're looking for is donk.even if you're not, i'll put a donk on 'it' anyhow.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:12,
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THAT'S SICK THAT MATE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:14,
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I would rather you didnt Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:32,
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You mean lab candidate surely?;D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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*sigh*And it's not even Tuesday!
edit: But awesome lurking!
(edit: But awesome lurking!
Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:36,
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Nice lurkage..
591 days. 1 post.
Can't wait for 20-Aug-2010 and your next outing...
.
(591 days. 1 post.
Can't wait for 20-Aug-2010 and your next outing...
.
Linbox has a serious dunk habit,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:36,
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SKENGhello, and woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:39,
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has anyone done 'just for ming'?
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:43,
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it's all yours mate god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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hahaha even Jolly Jack got in on the Ming fest this afternoon
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:52,
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What isthe menging of this? Welcome!
And a happy New Year, all...
(And a happy New Year, all...
enceladus,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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edit:Charity advert? Compo-able?
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:08,
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[You've made me real-lol!damn fine combination of topics there. oh, "and to hull with you!" ;) ]
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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huh, I thought it was 250k, ignore mewoot GM!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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It is if a meg is 770k!which it's not, ignore me aswell.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO ON THE BOARD AT HOME ANY MORE WITH MY DIALUP AND SHIT Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:07,
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*Makes an airbourne fist*Vegetable rights and peace!
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:13,
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shut up you bloody hippy.
.
/Vivian
(.
/Vivian
Linbox has a serious dunk habit,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:44,
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Personally...I am massively in favour of GM...
But that's besides the point. Woo and arf!
(But that's besides the point. Woo and arf!
The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising...,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:03,
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I think you need to state whichGM you're in favour of.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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hehehe - bay 12, please (in Apone voice) taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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I can't believe they made a sequel.
de-ris
and a bit shit too, cyas
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:58,
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oh deari saw this film at the cinema,
Beautiful silly frenchman.
(Beautiful silly frenchman.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:00,
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It's beyond epicwaaaaaay beyond epic.
What comes after epic?
(What comes after epic?
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:47,
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Could be... could be... SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:56,
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the moral of the story?there's no moral, it's just a bunch of stuff that happened in order
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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the moral of the story is OBVIOUSLY'get your flaps trimmed or you'll catch aids in them'
jesus. do i have to spell EVERYTHING out?
she was a VIRGIN you heartless BASTARD
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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jesus. do i have to spell EVERYTHING out?
she was a VIRGIN you heartless BASTARD
yes you donow spell out antidisestablishmentarianism
go on
(go on
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:49,
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right, and that's how communism is started discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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Brown girl's goatse'd ringtra la la la la
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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ClaireSweeney ?
(Well it looks just like her !)
((Well it looks just like her !)
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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it may sound strange but you will love the things I can do with it. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Advertising the Unusual"){kind=small}
awake fully refreshed and without uncomfortable bloating..
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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HeheGuinness is the only market rival.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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I'll take ten!
(
Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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A new challenge suggestion
Allow me this repost to pimp my challenge suggestion: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post340505
I think this is a good idea because
a) it's topical
b) it's fairly general
c) I think b3ta's at its best when it's just short of the line
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:30,
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I like that idea.But about 7/8s of the entries will be Gazza/Gaza I expect.
( zoldergoose,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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Wecould also have some spoonerisms about the West Bank as well.....
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:32,
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yeah, not long before the Israeli government comes out with its Final Solution.A sense of history they may have, but irony, none.
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:39,
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yes yes yes yesthat is the funniest thing ive seen in a while
(
Kingtoke was shit at life on,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:40,
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Travolta's Bathtub. (The scene)Edit:- Somebody please start the getaway car (Destination HULL).....thanks.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:21,
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Clean your rug!Damn! Ron Asheton's dead.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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Iggy Pop.I'd trade him for the Vivian Girls, and toss in a Crystal Stilts.
Damn, it's a big loss. These guys were around in the 60's.
(Damn, it's a big loss. These guys were around in the 60's.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:33,
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does that say police "LIME" do not cross?*runs*
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:45,
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The Girl Who Gravity Ignored...
They tied her to a weighty ball,
When she went out to play,
Not through spite or malice;
So she wouldn't float away.
Edit: Part One over here
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:56,
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:)
edit: Part 1 is yay! too!~
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:57,
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what does everyone including M3Essentialthink about aiptek graphics tablets?
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03,
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I've never used oneI play with a wacom
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:05,
archived)
Mine is an old Graphire 2I would so desperately love an A4 Intuos, but my local appropriates what little money I have every week.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:13,
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paid for by work or I'd not have access to one M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:16,
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*glees*Now all I need is his paycheque, his mental hair, and a go on HBC
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02,
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Until some Bastard came along,And cut the f*cking string.
When asked why he'd done it
He said 'For a laugh - Why Else ?'
Ok, so it doesn't rhyme !
(When asked why he'd done it
He said 'For a laugh - Why Else ?'
Ok, so it doesn't rhyme !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:00,
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That's the darker version of this story... SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:09,
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She liked it less and less each time
It drove her round the bend
Because it made her feet fall off
And hair stand up on end
(It drove her round the bend
Because it made her feet fall off
And hair stand up on end
alibee I want it, but she doesn't seem so keen.,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:01,
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*applauds*none of my drawing have feet... it's all that bloody crab's fault.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03,
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eventually she did demand
and end to all this pain
and last was seen floating o'er head
stuck in a cloud of rain
edit: well played on your verse. :)
(and end to all this pain
and last was seen floating o'er head
stuck in a cloud of rain
edit: well played on your verse. :)
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03,
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Haha !I'm glad she got stuck in a raincloud.
Soggy Floaty Bint !
I hope she got raped by ducks !
(Soggy Floaty Bint !
I hope she got raped by ducks !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:21,
archived)
That's the very dark 'R' rated version i think... SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:30,
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Odd that !By nature I am a bright, sunny and generally gleeful character !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:33,
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So next time you're out & about
and the rain begins to fall
think about poor gravity girl
who they tied to a weighty ball.
(and the rain begins to fall
think about poor gravity girl
who they tied to a weighty ball.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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and if by chance you should look up
to laugh, make fun and jeer
keep in mind that drop falling down
just might be poor gravity girl's tear
(to laugh, make fun and jeer
keep in mind that drop falling down
just might be poor gravity girl's tear
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:46,
archived)
I got a little lip tremble too...):
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:49,
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To make sure though, just taste it
and with a lot of luck
it won't be gravity's tear you taste
just God who's shot his muck.
(and with a lot of luck
it won't be gravity's tear you taste
just God who's shot his muck.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:51,
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Or she mightBe having a piss.
Or a particularly runny shit.
Or it might be Rainy Rag Week.
Or it might even be Duck Spunk pouring from her Raped Arse.
(I'm still having trouble getting these to rhyme!)
(Or a particularly runny shit.
Or it might be Rainy Rag Week.
Or it might even be Duck Spunk pouring from her Raped Arse.
(I'm still having trouble getting these to rhyme!)
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:56,
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I am waiting for her eyes to pop out and float away
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02,
archived)
*Applauds loudly*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02,
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*bows*nice hat!
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04,
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I went though the EU directivesAnd this is officially 12 kinds of wonderful!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04,
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Tha's ver' kind...Now all I need is to master the other 17 and I'll be a god.
A god I tell you!
(A god I tell you!
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:07,
archived)
The other 17 pance smell of poo so I wouldn't be too worried! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:28,
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this is one of the most gleefull things I've seen:)
( arrangedletters,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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i like this muchlyedit: cheaky pea
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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Ha ha ha....I like this muchly too
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:40,
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Bloody Polar Bears!This happens every time I lend them my ship. Bring it back without a scratch says I.
Bastards.
(Bastards.
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:54,
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bugger meThe local news just said it was going to be -8°C tonight
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:59,
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That's very cold, but surely there's a better way to get warm than buggery my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02,
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I'll wrap sandpaper around my cock for added friction. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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Yemen's Guide to Saving Money on Heating1) Turn thermostat down
2) Wear jumpers
3) Sodomy
(2) Wear jumpers
3) Sodomy
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:15,
archived)
If there is I can't think of it.Oh no... wait...
umm...
Nope, lost it.
(umm...
Nope, lost it.
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04,
archived)
Well I've got the central heating onAnd a roaring log fire blazing away.
So I'm lovely and warm.
I'm sure Bum Raping Katherine Jenkins would make me even warmer though.
(So I'm lovely and warm.
I'm sure Bum Raping Katherine Jenkins would make me even warmer though.
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:29,
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Coast of Yemen not good enough for you, eh? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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No, no, it's a fair pointI mean, I'm no cocaine-snorting opera singer
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:35,
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Keep working and you'll get there. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:37,
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I'd prefer it to be Katherine JenkinsCoast of Yemen is also a long way from Norfolk.
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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It's going to be -19°C here tonight O_O Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:58,
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I like you already. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:13,
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thanks xedit: Good question.
Something about equality, or thereabouts.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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Something about equality, or thereabouts.
Looks like Judge Doom at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?...but a rabbit version obviously.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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it will be those cleaning products again Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:40,
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What's the $5 about?I know who those people are and that one just died, but I'm not sure what the joke is.
( in vino veritas,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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It is a line from Pulp Fiction,and Jett Travolta had a seizure.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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Don't listen to him!Uma Thurman orders a $5 milkshake in the diner scene just before they do the dance thang.
EDIT: Hang on, you got that bit, though. I've confused myself.
(EDIT: Hang on, you got that bit, though. I've confused myself.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:27,
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I thought it meant an extremely light arab! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:36,
archived)
or possiblyJett was killed by a seizure
edit : Uncontrolled electrical activity in the brain, which may produce a physical convulsion
(edit : Uncontrolled electrical activity in the brain, which may produce a physical convulsion
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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ahh yessorry jett was killed by a cleaning products
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:31,
archived)
not the fact that mum and dad didn't want to believe the fact that there was something very wrong with the kids noggin Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:33,
archived)
tom cruse would have saved him Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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It's true.I just read that in zero to infinity!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:32,
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god damn dirty cleaning productsOH NOES IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:34,
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I iz in your church having fitsIT IS ALL THE CLEANING PRODUCTS FAULT
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:24,
archived)
He clearly weighs more than 5 pounds! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:58,
archived)
way of the exploding fist Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:04,
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More than 2 colours in 8x8 grid and use of dark green and greyLIES
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:52,
archived)
HADOUKEN!You must be like the turd in the stream.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:05,
archived)
"I shall now hit you....""Bong."
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:08,
archived)
meh, he'll still just report the main story about beckham's toe or something for 20 minutesand then 30 seconds about a bus load of exploding nuns
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:10,
archived)
'ning!
edit for background news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7813675.stm
Nicely :) Medal of masturbation more like ;)
Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent...,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:01,
archived)
this isspecial and perfectly natural
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:05,
archived)
hooraynice medal and all, too
George W. Bush + Tony Blair + Little Johnnie Howard + medals = circle jerk with a high body count
EDIT:
(adds plug)
www.b3ta.com/links/Guess_what_Tony_Blair_has_chosen_to_appear_on_his_spiffy_medal
(George W. Bush + Tony Blair + Little Johnnie Howard + medals = circle jerk with a high body count
EDIT:
(adds plug)
www.b3ta.com/links/Guess_what_Tony_Blair_has_chosen_to_appear_on_his_spiffy_medal
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:08,
archived)
has bush received his world peace award yet?and no, I'm not taking the piss
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:12,
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