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[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# "these aren't my negatives!"
"this is some fat bird on a hen night!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Small too . . . see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Yes, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# GENIUS!!!!!!! *click*
Compo it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# bleurt ....
(Zoidaroid, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# iNtestine eyes . . .
♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# oh the night..
has a thousand colons.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Can I have one of these for a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# rapey tenacles that can see where they are going?
*fears*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *bins photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# too blue and I don't like the font.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# game over man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
very true
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# it's a good job that us folks who use b3ta aren't master hackers
as we'd just plaster the planet with CDC's

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# and the world would be a better place for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Awesome world piss!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# What a glorious world that would be!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# someone left himself logged on to a network account on my pc the other week
what do you think I changed his desktop to?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Does the Uni have roaming profiles?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# uni has an almost archaic system of logging into a server from either, linux pcs, dumb terminals
or something like cygwin on a windows pc. It allows multiple logins to multiple servers (it has some advantages like running a calculation on an 16 cpu machine etc.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# ;D
aspergers is similar to autism, and people with autism are always really focused on a certain area, i reckon his was computer hacking. that is all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# WHY DID YOU NOT STEP FORWARD
First they came for the aspergers-afflicted UFO-enthusiast hackers and you did not speak out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# He's going to get the death penalty to prove a point
No-one fucks with america
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# people with Asperger's syndrome can be so normal that you would never know something
was wrong with them unless they told you. They can also be complete fruit-loops. Hard to say what this bloke is.

/source: been in a maths department for a while...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# arseburgers
he should nuklear-ise his own face with bombs until it sprouts legs.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I Miss Digitiser


The last page of Digitiser ever. Well, I mean, they scrolled, so it wasn't the last ever, but still. Ah, nostalgia!
(rzeki, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Digitiser was fucking awesome.
You KIDS stay OUTTA my BINS!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# that's not kids in your bins
that's raccoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# it's not racoons!
it's swans!

SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS SWANS

and racoons, dressed as swans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# LIES
IT'S ALL GOOSES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# A raccoon dressed as Swann would still bowl better than Hauritz
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# swans are cunts
they chase you around lake windermere after your ice cream wafers.
however, you can use their necks for wiping your arse on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# carry a large flying pan
and twat the bastard swans!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ^ THIS
And it's Mr T's BINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I have Asperger's treat me kindly please


I only seek discrimination when it suits my purposes please
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# YELLOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# HOLLYOAKES GOSSIP
MAN KISS LADEYZ AND GETS CHLAMYDIA IN DRAMA/TEEN EDUCATION PLOT
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I thought it was aids.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Aidz is SO last century
Non lethal potentially sterlising symptomless under advertised and overly spread STDs is where it's at man, get with the infectious now!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# get down with the sickness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# You crazy kids
Gotta get hip to scabs and weeping genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# my genitals only weep
because they're lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
and because they're riddled with disease :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i swear this page already exists
ahaha

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ALWAYS press the red button!
there's a chance it could make things go boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuckbastards
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ! blarbablarba
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ghaaaaaa!
this is the stuff of nighmares!

very woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
i don't know what the fuck that is, but i can't decide if i want to kill it or take it to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# that is slightly nauseating
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# gets out 2 blindfolds...
...HOLY SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Cool, I totally didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# FLAPPING LABIA
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Aghaaaa
and then it blinks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
I bought that film the other day.

marvellous :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# haha fucking jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# my mind's voice keeps saying
'aughhhh fuck!'
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Why, oh god why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# holy shit!
this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# i like your post-apocalyptic train station
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# BIRD!
Hello!

Here's a bird that flew into my conservatory the other day:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# the last bird that was flying in my house
had been half-eaten by the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# conservatory chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
i like birds
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I'd never have guessed :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# there's a backskipper
my mum's got that same pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Greenfinch I think.
Offer grain, nuts and Earl Grey tea.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Am liking your woodcut style.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# a dove flies in slow motion through the abandoned railway station
and then the last pocket of humans opens fire on the aliens and there's a hail of bullets and shit and lasers and explosions and all the time the dove is flying through the middle of it all with it's wings gently beating particles of dust into the air to be caught by stray rays of sunlight.


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i can't see any humans
or aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# their presence is implied
all that matters is the dove.

slowly beating it's wings against the air.

the air filled with brass and plasma.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 0_0
what have you been smoking tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I fell asleep earlier
I had a dream I had before

strange

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# you wouldn't happen to be john woo, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I could be, I dunno.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# can i have your autograph, just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# yes, certainly, but I don't have one right now, so have a post with tits.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ...!...
but you can't believe it
where did all the people go
a finger on the button
static on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 9/11
its a pidgeon escaping tower 2 isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Trashbat is 2 people jumping off the twin towers and fucking on the way down
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this is powerfully awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# pizzza

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# How is babby ded? How is man get hatbabby?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# free with orders over £15
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# £15!
A king's ransom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# how is me get hatbabby?
i wants get hatbabby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# maybe we can get a factory in china to make a hatbabby
oh oh in different styles

and people have to collect them all

and we will be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# yes!
we can get madonna to wear one, they'll be famous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# dunno, will her skinny arms support the weight of it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# her arms are long gone
she replaced them with evening gloves full of worms and hoped nobody would notice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# maybe her arms had just go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# she is so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# no hatbabby...
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# xenomorph arms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# she needs to take that simuhuman suit back to the shop innit
long flight to zeta reticuli though

better take some orphans to eat on the way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# *illin*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# huzzah!
great news.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# slow hand is farting
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# shites alive!
insanely wrong but can't not look.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# *speaking for the silent majority*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# puppy!
his fur looks lovely and soft.
bet it'd make a great hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# when it gets wet...
...it smells like a wet dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# that's a horrible smell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# cute!
..what strange jowels
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# what a very symmetrical dog
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# OH BOY!
*glee hands and then orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameful cdc post
bin dun yet?

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ahhh
Give a man something to draw on and you'll always get a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# so
what you're saying is, i should give men sketch pads in order to get myself some cock? i hadn't considered that approach, i usually just flash my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# If you put etch-a-sketch knobs
over your nipples: that would work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# come in tokyo, come in tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# they always turn out square
balls to picasso!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# yeah
But watch out for paper cuts ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# those fuckers sting!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# here, have a cock, it tried to escape, so I impaled it.


It won't be messing with my bins again!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Why are my eyes watering?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it's because of all the onions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# skewer that meaty beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ya gotta show it whose boss, or it'll be controlling your every move
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i thought they did control men's every moves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I just follow it around.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# does it lead you on exciting adventures?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# not recently
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# heh
:)

adventures lead to fucking brain fucking gah anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# not always
sometimes they lead to a stomach pump and hallucinating old women
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# yeah, that's always a potential too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Haha, that woudl take forever!
Also I fucking love swede mason: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiBBs_MogAc
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Sixty years of arse buggery awaits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# nice
serves him right tho
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I can't say i'm terribly sympathetic
if you hack into the Pentagon, that's fairly heavy fucking shit

You should expect the book thrown at you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# indeed
plus he didnt share what he found with the internets
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ^this^
if there is proof of ufos I want to see it so I can have a flying car and stop paying so fucking much for petrol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# you'd just have to pay a shitload for flying-car-fuel anyway
so it's moot :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# you'll just have to pay some anti-grav tax
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# The cunt
an outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Where were you to defend me earlier?
www.b3ta.com/board/9614943

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Having quite a manic day at work I imagine
He did cause at least $700,000 of damage; and on a very simple level, why the fuck do people think they have a right to hack into computers? People who think hacking computers as something other than someone breaking into your house, or a government building, are precious cunts up their own arses as far as I am concerned


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# FREEDOM FOR THE GUILTY SEVEN!
ok, so they picked a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Shadowrun
made it look so romantic
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# "He did cause at least $700,000 of damage"
Evidence please. That figure is simply what our good ole Yankee friends told us.
They arrived at it by taking the minimum damages value required for extradition ($5000 I think) and multiplying it by the number of computers he accessed.
He didn't do any damage, he simply forced them to spend money on security that they should have had in the first place.

Yes, he should be tried. No, it should not be in the US.

I'm sick of seeing our government bending over and taking it up the arse from a country that kidnaps and tortures people.
A very "special relationship" indeed.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Why not in the US?
That's where he committed his crime. Hiding behind a monitor doesn't excuse you from causing damage elsewhere. That financial figure was quote on the news and I should imagine quite a liberal figure given they had to completely figure out how the guy got through their defenses in the first place; involving people on daily salaries I can't even imagine, given it ultimately involves US national defense

Edit: This is what he potentially might have put into jeopardy:

US Navy:
332,000 personnel
280 ships, 3,700 aircraft

US Airforce:
327,452 active personnel
5,573 aircraft, of which 2,286 are fighters
450 ICBMs
46 satellites

US Army:
Size 1,090,000+

If you can't make the connection as to why they might be concerned about being hacked into and not wanting to simply shrug this one of, realistically you may be ever so slightly naive.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I disagree
He did not commit his crime in the US. He's never been to the US.
He did it here.

That figure is an artificially inflated one which conveniently makes it an extraditable offence.
If you have any understanding of what he actually did, you'll know that the damages figure is total bullshit.

They simply want to use him as a scapegoat for some appallingly lax security.

edit :
Thanks for the edit with the armed forces data, but it doesn't have any bearing on the fact that they have deliberately lied about the damages for the purposes of making an example of him.
If you don't believe that then it's you who is naive.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# "He did not commit his crime in the US. He's never been to the US"
But he hacked into a computer system physically based in the United States, I am confused as to why you don't grasp this. This seems completely obviously to me.

So therefore he shouldn't be prosecuted for his crimes in the United States, where he committed them? Are you suggesting we don't take cyber crime seriously?

This is a reasonably tight fit; the guy has been caught hacking the most powerful military machine on earth; which has subsequent ramifications for us all, and expects leniency? It's all very cute and naive, but he should have always expected everything thrown at him before he connected to the internet and behaved like a twat, with some obviously dazzling cunning.I never intended to post the above as some justification for what has transpired, but some of your reactions have been incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I grasp your argument, I just don't agree with it.
I'm well aware of where the IT systems are and I don't condone what he did. I am simply of the opinion that his offence was committed here.

Quite frankly, I'm just as surprised by your reaction as you seem to be by mine.

I'm afraid we'll just have to agree to disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Moments like this need a good beer garden to iron understandings out ;)
Life isn't an abc affair
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# says the same person whose profile says "I don't like bullies"
The USA are the biggest bullies in the playground. We should tell them to stick their extradition case up their arse.

If he did something illegal while in the UK, prosecute him here.

Using anti-terror laws to extradite an idiot script kiddie is just plain wrong.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# he did something illeagle in cyberspace
and in essence the crime was committed in the colonies as that’s where the action of looking at restriced materials happend.
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# no
his eyes are here, so any looking he did was done here
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# yes but where did he take the data from?
the US. therefore the theft occurred there he merely looked at his ill-gotten gains at his house, the theft took place in the US.
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# He has not been charged with theft
and he has not deprived them of any data.

If you're going to spout off about the case, at least do some basic research into it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# thats my opinion.
however what’s with your apparent hatred of america and the urge you feel to argue the toss with people in an attempt to make them she the world through your point of view? Well that’s my opinion of what you’re doing.
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Nothing wrong with arguing your point of view with people.
Besides, you posted your opinion first, presumably in "an attempt to make them see the world through your point of view", so it's fair game.

I like America and its people just fine (well most of them). It's the politicians, both there and here, that I have a problem with.

Still, if you want to continue to jump to erroneous conclusions by making false assumptions, be my guest.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# the moon is made of cheese.
you are right expressing opinions are just fine however when they clash and there isn’t a lot of information available then one can only make assumptions. I do however agree with you about the politicians.
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# NO
Mr. McKinnon left a message in one Pentagon computer making clear that his actions were politically motivated. In court, they represented the message as having said: “U.S. foreign policy is akin to government-sponsored terrorism. I will continue to disrupt at the highest possible level.”
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# so he threatens one of the world powers
and then seams shocked when they take action?
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i know, right?
"but, but, i have aspergers!"

yeah, sorry pal...
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# He also left a message mocking 9/11
Not the smartest thing to do, but neither message makes him a terrorist.
If it did, there's an awful lot of b3tards, myself included, who should be expecting a knock on the door.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# still a threats a threat
especially if its towards a military power, even more so when you have shown that you can inflict the damage/ disruption you promise
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# they should just nuke him from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# whilst that would be entertaining
the fallouts not worth it
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# fair enough
till we have more of the facts, i'll refer to this comment
www.b3ta.com/board/9616139
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Is that you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# GUILTY
send him to the former colonies
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# fuck that
we got enough poms here already!
(awaits pedantic geography lesson!)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# who he?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Honestly mate, can't take you anywhere ;)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8179059.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Bah :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha
she don't appeal to me much so she stands no hope with the man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# d3-l33t3D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# He's the British guy who hacked into the Pentagon and NASA and is now going to be extradited to the US
Where he'll no doubt face a jury of his peers. Hm.

Moar: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8179059.stm
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Jury of his peers?
A brit in the US, he doesnt stand a fecking chance! poor bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ^this
in all honesty he's been a silly boy, no harm done, give him a couple of years in a low security prison and let him out in a couple of weeks when the fuss has died down
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I know who he is now just never seen his face though...till now

looking for ufos..classic


I wouldn't worry about him anyway, they'll just give him a job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I can't but help think this
he may be offered something highly lucrative in exchange for some shower soap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# if he can hack into us government systems then he's good enough to work for them :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# they should give him a job
he can help improve their security
(radial head fracture, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# this is always a good picture
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Haha
I thought prison bum rape in America was a bit of a Hollywood myth, but I looked it up and there are thousands of cases a year.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# where do i get a ticket
or how does one hack the pentagons computer and set off world war 3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Well, he figured it out
perhaps that's what they have been worried about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# they don't need to worry 'bout me
i have trouble enough logging onto this site never mind hacking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *one of the finest hackers, ever*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# BANDWAGON!


I really need a better selection of fonts!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# that wagon rolled on through a while back
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Compo it
For the font alone
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# LOL!
I cant remember the name of the fecking font now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I prefer...


sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Yay for Hansock
and his funky shadess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# dafont.com
you need fonts. it has fonts. you get fonts.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# FANGS!
downloading as you read! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# what the christ
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Fuck
(McPete needs a new job, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Needs much, much more Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Yes, but how much, exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# pi %
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# THIS MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# wicked!!
thats almost beautiful
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Damn straight!
It's Fuhrer Friday... Fishermanash you have paved the way to the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# your right about that
needs plenty of Hitler.
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# lolcats on teletext
That would be the end
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Shit in my cunt, that teletext thingy is going to be big

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# "Your cunt has the sweetest shit I've ever wanked".
- Glenn Close
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# been done more times than Jordan
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# an shes had more pricks than
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
a second hand dart board
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# a blind acupuncturist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# REST IN HELL, COCKSMOKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
#
I've been thinking Bobby Robson was Ron Atkinson all day.
(1.618..., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# SIR BOBBY GANDALF!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# RIP Bobby Moore :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# RIP Bob Marley
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# RIP Blobfish :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# RIP Mr Blobby :'(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# RIP Bob the Builder :'(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# RIP Bob Upindowninwater :'(
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# RIP Bob Monkhouse
Am I A little late on this one?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# R.I.P Billy the Fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# R.I.P Billy Elliot :<
They can never take your legs away
except with a machete
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAH
omg

*wipes strongbow off monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ice cube
spotify:track:2MuJbBWAVewREJmB8WdGJ3
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# no have the spotify
youtube link?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# You no have spotify?
It rocks! Gaz me if you want an invite, I have a few left.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhSnGpvA5g
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# you disgust me, a man has died
and he told other men how to kick a ball around a field of trimmed grass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# THIS^

btw: i've not laughed so much all day, cheers for that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oh dear
have a nice horlicks or something. It'll be fine tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# it never is
its mostly just cunts everywhere

I might go 'Into the Wild' at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# You'll only start developing an irrational hatred for trees
by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# never Nature
for it is last refuge of the honest man
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Walden was only there to bugger wildlife
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# danke for the doobage japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yup, everthing is kosher here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# PASTRAMI TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Gimme hope Jo-Anna

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH MOTHERCUNTER!
We gonna rock down to, electric aveenuue
spotify:track:32ad0ZupTeXWXEarOfLtuz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He always seemed the type.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# condoms made of baby bladder
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I see. The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ENJOY HELL, COCKFISTER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# i shouldn't have, but i did lolz!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# YEAH FOR POPULATION CONTROL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# People misusing the word legend earlier, so just to clarify...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I have no idea at all who the guy on the right is at all at all at all.
However, in the world of football, Sir Bobby was most definitely a legend. He was also just a fucking top bloke and gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I concur with the Right Hon. Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Anyone who whilst suffering what must have been horrendous pain
whilst battling the final stages of cancer who gets out there and still campaigns to raise money for cancer research gets the vote from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Exactly
I watched the testimonial game to him at the weekend, a rematch of the 1990 World Cup semi final. He looked pretty happy.

You could also say the timing was scarily good, I suppose.

Hm.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I actually didn't know the match was on until the last 10 minutes of the game :(
Shame he had to see Newcastle be in their worst state ever though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hmmmm
you seem to forget the late eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Probably :)
I am guessing you are a Geordie then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yep
sad times :(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# A word of warning, appreciate the Championship.
I fear you may do a Charlton/Southampton/Leeds* if Mike Ashley doesn't reduce his asking price soon enough.

/Charlton supporter blog

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It's looking more likely
as the days go by...oh to be Barcelona and be owned by the fans.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Oh no,
to be Real Madrid and owned by the fans ;)

But seriously, him asking £100 million when you were in the Premiership was fucking ridiculous when piled on top of your £400 million debt. Man United would be lucky to get that. In the Championship he is just having a fucking laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# He's a shit businessman
by all acounts. Sports Direct is tanking, too.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It can tank all it wants as far as I'm concerned.
The cheaper my trainers the better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I concur also
meant more to me than Michael Jackson, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Aye,
he was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well said
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I agree with everything you just said.
Especially about not knowing you the guy on the right is.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# they both die in sucky ways
about him

He was not involved in football and therefore didn't do anything of value.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# This man is an actual legend
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Carl once dressed me up like Mike Gatting
(Wrighty, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# WHY?
Did it involve GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# and a 12ft fallopian tube, the smell still haunts me
(Wrighty, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I win.
John Legend
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9615959
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# YES THIS IS CORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# finally
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ... although
www.b3ta.com/board/9615823
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# just to clarify

leg-end
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# pet him, go on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# does he bite?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# no, he sucks though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# BONUS!
a mouth is a mouth! i'll take three!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# this
is good
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Does anyone know freebase's actual name?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Huh.
So what's vimod's?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Huh.
Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Weaslecock
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# his name is 'leavemethefuckaloneb3tayouallkilledmebutimnevergoingaway'
i think
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Boobt Robson is a legend
*Click* for Bobby - man was a legend amongst legends.
(wobbler, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Thanks for the tip


this any better
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# No it isnt
Now in the words of Charlie Brooker

"GO AWAY"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Best catchphrase for a show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# END OF THE SHOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Hitler Balls are Hitler and Balls!


Click for full image (250kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I suppose there's a series in here.

Hitler, Zappa, Maddie, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# high class art
but whose is the spunk? was tim tossing towards wilson or did he spit it on the fence?

ive desturbed myself with that question!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# It's early snow you sick fucking wrenchtwatter
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# No
clearly he has lost his Sturb.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Pffft!
^ thus
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# me dont do spilling and grammor
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Our school system is wasted :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# about half of my teachers where well pissed anyway
infact, we must have had about 4 bottles of vodka from our french teachers desk!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# well it dont help I'm so dyslexic
I qualify for the special Olympics.
but lets be honest the worst people on the net are the spelling Nazis :)
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I agree!
Theres nothing worse than a smug person going round correctifying postages!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# bit of both me thinks
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Fucking hell
Photobucket has deleted my epic Willy & Sex Cock anim :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# There, batsards!

rehosted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Proper cringed on that one!
I can't remember what that practice is called, but I know that when I read about it I was nearly sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Docking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Cheers.
\/
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Don't tell me it's an actual thing that people do

Also: apparently this and this is okay with photobucket, but not this:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# NEEDS MORE FUCKING KELLOGS YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Needs more fucking Hitler you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I fucked Hitler in the cunt once

I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This has me wondering
if anyone has ever fucked a jap's eye!
What would the said sex act would be called!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# See epiphany's response to me above.
DON'T read about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I thought I'd invented it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# *cancels google search*




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I think cock docking is just putting it in someone elses foreskin
and Jap eye fucking is something else all together
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Google IMAGES
weirdness
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I hear people do that..never seen it mind!
have seen a vid of a girl getting her urethral opening done bandy..was sick stuff
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Owwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Totally unrelated nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Sorta Related
Wanted to post something for the Kitten Sports challenge but didn't get there in time. Obviously, I'm not eligible to win, but special/retarded kitties are fun for everyone! :)

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(The_Flea, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Nice choice of kitten.
Micro$oft Paint?

Welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# more like nosesense
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Proof Tim Alan is a rasict...


The comedy never ends..
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# WILSON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
#
a racist not funny....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# That's ten unfunny posts from you

STRIIIIKE....YOUR OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You're not gonna treat him like your girlfriend are you? ;)
Seriously though, hope she is ok....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Couple of broken fingers, concussed toe, graze marks on shoulder and back, sore bum, dizziness

/funny remark about this not being different from after making sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# haha @ proposed remark
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Oh shitty!
However, does she have to have metal pieces to hold her together now? If not, she is nowhere near as cool as me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# We can rebuild her...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# We have the techgnopslogy!



Also, I can't wait until Tuesday when they change my cast so I can take pictures as proof of me being a robot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# haha
*relates*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# JACKIE CHAN!
JACKIE CHAN!

OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ETHAN HAWKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# No I'm not.
YES YOU ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# You mean Jackie CHIN.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ROFLCHOPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# She doesn't

and possibly isn't.

HAWT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# That's so hawt.....
*makes green tinged movie*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Im new to all this..
cant help being unfunny,its been an infliction I've had all my life. :)
(fishermanash, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *affliction
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# PRO TIP

make your next image involve dicks, vimods and/or squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Don't listen to them, everyone has to start somewhere.
One day you will be funny and they will be ashamed of themselves*.







*Warning: May contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# DIdn't we tell you to fuck off last week?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# so the reason you see him from the nose up is to hide his tache?
all those seasons and not a single gas chamber built for his lovely nieghbour
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

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