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Needs saving? Hah! You have no idea...
Now with 100% more Christian Bale.
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Uhmfhshhghd ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:54,
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*runs off to crystal peak*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58,
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hehe
skynet.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01,
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That's rather well done.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:02,
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thank you
some time was taken.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:05,
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like i need sky to tell me to kill
...oops...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:06,
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Well this piece of awesome
Certainly shits all over my compo entry. Infact, give it a few days and compo this. Entries will be tenuous by then anyway. :P
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Uhmfhshhghd ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:23,
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Robot Overlords???
Oh my God! We're all doomed! WE'RE ALL D, oh wait its just London. Phew! :)...so why was he made the manager then?
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Rico ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:31,
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Quick and dirty.
Oops, forgot the drop down menu the first time. Bad badbob!Click for bigger (122 kb)
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badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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I always thought it was dead clever how they made every headline the same number of characters long.
Give or take 2 or 3.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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Oh. Oh dear.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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hehe
but can we all start using the proper teletext font? us old timers (27) know you could never have half these small fonts on the proper one :D
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:42,
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HappyToast has posted its name a couple of times (I think he's on commission), but it has thus far been ignored.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:50,
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hello
saw my name, and then went away again
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:53,
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hi
I shall remember how to summon you for future use.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01,
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ModeSeven or atari st monochrome
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:10,
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I would like to apologise for the use of the MS System font. The closest I have to the Teletext font on my computer (and i couldn't be bothere trawling t'interweb for it). :-)
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badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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Use the edit button next time.
Every time you delete something, I molest a member of your family.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:47,
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Fon Repeat until funny ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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please tell me this would involve weeing on your tellybox
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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YOU'RE pregnant
and i'm not pissing on my telly, it makes it go fizzle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37,
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Grrrr
Thank you Monkey. You're not your. You're is short for you are.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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:)
it does make me foam at the gills
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:46,
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Her pregnant.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37,
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hahaha
genuine lols
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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Haha, you fat spastic
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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not fat, pregnant!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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She's got a lot of hair twixt mimsy and belly button.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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that be the pregnancy crab-ladder
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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YOUR ALL PREGNANT
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Shlvng ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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if i am
the couch is the father
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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hmmmmm
a couch with a cock, great idea
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Shlvng ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:48,
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well
it's the only thing i've been riding lately
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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flipping tabs between 4chan and b3ta is weird,
I keep expecting their to be something very sinister in the next frame of this gif
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Peter_G ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:51,
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is it wrong that this really turned me on?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:44,
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:)
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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haha!
nicely : )
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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Hahahaha it's going to be a week of pixel porn!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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time to stock up on kleenex
I mean, wait, ermmm actually, yeah that's what I meant
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37,
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Just like playing Custer's revenge! :)
*unzips*
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Rico ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:35,
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surely
ceeboobies would be more apt?
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SleweD is totally new here. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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I'll apolgise up front.....
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on: ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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pfffft :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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I love our Stavros!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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Avoiding threadrush
And beacuase it is crap.
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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D :
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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HORSES AND BEARS! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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hahaha
hairymuff.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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hahaha massive pixel juggs :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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what worries me is how much space they've allocated for granny porn
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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if the grannies want it, let them have it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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\o/
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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Haha.
I read that as 'sisters with ducks' at first.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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JUGGS!...
...i heard JUGGS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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midgets AND horses AND bears?
you're spoiling us!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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a veritable feast of filthy pixels for one and all!
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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YAAAAY!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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hahahahahahaha
:)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:32,
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.,.
Sisters with Dicks made me spit tea all over the floor :( *clicked* though
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Mr.Dog was in love again on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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1.618... ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22,
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I fucking hate High-Def
Edit: Compo it.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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is it me? am i going blind?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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it is confusing...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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are they playing cocks and holes?
that's a fun game
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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whatever they're doing...
...they're doing it wrong.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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poor things
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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Aww isn't that cute?
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Rico ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:38,
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connor ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43,
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my witty disappearing? ;)
I'll leave this pea here if that's ok
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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It is like watching Jam in picture form
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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Hahahaha, good work on the optimising :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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5KB?!?
Smaller PLZ
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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:D
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weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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If I squint
This looks fine
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Hagbard MacDougal ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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on noes. my witty.
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the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:30,
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Qustion: would you buy cement from this ant?...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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Discomeats
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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you retards
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:17,
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where are they?!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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cement.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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If I was in the market for cement and the ant was offering his product at a competitive rate then I would
Because I'm not RACIST.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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no
his family were living in my wall. i killed them.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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No, I'd pick up the bag and be in a recursive paradox.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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I'd kick him in the cunt and steal his cement.
Does that count?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14,
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let's see...
...i got 6 'yes'.....6 'no'....and 6 'maybe'.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22,
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That makes me a Ford Anglia
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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He should be in Futurama
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:15,
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making pizza?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16,
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making sweet love with the owls
HOOOOOO HOOOOOO God damn owls
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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peck on the cheek
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22,
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they would peck your eyes out
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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i would use owl traps
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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making sidewalks!...
...sheesh!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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out of owls
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:20,
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nobody uses sidewalks in the future!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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just because people don't use 'em, doesn't mean they won't be built...
...look at all the Trump Towers for instance.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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hahaha :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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pff
express tubes ftw!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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SimAnt
was a good game.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16,
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Wow, SimAnt. I remember that.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16,
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Does he have any loam?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:17,
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yes
yes i would
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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Concrete evidence that ants sell cement . . . yes . . . of course !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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he looks trustworthy...
...right?!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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Unquestionably !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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does he deliver?
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elbow ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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no...
...shipping costs will triple the price!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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.
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new_matt ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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BEES! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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I also expect some bam-boozler ones soon
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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Who wants to be a millionaire totally ripped that off
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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oh man, yes! do it!
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new_matt ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22,
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BEEFLASH 150!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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Oh fuck yes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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hahaha, great :)
bees on bees
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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Beefax
It's like Peefax but with less magenta
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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this is appropriate
as ceefax will be disappearing along with the bees
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:10,
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Life before Internet...
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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hahaha
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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couldn't find the font eh?
try modeSeven
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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Couldn't find the page number for jokes either
Actually, I put a similar amount of effort into looking for both.
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:08,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:11,
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or fire up your Beeb
and photograph it!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43,
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Juuuuuune!
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BumFacedGoat http://twitter.com/danofthewibble ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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Crumbs Chief!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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Terrytext :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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Yay! A TOAP COMPO :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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Now I remember what 640 x 480 was like
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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it's way under that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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the picture is way too high res ;D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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And I used the ZX Spectrum font as well. Don't tell anyone though; it's a secret.
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BumFacedGoat http://twitter.com/danofthewibble ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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modeSeven is your friend
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:15,
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I'm so easily led by b3ta, I've just downloaded it.
Edit: And have no intention of entering this compo as of yet.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24,
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I think this might help
FIRST!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:58,
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They'd ruin it
It'd be instant and you wouldn't have to wait to get to the next page. Not what I want from my teletext experience at all.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59,
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Also, have a look at Ceefax page 459:
www.ceefax.tv/ Graphical wonderment. edit: link
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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haha!
if there was a ceefax for iphones application, I'm sure it would get used, for pure retro lols
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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Fun & Games with Couples !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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You need page 740
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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Nu-uh Fraser got there first!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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PICS OR GTFO!
any pics will do, I'm not fussy
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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what?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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hahahahaha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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i'm sure this is probably good
but teletext doesn't interest me, i'm afraid.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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It has to dial every number up to the one you want :D
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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I'm sorry
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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*squeeeeeeeeeee!*
he's cute!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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Let's get ready to . . . RUMBLE !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59,
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Shall I compare it to a summer's day?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59,
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hahaha
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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nooooootheeeeeng compares
nothEEng compares, to yooooooooou
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McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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Too kind
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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Too shy shy
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:10,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SAVE TELEXTEXT
They are shutting down teletext in 2010, even though it is amazing and much better than the internet. The challenge? To design new features which could save it. Challenge suggested by Monkeon and voted for by YOU. In massive numbers.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49,
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\o/ YAY :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49,
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Three user-voted in a row?
*scarpers*
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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Additionally, in case anyone doesn't know, you can get Ceefax online
www.ceefax.tv/ Pop a number in the search box and it takes you to the page.
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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I like the sarcy "In massive numbers", basically blaming us.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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Yep
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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It doesn't need anything new,
just Digitizer.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING FROM THE SUGGESTIONS THREAD YOU MASSIVE FLANGEMAT!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
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*Presses F1*
Fuck.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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er, isn't this on the front page already
with monkeon's own picture? Give us another one please
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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yeah it was his suggestion
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52,
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hahaha
"Have fun trying to beat that you fuckers"
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
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Well, he suggested it before the Kitten Olympics challenge
And it was a picture worthy of the front page
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Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
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and now we've done that so should move on
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55,
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Have I misunderstood what you're saying here,
or are you suggesting that challenges should be over after the first entry? Or even before.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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When a compo post gets FP'd then the compo is over
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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When was this rule announced?
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__ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06,
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Happytoast just announced it up there *points*
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07,
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when the suggestion comes from an FP
its a bit old news surely? Its like saying here's last weeks great idea, see if you can come up with something at best, on a par
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14,
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You might as well say once the challenge has been suggested it's no longer viable.
It's absurd to suggest that nobody could have new ideas or a different take on a subject.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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I'm not saying that
ffs
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:57,
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I did ask if I'd misunderstood.
Thankfully, I must have.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:07,
archived )
i refuse to save it
just because you want me to
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
archived )
Save it?
I've never even used it..
(
Captain Howdy ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06,
archived )
this is my challenge, yeah
(
connor ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13,
archived )
yeah, but you're not one of the cool kids
or so it would seem
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19,
archived )
just one in a long history of monkeon stealing all of my ideas
:P
(
connor ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23,
archived )
STOCK COFFEE
for STOCK PEOPLES How wonderful!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40,
archived )
I think you will find that they are drinking coffin
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43,
archived )
Babby coffin?
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
Heartbreak hotel?
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
coffin baby
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
*Fears*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47,
archived )
*waits for it to start sobbing*
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49,
archived )
*Aahahaha wall of hyper*
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49,
archived )
SHAdrAch
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
The rats like the puma
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
archived )
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:57,
archived )
get to the reactor and start the chopper!
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
archived )
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
archived )
coffeecockthrob
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
I'm sorry i missed the draw off :(
I drew something didn't get it scanned in and was quite thoroughly shitfaced and asleep lol... have a pearoast that is completely horrifically late :D
(
arrangedletters ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
EMOLETTUCEDAVE IS A LATTUCES
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
congratumulations on yet another FP
:P
(
weaver. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
it's been ages since my last one
throwing money at cr3 must have done the trick
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55,
archived )
Haha
I've just sent a PM stating my Pay Pal settings are fuckedcr3 gaz me!
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:05,
archived )
haha!
is that a smiley oj simpson in the middle?
(
McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
Haaaaa! awesome :D
I'm drunk :D:D:D:D
(
arrangedletters ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
Busty coffee lady is beckoning me for devious plots
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
mmmmm coffin
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
bottom middle
would
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43,
archived )
Not middle right?
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
no
he looks like one of the Monkees
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
archived )
Look on the brightside, if you had nits he might eat them for you mid-coitus
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52,
archived )
that's not the hair i'd want him toying with
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54,
archived )
SO YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND!
such is a woman's perogative.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59,
archived )
i haven't changed my mind
i'm just less than choosy after a few drinks, so if he bought me a couple of aftershocks, he'd be in with a chance of riffling through my underhair.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03,
archived )
Easily persuaded
such is a woman's something something something dark side.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09,
archived )
bottom left
She has the kind of mouth you could fit your balls in
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
She seems sinister.
I totally would, but fear I might end up hanging upside down over a vat of hot coffee after intercourse.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48,
archived )
Face it
a tadpole has the kind of mouth you could fit your balls in.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48,
archived )
That is some giant tadpole then
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
so i see
she has trout mouth
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
BAN THIS SICK FILTH AND GIVE US TOATS
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
What's inside is one of those things that I consider an internet classic
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
with coffee and toats
we'll TAKE OVER THE WORLD
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47,
archived )
That seems reasonable.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
archived )
I suggest we start by taking over everyone's breakfast
and advance from there
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54,
archived )
TOATS
Obey the Toats
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30,
archived )
That makes me n n n n nervous . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
Head inversion therapy
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
just 'illin
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
That reminded me
of this by Scoopzilla. Woo!
(
Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47,
archived )
COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE
*obeys*
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
Big Pimpin
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
hahahahaha
I would love to see a movie eat someones arse
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
my name is prince
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
still feeding your kid mince to keep it alive
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
itsh sho shalty
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
don't put so much cum in it next time, then
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
mit jazzm
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
Haha, this.
:)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
this actually happened
I was there. man, I was there.
(
McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37,
archived )
oprah loves cunt
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
Hahahahaha
I went to a cuntageddon once. Best 20 euros ever spent.
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37,
archived )
the best part is the feast after
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
CUNTFEST
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
Fuck off, is that Oprah?
she looks quite attractive there.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37,
archived )
cunt juice keeps her young
AND her cunt
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
SHIT KEEPS ME BROWN
ALL YEAR ROUND!
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
I NEVER LEAVES DA HIZZUSE WITHOUD IT!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46,
archived )
QUUUUUUAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDD!
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49,
archived )
WHO IS IT DIS TIME, MY MUDDA?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55,
archived )
HELLOH CUDIE PIE, ONE AHF US IS IN BIG TROUBLE
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03,
archived )
After declaring a state of popcorn . . . free tickets are given away to the first fifty cat members ?
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
sounds crunchy
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40,
archived )
COME TO BESPIN! RIDE THE WILD BUSEY!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY EEEEEEEEEEEEET!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40,
archived )
TEN FOR THAT, YOU MUST BE MAD!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
IT HAS MUCH SOY!
YOU FUCKING BUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44,
archived )
fuck yeah!
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41,
archived )
AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
I'm afraid I can't greenlight this project until David Duchovni..Duchovey? How the fuck do you spell that guy's name, anyways!
Er...until David Duchovny is on board. Let's grab a bite to eat in the week, and see how this whole thing pans out, Duchovny-wise.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42,
archived )
David Anchovie
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45,
archived )
Ass is too tough. Even boiling a donkey won't help.
Try a nice tender piece of feeeesh instead.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
archived )
DEEZ FEESH, DAY TELL MEE SEEECWETS
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56,
archived )
Silly Dek', itzzzzzeck not feeesh day yet!
However, it just might be crow tiem.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
archived )
Just for fun!
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
AHAHAHA!
FREEDOMBASE
(
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:31,
archived )
:)
(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
WHOAH!
bodyform
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:33,
archived )
Bodyformed
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
How is . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
haha!
also: BULGE
(
McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:33,
archived )
I see Wally
also: probably would
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34,
archived )
o_O
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
apples
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
The gallery approves of that pose` !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
XTreme
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
SNAP !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
fun accepted
and yep, would
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37,
archived )
Good evening
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
silly willy!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
epic
:)
(
inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
Good lord
*envisions*
(
zoldergoose ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25,
archived )
Extravaganza !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25,
archived )
Sup
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25,
archived )
Jesus fucking christ
I had to actually spit my drink back into the glass.
(
Peter_G ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
Success!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Oh my!
Poor willy, Sex cock could have at least had the courtesy of using some lube.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:27,
archived )
Hahahaha!
Christ, that just sort of happened didn't it Woo
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
Heh, quite so.
It took me surprisingly long to make though. And all that time, I could have stopped doing it.
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Some things in life turn into missions
That quite obviously was one
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
ahahhha, fuck
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
O_o
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
Hahaha
:D
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
HAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
Love the sun :D
(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30,
archived )
I like the expression on the sun's face.
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:31,
archived )
Tjonge tjonge tjonge...
:D
(
Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Heh
That food sabotage story is quite good, if it works. It begs to be tried out.
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43,
archived )
D:D:D:
'wanks anyway'
(
McBadger COW ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34,
archived )
haha that was beyond unexpected
(
Shada ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34,
archived )
:)
Well, if you like what happened, the best way of showing your appreciation would be to click 'I like this' /whores it up ;)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51,
archived )
lookit
lookit lookit lookit lookit lookit lol :)
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38,
archived )
Hello sah!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50,
archived )
*click lol*
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56,
archived )
(
giant_squid ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:12,
archived )
I like the idea of people travelling through space in cars.
or through Newcastle in rocket ships.
(
the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:13,
archived )
hahhahaha
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15,
archived )
:o
(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:16,
archived )
That is simply chilling
I wonder what was going on there
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
someone wants to be Jack the Ripper or summat
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
bollocks
baby traders
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
Oh. Lovely.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19,
archived )
!!!
"It is not the first such case in the United States...There have been at least four other similar cases in the US." !!!
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19,
archived )
:O
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
Good grief, that's horrible!
I wonder why they did it...?
(
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:20,
archived )
crazy shit, crazy people
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
fucking hell.
(
the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
typical
(
Peter_G ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29,
archived )
Yeah, I read that earlier
and thought how Americans are so damn good at getting what they want, and don't let anything stand in their way.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34,
archived )
heh. this is the main basis for conversations between motivational speakers and psychotics
"But...but, when I said 'get rid of the people holding you back', I didn't mean get RID of them..."
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39,
archived )
The land of the brave and the free
fucking hell
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36,
archived )
ah, i see your problem
he had it set to Shat-nav
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15,
archived )
Whatever you do, don't set it to "Cannes"
(
giant_squid ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:20,
archived )
don't worry, i won't
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
you can get that, you know
"turn..LEFT at.the.next....intersection "
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21,
archived )
i prefer
"second star....to the right....and....straight on till................................morning
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23,
archived )
sigh. there used to be a great everything2 node on 'shatner notation'. I wish it was still there :'(
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:26,
archived )
i just love star trek 4
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Breaking News! Some People are Idiots!
(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15,
archived )
lolzorz
:)
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:18,
archived )
It wouldn't have surprised me if some Vikings turned up off the coast of Brazil at some point
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19,
archived )
Hahaha yes
Quite unbelievable
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22,
archived )
woo!
(
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord ,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24,
archived )
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