b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 35733 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Bert and Ernie?
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha lully
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh mate, you made them look just like mitchell and webb!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] repost in a new thread? no chance...


does this count? Click for largerrr (66 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Spockgnop.............(N.W.I.O.T.)
Scotty, one to grow...ummm....BEAM up.


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# The one on the right
looks more like Beeker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# That zebrasarestripy person would have loved that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Clicky bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# CFB?
fa... oh wait - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Making good use of my last year in school
Right, so the background to this is that I was sitting with a chum in biology. I leaned over, and drew a crude little circle with eight legs and a smiley face.

"Look Tony!" I said, "It's a Potato spider!" He peered down and smirked a little, then went back to his work.

The next day I had two free periods, and a vivid imagination, so with the help one one of my other good friends, we gathered a potato, Black marker pen, lollipop sticks, some assorted arts and crafts bits and pieces, and a "Now! Magazine" and created:

The Potato Spider!

(Charlie-M, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# See! I've always said this
Why aren't spiders made of potato!
This is science!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# damn i wish i had a potato spider
i think i've just been bitten by a spider... stupid bitey insects
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I have a potato dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# BUM!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# She could bum me any day of the week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Didn't the guy that played Robin end up a porn star?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Looks like someone was watching QI ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes and yes to below:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Cock Robin?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
strap on catwoman action, i'd pay to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# oh god that's sexy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Quality art!
But you'll need to remove 1 leg if you want to pay a bill with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Haha
Oddly enough, you can only see 7 in the photo. The last leg is angled down so that it will stand up.

Oh, and this was a week ago. The spider now proudly hangs from an overhead projector in a Biology classroom, and has sprouted roots, making it look like he has a little goatee :P
(Charlie-M, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# It does appear to have the required bill-paying seven legs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This is fantastic and not is any undermined meaning of fantastic
this is actually fantastic! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Why thank you!
Very much indeed!
(Charlie-M, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Nice to know you kids are still learning ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Haha its a spider
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# that's lovely :)
Also, that's an epic amount of graffiti on that desk.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Its been there for a while
Grafiti ranges from yours basic, crudely drawn cock, all the way to the lovely little rhyme "Lick my rim, Michael Simm"

Ill see if I can get a photo of it all for you lot at some point =)
(Charlie-M, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Band logo
God edit: I love each of my children as my own. That's why I have some news for you.
(I Want Billy, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# didn't you post this already?
loose the 4chan gayness
Dog edit: I like biscuits - woof woof woof
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# It's a troll
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I'm glad I don't know what a 4chan is, sounds nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# its a type of cheese
makes your mouth fire lazers (thats all i could work out - even using google) - lazers should be spelt with a Z i know its not but i like the letter Z in Lazers :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Cheese, fire and la'z'er sounds actually quite cool
but I suspect 4chan is somekind of chav unfunny website and therefore not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Needs less 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Love you bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# too homoerotic
unless that's what you were going for.

it's like doc brown bumming marty...


...DRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Can someone give the fella his ritalin please?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# They let me have crayons again!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Man i'm bored -GAYSHIFT IS EARLY!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# resize the window for added fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I was going to do that with mine :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# you did
your a lousy ninja
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I just feel really, really sorry for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Your put-down has failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It wasn't a put down
It was a heart felt feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I doubt that.
Mind you, I bet you can feel your heart beating, with your head up your arse so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Aaaaw
It thinks it's people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# haha, you accused me of deleting, and then deleted your own!
You fat failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yes but you miss one pint.
If you slit your wrists everyone would gather round and complain that someone would have to clean up the mess.
It's a bit like when you were born and the doctor wasn't sure which bit to keep.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Well aren't you lovely.
Upset over a few pixels :-(

Why not get back to fucking Pasanonic and sucking Mofaha's balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I think you need to ask mummy about the birds and the bees.
fornication of any kind can not be done into the testicles.
Now shush. The grown ups are speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# oh my, you really are up yourself.
Where do you think you're posting? A serious art forum? Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# shhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I think not.
And what on earth did you mean with "fornication of any kind can not be done into the testicles"? That doesn't even make sense, and has nowt to do with anything I said.

Are you seeing things in your rage? First I "delete" a post, now this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Carrick-at-urs, right ?


Click for bigger (219 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# LOL FUTEBAALS?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Are we still shopping Barry then?

not sure if it counts as a caricature?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You forgot to deselect the teeth:P
It's a shite compo anyway. I've beens saying it for the last three days kebab has been pushing it every other fucking thead he posted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Tried that
His gums looked orange :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I meant the teeth:P
EDIT: Oh so did you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# what is the jizt of this weeks compo(st)?
edit : *clicks link above* that "description" gave me a headache... simpleton version please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Post a picture of someone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# This^^^^
Preferably famous, but random mates of yours that we have never seen before are cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# well at least we have 2 days less than normal....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Board admin turn up 2 days late and see the first compo as they're in a rush.
Sadly it was this one. We even did 2 two option pole as we were bored between this and barbs which was Unusual charities and it kebab's lost even then!
I think this compo is utter, utter shite and excludes a large amount of messagebaord source.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I think I see what you are trying to say, but I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's exactly the same as every other week.
The compo isn't shit, it is merely that morons don't bother reading the description, see a couple of entries and make up their own compo that fits in with the couple of pics they have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# It think it just too specialised.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Which should actually make it a better
compo, because people will have to think a bit before entering. Or at least you would think they would....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I cant read
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I know SkUGy ;)
But you didnt just post a pic of a famous person did you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Which should actually make it a better
because people will have to think a bit before entering. Or at least you would think they would....
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# This is a fantastic challenge.
The best one in a very, very long time. Sadly the problem lies with the entrants, who are dull-witted retards unable to ( as per usual ) read the challenge and comprehend that posting ( or reposting ) a picture of a famous person does not fit the brief in the slightest.

fuck off half-wits. Caricature!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Lo Sir.
How is Rorsch coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# slowly


Click for bigger (250 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Tres Woo
- May I dump this here as I don't want to create a new thread for a pea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# ZOMG
ITS HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Desist and move away from the Battenberg, creep!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I like this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hahah
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# That's awesome
!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# reposting thread deleter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# *cue battenberg police car repost*
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# always with the Battenberg!
Fantastic madam and I am fully behind your stance on Marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# but its a victimless crime
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It's also a good reason to leave your window open.
FREE CAEK!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Wherever there is Marzipan, Sponge and Jam there is always a victim of crime.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You'll be first up against the wall
Fortunately for you, the firing squad will be armed only with delicious cakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# If they have Chocolate Eclairs sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The revolution starts here..
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# B3ta got me hooked on battenberg!
Brought a mr kipling family sized one this morning, and have eaten most of it already like the gluttonberg i am.

Will definately not get another one - theyre too addictive!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hehe I couldn't eat a Family Sized one
perhaps a slice but I would pick at the Marzipan or maybe just disgard it altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# have a batternberg pea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahah you are much win
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I was expecting something like this...


Woo anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Arf!
I missed a trick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# amazing glass breakage
waste of a good cayke, but
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# lighting check and long lost vintage car emblem




still not finished but heres a few pics of the lights on my saucer project.
the badge on the front is a genuine 1960 ford consul emblem from a car i owned in the late eighties,
i had given it to a friend of mine to restore the enamel and forgotten about it, i visited him last week, he gave it back "hey remember this" he said, yay ! perfect saucer material.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# is this being made for a filmamumum
or just because?

it is very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# just because i can realy
i am getting into stop mo, i might start hawking my cv about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Well you can put b3ta down as a reference
Your stuff is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Imagine if you did the Hitchhiker's Guide in stop motion.
Well, I'm imagining that anyway.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# this is a nice idea but would take about ten years.
the mars attacks bubblegum cards need doing i reckon.
www.bubblegum-cards.com/Mars-Attacks/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh yes
I see a certain resemblance to your pilot, only with less giant external brain.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Meh it's OK.
What you got as an encore?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# one word
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Consul!
Excellent. I had a 1970's Consul which really was not one at all but a German LHD Granada Ghia coupe.
My dad had a Ford Zodiac which I thought was very posh when I were a nipper.

saucer is looking good, coming along a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# mine was a 1960 farnham convertible
truly one of the coolest cars on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# COR!
You have teh REAL LIFE skillz!

Aceroo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# udderly brilliant
collect the whole set
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Awesomeness!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] MOAR TAXES ON CATFOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoasting...


"exaggerates or distorts the essence of a person or thing to create an easily identifiable visual likeness" Think it's appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Like this then?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and this

(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I likes this.
Likes muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A dirty filthy pea, that no one cared about then or now :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ooo that could be a good compo in the future.
Celebrity own brand products!


EDIT: Although I am nom nom nomming on these atm.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# awww, 'e looks just like ....
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Shopped posts only:P
Sorry but these are both from the 4OD site, both about people starting high school/collage.
Looks aside, does one just look a little unrealist to you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# 4th from the right on the top one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# No
Apart from the parents in to top they're all mean to be 17-18ish years old!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I dont know then,
enlighten me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Will the collage be made from macaroni
and cut out bits of magazine? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# You sad sad man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Your mum!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# oooh new 30 rock tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# age is no barrier to stupidity
ashally, its cos they cant find any high skool age people able to
[ ] a. memorise their lines
[ ] b. act
[ ] c. inspire the american dream in the sheeple who watch it
[x] d. all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# True but they're obviously rich
Which means they don't have to think about getting through high school.

Although in the new Skins Ardal O'Hanlon played utterly fucked off and hates his job Pyscology teacher:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Skins, 1 and 3 from left
appear to have really really tiny heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Now dougal,
this head is small, that head is very far away....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# *looks confused*
Go over it one more time, Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well Ardal O'Hanlon is in it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# In what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Skins, 1 and 3 from left
Was what you replied to. It could be a thread about Skins:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Why is Ardal O'Hanlon in it?
I thought it was about kids....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Above
'Although in the new Skins Ardal O'Hanlon played utterly fucked off and hates his job Pyscology teacher:)'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# masterful
I do genuinely like your pics - they have a sort of 'anti-art' to them.

It takes skill to make something look that crap

*highbrows*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# High, pointy brows.
Edit: I'm looking forward to a challenge entry from you. When are you going to deliver?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# dunno
might not get the time. I want to do another caricature at some point though, so even if the compo ends and i dont submit anything, ill still have a go in future
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# WINNAR!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# this pleases my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Obligatory NewCompanionSwap


Do they ever cast anyone without a wonky eye?
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Nice leather getup though. Phwoar etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I presume this is some kind of post modern ironic humour?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# it's more post post modern than post modern
after all, post modernism is old hat now. I think we might even have moved on so far that we are pre-new-modernism by now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I am a member of the new modern army.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# My god look what you've gone and done!
/no rest for the wicked ones blog
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Well you have to !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Who's his assistant this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Julian Clary.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Although he does have a time machine so it could be Helen Keller.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Kevin Kurgan
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Wee! Have an oldcompanionswap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Um....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# you have dramatically exagerated his height!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# The liquify tool feels loved today I think.
(SillyShits, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry. I'm just gonna stick this here
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# kicked my arse!
ho ho ho

shouldve been on his campaign posters. :)
(SillyShits, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Why does that make me think of Happy Gilmore?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This wasn't nearly as much fun as I thought it would be...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# You know why don't you?
They're already caracitures of themselves anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# they are sommat that starts with a
'c'
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# comrades?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Now..
I want you to animate Ant and Dec having a forehead contest to see who can enlarge theirs the most until Dec's esplodes over Ant (mm sounds a bit gay but hey ho)

Meanwhile you have todays woo, tis brilly
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# FAQ
Please only post 'shops and your own work, consider posting on the links board. Posting un-altered images found on google is a no-no





haha, *click*
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] some i did a while ago......
I'm gonna blow my load all at once!!!!!!
Cat - Red Dwarf

My Mate Karl

Chloe Anette - Red Dwarf

Roy Keane

Kryten - Red Dwarf

my mate jamie

Rimmer - Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Consider Kochanski and Kryten stolen and saved to my PC.
Lovely.

[edit] fuck it!

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# that's
the kindest thing anyone has ever done to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# awesome Lydon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# WOO!
Your Jonny Rotton has to be the sickest thing i've seen in ages and i work in a hospital.
(SillyShits, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I like the Popeye Kinghtely.
Oh, and the Mr Rotten, and the Patrick Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha = that kiera knightley one is ORSOM!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Thanks all.
I'm off to play Rock Band 2 in my pants.

I don't have a games console. That's what I say when I actually mean, "I'm off for a big wank!" which is what I call a "Big Mac".

No, I am actually going to play Rock Band. In my pants. While eating a "Big Mac". Which is my euphemistic term for chips.

And by eating I mean smearing on my tits.

Ta ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Photos or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Argh
I was racking my brains trying to remember when your two mates had appeared on Red Dwarf. Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# ha ha
they haven;t but they do attend weddings, birthdays and piss-poor look-a-like contests
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I do rather like Jamie's ears.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# caricature.
I'm sure there is a description of said word somewhere. Maybe on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caricature
A caricature is either a portrait that exaggerates or distorts the essence of a person or thing to create an easily identifiable visual likeness, or in literature, a description of a person using exaggeration of some characteristics and oversimplification of others.

yeah but who cares :D
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# obviously only those
who can read care.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Where is my hummus?
I spent an eternity trying to figure out what I wanted to do with this, this is what you get. I'm tired, leave me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I don't know what you were doing with it...
...but I like it. I like odd.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Goes rather well with 'Bjork - Army of Me'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hmm, what's that from? Also (if you can be bothered) what is your opinion of Volta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# is odd is good
wooz
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Looks like...
Zordon
(Papa Chocolat, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds