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# You find them in the evidence rooms alongside the clown shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# you are my favourite b3tan
love these
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# awwww shucks
en'snuggles
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# He's mine too, but since you've claimed 'em I have to find some favorite one myself....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I thought you were doing SCIENCE today?
Those finds won't dig themselves up, unless they're zombies and I'm pretty sure you don't want to be finding any of them.

Also, top woos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I have other people digging them up for me :D
and plus they can hold off any zombies while I organise the evacuation!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *clicks*
Brilliant as ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Also, this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I can't add
anything more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Did you know that Michael Jackson was a clown horn in the period between his 14th and 17th birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# haha!
mad
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ah, late night chuckles.
Why can't all you people be considerate and post stuff like this at about 3-6am so I can keep myself occupied in the day?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I found one of those in a tat shop for £2
oh how my girlfriend appreciates its' dulcet tones when she's trying to watch Desperate Housewives.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This is TRUFAX!
*autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck Yes! :D
Love these guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ..
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
top class
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Gary ? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Top chip shop!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Like it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mrs F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Featherstone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# F-F-Fetch yer cloth!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ninja Needles!
Nice dress!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Get out there and kick some ass. And don't forget the milk!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :(
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Sure he touched some children but hey, he's Micheal Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Did you know that he could walk backwards, but it looked like he was walking forwards?

Also: did you know that he is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Did you know he is the first white-negro who got white kids!?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Did you know that Michael Jackson had a car? With feet for wheels?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Did you know that he was black?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Was being the key word
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Was is the dutch word for cum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# It is?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Haha I was all over your face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# or white
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Did you know Michael Jackson could transform into a huge Robot and do cool hangy things in the air?
And he's also a ghost-wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I heard his arch nemisis was some bloke called Megatron
Can anyone verify this?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It would be cool if his brother was called Kitchenatron
or Ovenator
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# So what you are saying basically,
is that Michael Jackson was Fred Flinstone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ding!
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Just Jabadabado-it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Haha, basically, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I think that is the most libellous allegation I have heard in my life.
You should consider yourself lucky that Fred Flinstone has no money to hire a lawyer to sue you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I do consider myself lucky

but not for that reason
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
That video on links is a good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# haha
just saw that, outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
did that doll sing "I dream a dream" on britains got talentless cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Haha, nice one :)
/quick tj: is b3tards not working for anyone else?
if so, where is everyone else hosting?
/I notice b3tas own board uploader is also down :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# didn't work for me
had to have a few guesses at my old photobucket password.

:/ is this the beginning of the end of the internets?

If so, how will we be able to check that it is, what with there being no internets?

I'm going to go and buy lots of bottled water and blankets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hehe...
I had to do exactly the same. It's a real sod! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# It's a conspiracy.
Michael Jackson's ghost is removing all the bad images!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# i'm using b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk
until the uploader comes back
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# It was down this weekend
if it's not working now, it must be still down

I use photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# imgshack is also working fine
burb
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# superb
in older news
charles hanson

gizmodo.com/376516/charles-manson-cuts-killer-creative-commons-digital-album-from-prison
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# MmmmSTAB dadoopy STAB STAB doo STAB aSTABBYSTAB bop doo STAB da doopy STAB STAB doooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# taylor hanson!
giggity.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# pure genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Jackson Sparrow - Curse of the Black Features!
*edit (I removed the glasses, shocked the poor fella and his nose!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I fear this image

well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# The glasses are a big finale
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A good place to Roger the Captain's Boy
(sjmleicester, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# pfft
I always suspected the animators of putting messages in their show.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# It's all lies
www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Stop spoiling my sick delusions.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# seams like a winnar
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# it was tom the cabin boy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# My kitty is acting a bit weird...




When Is the hosting coming up again?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# This is mah pot pie, kitteh,
Kitteh, this is mah pot pie!
Bad kitteh, that's a very bad kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Is that Michael Jackson's cat?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Time for a new computer chair, methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# horney dog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahhaaahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Play them off keyboard dog.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Flab
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Mariah Carey takes it up the As...tor bar
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# She looks fed-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# MopGear


When WILL he get a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Pfft!
He's going for a Farrah Fawcett flick as a tribute
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I can't decide if I want my hair styled like johnny depp or james may
the trauma of living in the shadow of television idols.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Lazy git :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Pffft
(Hasn't had haircut in decades)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# How does your hair look then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Erm, long?
OK I haven't had a Professional cut since about 1985.
Long flowing, a little straggly but natural, some ladies REALLY go for it, heh.
(Basically I cannot be arsed, as long as it is clean and tied back out of my way).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# buggery gip, from before i was born.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Mad old bikers FTW

(Also see profile)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# veggie? what is it? a pushbike? :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# This implies that motorcycles run on meat?
Petrol isn't meats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# i'm suggesting your more hippy than biker
i think I'll go before you decide to correct me with a bit of water pipe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# only three years for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I haven't had my hair cut since I shaved it off about twelve years ago.
I will on occasion attempt to hack at it with kitchen scissors. Chic.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Oooh kitchen scissors, just think of the split ends.
I find the natural look attractive and easy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It's fine, they break off from all the bleach I use.
/hair abuse blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# this explains why you have to repeat you're not a drag queen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :(
Mean-O.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# What a terrible, hurtful comment, I'm ashamed of you.
Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] mj's ghost at neverland :)
mj ghost at neverland

bindun i'm sure!

inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/9564063 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Issa ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# boo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# what colour is his ghost going to be?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# makes you wonder
obviously the shadow was black! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# surely it doesn't matter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'm convinced!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# so you should be!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# well I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# wonder how long it will take for a michael jackson ghost to show up in a children's ward.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Pffft
it will happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Great idea, Mr. Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Your image = woo
Cameron = twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Headectomy

Click for bigger and 300 more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Mr Floppity could have House in a fight any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Damn straight.
He knows bun-fu.

(Happy candle day!)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Cheers matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Happy candle day!
Dont let all the rain put it out
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Rain?
What rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# WHY IS IT,..... etc.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Don't know WHAT you're talking about.
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# his head is full of pus?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# piss
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# poss?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# punane
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# butane
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# i think his medical degree needs examining...
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mr Floppity > Doogie Howser
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# These are aces.
I'm trying to sign up to a doctor at the minute and its a bloody nightmare - I may need to request Floppity's skillz. He is welcome to hack away at my pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# He has mad skillz
yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Silly Joe!
Wombles is not Scottishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Happy candle day!
Also, I notice people are calling him Scottish again, rather than British, now that he's arsed it all up. :P
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oh absolutely!
From

HEROIC MURRAY KEEPS BRITISH FLAG FLYING

To

SCOTCH FAILURE CRASHES OUT OF WIMBLEDON. AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# "AGAIN."
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Of course.
That's exactly how it should be.

I'm glad he's strengthening English-Scottish relations by upholding the Henman tradition of crashing out in the semi-finals.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# candles!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hurrah for me!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Mercy mon sewer.
I dunt get it - I donated in December ... and it's ... not a round year since I've been a member ... how does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# From the date you registered
People have candle days all the time, you only get the candle icon if you have donated.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# 2 years 11 months and 30 days
pre-emptive candle attack?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's always the day before
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE DAY YOU DEBONAIR DUDE OF DELICIOUS DELIRIOUS DO-DAH DO-DAH DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# COR!
Cheers madam!

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Grand, thank you squire.
Apart from the usual crap of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Fire.
Cleanses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You missed DRIZZLY
It's always raining :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Am not a homeless!
I have a bungalow
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Force palm
its a knock out
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ARGH! WOMBLES!
Needs more Van Halen "Jump" music :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Jamnog?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# that thing clearly isn't passed out with chocolates on his glasses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# o hai, broken internets
and woopic!
b3tards still buggered, then?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# seems to be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# oh well.
tinypic still works (with a bit of tweakng):
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# obviously:P
hahaha. You fucked that up:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yeah...
should be fixed now
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha this
But woo edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ta
and candlehappytimes to you
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Thank you, Sir/Madam
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Wombles of Wimbledon common are we?
That show did wonders for Alzheimer's research

In other news, just been back to Halfrauds with the broken part, I've got to take my bike in and they are going to fit an alloy headset under warranty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Took me ages to find a pic of the woman behind Sampras where you could see her face

...and when I did I was shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# cor nice tits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# reginanorks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Cor!
Super sexy hybrid sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# nice tits mrs president
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It can't just be me...


I couldn't get this out of my mind yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oh hai, I iz dancin
DancingCat
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha
that dog is not very impressed at all
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# He's not overly impressed, is he?
;-)

Also: 'Noons, sir!

Edit: Shada, pass the mop, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Good noonigles, Sir.
Sorry I rushed orf yesterday, but some mates popped over and apparently it's rude to internet in company.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# What are these 'mates' and 'company' of which you speak?
No worries - you all well?

Edit: Oh, and happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Merci
Yes all is well - I want B3tards to start working as I have a new email available and want to put it in my profile.

I am starting to sober up, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Noon sir, are you well?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Check that sig, baby!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Sugar!!
I totally missed that sir! A) Well done mate. B) Where are you off to?
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The sunny Midlands...
But it's all good. Really looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Whereabouts in the Midlands?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Shhh...
it's secret.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# just eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oooo, Dark Hams
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# You sir are a nutter!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# not DARK HAMS
oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hehe
please post the next installment without delay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# b3tards won't let me upload for some reason
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# i think the whole internet is breaking down
at the moment. So many websites seem to be down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I knew I should have had the Blueberry Wheats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# You and your fucking cranberries :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# OMG
I'm sorry everybody :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# There's some big fire at a server in America
which has brought down many sites.

*googles for news*

Edit: news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10279084-93.html

Although this was days ago so it may not be relevant now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Oh really?
Suddenly it all makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Days ago?????
How about this one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London

is it still giving us trouble?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# You can still see the devestating effects of The Great Fire of London
all around Monument. It is terrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The whaaat?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_effect
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
oh ffs

ed:t Michael Jackson is a test. He is only a test of the emergency broadcast system HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# THE TENSION!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# CRAZY MAD FOOOOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Haha! All a bit strange.
I like their teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# i love the style of this
for some reason.. i think its the teeths.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# shazzHAM!!!
I'm new to this part of the world...what exactly are "dark hams"...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# DO NOT SPEAK OF IT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
#
needs more reference
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# ...
In which case...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :D
beautiful shading
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Dark Hams?
Eeep.

All we need now is for TMoC to repost the Stabby Pudding pic and we'll have the most sinister food-related thread EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *looks other way...whistles*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# What an odd shop
the shop keepers seem terrified...I reccomend some more lightbulbs and gel.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha
you're a master of terrifying mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You are a bloody genius.
This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Dark Hams
I FUCKING LOVE DARK HAMS

I just ate sandwich of PEK DARK HAMS

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahaha... wtf?
reminds me of the superglue sketch from Big Train
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I love that sketch
high point of the whole series
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# the image is so weird, what the hell did you use?
nicely dark plot
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# This will almost certainly result in him needing to use the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Shalmone
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Shalom
you big daft silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# You know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Smell bad , smell bad, Salmon-it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# lol
concert's back on:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Tappytappytap
taptaptappy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# bit of "old school"
Photobucket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ss8exJS0w
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# What is love?
Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Wish it wasn't raining today, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# We had a monumental downpour for all of 30 seconds.
2 minutes later it was sunnier than the Costa Del Sol.

Mother nature is Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Not raining here,
lovely and sunny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Where are you - on Mercury?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Nope, near Greenwich.
Tis lovely and has been all day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Bleedin' ell...
London must be having a 'highly localised rain showers' event.
Most odd.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hmmmmm, maybe.
There are a lot of clouds in the sky, but they aren't ominous looking and are lovely, fluffy and white :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# This is all to the good, \o/ for fluffy white clouds!
it's strange though, because the street is wet, but the sun is blazing.

The weather must be on 'demo' mode.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ah, that would explain the really
bad sounding samba beat I have been hearing all day ;)

EDIT: I appear to have spoken too soon.... The sky has just gone dark :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I always think the one on the left looks like Richard Hammond
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Creepy Uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# or perhaps Richard Madely?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# he really needs a haircut
as does Hugh Furry-Whittington who looked like a gippo when he tied his hair up in last night's River Frottage

edit: fuck I sound like the hairstyle police
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# and you can get your hair cut as well mi-laddo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# his single hair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# what?
oh shit! - wrong secret webcam!!

which one of you has long hair tied up in a ponytail and is currently wrapping a cat in tinfoil?

damn cheap labels - they are always falling off the monitors!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# That sounds like Kebab,
but that's not a cat....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# what is it then?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# A small Moldovan sex slave.
I know what you're like :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# unfortunately it isn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Did he just wave at you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# BAD k3b/-\b!!!
cat is not trumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# it's not a cat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# platypus?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Meh,
still trying to hold onto the hope of my hair one day growing properly. Fucking gay thin hair fucking hair cunts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha baldy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hehehe
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# meaow
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# This is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# yay for cats driving type II bay window campervans :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# you know your VolksWagens...
happy campin':D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha indeed
i've had 2 of the orange & white money pits over the years
*wishes i still had one :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Boppin' cats drivin' in the rain . . . just driven in the rain . . .
♪___♫___♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Do yah?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Atlantic Mackerel *yums*
One of the prettiest, tastiest and easiest to catch fish :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yes.
Lightly griddled and served with asparagus, lemon juice and a touch of olive oil.

I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I do indeed
it's mighty tasty :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# mmm mackerel
fishy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# nope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

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