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# Sod it, I'm bored. So at least have a useful source image. There's been a relative goatse drought recently. I think people just don't like cutting out the hands. Problem solved!

Mind you, this pic has a certain poetry all of its own. It invites your imagination to... think about some bloke pulling his bumhole open wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:16, archived)
# actually
goatse sucks, as do magenta cocks, freebase and vimod.
try shopping a furtive instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I think you'll find
literally several people have saved off this pic for potential future use.
It's unlimitedly lovely, is the goatse. I think I dun a public service by cutting out the hands and posting 'em here. It wasn't pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I don't think you did.
Even the hands turn my stomach. I can't believe he's married either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Even the hands alone are perfect art.
If the sight of a simple picture of some hands on a computer screen can turn a stomach, there's something pretty powerful going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Art is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Yep!
Wish I could see the pic, but it looks like my employers don't like your image host.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Back view of a gentleman and lady standing in front of a painting.
The gentleman is holding his hat behind with both
hands on the brim, she looks inquiringly at him.

Her: "What a strange thing to do. Or mention!"
Him: "Your pardon if I've offended you."
Her: "Sod that! How wide are we talking?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Haha! Easy-peasy, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Define useful....
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:34, archived)
# i'd rather watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE



(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Bah
Don't take the fun from shopping Goatse

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
so wrong, yet oh so right
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:52, archived)
# you dull cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I done a drawing

It is Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter. <3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
# oh hai killerkitti
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Oh man,
hey. :D Where have you been, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
# where haven't I been?
WOOF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
At least it's not little patty
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# :D
tubedubber.com/#blghTWXqwys:TpuoO5hqAqA:0:100:0:0:true
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# She makes me want to cry.
Just puttin' that out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# obviously with joy at her fine singing voice and selection of moving songs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Not quite.
Hahahah :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELLAHAHAHA
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
# aww hell!!
*favoriteses*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7mXIJo8plU&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# O HIA NEVIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# OH HAI 2 U
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Isn't Neville supposed to be a fat little cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
# He's a bit chubby.
But he don't have a fat face. Plus the source I used he's older, and he thinned a bit.


Also please don't be rude about my future husband. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Your "future husband" looks a bit ill
Maybe he's gonna die soon. Hurry with the wedding and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)
# He doesn't look ill.
Does he? What's ill-looking about him?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Well...
His doped-up expression, dilated pupils and the bags under his eyes make him look pretty damn unhealthy.

And his more-than-crooked teeth make him look like a fucking beaver with poor dental hygiene.

Then again, maybe you drugged him?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
# He just looks like that, I think.
And he doesn't have enlarged pupils, I just didn't draw them in.

See, look: lh4.ggpht.com/_Guod6Aisal0/RhFO8YRlaXI/AAAAAAAABXA/Q2aLXnG7CRU/neville.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
# If he looks like that, why do you want him?
And your link doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Okiies
Try thisun?
www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/tv/img/16031_Normal_promo_neville_plant.jpg

And iunno. He's always been my favorite. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)
# What's with the brown stain by his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I don't see it
maybe it's on your monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Nope, still there when I scroll
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I don't know who is it, by it is good.
I just did one too, it's Sari from Phantasy Star III, for the Genesis:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Don't know who that is either
but nicely done. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)
# WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)
# HOORAH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# his piles must be bothering him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
# i'm back good evening everyone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzBncolQjP0
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
# That is the way I would like to talk with you
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# riiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# OH HAIO!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8YpMJ1uAY&feature=PlayList&p=1CF3BD19130DB340&index=4
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)
#
This is different I learned the Lyric and I love it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tOQsswD4Tc
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I hope you don't mind, I posted it on Links
http://b3ta.com/links/Charles_Aznavour_-_Hier_encore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
I love music :)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
No problem brother:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
Just hope that I have not broken out the thread
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# 39.907489,-86.154785


more info here
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
#
lol thats funny one
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# your very helpful
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
thank
i like to help to keep b3ta thread on
the night is young on this side of antlantic ocean
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
#
british humor is different i will have to learn it
but i love it
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Fuck off, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:19, archived)
# .super
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# As long as it's not, that's OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Wolverine would be great at slicing boiled eggs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# and tomatos
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# A Wolverine-style claw glove thing
is something I would love to see on a shopping channel.

IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT RENDS THE FLESH FROM THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES!

NOW ONLY £9.95!

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# JML?
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ALASKA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*saunters off feeling sad*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Order now and get the Mini Wolverine Claw™
TOTALLY FUCKING FREE !!!

Cloves of garlic? Chop them!
Nutmeg? Fuck that shit up!
Olives? THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE INTACT!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

ORDER RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A BEAUTY CUCUMBER STEEL SLICER WITH MIRROR
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# BUT WAIT! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# PEAS!
ORDER THE WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND, AS WELL AS THE MINI WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND THE CUCUMBER MIRROR THING®, YOU'LL GET PEAS! IN A BAG!

PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK!
*Buys eleventy-three*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# DEAR Mr Arethelemon,
With intense, deep grief we must inform you that your transaction could not be completed due to:

OUT OFS TOCK

We will be happy to refund your purchase. Alternatively, you can choose one of these items of equal value:

MP3 PLAYING CHEESE GRATER™
GLOW IN THE DARK STETSON
100% NYLON THONG - PACK OF 10 ASSORTED PLAYMOBIL DESIGNS
CAT

Thakyou for your valued custom,
DEALSdirect4U
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I read that quickly and thought it said
Wolverhampton would be great at slicing boiled eggs.

Oh dear :S
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I'm good at what I do.
Which is slicing minor vegetables.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# related comic! (not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hydrogenated grease-trap droppings!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# she eats real lard, but stays so thin?
what's her secret?

crack?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Not much crack usage in her era. Other things were around, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# o_0
i_lard
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# pre-internet viz image
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Oh Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Mmmmmm, sewage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
its marGerine yeah not 'MARJERINE'!
(KissyFace nooo not the bees!!!!!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Or Margarine?
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Yeah, plus it doesn't have a J in it.
I agree wholly with you, this guy is being a real spastic.
(Glomp Fuck, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# After one post
That's good going!
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# No
I can't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
# New drawing.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/artwork/

New drawing, based on robert de Niro in Raging bull.



Click for bigger (463 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# would it have anything to do with
www.itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/artwork/ possibly?
I'm only guessing. There's a clue to the URL I've noted.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9604387
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# ...
yep.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ah, so that's all good.
.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# not bad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Nothing beats the stimulus package sketch
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# apparently centrelink won't process my $950 student type bonus until 2010 :(


Can't post any drawings for a while, the graphics tablet and scanner are my dad's, so they are up in the Mountains. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha, I love your drawings :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Student type boners!
I have no idea who either of those people are supposed to be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# kevin rudd and julia gillard
www.safecom.org.au/images/rudd-gillard.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oh, right then
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# has the australian government banned the internet yet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# not yet no.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
# haha your website name features more in your image than your actual drawing does
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yep.
that it does.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ....
Yeah, to be honest its getting a bit silly now.

I was getting paranoid about people pinching them, and Im a shameless self promoter!
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# worry less.
It's a plan.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# unfortunately, people will pinch them no matter what.
it's not hard to de-tag something. (if they care that much), at least you haven't gone and put some fucking horrible watermark across the drawing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I cleverly avoid the issue of people pinching my stuff
by being shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Pow!
Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I haven't said this before, but I'm going to say it now
these are fucking great!

I hope you won't be like a recent person who was fucking great who just got bored with us and left and made us all sad :(

but these are great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha snowy makes this great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
Tintin au Tibet I read that one too
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# YES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# >ENTER RED CAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Ha.
Needs more ring though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# it fell off at that last stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# no ring
be careful tintin.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
I'm out to eat my desert, I ate the dinner but forgot to eat the desert see you all later or so
Have fun its saturday night
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# oh hai gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# OH HAI ARM BENDY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# DON'T STRUGGLE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I had higher hopes for you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HAI
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Michel(e) Obama is doing her jogging

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# What the fuck?
Have you ever seen Michelle Obama?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# YEAH
And she's a Lovely lady
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I was always a fan of her platinum blonde hair ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# But she's black, right, and her arse and tits stick out a lot! lol!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Has nobody even noticed her leg?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# this shows what men go for: tits, arse and hair
eventually the rare leg man wanders in and points out she's dislocating her knee each step
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
#
^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Has nobody even noticed her ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# ah the podophile :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
#
Oui oui, very nice
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# They should be bouncing a little more
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I DEMAND MORE BOUNCINESS!
kthx
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# RUN FOREST RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# What I actually mean. is
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Her right knee needs looking at.
Also, a case of 'Who's a famous black lady I can say this is' ?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
laborers or painters people with trucks dry wallers anybody that dont want to get ripped off of there pay stay as far away as you can he has houses on mckelvy an dorsett rd 8 warsen rd he uses aliases such as chuck vance he drives a crysler mini van lives off of hwy 94 an writes bad checks for pay so stay clear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# AIDS
DON'T GO THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# ahaha
hahahah i love you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# is she wearing a wig?
I figured the girl to be quite young
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
I guess, so probably yes
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# late 90s porn hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
#
Absolutely YEAH

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha
Top bling!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Yay! Ghetto styley (I believe it's known as)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Snazzy
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *slaps head*
Of course; forgive me

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
#
He still there at the front of his tv set watching b3ta.com saturday night show

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
#
Looks like Sven settling into Notts County
(Ryja, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# HURRR DURRP DURRFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# MICHAEL OBAMER IS DED OF HEART ATTAK ASASONATION ATEMPT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO JEFF GOLDBLUM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# faster!
faster I say!
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# haha
what?

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# saturday night special
dear god...

(daninderry, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I did poop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
I like that guy, he is one of my favorite singer
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You remind me of the babe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# pig in the city?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# That's the one....
Are there any Sheffield b3tans around?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# WHY?????????????
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *puts on ignore*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# *cries uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Have you finally realised that the term "Sheffield spanner" is insulting to their pride and heritage?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Meh. :P
What's this about you moving to the big city?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I moved from Wentworth falls to Leichhardt.
185 kb map, I should have left the scale on... the distance is about 90km.

what have you got against Sheffield atm?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# So you now live at B?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# correct.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Good man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Haha, there's a Croydon in Sydney?
Classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# there's a few places with the same names as london and surroundings.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# There is also a Woolwoch Ferry too apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Nevermind that...
There's a Caernarfon o_0 (Spelt with a V mind) That place is shitty enough once...
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Damn right
They tried to tidy it up with a KFC...

Says it all really
hai stoo
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Fuck me!
You've moved tp Croydon? Poor bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# no Leichhardt, issa likea Italia!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leichhardt,_New_South_Wales
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Well it is close anyway :P
Issa Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# wassamatta witha sheffield? did they beat your team at footyballs or something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have no problem with Sheffield at all. Earl Otterby asked if there were any Sheffiels b3tans around, Epiphany responded and Earl has him on ignore or some shit, so he never got a repsonse. It is sending him loopy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ah the fun of serious internets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# WHY??????????
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I'm trying not to struggle
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
#  
Spack much?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# D :
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# DON'T STRUGGLE
It's
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# don't struggle it's bowie fin
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# That's almost like saying
don't worry, be happy...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# A fun day at the seaside? No photoshopping involved here!
(Ryja, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
took a second
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# My 90 inch monitor is panting here
could you make that a bit smaller please
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# my nano laptop
screen is full, make it smaller
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That's too big for an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# OMG 2054 BYTES
READ THE FAQ, NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
#
Oops! Sorry if I broke any "rules" (which one? - I know its from the BBC news website - but I couldn't resist sharing it!).
(Ryja, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# TOO BROWN, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# BIGGER!
No, really!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# oldest joke ever
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# *Groan*
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# this can't be the oldest joke ever, shakespeare's 'comedies' were written before computers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Was he all that though?
I'm just saying, I can't see him getting on Michael McIntiresome's comedy roadshow today, and that's the height of comedy achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# are you saying he was much ado about nothing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I'm saying he'd be better as a Merchant in Venice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahah virus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
warning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Does anyone actually know anyone who has swine flu?
It's all a conspiracy!
*dons tin-foil face-mask*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yes
I know someone who had it.

THEY WERE IN MY HOUSE WHILE INFECTED!D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# REMOVE THE HEAD OR DESTROY THE BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# the bloke at my local shell garage
said he has it and took a week off work
yet he had his windows open in his house and
had just driven around on his motorbike
great quarantine or great bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yep
Housemates friend and a contact of my dad. I'm just waiting for my turn!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Actually, no
which has made me frown in the last couple of weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Shit
STAY AWAY FROM ME, ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# My mate Mark said he overheard a Doctor saying you can contract the virus just by glancing at someone
and said there is a more virulent strain where you contract it just by being glanced at by the infected internet

he has since emigrated to Northern Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I heard
if you talk to someone who has it over the phone you get ear flu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Yep
I heard that as well, Mark also reminded me of the importance of not taking your wooly hat off in the arctic when I received his left ear in the post, which was perfectly preserved for his grandchildren; he just wants me me to apply some make up to the frost bitten bits

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# No doubt the virus will find him... he can run but he can't hide
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Yeah
One of the pub regulars stopped appearing because he has it. Nobody else has fallen, so I guess he didn't sneeze.

Big fuss over nothing anyway, it's like the millennium bug "OMG WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" *ca-CHING*
Are we bollocks, it's only a flu.
(Cloudane, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :)
I'm still afraid about that h1n1 flu
Since it started I decided to wash my hand 1 time a week
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
yeah ive been makin sure i have a shower atleast once a month
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :)
Save energy
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Pervert.
Once a month is waaay more than you need.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Wow, you're probably clean enough to eat off!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahahhhahaha!
Shit I'm wasted, best sign off for tonight. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :o&#9830;

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# The ClassroomMates

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# My favourite part of that website is here:
https://www.pandemicflu.direct.gov.uk/

Please do NOT use the internet browser’s Back button while using
this service as it will interrupt the assessment and you will need to
start again.

...AND YOU MAY NOT HAVE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
Mexico last spring time season there is the way in Topless bar

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
Oh no, she's taken her mask off!!
(xixax, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
Red Neck flu mask protection

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
That flu will be a desaster
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
#
Please wash your hands

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# ( ! )

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# You are a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Lol
I have posted that image cause its late there in your night area 23:02 :)
Hope no childs are still online
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# If they are,
we'll tell them he's giving him(self) a back massage
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
You've used that excuse before haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Its's the weekend,
I think the children are probably asleep now.
It's getting to gayshift time :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# School holidays innit
The kids are all staying up doing crack or whatever it is they do these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# yeah, but they are all looking after their own kids and shit now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
Lol
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I'm only awake because I have moved from the arse end of nowhere to the arse end
of the approach to kingsford smith airport.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# isnt it morning there?
Like ridiculous morning?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# it is, it's about twenty past eight.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Fuck!
Poor kebab,
Can't you have a wank or something?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've been awake for a bit over an hour...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# So that's two then
Why are you at arseland?
Maths shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I used to live two train ride hours (each way) away from uni, kept that up for four and a half years
I now live within walking distance.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Oh,so now it's good, but bodyclock is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# no, the house is on a moderately main road, i have the front room, and we're under the flight path
where i used to live, seeing two cars driving opposite ways along the street at the same time happened on average once a year. I suppose I'll get used to it soon enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# oh, cars :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I feel your pain
I'm living under a flight path at the mo, planes going over make the whole house shake :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# fortunately it's not so bad that the house rattles
but it is noisy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Thankfully there are hardly any flights during the night
Of course, the landlord didn't say anything about planes before I moved in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# lol twincest
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh that's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# (. ) ( .)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Tinned food company mascot porn!
Next up: John West Tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :o )
John West Tuna
Hahahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Philip clearly needed more practise on his skates.


Probably been done, in fact almost definitely.

Edit: Not too big, is it? 106kb I think
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# lovely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzRcib1tyLw
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Haha, ace
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Is that cat fart propelled?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# ooooh your 6kb over read the faq noob fucking fail etc...
/nazi blog

just scale your pictures such that they are about 300-500 pixels wide, keeps the filesize and physical size nice and happy.
/helpful blog

and your picture is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Thank you :)
I need to work on my optimisation, I was unsure of how to reduce the physical size in Photoshop, I suppose I could have cropped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
transform then scale normally does me, but then I use Fireworks and I know how cross compatible Adobe stuff is..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i don't usually use photoshop but think there's a transform menu somewhere
with scale, distort, shear, rotate etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# When you come to save, if you go to File > Save for Web there are various optimisation options to get that file size down.
Edit: and for physical size, 'Image size' can be found under 'Image'

edit 2: or, when you use the crop tool you can specify the dimensions you want it to come out as.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Bin dun?
Who cares, that's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Mmm pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!
YEAH! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :P
im waiting for a Dominos pepperoni and mushroom right now

glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# THINK OF THE CHILDREN
WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# PIZZA BABIES?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# :o P
Yoummmy pizza
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That is an expression of shear terror!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Which one?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shear?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# That's a lot of definitions right there
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I can see sheer stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# : o
I thought that was a photo at first
probably more my dozy eyesight than your drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Haha, still pleases me though.
Shows I got the colours alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# OOOOOO
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# OOOOOO
Only need some pimento and peperroni:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
That cheese looks like CheeseWiz
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Lol
Thats a funny pizza ( I like it )
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# OOOOOO
Oh and the (OOOOO ) means Peperroni slices :)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Yay! I ate one of his friends earlier, covered in salad
Tasty pizza friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# haha that is a really delicious looking picture
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# 'nin

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Haha,
a sequel maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I hope so, that'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# sneak preview screenshot:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha, now this I would see at the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mike Catt
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Well I liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# :DD
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Brills!
:D
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# LMFAO!
Is this fair trade?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Fair Trade...
The biggest brand name con on the planet! Grr...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# marketing opportunity missed there!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Finger lickin' good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# LOL
I just noticed the ingredents!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] controversial

Fractured skull and 8 lives left!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :((
R.I.P bit of Massa's skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Massa seams to be OK now though
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

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