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# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# those things really exist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
#
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
#
*drills*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *yelps*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
I saw you in the snack aisle. I'm sure you were checking me out because my shirt was a deep V-neck and I was showing cleavage. I hope I didn't scare you away when you saw the pregnancy test in my shopping cart. Please don't judge me, based on this. It was negative anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# jesus christ :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# so you don't want me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Wimp. Real men use gas powered models.
www.b3tards.com/u/91cbdca9d1a966f4d086/vm3000.jpg - linked for work safety. No goatse involved...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Boris Gump............Mornin'.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# lol
Woo - this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# fantastic
is there any difference between Boris an forest..both a bit mentalist
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yes, one's a clueless mumbling buffoon
and the other's a two time oscar winner.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# haha thanks
for clearing that up for me
(fishermanash, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Heh heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :)
No Boris No
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# 'ningles all. Slow today.


deris
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Plum infront
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'd rather not think where you keep your plums.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nestled
in my pants like two little chicks snuggled safely from the summer rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Shame the shelter hasn't been washed for weeks though.

God it's quiet. People better not have gone out and got lives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I know. Inconsiderate buggers.
Don't they know it's raining out?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Not raining here.
Jebus must love me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I think Jesus would love just about anyone if you gave him the opportunity.
He's a well known sex addict.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah he bats well above his average for a fictional being!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# You think police would have seen
through that fake beard ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Meh
Sting is a spack eyed flid anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *wakes up*
wuh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# You were in a terrible accident, do you remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
The only thing we could save was his ring piece and his brain. We had to put the two togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# It's okay
They have rebuilt you into a vicious killing machine for the US Government. Your first mission is to eliminate everyone who may ever take part in the world gurning championships.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Dog food

Yum yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Don't cook it on a BBQ
It's not for grills!
Edit : Have a Walkie-Talkie Yorkie. With a Forkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# roftles!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# That's terrierism!
(Cloudane, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# 1. Serve my own interests 2. Protect my own interests 3. Uphold the catfood
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# How hatstand.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I bought a compass.

Still learning how to scan and retouch in Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# step one : use a scanner
step two load up in photoshop ;)

Very vintage man!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ta
It's more selecting lines and filling colours I can't get my head around.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Use the magic wand tool mr. Potter
or exploit the mysterious powers of google to find your nearest photoshop tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I've always found the magic wand to be a bit wild
but I'm obviously using the tolerance badly. Google here I come.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Duplicate, invert colours, set to overlay
Makes everything look good. If your definition of good is what it comes out as.

edit: hang on, I've misremembered that, it looks shite. Disregard me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Veh pretty
Kept me amused for a couple of minutes, working out exactly what you'd done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It was surprisingly more fun than it probably should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# don't always scan at the highest resolution your scanner lets you..
For a file which is going to be for the web or e-mail,
72 to 96 dpi will be fine.

For printing,
300 dpi should be adequate, but experiment with the same picture at different resolutions.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I did scan it at 300dpi
which is a bad habit. I'll remember this for the future - thanks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# 300 dpi is good for intricate things, but it'll hugely increase the files size..so look out for that.
it's all trial and error,

I usually scan and preview before I do anything
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# if you have a straight edge, you can try squaring the circle. should keep you busy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
Pair of compasses. Unless you hope to navigate by it.

Totally fab, by the way.
(nickspoon 55 million kilometres to Mars, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ta.
You're right of course. If you'd have told me that at school, I'd have tattooed you with it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Huzzah! Normality is resumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Haha
This is curiously good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
took me a moment to notice the legs!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Wa-hey!
It's the legs that freak me out the most O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# fat titted hose beast


nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# heheheheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Dun better
than I.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# superb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That sir...
...is stunningly done. Have a WOO and a *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Seamless like a brand new bra...


Click for bigger (164 kb)
and www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/01/2642997.htm?section=justin
in no particular order. Without of course any context or continuity - as per my usual posting practice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Seamless is too good a word for this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well...it's still an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're implying
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Swne Flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# and i accept the prize for most fucking obvious answer ever
I didn't bother with the link because the picture was so shit, I just assumed it meant she was a pig
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# That my technique was..
less than expert.
Also that Katie Price (& Peter Andre by proxy) are ugly swine-flu faced munters.
As I said - no context or continuity, Sat. arvo, many beers, getting bored with 2142 and a leave pass to go out tonight.
Yay.
EDIT: Prize goes to Gooch - well done.*wink*
ppls heard of "mouseover" or what?????
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# she's such a vapid hose beast
I take my hat off to peter though..
4 years without killing her dead is bloody good going
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# 4 years of getting the same spray-on-tan
will do that to you. ;-)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 5:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 6:25, archived)
#
(__, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)
# PISS A SHIT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 6:29, archived)
#
wondermark.com/538/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:12, archived)
# my first thought was
You are the weakest link. Goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)
# cuntz in jumpers

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# LEVEL5: UNLOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ZAMBONI RIDES MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# You bad bad, bad bad man!
Naughty pointlesscamel! Naughty!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I HAS A DUAL HMG MOUNT
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# awww kyooot!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# YAY!.................................................GO TEAM!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Give me an F...
(gtfomh, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# F!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# if only
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
#
(gtfomh, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# bindun...
... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# aw :(
makes sense
(gtfomh, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Yep


I wondered why this was in my collection
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# HE LOVES IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I never giggled so much in my life on b3ta like when I first saw this.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a photoshopper!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Nothing like a morning lol
To start the day, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# They even have matching belly button fluff!
I shit you not!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Mein Gott!!
Grassierenden Horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Gooooooooo Freebase!
(gtfomh, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# WHHHAAAAHAAAAAOOOOOOOYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# His latest invention
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Is there anything he can't do?
Apart from arithmetic, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# prototype zamboni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Let's all go again!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i need to get a graphics tablet of my own :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# POW! IT'S GMoS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Now this I like,
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# *peas along*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Old pea is old pea.
www.b3ta.com/board/6102119
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# My job for tonight is done.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6345492

A celebratory drink is in order, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I've chosen vodka and fake Red Bull.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# this confirms you're a massive gay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Of course I'm gay.
Apparantly, all male travel agents are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# It's cause you got bumraped with a leek in pontipandy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# OH GOD THE MEMORIES.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# hahahahaha Internets: serious business
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more Ass burgers!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# he is very creepy
and now i'm going to bed.
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Pretty fucking conclusive I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# love the logic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# hahaha I love you man.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# hahha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# WITH A SMILE LIKE THAT, HE'D BE GREAT AT SELLING USED CARS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# the aliens sent swine flu to help us when our genome remaps in 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha
I don't even know who that is *Googles*


Edit: HA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# digestive, anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahhhahhhahahhahahahaha
hhahhahhahahha HAHHA HHAHAH HAH


i like this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] teletext is super cool retro internet retro styles punk cool retro hop retro cool with diamonds so if telletext dies so must i and you all can just suck batman's fat hairy dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# TAKE EM TO CHURCH NIGGA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# NO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# wobba wobba wobba
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Grover is the most inconsequential character
Jim Henson ever created. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# what about mister snuffaluffagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# He actually did something,
and was at least a MOTHERFUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTH!

Grover never did anything, and he was just a lankier, fatter, bluer Elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yes
but he was an annoying woolly prick with huge eyelashes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You're an annoying prick with huge eyelashes :(
You may be wooly, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i am not!
my eyelashes are actually quite small
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Oh, it all makes sense now,
You're just jealous of his eyelashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# curses!
my secret shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Busted bitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha!
it's been a while since someone said that to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Look below, it's your lucky night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ah bitch, you got jacked bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# don't call me a bitch, you bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# be quiet bitch I'm tryin' to beat on a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# don't be bitchin' at me, bitch
leave that bitch alone and shut your bitch ass up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Damn I'm gonna bust a nut in your eye bitch
just to show you where I'm comin' from, naaaahh'mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# you're going to bust a nut
in my eye.
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yo yap that bitch
she try to spaz out then smack that bitch
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i see.
tell me, have you ever considered anger management?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
What? My whole family nuts. Run up yo' stash house,
tie granny up, make you strip butt-naked
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i don't have a granny
and i'm already naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpkSQTSI2o
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ah
that explains why i'd never heard of it. i don't like rap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I fucking love MOP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Fo sheezy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I assume you own a copy of Adam F: Kaos.
If not, get it, it is fucking immmense!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# No I don't but I've written that down now.
How gangsta of me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# The fella, Adam F,
was a Drum n Bass producer but he made Kaos: Anti-Acoustic Warfare and as far as I am concerned, had as much of an impact as Dre with 2001. It is an amazing album with MOP, LL Cool J, De La Soul, Pharoahe Monch, redman, Capone, Noreaga and shedloads more appearing on it. I fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that sound's more like me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# He pre-dates Elmo by decades.
Elmo's just some toddler-pleasing cunt that Henson mashed out one day when he saw his erection ratings sagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Calm down, you're getting a bit too upset about a children's puppet show.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You sure about that? I think you would actually find that Grover only appeared 2 years before Elmo.
Granted, he wasn't credited as Elmo originally, just a monster, but still.

Anyway, that is irrelevant. Elmo is a million times more interesting on a day to day basis then Grover could ever be.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# you're fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh I am am I?
Well do you know what? Your mum's gay and you're a cunt :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# take back what you said!
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# No, I won't.
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Reading between the lines,
I'd say you quite like Grover?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# one of my favorite muppets
The gentlest of all.

It IS a shame he never married, though.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I fear that you are mistaken
Grover was gainfully employed and very good at his job.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GOGNE0nWHk

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# THIS ^^
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I love that sketch :D
However, that is all he ever did. Cause trouble for paying customers. The more I think about it, he is an utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Again, I must assert that you are mistaken
He was also a messenger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnGzpoDK_xQ

And a taxi driver.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4p_rX74TgI

And a hot dog salesman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZpIHFMC84c
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Again, he was causing trouble for paying customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Mr. Johnson didn't pay for his sing-and-dancing telegram.
I put it to you that it is actually the blue twat who is a cunt. Ha so there.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Grover and I would like to thank you for your help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# i LOVE Grover!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I never said I wasn't a fan....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I think I understand your point. Sweet and gentle, yes.
...but sadly also very ineffectual. If was fighting for my life (with sticks, against James Kirk), I would NOT pick him to be on my side. Would I want to get high with him though? Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Ah, Your youth involved more getting high
than fighting for your life against james Kirk with sticks *breathes* AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# OMG, you're my shrink :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# That F stands for Five hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :D
I am a massive Muppets and Sesame Street Fan. But he was shit. He was however, as you say, lovely :D

My personal favourites were Gonzo and Animal on The Muppet Show, and Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street :D Closely followed by Cookie Monster and Elmo. I also loved the guy painted on the glass. He wasn't a muppet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i agree with you about gonzo and animal
but when it comes to sesame street, i much preferred bert and ernie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# gayers.
Oscar was clearly the best character on seasame street, and you could do worse looking up to him as a role model. *puts on garbage bin lid hat*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yes, he is a role model
if you want to live in a bin and sell the big issue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Oscar the Grouch FTMFW!

He was not only grouchy, but he also had a heart of gold!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZr-O6olCY4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdu3dA2RdTA&feature=fvw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
I was expecting that to be that shit song you always link ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I only do that to killerkitti
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Bert and Ernie were cool,
well, Ernie was, Bert was just a pathetic moody pervert in an age before the internet. He would have played World of Warcraft if he were still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# exactly
my 2 best mates are just like them. the "bert" one spends most of his time playing WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# THREEEE BAAATS AH AH AH AH AH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Supergrover fields forever !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SGFTW!

( www.rovedaily.com.au )
Rove is a shortarse wanker - taking the piss is
like breathing - you have to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# gah the smug little shit's webpage is worse than his show.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Silly git.
Not one of the best characters. Cookie Monster was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# ^fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Oh yeah?
www.b3ta.com/board/9616334 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# heh
i've never watched an entire episode, but you better believe i know about cookie monster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oscar the Grouch and Slimey FTW fuckers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQaq0-9eqNc&NR=1&feature=fvwp
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# had to get this out of my head. now you can have it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# grover was cool because he was a thug
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# hello sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hello dead jawa on mars
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# how the fuck are you, cuntface?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# im just blowing in the wind >>> getting french with the ghetto police inseperable
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# yeah man, Grover was muthafuckin hustla.

kind of like the 'Huggy Bear' of Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Gotta love grover
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# "Feeling a bit sick now to be honest"
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# STAY AWAY FROM McDONALDS
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Stab you quick, burn you slow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i want an ice cream now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I wanted it first!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# no, you wanted to stab and burn him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I did that now I want ICE CREAM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# murder always makes me hungry, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I could murder some ICE CREAM, but that
would just make me hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# that's why i don't murder chinese people
an hour later, you're ready for another one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# OMG! YOU ETHAN HAWKE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha!
YOU JACKIE CHAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Yes, yes I am.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Aww!
Cutey kitteh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Woo
yay

catsinhatsincatsinhats
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# WHERE'S VIMOD?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# found him!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Is he the one in the middle ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bottom middle to the left as you look at it :D

White shirt, looks like he is about to sex the hairy backed man,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# you're not supposed to give it away
you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# you can't call me a cunt
i already called YOU a cunt

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Guys, guys.
You're BOTH cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# fuck off, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Fuck off back to /talk you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# :( This terrible bullying is just that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Oh fuck off you whiney cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Fuck off you fucking Cunt!
If I want to call you a cunt, I will call you a fucking cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i....
... ok
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# what a cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# who the fuck asked you?
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Some cunt, looked a lot like you actually
fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Sounds like a cunt.
By the way, you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I cunt believe you said that
why don't you try not being a giant cunt for once.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I did try once,
but then I remembered you were a massive weeping cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# this has gone too far..
YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Oh fuck off you cunt!
You actually bought a t-shirt off this cunt, so you must be a fucking massive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# FUCK
..and i still don't have a picshure :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# this isn't over
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# That's what you think cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# YOU LOVE ME CUNTY MCNUGGET CUNTJANGLE
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# yes
yes i do :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# You're such a huMONGus cunt
I could fit all the other cunts inside you twice and have a cunt
party in the ALBERT CUNTING HALL OF CUNTS (That's YOU, cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I should have made it harder. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Well seeing Vimod made me a bit harder, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Call me a weirdo if you like,
but I don't make a habit of sending pics of my cock to random northern birds on the interwebs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# So you DO do it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i don't mind being called a northern bird
because i am one, but random?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Yes, your elbow is your shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what?
i never knew picasso was my dad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# He's not, he's your mum.
LOL! HOW RANDOM IS THAT?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# DAMN YOU, MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# That all depends. If its too hard, he'll find you and chop it off.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# allow me
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# not quite, the hairy backed man is about to be B&
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh fuck! Nooooooooooooo!
He was just planning on a Gr& day out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# he should have thought of the consquences before kicking s& everywhere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I understand your point, but you have to admit that sometimes in life you just have to play your H& and see what happens....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# vimod doesn't p&er to anyone though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# especially to those living in Engl&
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# He can fly an unm& space ship on his own
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# he's rimming wally's corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Found him!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i picked him out too quickly
I am worried about myself now :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)

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