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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)

This is bloody wonderful!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)

thanks

my house stinks like incense now :(

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)

I got stung by one of them on the beach the other week.

It wasn't very bloody wonderful then, I can assure you.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)

Quiet, you!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

That's pretty cool there Mr elbow!

Me likes :D

EDIT: Oh and by the way, the vinyl pic is framed and on my wall :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)

*glee*

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)

I likes this :D

a lot a lot :)

better delete it though before Michael soils the thread with 'lol'birds

:D

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)

Nah, it's fine.

I like arts, I don't like Notts County though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)

But everybody likes sven!

don't they? :D

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Actually, I don't really have anything against him at all. He did well as a coach for England, but he was shit at managing the players.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)

Looking back at him whilst at England, he was actually bloody good for quite a while

Some fat bloke made a song about him and everything.

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)

That said, he's never made an attacking substitution in his fucking life.

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

True dat bro!

I think the thing is with him is that he is never spectacular. He grinds out results with his teams, but that means dick in cup competitions.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)

SVEN SVEN SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON!

HE'S A LOVELY BLOKE! BUT DON'T FORGET THAT HE'S FROM SWEDEN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

I SCORNED YOU WITH ' '

FEEL MY SCORN

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)

I probably would be upset if you weren't ginger ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

you hear them shouting it in the streets:

"BEWARE, YOUNG TRAVELLER, HIS HAIR IS RED WITH RAGE."

and it's true, you know.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)

Nice!

Technuiqe/tutorial?

(Peter_G, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)

flipped inverted then playing with colour balance?

at a guess.

a particularly uneducated one mind. :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)

I would say he took the pic himself though, as he takes fucking gorgeous photos!

saffenphotography.com/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

I would of said so

so much so that I felt no need to say it.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)

*tries to resist the temptation*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)

it will only encourage more mistyped butcherings of the english langage

and increased capitalizations.

I'd say your best bet is to measure the size of the font of on screen and make lots of same sized stickers with the word have, or maybe 've to save space, and then stick them over the things that offend you.

:)

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)

OK.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

*waits expectantly*

I don't want to have to do it...

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)

to OF to do it....

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)

haha

I could care less :p

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)

michael is a fool to himself.. I'd OF probably taught myself out of it by now if it wasn't as funny to see him strop :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

Well you say that Simon,

but you actually make yourself look horrendously retarded by doing it constantly.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

*does the horrendously retarded dance*

*which is ironically well co-ordinated*

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

If I didn't love you so much, I would probably hate you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)

pretty simple

flash is behind and to the right of the smoke... invert in photoshop.. voila!

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)

*panders* ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9625854

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)

thanks

i'll be famous now

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

Oooooo, lovely.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

wow!

beautiful form and colours:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)

cheers :)

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)

Oooooh!

That's lovely Mof!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)

nice!

how?

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)

A sneeze

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)

It's just a digital painting, custom brushes.

I made a few of them, first of all just trying to make fake smoke, then making sort-of figures out of them

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)

They are very, very nice.

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)

sweeet

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)

you do the pretty pictures :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

Smoke . . . up in . . . cool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)

now open the windows!

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

Football season starts today!

I for one am interested to see how Notts County does with their new director of football...

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)

ROFFLE!

Needs more seams though....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Hello Simon :D

Have a lolbird, I forgot how many I made in such a short space of time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

Ha ha!

New lolheron:

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)

:D Although, drop shadows are not allowed for lolbirds! They must be badly outlined!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

Oh drat, I've been doing my lolbirds wrong

*hangs head in shame*

Edit: Also, poor baldy birdy!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)

That's ok, you're allowed one mistake :P

you're allowed one mistake :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

finally you produced a lolbird that made me laugh

well done, you shall be granted a quick and painless demise when the time of the ginger uprising comes.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)

How about this one?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)

Pfft!

Glub...glub...glub...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)

One more left after this one......:D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)

racist lolbird is racist, Michael.

this is you:

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)

Racist lolbird?

Also, your lolbird is a fucking bull you cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)

I was more thinking along the lines of

this

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is actually pretty fucking awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)

make that two

ALSO: awwwww.

ALSO ALSO: while searching for the above link i typed nigge... and from that point google suggested niggersniggersniggers along side niggerniggersniggers... bizarre.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)

And this one?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)

still twice

this covers the jaws one as well.. I'd reply to that thread but talking to you once is arduous enough :D

ALSO: ONEMANBANDWAGON!

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)

Ha. Like I care ;) Have a new one ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

Fancy a phalacrocorax?^^

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)

SHAG!

*lights flash*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)

Oh I say, old chap,

thats a bit much, what?

:D

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)

Because you have made an issue of it, you are a racist!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)

Aw, no, don't be sad, little birdy!

let herraffe cheer you up!

Yes, Im just whoring this cos it's my favourite thing.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)

I think I've just found a racist youtube...

www.wntube.net white nationlists tube... (NOT SAFE FOR SANE PEOPLES... ESPECIALLY IF AT WORK)

from their guidlines:
YouTube employs the Jewish Supremacist group, Anti-Defamation League (ADL), to determine which videos meet the ADL's definition of "hate." You can bet the ADL's definition of hate excludes Jewish Supremacism from its litmus test.

3. Upload videos which accurately reflect reality and do not unfairly mischaracterize White Nationalists or White Nationalist ideology. In our definition, White Nationalism is the advocacy of White survival, White separation and White prosperity wherever our race may live. That is what White Nationalism means to us. WNTube stands for White Nationalism, and this site will not be used to undermine the objectives of White Nationalism or to advocate any other conflicting or unrelated goal.

I'm suprised that it took to rule 3 before the hypocracy set in.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)

I am surprised you found this site....

EDIT: Also, i would advise anyone against visiting said site. I just clicked on the first video I saw and it was of dead people, ignoring the unbridled racism. Not nice :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)

i wanted to see why google had niggersniggersniggers

as a suggested search... it's apparently a song by the racist redneck rebels.

I also quite like things that anger me.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)

I do like showing them up for what they are, but having watched one video on there,

as I said above, I felt sick.

Do you know what cheers me up? LOLBIRDS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)

I approve of this one-band-man-waggon

Every F5, a new lolbird :D

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)

editted :)

didn't look at the first video as I came in on it by link..

I'm watching a clip of fox news on it. I am riled.

ALSO: third.

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)

Hm, I should contact them

photobucket deleted my Hitler. I mean, what the FUCK???

yes, I know it serves me right for using photobucket, but it's kinda hand for lazy noobular people like me

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)

you could of been arrested for making a golden nazi saluting gnome

count yourself lucky :P

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)

-_-

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)

O_o

I mean...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)

this V

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8163918.stm

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)

Ahhhhhh.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)

Pffft!

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

*rubs hands with glee*

My boys get to humiliate Newcastle Utd live on BBC1 on Saturday!

Boingboing!

What a start to the season.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

oooh even better

and it looks like newcastle will be wearing their lovely new away kit! :D

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about

so here is an abortion hamster

(Peter_G, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)

you turned your hamster into a FIGHTING MACHINE!!!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)

baby-killing machine.

Makes me sound more cool if I own one of those.

(Peter_G, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)

*tries to explain this image*

*fails*

And if that is you that made that pic, you have fat thighs and I don't like you very much.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)

I didn't make it

And my thighs bring all the boys to the yard, that's right, they're better than yours.

(Peter_G, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)

Damn right they're better than yours?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I'd have to charge you a nominal fee.

(Peter_G, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)

taking that off is gonna sting...

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

It's Super Heron!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post497293

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)

*checks image challenge suggestion*

Heroin? *clicks*

Nicely :D

Have a lolbird!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHA, what the shuddering fuck? :D

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)

LOLBIRDS FTW! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)

O HAI cute little lolbird :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

THAT'S A BLADDY CHICKEN!

A BLADDY JAPANESE CHICKEN!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)

herons!

www.b3ta.com/board/6647234

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)

Bloop! Bloop!

It's da sound a da bindun police!

Nicely :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)

I fucking love this!

It made me do a squeaky laugh like a girl.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)

That is Ace!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

this has made my face smile of the bigs

yup yup

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arrangedletters, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

It's a biplane

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)

__________________
EDIT: I discovered a gallery of very 'shoppable nerds here:
www.holytaco.com/nerds-gallery
(but you've probably seen these images before anyway)

__________________

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)

you have my parents photo album

aicmfp

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McBadger COW, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)

Pissage :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)

it's frightening how much this guy looks like my old man circa 78/79!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)

In all honesty,

he doesn't look a thing like my old man, I'm not ugly like you ;)

However, what always amazes me about photos of my dad and his friends, and people in general in the late 70's, is how loose their shirts always appear to be round the neck.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)

it's true, I am a right fuckin munter!

it's all in the moustache :D

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McBadger COW, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)

Arf!

Talking of facial hair, I only had my second shave since I broke my arm today. It is so fucking hard to shave with only one hand, let alone your weak hand. I strongly advise against ever breaking your arm.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

that's something I'll bear in mind

I might just go off and grow a tasche now

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McBadger COW, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)

Why am I looking

at a picture of ~~your dog~~ my parents?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)

Freebase time!

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)

HAHA YES

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

STOP HAVING FUN

:(((((

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)

WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS A FUCKING ACOUSTIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)

and?

Freeb does a mean 'Patience' :P

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

ashally forgetting G&R and Velvet Revolver

I'm starting to respect Slash more for some of the other things he's done, like the Blues Ball, and spontaneous jams

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8lemX1dkQ
www.mtv.com/news/articles/1554886/20070316/story.jhtml

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)

Haha

that's a good one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)

thank you :)

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

"INVENTORS OF CUTLERY RECEIVE SEVERAL AWARDS FOR THIS SERVICE TO DINING"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)

There's a band called Inventors of cutlery

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)

what kind of core are they?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)

spooncore

also www.b3ta.com/board/8837943

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)

I has memory of a sieves

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)

pwoah

give us a kiss

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)

Argz

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

Best of all the nerds!

(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)

Hello all - compo entry - who's the fucking daddy now?!!

Inspired by a few cans and admiration for Ray Winstones' hard knock performance in 'Scum' - a true classic

edit :)
bollocks ive edited something and lost something too? - was saying real coal is gay and i use fake coal which is skill and saves dolphins or something - have had a few cans so all is good.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)

my coal effect fire has real bastarding coal in it

REAL COAL MAN

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)

In that case, it isn't coal "effect" then is it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

no, but the spinny light action gives the effect of a coal effect

EFFECT OF COAL STILL IN GOOD STANDING.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

Oh man!

We used to have one of those. Orange lightbulbs with a metal circle that span with the heat to make it look like flames?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

it could be a highly trained midget

with a torch

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

~~high~~

It is a midget after all ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)

...

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)

You never seen the film 'scum'?

fits all criteria for compo (unlike quite a few)

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)

WHERES YOUR FUCKING TOOL?

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)

toot toot!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

Oh hell yeah!

Nicely! However, the scooter should be blue and have at least 300 more mirrors and lights on it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

i've been promised a ride on my mates scooter.

:D she's called minty...she's a lovely lovely scooter.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9625665

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

fine.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

Why you upset?

You're the one who said it :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

WILL YOU TWO GET MARRIED ALREADY.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

Why don't you marry YOUR MUM!

Hell yeah, I went there ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

I can think of all sorts of reasons.

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

She thinks you're a minger? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

What have I got to do with anything, *cries*

And anyway, The Alchemist's mum regularly tells me how attractive and manly I am, that's not the issue.

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zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)

*worries* ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

you told me to shut up...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

You used a curse word!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

ok, well f off then.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Your intention is the same :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)

well you should have been nicer to me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)

Well,

I was talking to you on facebook and you just logged off, so, Meh!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

you were being grumpy!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

No, not at all.

Wah Wah wah, you were grumpy so I stormed off :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)

luscious wobbly locks

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Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

Fantastic!

The hair is magnificent!
*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

I've never seen a scooter bumble so much

It even looks like a bee.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

I wonder where he's going and what adventures he's going to have

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

I hope it's actually Bumblebee's form for Transformers 6: Italian Robo Rage

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

he's off to the pastie shop

where he hopes to purchase a bramley apple and raspberry crusty wedge for his afters tonight.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

What's the story with the purple chap hanging off the back?

He there for moral support?

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

Pastiefriend.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

What kind of patisserie is open at midnight?

As I wrote that, I meant it to be a rhetorical, sarcastic comment. Now I want to find one and I'm genuinely hungry.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

Garages have pasties

Ginsters ones, mind.

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

The patisserie OF DOOM.

They only sell EVIL pastries.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

I am confused now,

is he shopping for Pastys or Pastries?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

Hmmm. I re-read it and it says "pastie". Which is not a pastry, and not sold at the patisserie of DOOM.

Sorry.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)

Exactly,

but it isn't a pasty at all. I have never been so confused in my life ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

OH YES!!!

I love that hair motion

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

It reminds me of bacon, and I have no idea why.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

i don't really know what to say about this

ok if i just stick with "woo!"?

woo!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

:D top wobbling

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'd like to see the BBC do 'Top Wobbling'

as a spin-off series from 'Top Gear'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

yay !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

ahhh! quadrophenia 2!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

race ya:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

to fast man, slow down

The convoy can't keep up!

edit: oo, I just realised, I can do one of these

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

cool-is this a plug-in or something for photoshop?

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

probably

but I did frame

move bit

add frame

move bits

add frame

move bits

add frame

move bits

and repeat :)

edit: or do you mean the "image on a barrel thing"

there's probaby a plugin for that

here it's just multiple images with width=160 width=80 width=40 etc

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

aaaaah

works really well:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)

Hahaha

I recognise that guy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

No Thanks :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)

hahaha

outsauced:)edit:...HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GUY WHO FIXED MY COMPUTER...nice chappie:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

ahahahaha, fuck thats good elvis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

cheers

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

fucking nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

heh nice wobbliness!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

Well you pissed all over my animation!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

this is what we have to put up with

not to mention PIXAR...whenever i see that stuff i just shut up shop:(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

lies!

you hand drew all the frames, which gets bonus points from me.
apart from the fipped ones BUT THAT IS ACCEPTABLE

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)

I didn't flip any frames.

I reused them, but didn't flip any.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

goodness, you're right

EXTRA POINT!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)

Without all the added extras...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

I'd have flipped the outline before shading them

because I'm lazy :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)

what is it doing even is it having some kind of drugged up freakout?

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Shada, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

It's panicing as the walls of reality collapse around it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

wheeeeeey!

top stuff!

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McBadger COW, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)

...love the feets :D

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elbow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

that is some fucking luxuriant hair right there

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

I can't get past those legs!

Actually, I can. And it's ________. I don't exactly have a word for it. Plobbly?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)

this.

that. NB: big!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

Ouch, my mind.

Very nice business.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

don't think about it too much.

It doesn't help. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

YOU !

ello mate.

Oh, what a surprise. Another breathtaking picture.

I wish you'd just get drunk and piss about with MS Paint for a bit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

Alright, guv'nor!

How's the sunny world with you?

MS Paint doesn't work on a Mac...
;-)
Edit: And I *am* drunk. I've been out on the piss with Joe Scaramanga, A Vagabond, Chunderbunny and Si O Doom!and Mrs S, as well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

OR NEAREST EQUIVALENT oh hang on a sec we've had this conversation before...

I'm OK, ta. Just narrowly survived a fresh wave of redundancies and hired a mobile home for a week in September so I can neck a load of LSD and explore lots of abandoned WWII listening posts along the south coast...

Which, I failed to realise before I committed myself to the plan, is probably gonna turn out more expensive than a fortnight in sodding Barbados. Especially cos there's a £1000 deposit and I fully intend to smoke fags inside the vehicle.

*EDIT* Oh, and snarl 'hello' to Joe S and Chunder B for me. (Do I know a Mrs S? Have I ever drunkenly tried to chat her up right in front of Mr S?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

A thousand quid deposit???

For a fucking caravan?

Is it made of diamonds or something....?
Jesus....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

well, he is going to get off his tits and burn it down

so probably, yeah :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

The best bit is, the REAL druges fiend is the one who's doing the driving.

I'm more of a bloody-mindedly determined drinker these days, relatively druges-free apart from the SSRIs, and have no driving licence.

It'll be a hugely fun week - just probably a lot more expensive than a domestic holiday should be. Oh well.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

It makes me a tad nervous, cos I've been swindled out of every substantial deposit I've ever put down on anything...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

Don't say that, I've just done that with the new flat in

Brum.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

Seriously? *orders champagne*

Which bit of Brum?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

Smack bang in the middle.

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !

So they've finally managed to palm off one of those ludicrous 'luxury' city centre flats on some poor sap? They must be laughing even harder than I am.

Jesus, Grunty. And you seemed such a bright feller.

Still, it'll be pretty cool having a whole building to yourself. Like Sebastian in Blade Runner. Except with interior doors with all the comforting domestic charm as those in GPs' surgeries.

Having said that - I'm delighted you're coming here. This is excellent news.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

*kills*

That's your bloody invite rescinded, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

;)

I just realised, you'll need a whole building to accommodate the reactors that power your image-rendering engines.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

*invite re-instated*

It's actually a lovely place, and you're more than welcome, as well you know.

Don't take the piss, I'm shit-scared I'm making a catastrophic mistake.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Well, you've got at least half a dozen friends around you to begin with. That's a good start when moving to a new town.

You KNOW I'm a bloody wind-up merchant. Ignore me! (Just don't bloody ignore me)

You'll like it here. You will. A helluva lot of top Brum University graduates decide to stay.

See it from the inside.

And don't worry, y'silly sausage.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

MACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINTMACPAINT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

What is this MacPaint of which you speak?

I recall having it on my Classic in 1991, but now...?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

Heh. You could make lots of rounded rectangles with various shadings and hatchings.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

Cutting edge stuff, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)

heh.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/MacpaintWP.png

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

Gods, what horrible memories...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

IT WAS TOTALLY SWEET AT THE TIME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

America!

Fuck Yeah!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

pretty slick sis

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Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

*high sevens*

/East Anglia blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

this is what bender sees when he takes acid, fecking marvelous work JPG

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

ooh complex

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

The Arse-nal? I'm intrigued...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

one of the teams celtic could get in the champions league qualifying draw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

You'll fucking kill 'em.

they're a bunch of wankers.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

Mental, in a good way.

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's the way the NHS like it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

I like it

But trying to work out what it could possibly be

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

Walrus man's left testicle.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

His right one is on the front page

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Oh, don't worry yourself with that,

it's really not worth your time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

Ace work sir!

This would look quite ninja on a tshirt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

Hey!

How's your and your injuries?
Hopefully recovering well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Not too bad cheers fella.

I'm a lot happier since I got the heavy cast I had on changed for a lightweight one. I also got to see the state of my hand, it's awesome. I'll show you the pics if you want ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm not good with 'injury shots'...

Just glad to know you're on the mend, sir.

*delicate manhugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cheers fella, ya girl ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

You bugger....!

Let someone be nice to you once in a while :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

I said thank you :(

I'm just calling you a girl for not having the guts to look at this:

Not pretty, but not rotten.com worthy by any means....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

Oh, holy christ...

I shouldn't have clicked that.

*excuse me*

Edit: Please get better soon, and try to be more careful!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I have a close up if you like? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

No, no...

you're all good.
;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

this i really like

this is getting a click

(go line drawings!)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

Thank You!!

To badly mis-quote a wiser man than I,

'The praise of the praise-worthy is beyond all reward'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

Coo! lovely as ever!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

Thumbs Up From The

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)

Awwww....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)

RIP :(

(manifold, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

LOL!

£50bn more PUMPED into economy

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

LOL!!

SURGE

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

someone beat you to it i'm afraid

\/ (with a bit more shopping as well)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

damnit.

(manifold, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

I take back everything I have said,

I have just realised the sick leave joke :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)

RIS?

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

LOL!!!

RISE

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

LOL!!!!

HOURS

What?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

Stop being drunk twatface

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

No,

oh hang on, I'm not.

*falls into an existential nightmare*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

Dick

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

Do you know what?

No! You're the Dick!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

no you're the dick.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

Shut up Amy.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

fuck off.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your 80's film director?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

Too subtle?

Lots of people pulling a sickie tomorrow "in memoriam"...

(manifold, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

I quite liked his films, but probably not enough to feel the need to call in sick for work tomorrow.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

Did you see Ferris Bueller?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

Aha.

Never mind me. Long week in work.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

FRESH PLUMP CASH

pumped HARD

into the PLIANT economy

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

Heh! He wasn't as adored as Renato off Renee and Renato (aka the 'Just One Cornetto' dood).

I spent most of my Thursday afternoon composing a poker-faced, respectful, irony-free obituary for him, for his family's local paper.

I couldn't be remotely tongue-in-cheek about it at all, cos his widow, son, daughter and grandchildren are gonna have my words plop through their letterbox tomorrow morning whether they want it or not.

Had to play a completely straight bat. This was one of the most absurd afternoons of my life.

Tell you what, though - the man was absolutely loved on his home turf. Seriously. And, by ALL accounts, he was an absolutely lovely bloke. Watching the video, I realised: this may be cheesy as fuck, but it's also just about as sweet-hearted as it gets.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

Save your Love, my darling, save your love...

Trampy, you god.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

I did an incomplete shit in paint

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)

shit it out your nosehole

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Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

bleed it out of your trumpet factory!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

yoshi?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

I dunno man

:/

maybe it's some guy dressed as a gorilla

I'm totally confused

should I make a bacon sandwich?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

AT this time of night?

Fuck yeah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

with eggs?

and sausage?

and tomatoes?

and cheese?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's just crazy!

YES :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

and beans?

and tinned tomatoes?

and chips?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

Beans, yes!

Tinned Tomatoes? No, they can fuck off the baldy testicle looking things!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

haa

I prefer chopped ones

tho somepeople like to BITE INTO them

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

I like his lil shoes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

he wears them at the ballet

he doesn't ballet dance

he just sits there

leaking from them

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

What a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

and he has a box too

and leaks upon the less wealthy patrons

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'd leak if I were him too

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

Silly Bogeyman!

There is nothing on Channel 8 at all you fool!

Woo mr meats!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

there could be funnel porn

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

Why is it talking to me in alt-text?

WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM ME?!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

it's quite simple

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

NO SMILY MAN YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY SOUL!

Protect me GLIMMERDUST!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

Prepare for BATTLE!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

This is Woo

Another vindaloo?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

oh crap

yes, now I vigorously crave a curry

but everywhere is shut :/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

FUCK YEA!!1!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

fuckspuds!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

filled with the love of xmas

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

That's just the best thing I've seen ever

If all other works of art from all of humanity were to disappear and this was all that was left to sum up the history of the human race for any species that followed, I think it'd be fucking win

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)

>Begin Re-education

Probably best seen in FF

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

Mue, you have outdone yourself

Fuckikng amazing!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)

I had a mouse this time. I feel like I cheated.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

hahah that's epic and awesome

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)

funkadelicrelic...

...*schooled*.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

I did tell you about the static :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fucking ace,

but far too fast :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

Danger Of Reality.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

hahahah, bloody ace! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

raaaawr!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

I WENT TO SEE WALKING WITH DINOSAURS AT THE O2 TODAY

IT WAS COCKING ACE!

Then I went to Red Peppers and had chips AND pizza!!

/feels about 8

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

I wanted to go see that, it looked amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

Well I have a pillow on my head.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

Is it dinosaur-themed?

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

No. But it does even us up some on the immaturity chart.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

Fuck yeah.

Let's go play slapsies and then fill someone's shoes with runny porridge.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

Actually, that sounds brilliant.

I really wish I had done that as a child.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

The trick is to warm the custard up to body temperature and put it in just before they're going to wear them.

They're less likely to feel it until they're past the point of no withdraw.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

On second glance through that also appears to be good instructions for use of rohypnol too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

really wanted to go see that when it was on up here :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

I REALLY wish I'd taken my camera.

I didn't know they were allowed. I just assumed they wouldn't be - after all, how many stage productions do let you take pictures?

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)

Heh, ace :)

And what do you mean, probably best seen in me? :)

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FoldsFive, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

I have something in my pocket here that I would prefer to be seen in you...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

In your pocker?!

Blimey.

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FoldsFive, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ninja? Where?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

Cunning.

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FoldsFive, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

WOAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

god damn

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

Lesson one: OBEY

Lesson two: OBEY MORE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

Do Your Duty.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

Duty Is Done.

I think that's all poses used. I'll try to make a diorama with them later. The other
dinos are also on tap to use when I think of something interesting for them all to do.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

Excelent work comrade.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)

now this is good.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

I like this because it has dinosaurs and colours and that.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

what is happening what is happening what is happening

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Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)

Rebooting of the mind. Just relax and ignore the tingling in your extremities.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

don't know what's going on here

BUT I'M CLICKING IT

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

only just found out myself: RIP John!

seamy, but a little tribute none the less....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

home alone, uncle buck and weird science, fuck yeah!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

Who?

/too arsed to google/wiki

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

he directed

National Lampoon's Vacation,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
Weird Science,
The Breakfast Club,
Planes, Trains and Automobiles,
Uncle Buck,
Home Alone

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

I just checked imdb,

I didn't realise he had also written Drilbit Taylor, which I thought was a pretty good film. He wrote it under another name though apparently.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

not seen it yet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

Don't expect something amazing,

and if you dislike Owen Wilson, you won't like it. But it has a few laugh out loud moments and is an enjoyable enough way to spend a couple of hours.

7.5 ~~Archies~~ Sushis out of 10

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)

CF:

Home Alone
Weird Science
The Breakfast Club
Uncle BUck
Ferris Bueller
Planes, Trains, Automobiles etc, etc, etc.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fuck you Prodge ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

It's what he would've wanted!!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

The man behind Ferris Bueller, Breakfast Club, Home Alone, Weird Science, Curly Sue.

Name an '80s film, he probably had a hand in it.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

What they said

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

Cheers!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

I just read that too :(

Although they won't challenge Citizen Kane in the best cinema of all time, I always enjoyed his films :(

RIP John!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

facebook!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

didn't know who he was just looked up his name :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

bummer.. breakfast club rules

RIP

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)

what? no!

damn it!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

You think that's bad,

Renato has died too :(

*buys a cornetto*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

I guess it was pretty serious.

(edit: ferris bueller was one of very few videos we had in the house growing up, so it got heavy viewing)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

I have run out of ideas, so I have had to go for the random bollox.

Click for bigger (89 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

the teeth of that year had very impressive gladiators

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hah

fights back with Wham Bars and rolacola

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

I see Russell Crowe and his friends have been visiting the orthodontist

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)

BATTLETEEFS!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)

i'll roast this pea from yesterday

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

Only makes sense if you're familiar with the original I guess...

Meh, it made me laugh in my head so I drew it.

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)

Lovely

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)

hahaha :D

Another shit film that Spielberg will make

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)

Like you could make better

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

Any Sheffield b3tans around?

Also, Earl Otterby hates people in the public eye for no reason, News at Ten....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)

WHY???????????????????????????????????

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

:((((((((((((((

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

Close ish. Bradford b3tan here

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

It's an on-going joke....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)

My my, I do feel like a jolly noob

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

James Stewart ..legend

and and I saw this 6 ft rabbit :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)

James Stewart and Cary Grant

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

didn't really like Cary Grant

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)

If you forget the rom com crap that he did, then he was good

Ok, not as good James Stewart

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)

^this

He was better in his later years

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

Is that true?

I thought that was remade about 7 years ago
not seen either though.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

very much true :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

Oh bawls

I was in a bad mood already from watching Apocolipto tonight :-/

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)

No doubt Lucas will get some small part in there some where, which would make it even worse

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)

Yeah, it was announced earlier in the week. Casting later this year

*sigh* I hope it's not a terrible version I really do, the original is awesome.

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)

funny, I never heard about this

www.imdb.com/title/tt0116497/

Harry Anderson, I can imagine that..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)

nor this 1972 TV version

www.imdb.com/title/tt0068680/

Stewart playing the role older, interesting cast..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

Poooooooooooooooooooooo

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
=)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)

He's not is he?

:(:(:(:(

nice post :D shit news though :(

ALSO: WILL FUCKING SMITH?!

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

WHAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

fuck, even Tom Hanks would have been better than that

GO AHEAD AND RUIN ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FUCKING MOVIES, WHY DON'T THEY
www.movieline.com/2009/08/were-drawing-closer-to-a-will-smithzoe-saldana-harvey.php

maybe they shoulda got Harvey Keitel

BUT I DO NOTICE SOMEONE COMMENTING ON THAT WEB PLACE IS SAYING BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

This annoyed me

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

0m9 ¥0µr $0ƒ7w4r3$ 4r3 (r4(|{3Ð

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)

Actually this is geuine $Of7w4r3z

Only M$ gave me this WGA fake!

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

I shouldn't have been able to understand that so quickly :(

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

kermit

*pop*

(Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)

*pop*..............goes the weasel

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)

Oreos will never taste the same.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)

well eat to many and they do turn your shit black

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

hmmm

the day they find a biscuit that grinds my green...

(Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)

haha

He needs toad in the hole!

p.s. After nearly 7 years here I finally paid a wee donation the other day to B3TA.... when do I get my shiney new icon??

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)

usually in a few days..they'll get round to it don't worry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)

Allll in good time my pretty

Allllll in good time

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)

Do you have a Kermit permit for that? :P

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)

I got one from a hermit

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)

Good. *ticks clipboard*

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)

It's not photoshop or drawing, soooooo....

allow me to introduce my new sims, the West family.

Fred is a keen gardener and hopeless romantic, while Rose despises children and hopes to one day rule the world.

They enjoy inviting neighbours over and then adding new walls to their house or garden.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)

lovable rogues gallery#2

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)

i knew fred murdered trevor jordash

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)

NOOOOO

he's just building a new patio-HONEST:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)

NEW PATIO?

what was wrong with the last four?

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)

I heard he was a channel 4 executive from the future

sent back to make Time Team more interesting.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

like crime traveler

but good

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

Fred west, more victims?

In the 60's fred had an allotment in Glasgow were he never grew anything but the earth was repeatedly moved. This coincided with a series of disappearances of prostitutes. By the time Fred and rose were caught the allotment was underneath a motorway junction.

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)

this place drives me batty...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)

ARF............that's the first time i've seen his legs

BOY are they sexeh:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)

whussup yo...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)

hahahahah

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)

hahaha

LOL

(herman:D, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Compton Ass Terry!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)

yeah boooooooi

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)

This is my new favourite Freebase.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)

he's all of the sexy

note to self - make more freebase pictures.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)

(Frogb3at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

he rocks...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

e street b&

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)

Da Boss...

...and Da ESTB&.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)

ST& & DELIVER

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)

stand up and cheer...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

Do i smell a desecration of the Boss and Steve van Zandt

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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)

IF BY DESECRATION YOU MEAN SUBSTANTIAL IMPROVEMENT THEN YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

SING ME THE HARMONY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

time to go then...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)

awww c'mon...

...put some teeth on him or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)

right behind you fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)

awww c'mon...

...the guy is a legend.... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)

by legend, you of course mean:

a meme that has become a failsafe when originality is lacking, and
would have remained funny and revered in fond memory if the one trick
idea had been allowed to nicely fizzle out after a few days of him first
appearing, with maybe the one off appearance every now and again,
much like Beattie, Sturdy Girl, Blessed or Smug Bastard.

/humble opinion only, and probably very much in the minority :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)

...i'll get back to you...when you've fallen off your high horse...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)

no high horse here fella

just a humble and personal opinion only.
You really can have too much of a good thing.
/This is nothing directed personally fella, but
the meme just does nowt for me mainly due to
over exposure :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)

the challenge is to make it funny...

...period.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)

and find good source pics!

i find that a right fucking challenge..you can't just freebase annnnnnnnything.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)

but in fairness the gayshift would be even deader without him

he's not out in the day too much really....

and everyone loves a bit of freebase!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)

key words there: 'a bit'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)

yeah but it is only a bit in the day time

isnt it?

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)

you know i love you archie..but why is the people who complain the bloody most about the gayshift nemes

are the people who are never on here during the wee gay hours! it gets bloody boring without vimod and freebase popping up and gettign a tiny mini wagon going, albeit it one thread.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

I know m'dear, point taken.

It's just that I'd be tempted to stay on a bit later into the wee hours,
and post a bit more, if it wasn't for the endless deluge of a one trick pony which kind of eclipses anything else.
Still, horses for courses and all that, never a dull moment here :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)

hardly eclipses...at 2am there isn't that much to eclipse...

not unless you count naff drawings..(no offence to anyone..but is it just me or is the gayshift mainly made up of naff drawing done in paint?)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)

don't worry, the dayshift is catching up on that score ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)

i can't bare them.

and i know osme people do some superb drawing/comic style things..but i normally just switch off and do freebase pics.
freebase is so rampant because most people can't be arsed/don't keep up the quality levels late into the night. for better or worse.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)

yeah :) as said, horses for courses :)

part of the rich tapestry

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

mainly the shit bit that drags across the floor

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

What's wrong with paint drawings?

It gets people out and having fun.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

most of them are awful.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

...and.....?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)

what do you mean?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

I AM REFINING MY TECHNIQUES I AM A SERIOUS DIGITAL ARTIST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

it's not a one trick pony...

...and it's not eclipsing anything... go to another thread... see ya!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)

pffft.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)

like i said...

...see ya....bye...later...adios...etc... (it took him 15 minutes to leave)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)

as said above fella, I have no grievance with you or anyone, :)

I just commented that the meme in question does nothing for me personally, but thats all part of what b3ta is,
it can be everthing to everyone.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

i'm not mad...

...just defending what i think is funny...... how can you look at the freebase homey pic and not laugh?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)

Oh, I won't argue that I haven't laughed, I have indeed

when I first saw it I cracked up at the image, and I can understand
that it is funny. The over-exposure has just taken the shine off a little bit for me, personally :)
and no need to defend anything fella, we each have opinions , and remember, opinions are like arseholes, everybody has one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

i still love you guys...

...even you prodigy68....i'll owe you 1.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)

He's put you on ignore, dude.

He's harshing you out.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

oh well...

...he's gonna miss all the cool freebase pics i'm gonna make...(not really).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

after this thread, I'm tempted to profile that bugger :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

I love da Freebase

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)

because slapping 3 faces onto every image on the internet is fucking great!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)

remember what fun was?...

...remember laughing?...whatever...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)

yes it was before you.

bye

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)

ouch...

...go paste a smile on... see ya!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)

here, michael says he can have his

says he doesn't need it anymore

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

now that'd put the kids off trick or treating :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)

Dont listen to the haters

It's thursday evening and /board is 5 hours long, I would allow anything original to keep things moving
/board is dying because too many posters are being slagged off

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

the dayshift bores, man...

...they got a broomstick up their ass or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)

It's like being at school again

It's one massive cliqué

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)

no one is gonna tell me who i can shop and not shop...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)

posting limes always upsets them

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

I love limes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

ok, this is doin my head in

who is that guy in the cap?

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

ernest...and freebase...ha ha...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

ernest eh?

what/where's he from? he looks too familiar...

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

the movies?...

...!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

hahaha

'KIN ACE

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

It's a good thing nobody was then :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

"suggested"...

..."implied".....(subconscious).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)

not here fella, and it certainly wasn't intended as such if you thought it was :)

just commented on what my opinion of the meme was, nowt more.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)

oh man...

...where's Cockweasle when you need him?...all memes are shit from now on... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

hahaha :)

crikey, heaven forbid, where would b3ta be without them?
Anyway a cup of tea beckons now, so have a good evening Squire :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

that was fun...

...see ya.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'll see your cup of tea

and raise you some chocolate hobnobs :D

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

if that's the case, /board has been dying since 2001

it's all things to all people. /board isn't dying, it just evolves depending on who uses it and how. Some people embrace the change, others leave.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

who's the 3rd?

(gtfomh, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)

yeah...what about poor henry...he's been so neglected lately...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)

I HEARD HE DIED IN A FIRE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

Henry is a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)

you say that like I care...he's another shit meme

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)

i thought you left...

...(45 minutes later, still here).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

then I realised that ignoring you would solve it...bye

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

oh c'mon...

...cheer up!... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

Rolf was over the moon with his new glasses....

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)

Words crumble into meaninglessness attempting to behold this

COSMIC!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)

woah...........nicely indeed

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)

...it must be gay tiem then...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)

Dancy tiem

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)

yeah...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)

Woohoo

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)

...where's the party people?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)

gimme an E

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

swingin'...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

illin'

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

Ooh yea

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

haha

this is wonderful

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

break down

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)

glorious

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)

far out man!

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elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)

SPACE IS THE PLACE!

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)

Speckstacular . . . spacetacular viewing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)

Heh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

TAKE THAT VANDAL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)

Aliens!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)

Arf!

Nicely :D

Hello b3ta!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)

alright redsushi

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)

Hello rosalicious!

How are you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)

fucking mint my friend.

and you?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)

ha haaaaaa

nice one (as usual, Mr Brian sir!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)

Arf

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)

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