Rarr!!
What I did was I thought of shopping the face of Chewbacca onto a picture posted on /board of a terrier buckled into a baby seat. I opened my browser and typed in ‘Chewbacca’ after 5 pages I realized that I was not going to be able to find a picture of Chewbacca’s face at just the right angle. So I gave up searching for that particular image and grabbed one of Chewbacca on the ice planet Hoth where he looks rather windswept and cold.
I then thought it would be patronizing, as this is a majority UK visited board, to then look for a recent image of London in the snow and ‘shop’ chewy onto it. So, I ‘googled’ for ‘London Snow’ and came across a site with the following picture;
I then set the feather tool to a threshold of 15 and selected the white area around Chewy. I then went to Menu- Select - Inverse and copied the Chewbacca image to my clipboard. I opened up the stolen image 'telephone_box_snow_02.jpg'and pasted the clipboard onto the .jpg. Again I selected the magic wand (Thanks Pas) tool, clicked outside the wookie and then went to Menu- Select - Inverse. I hit the delete key three times to chip away at the edge. Hit deselect. Selected the 'phone box' layer and navigated to Menu- Filter - Blur - Gaussian Blur and set it to .05.
File - Save for Web and set the quality to 92, giving me a file size of 69.62, which really is taking the piss as far as optimization is concerned, and uploaded via the b3ta image hosting.
Enjoy!
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What I did was I thought of shopping the face of Chewbacca onto a picture posted on /board of a terrier buckled into a baby seat. I opened my browser and typed in ‘Chewbacca’ after 5 pages I realized that I was not going to be able to find a picture of Chewbacca’s face at just the right angle. So I gave up searching for that particular image and grabbed one of Chewbacca on the ice planet Hoth where he looks rather windswept and cold.
I then thought it would be patronizing, as this is a majority UK visited board, to then look for a recent image of London in the snow and ‘shop’ chewy onto it. So, I ‘googled’ for ‘London Snow’ and came across a site with the following picture;
I then set the feather tool to a threshold of 15 and selected the white area around Chewy. I then went to Menu- Select - Inverse and copied the Chewbacca image to my clipboard. I opened up the stolen image 'telephone_box_snow_02.jpg'and pasted the clipboard onto the .jpg. Again I selected the magic wand (Thanks Pas) tool, clicked outside the wookie and then went to Menu- Select - Inverse. I hit the delete key three times to chip away at the edge. Hit deselect. Selected the 'phone box' layer and navigated to Menu- Filter - Blur - Gaussian Blur and set it to .05.
File - Save for Web and set the quality to 92, giving me a file size of 69.62, which really is taking the piss as far as optimization is concerned, and uploaded via the b3ta image hosting.
Enjoy!
This is a good idea
By making everyone show their working out we will eliminate plagiarism
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59,
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though you are taking the piss thats actually quite useful.
where's this feather tool?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:55,
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feather tool appeared with PS8
and replace the old eye tool.
Just go to select-modify-feather
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17,
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Just go to select-modify-feather
I'm trying to open up Hermione
and feather her edges... if you know what I mean.. eh, eh? nudge! nudge!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:04,
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oh right. i thought that was just called the magic wand tool *shames*
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:12,
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pst
that's the magic wand. Feather is a selection modification tool from the select drop down menu ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20,
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splendid!~
That's what I meant. Tom, pay attention to this man, not me
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:22,
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Well personally I quite like the Catnipp tutorials
... and think they come across as interesting and informative.
But then, it's impossible to patronise me as I'm better than everyone else, so I don't worry about things like that.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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But then, it's impossible to patronise me as I'm better than everyone else, so I don't worry about things like that.
I quite like them too, but I can't help but take the piss
let me tell you a story about a scorpion and a frog
/secretly has a cock blog
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59,
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/secretly has a cock blog
Brilliant sir.
We'll see how much b3ta like a tutorial when I've finished my current work. It's over 500 layers right now and a good 30 hours of work.
I'm sure a 5 page essay on how it was made will be as appreciated in just the same manner as this is.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:08,
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I'm sure a 5 page essay on how it was made will be as appreciated in just the same manner as this is.
excellent, but don't link it, put it on /board so we have to read it
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:12,
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I will. But so
as I don't annoy people with too many words in a post, I'll split it up into 15 threads.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:15,
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See I know it's funny but
there are people on here who have hardly any skillz *blushes*.
Even this pisstake contains useful stuff for the likes of me and Catnipp's explanation is like a revelation on the road to Domestos.
Thank you.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17,
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Even this pisstake contains useful stuff for the likes of me and Catnipp's explanation is like a revelation on the road to Domestos.
Thank you.
words! arghhhhh!!!!
arf!
mind the seams there. Just kidding, I like the end result very well, but admit that I did not read the entire 'tut'.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27,
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mind the seams there. Just kidding, I like the end result very well, but admit that I did not read the entire 'tut'.
that's easy for you to say
i don't understand a word of it, feather tool, inverse, chip it with delete, didn't even know i had a clipboard tool, what is this witchcraft ?????
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Is that really the most creative name the press can come up with?
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TOAP etc...
piss poor excuse to use my new toap image but ho hum...
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piss poor excuse to use my new toap image but ho hum...
Rickman secures lead role in "Henry" the movie!!
( Seen here on set with the man himself )
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:35,
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( Seen here on set with the man himself )
It's good of him to take such a personal interest in making sure Alan gets the role right.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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I'm trying to see what you've done to rickman's shirt, but it's just confusing me.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:48,
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is it not just the girl with the funny eyes with eyes made to be less funny?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:45,
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It seems so
Quite hard to get excited about without a familiarity with the sauce image tho' ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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You win...
...PEACE!
(Had you spotted the mouth too, I'd've thrown in everlasting porn as well.)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:41,
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(Had you spotted the mouth too, I'd've thrown in everlasting porn as well.)
The everlasting porno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Sung to never ending story tune
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:42,
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Hell of a b3ta debut.
Edit - woah - that is actually a hell of a b3ta debut.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:39,
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Edit - woah - that is actually a hell of a b3ta debut.
I think: This is a picture of an afghan girl with insane eyes?
And you've just sorted them out.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Oh Clarkson, will you ever stop being a such a cunt?
The smart money is on 'NO'.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:33,
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*has nasty suspicion that v2 is a doodlebug*
Edit no - doodlebug was v1
No I think the V2 was a different rocket bomb
The Doodlebug was a kind of drone plane bomb thing and the V2 was the first ever rocket launched missile - although i might be wrong this will require interweb probings!
Update: The Doodlebug was the V1 and the Rocket was the V2 apparently.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Update: The Doodlebug was the V1 and the Rocket was the V2 apparently.
:)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb
Edit we're mindpissing each other badly with these updates.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:49,
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Edit we're mindpissing each other badly with these updates.
ha ha, oh fuck!
who is that guy? I seem to have missed out on this meme :(
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:51,
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The best thing about Clarkson
apart from him being brilliantly scathing and perceptive in his piss-taking is the fact that he is fucking awesome.
I love the fact that these days it appears that in order to take the piss out of anyone you must be lower than them in some kind of social order, otherwise it means you are smug and will face the wrath of those who have fuck all to offer but indignation.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:06,
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I love the fact that these days it appears that in order to take the piss out of anyone you must be lower than them in some kind of social order, otherwise it means you are smug and will face the wrath of those who have fuck all to offer but indignation.
haha Sans Han
I have a very lovely SanDisk, Sansa "Fuze" MP3 player.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:29,
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^ What she said
* At work so not able to do... Weeps silently...
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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* At work so not able to do... Weeps silently...
I don't think I've ever seen an image crying out for a cdc as much as this one.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:19,
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But his eyes don't move now?
* Cries uncontrollably into his own lap
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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* Cries uncontrollably into his own lap
"I'm gonna sit up here and wank all over the city and there's nothing you can do"
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:25,
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Went to see it with my brother, god how we both hated
There was a women in front of us who said at the bit when he falls of the building "Why couldn't he have take her with him, at least then she would have stopped screaming"
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My version Of batman. Slight choppy, and Im not happy with the colours
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he's the goddamn batman. nice.
haha christ, i didnt expect it to be that big
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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This is Batman at an Arkansas
convention isn't it? ;)
Well done fella. I like.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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Well done fella. I like.
...
Yeah, I tried to imagine himif he was around In the 50s, 60s.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Batman after a night on the piss!
Alfred, fetch the Bat-razor and a large alka-seltzer.
Hats off to the original post, btw.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:18,
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Hats off to the original post, btw.
It appears his lighting technician isn't doing his job on that pic...
have they finished, professionally?
Great pic, and speaking of Bale, Family Guy saves the day with that tired Bale story...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRD0zvAEgE
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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Great pic, and speaking of Bale, Family Guy saves the day with that tired Bale story...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRD0zvAEgE
ah yes.
Batman needs a spotlight no matter how low budget he is ;)
Click for bigger (341 kb)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:19,
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wow
that's actually not funny at all. I normally like family guy :(
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:23,
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I've been thinking about this at the start of a drivethrough recently, but i couldn't be bothered.
So woo!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:23,
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Nope
Would not... ever. Or her.
Woo to pic and belated Happy B3taday to El Hedgehog.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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Woo to pic and belated Happy B3taday to El Hedgehog.
No Elvis!
I actually don't hate America, just thought it might be funny if it aint bindun!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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I actually don't hate America, just thought it might be funny if it aint bindun!
Quick sketch of a <s>plotting</s> scheming dragon :D "actually I think he's looking at his watch and he's like "ahah! they have not arrived with the money! the orphanage is MINE!""
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That dragon is clearly scheming rather than plotting.
7/10 anyway ;p
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:07,
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actually I think he's looking at his watch
and he's like "ahah! they have not arrived with the money! the orphanage is MINE!"
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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yes
that way he gets the value of the building itself to dispose of in a financially satisfactory way, and also the tasty tasty orphans who have been fattened up for the winter!
YUM!
:D
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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YUM!
:D
afternoon! :D
anyone got a copy of vista premium (anything other than basic) they dont want??
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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anyone got a copy of vista premium (anything other than basic) they dont want??
Why is it always stormy in your images?
EDIT: Woo to the image though - I like that!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:07,
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EDIT: Woo to the image though - I like that!
"It was a dark and stormy night"
is the way to start all 1950's detective novels :D
would you be solving crimes or being on the supply side of that industry though?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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would you be solving crimes or being on the supply side of that industry though?
The Black Hole?
Maximillian used to scare the shit out of me when I was a nipper.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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"scaring the shit out of me when I was a nipper."
Was taken care of quite superbly by the mutants in "This island Earth". Frightened the life out of me.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:11,
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you aren't alone :)
/They could have stashed the baby under Alfie's Cot
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:49,
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I want to see them standing side by side
also.. I would like to hear his voice.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:51,
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'parrently it hasn't broken yet.
Grandfather by the age of 24?
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