Filter>Brush Strokes>Accented Ctrl+J Filter>Blur>Gaussian Blur Opacity=20%
Something like that, but with more dodging and burning, i imagine.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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no gaussian
no accented either. But mostly another exercise in faded filters and dodge/burn. I am enjoying having installed tattyshop again.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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It's nice to see a bit of arts in the gay shift every once in a while.
I wasn't being dismissive or nasty, i just like guessing filters :D
Maybe angled strokes and lens blur then?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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Maybe angled strokes and lens blur then?
no lens blur
water colour faded, underpainting faded, angled and crosshatch. Also sponge, dodge, burn and some healing.
Pasanonic once used a picture of me to make a tutorial on painting styles. Since then I have been known to experiment, and now I am actually using photoshop again, I feel I need to warm up a bit.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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Pasanonic once used a picture of me to make a tutorial on painting styles. Since then I have been known to experiment, and now I am actually using photoshop again, I feel I need to warm up a bit.
Ah i can see some of them now. Damn.
The yellow gradient down bottom is nice and springy.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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I always think the end one would be nicer without the lineart, have you got that version, just to prove me wrong?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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Because I painted under the line art
it's actually very scruffy. I've been meaning to revisit it and complete it as a painting without the line but I've not gotten around to it. It would not take much though.
Because it's painted in an industry standard comic book 'cell shading' method the line art actually covers all the separated areas of painting and they don't meet up. Hang on, I'll show you what I mean.
edit://
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I left the shoulder out so you get the idea of how I work in 'blocks' or 'flats'.
You can see elsewhere that the blocks are not finished where they meet because the intentional comic book style allows for the line art to cover these areas. If I had intended a painting from the start I would never have inked the sketch and just used it as a guide to paint over but I agree with you that it will look nice without the line art.
I was very pleased with this and I think it deserves the extra work. When I can be arsed.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:03,
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Because it's painted in an industry standard comic book 'cell shading' method the line art actually covers all the separated areas of painting and they don't meet up. Hang on, I'll show you what I mean.
edit://
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I left the shoulder out so you get the idea of how I work in 'blocks' or 'flats'.
You can see elsewhere that the blocks are not finished where they meet because the intentional comic book style allows for the line art to cover these areas. If I had intended a painting from the start I would never have inked the sketch and just used it as a guide to paint over but I agree with you that it will look nice without the line art.
I was very pleased with this and I think it deserves the extra work. When I can be arsed.
The fuss is about tiny gold-coloured cocks
and you seem to have won one
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:07,
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and you seem to have won one
Bloody hell!
D'you think I should go to Hollywood to collect it?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:08,
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What about the rubber posing pouch and lederhosen?
I've only got them in...
*looks*
...silver...
...blue...
...pink...
...transparent...
Nope. no gold.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:13,
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*looks*
...silver...
...blue...
...pink...
Nope. no gold.
Just remember to get your cock out
and no one will be bothered with the colour of your lederhosen
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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and no one will be bothered with the colour of your lederhosen
Lovely!
Right you shower of shites! I'm off to bed to watch Frost/Nixon! Peace Out!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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Arf!
I have just started reading the first part of Frost's autobiography, so to save myself reading a few chapters, I thought I would watch the film :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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Oh FFS Mediocre you shuddering fucknugget :(
But I have my booze and fags upstairs anyway :(
I know! TO THE LAPTOP!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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I know! TO THE LAPTOP!
it's a film innit.
It's a docudrama detailing the days leading up to Frost interviewing Nixon after his resignation and the interview itself which was considered a landmark television moment.
It's not a bad film.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:21,
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It's not a bad film.
Ah yes
I know Nixon, of course. But I thought Frost was one of them murder she wrote detective types. Never mind ;)
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:23,
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I know Nixon, of course. But I thought Frost was one of them murder she wrote detective types. Never mind ;)
David Frost, Aussie.
It is as much about him going from 'talk show host' to serious journalist.
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:27,
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Files under..
"Strange"
But any glimpse of stockinged legs is worthy of a WOO!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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But any glimpse of stockinged legs is worthy of a WOO!
There is certainly something about her,
but she is married to Ian Beale! EASTENDERSLOLS!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:54,
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Haha
Blessed dies and is reincarnated as a tiny pole-dancing monkey?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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I need your clothes, your boots, and the imperative of the verb "to go".
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:38,
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Terminator - Life Of Brian hybrid. (Quite clever as well if I may say so)
De-RIS:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:38,
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I reckon they would have had a rather more succesful empire
if they didn't have such a fucking ridiculous language! Good job us Brits made it usable!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:57,
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I see your witty image
and I raise you one rice cake with wensleydale and chutney on it. Too late, all gone. Nom nom nom.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:48,
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Sisters should not send pics of new nephews and expect just ..."Awww Cute!"
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Voted :D
Mainly for its narrow appeal so I can shout at the haters ;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:38,
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nah,
it's part of the fun uncle thing
i morphed my nephew (big lad between the ages of 6 and 18 months, not as obvious now as he's taller, but people constantly think he's about 5) into both the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man and the Michellin man and my sis loved it
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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i morphed my nephew (big lad between the ages of 6 and 18 months, not as obvious now as he's taller, but people constantly think he's about 5) into both the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man and the Michellin man and my sis loved it
what would you do if that actually happened?
seriously i mean like totally ya!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:35,
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why does you sister
keep her son in a basket of toys? she may need a psych referral
congrats
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:36,
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congrats
lol
psych referral definately, having another child at 42 seems like madness to me!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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dear lord
as long as she stops before 50
I'm guessing you're catholic ;D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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I'm guessing you're catholic ;D
I take it you're not exactly enthralled with the prospect of forthcoming babysitting duties
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:39,
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i got out of them
by saying "not changing any fucking nappies until i've got my own kids, then i've got no choice"
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
mmmm cake :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:30,
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Ha ha ha!
If she were a prosciuttotute she would be paid in Ham!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:31,
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I wonder if that's her street name . . . HEY BOOTS . . . over here !
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:37,
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I really think it is gonna be many years
until we all realise just how amazing Brass Eye truly was!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:34,
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I watched it when it came out,
then about 5 years later, and then again recently.
It has genuinely improved every single time!
Another one of Morris' projects that I think improves each viewing is Nathan Barley.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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It has genuinely improved every single time!
Another one of Morris' projects that I think improves each viewing is Nathan Barley.
Blue Jam is the one
perfection, sinister, musical, hallucinatory.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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Aye, I remember listening to it at the time
but I haven't heard it since I don't think. But when they transferred it to tele, it was mega awesome too. It isn't often you get a radio series maintain its dark air on tele. I believe it was Jam that had that bugs sketch with the tele, starring Mark Heap n'est-ce pas? That still shits me up! (may have been Big Train though, but I don't think so)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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you mean mr lizard?
I have all three series on mp3. Some of it still shits me up today.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:48,
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"Her behavior also contributed to the structural damage of a wooden framed futon that collapsed 2 weeks later with 3 very heavy people sitting on it."
that's one hell of an infection :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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I really hate that advert so much.
"I really like the website and i have not been paid."
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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"I really like the website and i have not been paid."
its funny because its true
I can't imagine why anyone would want a hair cut that makes them look like they've had a stroke
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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new improved WIGLUE!
...oh hang on... WiiGlue... compo entry lol
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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maybe hie lost his left ear in a fishing accident
and the prosthetic was made from lead, so he needs the long gay right side fringe to keep his head square
didn't think of that did you?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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didn't think of that did you?
Here's the deal missy.
They are both the same, they just package them differently so you buy twice as many.
It is much like Oranges and the old Ford Orion....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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It is much like Oranges and the old Ford Orion....
Isn't this some one we know?
Speaks like Donald Duck, got punched in the bollocks in Taiwan, didn't like it, etc
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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Ahaha he does look a little like dyer.
According to youtube he's called AmazingPhil, and he's in that annoying confused.com advert with the actors in.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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Phew
For a minute there I thought... hang on, that could actually be Rappola.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:30,
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That was my original thought.
I think he is spamming his own acting work ;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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I thought that was Jacob in that advert
emo's seriously don't have any idea of how daft they look though do they? I had to endure walking past loads this afternoon getting to the tube at Camden Town; it was a horrific spectacle for the eyes :(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:34,
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You just don't understand us :(
How do Sir Jahled of Regents Park?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:35,
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Splendid :)
Could do with someone with a car tomorrow to get to Whipsnade :)
I can do stuff like get a family in for free
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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I can do stuff like get a family in for free
Damn you and your constant
dangling of carrots to me!
No! I will not steal a car so we can go! I said N O E!
No!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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No! I will not steal a car so we can go! I said N O E!
No!
e
My mate with a set of wheels is about to become a dad in a few weeks, so is Mr DIY at the moment
and all my other friends live in completely impractical places for a swift car ride up the A1, it is situation of some annoyance
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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They, along side Paris Hilton..
Force me to think up three different things that I would throw on them if they were on fire.
My current list is:
i) 5 KG of thermite
ii) The tyres from a 1978 VW Beetle
iii) An old piss-stained doormat
Nice pic though :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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My current list is:
i) 5 KG of thermite
ii) The tyres from a 1978 VW Beetle
iii) An old piss-stained doormat
Nice pic though :)
Yes!
Please rush me my very own box of Bee Gees by express mail.
*encloses cheque for $450 000.00*
Edit: Happy B3taday!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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*encloses cheque for $450 000.00*
Edit: Happy B3taday!
Happy flaming candle day
WHERE ISTHE CAKE?!
BRING ON THE CAKE MAGNETS!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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BRING ON THE CAKE MAGNETS!
I am just wondering if I can keep the box in the ground . . .
Oooooooooh and Hap 6 once again !
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:19,
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Happy candle day matey :)
I spent ages this afternoon trying to take a descent picture of this little guy we are training up for the live show inside an enclosure; he did not know the meaning of staying still; worse than our Coatis
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Conclusion: An 85mm 1.2 is a bit slow to focus for hyperactive animals :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:23,
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Conclusion: An 85mm 1.2 is a bit slow to focus for hyperactive animals :)
Put him somewhere high up...
...then you'll have no problem getting a descent photo! :p
Cute little fingy! :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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Cute little fingy! :D
Dear Mr Jahled,
Is there a bit of internet where I can look at lots of the lovely photos you take of animals?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:35,
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I loose copyright on 99% I take at the moment
there may be a secret place I haven't set up yet
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:38,
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shake them up before opening
they come out shouting "YOU'RE THE TOSSER!"
:D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:50,
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:D
no idea why.. it just happened
They had to sit still for hours, apparently.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:12,
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They had to sit still for hours, apparently.
Somebody had to test out the new technique . . .
however . . . I do get the feeling that it might just be stuffed . . .
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:15,
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They were ALL stuffed in them days..
Typhoid, Diptheria..
You name it..
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:21,
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You name it..
Is that not the disease that guinea and other pigs transmute ?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:42,
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better than you are feeling by the look of things...
wibbly from wine and smoke and playing ps2 games with new wireless controllers. what a happy saturday night! *snogs*
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:57,
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Taht sounds far too good :)
I am still wibbly (not 'nice wibbly' though) from yesterday
big snogs to you & the missus
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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big snogs to you & the missus
I am cooking a thai style curry
and trying to get clicks for www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:10,
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I bet you ask everyone
"does my bum look big in this? Go on, be honest" ;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:15,
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my bum is tiny
but I am trying to draw a conclusion to a joke that stopped being funny ages ago, by ACTUALLY winning it.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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In the war of cat-kind v. technology
no-one wins.
Except the internet, of course.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:42,
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Except the internet, of course.
Ha!
As if you have to convince an old person to piss their pants!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:17,
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lol
Yes I suppose you're right. By the way, tonight = home made rice pudding :-)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:18,
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I've never really been a fan of rice pudding to be honest with you.
Not a massive fan of puddings in general. And now I have had to ban myself from baking too :(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:21,
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Why?
A mishap? I empathize on the pudding front but they are my weakness. Plus I like baking.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:22,
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No, rather the opposite.
I made a Victoria Sponge a couple of weeks ago and ending up scoffing it all myself in a couple of days :(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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Couple of days.... thats nothign!
I could probably do it in about 30 mins Maximum
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:27,
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I'm glad
it was a positive reason for the temporary suspension and not because you cut your fingers off or anything.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:28,
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home made rice pudding is absolute win :D
I do it quite often.. it is never anything short of lovely :)
In fact I'd do some now but there's no butter :(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:40,
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In fact I'd do some now but there's no butter :(
I dont actually see a use for this
they are pretty easy to convince anyway :P
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:19,
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This way
would be far more sneaky and hard to detect. I would love to hack in to one and start broadcasting messages from "God".
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:21,
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hacking into them easily
you just need to hide behind the sofa and speak loudly.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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Be nice to the elderly.
They're more with the times than they used to be, with their folding walking sticks and their mobility scooters.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:21,
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Little 'Tards
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Was strolling around Notts today looking at Estate Agents, each house leaflet had a little headliner. My favourite find was this lovely home of homes for sale, albeit, a little tardist for some tastes.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:07,
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Was strolling around Notts today looking at Estate Agents, each house leaflet had a little headliner. My favourite find was this lovely home of homes for sale, albeit, a little tardist for some tastes.
I think you have shopped that and it said Tardis!
If you didn't, nawtee!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:08,
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Tardis
I promise you this is free from photoshoppage, cross me Haart guvnor
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:14,
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ooh I nearly went to Nottingham today
...and that is all....pffft at the mispelling though
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:08,
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Why havent you done any new pictures for a while?
every time Ive checked reflected loaf recently its been mushtooms :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:17,
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My grandparents live there
which means I always associate Nottingham with old people.
This adds new interest to the reports of increasing gang violence...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:46,
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This adds new interest to the reports of increasing gang violence...
definitely good
have a scroll down to the bottom of my profile to see what happens when you get a twisted omentum.........
yuch!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:10,
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yuch!
Well I gave up on the tail, couldn't even find a sauce, so that's all drawn,
but cheers!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:51,
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It's a bit shit I know,
but I didn't want it to be just a headswap.
Well, I had a go...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:55,
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Well, I had a go...
I meant in a good way
I might have left it in shadow of the cat's head for a while, before it curls round
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:58,
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Hey, I'm a tad drunk, so obviously not at me best,
it was OK and good enough for my present condition.
;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:04,
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;)
i just realised that's a tail
thought it was super guano.
arf!!
edit/ oops, nicely drawn tail there WiL
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:52,
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arf!!
edit/ oops, nicely drawn tail there WiL
nonplussed eagle is nonplussed by cagle's hybrid shennanigans
:)
also pushing Daisies is rather good isn't it :) 10 episodes of it are on virgin on demand.. as per with good programs it got cancelled midway through the second season.
arse bastards.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:59,
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also pushing Daisies is rather good isn't it :) 10 episodes of it are on virgin on demand.. as per with good programs it got cancelled midway through the second season.
arse bastards.
Nice!
But I have some bad news regarding you 4oding Pushing Daisies....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:03,
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double wammy for me
never played either game so it goes straight over my head, nice power button.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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the power button isn't shopped
have you never played a Flash game?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:51,
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no,
unless by flash you mean the ones where i have to hit the little arrow keys on my keyboard to move things count, i've never played anything that requires a disc, joystick and separate game unit thing. i did put 20p's in those huge space invader things back in the early 80's though, not much because i was crap at them.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:58,
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bugger it
i'm a gamer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:00,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
This reminds me of the Dreamcast controller!
Why don't more controllers have screens on them?
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Sun 22 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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most splendid
regrettable i've been bored witless today and mostly uninspired. it has been a lovely day though, spring is springing yay!!!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:34,
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I was out working in it
and I think I almost approached getting sunburnt.
quite a change from the SNOWY CARNAGE!!!!TM
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:40,
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quite a change from the SNOWY CARNAGE!!!!TM
what sort albino mutant are you ???
by approached i take it you mean slightly dazzled when you looked directly into the sun.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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I am of the gingers.
so the worst kind of albino mutant.
didn't even wear a jumper today. mad shit.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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didn't even wear a jumper today. mad shit.
bless
no jumper, i take my hat off to your bravery, it's supposed to be a bit cooler tomorrow it might be worth risking shorts, but keep your socks on, no point taking chances :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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this ams of the pretty :)
in other news I'm trying to find the enthusiasm to do a photoshop similar to this guys arts I want a mossy face. :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:41,
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It's
acrylic paint and a white and black gel pen in my Moleskine sketchbook.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:00,
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I like this!
Redsushi! Enterprises express their sincerest approval of this arts!
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