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A contribution from my daughter the Primeval fan

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Haha this is great

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Yes!

Where the fuck has this gone: b3ta.com/board/9507624 I can't see it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Have you experienced finger trouble and pressed the wrong wossname and ignored him?

I can see it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I like ice cream

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

No, he's not on ignore I dont think

I replied to it!

Edit: actually it's me being a twat... move along

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Well check, you silly narna

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Also

Best name for a bird ever?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Hahaha yes

He is beyooootiful but a bastard bird.
He shags the female then scarpers never to be seen again.
aka Wombat bird.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

aka Liam Gallagher surely?

Well it is the cock of the rock! :LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

best name for a fruit ever?

it lives up to it's description too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

arf!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

That is immense :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Haha

From another website:
"Very strong growing, upright, thorny purple stems"

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

it's there, in your link

what can't you see?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I don't know why you can't see it,

but I must say! Shirley Manson would get it so fucking hard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

hahaha

I'd like to watch you try

*gets popcorn*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

*goes to Scotland*

*tries to tell the difference between her and all the other gingers*

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

GERAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRGGGGGGGGGGHHH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

hahah

what's the thing in the middle?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Apparently it's a 'poo meteor'

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

aha

Is it in the background or going to hit him in his face?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

In the face

but she had to think about it

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Hahahaha

*clicks*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

RAWRAWK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

I like your

daughter already. I'll love her if she turns out to 30 or something.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Do people often turn out to 30?

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Nearly

every 29 year olds i've ever met...

edit; ok now i see. I'll not edit it to make me look better, but it is tempting.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

TURN OUT TO 30

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

She's 8

And incredibly excited that her picture has been such a success :)
(She insisted on me posting it here...)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Good for her

and well done to her too. It is a good pic.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

This is terrible! It looks like it has been drawn by an 8 year old FFS! ;)

Tres woo to your daughter :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I know, I told her and told her

I said 'This is a big piece of shit, who the fuck told you you can draw?'

She's gone to bed now, can you tell?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Relative of Squidward?

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Hokerou, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Kiff's really fallen on hard times since Futurama was cancelled....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Confectionary porn

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Nice one HappyT-

wait, whaaaaa?!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

...wat?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Hahaha ^this

Also who the fuck picked stupid animals no-one has heard of?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I had some skittles this afternoon!

My shit was brown :(

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

hehehe!

can you still get skittles?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

shittles

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

obvious isn't it

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

my shit thinks it's a shadow

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Rainblows !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Bruised Blood?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

RIS?

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

first thing that sprang to mind

looks like Bruised Blood's main character

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Never heard of it :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

He posts on here every now and then

bruised-blood.livejournal.com/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

He does the best panel comics posted on b3ta

I think

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

I concur!

hasn't been about for a while though :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Skitters

shirley.

(fume troll, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

my fav of my first entries

(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Shat!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Did you wipe properly, young man?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

You want to know if my bottom is clean?

*fears*

;)

Ning Dixy

Ning all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

No, I want to know if you wiped properly

Don't worry Stanley, you're not my type, strange as it may seem ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

hehe

and there's me thinking I was somekind of gay magnet!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Lesbo magnet mate

Do you smell of fish?

/unfair, stereotypical and possibly offensive comment of which I am ashamed blog (but pfft)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

That and he listens to a lot of KD Lang.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Have you seen how fat KD Lang is these days?

She's turned into a real porker

Constant Craving? Constant craving for chips, you fat cow

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

There is some kind of bitter irony

in her turning into a porker....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Whilst watching Ellen on tv

and wearing denim dungarees

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

And stopping places flooding in Holland....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

I never put my finger inside her!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Of course you didn't you big dyke!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Gays are gays

/ Fannies are sometimes fishy,i'm not bothered,yes you should be ashamed!!(but pffft!)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Dear Mr Bawls

SHAME on you.
x
'pot

p.s. Pffft

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Well we all know who started the "stan/lesbo bandwagon.....don't we?

*points*

:)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

When you point a finger

3 point back at you.

Feck, I am profound.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

you have a type

since when have you been able to be so choosy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Since I started on the F Plan diet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Hahahahaha

Is that the one that is aka the P plan?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Possibly :D

Wotcha Flowers :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

'cha :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Since he started being so sexeh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

you're right

i ~~couldn't take~~ was scared to take my eyes off him

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha

*steals wallet*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

ning Stanbo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

nings

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Hello. Please either leave some time between your posts or put them all in one thread.

Every new thread you start pushes someone else's off the board. Don't delete them now, as that won't bring them back and people like to whinge.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

3 posts in a row?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

...

(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

INCOMING

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

splendid

i have a feeling you will be told to calm down a bit, very shortly.
space your posts out by a good few mins at least, or if you have loads dump them in an existing thread as replies.
the board only holds 15 threads and as good as you may yet prove to be it would be nice to see someone elses stuff

also, welcome aboard.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

LOL!

In other news, I just got given a case of Hoegaarden! Woot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Oh you poor fucker

Go to the Docs tomorrow for some cream to put on it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

ROFFLE!

Eh Up sexpance! How goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ok ta

I'm battling with iTunes - WHY OH WHY IS ITUNES SO UNBEARABLY SHIT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

I dunno.

Is it naming of files that you're having an issue with?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Well, that and just its utter shiteness

Like how it just takes all my music and has a great big poo on it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Aye,

I started using iTunes a couple of years back and it completely fucked up all of my file names and got it all supremely wrong. I was actually a little pleased when my Hard Drive blew up and I lost all my music.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

OK, granted, it's not liking most of my pre-1998 mp3s that I lovingly downloaded on my 28k modem back in the day

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Pfft!

1 hour to download a sound effect? Those were the days :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

hahaha right

Actually, this is a good question - what was the first ever mp3 you downloaded?

Mine was Daft Punk - Around the World

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think the first mp3 I ever downloaded

was actually Suicide is Painless by Manics probably.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Perhaps too obvious

(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm searching for the hidden star trek imagery

Is the mandolin shaped like a nacel?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fretboard.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

it's the same as the original though

www.moviewallpaper.net/wpp/Captain_Corelli_Mandolin_Wallpaper_1_800.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oh. Then I can't see any difference.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

hahahaha

the font matching is pretty good though

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

isn't it the badge thing they all wear

i thought it was rather clever

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

yeah if it was Captain Kirk's Communicator Pin I'd have got it

maybe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

you see ignorance is bliss

i saw the likeness fairly quickly, i know bugger all about trek really.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

:))

(herman:D, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

See below

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

hahah excellent!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

THE JOKER VS KHAN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

The Joker Vs Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!..what happens?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Come and play isketch you lot, b3ta room

isketch.net/i2.html

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

BOGGLE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

hahaha

hapnotic:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

This is my dad.

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CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

well done and welcome :)

You've passed your B3ta entrance exam.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

HUZZAH!

thanks :)

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CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

As Toasty mentions though,

if you knock the quality down until you get about 40-50kb max for the jpg it should still look good enough.

Edit: Special DISASTER RECOVERY NOTICE!!! - Do not delete this thread. If you resize the filesize/reupload the image to b3tards or whatever just hit Edit on your post and change the url of the image and we'll pretend it never happened. No need to post a new thread.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

except for the filesize bit

:D

*Edit - Congratulations on our new board member for listening, not running away and taking everything in good spirits. You'll get on well here.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

fucking hell

he's right ya know!!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

you're allowed a few

minor faults

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

that attitude is what got the BNP where they are today

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

it's not the miner's fault they lost their industry

so they're not really the people to blame for the BNP getting where they are today

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

do you write books of terrible puns?

;)

miners, bnp... woo!!

edit; 2x bnp puns in as many days!! doublewoo

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

hahaha

i love being a nazi!!

/is prince henry in disguise blog

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

obeying the push sign on the door?:P

Really off for fuds now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

not really fail, but ill still post this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Vote yes for my t-shirt slogan, even if you wouldn't wear it, as if it gets picked I get $500
www.typetees.com/score/1461998/Bobbing_along_in_this_ocean_of_life

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

i parry you earl

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

nawty but hahahahahahaha

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

grrrr!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

He's been drinking

POWERTHIRST!!!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

This seems a suitable place to position this.

100 uses of the phallus (SFW)
For Smash whenever she's about.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

ha ha 89 is brilliant

...In fact! *wanders off to get a bag of macaroni and the PVA*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm particularly proud of 36, 59 and 78.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

95 is my personal favourite.

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

The hissing bastards need taking down a notch.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Just 900 more to go

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

you have to join, fuck that (sorry)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

do you

the bastards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

i pressume your slogan goes through the admins before it gets put up on screen?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Nope, it goes straight up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

*evil grin and finger twiddle*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

BULLET-PROOFF-JON WOO-BULLET-FESTIVALE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Welcome, now go forth and spread the word

Final version i think

Thanks to all the b3tans that suggested these

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

no. 5

KIDS: JUST SAY NO!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I see most of mine got picked :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

No caek???

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

You appear to have made a shocking omission

- Sexual favours shall be paid to Dixon as and when he requires them and sees fit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I would like to double down on 18

6 confuses me though, is this a BNP piss take?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yeah as is number 3

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

hahahah

but profit must come last

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

dont piss on my parade rebel : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

crap

didn't know about the filesize thing

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CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Also you can't hotlink twitpic images.

They only work like twice then crap out.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Your right,

It's crapped out. Was it good?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

use

www.b3tards.com to host ur stuff mate

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

arreeeett

thanks

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CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

no worries mate

also se thsi: b3ta.com/board/9508287

;)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Pencil Test

Full animation will be up in a couple of days.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha

*fears*

EDIT: Dear b3tards

I shall ['be thinking of you' 'not thinking of you' 'reading my fabby new book' 'masterbating'] while I'm downstairs having my Chinese fuds.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

That'll teach you to sleep with the postman you BITCH

top work squire...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

nice

although the one on the right should clearly be erect from anticipation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

He is

That's why he isn't sitting down:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

pffft

That look of "oh my god he's coming towards me! He's...he's really going to....*SLAP*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

This

↑

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I know I am

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

but what are you?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

NAKED SLAP

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Shada, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

You are full of teh skilz young sir

Woo you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Speaking of pencils, this is a good handmade point&click

www.pencilrebel.com/ kind of like a LittleBigPlanet style

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

manginas?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

*wow*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Fucking hell, that's good!

How do you manage to get the people to not look like Rhubarb and Custard with parkinsons?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

pencil?

what pencil?

ouch!

also woo so far

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Your pencil appears to be working

Nice timing :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Found these on the way home ...

... and felt the need to share.

Made a nice break from Bob Crow fucking up my journey.

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

ZOMG! Legs!

really?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Not Heather Mills then?

We stood at the quayside at midnight.
Her lips were all aquiver.
She gave a cough.
Her leg fell off.
And floated down the river.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I haven't heard that in ages, although it was the boy stood on the burning deck when I heard it :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Spike Milligan I believe:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Kerrect!

also,
There was a young man from Bombay,
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He got trapped in the tiller,
By a sex-mad gorilla.
And China's a long way away.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Last recited by Paul Merton on HIGNFY

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

I prefer

The boy stood on the burning deck
having a game of cricket;
the ball went up his trouser leg
and hit his middle wicket!

(one of Eric Morecambe's I think)

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Or Rod Hull

Hurrah. Hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People COme from near and far.
By bus, by train, by bike, by car.
So bring your ma and dring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Another Milligna effort.

There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who tried to write "FUCK" on a shutter.
he got to FU when a pious Hindu,
Knocked him arse over tit in the gutter.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Such poetic beauty

didn't Heather loose that leg being run over by a motorbike cop on Upper Street?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

THat's a downer:(

I knew I loved Islington for a reason:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I vaguely recall it on the news

whenever it was

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

You seem to think we're 4chan

Dear Mr. Wereferret.

You should be arrested.

Wuv da London Transport Police.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Stop making me snort beer out my nose

:-D

I was tempted to do some drawing over em but ...

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

and that was when you were arrested?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

LOAMB!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

you took a surreptitious photo of a woman's legs and posted it/them on the internet?

there's a word for this sort of thing you know. and it's...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

allow me....

ahem.....CREEPY AS FUCK

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Mindpiss

Mind you, most people would say the same.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Monty Python's Flying Circususus!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

upskirt much?

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

You are creepy

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

That's a bit pervertish?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

yep

all part of having one of those things hanging between your legs

(

wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

finally, an image without Shatner

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Well she had to get a train after not winning Britains Got Talent:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

she looks like she has baby heads trying to burst out of her calves

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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

She Aaaate a baaaaabeh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I can't believe how bendy her shoes are

she must have bananas for feet

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Good heavens!

There are web sites for this sort of thing you know

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

She's standing dangerously close to the tracks

Also Isketch if anyone is interested

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

I've got a

couple of those! They reach the ground, sort of match and everything!
Lucky me!!!

What do I win?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

The ability to walk unaided.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Even on a friday night?

this must be magic...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

They are good looking legs, but I thought it was something about he heels.

If not then this is slighty creepy. Most people just stare and store it in the wank bank.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

ha ha Mental Kodak*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

eye make jape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

erm

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

eye like it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

the pirates of penzance?

waht?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

then

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Eye Zee !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

clue. so?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

it will tear your asshole apart :P

he was always last to be picked for the football team headers were a nightmare

(Novak, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Such a waste of good suffering.

Dorothy Perkins!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hellraiser_mit_dom.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

Oh God

This has set back civilization by 15 years

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I sure hope so.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

Naughty Naughty Nick Griffin likes this

sorry about the font matching algorithm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Too brown

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

with my skills at histogram mucking-about

it's lucky he didn't come out green

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Ironically the original source is even funnier than my shoppery

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/diaper-guy.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

also - check out the Related Searches for this...

images.google.co.uk/images?q=charles campion

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

heems is chubbee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

yarf

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Hahaha fantastic

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

fank choo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

compo

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post444876

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ha ha ah!

Top work :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

haha

absolute bargin if anyone is interested

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

That is a bargain!

Now just to save up for an Xbox ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Controllers are usually more than that on their own, games may not be great, but can always be traded

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

YAM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

quick TJ

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8092235.stm

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'll raise your quick TJ

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8091095.stm

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Snow leopards are awesome

Definitely my favourite kind of leopard

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

clouded FTW

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Beautiful animals

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

He was telling me to get the fuck away from his baby :D

That was a couple of years back. Bet the baby is all grown up now

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

That's the problem with these delightful bundles of fluff

they grow up, and get a bit to large to sensibly be intimate and fluffy with, unless you enjoy taking realistic risks. You can never be 100% safe in the presence of the Panthera, however tame or cool you might think you are with them; they have sharp claws and fangs, and even being affectionate in their eyes, could potentially kill you

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ah soft rock cats huh?

Not thier fault they have a problem with Pantera.

Bugger this for a game of norks. I'mm off for Thai fuds!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

meh

spend too long putting on their make up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Personally I'm a custard cream leopard

or an awesome-o-pard person my self!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

hurrah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

*You're* fucking wrong

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Yay leopards :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

sexah under table shot!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

fuck that

I think Simon Cowell should host a Britain's Got MPs type program

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hahaha!

What a concept

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Jade Goodie!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I'm really bored

does anyone want to play isketch?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

argh!

what's happening?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Rofl :D

I was wondering when the first b3ta shop of this would be. Glad to see you're thinking outside of the BOX
Edit: Ahha! You were beaten by a dirty weeker

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

guffaws........bent as a nine-bob note

i likes:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

"Egg has been pelted.."

AAAAAAAAAAAaaahahaahh, are you Jamaican?"

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you Nev :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Remember kids:

freedom of speech is very important, unless you disagree with what someone says.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Open arms my man

Open arms

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

I take it then

that you simply want to hear what they have to say for themselves.

Are you a BNP supporter?

I'm not a BNP supporter, but I think he should have been allowed his press conference. Our constitution allowed him to become an MEP.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Hell no

The BNP are like a mongoose with Down's Syndrome. If you try to pin them down they might take your eye out. Best to give them plenty of space and laugh as they try to act like people.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

this is my thought

give them enough rope to hang themselves

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

HAHA

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

oh my

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

SNARG! BROAMS!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Possibly bindun to some degree

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmMm,

NAZI-NUGGETS

"My Jimmy looves his Nazi-Nuggets, it gives him those precious hate nutrients".

Muriel Spaxmazzum
Detroit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Surely

Throwing Nazi eggs would be some kind of tribute?
I hope they were from pure white chickens. No foreign stuff.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

I don't know

I just felt there had to be a nazi symbol in there. He probably enjoys it. The boss eyed cunt

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

Odd tastes

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

splendid

morethan:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Email it to the Daily Mail

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Hasn't that Sophie Ellis Bextor got long legs!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

PHWOAR

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Wahey!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

@Echo ClanSoul

Or something

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

It is

........rumoured that she wears no knickers!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

The filty blighter

Sadly it's also rumoured that she's married

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

With children.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Like a dinner plate and chopsticks,

Sexy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

On Stilts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

*cricks neck trying to look up her skirt*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

cor do they go all the way to the top?

I'm implying I'd like to see her vagina in close-up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

I suspect you mean her

vulva.
Because to see her vagina you'd have to get inside...
...Oh. Carry on. As you were.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

When I say that

I'm implying that I hope they're not some kind of floating mutant hiding behind a dress

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

^this

this this this this

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Maybe her legs just had grow

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

Haha

It took 10 minutes. B3ta's standards must be slipping!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

good day!

...

(thatdudewithbreasts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF BARNEY THERE IS ONLY WAR

Do you think he picked green lasers to complement his purple fur?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

That is actually cats

They can't be seen in the picture but they are directing deadly green venom in the direction of poor Barney, who's trying to save the WTC.

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Bastards

I bet they're working for HELLO KITTY.

Sadly, I think Barney may be a few years late.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

haha

LASORZ!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

*Waits for Mr. Horrible*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Street Sweeper !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

This month my obsession is Rose Byrne

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

SPLISH!

SPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHAAAAAAAAAAAaaaah

Spleush

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Decoy spunk.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Adam Buxton does voiceovers for Spotify.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

84. Measuring the depths of very shallow ponds

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

hahah

I'm tempted to compile a list

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I am doing.

Running out of steam...

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

How many do you have so far?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

have you got, testing the consistency of custard

custard can be substituted for blancmange

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Plugging holes in leaking dams?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

This month my obsession is Catherine Ireton

But this is a very nice picture :)

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

After googling her,

I like the album cover to Bells

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Nice!

IN other news, I just got sent this picture on an e-mail and it made me proper lol :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

ahahaahhaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

NO U

This pic's done the rounds many a time, but it is very awesome

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Oh dear.

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

NOU

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Haha

There's only one way to settle this... FIGHT!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

*fights*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

How very odd I was only just reading about those!

had you posted that 10 minutes ago I wouldn't have had a clue what one was.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Donuts and Dreidels.

That's what Channukah's all about biyatch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

I still don't know what they are.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

They are essentially a little spinning top

used by young Jewish people over Channukah. The 4 sides are four aramaic letters that represent an acronym for Nes Gadol Haya Sham. Which means, "A Great thing happened there".

In Israel, they actually say Nes Gadol Haya Po, which means a great thing happened here, as the miracle they refer to, which was the resurection of the temple occured in Israel.

I think....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

I actually have a few of them somewhere as I used to work

for a Jewish company, and they often bought me them for hannukah, which I thought was nice of them.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

I was reading about Teetotums (spinning top/dice)

and they fall into this catagory

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

Nas Gadol Hayah Po!

/ac

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL I MADE IT OUT OF CLAY

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

AHahahahahahaha

This is fantastic

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

'kin big :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Ive seen this before

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I like the taste of pink-a-dots !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

EMIN3M - PROLAPS3 (Slightly NSFW)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/eminem_prolapse.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

I still think that Jude is better at balloon animals!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

whaa?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

mmmm sausages

(pdjpdj, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

mit vinegarararararararara

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

mit gravy!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

NEIN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Hehe

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

HEY, LET'S JUMP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Hasn't Lilly Allen Got Short Legs!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Because she's E.T.

Wait, what?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

she's a she-dwarf

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

With...

... Nice Nips?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

and Georgian FURNIture

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

PEANUTS!

PEAANUTS!

PEANUTS!

That was a song about peanuts.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

*clenches*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

*WAFFLES*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Splat.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

split

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

He's been hip-hopping once too often

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

They don't make 'em like they used to!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Mildly uncomfortable

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Much like brie.

BrrrrrrrrrrrMMMMmmm, BRRRrrrmm, BRRRRRMMmmmmMM!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Distended anuses makes my favourite hummus

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Sounds like trouble to me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

I'm Slim Shadey, I'm the real Slim Shadey

come finger my entrails.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

in IRAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

tasty tasty entrails

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

*has prolapse*
*dies laughing*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

A real pro lapse at work . . .

happy entrails to youth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

That's WHY use I PRO-LAPSE!

PRO-LAPSE!

The only trainer that tightens your abdominals AND rectum.

$3467.99

(shipping not included)

(shipping is free)

VERE ARE MINE BOATS?!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Inna harbor Joe !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

GIMME A CUPPA JAVA, YA CHRISTBASTARD!!!!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

Cant get away from the stupid bastard

(gordiman, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Surely

All you need to do is run in the other direction. He's fairly old and not particularity athletic, I'm sure I could get away from him rather quickly, and with some style.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

may I ask you a genuine question...

could you please clarify what your sig means. I feel clarity is important here.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Sorry, I'd gone for food

I had an omelette. Ham, cheese, tomato. It was quite super.

My sig means exactly what it says. I welcome the BNP into the political fold and await with interest their policies and actions.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I had a cheese and pickle sandwich

your food sounds better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

There's a time and a place for pickle

The sauce itself tastes lovely, but the chunks of random vegetable always makes me think of overly-vinegary sick

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Yeh is you one of them Nazi types?

cus we don't want your lot round here

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acab, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Ahem

[quote]why did the Paki swap his wife for a toilet?
cus the toilet had a smaller hole and it smelt better[/quote]

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Don't confuse humor with politics dickhead

I'm half Pakistani

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acab, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

GORDO SMASH REBELS!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i know a bloke who looks like that

except fatter and with less hair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'm up to 57.

Testing voltage.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

76. Crossing the finish line first.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Hervé Villechaize

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

turn around

every now and then i get...

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

He's all fucked up now, man

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Ooooo Knicky Knacky Knockers!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I love Gordon

When Maggie Twatcher dies I won't attend the funeral, but I'll send a nice letter saying I approve of it.

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

heh heh

silent movies is where he belongs:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Have a doodle

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I'm afraid your crow needs to see a vet

Or your tree a treesurgeon

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

you bastard!

you peeled that poor stag!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Crow bark going out on a limb . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

ANAL BACONS

A riverghost/Smash Monkey production, lovingly visualised by me.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Wouldn't the world be great with Anal Bacon?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Great is an interesting word

And I'm interested that you chose it.

I'm not sure. Especially not if it were sentient anal bacon with a grudge to avenge against humanity.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

hahaha

even in a nice bun

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Oh dear

I don't know if i'm disappointed in you for making that pun, or myself for not thinking of it earlier ;)

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

arf!

faecal agoraphobia sounds much more impressive than constipation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Could use some reggae reggae sauce though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

couldn't it just

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Even reggae reggae sauce could so with some reggae reggae sauce!

Bought some reggae reggae tommy ketchup the other day. Goodbye Mr. Heinz.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Gah!

Some of us have never had reggae reggae sauce

Pray for me!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

I'm sure you can buy it internationally online.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

You need money for that kind of thing ;)

I'm sure if i went out of my way I could pick some up from somewhere but I quite like the idea of people praying for me

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Gaz us you address and I'll send you a bottle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

i go with daddy's myself

no matter how i say it, that still sounds wrong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Your daddy should be Levi Roots:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

my daddy should be levi stubbs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

Ya dada's in Wormwood Scrubs:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

ma dada's in the house

probably eating his tea, but i'm not phoning up to find out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

As long as he's having reggae reggae sauce you're ok:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

of course

and now it be showertime.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Punctuation is key

Although now I think about it, daddy's is more disturbing than if you'd said daddies. I think?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

i'm not sure

but it's too late to change it now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

We could attempt swome kind of improvised dance routine

To resurrect the past?

Oh sod it, I'm off to make food. I must tame the beast

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

the beast doesn't want to be tamed

but go eat anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Ready to re-eat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

It's going in!

I suppose I should have used some kind of SCHLLOOOPPPP sounds rather than the HNNNGGG

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

BANAL ACORNS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

YES :D

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

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