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# I still prefer the other compo - mainly 'cos I can't art for toffee nor cake:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I agree
A week of arts. Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Compo page is borked btw
b3ta.com/challenge/caricatures/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :S
nah it's fine...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ignore me
well, my reply anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# it fooled me too for a second...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# COMPOGEDDON!
I like your thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# 2009? what sort of future madness is this?
it's still 1978 isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# are you my Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# probably not...
unless I find a time machine later on in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# No that was tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I can't wait that long
I'm commencing the fondue .... NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *hides beneath girlie magazine with pack of fags and a nice cup o' tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I think it'll be nice to see what the brave people do without precious photoshop. Those that actually do something fucking new.
edit: fucking hell, my MP3 player's just found Tatva. I haven't listened to this in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Racist.
I'm barely able to write my own name without photoshop, let alone do some fancy arting.

What do I look like - a post-modern comment on the irony of failure in the creative arts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# enduced llamas may be created by a moving alpaca field.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear, new image challenge that may cause me to pea a lot :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# What exacklie IS a "characature"?
I thought it was a deliberate distortion of the features, but maybe it's just a representation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# DRAW SOMEONE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# So when are you going to show us how it's done?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# In the best tradition of b3ta
I'm going to sit at the back of the room and complain
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This.
"If you don't vote, you can't complain."

"Oh I think you'll find I can ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# exaggeration of features, to create a recognisable likeness.
So virtually any portrait in a cartoony style, or shopped exaggerations, etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ah OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# So... DRAW SOMEONE LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# It's a representation of a character by exaggeration of features
or something else.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Or you could, you know, not, and try something different. Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I *love* this
(man_d is being watched by experts on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Silly asciifaceofbob!
Lamas is not llamas!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Heh
that reminds me of this one i did

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# michael barrymore?
(Papa Chocolat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# He's going to get there any way he can.

Probably bindin. Still not happy with it but it I did anymore it'd look waaay too overshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# This
is cocking superbington.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I jusr couldn't the colourisation right with out it looking crap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# the WHOLE colourisation?
:)

(looks fine as pie on my monitor)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Exactly
only 2.14 out of ten:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# one will be a Queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I say
One is Amused
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha that's pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# somehow this doesn't look wrong at all
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 10MD- 22/01/09- The Tony of Harts
I'm sorry it's so shite.



actually I'm not sure if this should be compoed or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It's ace!
Course it should.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Aw, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# nothing wrong with it, it's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks Prodgelovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# i'd say so
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# nicely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# lovely stuff
not shit in the slightest -- I like the haircut

:D

woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Thanks precious!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I only say these things
because of your amazing tatas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Pfft, if only you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# well i can tell who it is
so it's good

and nicely drawn too

woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That fluffy bit on the right
is the top of my first attempt, which makes him look a bit like a kitten with strange, evil eyebogies.

Thanks Freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# pst...
don't tell the others, I'm going to get some lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# DON'T tell the others though
they still think I'm some sort of deity and so gain my sustenance from manna...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# they mustn't knwo about the cheese sandwiches
and coffee... it would break their little hearts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# and the flapjack!
can you imagine if they found out about the copious amounts of flapjack which I cram down my gullet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that Cap :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Cheers Buckyyyyyyyy, Bucky O'Bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *sings theme from Bucky O'Hare*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# smart!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# it's instantly recognisable, so it can't be that bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I suppose. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# lovely
very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Roasted Peas for compo tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# there's a lovely nice existing thread right below.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *holds wrist out to be slapped*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok

Have a Scorsese/Paxman
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# lol!
aaaaand *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# piss off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh well
it gives everyone a thread to repost in I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I suppose if you don't have the talent to make something new
you really do need to repost old shite in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Fuck me,
you got out of bed the wrong side today...

Sorry for disrupting your message board.

And thanks for calling my work 'shite'. Remind me to return the compliment sometime... twat.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hark at her...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] MAT DAAAAMON!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Haha
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Cunt.
Although now he looks like a cunty Lou Ferrigno.

Nice ugly stick action :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] have a five minute iggy


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# isn't he
advertising insurance now or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# that's really good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Every morning, if I can
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# IGGY IGGY IGGY
OY OY OY
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# mANLEY?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# cAPSLOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# sOITANLY!
nYUK NYUK NYUK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
That's what his groupies called him too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# TRIVIA!
He guest-starred on an episode of Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:34, archived)
# sometimes it's just better that this kind of thing is on paper and not in your brain anymore...

good afternoon
(i know, it's "inauguration")
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah teh goose!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
the truth will kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# shhhh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] My Wokky Wok
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha wandelfur. i rike ken hom clooking book!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
I do have a feeling this compo's got Happy Toast's name all over it...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Lacist!

Clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ROR
Raff out Rowd
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm watching this for the first time. Very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahah extendy neck.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# R
I
S
?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# sorry
its an xfiles thing, never mind! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# X Files, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry]

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I cannot see this picture.
But I bet it's ace so I'll give it a click, and for getting the compo on, after such little effort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# oh dear how come?
hosting?

www.b3tards.com/u/87b13f2d40a9e49dcc0d/posh1a.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# www2.b3ta is blocked.
All the others are fine though, including b3tards. It's okay, I'll pick it up when I go home (early, hahaha)

Edit: Excellent! Well deserved click!
(chicks love this shit, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :( chucked it on b3tards for you.
ed: I wish i could do anyone in three minutes (oh matron), that would be ace, but as it is i piss about for half an hour to get a likeness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe
Here's one I did earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha glad we can all see the back of her now :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Ooh, lully drawing!
Have a *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# a click? *treasures* :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Your stuff is lully
...and I must click more :D My apologies ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ta prodge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# very good
kulicks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ta, maybe i should post all my draft sketches...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# as long as you do it in one thread
I'm sure you'll be lavished with praise until people get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I think i only have another draft one of crackwhore.
I'll spread them out and stop after a few, I know the drill...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# proper drawing!
scarily realistic too. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# she'd snap like an undernourished twig
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# your end away and the world a service
in one hideous cracking noise
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# so would i.
(I haven't done the drawing though, haven't drawn porn for a while...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Whyever not?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# internet in my bedroom :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# And you spend pr0n time on B3ta?!
No wonder you don't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# little wonder indeed :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# very woo sir :)
plastecine takes too long to warm up in this weather.. and I have doubts about whether it will be recognisable by the time I'm finished... ho hum :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Unless you did a charicature of Berk from Trapdoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I do have blue plastecine :D
no white though.

school boy error.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahah, i have to get my mits on plasticine early next week and make one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nicely.
Think we can look forward to prolific compo entries from the meat-based* pitta wrapped wonder...

*may include falafel
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll try not to spam as many pics as i did voting links. But I may as well have a pea

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Pretty kewwl!
I done made a posh in 3d a while back:
andyh.cgsociety.org/gallery/619136/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that is all the awesome :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'll slip this little Chubby Spice in here....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# now that I would definately bop.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# "Watchoo talkin' about Barack?"

Edit: Thanks Redsushi for the inspiration :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hehehe
*likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# look at him grabbing his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He clearly has a cock like a midgets arm then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# means it can go around corners :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# great stuff
well shopped
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahahah!
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now that is a corker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# you've made Anneka Rice look like Paris Hitlon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I suspect the phrase "shopped only" will become synonymous with this challenge
nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahah
while i'm here i'll drop this here

Clarkson


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] james may


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hammond


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I like this one
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# cheers
i thought i'd just pearoast these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] pea

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I prefered the other compo:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I like this
tis very woosome *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You must be Kidding ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
*donates muchly*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid stuff!


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I still love this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Utter silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *sobs*

News
sorry for the seams, I'm at work
EDIT - Is the new Pope Gary Busey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :D
Oh good, more will be able to hear that disabled and gay people aren't as good as everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# and remember kids, keep having babies for jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# When I'm a vicar I'm going to... well, probably be fired for telling the Pope he's a knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I suspect there'll be a few raised eyebrows at the contents of the incense burners too
'What a mellow congregation, vicar'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# At least it'd get the kids in....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *refuses to point out that the Pope is the head
of the Catholic Church, and thus, as a vicar, you would have no allegiance to him whatsoever*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that's some pretty poor refusing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Whatchoo talkin bout?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Shockingly, I am aware of this
but I somehow think I might get into trouble anyway.

Thanks, though. I often wonder what it would feel like to be in a 'know your limits' film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yes Women!
Know your limits! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *has rabies for jeebus*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha!
spent last night watching 3rd series Father Ted again... Just reminded of bishop Brenan pushing over the pope "WHAT ARE YE LOOKIN' AT!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Made from 103% Pure Science™, and a bag of gravel.

big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Oooooh. Is it a threshing sort of a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I have fewer answers to this question than you do, pickle.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# But I must know!
Right, it's some sort of double ended combine harvester from the future, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It's a secret*
*it's not really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *BIGGEST HUGS IN THE WORLD EVER*
:D

*does tigger bouncy thing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# YAYS
*leaps around also*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It is lovely and everything,
but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# White hole spewing time yadda yadda yadda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
:D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vLm6oTCFcxQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# "What.....is it?????"
*in Barry's voice from Resident Evil 1*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# \o/ RESI 1
He was our ol' pardner, you know.

edit: this is a quote. From the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# filenames are your friend*
* I don't know either - I was bored with the damned presentation I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# that filenames giving away nout mate
and on that note, I'll be off home from work now, tarra :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# that game put the shitters right up me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# playing F.E.A.R. at the mo
it puts the shitters OUT of me. Freaky as fook.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Is that the computer game about Ian Brown's discography?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# downloaded F.E.A.R.2 demo lastnight...weird a feck!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# is it a sewage sluice gate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Bless you for thinking that.
I can say, with some surety, that it may not be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# very nice indeed, but it boggles my brain
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *hands de-boggling cream*
There ya go, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Pardon my ignorance
but what the fuck is that? (apart from being very pretty)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# It's a device*
*may not be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# oooh! Is it a loom?
For making fabulous undergarments?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# If you'd like it to be, then
that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha
you loom
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# \o/
although I can't help but feel you're just humouring me :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Never, ma'am.
Certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nice...thingumy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# \o/
Prodge wins!

It's a thingumy.

*presents special cake as prize*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hurrah
*shares
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Is it a stock model of a steamroller
and you selecively deleted polygon loops?

Or maybe even added a procedural grid texture as a transparency map?


By the way - b3ta made me buy a battenburg caek for the first time in years! Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# No.
No, and no.

Well done, three out of three.

Edit: If this isn't to your liking, move right along and don't make fucking snippy comments.
Nothing good to say - then say nothing.

FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That's a WOO
and a 110% *click* CLASS as always sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# You are, as ever, far too kind.
But thank you all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I PROPOSE IT TO BE
A HELICOPTER LANDING SITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Could work as that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely proposed
Councillor Cox... now Councillor Evans will run down the zip line from the top of the Asda Supermarket to indicate the trajectory of the visiting indignitaries...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Nice :)
But that ain't science, it bloody witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This may well be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# is this something real or a pigment of your imagination?
eeeeeeeez niiiiiiiiice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# it's merely a thing.
but I rather like it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# that looks outstandingly awesome!
not sure why, but it makes me think of some kind of orbital shipyard or someting
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Orbital Shipyard...
Now there's a thought....

*mulls*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This is fandabbydozy!
I also found the required two hidden trumbones needed for a science post!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Everything should have hidden trombones.
It should be LAW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# don't know what it is, but it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# As are you, sir...
Amazing, I'm not saying that I don't know what you are.

/over-explaining blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think I may download all the Die Hards now, and watch them tonight :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Ha! Wonderful :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRSruZyWGc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wonderful wonderful Coooooopenhaaaaaagen
friendly old girl of a tooooown.....

Sorry. I'm singing a song from Hans Christian Andersen (starring Danny Kaye, fact fans) because I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
#
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# OH I SEE!
Sorry, he looks a bit Iranian there. Not now I know it's Rickman though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That is Alan Rickman in Die Hard
He's a nasty. i believe he falls out of a window.

edit: now useless information. I apologise for my slowness :(

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I know the film, I just thought it was some sort of Iranian advisor...
I'm all broken today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# "That was Gary Cooper, asshole!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *insta-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I voted for John McClain
"Yippee ki yay, my friends!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# haha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# The world needs more Grueber
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# No more truth could possibly be added to this statement.
*votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'll just drop this here if that's ok....thx.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# That scares me without limit.
That's truly horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Only 'cos I can't vector for SHIT!!
LMAO.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# GRUBER GRUBER GRUBER GRUBER GRUBEROOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# "that's a nice suit, Mr Takagi, it would be a shame to ruin it...."
top stuff, Mr Kick
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# But,
Where are his detonators?
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Typical
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I want this charity to help me!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Available in black and white...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Brilliant.!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Brave, brave Sir Lancelittle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I don't care how small he is, or how wrong it apparently is,
I'd drop kick that little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# that I would like to see :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *seconds the motion*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Awwww.... sweet....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Lucky sir Lancelittle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# New Image Challenge: Caricatures
Wikipedia defines caricature as something that, "exaggerates or distorts the essence of a person or thing to create an easily identifiable visual likeness. So pick a man or woman distinguished in Art, Letters, Science or Politics, and draw them, photoshop them or maybe use some plasticine. Fucking hell. It's art time init.

Thanks to K3b/-\b for the idea.

www.b3ta.com/challenge/caricatures/

BTW: Sorry challenge is late - Fraser on holidays and I thought it was taken care of.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# butter cake ten leather
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks Rob!
Fraser away on holidays again? Wasn't he only off a little while ago? Lazy git! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# In the next two months and a bit
I've got 11 days off. I've got to use them up, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i've got 5 holiday days left
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I had 12, now I've got one, and I'm going to carry it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# going to to take a week off soon, spend the week going out with my camera
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I'll be spending mine probably inside
cuddled up to the PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well done K3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I would like to thank my spam advertising campaign.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] filthy dispicable pearoast.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# At least he asked nicely
but the answer's still no
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# A very unreasonable judgement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is that Kebab himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's a carroture of me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# supposedly
that's what 1am an a day full of spamming does to you :D

horrible pun as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Oh my!
I missed that :)

SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# There were rumours that you'd either eloped or doglocked!:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# doglocked??????
I fear I must know.........
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It aint as dirty as I thought it would be :(
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dog+locked
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha Cheers
A fearless researcher :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Yes rightly so
I had to work it out from a doco about wolves I'd seen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'm not going to draw you blowing charlie now.
unless you want me to.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Well you say you used to draw porn for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Heh
Worth waiting for. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# FINALLY!
*collapses clutching chest due to too much excitment...or red bull*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Extras made me change how I saw Patrick Stewart
I decide that I want to see them naked, and then suddenly their clothes disappear.. but I've already seen everything.

I thought it was weird that he never got his Kirk on with the green alien women. I always thought he was gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this qualifies...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh no!
I have just realised how many gnops and like there will be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He looks like Alice the Goon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Why does she remembers me a green guy? :S

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# good to know you're looking after us.
this challenge has potential, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ^ this
Indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# and a lot of peas
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# There's always a few low-wattage bell ends that can't think up something new.
edit: oh for fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *waves*
:D

*although has got the plastecine out*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# yes... but all good if they're not in a new thread I would say...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and fuuuurious anger, those who attempt to not poison John's autistic son.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# haha *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You are Ralph Steadman
AICMFP =]

Very woosome, me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# to not poison?
TO NOT POISON?

Careful with those infinitives.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thanks :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# God he's going to be insufferable now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# not really.
Although this has cheered me up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Are you going to draw me as part of this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ah yeah i got one of you
I'll look at tomorrow and see if it still resembles you then i'll scan it and send it to you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# thank god... maybe now K3b/-\b will shut up about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# fair enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# We live in hope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hooray, a sea of reposting to look forward to


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas*
Might rustle up more 3d trickery for this if i can muster up the time.




Will this run til next wed, or friday?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)

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