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noons all

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

*orders*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

*profits*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

mmm

perfect combo

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

I just had a Pizza Express pizza :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

is that you?

BBBBEEEEIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!

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arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

afraid so

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

buys eleventy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

I thought the beer pizza was infact a beer, kebab and pavement.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Have a *very* loosely related pea :)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

OK last one. I'll leave this sort of thing to the professionals now.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

it comes?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

well I have if it hasn't

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arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

along as we have a replacement service..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

no jobs too small.

*I only get problems when they're too big

*only my penis is

*but they often lead to disappointment

*etc.

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arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

*notes*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

It scheisse

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

this isn't just any scheisse

this is a Rich Belgian dark sheisse.

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arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Marksh unt Schpenser sheisse!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

MOAR SCAT!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

FROHE OSTERN

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Woot! 1k posts!

Took me long enough xD

For those at work...

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

\o/

Grats! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Thanks =P

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Not nearly enough nekkid.

Woo all the same!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

HAHAHA

Congrats sir!

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Happy stick of dynamite day :)

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Hellzapoppin, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

poot poot

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

yay

if you forgot to celebrate your 1k, 2k, 3k milestone...what will happen?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

You get raped by flap

Trufax.

Edit: And your brute raped mine...

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Did you get poked ? Poor thing....

edit: haha I got a pupil named Nazi Lobster pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Yeah, stupid longsword...

I need a bear... xD

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Haha!

I just noticed I missed my 3k by 179 posts.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I rarely celebrate them by the thousand.

OMG THIS IS MY 43882nd POST!! OMG *naked*

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Lovely figure you have there

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Hellzapoppin, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

With the exception of my right hip,

my figure is unshopped.

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

I will prepare for the 5k

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Congratulations :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

i missed my 4000

I should really post more. I am averaging about 1000 per year.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

You wimp!

I do that a week ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

i know...

i post a few times a day, but it never seems enough. I like to read and look rather than write and take part. I ain't in any of the cliques.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Me too!

Near enough xD

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

ooo

just read your profile.
Let me draw you.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Feel free :D

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Gaz me the source then

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Want the pink ninja one?

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

aye

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Done

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

i will get it back to you shortly

I am lacking hummus and this will give me something to do.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Okie doke

/relurks

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Hokerou, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I don't know ya

but congratumilasheyuns
and *fwap*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

ACTIONY

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

What does Alpha Team do?

Bring the drinks for b3ta?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

No they test out games before the beta comes out.

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Happy B3ta Day!!!

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Cheers! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

happy flaming pixel day!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

:D!

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

shit in your cheesecake.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

They're currently broken

and awating Beta 1 team to fix their problems.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

They provide Alpha male types for groups that are lacking them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

I've spilt coke on the floor, this mean I am going to have to snort the coke out of the carpet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

EGG HEADS

Slight TJ: Im applying for graduate jobs, I know they like you to big yourself up, but do you think they'd prefer honesty or just "look at me I am so great"?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

look at me i'm so great.

i know people that went for grad jobs. they are fucking smarmy cunts that I don't really like. they work in finance.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's chemical engineering jobs.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

where you might actually need to be competent?

maybe they won't like the flick of the wrist i'm so great approach then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Yes, and basically none of the places I actually want to work at are hiring graduates

So unless I want to try and do something else which would mean focusing on what I have been for the past 2 years pretty useless

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

difficult one innit..

Depends on the place you're applying for if the company ethos is a bit more "out there" "wackiness" a different approach could be beneficial.. also it can help you're application stand out from the rest.

but it can equally make it all go tits up :D

I'd say do the honest approach but don't over do it.

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arrangedletters, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

When they ask questions like "Why do you want to work for Atkins"

I dont think I should write,

Because where I really want to work are not employing graduates due to the fucking recession so Im applying for anything so I can do that for a couple of years then leave and aspire to the career I really want to do.

I doubt that will go down well :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Too far?

Don't blame me for the world being such a shitty place....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Its funny and not as bad as some of the things that have been on this site.

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

shut up you reprehensible wog.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

*hopes for statsboard quote*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

...

On a similar theme...

(Specifically, from about 2:20.)

I can't work out whether he's genuine or a troll.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Troll

humor is a difficult thing...with Poe's law and all...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

I want to agree with you...

... but there's something about the earnestness, particularly on the other videos, that has me doubting.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Troll

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Man that guy is wrong on so many level!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

That has to be satire

Did you check out his other videos?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Yep.

The condom one is wonderful.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

THE VAGINA IS FULL OF AIDS

LOL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

OC DC

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

ha ha ha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

This is ace...

...E D C

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Good work.

Now make me a sandwich.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

fuck you wideboy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

we outta meat yo

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Want to get smashed today?

I'll buy some gin, you make the sandwiches.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

i have work tomorrow.

want to get smashed on sunday?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

OK, I fancy living the life of a Wetherspoons regular for one day.

We'll start drinking at 9am.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Tom is visiting also, by the way.

He's got the hobo-chic thing going on.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

sudo make me a sandwich

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Nerd

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

You know you love it

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahaha top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Who made hoover?

Ain't nobody told you.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

don't get it to near his cock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

ac/ssg!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

hahaha

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

if this hasn't been done, i shall be surprised

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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

I may be too young for this

but i can appreciate the hummus

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

made me smile

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I've eaten too much Haribo and now I feel sick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

I pimped my egg especially for b3ta!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

I love eggs

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

oh god

do not let this become a bandwagon

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OF JADE SHE IS DA NATION'S GUIDING STAR

/ac

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I dare becaujse Jesus died for my sins

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Why cant she just stay dead?

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(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Didn't you hear? Cancer is now renamed to Jade

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

she will

until Sunday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

*chockes on his tea*

You evil man

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

I'd hug her face

and lay my seed in her stomache

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

How romantic

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Sorry,

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

:'(

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Jade?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Srsly

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

!!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

needs more lightbulb

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

but it isn't an egg

what's that funny white stuff?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Aaaaw. Babby Jebus!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Hes eyeing up that mongaloid girl

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Who wouldn't!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

mong's are hot

I'm fisting one right now

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Just one hand?

She's having to type for me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

bwahahah your cock too small to hit the keys?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

It's just too big to hit one key. ~~Don't~~ worry it's personality that counts. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

bollocks, every other time you make typos you claim lysedxia!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

But I haven't ninjaed any of those posts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

cross dressing freak

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Happy Easter, I got you all a couple of big eggs

NSFW source

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I buy my eggs after easter

when they're cheaper.

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Ratsta, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

^this^

There's nothing tastier than a 50% off easter egg.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Bloody hell.

Her bras must be made of steel.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

can you milk it?

/obvious response

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

all because the lady loves milk trays

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Milk, milk, lemonade

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

is there one for optimisation?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

brilly ant

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Jesus the sauce tits are awefull.......omg omg omg omg omg

mindbleach please!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

^this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Chocolate Veins!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

some stay dry and other's feel the pain?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Yup

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

her nipples are bigger than my cock

that has never happened before

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

jesus what a pair of sacks.

poor woman's back must be shot. she should spend a lot of time lying down...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

funnily enough...

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

THE SOURCE MADE ME ILL :(=======)

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

they weren't that bad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

They remind me of the eggs from the Alien films

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I've never seen alien. This is only a tiny part of what is wrong with my life

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Basically, this

www.mooncostumes.com/image/3758

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

I've eaten things that look like that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Quackafleeg

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

yes!

jet set willy lolz

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

Suddenly

I'm humming in the hall of the mountain king for some reason ;)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

And the Lord sayeth......."What a cunt of a weekend this is turning out to be"

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

this is yay in many ways have a click

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Holy smoke!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

oh jesus this is some good shit

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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

I blame his parents

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha

A hamlet moment.

Bom, bom bom, bom bom, do doo do do doooo dodo dodooooo, do do do doooooooooooooo...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

This reminds me of a church poster I saw the other day.

It was old Jezzer on the cross from above and it says 'Think God Loves you? Jesus nails it!'

I'm still not sure if it's a piss take.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Happy Easter B3tans!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

You are a very bad man!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

I lold

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I Lilded

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh my!

I didn't laugh at all.*
_{NOT FUCKING MUCH! Ha hahahahahahahahah!}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

I wouldn't put it past them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Any surprises inside?

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Frogbeat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

and the same to you!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

This would be rather more tasteful than the rest of their coverage.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Is that cancer or granite?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Arf!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hahahaha

RIP BABE U R 4EVR IN ARE HEATS

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

can't see The Sun pinching this

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

To bad theres nothing inside

but air.

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Last one. Promise*

Based on the old joke...

_{_{*Unless I dream up another one.}}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

pfft

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Reminds me of the "Hughes Nails" joke

As told to me many years ago by an uncle.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because if they fell forward they would bang their heads.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

hehe

yayzers!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hahahaha

Best use of product placement I've seen for a while.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

That's rather good that is.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Didn't that happen at the end

of Wurzel Gummage?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Max Wall Payne

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Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

What have you shopped? ;P

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zoldergoose, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

BTTF FTW!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hang on,

no... thought it was The Doc about to energise the Delorian with a bolt of lightening.

What?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Hahahaha...

In the Max Payne 2 shots, the main character looks just like Richard Hillman off of 'Corrie' :D

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Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Jesus Christ Magicarp

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Religion now makes

perfect sense to me.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

I'm so so sorry :)

But now I have 'Jesus Christ Magicarp' in my head on the tune of 'Jesus CHrist Superstar' *bangs head at table*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

I now have a ytmnd thing in my head where both pokemon contestants have magcicarps

"Use your splash attack, Magiccarp!"

Er...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

I have those shitty gameboy games (illegally on my ds)

and If you like train the little bugger he will turn into a huge wormlike monster. How Magicarpulicious is that? A fish turns into a monsterwormbeastdragon?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Japanese biology is very different from regular biology.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Howabout now

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Gotta arrest 'em all

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

awww how cute

(would)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

I hate easter and my ankle hurts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

I'm not doing another fucking egg, just cause your ankle hurts

edit : I didn't mean that to sound as cuntish as it might have come across.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

my poor poor ankle will be very dissapointed

(why do people worry if they've offended me? me of all people?)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

I was more worried about affending other people

by insulting you somehow... thats how it usually happens in my mind

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

This year, Easter is sponsored by Pepsi Max

To the max! (repost from an eternity ago)

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custard, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

I'm off to a friend's for the weekend so prolly won't be about,

so I'll leave ya'all with this Q&D Easter piccy

sorry for the crap type...

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..wil, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

YAY!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

ha!

if that is a genuine source pic, then wow. if not - very well done :)

PS Doncaster? crikey...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

OBEY

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

He is hide durg

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Lemon curd is not a drug

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

what about curdled lemon curd

smeared on a turd

or is that absurd

what is your word?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

only when delivered by bird

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

that's what I heard

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

everybody's heard about the bird

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

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