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# all aboard the wandbagon
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Last time I watched the film was ages ago,
what exactly is it about?
(Peter_G, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# It's about a portal that leads to john malkovich
The portal is located inbetween floors on a building.
A puppet master finds it
and wants to puppeteer malkovich
Mental shit happens
The end
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Don't forget the Cameron Diaz runs a home zoo bit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# That's covered under "Mental shit happens"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Also is it me or in the awesome clarkson beatbox video,
when he's saying powerslide, he looks alot like boris johnson
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Christ, what has gone on here today
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Not grumpy enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# haha :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha my god!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Needs more Sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Yup
Definalty
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
This bandwagon has been won.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# fucking hell
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# A Message from The Commander of Skips.


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It has come to our attention that Russell Brand is to play Drop Dead Fred in a remake of the film with the same name. The Commander of Skips finds that this is totally unacceptable and calls upon the public to boycott this film.

TCOS feels that it is an insult to the great Rik Mayall for this film to go ahead. Therefore TCOS would like to warn the producers and actors of this film about the consequences of going ahead and filming. I (erm, we) have legions of children willing to play 'knock-a-door, run' and we have vast stocks of waterballoons. I implore you all to forgo making this film or forever be annoyed whilst trying to watch your favourite TV programs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the original was shit except for having Phoebe Cates in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# go straight to the internet with your quest!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# WTF?!?
This is a total disgrace and must be stopped!!! Rik Mayall IS Drop Dead Fred - it is a classic and has no need of a remake.... Raaagghh, grrrrr.... etc... Meh.
(Senora Veranos cannot and will not so ner..., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Rik Mayall is an unfunny cunt in most things* as is Russell Brand
what's the problem?

*Bottom not included
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Remakes!!!
Ahhh.

They make TCOS cry. I screamed out at the trailer for the new 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' because they were not Oompa Lumpas!!

The next atrocity will be a remake of Groundhog Day (I ignore the crappy sci-fi version).
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Why do you talk about yourself in the 3rd person?
This makes epiphany sad and confused
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Sorry
I just wanted to give the opinion that I was foaming at the mouth (Which I am, rather which TCOS is).

erm, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Epiphany does not like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :)
Or is it frothing?

I never know, I am always confused by common phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Epiphany does not have rabies, so does not know about saliva whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I hate to say it but the twunt was good in forgetting sarah marshall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You are supposed to hate Drop dead Fred
... so Brand will be perfect. The original was a shit movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Like, a guilty pleasure kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I love Rik Mayall, I think he's great
and I'm not ashamed of that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Fair point, I like super hero movies
even if they are utter tripe : Fantastic Four *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Same here.
Drop Dead Fred is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# WHAT!?
Drop Dead Fred is prefect as it is :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I am more than a little upset
that there are actually people in the world who think it's shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Fiiiiiiight


(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :D
to hull i go :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Haha brill
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Groansome
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Before you ask, "Awful".
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# he just wants a bit of love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# A hug and an appointment with a doggy dentist
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# We've got some toothpaste for our dog
It's poultry flavour...

I wish human toothpaste was poultry flavour
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Mmmmm
Chickeny-fresh breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Yeah
But how does it..... oh
(Frogb3at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Feel free to try
but I think he only has one teat
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# He'd make a great watchdog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# 0_0

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I recognise that smile!
SmileyNaomi
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I really must watch Young Frankenstein again.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# leave him alone!!!!
leave john malkovich alone
bindun?
(bovine intervention, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# don't know has it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I think the mob are being grumpy toward this bandwagon
hypocritical wankers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Calm
Just coz ya post has gone down.... again LOLZ dude
(Frogb3at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# ?
LOLZ? really?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# and who would they be then?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# people who do bandwagons when they choose and then have a go at bandwagons when they don't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# shit answer
if you're going to call people wankers at least has the nads to say who.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# eh?
what's up your bum tonight? I thought it was a pretty descriptive answer.
There are loads of people on here like that, a) I don't pay that much attention to identify them all and b) wouldn't be so specifically antagonistic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# oh god I must be in a mood again.

bla bla bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# eh?(2)
this isn't about you. Do you think this is just about you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# no but I think the song is about me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *passes tampax*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# It only happens when you know you can't scratch it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# or if your head doesn't fall off
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# pffft
pfffffffft
pfffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# it could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Indeed.
I could have used a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# yea..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha, he looks like he's having fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Looks like he's banging his head on that piece of fence forever in hell
Which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# See now I thought that looped gif was fucking funny.
I posted to my social group's private message board and got in serious trouble for posting "snuff"!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Fuck.
Edit: Clansoul, I love you too so have this from earlier:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Rotating mouth is rotating.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# if he was conscious he'd be a bit more panicy and twitchy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hah
nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Water Skiing Cat likes to water ski.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This isn't loading for me now.
Is b3ta's hosting borked again?

edit: Oop, no, there we go. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# excellent
why aren't people replying to this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# it's my insignificant posting style
combined with my lack of a donate icon
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i can't see it
along with half the board... things have been spotty since i updated firefox :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I think its the b3ta image hosting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# arrg. bummer.
edit: ah ha there she is!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I clicked instead of replying. But yes: this is brilliant too!
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# aahhhhahhhhhahhhahhhhahhhah WIPEOUT!
 
I like the water effect
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry]

(NateGS nooob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :-)
Slobberdownmycockyoubitch
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha oh no
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Bravo
That made me snort with delight, causing me to blow a blob of mucus onto my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# a healthy jet :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# KILL KILL KILL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Groovy!
*attaches chainsaw to hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# WHO WANTS SOME? HUH?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Pookagal, I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Rum bum chish!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Seams good to me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# lazyness rules!
head size was off and i deleted my first attempt, for a crap joke im not struggeling! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I hope it's a John Malkovich challenge this week
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# No no no no no!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# but just imagine how funny it'll be!!
'Something John Malkovich' fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I hope the world ends in great pain tomorrow at 5 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# get me some plutonium
and it fucking will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# wait til the compo's announced. I'll prepare the plutonium
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# right
i'll kidnap the scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# They'd better be horrific medieval monsters to fight with swords.
By god there'd better be.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# yeh, it would be a real shame if they were lacking.
in the absence of them, you could always just pretend a tree is a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# That wouldn't be the same.
How would I fuck its decapitated lifeless bloody corpse?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# there should be plenty of them around to fuck.
fuck one of them.

in fact, stick a few together so they look like a monster.
pretend they're alive. kill them. decapitate them. fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Wait are we talking about hookers or am I reading between the lines?
Fuck, now I've just thought of that Dook of Oil prostitute out of The Man with Two Brains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
now I'm thinking about Beverley D'Angelo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# as long as it ends after the celtic game, I couldn't give a fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# why?
so celtic go down in galactic history as the last team to go out of europe before the world ended?

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# can't wait to see all your signings this year......oh wait who have you signed?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# championees :)
I don't think we need anyone. I think getting rid of ferguson was like signing 6 new players. I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Attack of the 50ft Zalgo Lime Being John Malcovich
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# henry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# you need to post more image challenge ideas :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ONLINE: PHOTOSHOP RONNIE WOOD SHOUTING AT HIS OWN ARSE WHILE MICK JAGGER LOOKS ON, APPARENTLY AGREEING WITH EVERY WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# LEAVE ZALGO ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# same ol' shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# the feet make it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I say its the feathers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# beans bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# animals..
definitely a b3ta favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# buffdgie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I try and I try but I just cant do it as well
whats that James Bond song?
top shop Prodigy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Goldfinger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# if you want to know how it's done just ask..it's a piece of piss to do.
james bond?

and not really.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I think im refering to style
however my technique is probably not so hot
panguin_lady
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# find bird picture
shop out beak.

cut out one half between eyes.

mirror and erase edges.

teeth.

done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# oh, umm
You make it sound allot less glamorous thank I imagined it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# haha
well i like your same old shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# cheers anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cheers anyway? what's up?
i fucking like your birds. has someone been dissing your birds?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# S____mile____s
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# There's no part of this that isn't truly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# "The futility of struggle against the unending repetition suffered by the English masses - Part six"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# CYSTITIS - PAINFUL STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# and bloody sever cystitis
if its coming out where that is
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# it is
he had a urinary bypass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Squirts
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# i want to be able to poo like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# "When you farted... it was the subtext that blew me away."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Through the eye of a needle....
At a distance of six feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Sorry.......


Click for bigger (95 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :D
he's a great actor, how many other actors can act "key in head"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Keanu Reeves has plank of wood down to an artform
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done but hey ho...
(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# oh my god! myra hindley is a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
so she is! :D
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hide your mice and children!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
I wondered who the pic reminded me of as i was making it
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 6 ball, middle pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *irrelevant quote*

1629px × 1446px
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# *irrelevant reply*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *relevant but indecipherable reply*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# *relevant, indecipherable scottish reply*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# *english snide remark*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# my word, you do the accent so well old fellow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *confusion and unknown backlash*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# *bizarre anger at third party*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# *curiosity*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *Bucky O'Hare's Spaceship*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# *Drinks more & hope it makes sense*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# says nothing about you being a thread deleting cunt

god forbid I start any drama
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Apparently the preview button posts instead of previewing if I don't disable some parts of firefox
and I just finished lunch.

Make of this what you will.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# firefox is being a cunt lately...it's always freezing up :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# It was a choice between leaving the post and not replying to anyone
or deleting it and being able to reply to comments
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *irrelevant but positive opinion*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *remembers knightmare*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *beefs*
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *ineffective DA CFB*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# fuck it
edit/ 1629px × 1446px
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Cool, now I can tell what's going on and it's all post-apocalyptic
and not as I first thought a disabled robot built into an occasional table with a doily on it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It doesn't make a whole lot more sense than that
although I laughed when I realised what was actually going on there
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# furr-nando! Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ooh excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# top shop, mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Haha you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# good evening Holland!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Cheese and tulips and stuff, dont'chaknow

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I demand a bash over at your place
it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I'll* have to think about that

*ms. mediocre ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I didn't mean your residence
your country was what I had in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Well, she has a say about that too
;)

But I really think it's a good idea.

Alright, I'm off for now. It's AIRHOCKEY TIME at mediocre's.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# furrton senna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hear dem engine purring

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Top marks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Is that a naked person
in the reflection on the visor?
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Bindun, Shirley?
(psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Faster!
Nicely punned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Bugger
It looked fine on my laptop.

"This image is best viewed using a crapper computer" etc etc
(psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# we're going to need more pans
although i am amused by the thought of house-elf cum ruining the pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# potterus piratum filmus!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I have an Order of the Phoenix one

consider it posted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Groanalicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# oh dear
hahahhaaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

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