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# Its Been A Tough Week....
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I feel that there is a hidden message in here.....but it is so subtle I just can't make it out
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# DAMN YOUR SIG
I now also have the wizbits theme stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Speaking Of WizBit
SplaigenQuantcast
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# My oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# There Are Clues Scattered Across The Internet
Can You Solve The Riddle? :O
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# something is happening here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I think I'm done with the sofa.
I think I'm done with the hall,
I think I'm done with the kitchen...table, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# when did this become 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i just logged on before bed and goddamn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# everything appears to be in order here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Goodness me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# that's gay...
... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Gays Read B3TA Too
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# FEAST UPON HIS FLESH FOUL MAN BEAST
You can see the blood lust in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Just got the news letter
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Not Sure How I Feel About This


Or How It Makes Me Feel...

Bigger and Better
i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad229/splaigen/oie_littlefist.gif

(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# what's that then?
:p

[edit] shiiit that's some serious lurking :D
(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I could assure you of my innocence
But I believe it would be no use

Completely Random Though I Assure You :p
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Somewhere in the middle
i can see Tim Curry
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Beadle Lives!!!
In The Heart Of Tim Curry
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I thought I saw Michael Jackson
in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# you're right! :D
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilderness Girls"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :O
There are no keyboard combinations to sum up the look on my face accurately.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You might like to squeeze this a tad under 4mb fella :)
I'm surprised nobody has roasted your arse like a marshmallow at a jamboree yet

/nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# My Imaging Software Skills And Knowledge
Are Indeed Limited Muchly

But Thanks For The Encouragement, I'll Try Harder In The Future
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# if needs be, ask for help in the replies to optimise,
there are some people on here who are wizards at that sort of thing :)
/also saves a flaming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Thanks For The Help
Rustled Up An Alternate Quickly With A Web App

Thank You For Your Kind Words
(Titan Po Splaigen - BELIEVE!!!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# jesus shitting fuck that's big
link it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# haha wtf
there was actually something there? it was so big it never appeared for me...
(gtfomh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# 10 left until 400
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue390/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# you make me feel powerful
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# you are powerful
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!
man hungry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yessssssssss
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Thank you rob, love you rob...
That sure is some wanky copy in the sponsored link...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Way
HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# cheers rob
have a good weekend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] unting Boris
Boris Johnson is my lovefather
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Bite his silly Tory legs off
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# BITE HIM TILL HE PISSES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# thread hijack
where's the cunting newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hmm
www.whatcuntmagazine.co.uk/newsletter

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# that link appears to be broken
but I would like to subscribe
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *makes notes: potentially successful magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Put him in his summer house
and burn it down.

Good cunting Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Seeeeeeee.......
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# parp
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# How rare


/pea
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Awwwwwww :D
*tickles tum*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# awww.... I'd would so have one of those as a pet, if I could!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# aawww!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# aaaaawwwww!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :)
Are we not getting a newsletter this week? Haven't even seen the subject line thread, let alone the main event. Is Rob on his jollies or something? With the cricket being this abysmal the prospect of the newsletter's the only thing keeping me sane this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I was wondering about that earlier, too...
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9626553

very odd....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# oh god
he might have been kidnapped by aliens! or alens!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
Ooh, a different mirror! I use :
www.sickrik.com/board/9626553

Although the Jelly one is blocked here for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# he likes a bit of sausage in him, he does
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Don't piss off catwasp


Awesome source wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I for one welcome our new wasp overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Scary
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Somebody needs to design some sort of box
to keep that wasp in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'll sort your box in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I just went to house of fraser dot com to look for a barbecue (don't bother - they're extortionate!)
and the autocomplete in the search box said 'Barbarrosa glasscock'.
I need to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I like things like that - except when it happens in front of the boss
as a result I always type into search boxes very quickly.

I need to buy a new BBQ before next weekend, so I won't look there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# But where would we find such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I know, it's a stupid idea
just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# It looks pretty pissed off
already!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you vile woman!


Click for bigger (172 kb)
(i_satan, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Kleenex box?
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Wasn't he on here yesterday?
Also, VICTORY IS MINE!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Huh?
What's this gotta do with Stewie?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahahah... very Alan Sugar, somehow - "You're FIRED!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Needs shifty eyes
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
Happy candleday sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# haha what the fuck mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# (goig)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Well the stool is there for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Come in, sit down, put your foot up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha *tea+monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaha - genius!
Cock of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hahahahah, bloody hell, Mo'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# "AH, MR BOND, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I can't unsee this, can I?
Nope. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That's a stuffed deer and an unhappy cat
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh my
that's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# how odd - my first thought was "disney want to remake Total Recall with animals"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Fluff!
If that got any fluffyer it would implode on itself like some kind of fluffy black hole
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hard to know
which one I'd fuck first
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# What the Deuce?
Woo!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I would love you stay and chat, but your a complete bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# What the deuce?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# happappappaaappapppaapppy candle-icon time, Ttss'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
Aaaaand maaaaany moooooore
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yay
:D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY :)
ace pic too
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hey those are some pretty fancy sho-FUCKING HELL YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Wait no you're not....have you turned your upper torso into complex reactions again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Jeru!! My head in a big swirly again! Send Herlp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I like your high heels.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# They're not heels - they're knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# For walking and cutting up salads at the same time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE YOU!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Kill it with fire !
DAY !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
and happy candle day, Mr!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# GGGBBBBNNNNDDDDD
he is gone up into a flames
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# he's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Candle!
Happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Happy Candle Day Ttssattsr!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# happy candline daytag!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# It's all about you, man!...happy b3taday...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Have a happy b3taday two you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yay for animash
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# HALO THAR
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Nice!
Yay for slightly sinister animals!


How do board? I give it five seconds before the next irritating interruption at work....... I don;t get paid for this............. Oh wait............
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Greetings, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# My shoes are still wet!
Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You poor bugger. :(
Thanks for coming, though - even through the monsoon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha as always mate I'm still laughing!
How's the head today?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# arghs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# fecking spiders!
*adblocks*

edit: has there been a call for the newsletter subjlols? Not that I have one today, just I'm a little concerned... Rob hasn't been abducted or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I like this
and I feel like doing one too, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Darth Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Nekkid
Saw Dot in the Calendar Girls the other night, in need of mind bleach!
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Dot Cotton nekkid?
Holy moly.....

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# shopped pictures only etc...
Not to worry! Obi-Wan Tony will save us!



In fact:

In a fight:
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# your powers are weak, old woman
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *__*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Tigowl
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# heh heh.......he looks peckish
*runs*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you...
Bungle...

Well, part of him anyway...
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
#
"Why are you shouting, Zippy?"
"BECAUSE I LIKE SHOUTING!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Peow! Friday cocks and burgers mnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Awesome FLAM-age!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^ this
...and where are you relocating to, btw? Congratulations on escaping London!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Brum!
And thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Brum?
Beter than London I guess, but still about 80 miles too far South...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The location was more driven by the job...
But, that said, I'm really looking forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Cool - what you doing?
Does it involve getting paid to create lavish 3D renders?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Nah, It's a Digital Branding Agency
It's really cool - great opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Cool - I'll keep you in mind next time I need any of my digits rebranded.
7 is currently looking a bit dated - got any suggestions for a fresh new look?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hehehe...
It'll cost you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Are magenta nobs normal for his kind?
It looks awful angry..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# he's been hitting it with the butt of his gun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Reminds me of some escapades I had, during an unseasonably cool summer in Paris..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ...*RiCk-0-$hAy*...
...blood...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# that'll be sore in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahahah! utterly awesome!
I have a good mind to learn fome video manipulation software, take some classic scenes of gory violence, and add flying pow/bam/splurge words flying out witht he blood and guts :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Reminds me a little of Metal Slug
nice work as usual
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Shop smart..


Click for bigger (109 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# \o/ BRUUUUUUCE!
Anything with the mighty Campbell in it gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# 102
102

All out

102

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Sounds like the slap of leather on willow has been replaced by the dull thud of sunken spirits on well-kept lawns..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# unreal, isn't it?
only two batsmen got into double figures..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Extras was our 3rd best scorer...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha, jesus...
Although, Harmi just got one, this might not be over...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Yay!
No pencils in the ankle for you, kind sir..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The Amazing Ash Williams & His Changeable Levels of Gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Red 5, Standing by.


www.b3ta.com/links/Star_Wars_Photos has put me in even more of a Star Wars frame of mind than usual today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Shut the f*ck up man, Leia's my sister
All you'll get from is a beat-off blister.

Sorry, the Star Wars Gangster Rap came out then.

Nice pic though.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ...beat-off blister...
*notes that phrase for future use and self-diagnosis
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :D
Holy shit England might make it to 100
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I am now trying to pretend that cricket has not been invented.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I think the fifth test should be decided solely on the criterion of being in Northern Europe
I'm going to make a petition
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I think it's older than that
granted it was called other things when the romans were here, but it's definitely been like it a few hundred years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I don't count those first few thousand years
I'm a radical.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Blame the Many-Angled Ones
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# unbelievable............
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# And there's the seventh...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# O_o
hahah, on the beeb ashes page: From David Martin, TMS inbox: "Forty minutes without the loss of a wicket - God bless the lunch break."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
Time to start the rain dance I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'd start praying for an earthquake that sends a crack running all the way though the pitch...
it has to be utter shit for a drop in form of that magnitude, surely....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# TMS inbox is great! One from the last test...
*rummages*

Aha!

"Just to confirm to Andy Rawle (1142hrs) that I've taken his advice and am now starving the children while I focus wholly on the rest of the Ashes. One of them's asked me to quickly google the number for the NSPCC between innings. I know CC stands for Cricket Club though not sure about the rest. Great to see she's really getting into it, though."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# love the Tie Fighters :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Thankee Sirrah.
All well in Futtock world?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'm sitting amongst a flat full of packing boxes,
all my worldly goods, bar the 'pooter, is ready and waiting to be moved.
It's all very odd indeed.

How's about you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# That must be very surreal.
Whenever I do that, once I've chucked out all the crap of ages, I am always surprised at how little the sum total of my worldly goods and chattels actually adds up to.

Hopefully buying a house soon so that will all change with the advent of furniture! At the moment we are looking at moving into an unfurnished house with a sofa bed, 2 clothes rails and a coffee table.

I'm OK - been off for 3 days with a stinker of a cold that didn't even have the decency to turn out to be pigflu. Dammit.

*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Lemsip & Whiskey, mon brave. Have you sorted in a trice.
Furniture?
Ah, you must be referring to all the nice things I used to have before the ex decided they were hers and she took them...

I jest, but only a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I prefer my Whisky without the e...
But the theory is sound ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Blame my abysmal typing.
That was unintentional.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Well you could have been referring to Irish...
which I do enjoy from time to time, but bourbon...

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# You're a man of refinement, sir
I'll drink anything, me.

And some tonic water to meths, and I'm happy.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Weez zees cleek you are really spoiling us monsieur
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ack-ack, Charlie! Fancy a pint of sludge, what what..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Bally 10-21s coming over the briny?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# that's excellent...
...thanks for the link...;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Some quality early Carrie Fisher nerdpr0n in there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Who are you, ooh ooh ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ok now pull out of the photo and rotate the viewer 180 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Zoom & enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ha ha
I love that the lab tech/detective/one team police teams can whip up detailed 3d models so quick. An why do the audio geeks always have moving wvaeforms and spectrograms when they're not playing any sounds? [Just isolate the truck-CLICK]
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# SCIENCE!
did you know that having random computer screens near you with lots of constantly moving graphs and numbers on them makes you a genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# as a Forensic Scientist...
this is exactly how it works and is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Spidey takes five...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# he's been on the sauce

do you have this in biggerer?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No, sorry matey :(
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Lordy!
Consider yourself *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *passes Nurofen*
noons fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Jeezy Creezy... my head is still broken...
And the removal/ packing guys turned up at 7.45.... urgh.
Not good.
I hope you didn't get soaked last night


but, 'noons to you, too!


Edit: I was ordering Rum, wasn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Indeed you were
Got pretty soaked as I let lady S have the brolly

Well woth it though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# It was lovely to see you guys!
Thanks for a great night out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Thanks JP!
Good night? Sounds like it. Jeeze I wish I was nearerer I'd have joined you :( Ready for Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Not quite, but it'll be ok, I reckon. It *was* a good night last night, enhanced even more by the appearance
of the lovely Mrs S, as well.


Meet-up wise, we'll have to arrange something a bit more equidistant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# she well fancies you
I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Sounds good JP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *blushes*
That cannot be true, she's a woman of taste!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Thanks Bela!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Cheer up, spidey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# :) he's a lazy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ...knuckle shuffle
has he got a arachnid porn mag to his left?



Very nice by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# his spidey "sense" is tingling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Why is it never raining in you pictures?

PS: WOO - Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly!
Mr. Vagabond has sole rights to rain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# F-N ACE!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Happy Friday everybody!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# BITE HIM TILL HE PISSES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Does he get it in the hat?
haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Goodness me.
No wonder he's smiling
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha.
Trust you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# haha
quite some tackle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)

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