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# tchukk
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Was it a gay kangeroo?
...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh thats great
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# edit button is your friend
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# HORNY BALLS
 

 
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Now you're doin' it toin' it !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry]

second thing i've done today which involves animating poo :|
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# In HD!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
Toptip: Do not, under any circumstances, put a fizzy tablet in a bottle of fizzy water. When the water shoots out of the bottle, do not put your mouth over the bottle. When the water covers my desk, do not expect my lighter to work anytime soon.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Tablet? Fizzy drink? Lighter?
What you doing? Sounds fun!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# making a bomb
a very special bomb
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# it's a vitamin tablet that makes water taste like orange. I'm trying to do less coke (a cola)
lighter is just for fags. I figure if I can quit the drinking of cola, i can eventually quit smoking.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Quit... smoking..?
I don't understand? You won't look big and grown up any more. Is that what you want? Coz that's what you'll get.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# aaaagh i know
I don't know what I want anymore.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Look you've had a sign mate.
The great ones' have extinguished your light.

Give up.

Or else the all that plotting will have been for naught.

(else fuck thier plans up and smoke more. Yeah, that'll show 'em!)

The decision is yours! (like in blind date)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I found another lighter, which is covered in sticky stuff of unknown source.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *boke*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# And what do we learn from this?
Correct, we learn Science.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I learned that lots of bubbles pouring from a bottle
despite being mostly air, are very wet.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah!
barrel-man
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# this is good. In fact:

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# why the linky?..that's fab :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# A man needs to shamelessy promote himself
sometimes...

:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# That's wonderful
I think I've said it before but some of your stuff reminds me of Jean Rustin's work.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# no subject
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Attenborough's only got Google Earf innit...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ZOOOOOOOOM
Woo!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Deflation has taken its toll on the BBC
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure I'm not the first person to think of this...
Each week we visit a new postcode area...

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Needs More
Kurt

and less McGuiver.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Wiltshire, I think you'll find...

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# there appears to be one in stratford, outside the cinema
keep meaning to take a photo, maybs one day I'll actually do so
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of a pearost, but...
The game of the show.



(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yea well done *slow clap*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Even hatred is a form of recognition.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# who are you?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Same person I was yesterday
If you don't want me to come back, just say so.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# oh god..plays small violin

you're breaking my fucking heart here
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# which bit of a pearoast is that then?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# well, all of it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I have loads of potential pearosts
but bad manors in a new thread given others could actually be bothered to be creative, surely
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# OCEAN SOFTWARE
I wanted to work for these when I was wee, they were the EA of the amiga era, then they fucked it all up with shite movie tie ins. Manchestoh Firm too innit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# oh happy days.
They bought out Imagine ( who were a great Amiga publisher ) but were later bought out by Infogrames I think, who then went tits up.

I also remember another software company called Red Rat in Manchester, who went back as far as the zx81 days. They had a shop selling sinclair games on tapes and it would be full of geeks discussing ideas for games with the shop owners who would then go off and try to make them.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Why not?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I think the horse just farted in Clarkson's face
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# *dons 3D specs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# *dons 3D secs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It's a trap!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# needs more james may shoveling up the horse crap :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Not a Stig of the Dump?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# well the stig is the tame racing horse.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Clarkson
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# this is eerily effective
bravo!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# can't wait for tomorrows
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# There won't be one tomorrow...
They're striking!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha
If only..
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Horse is a alien!
BEWARE!

(Woo!)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Arf
I love that sock.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yay for J.R. Stocking!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
Now all is right with the world (and the challenge).
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How appropriately wonderful from you!

Woo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Marvellous.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# yer darn tooting
haha puns :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Yay
The sock that keeps on giving.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# The return of sock!
About time too :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Haha
Top work!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# again he wins!
:D clicks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Busy McCloud
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# BEHAVE!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Why so much hate?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# 3rd time posting this image
the last repost was deleted by him.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Any ladies here, please close your ears.
Fuck off you cunt!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I haven't done anythin......
Oh!...As you were..
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ok
Now you are being silly.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# you're 4 minutes early
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I fucking hate this smug, self-anointing, ego-spouting git.
But you get a click because he looks like so crestfallen.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] massive reduction in cost...

...with all of the awfulness left in.

PS goodnight b3ta!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft!
It is meant to be low budget!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# *can't remember the price of dry roasted nuts at the pub*
I'm a pork scratchings man myself...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# good title suggestion
though the beeb went with "grownups"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# what is this madness of which you speak?
have they spun off a new series?

*prepares escape ship*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# "new" series from the same writers
with one of the same cast, pretty much the same set up, and just in case anyone might accidentally mistake it for a different show, they're recycling the sets as well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# *boards escape ship*
*targets missiles at BBC HQ*
...
*makes sure Jonathan Meades is safe*
*fires*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Dancing on unfrozen ice...



sorry for the epileptic-isity...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *Squints*
Is that lens flare i see before me?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ...
yeah, only the best for b3ta.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Synchronised swimming?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# prodge will love that!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# This is making me queazy D:
TJ: Why is IE a big gayer and not allowing links from flash objects?
www.dreamleak.co.uk
Click the white dot in Firefox and it works splendidly!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# why are you using IE?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I'm not.
It's just 25% of my visitors are still FOOLISH IE users.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ooh that's purdy.
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# No Subject
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Can't argue with that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# You could if you were Pasanonic
*ducks in case he is around*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I suppose it is actually Cats and Weasels, not one of each.
Teh sans is a little misrepresentative.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# no comment
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# On the subject of.........
?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# What the...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Your thread seems apt for this:


Click for bigger (123 kb)


Basically I was out for a stroll at lunch and spotted a schoolkid gawping at my 70-200 f/2.8, winked at his teacher, and offered him my 5D2. I set in on 1/125, about 400 ISO off the top of my head and suggested he leant the lens hood gently against the enclosure's glass; just as Lumpar was stirred awake. The kid looked thrilled to bits :)

And not a bad effort I thought; all I had to do in CS4 was remove some glare from overgrown fluffy kitten's neck

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# nice
and very cuddly looking
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Awh that's lovely. Very very lovely.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# shows you that with the right gear
even a five year old can do it ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Heh
But the excitement that lit up on his face when he had that camera strap around his neck and was in charge of all that gear was touching , guess I was him not so long ago gawping at kit; nice little moment ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahah
isn't b3ta great for building self esteem. ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Lumpar is a lovely kitty :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I have no idea wtf you are talking about
with your alphanumerics strewn all over the place but oooh, what a lully tigger that is.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# That is lovely.
But psssh, post your own work, FAQ, FAQ! :P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Awwwwww cute!
I wanna hug it and pet it and get my leg nibbled off.
Well, maybe the first two.
I also want your job.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# The first two?
How many legs do you have?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# WellI like this.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :¬D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# As you command
*burrrrps*

Mmm, pie.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoosh! Zoom! Zap! Pew pew pew! Beep!

The nacelles even light up!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha, fucking yes!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# kaw koo kaw koo! peew peeoww!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# is that chewy or darth on the right?
?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Both!
Its the crunch
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
Which one are you? :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I wish
I could have afforded paper and paint when I was kid... Ahhhhhhhhhh!


From Intenets
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Awwww man.
x]

You woulda been my new hero.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Damn!
*Shame* should have lied
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# AWESOME!
I'm going to have to make my own Storm Trooper helmet now
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# is that from the "growing up star wars" flickr group?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# NO
But thanks *Bookmark*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# haha superb
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Winner.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha I like the star on the wall
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I have stars like that on my ceiling.
But I couldn't get them down when I repainted my room.


Also, I like your picture. :]
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I have a load of them on my ceiling too
Arranged to look like the Orion constellation.
That one, though, is on the wall.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I have his belt. :3
And I had the dippers. But some fell on me when I was sleeping so I have partial dippers now. x]

I figured that. Unless you managed to turn your ceiling oddly.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# So you CAN catch a falling star
Ever tried a UV torch on them? Really charges up the luminous stuff.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah, catch it with my eye.
:[

Ooh, it does? I don't even know if we have a UV torch, but if so... :D
They look cool under blacklights...I have a black light bulb in one of my lamps.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# hand
meet face.


*I do believe they are one and the same :)*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Are they?
XD
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# yah
blacklight is another name for a uv bulb. :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I feel silly now.
I was thinking UV like what they put in tanning beds. Cos I remember doing maintenence on some beds (my daddy works at a tanning salon part time) and the bulbs looked different, and shined a lot different.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Try dealextreme
Dirt cheap LED torches. Free postage.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Wow!
You would do well at our once in a blue moon board events.
I wish GMOS and Lemony would organise another.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Ooh I remember those!!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# It's the only chance I have of board glory
having won a couple of them.
My Christmas eve one a couple of years ago was a proud moment ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hmmm..

Vaguely remembers something...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# "The nacelles even light up!"
la-di-da ;)

nice work number 2
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# You, sir, have just won yourself 15 internets.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
stunning
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That's a bit good, that is!
Although quite how you managed to get such a high quality still from the new movie I don't know...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# "Woke up this mornin' wanting some Star trek,
Which margarine tub do I use,
oh...oh Vitalite"


Woo.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# :D HA!
good work
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I haven't seen that brand of marg since I was a child
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I thought
the idea was it's supposed to be lower budget :p

Nice enterprise btw...

although isnt the saucer on backwards?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# See, they couldn't even afford a continuity consultant!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# The funny thing is
the enterprise being grabbed by a giant intergalactic hand is exactly the sort of thing that might have happened.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Fucking yay for real life creations :D
However, yours looks like you have a bigger budget ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# When I made these I should have used torches
cracking idea.

And also kudos for the use of vitalite.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Class!
'kin woo! :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Marvelous stuff!
Bored huh?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yup.
And had a load of cardboard and stuff lying around after casting the ThumbDrive last night.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# You are a bit ace :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Likes a lot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# love it!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Vitalite tastes absolutely vile nowadays, toast ruiningly bad.
I have no idea how it tasted years ago though.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
#
This is truly excellent and anyone voting for ANYTHING else is a communist.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Youtube
youtube, now!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This sir...
is genius!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hopefully not bindun yet


Click for bigger (87 kb)
click for readable
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# is that what the listings look like these days?
swish
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# and the joke is... ;)
nice :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# depressingly
i only had to shop in the "two pints.." listings, "familiy guy" is actually on in all thoughs slots.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Arf
And during the day, live coverage of anti-climb paint drying.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Shopped pics only please!
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] One Man...One ability.....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Pfft!
He is the only character worth watching anyway :D

Well, apart from Claire ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Claires real mum is hot
and daphne is lully
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Claire bear......Claire Bare!!
Is she legal yet?

Daphne is hot too!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# She's at least 17, probably 18 now
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yay


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# 20
in August.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# When you're as hot as that you're born legal.
/Oh my god did I just type that blog
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# That justifies many a wank over "Lizzie Magiure"


/Did I really type that!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# :O! That's dispicable!
/feigned shock to cover true nature blog
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hot?
she's got an undershot jaw and too many teeth for one mouth. She's deformed by Victorian circus standards.

( plus she looks about 12 and is blond. Neither of which are my thing )
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I just wanted to make a shock comment
:(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I've got THE highest standards ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# big. big rumour
that he's threatened to quit if he does not get more on screen time next season. He's getting up his own arse with the fanboy hype.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Bah, fair dos to him.
The show wouldnt stand a chance if it weren't for him and Clare :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# More screen time?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# very much ^this
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# He's lost his ablility tho
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Even cheaper then!!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# isn't it more or less about him anyway
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hiro, i love you
drop me a line
or give me a phone call
if you have the time
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)

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