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[challenge entry] Was working on an image with Icke cowering In fear from a lizard under his bed

but got frustrated, so have this instead
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:13, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# but but but, I'll let youz give me lzzrd DNA
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Just woke up to this picture
XD
(Spackmaster imagine shoes made of bacon...., Sat 2 May 2009, 6:20, archived)
# only if
you simulate sex in a coffin with a fellow member while drinking the blood of goat
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:21, archived)
# POOP & GEORGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Hey, Atomic! LOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
# b3ta.com/jumpers
Dude is suave. I want to stand on his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:16, archived)
# The music for this segment goes
BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# duddlumduddlumduddlumduddlumduddlumduddlumduddlumduddlumduddlum
Tension builds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
# and the bass line from Knight Rider is added
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:24, archived)
# WORK THAT KNITWEAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Should have just done two frames. As he took off before I could reply.
MY MULES NEED MORE SPEED!

ALSO
METH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# ha ha...
...sorry!....i'm quick like that!.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Pfft!
I've been wandering off and on this eve too.
Writing some code and puttering about.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE IS WEARING IN ITALY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:21, archived)
# that deserves a

:)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:38, archived)
# WTF!...
...NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME!... (burns sweater)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
# YAY!
HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# #__#...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# let's push mofaha's image down...
...it's freaking me out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Yeah. Screw that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# AWWWW FUCK PEARS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# the look on that kid's face...
...WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# This is because he's just been to the loo -
This loo: i.current.com/images/asset/888/246/04/Usw2Gu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# ha...
...i thought it was gonna be the worst toilet in Scotland..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Ooh, classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# all the bathrooms i go to...
...are cold and empty.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Make sure you consume a truckload of baked beans before you go next time
The methane might warm it up
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# will do...
...until then... i'm of to tend to my scotch and Guinness!... Goodnight guys!... see ya tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Kill some people, drag them to the toilet, set them alight.
Instant warm toilet buddies.

EDIT: KEEP FALLIN' DOWN. THESE SLIPPERS ARE AWESOME FOR DANCING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# ha ha...
...see ya, man!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Laters, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:16, archived)
# BASTARD!
Shit, I took too long to animate. CYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Nope, you got pushed.
With a skull theme, of course.
As I like the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# ha ha...
...sorry i missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
# FFSSHHHWWWSSSFFFFF
Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
# it had to be made...
...it's the mood i'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# How did you get into that mood?
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# i got laid off a month ago...
...and nobody will hire me and pay me fortunes to draw cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Maybe you could start your own newspaper then hire yourself to draw cartoons
But, there must be a job out there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# yeah...
...i'll find it... now i have time to really work on my portfolio.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# icke??
woo
(JoePesky, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# don't know the guy...
...but can this animation fit into the compo?

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# i doubt it
but i like it
(JoePesky, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# oh well...
...i don't have to be in EVERY compo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Whoaa!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# PUSH!...
...PUSH DOWN!....:D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# it did go faster,...
...but, it was just too freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I don't know what's real and what isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I love that jumper oh so much
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# if i could have another jumper i would choose that as my other jumper because i love the way it would make me look good
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
# This is my old school tie which i love wearing. To date i have only ever worn it with white shirts (and blue suit or blue jeans and no jumper, sometimes black suits)
What colour shirts would go with this tie and any thoughts on shirt/jumper colour combos?

I'm crap w/ colours so ideas would be greatfully appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
# i would recommend this wonderful wonderful jumper
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:18, archived)
# You can't go wrong with white and charcoal. A white OCBD and a gray cardigan and you're in business.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Could I wear this belt with the tie and maybe some brown leather shoes? or would it look a bit silly? - silk tie, cotton webbing belt, leather shoes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# As long as the black shoes match with the brown belt...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Also
Damn, Gronkpan you're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# needs more
shark and bridge
(JoePesky, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Imagine if someone actually knitted a jumper that resembled that
I would wear it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# hahaha - THE VERY ESSENCE OF A PRIVATE SCHOOL BOY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# THIS IS NEEDLE ART
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# they're chasing the helicopter...
...on bikes?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# icke fans /fan would say
"Just checked out all the entries and they were uniformly terrible.

Zero wit.

Says it all. "

even though this aint a compo . see links :P
(JoePesky, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# ICKE, WE MUSTN'T KNAW ON OUR TEENAGE JUMPERS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Kids, getting stoned is ok.
But PCP will make you see lizard people!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Bloody Hell! again!
Needs Ham, melted cheese and wrapped in a sausage
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# OH DAMN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# wow...
...if i was on acid FACE ...no eggs....no eggs.... i don't want egg...he staring....staring at me...eggs....eggs.....that kid is on a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
# im pissed at the moment,so i decided to leave it with adding an elbow to this ugly fucker KILL IT WITH SPANNERS!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
# dude looks like a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
# dude looks like a flump
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# TAKE ME TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM. I WISH TO EAT THEIR BERRIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
# WE'VE ONLY GOT MAGIC MUSHROOMS, SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# i took 50 mushies in a cup of tea before,for somereason i decided to eat the soggy mushrooms too
i spent 3 hours in my room with the door locked,ken dod was on tv and by god hes a funny cunt,sweaty palms yuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
his face cracks me up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# FUCKING AROUND IN THE COUNTRYSIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Surely this is a still image taken from a Swedish film
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# your right
it fucking reeks of sweden
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I want to see him Slap Chop
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Britney mic
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
# i bought a hp pavilion ZD8000 off my freind
it grand but the part of the left side of the screen has got annoying red lines(against black backround) and blue line (against white vbackgroud) along the screen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:07, archived)
# This is why you should never by elecrical/electronic stuff from friends
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:09, archived)
# i only paid 100 euros for it,ill be happy to get a year out of
it and it beats sitting in my family living room to use pc,especially while looking at b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Imagine if you could go down to the local cinema and watch b3ta updates on the big screen. This would be good
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# LOL i havnt been to the cineam since like,1998
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I love those eyes
that lady is like a natural spong
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:09, archived)
# dat iz...
...fugly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
[challenge entry] We don't need another hero
Who the hell is David Icke anyway?

Here's Icke and Tina Turner.

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 2 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# PURPLE HAZE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Uncross your feet/legs and take your left hand off your face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# i share t he same anti nwo views of icke but he fucks it up witht the whole fucking reptile thing
fucking bastard could be counter intel
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
# EXPERIMENTAL 2.30AM GAME
Identify the four people.

(__, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# noel is one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# They are all MacGyvers
wearing clockwise-ambiguators.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 2 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# UPDATE YOUR PROFILE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# They're all wielders of the quad-force. The cube of all power.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# This is the force that powers Thunderbird 4
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Fooooooom. Thunderbird 4 - fagging around the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
# VIMOD is also banning people from underwater
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Just incase some waterpeople get out of line and start bitchin' about Photoshop.
b& cannon'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
# they're all variants of you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# they are four different faces of the same lizard dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# PAT SHARP IS BACK FROM THE DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# AND SHARPER THAN EVER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# THIS IS THE AWESOME FOURSOME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I think
Noel Edmonds top left,
David 'Lizardman' Ike bottom left,
Donny Osmond bottom right,
and the guy from the 'Just for Men' shampoo ad top right.

Do I win?

(Mr._Pickles, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# icke x 4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# LIKE DINOSAURS THAT ARE ROBOTS THAT ARE DINOSAURS THAT CAN TALK

EDIT: OH YEAH THEY SHOOT STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# it is controlled by prehistoric fricken sharks with laZers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Sometimes, but not all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# No it's controlled by ill-tempered and mutated sea-bass
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# crikey, atonal bass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# WOOAAAGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# IT RUNS OFF BAKED BEANS JUICE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# "IMMINENT METHANE EXPULSION DETECTED"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDD
thank you mr lemons
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# TRUNDLETRUBDLETRUNDLE RARAARAWR!
SHOOTSHOOTSHOOT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# PEW PEW L:AZERS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# D: OH CRAND!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# This is something of complete and utter wonder
Wooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# is this like that blur song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Explain.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# you know, that one that's always playing on those history of shitpop documentaries
dinosaurs who want robots to be dinosaurs who are robots who like dinosaurs that are robots who want robots to be dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ALL THEY WANT IS TO DESTROY ALL HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Why can dinosaur haha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# HELLOTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Foot pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# FUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# That's where the fubu clothing brand comes from
true story

don't ask about fugu fish
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# gronkpan tell me about fugu fish
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# people eat them so fresh that the meat still twitches
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# ah sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
# the fish has had its brain removed by the time it gets gory so there wouldn't be pain involved but HOLY FUCK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBc8e7fkc6E
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# WHAT PART OF IT IS POISONOUS?
THE INSIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# ALL OF IT
Except like one slice.

Oh wait that was a quote and not a genuine question. I feel cheated now... colon openbracket.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# man you so stoopid jeru
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I do kind of wonder how people grew to eat so much of it
I mean if it takes a sushi chef 7 years to learn how to cut it properly, how did they originally learn the technique?

Trial and error wouldn't really work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# take a massive bite out of it and if it's delicious you're the winner
trial and error always works
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Probably a samurai went fucking nuts on one one day and cut it into a bazillion pieces.
Or alternatively they worked out it's poisonous, then tried to cut away the poisonous bits and feed them to animals to test if it worked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
# THAT'S CRUEL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# different animals have different tolerances though
like some animals don't have a problem eating raw chicken and such
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Like chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Salmonella isn't a poison though, it's a bacteria.
Plus anyway they'd just feed the dog a whole one to start with to see if it died.

They wouldn't just go "Oh it seems alright, then I suppose I'll just try a bit and//huerjlksad.imdyingtellmywifeisaidhello-"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# It all just seems like such a futile experiment
I mean it would have taken generations (or a field of dogs) to get it right with that kind of technique.

Then again i'm still wondering what the guy that discovered you could drink milk was up to. I suppose people get a bit weird when they're hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I imagine he thought.
"Well babies drink milk from mother's breast. Can I drink from massive distended cow breast?.....Yes I can."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I could just see this being a challenge on the next instalment of "The Apprentice".
Alan Sugar could be the Master Chef. All the candidates would learn how to cut it properly within 7 hours and then sell it, within the next 7 hours
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Haha christ.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# This is truly sickening - I could only watch the first 15 seconds or so.
I'm trying to avoid bringing up my breakfast. However, I am enlightened now...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# oh he's wonderful.
slight TJ. Is Tom O Bedlam still around?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the surgery...

Also, quote of the week from Ickes forum, regarding
this weeks picture challenge.
"Makes you wonder. Some of these people that made this
must have waaay too much time on their hands."
Pot/kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Jade?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# aidscancer?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# in Thames
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# on stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# woah
mind blower
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# It's the APORKALYPSE!
A right old HAMDEMIC!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# link?
for icke's posts about b3ta. I had not heard we had made their radar yet.

also woo post :)



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# aces
also what's this, are we to expect more web sherriff hoo-haa soon?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# nah, icke like the ridicule, it shows him he's above it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Here you go
www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63744
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# haha
bookmarks
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# "Makes you wonder. Some of these people that made this must have waaay too much time on their hands."
I wish I believed that was said with a sense of irony.....

Also recognition at last! from a group of nutters
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# oh man even that shit one taking the piss out of happy toast (that shouldn't be above either of my entries) gets posted on ickes website and i don't
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# do you want someone to say "it looks like the work of a five year old" about you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i'm mostly envying jeru, vole and drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Which one was yours?
And at least you didn't get to second on the image challenge popular posts, with the picture above and below you getting frontpaged AND STILL NOT GET FRONT PAGED!

Like pissing in the wind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# you people and your constant front page worriment
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I would have had one front page every year though then!
Actually if everyone suddenly clicks mine enough that they are forced to front page it then it will be exactly a year since the last one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# mine are the poem and the prince phillip lizard one
i loath the image challenge popular page. i spent ages on the poem and its not doing as well as the 5 minutes lizard head picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i didnt even notice it was a poem
edit: haha i just realised you titled it "a poem". but seriously, i read the text first and didn't actually notice it was a poem until i hit the rhyme at the end. maybe it's something to do with how you spaced the text.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# really? i guess, i had considered placing the pictures and the text in two seperate columns but it looked a bit off. oh well can't win 'em all
i'm going to bed night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# popular page as always
is less about quality and more about "ooh look, one of my clique needs a click" ;)

I rarely bother with the image challenge but was amazed to see mine made it, albeit lowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i never bother with it usually, its just the second time i've been on it
and twice, which is more impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# If that were true then I wouldn't be on the popular page.
Especially not when I posted it during the dayshift. Even dbroon commented on mine despite the fact that he takes every opportunity to tell me how much he hates me whenever he's drunk.

I just always seem to piss away the good pictures somehow.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# it's probably because you are thinking too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# PISSING MY KNICKERS HERE NOT
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# i was stupid enough to post what i consider the best thing i've ever drawn at 18:07 just after every one went home from work.
could've kicked my self
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hehe. 5:30 to 7:00Pm is the dead zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# yeah, i'd spent 4 hours on it and lost all track of time.
still, i sold two tshirts out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Bah.
I spent about 7-8 hours doing that cannon fodder animation. That's not taking into account going through and capturing all the footage.

Fuck knows where the time went because it's not much to look at really.

EDIT: I don't know why you're complaining, your poem has just popped up on the popular page anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# oh yeah, cool :)
so's yours though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I'm complaining because the people above and below me got theirs front paged and I didn't.
That's like the ultimate reality fuck.

Like rolling craps and having the dice turn into two actual snake's eyes. DAMN YOU FATE, MY MOTHER DIED THAT WAY!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# spoilers: it doesn't matter how long you spent on something >:(
edit: haha sorry if i'm sounding negative, but seriously these are my favourite rules for creating things:

1. don't tell people how long it took
2. don't tell people what you think of your own creation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I don't....at the time.
I just get really pissed off afterwards when FUCKING CAT IN SPACE OVERTAKES EVERYTHING! A FUCKING CAT IN SPACE, MAN. CAT IN SPACE!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# i don't even know what cannon fodder is how can i understand something that contains it
but a cat in space, that's something EVERYONE can enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Fuckin' furries....
*stubs cigarrette out in overflowing ashtray in 1930s dingy tenement*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# consider your audience, man.
i mean look at jolly jack. internet fame and riches.


...at the cost of HIS SOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Maybe I should ask HIM to draw that rape scene from A Clockwork Orange with cats.
Actually I've just got a mental image of what it would probably look like drawn by him and it's no longer awesome or funny.........

*shudder*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# yes, that would be complete crap


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Perhaps it just wasn't good?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# this is something everyone should consider. all the time.
but not too much because then you get crippling self doubt, self loathing and spiral into a pit of self harm :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Well, I always end up opsting just before I go to bed
at 12 midnight here which is 6am there so no one (apart from some exceptionally cool people) get to see it.

Fuck. I've done it again with this comment.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 2 May 2009, 6:13, archived)
# sometimes I manage
to produce something that is good enough for people to overcome their personal feelings and comment about it but generally there is always going to be "fuck him, I hate that cunt, I'm not commenting about him or clicking his work even though he's made something good" at b3ta, and I don't mean about me. I'm sure that happens to many of us and I'm guilty of it myself I suppose. Except with me I'm more inclined to put someone on ignore and keep them there so I can't be hypocritical.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I wonder how many have me on ignore
:D



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I don't know, how many bacon haters are there on b3ta?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# probably loads!
the hippies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'm ignoring you right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'm ignoring me too
because I'm a twat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I can guarantee I'll put my feelings aside if you ever post anything funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# some of us are no longer welcome in front page territory
it's ok. It's an old boys club run by illuminati bastards anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
#
i posted this one yesterday =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# HAHA the guy saying the one taking the piss out of happytoast looks like the work of a five year old
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Wasn't that actually someone else taking the piss out of Happytoast always wining the compo anyway?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# *mutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# yes that's what i said
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I SENSE EDIT SHENANIGANS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# NOPE
well I changed "one" to "guy" but it maintains the same meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# "The one saying the one taking the piss out of happytoast"?
Yeah that's obviously the same meaning.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah
the first one refers to the person, the second one refers to the image. But it's not immediately apparent so I changed the first one to guy.

LANGUAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# are they made of plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I swear I will keep posting this until someone actually laughs at it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ok haha.
no really, I did chuckle. It might go over a few heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# sorry i've got nothing.
if we're pity posting here, i still think this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# :)
I was pleased to get no clicks for this today



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# hah yup that looks like every star trek episode
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Wait a minute, you can tell how many clicks you get?...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# No, but judging by some of the crap that makes the popular page
I can tell I didn't get enough. ;)

( you can see if your 'friends' have clicked i think, but I've never checked that.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I can't remember why I made this
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# wait a sec...if the david icke forum is onto us...how could they know...
without being...THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# TJ:
imgur.com/2P4NJ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tip-ohhai1.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# haha it got me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# some of us have the very secret of time on our hands
/top secret government research blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# rofl
that cracked me up
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# There is no love for robots...


Click for bigger (172 kb)
Hello fellow B3tans! This is my first post outside of the confines of QOTW, so apologies if it is not up to the high standard set by many of you :) I have been working for a while on this little robot, I've just upgraded from Paint.Net to Photo Plus, so I thought I would give it a whirl. I hope you like him.
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hello robot!
He looks battered and bruised

Welcome to the internet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i like him a lot. you shuld stay here with the colouring in geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Don't worry, most of us have no standards.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ^^^
I dont even use paint.net anymore Mainly cos it doenst work :((((((
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# True that!
Mine has become embuggered, so my kindly grandfather gave me his old copy of photo-plus (go old people!)
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I use paint.exe :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Woo!
Seems like it produces rather nice results :D (or is it just you? :D)

*finishes sucking up to people more experienced*
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# haha
You haven't seen my attempts at pictures.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You seem to underestimate
My lurking power :D (so yes, I lied, I've been watching you all for ages, but hey, I finally came out of my shell :P )
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ANIMALS PON BIKE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# OH HAI MR NOT A FAN OF FAMILY POLITICS LOLOLOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# rofl facebook stalkage!!
I'm in a house full of CRAZIES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHA CRAZIES
IS IT THE OSMONDS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# more like the Osbornes
MENTIL, I TELLS YA
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# LOL GET DRUNK OR WATCH CRANK :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Dayumn!
Looking mighty fine there Mr. Epiphany :)
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# How lovely
Welcome, newish person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Thankyou all!
Yes, its true, I love colouring in! I hand drew it though (Indian ink and paper :) ) and then scanned him, geeks are cool. (He hopes in vain)
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# RBT!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# DRAW ME A ROBOT DINOSAUR PLEASE :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# KABLAMMO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A ROBOT DINOSAUR
BUT IT IS A LOVELY DINOSAUR, IT NEEDS MORE METAL PLATING AND ROBOT EYES TO BE ROBOT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# IT IS CLEARLY A CYBORG.
LOOK AT ALL THE SPIKES AND SUCHLIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# IT IS GREEN AND IT'S A PEA LIKE SHADA SAID#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# ugh, FINE.
BE LIKE THAT. ALL DEMANDY AND SHIT WITH ALL YOUR DEMANDS. WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU DEMAND TO OWN THE PLACE AND YOU DO AND MAKING DEMANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND,
I WOULD HAVE LENT YOU MY OLD PHONE, BUT YOU WENT AND GOT ANGRY :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# HE SAID DRAW NOT REPOST SOMETHING VAGUELY LIKE THE REQUEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# >:(
QUIET YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# WHERE'S MY ROBOT DINOSAUR?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# BUT I MUST GET OVER 155,600 POINT ON FACEBOOK BEJEWELED
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# DINOSAURS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# OH OK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Dinosaurs fucking robots!
dot com!
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# this is a good unloved robot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Perhaps he'd find love
if he tidied himself up a bit.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# i got plenty love for robots
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# He's sad because he's been superceded by liquid crystal displays.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Darn those fancy Liquid Crystal Displays
CRT for life!
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Well... Thankyou all for not eating me!
I believe I have an appointment with the lovely Mrs. Name I must keep, but I shall return to these far flung corners of the internet very soon...

probrably post a bit, and do some more colouring :)
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# You're perfectly safe posting at this time,
most people are too drunk to complain
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Who the fuck are you calling
....oh look. More beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I've been sampling my homebrew tonight.
The trouble is, every bottle turns out slightly different, so I'll have to drink them all to sample them effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# good job :)
i have perry, rockthefuckon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Some perry is quite nice.
Althought I had a bottle of it once which reminded me of those 3-litre bottles of chemical cider I drank too much of as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# brothers one is rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Actually, they sold perry at a music festival I went to a couple of years ago alongside the terrible lagers.
That was fantastic in the sun watching the bands.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
I must remember this for when I return post sexehtiem! Possibly joining the ranks of inebriated posters :D You where all very welcoming, I look forward to my return tomorrow night!
(I helped save b3ta! UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# awwww
robot loves you.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That flower contains swine flu.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# fucking grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Yay
That's much better than lying on QOTW :)

Sorry I couldn't resist, woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# robots are always welcome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I like Icke
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *spins*
also *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Cl-ickes!
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ALSO A FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL ADDED ME AS A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK
I DO NOT KNOW THIS GIRL

WHAT DO I DO?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# > Crack one off
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I can't see her full profile, just the name and picture...
I have 0 friends in common
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# really?
used to be able to see peoples profiles when they added you.

i say accept, crack one off and then delete
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah I know..... thats what I thought too,
but alas no.
I sent them a message saying "Do I know you?" and we'll wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# pornbot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ^yep is she russian?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# She looks english
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# does she really want to get to know you?
should you look at her webcam?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# you have been eaten by a grue
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# > Touch ye gash
You cannot touch ye gash
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Your sword is blowing glue.
Wait, let me try that again, your sword is glowing blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# > Consult your local GP
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# A robot dedicated to the sexual satisfication of others.
But even she needs to get wedding invitations from her long lost friends at clicker college.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hey man don't be using language like that
we prefer the term ferro-americans
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
do you stalk it and kill it ?
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I dont know it! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
befriend it, groom it, lure it
you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# ...
profit!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Engineering.

not only, but also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# GEORGE ALAGIAH'S MECHANICAL WANKING SPANNER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW, YOU ALREADY DREW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# NO!
I SAID FUCKING NO!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DIRIGIBLES?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# >:( GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# NO FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# THEY CAN CAUSE THE SICKNESS OF FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# LOL YOU GOT A PHONE YET? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# OH HAI INTERNET MAN #2003
YEAH ITS COMING NEXT WEEK. ITS LIKE 5098973 TIMES BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE AND DOES FART NOISES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OH LUCKY YOU
THAT IS NICE OF THEM, I BET THOSE CHINESE MEN WITH HATCHETS HAVE PHONED CHINA CHECKING ON PIG FLU AS THERE ARE ZOMBIES THERE NOW TOO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# LOL!
HATCHETS JUST DONT HAVE THE RANGE FOR SERIOUS ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS. SILLY CHINESE AXEMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE PORKY DEATHS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ITS ALL JUST ZIONIST PROPAGANDA.
PORK IS THE MEAT OF KINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I LOVE BACON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# AND HAM AND GAMMON AND CHOPS AND AND AND AND STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# BUT MAINLY BACON
AS BACON IS THE FOOD OF CHAMPIONS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# this is what my dreams look like
hello there jpg, how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hmmm.
better nights have been had, truth be told.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i'm sitting on my own with a bottle of perry worrying about the fact that my girlfriend is moving to london next year to study at LSE
better nights have been had
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# :(
*manhugs*

Sir, I'm with you - in a good way, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i sure everything will be fine and dandy, dandy and fine, but its a worry nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Where will you be next year?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# in sheffield still, i've got another year yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I've been with my girlfriend about 3 years now,
during which time I've been in Manchester, Leeds and Sheffield while she's been in Birmingham.
It's not that bad so long as you can grab a weekend together every 2/3 weeks.
There's a decent trainline to London from here at least.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yeah thats exactly what i've been thinking.
i guess at the least its an excuse to go to london more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Which is a good thing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# what?
so you lawndeners can get our northern pounds more easily?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# absolutely :) more oppurtunities for lunch with my favourite Lunnenah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# LIES THAT IS NOT ENGINEERING :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Ahhh, but it is....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# >:(
LIES, THIS IS NOT ENGINEERING, I HAVE PROOF, THIS DOESNT APPEAR IN PERRY'S CHEMICAL ENGINEER'S HANDBOOK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Why is everyone shouting tonight?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# IT'S THE GAY SHIFT
AND I HAVE BEEN IN A LIBRARY ALL EVENING/DAY :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# OK, fair enough.
I should know better...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# YES YOU SHOULD!
and sort your engineering out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *flounces*
Won't!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Yeah, that's it, flounce you big fairy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Darn it,
Where's my fairy costume?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# at the dry cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Good stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Ah, at last, a voice of accord and reason. Thank you, sir.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I think you may have replied to the wrong person there
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# No, trust me on this....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# can it grip my soldering projects?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# For a small monthly fee, certainly...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# you are very good
at these arts,
and they are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Ta!
You're most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# IT'S ONLY ENGINNEERING IF YOU CAN WRITE DOWN 4th ORDER EQUATION WITH CLAMPED BCS
otherwise it's just a nice picture
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Did I say it *was* engineering?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# there is a word in the subject line that tends to imply that it you did...
I demand a fourth order ode with clamped bcs!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Implies?
Nope.
It just said 'engineering'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Humph. Does this mean I'm not getting a fourth order ode with clamped bcs?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Sadly, on this occasion, no.
Apologies for that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I want some pde's
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# you love it you slag


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Im too tired to notice the difficulty
that and I havent done any proper maths in about a year...

Last thing I remember doing is solving Navier Stokes equation
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# there's four BCs in y for psi, and none for omega
and for a second order (in space) equation that's a pain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# LOLMATHS
I really need to brush up on my maths
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# work of madness!
MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# MADNESS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# ONE STEP
BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDDDD!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 2 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# METAL GEAR?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Well, a little bit fluid.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# "LICK'UID!"
I really need to practice his voice for when I pretend to be him like a hardarsed motherfucker!

hardarsed social lifeless
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Excellent stuff,
love the lighting/shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# holy toledo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Well I like the dark feeling of this.....
I know it's not .... but it just made me think of Darth Vader in his tie fighter for some reason....
Very nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Holy crap
You made the other ones too, right?
I want all of these on my desktop; come to think of it I could arrange to have at least two at a time (two monitors).
That rooster-comb looking thing from yesterday is up there now (that was yours, right?) Looking at it makes me feel good, thanks!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Important advisory


Click for bigger (166 kb)
(twilkosta, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Actual Lol
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# additionally recommended, is the burning of street furniture, especially that which should not technically be capable of being burnt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha,
well, nothing to worry about then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# i saw the news earlier
they were interviewing an expert who kept being asked words to the effect of "so we're all going to die is essentially what you're saying?" to which he kept repeating "i don't think we need to be alarmed"

he should have had the balls to say "11 in 60 million people is a very fucking tiny number, you stupid bitch. remember bird flu? SARS? BSE? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD YET! GET OUT SIDE, HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM, DO ONE THING EVERYDAY THAT SCARES YOU!"

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Fucking hell, wake up.
There's been 16 confirmed deaths already, that's nearly 0.00000025% of the world's population.
We're lucky to be alive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling that b3ta is rapidly becoming the 21st century of some blokes standing around a barrel talking about 'all this poofy plague nonsense'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# It might be something to worry about at some point, but not yet.
For now, I'm going to get on with my life.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yep when either i have it or 51% of the middle class have swine flu i'll start caring
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Your life ROUND A BARREL!
Somehow I get the feeling that if there isn't a severe outbreak and things are contained that everyone will complain that it was just an overhyped rather than an actual effective organised reaction plan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# It's impossible to win.
Unless you happen to be scoring by the number of deaths, rather than by public opinion
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ONEEEE HUNDRED AND EEEEEIIIIGHTY fatalities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i'm rooting for the flu here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It could go some way to helping the pension funding problems.
Seeing as all my grandparents are dead already, I feel I'm ahead of the game here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It could, as long as it's not the strain which only kills healthy young people.
That would arguably worsen the pension situation if anything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# According to Newsnight, it's not got that overstimulating the immune system bit.
Hopefully they're right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Really?
I thought the fatalities in Mexico had been all relatively young people.

Although saying that, if it's not lethal but still infects lots of people then you've just got a much higher chance of lethal mutation. (which is to say the virus mutating into something lethal, not giving people four arms)

Fuck knows why they didn't just kill all the fucking pigs after the 1918 Spanish Flu outbreak. JUST FUCKING KILL THE PIGS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That's what Egypt are doing, in some kind of overreacting orgy of bacon and death.
I don't really know the details of the Mexican fatalities, but the young and healthy infected people here seem to be doing fine.
But yes, the chance of mutation is the worrying bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# you do nuclear medicine. the chance of mutation is surely an every day thing to you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I've had those tentacles dealt with now.
I've been doing ultrasound for the past couple of weeks, it's quite fun to see how little they think about safety compared to nuclear medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# thats because no one has ever written a comic book about anyone who got powers from ultrasound
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It's true, ultrasound is less exciting.
Luckily, I've accepted a job offer to play with linear accelerators, which at least sound awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# that does sound awesome. is that anything like super colliders?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Something like that, but scaled down, shoved in a hospital and aimed at cancer patients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# possibly cos 1918 was an avian flu variant
not a swine/avian hybrid variant

but we'll let that slide
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes but the swine flu people are contracting is a descendent of the 1918 spanish flu which ended up passing onto pigs after the human transmission had petered out.
I mean I would certainly want to fucking kill anything that feasibly had the virus. KILL. KILL THEM ALL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# why? you're massively statisically unlikely to contract it and in the mean time the disease has plenty of oppurtunity to deal with the living afterbirths that glog up my planet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, fuck you mexico with your poorly built medical system. *shakes fist*

To be honest we've been without war or disease for long enough that we're all fairly ignorant of the reality of the natural world, yeah it may be unlikely if everything's treated well and contained but I imagine if everyone ignored it and sneezed in eachother's faces freely we'd be pretty fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# sure, thats the advantage of civilisation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Plus anyway apparantly tamiflu only has like a 24% effectiveness rating according to the cochrane library.
Although I'm not really a man of science enough to interpret the raw studies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# You're pretty safe relying on cochrane studies.
Although that might be referring to effectiveness against any viral infection, rather than this one in particular
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Actually no I think that's it's 60% effective compared to a placebo and the direct competitor is the 24%.
It's really fucking confusing to read because they're not referred to as tamiflu...damn uppity scientists with their uppity science names....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# and they've all been mexicans
point proven

Jebus doesn't like them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# If I was still in Icke Forum mode, I'd assume this was irrefutable proof that it's a racially targetted disease.
Rather than assuming that as the country of origin, they have more cases and inevitable more deaths.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# and the fact that
their health system is shite if you're amongst the 99% of the population what is poor???

did like the way the media tried not to mention the fact that the girl who died in America wasn't actually American. I am not worried, but have a worrying feeling I know the merseyside woman who's the latest UK victim, or at least the person they caught the disease from
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# You know someone who is infected?
Fucking hell, lock yourself away for the good of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# it's a kinda facebook know
so i might've sat in the same hall as them once at school.

if i do know them I'm gonna go and give them a big snog, breathe in their air, and then go to work tomorrow night, start wiping out masons :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaargh.. Have some lizard facts...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ill put this here
simples
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Kill it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# this is also good everyday advice from jewish mothers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yay
For big giggles!
Close your eyes!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# ?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# dance!
damnit dance! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
gettin'me lol gland going:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# that
is strangely hypnotic

clicks
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha,
what the flup is going on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# flup!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# The multi-purpose word
for all occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
is that an eclectech animation?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# no idea
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# egaegadrive?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# are you supposed to fit it in
the cartridge slot?? I suppose it is supposed to be painful
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# The perfect gift
For those zip fetiscists
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] What real money looks like
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# haha i like this *click*
*prints*

*tries to use*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# That's because
you are not spending it in the *proper* shops.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# :D............... Elizardbeth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ace
click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# cheers ...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Queen Gurn XIII
Sadly the last queen died in a freak gladiator fight
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# gladiator vs freak............what a fight that wouldda been:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# tell me about it
its just a shame it was a gladiator fight involving custard, otherwise i'd have got much better odds :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# please accept a crisp fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# nice old queen
crispier the better:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Who ever that is
he is altogether twisted and thoroughly evil

you can tell by the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I have to say...
although I've heard the name David Icke.. I have no idea what he's about at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# if only there was some network of computers or something with stuff about him available to consult...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# It's the complete lack
of actually wanting to research him that's the main obstacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
*breaths*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I spent a bit of time on his forums earlier today.
It's like watching a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# He will just say it was his husband watching it
hahaha :D

Right, night you lot
take care
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# G'night Earl
I was just saying you otterby in bed by now
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# he should k-earl up for a good night's sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That was quite a wild knight
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# They certainly rooked the bed
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# lol
you sank my battleship
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ^this
sweet dreams /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# he wrote a cheque, mate
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# People will soon
get board of that story.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I just woke up and I can't think of any puns now - maybe that's just as well.
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Love it!
I am click.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 2 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 62. David Icke Part Two


Previously on 24
(__, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Huw always looks like he couldn't give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Huw, Huw, Huw, why do you look like you are doing a poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I've always associated him with the Welsh Cosa Nostra to be honest
Some glint of shark-like emptiness in his gaze
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Do they leave a sheeps head in your bed
Or just a sheep and a bottle of lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# We strap bombs to sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# it's not a good night unless you get head from a sheep
boyo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I would never envisaged the anti-christ with a cup of coco
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Are you calling Bill Bailey
the anti-christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# This is quite clearly the beast
with a cup of coco
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# you mean the Taffia?
be careful what you say or you'll wake up to find he's leeked in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# pfft@taffia
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# The Illuminati are responsible for Rick Astley!
www.b3ta.com/board/9383302
(Not compoed it)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Heh
but all those letters made my eyes pull a strop with my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Read and learn
It's all truth and it could one day save your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I've always found the small adds in the Evening Standard quite eye-opening ;)
Much more reality
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

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