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# dive dive dive
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# EMO CAT!
EDIT: Also, I just noticed this.



Am I right? or am I right?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# He was on loose women and I thought exactly the same thing
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Which one?
As if it matters! THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Mckenna
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# this will probably only register with Merikan NBC pundit watchers
and semi-Rightwing, anti-gay religious loons


(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Awww!
Also, sorry to TJ, look what I've been making!



From cubeecraft.com/

I made a kickass Vader too, but my housemate stole it... =(
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# thats lovely!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Jigglypuff!!!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# The second best pokemon :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Whats the best one
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Charmander!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I prefered vulpix and eevee
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Yay!
My favourite pokemon too! :D

Although my second would have to be Psyduck, rather than Jigglypuff.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# psyduck ftw! :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# *checks*
Hell yes! He was fucking brilliant :D

My only experience of Pokemon was from the cartoon on SM:TV Live :) And Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Charmander used to turn up all the time :) For good reason too ;)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Awesome!
I saw these on links the other day and I need to go and buy some card to make them :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Ah, I didn't bother with card.
Although it'd probably work and look much better.

But it's raining outside (what can you expect from Manchester?) so sod going to the shops...
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Its raining in sheffield too,
but I braved the rain to get some take away, and it was good :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I may actually
give it a go with photo paper as I have tons of the shite at the moment....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# That's fucking woo!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# woo
seems a good plce to spam this link as well

cocking awesome animated cardboard music video.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# That is pretty awesome!
But hovering and reading the link, I was hoping for this....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=94jqdxsPg3I
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)
# That's got a huge amount
of win right there.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# In the 'stuff made from cardboard' league,
you can't top Milky:

www.milkyfan.com/create.php
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Lol catmarine!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# LAUNCH THE NUKES
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# can your pussy do the swim?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I did a hentai caricature.

CLICK FOR NSFW YOU DIRTY PETFUCKER.
(With thanks to Pasanonic for stroking it for me...)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# wooo
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# it's not difficult. this took about 20 minutes to draw.
I spent longer looking for batteries for my camera, to no avail.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I have no time scale on my furry ladies
I would guess they are about 10mins - 2 hours
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Not that I'm complaining or nuffink.
but when you say 'improve the quality' would it not be simple to make all the lines into selections, convert to paths then stroke the selections with various brush parameters to get a clean, crisp line art?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I lost you at "but"
but I shall see if i can work out how to do that just now...
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# it's a very quick process
and helps to turn my crude tracing into half-decent line art with the minimum off effort.

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1232846597/yiff.jpg

I'm going to do another picture like the Watchmen one but this time I'm going to record video and screenshots to create a 'tutorial' ( more a "this is what i do, some technique might be useful to you" than any kind of tutorial, as I'm no expert nor do I work traditionally ) for tattyworld and that will include sketch to line-art in that.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# cool, I'll certainly look out for that.
Edit: Oh wow! Cheers! Just clicked the link.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# NP.
As I say it gets very quick once you get used to it. I now have action scripts set up with my 3 main brushes on F2, F3, F4 and now all I do is draw a quick path and press a function key, this strokes the path with the line I want and deletes the work path ready for the next line, nice and quick.
It's a technique that would work very well for your sketches if you wanted to move on into line and colour with them.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# yes, I was thinking the same.
I'll look into the technique over the next couple of days, and wait with bated breath for your tutorial :)
I'm normally not neat and tidy with the sketches on purpose, but sometimes it's really because I can't be arsed being tidy.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# This is very good for explaining the basics of what I'm talking about
www.farlowstudios.com/content/view/14/28/

( 4 page tutorial, be sure to click next for page 2 )
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# bookmarked for when my eyes aren't like sheep's cunts.
cheers. I'm off to my kip. night night.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I would actually love to get some education from
you sir! However, I doubt you know anything about paint.net's platform :(
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# sadly no.
I've never looked at it. I've only just taught myself to paint with tattyshop having used Painter for ages.
When I get around to installing CS4 and seeing if I like it ( I did not like illustrator cs3 and still use cs2 a lot ) I might let you have my old CS3 creative suite.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# You know I love you regardless,
but that would genuinely make me bum you :) Even though you're a ginge ;)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# stroking the selection with various brush parameters
that makes a great euphemism
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I would have used a filter
or possibly (if i hadn't run out of gin) I would have used 400 filters and ended up with a psychedelic mess. My hard drive is full of them.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# first thing to do with any scanned or
photo sketch is to open the levels and bring the black and white sliders together for a whiter paper and darker lines. then if you make a path over your lines ( by mouse, pen or selection ) choose a hard round brush, give it some pressure fade and then stroke the path with it you can get a line that looks like it was hand inked.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# sounds like allot of hard work to me
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That would work
well enough. I just like to have an element of control over my lines so it looks like I drew it. which I do, I just don't draw it in a single stroke. Tutorial I linked above explains it better than me. I'm too sober to be eloquent tonight.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# hmm I shall give it a bash
I'm not a drawing sort of person though
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Haha oh fuck thats sexy
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :D
Needs more yellow post-it note and weetabix eyebrows.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# haha
were you waiting for a jamnog post to post that?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I post so many of those things its hard to miss
edit : *loves drbroon*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# haha
no, it was purely coincidental.

maybe he'll love me now. I'm disappointed cenaris wasn't first in.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# marvoulus yiffery.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Why is it the yiff appears
when I listen to anime soundtracks?

EDIT: Will there ever be an anime as good as Escaflowne again?

"You are my brother; we share the same blood. This world is difficult for a... gentle soul such as yours to bear. This world, where man fights against man - no, where every living thing fights to take the life of another! We kill beasts, we kill dragons, we even kill men! Fighting begets fighting, and the slaughter begins anew - such is the way of the world."
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
IT IS SQUIRRELS WITH TITS! THIS IS THE SEXIEST THING IN THE WORLD! ;D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Skwerltits!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# haha, this is good.
I think I've said that before.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# :D no idea
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i'm guessing from the comments here that i missed some drama.
good.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I missed it too.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# no wai!

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Phwoar!
Fwaps
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# heh
good timing. and nice shoppage again.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Like a well oiled machine
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# These are ace!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I could make them better
if i had the time
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# super xD
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I forgot to say that yours is good, as always.
Long may they continue :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# too kind
I have been looking at horses in the background now I think i might make a few horse girls
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] living caricature
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeeeeean!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# nice shoppage there
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Paul McKenna meets Rowen?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# um
honestly no idea who Paul McKenna is. BBC America and B3ta are my only links to Euroland
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# He is a hypnotist,
particularly popular in the 90s in the uk with a show on ITV, which is channel 3 in the UK :)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0Pb72IPUc
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Ah
a TV Witchdoctor.
Hate them with a passion. You don't have to suffer with that twat John Edward do you?

This idiot
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# there is only one idiot here today.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# He's on the
cable and satellite channels and I despise him with a passion. I think that kind of emotional fraud should be made illegal.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I'm thinking of painting this
Any suggestions?

That's my dog on the right.


(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# do it!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Ha! Gutted!
Your dog is quite clearly a cat ;)

Also, French Bulldog puppies are lovely!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# no, he's a dog
He's a dog.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# your dog is a cat.
suggestion: paint it on velvet.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I shall piss on your mind :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i wondered what that liquid was.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# arrgh
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Yes, use paint.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Yay!


Anyho I'm off to bed - nite nite sweet b3tans!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# oh hellooo!

surprise collaboration between cockweasle and me (also known as the "i swiped your pic and repurposed it" manouever).

edit: shit, i forgot to link to the news story that inspired this.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# PEANUTS!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I was just gonna find it and link it :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I love that
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# rich gay penut!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# oh hello there
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I have never beheld such a fearsome monkey nut
this one's attitude obviously makes it unique?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Please don't steal my eyes Mr. el hombre
kthx
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Fuckin' mexicanz
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Early morning snort-laugh
from me
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# but...how did they catch him?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# i confessed.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Nut!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *crax*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# WHYYY
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# bluecocksforeyeslol
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# argh
!!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
RED SAUCE! RED SAUCE!

No you cunt! It is fucking Tomato Sauce or Ketchup! Not Red fucking sauce!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ded'orse mayte.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Can you explain something to me please
my Antipodean friend?

Why do you aussies use Cockney rhyming slang so much?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# we are a nation of criminals pure and simple.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Well yeah, I understand that.
However, cockney rhyming slang wasn't developed until after you had all been shipped off innit....

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# rhyming slang started about 1840 transportation finsished about 1870.
there was a goldrush, then the ten pound pom in recent times but it's all down to the fact we're a bunch of immigrants
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# All chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boy
All chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boyAll chips and no sauce makes jack a dull boy
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# It's stormed down the board, so I'll respond up here:
That full Vimeo version of the Obama .gif is feckin' excellent. Well done :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# My,
What a rum red fellow!

Woo!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Cunt was probably trying to be all over the place at the same time
Sad git, bound to end in failure ;)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# bwahahahahha
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# what?!
what what?!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# O_o
I sense an imminent threesome
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# grrwwwff
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# :D
I don't think I have ever known you to post so many pics in one night :D

These are molto woo sir!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# What can I say, I'm on a roll*
*Have no life :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Bah!
If you having no life, means these things keep getting made, I hope you don't :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Dixon, explain how THAT creature can make a 'ff' sound.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Through the nostrils
Next!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# *experiments with own tigerish nostrils*
*produces a muddied, compromised 'sssssss' sound*

*gives benefit of doubt while suspecting Dixon has somehow 'Photoshopped' the above picture*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# *hands you tissue*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# This is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
although toys that might eat me is a scarey thought.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm a tad worried about tonight, to be honest
a few of our cuddly bedtime companions may be confined without much dignity to the shelf, roughly where they land
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# - refrains from comment -
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello B3ta
I drew you

CFreadable
(90kb)

'Ning!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# looks about right
high five!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Bob :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :D
By the way, I haven't forgotten about making you another Afro Disco Cat. I have a day off on Tuesday so I'll get cracking then.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
I did makings today :D

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# W00t!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You may like these too :)


(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Is the last one a Chemical Brother?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Nah,
it is a lego man made out of lego, or it was meant to be anyway ;)

Any suggestions, feel free to gaz me ;)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Yay a monkey! no wait I was caught out last time ;)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yay for Che!!!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# You knows it :)
I am working on a Mao now too.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Will he look like a monkey
because I get easily confused.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# No,
however he will look like every other ching chong ping pong though....

/casual racism blog
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Well if you make a Mao I might require another 10 minutes later
/adding to the casual racist blog
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# He's looking saucy
and also like he has a herpetic blister under his nose.

Oh Che.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I know :(
It looked fine until I photographed it :(
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# it is like a mirror
infront of my eyes yet behind my ears

reflecting all the can that the possibilities of the now must have not of been once.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I like the face on the /board one, he means biznizz.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# i just realised i should post on OT:
My mum is presently listening to enya baaaaaaaaawwwwwww

nice representation
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hurray, we have a penis.
And a little bit of wee.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Wow.
Never thought I'd find my sympathies lying with off-topic.
Does this mean I'm gonna be the mother of a sickly child?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yes.
It will do nothing but gurn and spin in circles, and then just when you think it's going to do something without fucking it up it'll wet its knickers and be sick all over its shoes.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That's me.
The kid's a chip off the old block!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# yes, quite



:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant.
Have a click from the clique.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ooooh! very nice indeed! woo!!!
very Steadmanesque.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Ha, I wish. Steadman is cocking ace.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# this should go in the FAQ
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :D Woo!
The FAQ does need updating, it must be said.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Compo it
I should think.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Ohhhh
That hadn't even occured to me! Will do!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# lol!
so precise it must be a photograph
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI HITLA

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Oh Hai Hitler!
Hai Dekion!

Question, is Obama really the president?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Well yeah, they had a big parade and everything.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# But he fluffed the swearing in....
I WANT A NEW CONSPIRACY FROM YOU!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ok...hmm..
Cheddaz is goode foode.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Silly Dekion!
You of all people should know that facts is not conspiracies!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# answer
unfortunately
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Why unfortunately?
McCain would have been better? I mean, obviously the free chips would be nice, but....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# *points at the idiot*
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# That's a mirror.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# the question is
is he really in charge.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# No, of course not!
Boris Johnson is the man behind it all....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# He is and he isn't - I suppose the pedants would say
he hasn't sworn in properly - but hey who gives a shit he was elected wasn't he, all that swearing in is just a nonsense although a formality that appears have to be done for the sake of it more than the meaning.

www.vimeo.com/2948158
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# But was he? ;)
Nice Vimeo :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Yes he was
He did it again on Wednesday.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I made you a cake b3ta!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Oh shit, its alive!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# it sensed your presence
aproach it from downwind you'll have a better chance of taking it.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I think I shall go to the takeaway, I am hungry
But I doubt they sell cake
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# proper late night takeaway :D
I could do with some more nom noms.

the earlier stew seems to of already been dissolved in my acids. :(
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I had chicken with chips and soured cream and reggae reggae sauce earlier with some leftover mexican shit from the other night
Im still hungry, I just hope the one that I will go to is still opens
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I have my fingers crossed
it makes it some what harder to type.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# *noms*
God, I could do with a cake right now.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I have a chocolate eclair
shaped thing if you want it....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Your penis covered in chocolate doesnt count
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# But it tastes of chocolate
and has a creamy filling....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oh...
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I always expect that to be porn....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# So do I
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# sad trombone
also is quite likely to be something sexual.

the rusty trombone as a concept makes me feel pretty upset.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# What on earth is that?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Click it
Its not porn
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It is a cymbal crash....
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# and some drums
bud dum.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Thanks and all that,
but how big is it? GAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT HAS FUCKEN EYES!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# suprize gif cake
:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nice cake. Would it like to join in?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# This is Flantastic!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha I fucking love this
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# it gets a bit savage around other sweet bakery products.
you should of seen the mess it made of the vol au vents
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'll tell them to battenburg down the hatches.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yes.
becareful with your money around it as well. It's always trying to sponge off others.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha lovely cake although still not as evil as the battenberg!


For anybody who cares to see the full .mov version of the Obama-Liquify gif I posted a little way down the board here is the link
www.vimeo.com/2948158

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# aaargh
it lives!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# yummy
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
ace :)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNETS


CAN YOU ALL DRAW ME A PAINT CHICKEN PLEASE?
THANKS
:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# HERE IS AN PAINTCHICKEN!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# FUCK YES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Here another chicken!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Mongchicken
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it eats soup with a chickendobber
edit: oh, I forgot about this



edit2: but it's not paint so it doesn't count
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Can I use Paint.net?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# only if you draw it in paint.exe first
damn it!

edit: zombiechicken
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# JUST DRAW ME A FUCKING CHICKEN
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Strangest looking chicken Ive ever seen
:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That's because it is the lesser
known Tango chicken!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# MS Paint?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# PAINT :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# there yer go
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# haha
now that's some chicken

:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Thats some funky chicken :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i have no ability to do a paint chicj=ken
i only use b3ta to chat and critise
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Your chatting is all wrong.
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Well do you have a relevant chicken related post that you have posted before?
That would also make me somewhat happy
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Fucking cunting Charlton!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# love you mongychops
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# it's got a leg for each member of the family!
:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I like its face
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Your chicken seems to be being carried off
by 5 and half stick men?
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# a rp cos I'm only half awake... sorry

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Haha thats a repost! Fuck yeah!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# sure
I couldn't draw then, and it hasn't changed since
so I felt obliged to tell teh inturnets
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# little green chicken!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# he's full of cluck!


this chicken is going to war against bernard matthews
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Thats a very nice chicken
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# sad chicken is sad because it looks like shit
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# he's laid an eggs!
what an unusual man chicken!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# its actually just a large grey shit
he looks like shit, and his shit looks like eggs

no wonder he is sad
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# THAT CHICKEN IS GOING TO DROWN
BUT HE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP PEEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# chickenloop
:D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# haha!
brilliant!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Grrrowlllf

Previous: Grrrrrr
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Fuck yeah for cuddly things :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Aww!
Marginally less creepy than some real kid's toys I've seen...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Aww so cute and yet so carnivorous!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Like his daddy :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# WOO!


                                                        
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# That's lully :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# haha the reverse of some of wil's stuff...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :D
This is lovely. Woo Sir!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I like this lots
woo there Dixon
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigger than the frickin' moon! ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Oooh top face-thingying :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# wow
woo and yay
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You really are rather woo at this sort of thing
Woo Maiden :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Took ages to complete but ruined to some extent by gif optimisation
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i wouldn't mind a link to the internet breakingly large
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I'll post a .mov to Vimeo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# sweet
mother of
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahah nice work.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Christ on a breadstick!
That's a bit woooAAAHHHRG!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# "Dinner's ready.."
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Alas poor yoric,
I knew him well done....
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Skull Cooker
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# LOL!
She is cooking in the Skullery :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# OMG LOL, she's made a fucking dimensional vortex!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Paradoxical Cooking with Ainsley Harriot!
LOLMNNNNNGH!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# OMG! HE'S PRICKED THE SAUSAGE!
NOW WE HAVE SAUSAGE WITH A PRICK!

OMGLOL! AISNFLEY GHARRICOTS!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HA HA HA!
OMG! PAUL RANKIN JUST SAID CHOP HIS CELERY AND AINSLEY THOUGHT HIS PAYCHECK WAS GONNA GET CUT! ROZZERLOLS!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# HAHAH THEY'VE FALLEN INTO THE FEED TROUgH! and will be raped by wigs!
*HAHAH FOLLICAL PISSES*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Wigs is serious business dude!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# WIG!
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *epic guitar riff*
SKULL COOKER

*epic guitar riff*

SKULL COOKER

*drumkit explodes drummer runs off stage on fire*

FUCK!! YEAH!!!

*stage detonates*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha, I'd pay to see this
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *Some kind of pun about Skulls, cooking and stuff*
Which eludes me at the moment.

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*rolls on the floor coughing up batteries*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# ROFL!
*swallows an oxtongue*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
tongue tail
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# :S
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# LOLGUSSET! I needed that for short-wave reception!
HAHAHA HAHA!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# What
Out of Ham(let)?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# great job microwave!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# mmmm

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Nice tits.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# RAAAHH
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAWN
woo nicely shopped
( - how many ppl yawned?)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# You bum.
Now I've gone and had one of those half yawns because I was trying to not yawn. Now my jaw feels funny.

You bastard.

;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I almost did
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I just did and like Dave tried not to
So I ended up doing one of those lip-quivering mong things
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Did you dribble a little bit?
I bet you did ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I expect he had his trousers on...
...so how would he know?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Roar!
nice stuff
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Top taggage!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# this!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# :) I want to give Belgians some work to do
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# You should post new threads more often.
Triffic.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :D cheers, I'm just a lazy shit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# dropbears are scarier.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# huggle it?
A tad dangerous dude, it looks like it's in the mood for eating skin
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
I shall treat my teddy bear with the upmost caution tonight
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# this is rather good
I have the urge building for a crap paint.exe thread

but I'm scared, people will get angry as it isn't gayshift yet
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# stunningly
goodnessy
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# so damn good
lovely tagging too
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# These are all of the win
but this one is my favourite by miles ;)

(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? It's harder and harder to stay original
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# "WHY!! I CAN'T HANDLY THIS KNIFE WITHOUT MA ILL FITTING GLOVES!"
*STAB* *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* *STAB*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Shit shit shit!!
I forgot the glove!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# "Thus proving, Your honour, that my client was NOT responsible"
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# www.//\escape
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# the olduns are the olduns!
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Lenny!......
....or Karl!
Whichever is the black one!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# *looks at hand*
It's karl
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# pfffthaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# hah unexpected
you get a lol from me!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Very sinister indeed
still with that idle, carefree smile
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)

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