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# ... ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# "Bananas in Doc Martens are kicking in your head!"
Woo.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Bananas in pjamas piss
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# "fruit ponces, get em!!"
: |
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# They are not in pajamas, or coming down the stairs.... *outrages*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I don't know why I find this
funny but I do :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# BANANANANANANANASARUSES!
:D
G'nite b3ta
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# 'Night Sir
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# This is the very essence of Bananamen.
They are probably, no doubt, fans of Bananarama
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahah
I dont think bananas would make very good skinheads though
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I don't either ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# honk!
bananas mean BUSINESS
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# If they ever split . . .
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "These mutations manifest at puberty, and are often triggered by periods of heightened emotional stress"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Well at least he wont have to spend money
on razor blades to "let the emotions escape"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# So that's where emotions come from...
in my wrists!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# He could mutate into Chump Manbear at any moment
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# surely the eye would go in the middle of the forehead?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Then they'd have to have a centre parting
have a peeky chea
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# This needs to be in shops.
I would buy it so hard.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Chocky Primates...
Yum!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Wolverteen!


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Sounds like a bedtime drink

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Wouldn't he have
bone claws at this point?

/returns to compiling list of errors Snyder has made
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I thought the claws were added at the same time as the adamantium skeleton.
Wolverene's mutation was just the healing, wasn't it? Which allowed the adamantium skeleton, and the claws, to be implanted.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hehheheh
nice one

though I should have thought emos would be too mired in self-pity to actually reproduce
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# YEAH!!
(see sig for details :D)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
Animals on bikes rawk!



(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# :D FUCKING YES!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Now draw SHEEEEEEEEEP
in a hovercraft whilst being chased by the whale from Free Willy and Elijah Wood.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# No my paint.net is being gay and im shooting americans
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# No, you're gay and americans are shooting you!
LOL!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# No go wank or something
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I DIDN'T REALLY STEAL THE LITTLE RED TRICYCLE
 



IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# that is the only acceptable response to animals on motorbikes!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I think a really BIG fuck yeah,,,,
should be held in reserve for this....

YEP....A FUCKING LION IN A SIDE CAR ON A WALL OF DEATH IN THE 1930s
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# looks more like 20s to me
however...major woo on this
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*pronounced in clipped 1930s tone*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The bloke on the bike ends up being murdered by Agatha Christie
WOO
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# and then Talullah Bankhead
gets her scarf caught in the spokes.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# and then the lion makes off with the doctors leg
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I thibnk you'll find that it's actually AC
driving the motor-car in this pic:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# so that's what she was
doing all that time in Harrogate...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# She actually caught Miss Marple doing it with Hercule Poirot
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# OH GOLLY YES!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That is by far and away the greatest thing I have ever seen!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Monkey magic!!



(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# The legend of monkey was irrepressible...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Meercats do it better
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Aw, thas lully!
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ta matey
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# HAHAHA - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOO
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# That was ace before it started animating :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Which makes it better surely.


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# My point exactly.
I thought you had me on ignore fatty?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# You're on probation.
Just..be careful.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Tart.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# *shrugs*


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ultimate awesome
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Pyramid Power !
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This is actually an old joke from the '80s

I just wanted to make it 'real'...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# they look baked to me
:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Blessie loves them
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# that is too funny for words
so I wont say any

:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# You truly are a master chef!
TOPICALLOLS!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# oh fuck...
that's absolutely hideous. More cute birdies. Now!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# It's genetically ready plucked!
;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Like those weird bald dogs.
Our neighbour had two of the things, and stroking them was always rather unpleasant - you had to get past the 'disgust reflex'...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Is this a chicken Conga that went horribly wrong?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Nature's turducken
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# spits beer at screen
haha
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Forget the legs!
All those lovely breasts!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha...what?
wonderful:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# "how does it taste"
"I've no idea, I've never caught one" ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Haha!
Yup, that's the one! ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Seperated at Birth ?


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I have compared these images
there is clearly a face on both of these people.... what do i win?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# No!
One's different in some way. But I can't see what.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# one is wearing a pair of slippers?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Course!
I knew it were footwear-releated.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# their eyebrows are at slightly different angles
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# it's ming you fool!
in other news: anyone interested in becoming a hit-man? apparently you get free pizza.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I'm not interested in the cash or the cheque, but i'd do it just for the pizza.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# OOOH I COULD MURDER A PIZZA
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I could annihilate one right now as well!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# No, but:
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# :D!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# !
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# HAH!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Where did Freebase come from?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# .com
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# / ?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Freebase.com.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# freebase came from pbase.
 
true story.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I meant where/how did the meme of freebase start?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Needs Yul Brynner
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
#
.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Neither of them
haven't not got more hair on their heads than their chins? Is that it?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope Darwin
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# drink!
girls!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# BRICK!
That hat makes him look like one mean motherfucker
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I LOVE MY.
BRICK!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Did he win Masterchef?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Fake pope!
His hat is clearly made out of cardboard!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# This is Rowan Williams' demi-god
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Gosh, Ming won Masterchef!
Yay!

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# He won with a Flash Fry
:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# smell my fingers....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahah
so he did. well done him
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# spoiler!
I had that cued up to watch later... :(

edit: It had to be him, though - he's much better telly.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Oops
Sorry enceladus. I got a bit giddy and didn't think people hadn't seen it yet.

But yeah, he was the best of that lot.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hey - if I really didn't want to know
then I shouldn't have come on here! I get all my news from b3ta...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# He's also won gold medals
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i thought the elf might have it
should have learnt my lesson after last year though.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# heh
i don't miss television
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Neither do I...It sits just next to my monitor....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# and a rubik's cube?
sensory overlooooaad!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# only the blue side is done though?
i suspect that wii sensor is hiding something
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Nah.
I only did blue, cos it was the least distracting colour.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# You have to move your head? You're living in the past.
/laptop on the sofa blog
Also, is that the rubik's cube of Derby bash fame?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Laptops don't count!!
They are sposed to be portable!!

And yes tis the Derby Cube.
We needs doing! I'm stuck on blue!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ace :)
And I for one am glad. I thought he was by far and away the best chef!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# have a toap
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha!

/edit: this reminds me of Space Quest. I believe SQ IV.

*ZAPP!*



"Halt!"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
Great
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# haha!
Top toap
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# gasp!
a funny toap! :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# pfffffffft
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha - I'd like some orange sherrrberrrt
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahh holy crap
 
that would make an excellent t-shirt
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# *Clicks*
best toap i have seen this year I think
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hehehehe
brilliant!
anyone else been watching "My Own Worst Enemy"?

edit, hope you don't mind, I re-created it at a resolution for a t-shirt (which I might just have to go and have printed):

click for much higher resolution GIF
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# insomniac scratchings
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Your pics are getting clearer!
Take some more drugs*, man!!


*doesn't condone drug use.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# clearer?
this is what happens when one of my normal lineart pics goes wrong and gets scribbled over and lost under a desk for a few weeks
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Woo yeah!
i found a dead star fish today... don't they normally have 5 arms or legs whatever you call them...?
*throws like a ninja*

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# yes master
kill them allll
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It is obviously a freak of nature.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# i checked to see if a seagul had bitten its legs/arms off
...if it had it must have been really young when it happened
spooky!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# the longer i stare at this, the more legs it appears to have
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Shading! What madness is this?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Right...that's IT... I am 100% weirded out
I seem to be haunted by triple spirals at he moment.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# like, wow!
:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# This is very free
have you had a shag?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# not recently :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# sorry about that
beautiful drawing however
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i'm grumpy now.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Don't be
I was trying to say teh pic is brill

just a bit different to wot you usually do

:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# cheers :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Nice - This picture is clearer
What inspires you to draw these sketches?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# lucid dreams, psychedelics and unemployment
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Wide Awake and Dreaming . ` .` .
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hell yeah

definite album of the year contender, top stuff
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I recognise the Cheeky Girls, but who is the bloke?


;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Cheeky Boys
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Ah, so *that's* who they were singing about!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# who are they?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# The moody blues
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# oooh shiney thing! :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# for some reason i thought that guy had a hunch back and a snake in his hand
(who are they?)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# A Conchord, a fraggle and Neil Gaiman!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# gaiman?
i thought more matt bellamy myself.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Not angular enough, I would say.
I liken Bellamy to the evil guy from Farscape.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# he looks like edward scissorhands without the scissorhands
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# So it looks like Edward, then.




(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Is it good then?
But you have yet to disappiont me with your album reviews!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# it's not out yet
 
but there's a single on their myspace page, according to wikipedia
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# pfffft
"an instant classic!"
"fresh frozen!"
"military intelligence!"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Blitz!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# But Toasty has it.....
...you saying he's a dirty downloader?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# did he say he had it?
there are preview copies out and about.

For a sycophantic suck by blow you can read this article
http://www.the-fly.co.uk/words/features/4135/first-listen:-yeah-yeah-yeahs-'it's-blitz'-
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# yeah
yeahs :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# that bloke from the office USA,
Madonna and Robert Smith.
What do I win?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Their complete discography
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# That would be an ace prize!!



(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# No solo albums though

only the ones they recorded together
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ah...
Bugger
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I have no idea
who they are depicting :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It's The Yeah Yeah Yeahs innit!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Thanks.
I have never heard of these folk.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# They are pretty ace!
Their first album, Fever to Tell is my favourite.

If you do enjoy them, gaz me and I will link you to a couple of good bands who are similar :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# an ex
shagged the guitarist.

Another one of my claim to fame bi-proxys.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# yeah yeah yeahs?
they still around?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# yeah!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# yeah,
though the guitarist has an STI that once belong to me.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yeah!
haha
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# "that looks like karen o, but who the hell are the other two?"
i would have gotten it quicker without them, sadly.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I bet it can't top Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# crablegs!
i have not heard this band before, should i have?
ed: just watched some of their youtube clips, they're not bad. although the drummer is definitely that bloke from flight of the conchords.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# christ on a bike.
won't someone just mention the band's name?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# so you haven't bothered to read the file name
and you're ignoring all the people who've mentioned the band name?
 
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# that's not Quo
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# boy
have teh Coors gone down hill or what?

Oh and click
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# thats lully
i really like the lady legs
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aces!
I didn't know they had a new album out, but I now have it and am listening :)

It sounds good so far!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I really liked Bang
but I've not been too impressed with anything else.

The Grauniad were playiong up the single today as single of the year.

It's February...

EDIT: I've just listened to the single.... it's fucking ace
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# wobble wobble
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Chub
tastic
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of the Simpsons where they test Homer's fat jiggle
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# wobble wobble wobble
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# slooomp!..slooomp! :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah!


Sorry about the TJ

Ming the Merciless Chef!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# you know i've had this tv since november...
i've still not plugged in it
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# this is hypnotic and a bit disturbing
nice one :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] it's going to happen one day...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
the horror!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# darn it!
;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Oh Please!!


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# you love it :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# GET A ROOM
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# you're only jealous
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# FINE
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hehhe
likes and cerlicks
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha!
Top stuff
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Toepuppet?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# he's a sock you sick f*ck!!....what kind of pervert wears a sock on their hands? :D
*cough*

hehe
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Is that a Dutch word?


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# smokeanacrepe?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Only if you spell it teenpop
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :O
sprunga'leak
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Origin of the Socksies!
How about a nice sequence showing the natural progression from hairy feet, through socks, to Toats Toasties?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# only evolution one I have is this..and that was fp'd in some other challenge
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Haha
Compo it!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# naa!

it had it's day :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That is friggin' excellent!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# dank je :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# superb
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
nooooo
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# lol
perfect:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] America's 50th President Abraham W. X. Clintobama Snr. Jnr.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Vinny Jones??


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# What a cunt.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Yep.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# getting paid loads of money to be shit
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# He's got my vote!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# How rare
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# then cook it for a bit longer then
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I sauteed the living shit out of it!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Evening all


I'm not going to beat around the bush here: I'm doing something for charity, and I'm looking for people to sponsor me.

In April, me and a load of other students from Sheffield are hitchhiking to Zadar in Croatia to raise money for local charities. The idea is that we're given £15, and then have to charm our way across Europe. The website for the event is www.bummit.co.uk

Sorry about doing this on the board, I beg your forgiveness and swear on a kitten this will be the only post you see about this here

So, if you want to give some money to charity, click on this link to sponsor me.

www.justgiving.com/seanstayte

Cheers!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# what happens when you get trapped in some crazy europeans basement?
do you still get the £15?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I presume £15
has been determined to be the exact amount needed to bribe your way out of a basement
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# only once though
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Oh maaan
that sounds like so much fun, I wish I could do it. xD
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# do it then
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I caaan't.
I'm not in Europe, much as I'd love to be.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You can get a ship or plane to get here
Or you could swim or strap two dolphins to your feet and ride the waves over to here
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I tend to take planes.
But a plane is more than 15 squid.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# So the Dolphins then?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yeah
the dolphins.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# oh wow, you are going to be like, woosh, ekkkekekekek, splash, woo hoo, ekekekekkekeeekckckekc
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# no, it will be much better then that
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ahahahahah
exactly
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Get good at deepthroat
Problem solved!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Good on you.
I can't help you for the next couple of months as as a commision based employee I've average 60 quid a week this year.
Remember to gaz me nearer the fime and I promise if I have the cash to sponscer you.

I don't know if it helps but I know the guys that did 101 Challanges of Channel 4.

They could possibly give you heaps of advice.
They owe me as I've helped them out in the past.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Cheers matey!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# HVen't emailed them since the start of the year but I'll mail them and ask them to mail you.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Like i'm gonna click a site whats called "bum it"

You can shove your gay porn up your arse!!


In other news..Nice one.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# "Bumm"
completely different verb ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# it's just
extra bummery and you know it ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# And, one imagines, bumit.co.uk is already taken :P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Blimey.
Good luck with that
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# nice one
How many times to do you think you will be threatened, near run over, raped, mugged, taken into a cellar in Austria, end up in jail or hospital?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Once
but it will involve all of those things
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Will you be going through Belgium?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Possibly
It's on the way
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# okay they don't actually say which charities just yet do they
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# We've been told it'll be updated very soon
Sorry about that
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# the beer fund charity
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Wank Aid
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Bloody Students


p.s. do you get to shag the bird on the home page?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'll have to get back to you on that one
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I like your mum's note
:)

I'll see what I can dig up in the penny jar
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# My main reason for whoring myself out here
is so my mother isn't my sole contributor

Cheers :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Mum can I go on holiday?
No........... You Heartless woman ! what about the children!!
only kidding ... Good luck!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I will sponsor you right now
but if you intend to "charm your way across Europe" you'll be lucky if you make it to Dover!!

:)

Godd luck!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Like those guys who did it last year, they got to France and had to stop
because no one would give them a lift
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# you said it Early
or late..............
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Heh
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Cheers chap :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# This sounds cool, good luck with it.
They do similar hitches to Prague and Morocco down this way. I wanted to give Morocco a go but all of my friends are wimps, pfft.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Bah
I'll be doing it with two people I barely know
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Who you probably will sex
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Kill them in their sleep and go by yourself

/helpful
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# How will you get back?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I'd love to come back by train
but lack of funds means it'll probably be budget flight
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# please remember me..when I get paid next month and I'll donate. :)
good luck!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks mate :)
Really appreciate it!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# no problem...sheez doing it on £15?
I take my hat off!

hopefully you'll be documenting your travels and shenanigans in the newsletter :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Your doing bummit?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Oh I just read you are doing bummit!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Yep
Can't wait really
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I know loads of people who've done it
They said its mega fun.
But I still never gave them a penny.
So I'd like to continue that tradition.
Have fun anyway :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# boo!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# And I have only £150 left of my loan to last me on food and bills till the next one after easter
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# aah ok then.. :)

good luck also! ;D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Haha
Well, thanks for your "moral" support :P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Enjoy it!
Its not as if you can go back and do it for the next 2 years aswell :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh, why the hell not
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Thank you! Words alone cannot express my gratitude
So here's a picture of a happy kitten
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Lulz

I bet it shat on the carpet though

;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# didn't the last dude who tried to charm his way to some place
get completely fucked off?

and got as far as france
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Its so obvious when explained..


a dubqnp kaiser collaboration.. 'it makes sense to us'
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# it doesn't make sense to me.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# yeah well..
i think you have to be a *nix geek? :)
the original almost had holmes with a computer and watson being normal..
but apparently there is something called a 'binary blob'. kaiser finished it.
i approve.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Les Giaconda
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# art pouts! art suckers!!

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Knickers knockers knackers!
Woo yay.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Pew! Pew! Pew!


Click for bigger (54 kb)


They will be killing you dead!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Fuck that
Bring on the T Rexs with Plasma Cannons...Now you'll see a fight
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Just don't give them minis to drive:P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Nah..That's so 20th century, boy!


(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Oh get with the programme!
And yes my TV is on now and Ming could be the face of Bow.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I have batman and robin on!
For some unknown reason!!!

Gonna have a play with my wii for a bit now.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That's sooo last week!
Well wash your hands afterward
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# like this?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Ah of course.
"Mr Plas x2300" first choice for the discerning theropod.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Thats not a Velociraptor
Its a Robot Velociraptor ,be more specific please I get upset.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# say what now?
Actually it is a velociraptor, its wearing armour.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Oh!!
You are right !! I feel lame
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# This was my compo suggestion ages ago!
ROBOTS V DINOSAURS OR ROBOTIC DINOSAURS! YEAH!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Meh
They still don't know how to open doors
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# KBLAMO!
what door? :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Clever girl.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
#
Photobucket

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# geek blog?
Yays Mastercheffy final!

OFFICIAL MASTERCHEF TJ DISCUSSION THREAD.

Winner
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

EDIT: HA! I thought Ming had a hint of a NZ accent. He just confirmed it.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I want Ming to win but Chris has really come into his own recently.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# MAT MAT MAT MAT!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Go Matt!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# ANd he went!!!
Woo mat!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Yes indeed...
...old skool geek blog.

I was exposed to carcinogenic toner by-products before any of you. And don't you forget it.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# The Bitches are back
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Starring Whoopi Fucking Goldberg?




(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# she wasn't in the other 3
She was in the spin off film, Extreme Nuns
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# What about nuns on smack?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# no, they just love the guns
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I know a nun with a coke habit.....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Oh yes! Silly me!
I must check IMDB more often.

:P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# FUCKINK?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# oh bollocks
changed now :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# ATT-TIT-TOOD!
But still ATT-TIT-TOOD! after getting through all that spliff?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# that is a bazooka
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# not a tampon?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i hate doing the dishes...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Lime greeeen flarey wrist blasts...
woo
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and one for evolution...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I'm hearing the Butthead He hehah ha ha heh haheh
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Zap! And the dirt is gone!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# "Plasma Blast!"
New from SC Jonhson...a family company
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

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