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[challenge entry] Needs saving? Hah! You have no idea...

Now with 100% more Christian Bale.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# *runs off to crystal peak*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hehe
skynet.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# That's rather well done.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# thank you
some time was taken.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# like i need sky to tell me to kill
...oops...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Well this piece of awesome
Certainly shits all over my compo entry.

Infact, give it a few days and compo this. Entries will be tenuous by then anyway. :P
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Robot Overlords???
Oh my God! We're all doomed! WE'RE ALL D, oh wait its just London.

Phew! :)



...so why was he made the manager then?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty.
Oops, forgot the drop down menu the first time. Bad badbob!



Click for bigger (122 kb)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I always thought it was dead clever how they made every headline the same number of characters long.
Give or take 2 or 3.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Oh. Oh dear.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hehe
but can we all start using the proper teletext font?

us old timers (27) know you could never have half these small fonts on the proper one :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# HappyToast has posted its name a couple of times (I think he's on commission), but it has thus far been ignored.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hello
saw my name, and then went away again
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hi
I shall remember how to summon you for future use.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ModeSeven or atari st monochrome
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
#
I would like to apologise for the use of the MS System font. The closest I have to the Teletext font on my computer (and i couldn't be bothere trawling t'interweb for it). :-)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Use the edit button next time.
Every time you delete something, I molest a member of your family.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# please tell me this would involve weeing on your tellybox
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# YOU'RE pregnant
and i'm not pissing on my telly, it makes it go fizzle
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Grrrr
Thank you Monkey.

You're not your.

You're is short for you are.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# :)
it does make me foam at the gills
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Her pregnant.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
genuine lols
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Haha, you fat spastic
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# not fat, pregnant!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# She's got a lot of hair twixt mimsy and belly button.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# that be the pregnancy crab-ladder
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# YOUR ALL PREGNANT
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# if i am
the couch is the father
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hmmmmm
a couch with a cock, great idea
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# well
it's the only thing i've been riding lately
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# flipping tabs between 4chan and b3ta is weird,
I keep expecting their to be something very sinister in the next frame of this gif
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# is it wrong that this really turned me on?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# haha!
nicely : )
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahaha it's going to be a week of pixel porn!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# time to stock up on kleenex
I mean, wait, ermmm

actually, yeah that's what I meant
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Just like playing Custer's revenge! :)
*unzips*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# surely
ceeboobies would be more apt?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll apolgise up front.....
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# pfffft :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I love our Stavros!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Avoiding threadrush

And beacuase it is crap.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] D :
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# HORSES AND BEARS! :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
hairymuff.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha massive pixel juggs :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# what worries me is how much space they've allocated for granny porn
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# if the grannies want it, let them have it
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Haha.
I read that as 'sisters with ducks' at first.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# JUGGS!...
...i heard JUGGS!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# midgets AND horses AND bears?
you're spoiling us!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# a veritable feast of filthy pixels for one and all!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# YAAAAY!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
:)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# .,.
Sisters with Dicks made me spit tea all over the floor :(
*clicked* though
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I fucking hate High-Def
Edit: Compo it.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# is it me? am i going blind?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# it is confusing...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# are they playing cocks and holes?
that's a fun game
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# whatever they're doing...
...they're doing it wrong.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# poor things
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Aww isn't that cute?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] my witty disappearing? ;)
I'll leave this pea here if that's ok
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It is like watching Jam in picture form
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahaha, good work on the optimising :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# 5KB?!?
Smaller PLZ
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# If I squint
This looks fine
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# on noes. my witty.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Qustion: would you buy cement from this ant?...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Discomeats
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# you retards
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# where are they?!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# cement.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# If I was in the market for cement and the ant was offering his product at a competitive rate then I would
Because I'm not RACIST.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# no
his family were living in my wall.
i killed them.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# No, I'd pick up the bag and be in a recursive paradox.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I'd kick him in the cunt and steal his cement.
Does that count?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# let's see...
...i got 6 'yes'.....6 'no'....and 6 'maybe'.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# That makes me a Ford Anglia
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# He should be in Futurama
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# making pizza?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# making sweet love with the owls
HOOOOOO HOOOOOO

God damn owls
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# peck on the cheek
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# they would peck your eyes out
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# i would use owl traps
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# making sidewalks!...
...sheesh!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# out of owls
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# nobody uses sidewalks in the future!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# just because people don't use 'em, doesn't mean they won't be built...
...look at all the Trump Towers for instance.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# pff
express tubes ftw!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# SimAnt
was a good game.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Wow, SimAnt. I remember that.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Does he have any loam?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# yes
yes i would
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Concrete evidence that ants sell cement . . . yes . . . of course !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# he looks trustworthy...
...right?!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Unquestionably !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# does he deliver?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# no...
...shipping costs will triple the price!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# BEES! :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I also expect some bam-boozler ones soon
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Who wants to be a millionaire totally ripped that off
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# oh man, yes! do it!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# BEEFLASH 150!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Oh fuck yes

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha, great :)
bees on bees
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Beefax
It's like Peefax but with less magenta
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# this is appropriate
as ceefax will be disappearing along with the bees
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Life before Internet...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# couldn't find the font eh?
try modeSeven
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Couldn't find the page number for jokes either
Actually, I put a similar amount of effort into looking for both.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
# or fire up your Beeb
and photograph it!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Juuuuuune!

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Crumbs Chief!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Terrytext :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Yay! A TOAP COMPO :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Now I remember what 640 x 480 was like
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# it's way under that
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# the picture is way too high res ;D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
And I used the ZX Spectrum font as well. Don't tell anyone though; it's a secret.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# modeSeven is your friend
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'm so easily led by b3ta, I've just downloaded it.
Edit: And have no intention of entering this compo as of yet.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this might help


FIRST!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# They'd ruin it
It'd be instant and you wouldn't have to wait to get to the next page.

Not what I want from my teletext experience at all.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Also, have a look at Ceefax page 459:
www.ceefax.tv/

Graphical wonderment.

edit: link
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# haha!
if there was a ceefax for iphones application, I'm sure it would get used, for pure retro lols
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Fun & Games with Couples !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# You need page 740
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Nu-uh Fraser got there first!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO!
any pics will do, I'm not fussy
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# what?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i'm sure this is probably good
but teletext doesn't interest me, i'm afraid.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# It has to dial every number up to the one you want :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I'm sorry
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# *squeeeeeeeeeee!*
he's cute!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Let's get ready to . . . RUMBLE !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Shall I compare it to a summer's day?

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# nooooootheeeeeng compares
nothEEng compares, to yooooooooou
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Too kind

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Too shy shy
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SAVE TELEXTEXT


They are shutting down teletext in 2010, even though it is amazing and much better than the internet. The challenge? To design new features which could save it.

Challenge suggested by Monkeon and voted for by YOU. In massive numbers.

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# \o/ YAY :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Three user-voted in a row?
*scarpers*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Additionally, in case anyone doesn't know, you can get Ceefax online
www.ceefax.tv/

Pop a number in the search box and it takes you to the page.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I like the sarcy "In massive numbers", basically blaming us.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yep

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It doesn't need anything new,
just Digitizer.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING FROM THE SUGGESTIONS THREAD YOU MASSIVE FLANGEMAT!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *Presses F1*
Fuck.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# er, isn't this on the front page already
with monkeon's own picture?
Give us another one please
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# yeah it was his suggestion
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
"Have fun trying to beat that you fuckers"
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Well, he suggested it before the Kitten Olympics challenge
And it was a picture worthy of the front page
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# and now we've done that so should move on
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Have I misunderstood what you're saying here,
or are you suggesting that challenges should be over after the first entry?
Or even before.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# When a compo post gets FP'd then the compo is over
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# When was this rule announced?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Happytoast just announced it up there *points*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# when the suggestion comes from an FP
its a bit old news surely?

Its like saying here's last weeks great idea, see if you can come up with something at best, on a par
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# You might as well say once the challenge has been suggested it's no longer viable.
It's absurd to suggest that nobody could have new ideas or a different take on a subject.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm not saying that
ffs
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I did ask if I'd misunderstood.
Thankfully, I must have.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i refuse to save it
just because you want me to
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Save it?
I've never even used it..
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# this is my challenge, yeah
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# yeah, but you're not one of the cool kids
or so it would seem
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# just one in a long history of monkeon stealing all of my ideas
:P
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# EVERYONE LOVES COFFEE



best viewed in firefox :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# STOCK COFFEE
for STOCK PEOPLES

How wonderful!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I think you will find that they are drinking coffin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Babby coffin?

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Heartbreak hotel?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# coffin baby
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *Fears*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *waits for it to start sobbing*

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
*Aahahaha wall of hyper*

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
#

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# SHAdrAch
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# The rats like the puma
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
#


(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# get to the reactor and start the chopper!

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# coffeecockthrob
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'm sorry i missed the draw off :(
I drew something didn't get it scanned in and was quite thoroughly shitfaced and asleep lol...

have a pearoast that is completely horrifically late :D


(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# EMOLETTUCEDAVE IS A LATTUCES
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# congratumulations on yet another FP
:P
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it's been ages since my last one
throwing money at cr3 must have done the trick
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
I've just sent a PM stating my Pay Pal settings are fucked

cr3 gaz me!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# haha!
is that a smiley oj simpson in the middle?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Haaaaa! awesome :D
I'm drunk :D:D:D:D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Busty coffee lady is beckoning me for devious plots
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# mmmmm coffin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# bottom middle
would
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Not middle right?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# no
he looks like one of the Monkees
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Look on the brightside, if you had nits he might eat them for you mid-coitus
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# that's not the hair i'd want him toying with
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# SO YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND!
such is a woman's perogative.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# i haven't changed my mind
i'm just less than choosy after a few drinks, so if he bought me a couple of aftershocks, he'd be in with a chance of riffling through my underhair.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Easily persuaded
such is a woman's something something something dark side.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# bottom left
She has the kind of mouth you could fit your balls in
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# She seems sinister.
I totally would, but fear I might end up hanging upside down over a vat of hot coffee after intercourse.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Face it
a tadpole has the kind of mouth you could fit your balls in.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# That is some giant tadpole then
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# so i see
she has trout mouth
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH AND GIVE US TOATS
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# What's inside is one of those things that I consider an internet classic
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# with coffee and toats
we'll TAKE OVER THE WORLD
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# That seems reasonable.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I suggest we start by taking over everyone's breakfast
and advance from there
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# TOATS
Obey the Toats
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# That makes me n n n n nervous . . .
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Head inversion therapy
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# just 'illin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# That reminded me
of this by Scoopzilla.

Woo!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE
*obeys*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Big Pimpin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
I would love to see a movie eat someones arse
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# my name is prince
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# still feeding your kid mince to keep it alive
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# itsh sho shalty
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# don't put so much cum in it next time, then
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
#
mit jazzm
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Haha, this.

:)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# this actually happened
I was there. man, I was there.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# oprah loves cunt
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha

I went to a cuntageddon once. Best 20 euros ever spent.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# the best part is the feast after
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# CUNTFEST

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Fuck off, is that Oprah?
she looks quite attractive there.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# cunt juice keeps her young
AND her cunt
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# SHIT KEEPS ME BROWN
ALL YEAR ROUND!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I NEVER LEAVES DA HIZZUSE WITHOUD IT!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# QUUUUUUAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDD!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# WHO IS IT DIS TIME, MY MUDDA?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
# HELLOH CUDIE PIE, ONE AHF US IS IN BIG TROUBLE
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# After declaring a state of popcorn . . . free tickets are given away to the first fifty cat members ?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# sounds crunchy
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# COME TO BESPIN! RIDE THE WILD BUSEY!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY EEEEEEEEEEEEET!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# TEN FOR THAT, YOU MUST BE MAD!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# IT HAS MUCH SOY!
YOU FUCKING BUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# fuck yeah!

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't greenlight this project until David Duchovni..Duchovey? How the fuck do you spell that guy's name, anyways!
Er...until David Duchovny is on board.

Let's grab a bite to eat in the week, and see how this whole thing pans out, Duchovny-wise.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# David Anchovie
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ass is too tough. Even boiling a donkey won't help.
Try a nice tender piece of feeeesh instead.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# DEEZ FEESH, DAY TELL MEE SEEECWETS
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Silly Dek', itzzzzzeck not feeesh day yet!
However, it just might be crow tiem.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Just for fun!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
FREEDOMBASE
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# WHOAH!
bodyform
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Bodyformed
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# How is . . .
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# haha!
also: BULGE
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I see Wally

also: probably would
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# apples
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The gallery approves of that pose` !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# XTreme
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# SNAP !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# fun accepted
and yep, would
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Good evening
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# silly willy!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# epic
:)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Good lord
*envisions*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Extravaganza !
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Sup
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ
I had to actually spit my drink back into the glass.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Success!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oh my!
Poor willy, Sex cock could have at least had the courtesy of using some lube.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Christ, that just sort of happened didn't it

Woo
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Heh, quite so.

It took me surprisingly long to make though. And all that time, I could have stopped doing it.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Some things in life turn into missions
That quite obviously was one
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ahahhha, fuck
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# O_o

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
Love the sun :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I like the expression on the sun's face.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Tjonge tjonge tjonge...
:D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Heh

That food sabotage story is quite good, if it works. It begs to be tried out.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# D:D:D:
'wanks anyway'
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# haha that was beyond unexpected
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# :)

Well, if you like what happened, the best way of showing your appreciation would be to click 'I like this'
/whores it up ;)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# lookit
lookit
lookit
lookit
lookit
lookit

lol :)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hello sah!

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *click lol*
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I like the idea of people travelling through space in cars.
or through Newcastle in rocket ships.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hahhahaha
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That is simply chilling
I wonder what was going on there
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# someone wants to be Jack the Ripper or summat
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# bollocks
baby traders
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Oh. Lovely.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# !!!
"It is not the first such case in the United States...There have been at least four other similar cases in the US."

!!!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Good grief, that's horrible!
I wonder why they did it...?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# crazy shit, crazy people
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# fucking hell.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# typical
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah, I read that earlier
and thought how Americans are so damn good at getting what they want, and don't let anything stand in their way.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# heh. this is the main basis for conversations between motivational speakers and psychotics
"But...but, when I said 'get rid of the people holding you back', I didn't mean get RID of them..."
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# The land of the brave and the free

fucking hell
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ah, i see your problem
he had it set to Shat-nav
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Whatever you do, don't set it to "Cannes"
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# don't worry, i won't
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# you can get that, you know
"turn..LEFT at.the.next....intersection"
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# i prefer
"second star....to the right....and....straight on till................................morning
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# sigh. there used to be a great everything2 node on 'shatner notation'. I wish it was still there :'(
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i just love star trek 4
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Breaking News! Some People are Idiots!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# lolzorz
:)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It wouldn't have surprised me if some Vikings turned up off the coast of Brazil at some point
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha yes
Quite unbelievable
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
#
woo!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

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