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# Mallet's Mace
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# lol, timmy mallet
is there no end to his talent

edit: you know, looking at this

if that kid was standing up, he'd be taller than timmy mallet

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
end start
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# same thing
:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He came to our uni loads
but I managed to miss him every time :-(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# maybe if you weren't so inebriated the bottles would have flown better
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# strike through . . . bottles . . . strike through . . . SHOE
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# what?!
the shit?

hahahaha

twat :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Someone( freebs I think),tried to book him for a bash!
But he didn't reply, or declined.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# awww
still, I guess there's only so much drunken "YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT" one could cope with :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# And that 39 seconds was about 39 seconds too much . . .
neeeeenaaaaaaaaaaar . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# nenenenenenenenenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
O_o
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
How much do you reckon it would cost if you want him to tell someone that you gave them HIV?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# about 10 quid
:D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# you need
the special codes
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# bigger . . . I find this faster . . . bigger
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I think he came to northumbria while I was there..
but i only saw kieth chegwin.. I think I caught a tshirt that he threw at the crowd as well.. although I don't remember what happened to it.

strange, you would of thought I'd have treasured it.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
end begining
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ha! Pissed on!

(mind wise!!)
(unless that's yer bag..then we could come to some sort of arrangement)
(sorry)
(i'll shut up now)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# haha
no thanks
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# she's a bus driver..
she has to deal with the smell of it in her job I doubt she would wanna do it for fun times :P
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# haha so true
but you know those buses smell of wee even after the cleaners have supposed to have cleaned it - I think they use some kind of wee based cleaning products.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahaha . . . that was my guess too !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Bus cleaner!
How do they find people to do that?

One for Tony Robinson,I think.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
Even sewer cleaners turn down that job.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# or the drunks on your bus aren't fussy :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Indeed.
Neither would I.

Which I realised after typing.

Good job this is only the internet!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Reply to edit
Maybe that's why Timmy is bludgeoning him to death.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
#
end to his talent limit
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Plays along with the anvil chorus !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I've put that on in the background now
and you're right, it works brilliantly.
I wish you could make gifs with sound :-(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Me too . . . how tough could it be . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *says "Bleurgh"*


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Would have made Saturdays 65.2% better
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# he's such a tit! :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# One of Noel's best Gotcha's though!



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# did he shoot him with a crossbow?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I don't think that the bow was that angry . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ba da bing . . . ba da boooooooom !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I wonder what horrors are on his wiki page:
..is a TV presenter, broadcaster and suspected offender..

What an ambiguous comment, doesn't really expand to much; just sounds sinister

but then again he is an exceedingly strange bloke at the end of the day :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# "suspected offender"
hahaha
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sit back and prepare, for nothing.

Sorry about the quality, haven't got a mouse, only a touchpad :(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# heh! :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# NUTS !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha! wonderful.



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# 18 months?
huh?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I fear I may be pointing out the obvious
so I won't.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# people do not know how to write the date properly?
good point
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# The septics don't.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# silly septics!
can they do anything?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# gee i aint heard that saying for yonks...
stupid living in wales...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm...Corporate logo?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaat . . . I can't ear you !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# are disney doing hearing aids now?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# if seals could walk upright
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# ..they'd be easier to club.


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Speaking of clubs . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# fore!
argh, bugger where's me golf racket?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I belive its called a golfing stick
:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# actually i was joking
it's a golf bat
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# but it hasn't got any wings...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# He can't handle it !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# *clubs*


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Wood you believe it?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Trying to iron it out . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Don't get me started on golf puns......


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# mmmm sandwedges
remembers that song
"you can be the bun, i can be the burger girl" or something i wasn't really listening...
"out here on teh dance floor, yeah we can makes sammi-edges"
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# fuck yeah
that song was shite
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i never did find a burger girl
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# probably smeared in molten cheese and tomato sauce anyway
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# with bacon?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# now ya talkin!
:D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hold the mayo while I'm puttering about . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *smarts*
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Marvellous!
I bet he still wins though!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley! It must be a bindun


so quick and dirty.. 20 mins in ps
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# 20 mins! to recreate the background so well?!
that's impressive.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# actually
it was easier than that! dont want to say more and give away my ps secrets ;)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# you shopped the board and feet into a blank image
yes? hence the dodgy shadow

still woo though, so have a click
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I was being silly :P
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i did wonder....
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ok, you got me!
hehe!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Top quality lurkage
and shophotary!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] invisible gravity

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I do hate it when gravity obscures my vision
happens a lot while drunk.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# LETS RACE!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# OKAY!


crap.. they're going the wrong way.

what shit fish.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# RISHFACE!
...fish race!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# It keeps changing!


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# HIYA!
*waves* dammit i'm a lousey ninja :(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# My mind does in the like when does it that !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# does in the like?
mine mine mind she so broken
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ninja learned I you from . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Shadow?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ...shh its a puddle
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Not looking where going he is . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
bmmmmmmmmm!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# And on onto the night . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# okay okay i get it :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The only thing that will get hurt is the shoes !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooops...

Hey maybe it's worth even more now...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Titties!!


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# tsk...
it's art!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# arties!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# artits
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Returned to Oz?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# that's a fucked up little film
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# the wheelies!!
they shit me right up as a kiddie
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hell yeah
That and Labyrinth completed my nightmares at the tender age of seven
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# labrynth didn't enter into them untill I was older
and re watched it and saw how much cock framing there is in it.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Only gave me nightmares
Because my little sister had just been born and I was very sensitive to the whole baby snatching part. Now I think it's an excellent film :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# But you now have a baby!!!
So It should be scarier!!

How is the little 'un?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# She's good ta
Six months on Thursday, I can't believe it!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Blimey!!


:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I know
Two teeth as well, which isn't comfortable... for me .... ;)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# oh, that bit where they all turned to sand and one of them had their head fall open - FUCK
Also I think that movie is one of the reasons I got so upset the first time my mum got ECT.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Well ECT is terrifying anyway
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ^ I liked it

even though Dorothy looked like a crackhead... :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
even though because
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# haha you may have a point there :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# <s>may</s>
:D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I haven't seen it,
but wheelies and a crack-head dorothy? I'm willing to give it a watch.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# If you've seen Wizard of Oz it comes as a bit of a shock
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I have...
and those flying monkeys gave me the fear as a kid.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Watch the wheelies
And those monkeys will seem cute as - well - monkeys
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ^ haha
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# No Don't!!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# she turned into such a fox when she grew up...
also: first wheeler - dennis pennis?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Nah, looks like Paul Kaye to me!

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# it's faruiaxiaizia baulk..
no way!

I'm also really struggling not to say what do you mean "when she grew up".. looks like I've failed though.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# P D'oh!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I forgot about the squeaking :(
why did I click.. WHY!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I remember there was a scene with the room of heads
that was a bit fucked up :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The whole film was
But the whole thing with the heads scared the crap out of me
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# yep
and the trolls faces that moved through rock

funnily enough, i have a frank l. baum book which is the bit between 'wizard' and 'return' that has a transexual princess as the main character

that's fairly fucked up too
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# the second one:
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I've never seen it.
This clip was linked last week,so i just youtubed it.
I must see it now though....
...to the torrents online dvd shop
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# they scream when awakened, if I remember rightly
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# yea that's the feckers
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# you were only supposed to blow the doors off!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# YOU CAN DO EET!!!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Bananaphobia!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Push that turd out boy
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Black man with bananas!!
Is he on a boat?

too much?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# NEGROES?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# This is my contribution for today.
Bleh.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Poor.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Is that like cod roe?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Race is no limitation to bananas.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# BANANALYMPICS!!


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# LOL. I said anal.




(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# BAN ANAL YM PICS
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yngwie Malmsteen?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Your mother?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Ha! You win at sick porn!!


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I like it because it's wrong c:
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Riverghost?


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I've had that spastic on ignore for months
has he improved?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Ignore?
Why?
He's lovely.
Perfectly harmless.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Apparently I deserve no respect from anyone because I did drugs once
I'll find the link, just a moment
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I share this view point
and I've done many drugs a fair few times.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *ignores*
Even though it's none of my business.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yay!
I can now make fun of you with out you seeing what I'm saying.. happy days.

this is what drug users do.


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i have half a brain?!
FUCK
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# there is definate shading
and secondary line to denote the other half.

yay terrible art skills :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yes! Yes you do!
:P
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Drugs are bad! Mmmmkay.


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# you lied to me!
*ignores you for lying about ignoring me*
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Here
www.b3ta.com/board/8465620

backstory: My old flatmate wound up staying in his hostel (by coincidence). According to riverghost, while he was there he made up a bunch of wild lies about me being some kind of washed up drug addict for no good reason.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Oh goddamn.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Still no reason to ignore you!
I've never took drugs and never will, but it won't stop me talking to people who have, over the interweb, as in, not in the same room, or even hemisphere!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It's ok, I don't need validation
I was just answering your question on why I have him on ignore now.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
yeah righht, like he never did drugs
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What aspect of him caused him to be b& from your sight?
edit: oh, right n/m

hah! www.b3ta.com/board/8465698
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# those banananananananananananananananananananas don't half get about
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I like all of these
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# 'hand over the nanas, or i'll fill you full of lead, bitch'
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananas
/Nanny Ogg blog
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# don't do that
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# No, this might be to far
Monkey on boat, squeezing bananananananananananananananananananananananas
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes.
I can only reply by going even further by using a certain word, which don't wish to use.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I won't go to far and i'm not racist
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# We know that, but there's always some who's quick to accuse.


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I know
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# He's
not black! He looks like a flippin' chinaman to me
(is the word chinaman racist? I do hope so)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# HOOOUGH.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Squeeze it out boy!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# BANANA
TJ : who sings this? pown.it/2870
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Some fag, I believe.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# oh right
Which one?
you'll like this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIn-sMq8-Ls&feature=rec-HM-r2
the best bit is at the end :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# YOU OWE ME.
The Lonely Island - Jizz in my Pants
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# You can dance if you want to
pown.it/2863
Thank you :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Dance? To that shit. Oh heeeeell no.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# this more you're style?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Thanks for mentioning. I am style.
Also, no. I don't listen to music from pown - I like good music.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yea'h! my g'ramma' so bad!
:D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I saw that the other day
is justin timberlake in that?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# It's just my dick in a box :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# BUY IT NOW!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# it's from SNL
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ta
:D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# damn you, and your anti-gravity banana peels!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahah
who made the "bananaphalactic shock" picture? :s
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# haha "THESE BANANAS ARE GONNA FUCKING BLOW!"
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i was bored?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ARGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# What a wonderful coincidence!
My new vid is on links starring The Fear!
Woo to the pic, HARD!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Still making them, then?
Great! :D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I've had a lot banned,
but yes, still going. I'm a bit like rabies. Look away and i'm back with avengence.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Arrrgh! Teh Domo!!



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Domo Fear!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# My first attempt at a ghost!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# ooooooooooooooh, I likes that lot :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# boo!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Mary loves Dick!!

woo ghosts!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It looks terribly like anatomy to me.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# OoH! Nice.



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I hate the scary eel :(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ...
Yes i do too that was the source
that inspired me to make that!
face our fears!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Nicely done, admittedly.
I DON'T LIKE THE SCARY EEL.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Eeeps.......
Scary ......
Likes this....
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Oo, ambient.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pure ambient
like the Orbs third album
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# This is brilliant., Sir.


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# ta much :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Bet he's regretting buying that clifftop castle in Kent.
Lovely.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Ooh that is LOVELY.
*clicks like a madman*
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# that
is fantastische
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Infrastructure nightmare!
/spoilsport
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Good lord
That is fecking ace.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Lotsa woo
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Lovely sir :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I'd hate to be his postman...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# They have a hard enough job posting to a normal house
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# [s'abit good that! ]
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# This is ace......
Very moody......
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Woah!
That reminds me of Castle Duckula.

And that, in turn, has reminded me of the amazing end credits for the same show.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# : O
Bad Jim! bad Jim....

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I like your animations lots.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
You sir, win.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Nowt wrong with two grown up men
frolicking half nak.....ARRRRRRRGHH!!!!! GAYS!!!!!!

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahah
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# No one likes ginger hitler.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Yay Butters returns.
I enjoy these figures.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Aceness!



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# yay
you're back and now in full technicolour too.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# : D
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Haha!
He has a wig of Ginger Herr
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# No-one
says it quite like Butters. Hail!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Nings
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ARGH GNU!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Glad to see the Rod Hull-free life has given him the freedom and hapinesss he always clearly craved.
He's put weight on too, but not in a bad way.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Rod Hull?
Methinks you are geting you bird puppeteers mixed up, Sir.

filename
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I remember him, and this avine shenanigans
People would often call round to his house just to ask "Is Bernie Inn?".
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Oh! Tribs!!



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I have indeed got them mixed up. BUT I've got a good tale. It involves words, but you'll live. QOTW tiem!
I was on an early 'date' with my first girlfriend. I somehow got on to American politics, and was telling her about the candidate I thought would win the primaries
and go on to become the President of the United States (I actually followed this stuff when I was a kid).
"Bill Clinton," I said.

She replied: "Isn't that the one with the ostrich?"

We fell in love.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# haha!


(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# When Friday the 13th is followed by Valentine's day
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Thunderduck!
Awesome!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i didn't get any cards or flowers either
nobody loves me.

nice one sir.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# same here
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Shall we start a club?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Oh lord.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# lets
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Awwww, have a poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
god save the queen
Has a face like a lovelyhappyniceperson.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a fuck
and you do too
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Dear god save the queen,
You have a little cartoon of Hitler next to your name. This drives me wild with lust love lust.
Will you be my Valentine?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i've come over all peculiar now
amongst other things.

i heart you xxxxxxx
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Right then, b3tans, wedding coming up.
Just as soon as gstq signs this contract undertaking to support all 14 of my babies, curb his ketamine habit and keep on looking and behaving exactly like Hitler.

heart you back ! ! ! ! ! ! !
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# pass me my quill and put the oven on Jeeves
i'm getting married.

ps. gaz me pictures of babies.

XXXXX
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# oh god mum im gonna regret this in the morning
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I Choo Choo Choose You!~
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It's funny because it's a train!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ralph FTW!



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Huzzah!~
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Striking !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Heart shaped cloud of doom
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# HB!~
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# WTY
I nearly missed another b3taday :P
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Snappy Candle Day !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It's clearly a duck

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahah
yes
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# haha splendid!~
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Hooray for orbital strike duck.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# quack-tastic.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Ducloud !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Chortle!
Do you think it quacks on each strike?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# And you win the internet for tonight!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Man stood in that spot: "Ow!!! AAAGGHH! When will it end?!"
Most woo.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# needs more Quo
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I want that FPd
but I know I've now doomed it.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# lovestruck?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# really all kinds of excellent
:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nicely.



(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# lightning
goodness
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# nice work.
i've found a stack of anti-valentine's stuff on flickr today and it all made me feel supported in my misanthropy.

fuck relationships, fuck love, fuck couplehood.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# this is so excellent
amazing work!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
puuuuuuuuuuuuush
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ZOMG, ZOMFG WOMAN IN A BIKINI
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# (OH YES)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# IT IZ END OF WORLD
NEXT THEY WILL WANT TO VOTE, OMG
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yay to fertility drugs . . .
great mind bender !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Humans are evolving into Tribbles!
A far superior lifeform, IMHO.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hahahaha
bestest headline ever
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Doctor Who DVD for only 25p?
It even has a free newspaper with it, what a bargain.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I'll think you will find that that is free toilet paper with the dr who dvd
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Not that far off
the truth. I was reading about the youngest mum yesterday and she was 5.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] juggling masterclass



My 1st post but I've been lurking for ages. Hello!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I am thinking that he will even miss that one !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# not keeping his eye on the ball
schoolboy error

nicely done :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I was thinking of something like this . . .
thank you for the opportunity !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Good first post!
Welcome! Have a cup of the hot beverage of your choice.
*edit: Wow, you even beat me for time lurking before posting!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# haha thanks
I only taught myself the basics on Gimp today so I hope to do more :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Coo. Glad you didn't resort to MS Paint. *shudders*
Hope to see more of ya.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Am I the only one who saw Gary Glitter?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Nope
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# nope
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# welcome a/board
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# -hitler?(has only got one ball etc)
ooh er!sorry ....nice pic
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# thanks
I like your stuff muchly
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] George?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ooooooooooh George !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# "Pick up yr dog's turds and fuck off out our park!"
The pointillists were never that keen on depicting dogshit, were they?

Not much of a market for pictures of dogshit in those days, I suppose.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I see henry in the background
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I had no clue as to which guy is George
unless it is the dog.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# it is the monkey
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# on the boat
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's his French cousin, Henri!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Blow harder !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Between reading the caption and the pic loading a few seconds elapsed....
In those few brief moments I didn't know what I was going to see and I must admit not a few of my expectations were a little fruity....
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# That . . . indeed . . . was part of the idea . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# nice delivery
it'll be all black if she blows harder---like sittin' on a branch and sawing it:)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Once you go black . . . etc . . .
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# cheeky little vice versa
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Just awful
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# but thankfully
not the same as every other fucking doodle he has ever done
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# here, who is better, Riker without a beard or Riker with a beard
there is only one way to find out "HARD ANAL SEX FIGHTTTTTTTT"
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# With trombones!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# well
Riker w/o beard = Shit episodes from 1st few series
Riker w/ Beard = Slightly less shit episodes from later series.
Therefore Firefly wins
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It's borked I'm afraid
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# A short memorial service shall be followed by putting her out by the bins for collection
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# bow chikka wo wow
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Has Rule 34 been extended to Mavis Cruet yet?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I was going to make something
but stopped for fear that I would have nightmares involving Kenneth Williams.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ooooh, Matron
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# stop messing about, you fruity fucks
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Aaargh
that's probably done it.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# 'There's another television upstairs you can take a look at'
Bad man
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# If I remember I will try and take some pictures of Doily wood
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# My set is acting up as well !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hehehe!
in other news, just stumbled across this gif site www.giftube.com/gif/Fat_woman_On_Treadmill_-12204
this is one of mine sans tag, i'm honoured, i think i spotted a few more from here.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Aaahaahahahaha . . . give her a few years !
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Omg, how lame.
Couldn't even make it look real. The fakeness takes away humor involved in this.

/Bob
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# that tickled me too
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh, shit. Has Evil Edna copped it?
John Martyn, Lux Interior, now this.

What a nasty world.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

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