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If Bruce Banner was passive aggressive.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:11,
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If Bruce Banner wrote like a 5 year old
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:12,
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Terrible penmanship there Bruce.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:12,
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he's really very angry, most of the time. so his penmanship suffers.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:17,
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Hey, he is a doctor!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21,
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Without even realising it
I had a passive aggressive note moment yesterday. I put a file on someone's desk with a post it which said "Do the fucking page count, thanks" and then put a frowny face on it.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21,
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You didn't need those retinas, did you?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:02,
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Oooohhhh
Lovely.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:03,
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Not especially. I use my sense of taste to browse b3ta.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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The potato peels want REVENGE!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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mmmmmm
escher's chocolate orange....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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That is wonderfully ace
Woo there!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:09,
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Throw the block at it . . . it's a hit !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:10,
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Oh fuuuuuuuuck
That's pretty damn cool
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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lovely
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zozamaroo ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
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hold it! hold it! hold it! purrrrfect!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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haha, lovely stuff ma'am
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:02,
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=^_^=
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:02,
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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box
is a kittens favourite dance move
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:03,
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providing the music tonight....
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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DAVE-ALPACA
Try the Lamb!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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hahaha.
he really is a dave.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:06,
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the paw movement is great on this.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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Very nice miss :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:05,
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Yes . . . yes it is !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:09,
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Yay!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:11,
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That's not......analog is it?
Evening sir!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24,
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Yo you!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
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How are you doing old bean
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:31,
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*gleepance*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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:?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:49,
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I no rite!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:52,
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S'CREAM !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:08,
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:35,
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I'm seeing double!
4 posts! edit: nice picture though
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Peter_G ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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My fav Simpson quote.
;)
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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malkovich malkovich
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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Malcovich malcovich...
malcovich.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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HEH
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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you loon!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:37,
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pffft
bastard :P
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weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:37,
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*yarf*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:37,
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Rocky Dennisovich?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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LOL :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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Hahaha
Cheeky fucker
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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hahaha
nice
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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haha you sod!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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:D
He likes to smell ladies' calves
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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Hahahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:50,
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hahaha!
clevar
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:53,
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quite
Stickman fears bandwagons
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:53,
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I'm SEEING Jonh Malkovich
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:54,
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Awww
What stopped you posting a hilarious image based on that idea?
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:55,
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Lethargy
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:06,
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:35,
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:33,
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That'll fuck your reception right up.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:33,
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yay for skate cats!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:34,
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YES
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:35,
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Milling about in the skate park is a rewarding experience . . .
Weeeeeeeeeeee !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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:D
this is excellent
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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battlegit
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:15,
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Come back to us when it's been coloured in by someone else
*runs* Seriously it's great, much as ever.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:17,
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Also
...a version sitting back in a chair eating a croissant *click*
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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hahaha
the latter: my sentiments also.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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Good show old boy.
WOO!
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:17,
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FUTURE REAPER
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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YES, he's ace - special powers, The Fears?^
In other news I just made a red thai curry, tasted it, screamed "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" and made my neighbour lean out of his window.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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did you offer him some curry?
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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I'm imagining a chain reaction of "HEILIGE SCHEISSE" going down the road now and it is amusing me :)
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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haha
WHEN WILL IT STOP
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:23,
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Too many chillies?
Or is shit one of your secret ingredients?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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many, many chilis
and poo
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:24,
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Hot on the way in, hot on the way out :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:34,
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It's not a good meal unless it makes you sweat.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:37,
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He wins the war !
and . . . I would enjoy strolling down that street . . . day or night !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:20,
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This is very much woo.
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Just Some Guy Is just some guy. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:24,
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This is awesome.
You're awesome, everything you do is awesome. When I try to colour your stuff in usually end up not feeling like I did it justice. Also: Whenever I get a text message, Moss's (from the IT crowd) "Message for me" plays. Gaz me if you want the mp3.
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Peter_G ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:30,
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The Grim Reaper has had an upgrade
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:31,
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I like this one.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:31,
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*wow*
you are really fucking talented you should storyboard movies
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:33,
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That's good
but your work in progress is better
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:56,
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Lovely!
have a *click*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:56,
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Warm up drill . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:08,
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haha is that cat made out of boxing gloves
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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Yeah . . . my Jamnog algorithm isn't working !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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I want to know why he hasn't won this compo
He's got the necessary skills more than anyone else I can think of.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:20,
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he gets halfway through making the image but then he goes mad with lust and has to sex it
but then he drinks too much and falls asleep
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:21,
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I too am perplexed at this ^
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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Being a b3tard and with the likes of JJ and other furry peeps
I do my research and this makes me think of Chalo's Rachael.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:13,
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is "i do my research" the safe way to say "I am a furry"?
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Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:17,
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No
My life is purely based on understanding people I don't. I never had heard of the whole furry thing before JJ started posting on b3ta and I know people are opposed to what he does. I could be too but I have to understands people's motivations before I judge then. I found a non sexual furry artists that I liked. Chalo being one of them. This post just reminded me of Rachael from Las Lindas.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:24,
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OK . . . I gotchu now !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:27,
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Good but infuriating plot lines
Too many writers viaing for the attention of one artist.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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Searched . . . and still stumped . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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If you don't search in like you're going to find that you're very limited in your expectations.
This is possibly why I have travelled over a good portion of the world. I have seen drunk vodka in Moscow. I have lived in Australia. I have wandered deserted beaches in the Philopines and found Pinky and the Brain beach towels hanging over palm trees.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:25,
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You've got that right !
Thank you !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:28,
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The Pinky and the Brain towel, I have to admit, was the highlight:P
There was no one what so ever on that island. They must have finally taken over the world. :)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:30,
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haha
you are quite strange
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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Your world is rather compelling too . . . I might + . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:21,
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I'm not sure what the fuss is about
Unless it's the upright cock effect?
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:00,
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Frankly I'm more concerned with the humungous mongpiece
Advertising it to the world. Malthusbots roll!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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that's nicely shop... wait
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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I have to say this
but it's a bit big!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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I'm rarely given the opportunity to feel better about myself
But this is one of those times. I only hope he's John Holmes at full pelt. Nothing feels better than seeing some nasty porn pic of a guy's hard-on and thinking "wait a fucking minute. I can do better than that!"
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:08,
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I still keep a carrot in my slacks
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:11,
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That'll grate
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:13,
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To say nothing of the danger of hungry rabbits...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:43,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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What is it?
*confused*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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Hahahaha!
10
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:11,
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Dick
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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no...you dick!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:16,
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Give it the gold !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:28,
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sort of related and not really worth its own thread
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zozamaroo ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:27,
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:53,
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O_O
Erm, when do the olympics start again
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:01,
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I was just pissing by this massage bode...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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*groan*
tj: who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to have Giles Brandreth hosting a quiz show?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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His agent
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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i am trying to enjoy this new quiz
but he is ruining it for me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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What new quiz?
Please tell me so I can avoid it.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:48,
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knowitalls on bbc2
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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the TV exec no doubt.
The conversation probably went something like this.. "Gyles Brandreth? for our quiz show? You've got to be fucking kidding m... Oh, he only wants that much to do it does he... Get him on the blower Tarquin"
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:49,
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yeah
he must be low-cost, he gets all his clothes sent to him by old ladies
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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he should be sponsored by Shreddies
/knitted by Nanas
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:51,
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and buried by coyne's
/local funeral director
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:54,
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Hahaha
I was just pissing by when I heard someone shitting
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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Sorry
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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Was he leaking by the beans?
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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Haha
Excellent!
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Troo Troo Barney McGrew ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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haha, excellent
it's been done a couple of times before, such as www.b3ta.com/board/7916427 but the links all dead so you're alright!
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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Thank crud for that
The whole thing took far too long as it is.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:11,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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Hahaha I like this
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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here's an idea
smaller
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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Oh, stop having a shit computer.
You massive prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:37,
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oh I'm sorry, I forgot the rules don't apply to you
because you're so fucking awesome and amazing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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Apology accepted.
You massive prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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It's not difficult to make it a bit smaller, and it makes things easier for people on capped broadband, or phone browsers and so on.
No need to be a dick about it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:48,
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Quite right.
You tell him. The massive prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:49,
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I was just about to wade in with a "calm down kids" comment
Then my computer crashed.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:02,
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here's another two
gayer, rounder
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:38,
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No, I want to see him fix the kitty
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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pleese fix kitty, mister keef!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:33,
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Robots know SCIENCE
Monkeys do NOT: Woo :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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I still love this :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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FUCK YEAH!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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best use for a banana EVER
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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You sure about that?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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if there's a better one
i don't know it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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Ok.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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gunana!
*patents*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:51,
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LOOK EVERYONE I POSTED SOMETHING ON THE OTHER BOARD
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:48,
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bastard!
first time that's got me for about a year!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:49,
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shhhh
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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Good work!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:52,
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Shithat!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:05,
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Superb.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:55,
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I just watched Jurassic Park 2. This was my favourite bit of the film.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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Oh wow!
Nicely done
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:22,
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as i saw the top bit
it looked like a giant claw flicking an air bubble out of a dino-sized smack needle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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Ahaha so it does
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:26,
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damn junkie dinosaurs!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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If time is a drug...
...then Big Ben is an enormous hypodermic needle injecting it into space.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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*enters the nightmare of cake*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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True story, that.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:24,
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It was beauty killed the beast....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:26,
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nah
it was that dodgy smack from danny the dealer
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:30,
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Now, that's what I call music..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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I like
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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Fantastic work Mr Clan Soul.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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very nice
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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Excellent!
Woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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I'm not sure if I've seen that one
but I'm sure I would've remembered if he sexed a building
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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Wickedcool!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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I have no idea what is going on here.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:56,
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nicely :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:59,
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Cake, a happy cake...
A 1100 mile round trip to Scotland at the weekend for a Christening. Whilst there the Sister in law had to collect the christening cake from the bakers. Whilst in the car waiting the wife says it better not be like the friends cake. She mentioned this to the Sister in law when she gets back in the car. Sister in law starts to laugh and the reasons below. The baker told her it was was supposed to be a rattle! zoom in
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indeed ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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my calendar must be broken
i had no idea it was sunday already
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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two more days, two more day and then sleep, lots of sleep
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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why two more days?
he still working you hard?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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pfffft, not really done a lot this week
had monday off, tuesday spent hacking plaster of some walls, today spent finding out how much it is going to cost to lath and plaster the walls and how long it is going to take. So not to hard this week, just had a really shit nights sleep
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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i still keep waking up every 5 minutes
because i think someone is shouting me. they're not :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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ooooh, I had that once, someone was shouting and screaming at me and they weren't
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27,
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it's been happening for 2 weeks :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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the rat seems to have been stabbed
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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Why am I looking at your dog?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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Cocky cayke! Call the police!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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If we had battenberg police
I sincerely hope they're there to ensure nobody eats the vile stuff, and beats battenberg supporters for the sheer hell of it. Might knock some cakey sense into them
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27,
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dundee cake ftw
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:31,
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Now just you shut the hell up
Battenburg are an important part of a sugary multicultural society.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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you see, they're so vile that few people can ever bear to spell them correctly ;)
case cose, myth busted, Battenberg truly IS vile /it's the marzipan, why ruin perfectly good sponge with frickin' marzipan?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:36,
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You've SO lost me now.
Marziapam is the only reason Battenberg is worth the time. So you are a) wrong, and b) from Norwich and therefore gay.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:43,
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see, you can't even spell marzipaN correctly ;)
you can't bring yourself to type it, let alone willingly eat it! the stuff goes to your head, it's evil, as well as vile ;) and let's not forget - norwich is home to queen delia - queen of cakes, so chew down on that, suffolk boy! :P
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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Guess you missed my mild antipsychotic reference then :P
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:13,
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I guess so - bah!
it is the arse cake of the devil though ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:15,
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This is ace!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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OMG!
great minds and all that, eh!? *edit* 09-04-23 apparently...
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..wil ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:37,
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Whoop! Whoop!
Om nom nom.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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Whoop Whoop!
That's the sound of the sweets!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:00,
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ha ha, this is great!
I hope all police cars look like that in April 2023
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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I appear to be obsessed
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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hahaha
I bet they tazte great!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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This looks like Ric when she's had a few..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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but
it's chocolate, therefore clearly worth it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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I never thought she'd take them orally!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh hahahahahahaha :D
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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hahahaha :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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Nice one.
Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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not strong enough...
...her hair is still curly.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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Curly hair is good
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:15,
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in the right place, yes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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I like a women with ringlets :)
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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so
skinheads don't float your boat?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:22,
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Some do
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:24,
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sigourney weaver in alien 3, perchance?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:27,
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boobies
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TBL I posted this on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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haha
i have a craving for chocolate right now
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zozamaroo ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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hahaha!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:24,
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Stunning!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:30,
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haha.. superb
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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hahaha superb
is the woman on the left her out of the IT Crowd
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:39,
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indeed it is
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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yup
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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hahaha
Most good, MOST GOOD!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:44,
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Careful!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:09,
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LOL
:))
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herman:D ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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:)
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herman:D ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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Obsessed?
Where you the one with the rat Malteaser one?
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ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:59,
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no, I did a "Shockingly Good" take on the Cadbury's eyebrow advert
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17,
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Neon Darko
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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Lovely!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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A thousand blessings upon the House of Lugosi..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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Tronnie Darko
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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Grandma Death vs Flynn..
.. place your bets.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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Incomplete pun
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ManekiNeko loves horses ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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Arsecoat?
David Camo-ron?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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Cameron Mackintosh
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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This
wasn't it, but probably should be.
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ManekiNeko loves horses ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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Twatjacket?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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No one will suspect a thing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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I think you should go with Arsecoat
or Prickparka
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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Prickparka is what you should use in a goulash
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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*slow handclaps*
Very good.... :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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aye indeed :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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i read that as slow manclaps
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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o_O
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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ha :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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spackamack
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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Future Prime Minister Coat?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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:'(
The truth hurts.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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I'd rather him than Brown again
Or Clegg
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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NO! It's not about voting in a person, this is not America, it's the policies that matter
and past experience shows they fuck everything up far harder than the Labour lot. Give the Lib Dems a chance, whoever their leader is
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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^This, they have sensible policies and could be the 'change we need' (:P)
Plus I can't think of many politicians I trust more than Vince Cable
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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They've got my vote.
*hopeless cause high-fives*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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I dont like the lib dems, they are cunts IMO
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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forget about the people being cunts or not and see which way you should be voting based on the party views
www.euprofiler.eu/ is for the last Euro election but its still valid
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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Tory cunt!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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Wait, are we supposed to like the tories now?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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Everyone will hate some political party or something
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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Bring back Maggie!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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Haha
Micheal Howard was my local MP
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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John Profumo used to be mine (i.e. before I was born...)
Local pride!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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No wait, she was Conservative...
Bring back Churchill! Oh... bugger.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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he's a tory
cunt is his default setting
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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He's your future prime minister, get used to it
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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Is that the new Conservative slogan?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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Hahahahahah
Sure,why not.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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i won't have to get used to it
not when i get my plutonium. then, all my plans shall come to fruition...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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Turncoat?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:57,
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the final frontier...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:36,
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Hahahaha
Gayshift, warp 4.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:38,
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but...
...we don't have any more dylithium crystals, Captain!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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All hands on deck !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:38,
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all alien chicks...
...report to my cabin at once!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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Mach Schnell !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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Whats that Spock?
yak noof nagnagnagnag rooning ba tong ba tong
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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Spock ala Cockweasle...
...best Spock evah!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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hahaha
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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heh heh...
...*smokes quality*!... ;)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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:D
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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spacey...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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saw that tour with the flaming lips
amazing stuff.. too bad beck is nuttier than squirrel shit
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:14,
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A little bit of everything..
.. lovely.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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needs more martini glasses...
...or something.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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I'm gonna have to flash my noob credentials & ask who the face-where-Spock-should-be belongs to..
.. he gets around, but without a name I can't Google his arse.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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He's know round these parts as Freebase, I believe.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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Problem solved - excellent work, Holmes!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:15,
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hahahaha
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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Shaken and stirred.
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CJ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!
Top shop
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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Nicely done.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:30,
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Hahaha!
Nicely done... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:30,
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Ooooooooh . . . why the long . . .
s___n___o___u___t ?
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:30,
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Is that the dude from the Loyds TSB ad's?
Woo!
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:30,
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Excellent
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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Aargh!
Cleverly done, but aargh!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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haha :D
has he been to easter island recently?
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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PROBOSCIS OVERLOAD IMMINENT
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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It's gonna . . . BLOW !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:35,
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*facepalms*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:37,
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I've heard that this might help . . .
put a towel in the drier for 5 minutes then put it on your head. it relaxes everything and helps get rid of the headache
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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don't be stealin mah moves, man
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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poor peter schmeichel's caught space mumps
:(
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weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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Deleter!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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*ignores*
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weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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:D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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LALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(
weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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Haha
good work!
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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looks like one of Spike Milligan's drawings brought to life
(
Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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thats propperly well shopped
good beans
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:36,
archived )
:D
Yay!
(
Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:02,
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