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# slow board today, i'll just throw this nonsense here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# He's Bobin' on down the rood mon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# mandarin revolution


(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I always peel them like this
it's just the easiest way
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# could you make that a tad bigger please?
you've not quite broken the fucking internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cutting wit as ever Sah! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# splendid
now re upload that image to cr3ation (post a new message, switch to image mode )because image shack is shit. it will also resize it for you so it's marginally smaller than barbados. then using your edit tab replace this with the new one. also try to get out more.

edit/ oh well half way there is an improvement,under 100k is really what you should aim for for still images, 400k for anim's, as i don't use cr3ation does forcing the resize achieve the desired result?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'll just have a look at the rest of the page while this loads.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Have a break,
have a kumquat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# this orange isn't even slightly furry!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I dunno
I try to branch out and they keep drawing me back in... besides i did a squirrel earlier... i think.

edit : ahh ya got me that was friday night perhaps i will make another one in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# you got jj withdrawal
must be it :)

actually wasn't he meant to be back now?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# he is
and he is posting some beautiful stuff there is a nice one of a mech pilot
www.b3ta.com/board/9101850
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# elephants!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Some one said Brian Blessed endorsing products ...
Time for a Pee-roast ... he endorses his own t-shirt ;)


The Brian Blessed T-shirt
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long to do



Click for bigger (188 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahaha!
proper giggles for that one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I think it's shallow to judge people on how they look.
So let's judge him on what a completely fucking talentless plagiarist and hack he is. The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# wow. touched a nerve
was 'Cats' your idea or something ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# well his features certainly aren't chiseled
heh, big woo for this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Pffft!
Very well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# This is the best thing i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# yay!
Wonderful, top marks for this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] effing useless



Click for bigger (60 kb)
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I've been looking for one of those for ages!
Let's hire one for a b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I do
skirting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I bet you have smashing ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# milton keyens number eh
similar to my old landline number that
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I fucking love pies, me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Got this through the post a week ago - I've yet to find anywhere to that accepts them.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Bah!
You know you can't handle the crisp clean taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Can you fetch me some if I give you the voucher, mister?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Me buy pink monkey beer?
I would never be able to show my face in the off license ever again ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You love the lady drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Mix it up with sparkling wine
Make a Monkeysham!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You disgust me!

and I love it

*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I hope I disgust you in a nice way
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yep
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed!
I just made this and it's not funny so I'll stick it here:

I think I'm just venting as to how effing useless most of these things are if you don't have VERY small things to plug into them...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I couldn't agree more
I have one for my computer but because the plugs on my peripherals are either transformer block type or standard plugs then it's very difficult to fit them all on - especially as the tranformer block sometimes have the pins on the bottom part so the transformer is protruding above the socket and takes up the space for another plug. If you can understand what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yup!
One transformer block or an unusual plug, like them ones with little 'ears' on the base, and you're fucked.

I did manage to find an effing great variety that has swivelable sockets tho, got two, they're great!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You can get adapters with rotating sockets
to let your transformers stick out. Mine's a belkin, I got it from Comet This one or this one
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'm going to steal this idea and change it slightly
JUST SO YOU KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# AND DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# *JUDGES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *throbs slightly*
*ALSO JUDGES*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# European ones are even worse
They're all at a 45 degree angle, half the time you can't fit anything in half of the sockets :/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I think this is
...ahh not redeemable almost got me there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# the ladies are not allowed monkey beer
you evil person you

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# But... but...
it's not for ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellently done Maiden :)



Pssst - consumer
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# MONKEY BEER
It's not for la.... oh wait.

woo madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# it's not for girls!!!

woo

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# herman
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# mmmm nice
thats a bit woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm looking for a £10M investment to get the business going
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
i'll take one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# What size would sir like?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# size 8 - 12
i have a few corpses lady friends that i need to relocate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You need...
*rummages on top shelf*
...the "Ann Summers Special Limited Edition" (batteries included).
*blows off dust*
Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hehehe
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bah!
I'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows now.


and 'noons
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# noons!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops! I have been having issues with transporting my elephant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The elephant model
comes with a fully adjustable trunk coiling mechanism to prevent drag.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# These things exist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] for those who forget their dreams...
Photobucket

Ladies and jellyfish, I give you the dream recorder...
(Lord Chode, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# this may actually exist
but not quite in hd
edit : www.pinktentacle.com/2008/12/scientists-extract-images-directly-from-brain
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hmm...
Dream recorder?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Best Red Dwarf scene ever :D
Closely followed by this :D

If you're in trouble, he will save the day....

Noon Stanbo! Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Noonsy noonsy sushi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hello Mediocre!
How is dopeland today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Rainy and cold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Bah,
It is cold here in London, but fortunately no rain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hello sushi
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Eh Up Fella!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# not bad chief
Got gay loads of work :(
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Awwww!
Not bad, although my laptop has died :(

b3ta.com/board/9094579
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# you tit!
I did that with tea, but it still works a bit.
I have money now aswell, so I can afford meat!!!
I had bacons, it made me very happy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# my brother bodyslammed me into mine when we were recreating wresling matches of our youth
...
www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/1283551518/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Silly KSS
Wrestling is for kiddies! Not repsonsible adul..erm ....ok as you were!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# my brother was smaller than me as a kid
i once sent him through a bed and the bed through a floorboard.

about 2 years ago he tried to pick me up (whilst drunk) slammed me into a paving slab and cracked one of my ribs or something

18 months or so ago he suggested he tried again. we were drunk again and thus the laptop was destroyed(ish)

we have since learned our lesson. it helps he lives in scotland and we don't get drunk together very often these days
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You Beach boys will play!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# indeedily
how's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Fine.
Burnt foot still hurts though!

Right I really have to go.

Byeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# burnt foot?
see ya
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# noonly noon :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Noon KSS!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# considering having a beer as it happens
a lazy day in the superspecial household is the summary of things

you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Not bad,
I only got out of bed half an hour ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I so need to watch red dwarf now!
Edit noon.
oh and i bought a new t-shirt....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I just found this too,
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nf43lGn9cc&feature=related

Rather amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# T-shirt tiem
www.b3tards.com/u/e1b129bd024c8a5a5a35/me_head.jpg

He is the only man who can do Ronnie Corbett!
(Barrie)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really hope that I walk down the street one day and see someone wearing that t-shirt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Perhaps a John Thompson fan would buy one.
Niiiice!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope you are well aware that I am in training for May, and I am gonna slap you so hard you will end up in 1987! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# What! You look like a famous person!!
Albiet a fat alchoholic one!

I was enlikened to John Goodman yesterday curtousy of Ninj.

www.b3ta.com/board/9101617
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, but that is true fatty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Right that's it,Roll on May!!!!
I have to go now,
L8ters b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Laters Stanbo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I love that song :D
'Noon sir!
Edit: www.reddwarf.co.uk/news/2008/09/19/new-red-dwarf-specials-confirmed/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I think i have this on
cd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# that's not useless
i'd pay thousands :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# cool
dragons den here i come
(Lord Chode, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# SWEET DREAMS, YOU BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I'm not racist, but...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# The Raccoons!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Rac Racist!
And now i see mediocre's subject line!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# What have you got against the RAC?
AA Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# good morn ing Me di o cre
I am fine too
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hello
mediocre
I
am
fine
thank-
you
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# like anyone cares
whereas my presence guarantees multiple orgasms all round.

'ning stan
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Noon Queeny


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# orgasms
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# and again
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# glad to see i've still not lost my magic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# morning? Afternoon, sir!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *yawns*

izzit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Verne Troyer formulates his plans against Dan Dare.

One for the oldies, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# he looks like someone spiked his
Malamud and coke
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# He is pissed in the original pic, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# he looks a bit
glum in his drinking but I'm sure when his song comes on he will perk up
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ahahaha, fucking hell! Great Mekon'ing.
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha! marvellous.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Down at the bottom of the garden
Amongst the birds and the bees....
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# A little lot of little people,
They call the Poddington Peas!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Woo!
Wondered if anyone would get the ref.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Putin?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Curse you, Dare!
*climbs into escape rocket*
If ever they make a film version, he would be ideal casting.
Have a woo, in the native Venusian.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] No joke here--that's just how I see it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# let me show you my tool, you would like it.
It is a Leatherman, and I use it everyday. The tool you have displayed here does look quite useless, unless you throw it at an attacker.

edit: the more I look at it, I realize a fair amount of work went into it, so have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# nothing like a multi-tool
for skinning your knuckles
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# your opening comment had me worried :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
'Wave' FTW! Wouldn't go anywhere without it (except planes).
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# My Wave has been sitting on a drop-ceiling tile somewhere for about 6 years
I still have the original PST EDIT: I lied, I have the 18 in 1 SuperTool, but it is still very old
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That's too bad
(I assume you mean you lost it somewhere?)

I had a really nice Swiss army knife that I was given for something like my 10th birthday. I've no idea where it is now.

That makes me sad, on occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I have a Gerber.
It urinated on your Leatherman's mother.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You use it "everyday"?
You use it ordinary?
You use it commonplace?
You use it a bit boring?
I, too, am feeling pedantic today.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ummm.... You forgot the kitchen sink!



Click for bigger (143 kb)
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# haha you turd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# That I am!!! heh heh heh!!!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# well, now it won't even fit in a pants pocket :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Oh it'll fit in Jazzcat's, believe me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I have large pockets
to keep my swiss army sink in.
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I knew i couldn't resist for much longer......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# WANT

good day sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Nings.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahah--quite clever!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Quite?...QUITE???
Well fuck you too!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ok ok, you've shamed the truth from me
almost clever ;D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# very good!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# heh!
swiss army wife?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I especially like the key
edit : and the gallows tampon applicator
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# never know when you might need to yank out a uterus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# sound thinking
I endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I love the placement of the bottle-opener, hahaha.
Guaranteed to disembowel the user.
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I wont go near the thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# allot of these about recently
so I decided you should have a rubbish one to make them all look better

apply scorn as required the link on the picture is broken (someone changed the rules on me :(

edit : click For squirrels www.jamnog.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# subtle tagging
very woo also
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I was afraid no one would notice
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# yours is
better, very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# that gives me a touch of the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# nice fatbrog!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# tyvm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# No scorn. I think it works well.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# For a second I thaught it had claws
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Roffle
ace xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# No tits?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# everyone gets a day off
now and then If you click the picture you should be sated.
edit : nope you will have to click the link below the picture they put a stop to my clever little game.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You might want to fix that
Its 404 atm
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# They fixed me
you cant externaly link from a b3tards image anymore as of today (i know this because It worked last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely done

I do love tree forgs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# super
I have a folder full of the little blighters and a few ideas to use up over the course of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# nice one squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# getting the hang of this pen a bit quicker than i thaught i would
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hanging Out at Nightime


Acrylics on paper.
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ohh, I like that.
Looks a little fetal like.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Lovely, moreso that it's non-digital.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# More!
btw Morf, saw these and thought of you...
iheartguts.com/shop/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=8
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Loveliness


Charles Manson
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy
Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless | Crime
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You are good
Or at least this image is
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks ....
... you should check out my other ones ... I'm sorta doing one a day
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I know
You have me on your list ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ah ... ok
Cool ... I'll get around to you at some point for sure!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You're a very talented person *tips hat*
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# as lovely as ever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# this is the best yet!
:)

edit: did you get my pic in the email a week or two ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah I did fella ...
... you're on my list and will be done!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# sweeeeeet :)
i look forward to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Now that's a beeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrddd!
Top stuff as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Cor Blimey!
Belter.

EDIT:I have to pull myself away from my desk, as the missus wants to go shopping.
Double brownie points on offer too.Toodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# so is he on the admire or don't admire side...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Admire of course ...
... love the guy! If you've ever watched any documentries about him or hear him speak at length you'd know why. Makes Timothy Leary sound like Graham Norton.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# "Oi've no interest
in watching the comic ruining film"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Pleeez
Bill Hicks, Jimmy Carr, Derren Brown plees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll take a bucket full.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
This has made my Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# What do you mean useless?
This is absolutely brilliant!
(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# haha
thank you for cheering me up :]
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# If it manufactured bacon, I would buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Helpful hints for close-quarters protection



Click for legible (85 kb)

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# fergawdssake
people have THEIR FUCKING RIGHT to carry their own badgers with them!
everyone should carry a badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Of course!
But not a hidden badger. That's terrrrsm.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# The lowest form too.
Vewy Noice btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# What if you have a Concealed Mustelid Permit?
I support the right to bear badgers. It's only the irresponsible owners who don't de-flea them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Alan Partridge in the last frame!
Also Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
What?

I like this muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# marvelous
i keep my badger down the front of my pants to avoid suspicion, it also helps attract the ladies and i've noticed it garners a few excited, longing glances from the chaps too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# FECKING ZOMGZ!!!
I is poplier paged!

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Wibble


Be Gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Bleeeaaaaghghghgg


Thanks for the help with this - getting better now!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hehe
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Much better!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha ngngngnnnnnnnggggnnggggg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha! Ace.
TJ:How do i sort out a key port problem on MSN messenger?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# You getting any error codes or just the port prob?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Error code is:
80072efd

We had a proxy prob too but sorted that
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'll gaz you some info if that is okay?
There are a few things you can try.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# PLease do ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# lolzrz

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I do have to issue you with a warning though. You've done some lovely stuff over the last couple of months and been here loads.
Soon you'll end up going to bashes and it's down hill from then on.:P

Doooomed! Doooomed I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Right then, woo for you.
I thought it was Mongopoly tho.
(I helped save b3ta! kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]




Click image for bigger - 487Kb
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Haha! Nicely done.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# nice
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# That would mean some kind of writing implement would be required
but who has ever heard of such a nonsense! A NONSENSE I SAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# TOALOS
pfft, woosome

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You bastard
you got a time machine and some pritt stick didn't you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *Wipes
Saliva off screen*

Ha ha ha. Brilliant. Let me click you.
(wormburn, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Previously only available to prestigious council rented home owners.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# nice one
forgive the delayed reply. also, wake up /board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)

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