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# Who likes the moon?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# me! me! me!
EDIT: Oh, I thought you asked who likes TO moon...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I really lika moon
Still nobody can explain the moon illusion
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# The one by Richard Dawkins?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# its made of cheese you know? wallace and gromit went there
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i like
sheri moon (zombie)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Who dislikes the moon, dood?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# One of my eyeballs hurts and it's gone slightly red.


If I start crying blood, should I go to a hospital or an exorcist?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# you should staple bits of bacon to your face and run into a hospital screaming


oh and good sketch
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Now that
I need to try :D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# But what if I get mauled by bears?
Hospital receptionists always keep a handy grizzly around.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# stuff them with apples
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Ah yes, the bear's natural predator.
The common garden apple.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that's where the bag of chinchillas come in..
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What?
But that's as bad as crossing the streams :(
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it's probably fine if it hurts
but not if it itches

HELLO SKETCHY MANFACE
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# SKETCHY MAN FACE HAS CHIN 4 U
HE KNOWS YOU LOVE IT. YOU WANT TO LICK IT. YOU WANT IT SO BAD.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# OH I DO
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what does it mean when it itches?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Eye worm.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# uhoh...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# kill it with fire!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# *pokes fire into eye*
ARGHHHHH
*blinds*
*curtains*
*drapes*
Its a blister btw
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# good luck with that
rather you than me,
and all that kind of
mindless smalltalk
designed to give the
impression I care.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i once stuck a guitar string into my eyeball by accident,
also got a bit of petrol in it before,im already half blind so fuck it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# One of my friends has a piece of pencil lead in her eye.
It's fine, and the lead got in there by accident, but it's still cool.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# NHS helpline
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# you need to replace it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# haemorrhage
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# i think i had that last week then...
had to wash em out with warm soapy salted water
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# If you start crying blood that's a good enough excuse as any to draw me some porn, woman!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Have a repost
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ? Is that Harry Hill ?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'm glad he's recognisable.
It was from a request thread.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# We have a request thread!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Only occasionally.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That's not porn, that's an atrocity of man visited upon us by a vengeful woman.

Come on, something with Cloud Strife in....gaaaaawaaaaan.....

gaaaaawwaaaaaann
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Kinda repost?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# This moist nest? Livers?
I think I'm going to vomit into my eyes.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I don't think I made his hair tall enough.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I still don't understand why he's having sex with a nest.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# It's not nest.
It's moist meat. A big liver.

broadsword at one point requested "adam ant, standing and doing liver"

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Well it's now ruined my mind.
You win again hentai.....
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ha ha : D
: D

also...

I'm sure I can see a cock on this fly.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yup!
It's waving it in your face.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# COCKS AWAY!
edit : I mean g'nite b3ta!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# G'night!
I think I'll go also. I've got important printing in the morning.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# COCKFLASH
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# sure they just aren't bloodshot?
and are you drawing your own porn again?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Nah, I think I got a bit of liquid eyeliner in my eye .
And I never post the porn I do anywhere. I keep that to myself. Well, at least until I can make it sexier and do better female anatomy.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# You haz swine flu, you are gonna die,
but only if you're foreign with bad health care...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Swine flu piss!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nasty when it gets in the eye!
I'm off to bed, g'nite folks, xxx
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# G'night.
And I do have a slight headache + bad throat, but it's getting better since I gargled the TCP last night.

mmm phosphoric acid.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Swine flu
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's just a little airbourne.
It's still good, it's still good.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yay! I get to repost this crap three nights in a row!
Just blink a load of tap water into the eye, Cleo, and repeatedly.
And stop using snake vemon-derived cosmetic products.

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Shall I stick to belladonna?
I'll blink a bit of tapwater if the pain annoys me to distraction, but yes, liquid eyeliner is crap anyway.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Fag ash is good enough for me when i'm in a Keith Richards mood.
But, y'know, give yr eye a bit of a rest from irritants.

(I don't mean b3ta, I mean chemicals)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# but irritants are fun :(
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Aw, thanks, Shada!
I'll take that as a compliment.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# DON' MENTION IT
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hehe.
It's only recent (last 10months) I've tended to put on eyeliner. Usually it's not liquid, though that one is somewhere at the moment.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# that's very sketchy
EDIT: Oh, and stop putting ketchup in your eye.
That should fix it
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Go to hospital...
...but make an appointment for A&E, apparently it's not a walk-in service these days.

Oh and the eye emergency department is neither the A&E department nor the eye department.

Oh yes - two tools the nice eye doctor uses to poke your sensitive and squishy eyeball are FUCKING HYPODERMIC NEEDLES and A CUNTING DREMEL DRILL OF ALL THE THINGS.

Actually the drill wasn't as bad as the needles - they called it a "brush" but only in the same way a Flymo could be described as a feather duster.

It turns out that if you manage to embed a rusty piece of metal in your eye you need to get it out really quickly before it starts rusting to your eyeball and the eye starts healing over it and sealing it in. Can you tell I've recently had a bad experience?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Oh man.
You almost turned into a robot.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# wrong
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Arse!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# bollock
arse cheeks!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# bollocks!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Mutant bum!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# The new Depeche Mode single is called "Wrong".
And it starts off, in typically shit, pompous fashion, with the singer saying "Wrong!" several times in the usual SERIOUS, po-faced way.

But I heard it as "Ron!", and nearly dropped my putter laughing.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# So true
*wipes a tear from my eye*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Factology.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes very very good!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Woo....
Another Goatsh

EDIT: Why do you hate life Prodj?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# because it's shit
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# However bad you think it is
things can always get worse
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# thats a beaut there prodge
*click*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Ain't that
the truth.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# testify!!

(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# whaddya mean, "we" ?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# when I say we I'm talking about 'them'
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh, them.
Well, they can't kill us all. Instantaneously.

(Except - oh fuck - they can.)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I still can't believe they're trying to blame us for the end of an ice age
"global warming" my arse!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Make it better, Prod!
Lully :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# truism...
goatse?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yes.
More of the bell-end, if you look at the shape of the current universal survey 3d map.
But then, we could have fucked that up too and are just making things up again. [/;-D
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# SC&NCE!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I honestly don't see what's so funny about this vimod..thing
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so terribly sorry

It's David Bricke
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Har! :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# GRINBRICK
how is his name meant to be pronounced?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# He don't care
he's a brick
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I see he's based on a solid foundation
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Always in search
of the cracks in society's walls
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that looks like a nice happy eastern Missouri Red Brick
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# engineering brick
AICMFP!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# it really is among the most long-lasting brick in the world.
when they tear down old buildings in Saint Louis, Missouri -- the brick is resold/reused.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# When will he just lego of his crazy ideas?
Or maybe there's mortar them than meets the eye...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ...happy birthday,to youuuuuu
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha shitting fuck
edit: it was better when it was gigantic :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# i rushed to resize it with fear of being lambasted with "fuck offs" :D
i just had to repost this chap
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# haha awesome
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Lovely hands.
There's a real knack to doing hands.

(Woo!)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# yup,i liquifyed the shit out of his ears
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# That's how Leonaro da Vinci used to do it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# his touch was slightly better,maybe he had a nice fitting mouse
instead of one of them tiny fuckers i have with a wire,arrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Best way to get shit out of ears.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# No fuck offs
just hugs. Lovely.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhahh fuck
 
he looks fun
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# agreed!
It much added to the "HOLY FUCKMONSTERS!" moment-
I hereby give you permission to change it back, and will happily take the flak from whingers myself.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ahhh i cant do that
theres poor people with shit bandwidth out there hahahaha
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# fuck YES!!!!
Sauce plz

*fwaps*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# FUCK!

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# AAAAAA
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# WTF!
What does it eat and can it provide milk or eggs? I'll love it much.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ^ Mum!

EDIT: "maybe his leg had just grow"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Oh God...
How hidiously excellent.....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
Nicely done!


And fuggin' terrifying!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Kill it hard!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'm ashamed that I was even asking myself the "would/wouldn't" question.
But I was.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# And the answer is?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Worriyingly enough:
already have.

(The demonic noises were a tad offputting, though)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# She'll just have wear earplugs next time.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# B'dum tssssshhhh!
hahahahaha
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# of course you would,look at that mouth
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Sweeet Jeebuz!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# oh god it's happening again!!!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with you!
I like this.
What the hell is wrong with me...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I BELEEEIVE
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Needs more Zardoz :(


(This is very nice)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Haven't seen Zardoz since I was a kid.
I recall it was too weird to get my head around - but that was before I took enthusiastically to substance abuse.

Is it worth a watch now, for a weary, jaded, been-there-done-that dood?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Not really...
When it's on TV I tend to watch the first 10 minutes for sheer WTFness, then stick something good on instead.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Ta.
One can always rely on a critic who says: "Wouldn't bother, if I were you."
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I believe in you space iguana
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Well I like this.....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# They Live
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# this is actually what the world looks like
i'm a spaceman, i know
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Go get 'em tiger!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAAT?
Is there a Zardoz-shaped glitch in the matrix?

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It's a conspiracy I tell you!!
Spooky.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# or b3ta has turned
a tad gay and everyone is looking at pictures of a man wearing not many clothes ?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# B3ta was always a tad gay
And I'll warrant that Sean "Wife Beater" Connery here is wearing more clothes than 90% of the b3tans online right now...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I like how in the 1970's ...
When the film was made ....
They thought the outfit would make him look like a belivable hard man....!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Never have too much zardoz...!!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha......!!!
I like how you replaced his watering can with a gun ..!!!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hah,
yeah, took me ages, that.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Im doing my part!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You'll go blind.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# why the long...
....ummm


**runs away**
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:07, archived)
# I don't know where I was going with this......
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Er...
that's big enough, thanks.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# As conspiracy theories go:
Lunar Icke is overseeing Zed irrigating Patrick Stewart's noggin with stars... is more believable than Lizardmen from the planet Draco.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Arf.....!!
Well you made more sense of it than I did..!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha,
top oddness.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# He was such a bore
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# haha....
Sneezing at the same rate I was yesterday..!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# This gets an epic click :D

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I like! You could add some snot
or splatter on the glass? I'd love to see its little piggy nose scraping across the glass.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# haha
class
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrghhhh... get out of my head!


meh... I need a muse. Edit: Feck'n cocknobs, I left a p off of Catnippp ...
Hyper EDIT:Son of a Feck there's P x 4 in Catnipppp!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# that's dave dees...not catnippp
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Arrrghh...
I don't want to know who Catnippp is now... *sobs*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# speaking of bacon
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# If that's Russian Roulette 2
What explosive device was included in mark 1?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# bullets i believe
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# "I believe"
*points finger* ANTI-SHEEEEEPLE!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# What ever happened to Catnippp? Has he been on the board lately?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# strange that he's done nothing new for a comp that's perfect for him, hmmm
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Tch
I was working on a "nice" happy birthday pic for Icke too but ... I lost the will halfway.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I thought this challenge was "Just who IS ruling the world" and not David Icke lol
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Unless Icke is ruling the world,
and it's all a bluff.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Show us The wonderful world of David Icke
...was all that stuck in my brain. To be honest "WONDERFUL... DAVID ICKE" was all I needed
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# shame really
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!


He's an apple. If you don't believe me - you're a mushroom.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Aaarrghh...
that's freakier than the Curious Orange! (I'm not liking seeing Icke's mug all over B3ta this week). got to stop typing "aaarrghh"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ugh
When will the week end?
Of course, after this week comes the reptilian uprising... call it a consciousness-raising exercise :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# If I am a mushroom sir, then I put it to you that you would never notice!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Well
I'm definitely a fun guy...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Late night brain spasms

all sweary and random and completely pointless

...but again, that seems to be the way goes around here :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# this makes me happy
but it needs more random

:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I ran out
had to complete the thing with normal ink and all
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# drawing in ink is most skillful innit
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# It's all a matter of pretending
that the mistakes were all part of the intended result :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# this is why I use pencils generally
:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I usually do too
I was watching a particulary boring episode of Heroes and got a bit carried away with doodling instead of following the plot
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# that show has a plot now?
wow :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I think it has something to do
with Sylar... It always does...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Being sweary and random and completely fuckin' pointless never Vimto did me no fuckin' harm.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *waits for arsefuckcockmilk as a username on tuesday*
woo
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Too late
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yay!
I feel like I have made a difference!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Don't listen to her
She's an insane bitch.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# a reptilian one?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Very toady
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Lizards, all the way down...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# very good :)
I like the hypnotic infinity of disguises...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# you get a
click, thats great
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Holy fuck! Unexpected awesome!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# haha..
Reminds me of the film Bad taste..!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Haha,
nice morphylizardness.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha
I'm loving this, great work!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :-P
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# this makes me want a baguette
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Here....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# this makes me happy
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# lol
I used to have great sarnies at a place called Chateau Du Pain when I was a student. Obviously we named it House of Pain.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# What waste of a good steak
Any ways, I'm off

Night all

take care
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Sacre bleu!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] David Picke
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Morning
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Evening
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Where oh where! Did that fishy go?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# This may have been done, but it's the only way to get it out of my head.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
utterly top!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That reminds me of that limo we saw :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Bloody hell, yes!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I wish I had my sharpie with me, it only need some pubes and a helmet drawn on it
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Oh so true...
Right, dinner time now - grilled lamb chops await!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# At this time of night
*wags finger* not a good time to eat sir
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha! Nice throb!



(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I get that a lot
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# To the pulsating cock mobile
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yipes
Oh, and I'm not entirely sure what's going on in the picture for the "Jake Humphrey Blog" article here
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Whatever it is, that snooker player isn't impressed.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Disturbing...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
God I hate him
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# cock o van?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Haha
not what I was going for, but I'll take it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Never a good thing
to have a throbbing cock in your head,
even a turbo charged one. Wooosome!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oi, Johnson.....no!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# is that dave draws reading the paper?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# No, it wouldn't be a paper
it be over 60's.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# i saw the mugshot on the back and assumed it was a hardcore gay fetsih mag
and the pieces all fell into place
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Touché
I think.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Having seen him in person, there is some thing quite alluring about him
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# His money?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I think it is the blond hair and the eyes
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# he's a fucktard
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# why's that?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# lack of coherent thought
inability to relate to the people he's meant to represent
whore of big business
etc
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Still, gotta give him credit for getting elected running on platform of "I might do something funny."
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# no
i've got to denigrate the electorate
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# If I lived in London
I'd be a bit embarassed to have him as mayor, but I don't,
so I can just point and snigger.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# So a MP then
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# 'an' MP, yes
all of them cunts, all of them

i think democracy is a big bunch of arse tbh
just not sure what the alternative should be
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# To be honest
He did quite a good job here, before he buggered off. Now we are stuck with complete cunt, worse MP ever.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# So, another Tory, then?
;-)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
a tory then? You'd never guess from the name.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Good Christ, is that really his name...?
*gets sniper rifle from the locked cupboard*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Fire away.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yes, unfortunately this is Tory cuntry
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# And the vagina
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
#
person prison
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Nooooo, I am on the side of the family who haven't been in prison
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Good Grief, No!
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Your picture works really well as a wallpaper sir
The light side lines up nice with the icons :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# on a pc, maybe
:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Yes, not on my phone though
Let me travail into the future to see what it looks like on my laptop and Mac Pro
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I'm back
It looks good on both of them :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Good to hear!
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I've no idea, I must admit
There're all totally non-standard sizes, truth be told.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# meh
we is all crop&resize phtoshop whizzes on this forum, innit?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Well, one would hope so, at least!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Gah!!
Top stuff!

Woo.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# he's on that train in the Matrix...
...it loops forever.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Don't they all
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# omg...yes...
...i think you're on to something... a conspiracy perhaps!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Like pig flu
We need to kill a few people off to get the food prices down and make people forget about the recession
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# nicely tagged
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oi Johnson, yes!
Nice one and top taggery :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Haha ......
Quick... close the door on it...!!!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a common misunderstaning to make...

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# The Global Elite controls the front page!!

wake up sheeple!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha! Top.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# robots follow...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
that explains it
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
I suspect a book, and a tour of lectures on the subject is imminent

This challenge really has reinforced my laughter at twats into their conspiracy this and that, having had a look at his web site. His forums for the like minded public are a dose of the shear paranoid and downright insane
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# haha. Have my one and only compo entry.
He does have robots on the brain.

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i like that.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Well I like yours too!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Woo Yay
he is a supreme gearbox isn't he?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# pow....right in the tentacles
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)
Cricket box required....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Like a face hugger with a cold
simply magnificent stuff

Woo
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Don't mention the....
flu

And thank you!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Good heavens, what is going on?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I've no clue, sorry
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# How come no one has a go about all your multitude swirly pics?
When I get slagged to feck about a few Weather Bitch pics?

;)

Woo as ever.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Well, I think they have, in all fairness
I shall be reining back considerably from hereon in.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Don't stop, they are brill.
I'm just going on the fickleness of some peeps.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# because his aren't shit
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Kapow!
Evening, sir!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# lo!
he knows i don't mean it
don't
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# did you grow a twirly moustache?
I just saw your flickr icon.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yup
s'gone now though
replaced by 'you beauty' style muttonchop siddeburns

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3262898108/
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# You utter lovelies!
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# rah!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# that there is the shit
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
the
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You love my puns.


And you know it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Oof!
(I'm glad it's so obvious that all my pics are shit, nobody ever has to say so!)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# that adam smith is an entertaining drunk
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'm glad someone looked at it!
I spoke to him earlier this evening, and he's as optimistic and full of shit as ever.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# i like a brum drunk
it makes them easier to understand :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# This Brum drunk thanks you for that tribute.
(Tried to fall asleep listening to Sir Henry at Rawlinson End last night. Failed, cos I kept listening and laughing.)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# He's joking!
Well he'd better be....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# half and half
:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# At least you don't just change the numbers and hit 'go'
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# wow...how the hell you making these?...
...all of them are great!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Little shot of generative code, a little drizzle of modo,
and rather more red wine than is good for a soul.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I love these
its how I imagine aliens look
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I think I caught them on a bad day,
I'd imagine they scrub up well, though.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I saw them at a wedding once
looked worse than this. Clearly they didn't make the effort.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Disgraceful.
You think they'd take the time on someone's special day 'n all...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# cor, I think this is my fav so far
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks Mighty N!
Bless you for your kindness.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# heh, in fact I have desktopped it
it replaces one of Pagetty Pol's from months ago
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# *blushes*
You're too kind, sir. I feel guilty now.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ace stuff.
This could be the big baddy at the end of a very long science fiction video game.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Use of BFG a must, yes?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I fear so, it looks formidable.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Cthulhu fhtagn!
Good stuff :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# A tad tentacle-y
I'll grant you...
;-)

Thanks!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# That's aceness!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Very Kind, my Lord,
Ta!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Now that I like a lot
It is going to become my new wallpaper :D

Future Octopus :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Future?
Who knows what terror lurks beneath the ocean waves......?

;-)

Ta!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Wondering why the closest tentacle
is different to the others in structure. Design or bug or just the way the code works out?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ooooh no, the other tentacles are made up of those shapes
I just drew out the radius swirl on that one a bit more, and fucked with the depth of field, pulling it into the virtual camera.

*ahem*

I'll get my coat....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :D Easy done.
I often have trouble even finding things when I ray trace em. There's no "have a quick peek over your shoulder" macro.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Oh, sir, if only there was...
:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Owwwwwww....
Very nice and shiny .......
Always love these....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Wonderful, bizarro stuff, mate.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
# ... ? ........................................... ! ...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# haha
I imagine he's saying "GOOD HEAVENS WHAT IS GOING ON" forever
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# What is happing Ollie????
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Good heavens, what is going on?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# flooop! :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# This is most hypnotically woo
Also: Good heavens, what is going on?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# BY JOVE!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Goodness!
Awesome hat relocation skills, sir
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Good heavens,
what is going on around planet Gruntfuttock?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Bad things.
And lots of them.
How's you, sir?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Out the other side of the blues, thank you!
But still stumblin' through.

Fuck bad things. Remember, several thousand people here luv ya.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Head juggler!!


(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Thassa me, that is . . .
that is . . .'cept I'm a bit chubbier

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# i see...
...a tiny blue square with a '?' inside.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Good heavens!
What's going on?

(Woo!)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# thanks guys... have an extra bonus animation...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# BLOCK ROCK
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yeah...and it sounds like this:
*SCRAPE*SCRAPE*SCRAPE*...etc.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Heheh,
top hat action!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Haha......
Aceness itself....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

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