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# The Gibsoker
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# lol
Why so sugar tits?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# WHY SO SEMITIC?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# bwahaha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# GIBBO!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# i used to have a teacher called that.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# i work with gibbos
in gibraltar
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm sensing an obsession with The Joker from you....
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Well I could always go back to...
... Tom Selleck!?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I think we all need a new obsession
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He looks very weird these days

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# That really does suit him.
Woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# pffft
how strange
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# quick bored doodle b4 going home this morning :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# BE CURSED TO SAIL THE HIGH SEAS FOR EVER MORE, WOMAN!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# THAR BE ALIENS!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That's lovely
Gives me the heebeejeebies, but it's still lovely :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# "quick doodle"
show-off
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I want to believe woman!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
believe
be a
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That's an operation I'm not going through again!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# thank god ted came prepared
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# woah nice.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :O
That's a doodle?! Let us know when you do a proper art then!

Galleons fucking rock btw
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Poor guy, he won't be a millionaire tonight. So he's going home...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Who is he?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I must admit,
these are confusing me :(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# what henries? vimods? narwhals limes...etc?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Wobbly Blokes pictures you idiot!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Why is it so confusing in his images?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ^ cock
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha you cunt!
that's almost as bad as [WINDOWS KEY] U [RETURN] in quick succession
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# if i remember right that's a windows shut down isn't it?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# What?
What does that do... I just got an error?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ha
great! I used to really enjoy F1, when I was little and I watched it with my dad. But now... I don't know if the racing became boring, or if I just changed. What I do know, is that this is WOO.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I prefer...VIMOD!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Jump on your Zamboni and get the fuck out man!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# OH YOU ARE SO GUNNA BE B&
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You gonna CR&
off in a minute?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# what does crampersand mean?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Tis a flounce apparently :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# read the '&' as 'and' then it's crand. which is a cockweasleism
means dummy spit as far as i can tell.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# i know
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# is it actually a slang term other than simply a cockweasleism?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I do believe cr& came about as some one was speaking in capitals tried to write cry but hit the 7 key instead of the y.
true story.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# NO YOU WILL C& WHEN YOU ARE B& THIS IS WHAT VIMOD PL&
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Sounds GR&!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I think that might be a new one.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I think it is too
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ALL ACROSS THE L&, PEOPLE ARE BEING B& - ALL FROM VIMOD'S H&!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Not worth a new thread.
He haz wayz with da laydeez
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I need to make Alu ghobi and b& people then.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# When you make some, send some to me. Then make some gulab jamons for desert... yummm
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I did think about a 'cooking with vimod' pic/anim/vid
but then I couldn't be stuffed putting the effort in.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# How about "icing with Vimod"?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# aaaaaahahahahahahah
I was going have him coming home on his zamboni and discussing that after a hard day at the banning station he just wants a quick and simple meal. I was also going to work in a 'please come again' joke as well.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
He could have a beer with Bargey, they could discuss CS4 and flatulence
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I prefer not posting a picture if I don't have any decent ideas
rather than shoving the same pic in an arbitrary picture over and over and over.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# me too. although seeing as i put the effort into a vimod pic
I may as well prefer that wagon.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# it's a nice drawing, well done
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# meh it's a wagon pic.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# henry is a fucking waste of space.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'm getting a bit tired of Henry, I must admit.
I feel bad.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# bad that you're feeling tired of henry?
or feeling bad because bandwagons reduce your will to live ever so slightly, like they do to me?

or just bad, unrelated to shitty bandwagons?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# The first one.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# don't worry, I won't tell on you.
surely reasonable people are also a bit tired of him.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I hope so.
Otherwise it's just you and me being the curmudgeons we usually are.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I don't like very much today
but I stand by my reasoning on the reasonable people.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I can think of at least three things you do like.
Cheer up, chicken.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# haha
on that note I'm off for fags.

*John-Waynes out of this motherfucka*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# FUCK SAKE.
I'm going to start stapling my friends to their desks.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I'm actually tired and its getting late.
That's all the hummus I could possibly muster. :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I wasn't directing my anger at you, I apologise.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# No worries mate!
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# not when he's been turned into a computer game character :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# very nice graphicy works
woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Oh, I don't know.
when people actually put some effort into their Henry pics, I think he's triffic.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# All bandwagon type pics are fine in moderation/keep it in one thread and so one.
but I think it's time for henry to have a rest.

Some of JPG's henry's were quite nice.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Rapitinui summed this up
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ah good ol rap, so succinct. :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Here you are my pretties:


CFB
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Woo!
Now this I may try what we were talking about with :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Go for it, my man.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# WOW
Nuff said *click*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# YEAH! this is woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hooray! \o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Why is it always... Oh why do I bother...

and riverghost doesn't love me any more..

* Which way is Bridgend?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That way.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# No arrow?

*runs around in circles like a loon
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Needs more lightning strike and Igor
Not really, it's very awesome and woo :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah I thought that
But I like the sky too much in it to want to put anything on it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah, I agree
Anything else would be overkill (and massively cliched too).
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Reminds me of Dark Towers
The Knight in the folly scared all the poo out of me :O
EDIT: Woo!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# and Biggins!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# The truth often hurts...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# orders several for next xmas
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It's time to start your diet
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# OBESITY IS A DISEASE!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# along with wife-beating and catholicism
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Fuck you man!
I'm a catholic!

Edit: Oh, and obese. And a wife beater.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Have you stopped drinking Stella?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah.
I have actually.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# yeh - well God is a poof!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# True dat!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# haha
Time for a cake, chubby? :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha yeah he missed a trick there
instead of numbers you could have different types of food...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# its pie o'clock
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I want to buy 4 for the fat bitches at work
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# In the paper last night, in the ego column
was used the phrase "Nothing tastes as good as it feels to be thin".

It was an column written by a girl praising Kate Moss for allowing herself to get larger.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah,
that Kate Moss is a right porker!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Blimey, there's a mantra for the anorexics of the world :S
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Wouldn't work
They wouldn't fit round the wrist. Do you have anything in an elasticated strap?

woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nobody cares about the people who can't put on weight
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# what is your weight?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ~55kg
and all i do all day is eat pies
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# are you male, female or other?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# \o
Thank you.. I am really fucking depressed now...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# At least your nice and warm in the winter
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# this'll cheer ya up fatties!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] arctic creatures will evolve ways to survive in warmer climates and wreak revenge for global warming

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Pfft!
That's silly :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ye-es ...
YES EVERYTHING IS CORRECT HERE IT IS ALL CORRECT CORRECT CORRECKT CORRECT.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I SPOTTED A MISTAKE!
J2Os ARE NO LONGER 50% OFF!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS CORRECKTCKTCKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ONE THING IS WRUUNG!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# its the bliddy future.. fool!!!
tuts a bit
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# What a convenient excuse ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I want that fridge!
Mint green with The Snowman...marvelous!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# you know what that calls for....
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# a finger of fudge??????????????
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# no, I was going to post my seal clubbing a child to death pictures
but I can't find them :(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# oh shame :(
i was thinking of adding something like that to my pic too
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Yay, my first animated thingy


And it has a cock in it \o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha!
THat's not you is it?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Nah,
Just a pic I found on google :)

Can anyone explain why its come out all grainy?
It looked ok when I published it!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Well her mother obviously forgot to warn her about the wind changing!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# GIF optimisation
There are numerous settings under File/Save for web. Have a fiddle with these :)(I assume you're using tattyshop)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# No,
Flash for the animation, then export to gif.
It looks nice and clear when previewing in HTML or Flash, but went crap when I exported to gif.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# That's gifs for you
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ah, ok
I'll have a fiddle around next time. Maybe the size doesn't help either.
Thanks guys.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ah
Afraid I'm no use with teh Flash. It'll be some settings in the export to GIF bit though :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes you've selected a low colour palate, probably 32 or 64 colours
I'm guessing there's quite a few frames there so you'd need to fiddle around with this bar. Normally top right.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Ah, brilliant
I'll have a fiddle with that. Cheers.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# gifs can't have more than 256 colours can they?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *wheels self away from desk*
That looks like a girl I went to school with. We didn't get on. I'm going for a cigarette.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# did she burn your neck?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# any time someone writes burn on here i read it as bum
i need help
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Naa it's a mixure of font six and typeface.
I sometime have that problem too. I thought I'd typed bum that time. Then I thought that maybe next time I'll just type bum and see how many people noticed.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# more:
had a silly fucking name
was really attention seeking and generally emo
too loud and obnoxious
that crap kind of posh
stupid name, again
OMG I ARE LESBIAN antics (yeah, right)
ugh.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# What about her?
*dives for bunker*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Awww
Luv ya really.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# haha
I want to grab her and blow a raspberry on her mouth.

Is it you?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# very Gilliam-esque
but needs more spunk
edit: in the eye
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# More bad casting...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Happy candles!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks Raindance!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Six years is a long time
and a lot of Tuesdays.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Puuuuuuuuuuudding
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ha!
"I cant believe the shhhhhhit I used to do with you"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# BIG FFFFFFUCKING LOSER.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It's not as easy as it looks, is it?
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahahah, how odd, I was only watching that episode yesterday :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
probably my favourite episode
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oooo not for me, tis good but I prefer the paintball one,
the matrix one and the oregano one.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# "Too orangy for crows, eh?"
"What?"

"You know, the advert 'just for me and my dog!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# '...clever boy'
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# And the clubbing one.
LET'S WEEEEEEEAVE!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# only for the!
only for the!
only for the hardcore uk raver! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Dammit, knew I missed one
that one is ace.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That montage
is perhaps my fave bit EVER!

Huge claps to Mark Heap
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# he's the best thing
in everything he's ever been in
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That man is such a tosser.
"Ew look at me - aren't I a sarky bitch?"

Prick.

Sorry! Woo to the pic!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# But women love him
he gets more fanny than Mr Craddock
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I will not post the conclusion this leads me to.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# yays
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is bloody marvellous.
Pun not intended.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmm ... blood ...
*fwaps*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# the sexah lube
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# CCCAAANNNDDDLLLEEESSS!!!!!!!!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution LOL1


Board slow or post shite?:P
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Pfft!
"...To maintain the status quo is to keep the things the way they presently are..."
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# This is would be why I was compelled to do it:P
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yes I knew it!
;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# And I knew you knew it!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# There is a man who drinks at my local
that is the spit of Francis Rossi. I thought it was him. I'll try and sneak a photo if I can.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# A man drinks at your local?
What silliness is this?!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Don't make me curse you.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I didn't think I had to.
Jebus woman! Don't you have any motivation to do thing with out having to be made to do them?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Should that not read " EvoLOLtion"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# No it shouldn't
shut up:P
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# BOLOX to you too...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# and BOTOX toyou!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I used to like you...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# No you didn't/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ^ true
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I might have misread the compo title...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
*lights pitchspork in anticipation*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It's wash day.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ah
*blows out pitchspork*
*catches fire*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# So the creature on the end is Tom Jones?
It's not unusual
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# looks more like charlotte church
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Sore over the 6 Nations are we?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# DIE BY LEEK BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *orders second helping of snails*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# His new advert
still makes me giggle like a kid when I see the ejaculating pudding :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ejaculating pudding?
I never dreamed I'd see those two words next to each other and not in the usual sentence

"you've been ejaculating into the pudding mix again"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It just doesn't look edible at all does it?
Also, I wouldn't eat no pie a bird may possibly have crapped in!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
you can have your woo in two days when its finished cooking
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# thank you
and it will be the world's best woo
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I like him but I don't understand why he's on telly
Surely the point of a cookery show is to show you how you can cook stuff.

How the fuck are meant to cook with myrrh???

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^ this
the guy is interesting, but it's hardly achievable stuff is it.

"Do we have any solid CO2 in the fridge luv?"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is when you need Richard E Grant in Posh Nosh
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# simple
build time machine.
take scarf to cover face.
mug the three kings.
bring myrrh into 21st century.
finish off with some finely grated gold.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# he explains the science
so in theory if you understand how different cooking methods affect food at molecular level you can apply this knowledge to whatever you cook, and not just follow a recipe.

but I agree his food is not as accessible as Jamie or Ramsey
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# SCIENCE!!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know why this makes me laugh but I like it.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# perfect shits
nice ground coffee does it for me,never any constepation,nice wipe too (too much info sorry)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# just to make sure there's no sense of tumbleweed...
bravo. more candour on this board, I say. a nice wipe is crucial, really.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Photos by "Doctor" Gillian McKeith, Shirley?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# good point!
with her own ratings for dampness and sin levels.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# During mating season gangbangs Ted the Tiger always comes prepared.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# what the fuck?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Yiff yiff meow GRRRrrrrrRrrRR!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Jedi paedo lols!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# HAHAHA - the force is strong with this one
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS9tn7ahv8
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaah
wtf?!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Check out Taff Wars if you havn't already:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Db5N4HcrE

Contains lots of swearing btw
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I saw a couple of them I think.
Not really a Star Wars fan :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# i dont think you have to be a fan really
they're still bloody hilarious!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :D hahaha
love it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha
"Feel my force Luke, feel me flowing through you...."
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# He touched my wookie
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Aw.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# awwww :D
Chewbaccahead is woo :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D
Needs more magenta

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# But of course...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ohh that's cool.
A tesla cock!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *click*
top wonky eye action
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# 'That's no moon . . .
'tis my hairy old ARSE!'


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Blue Harvest is ace :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Horror beyond imagination
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
woo. Reminds me of the Family Guy version:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to get this out of my head
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
The dozy twunts.

Fossils are her to test us!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Dinosaur bones are fabricated lies of the disbelievers Maan!
One man, One Apple,One Rib-bone woman and One Snake. Couldn't be simpler??
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I kind of wish that evolution wasn't real
or at least that it's vastly different to how people think it is, if only because smugness is worse than idiocy in my book.

Unfortunately, having met my ex, I know we're all descended from hairy, knuckle dragging animals.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Why did you go out with him?
Did you think you could evolve him? C]:0D


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Viking fetish.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I can think of no better reason for going out
with someone

EDIT: Oh . . . my helmet . . . *winks*


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It worked for me, for a while
until I realised how much of a bell end he was.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Perfect use for her canoe shaped head.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# What colour is it?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Bland.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# horses arse brown
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I like horses
(and other red meat)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Horses taste the best when served with Black Bean sauce
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# never tried it, but I wouldn't say no
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Not sure of the colour,
But it produces a never ending line of utter shite that doesn't stop, just keeps repeating on the digital channels.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Say what you like, she was fit as hell in Hocus Pocus.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I guess.....
If you like women with faces shaped like marrows.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# She wasn't fit as hell.
She still looked exactly like a rather ugly horse.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ^this. She's been beaten badly with the ugly stick. Despite the one inch thick make-up coating
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# She's not generically pretty, I'll give you that
but I honestly think she looked very attractive in that film.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# If you wanna see hot witches,
please see The Craft.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Neve Campbell + Fairuza Balk and that's about it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I dunno,
I rather like the black girl and Sarah too. They all groat my sprockets in their own ways :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Eh?
Which black girl?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The black witch in The Craft.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Got you,
Thought you meant a black bird in sex and the city or hocus pocus, of which there was none.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh Yeah
I find that weird looking 'bronx' style chick, fit in that. Even though she isn't, I think she just looks filthy.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Fairuza Balk?
She does look like she would bite off your knob if you wronged her though!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# She really looks like a witch
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Well....
Its a risk I'd be prepared to take. She looks like she could show you some things. And then do things naughty with those things.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# is it waterproof and low alergy? :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Its not xylene free.
She will permanently mark your whiteboards though
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# pfft! - It's filled with invisible ink!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'll just squeeze this in before the Tuesday mayhem starts :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# needs more market
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# market as in stock and trading floor
or MAAAARKEH as in fruit and veg?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# as in 'next time you're at the checkout and you hear the beep
think of the fun you could be having on SUUUUUUUPERMARKET SWEEP!'
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *goes wild in the aisles*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I miss it more than I should.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Part of evil sweep's rehab would be to cover for Dale when he's off with teh flu
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *dashes for inflatable tampon*
£100!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Superted is all of the awesome!
As is Supersweep

Gah! Divided loyalties!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Supersweep is evil :)
That tips the scales for me!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?

top shop!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# here:
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# noice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahha, yay for evil sweep!
need psycho-sooty though :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I liked superted but i don't recognise the dog puppet. tuesday mayhem?
It just isn't cricket!

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# This is tops!
Ponting?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# yup. original thread
www.b3ta.com/board/9123981

including a fuck off big version.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Awww, seems like I was born at the wrong time for that, it looks good.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Scrotal Sac Boy
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yays
and woo to knitted plums!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# NSFW? You can see his Love-Nuggets!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hypnotic
woo yay
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Aw, his amazing dancing grapes
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Are his nuggets caught in the zipper!?
...cause i would dance like that too!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hheheheheheh!
I wnat to know what happened to the giant sackboy they had in the oxford street Zavvi after it closed....
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# balls!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# My my my, he is happy
and Happy B3taday too!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Fankoo!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# pffft....
and that means you can have this again

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# It's an ugly planet
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hehehehe
funnily enough I managed to get Fallout 3 running on me PC at a fair old pace at 2am this morning (not bad for a P4).

Plus I'm looking forward to LittleBigPlanetPSP too :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Goodness!
Serious Pendular action there, sir!

:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha happy b3taday
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks Prod!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# helloooooo everyone :)
Mmmm, brains...
(possibly just one for the londoners)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Aw, how considerate
Nicely done. Pull up stuff. Shop Stuff. Never leave etc
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ooooh
get you
this is wonderful
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Huh!
TOAZ!


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# you're wonderful too
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hurrah!


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hummus? Yes. Filesize? Dunno but it looks small.
GOOD noob! *pats head*

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Fucking technology. Before it was just headphones too loud. Now it's chav, ASBO, hoodie schoolkids playing tiiny gangsta rap on their fucking phones!

Also woo.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# This.
"Take the party with you wherever you go" ARRRRRRRRRGH! *KILLS WITH PREJUDICE*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I find most when asked politely do stop.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Where's the fun in that?!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# There's not
The fun is when they refuse.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# You've missed one group: Bogans
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Woo! and welcome


(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Haha nice
Wilkommen auf B3ta
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely!
And welcome!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Nice...
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a ClanSoul and shop a new hat for Dave...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Woo and welcome!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha. Spicy brains. I like this.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hehehehehehe
I hate those fucking ads.

Only in London does manners need an ad campaign
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# not true
but its only in London that you have the budget to pay for one
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# fact!
me too :) smug little buggers. i just hope their cheesy grins are actually double chins...

also thankyoueveryone for all the lolz in my last five years of lurking :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# bollocks
bad manners are everywhere.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hey
I enjoy looking at this thing.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ARRGHH IT'S ROSS-KEMP!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ARGH!!!
*fears*

nicely.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# All he needs is that hole burning in his head
and we can call the stroke ambulance

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I wonder how many stroke victims won't have ambulances called on time
because their family are going 'nah, she's alright look, there's no fire in her forehead'.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# People can't be that stupid can they?
*watches Jeremy Kyle*
I see your point
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Humans always have the capacity to be either
shockingly intelligent or astonishingly thick, I find.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Ross Ross
shirley?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Woss-Ross?
But then I changed it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Totally would.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Says he'll meet ya..
Friday night in Afganistan?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# There's some really good work on the board today - that's fab!
Wouldn't want to push anything down with my poorness, so I'll leave it here:

(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Like it!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Fur Shizzle
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Isn't that the bad guy from the 5th Element?
close;
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Jean-Baptise
Emmanuel
Zorg.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I love that film
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# There'll probably be a few of these today...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
'FIRE!!'...I mean 'FOUR' :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I do believe that was how Kamp Koala met his end.
/Tank Girl blog.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *kits the army out with cricket bats as we've run out of guns*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# how silly
(mid-off)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

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