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[challenge entry] sossidges


lol

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Genuine arf!
bit too big tho, please keep static images to 100kb and under. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Runs off to Bunker
and hides
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# To quote a pal o' mine a couple of years ago:
"We can barely walk, but we can't hide."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm trying to decide what I want for dinner now.
I am now wishing that the Chinese place up the street had something with sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9650647
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# They are LIVE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Hoof beets !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# MOST UNUSUAL SPORT EVER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# To the wiener go the spoils . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I don't want a spoiled wiener!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hello, i'm the primeminister of siberia, would you like to have dinner with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yes please, what is today's special? Is it Duck of Beef?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Are you serving cold food?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAH
check out the fella on the left with the red headband and t-shirt. He looks like he is rectally examining the bull!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Sorry, no sausage :(

And actually the original is cooler...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# mary christmas cutie pie

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hahahaha. wtf
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Aww
It must be sexy time again

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# fffuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ha haa! Have you seen the orginal T3 spoof on Youtube
where the terminator goes back in time to save Jesus?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Haha!
That's quite good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# This one makes more sense !
C___oo___L
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!
 
yes this guy is pretty cool
www.flickr.com/photos/30949808@N02/sets/72157614407337698/

thanks for the link
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# CFSM
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# We think that there is a sausage in there somewhere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# It must be schtuck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# oooer missus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hard to tell if she minds or not . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# well i don't.
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
*slides pillow over*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I might expect so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Reckon it'll be ready soon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# CALL THE PRESIDENT, THERE'S SOMEONE IN COLOUR HERE.
*oscillates*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Those nasty smugglers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo
The siamese twins are getting in to it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Two heads stuck together are more different than one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2cK6eb11I&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v13ylu0SneI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage philip
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(herman:D, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Isn't that the guy in Dark Knight?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Someone with a ridiculously forced husky voice?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
translationparty.com/#2325586
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Burn Reynolds?
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Half Baked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# hehe
michael douglas on the right!
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Ready for action !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I am totally aroused by that
It's me on the phone ordering tissues. Sir you are a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# She's all yours . . . see if you can find where she hid the sausage . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# You Pimp Daddy Valin?
I would like previous sausages removed before I enter. I have standards and all that like.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
we'llfindthatsausageforya.com............:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Now that might just be a hit !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTiAqMs61o
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# heh heh...the look on their faces
"where is the fackin'THING".............:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] and now for sausage completly different
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# ow, feet :(
small tj: this seems far too cheap.... 500mm lens on ebay
how shit could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# looks a little too good to be true
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# i say it would be worth paying a bit more to know that it aint going to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hmmmm
I dunno. I got a Sigma 200mm on Adorama for about $150. I feel like that one should be more expensive...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Sigma is tip top though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# might be
forums.steves-digicams.com/canon-lenses/127846-anyone-have-opteka-500mm-any-good.html

mind you, if you're alright with manual settings, amazon has a few good reviews
www.amazon.com/Opteka-Telephoto-Mirror-Olympus-Digital/dp/B000IMK9FG
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# online carboot sale
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Maybe they fell off the back of a van
And must be sold quickly and without questions asked
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# OM OM-2 OM-3 OM-4
OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# 'sup mylo
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That sausage must also be good at cropping legs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Maybe his leg __________ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That sausage is overcooked.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# are they fake or real, I could never figure it out


Click for bigger (100 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I instantly recognised this
its a woman!
woo yay

edit : phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hello ginman
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hi sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm. mustapha bindun sum thyme toady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# lol
memories... or lack there of
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Who would even think about doing Cactus Bill . . .
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun________________→
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I've not been around today
I'm guessing farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2576453785_8448c548e6.jpg?v=0

but have they been entered in the sausage compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That works . . . there was one of him with what looked like a cactus sausage sticking out of his pants . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# SEMEN YA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Ha! FUCK!
Also, can't be real. She has a foot thumb!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# you do know those are her real thumbs? both are 'big toe thumbs'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Guys, I think Redsushi put me on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# You're well upsetting me now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# try and steal my wife!
it's not surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I'm not stealing him, dude. I'm selling him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# €66
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Shit man!
That's like totally less than £60, or $136 singapore, or 333 Malaysian Ringgits, or 745 Rand!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# i wouldn't pay that for you either.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I am so gonna ignore your calls and everything now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# stop pretending that you were nice to me in the first place, poo bum!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# That's it.
Game over man. Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# You've made your bed.
Now lie in your Gin soaked pillow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# be nice or i'll beat you up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# How?
I'm gonna ignore all contact from you so you won't be able to find me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I'll dob you in, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I thought you didn't want us to fight anymore Sam? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I'm not fighting - you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You're inciting me!
INCITING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ok
:(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# at these prices it's still robbery!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Which is strange considering.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# yes, quite strange
*rubs victorian era style beard*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# *rubs bread*
My bread is wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# shit!
your bread is wet!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Why would he do that to you?
You're so charming.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I ooze!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# *does Prince Charming dance for Toaster*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm crying vomit. Lets never fight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yes yes?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# OK Sam :(
*hugs and snot cries all over Toaster's hair*

Also, you well have to click and comment on my pic at the bottom of this page!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# the advanced stages of this condition include paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# haha
I expect there is a surgery in Brazil where you can get this done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# the bastards get rude and all...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh fuck man!
You are like well totally skull fisting yourself!

That is so damn hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# stump-clumping my oblongata.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# oddest euphemism for masturbation yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# renault fox
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Proper snort there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Shopped images only... etc
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# So you stole the hand genetics from the Jeremy Beadle jar!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Do want.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# My Sausage
Is too big for her hand. I indeed think she is a woman and needs no gender test. I would offer to do the testing though.

Mr Sid James
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# thread self-jack
is this a coincidence? ...or a relatively new loldog pic making the rounds?

b3ta.com/board/9650313
ihasahotdog.com/2009/08/20/funny-dog-pictures-now-now/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Aye, it is only page 3 for a GIS for sausage.
Genuine photo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# over a year old
pixdaus.com/single.php?id=40711
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# wow.
What I would like to see on the internet -- irrefutable first sighting stats on things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# also, my favorite comment -- voted down by other pixdaus members...
'Worse than water boarding.'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# She can hail taxis like no one else.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i did this one just for you ~.~;;

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# *glees*
Those hands are great. Wider at the breadth than her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Good job on the hand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# haha
handy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hand
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Because mictoboy asked for it.
(The beard is going to go over the weekend, so I face the appeal panel on Monday with just the 'tache. Anyone got a stripy blazer I can borrow?)


Right. Time for season 5 of The Wire.

See y'all in an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ha!
But fuck the wire!

What you want is The Shield and Oz.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# oh my yes
well done chap
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# hmm needs more sausage
enjoy the wire
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# very billy childish
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Elite Sausage Trader


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(champagnerocker, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# is that EvE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# The image is two screenshots from "X3: the something or other"
with a picture of a sausage on top
(champagnerocker, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha "with a picture of a sausage on top" hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# EVE Online: Grinding.
EVE Sausages: Grinding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# is that what this is then?
I don't remember Elite looking like that last time I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I don't know. I don't even like videogames.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Elite's not a videogame
it's a simulator OF THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I don't like moving pictures, Bloop. They're evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It's elite, except without the actual combat.
Too much point and click and having to tank and do other ridiculous MMORPG things to be enjoyable. Pity really, because there is a lot to do and fiddle with and build and so on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :O hell no
Thats X3 terran conflict the greatest space game ever
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ah to live the life
of an interplanetary sausage trader



O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# x3?
(radial head fracture, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yes
with a picture of a sausage on top
(champagnerocker, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# i do hope its currywurst and not a normal sausage
(radial head fracture, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# watch out for the sausage adopter
kgpokwdo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I thought it was Bratwurst Pitt
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# sausageeater jolee
:D oh I love this competition I cant be good at it but, who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
Now that i've done this, I can have some breakfast.


(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# dear god, this is very very very very wrong
awful lot of wrong on here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# that's no way to treat a sausage...
...how dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# eargh!
it's like a giant botfly larave burrowing out of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I love the whole yellowness of this picture
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# YES
OH GOOD LORD YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid dog
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
 
I almost expected him to bounce off the washing line but he did not make it that far
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Toggy!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# See?
Dogs are so unpopular, even their owners want them wiped out.
Next: we whack the owners/former owners.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Fantastic!
Toggy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# lilly allen, she cant even be a proper sausage woman
lily-allen4
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# yes she is an abysmal failure at being a sausage
a beer to celebrate \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# She looks like a burnt pizza
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# yes i know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# haha
well not just anybody can be a sausage-person. Your subject has to be carefully selected. :D
(gtfomh, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# this is sausage lady i like to meet!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
I'll put this slightly nsfw brainfart here

gin.glym.us/nsfw/fondasausages.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Suggestive Sausage! :D
Jane Fonda was so fucking sexy in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Pygar was way too wimpy though
 
he's supposed to be at least seven feet tall and FUCKING RIPPED MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# SAUSAGE DOG!
dog sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# It's a blast
Refer to original sleeve for track list maybe. Lots of TOAP, sorry.



(SignalFailure, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# God her music is annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i'm just waiting for gaijintendo to post his pic again
cos it was ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I am building up tension
The hysteria will be tangible

EDIT: I CAN ALREADY TANGE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I prefer Clementines to Tangibles.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# dairylea tangibles?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TANGE'OED
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh, was that the deleted thread?
Oh what a naughty boy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# accidently, i am given to understand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hadn't heard of her before
but if wikipedia describes her as "electropop" I am probably not fucking interested
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I fart in lifts
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i fart next to the printer
cos i hate the woman that sits near it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Can't you just print out some A4s with 'PARP' on them?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
but then she'd
a) know it was me, and
b) not get a bad smell in her nose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# But you fart roses.
Everybody knows that.

(PS: I recently adopted the 'twizzly moustache' look, cos I'm about to appeal against a formal written warning and wish to appear 'eccentric')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# pictures please
i reckon you look quite dapper if you've still got the shorn bonce as well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *twizzles*
The Todd Slaughter Fanclub welcomes its newest member..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# why does this image keep reloading?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I laughed at this despite not having seen the CD in question (although if 'Remedy' is one of hers, rispeck to her, cos it's dead good).

I admire anyone who dares to follow through in an outfit like that. I usually only bother when I'm wearing jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# by follow through do you mean do a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Yes.
You're clearly unfamiliar with the sporting vocabulary of darts and golf.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# dolf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Cache, damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ........................WORST REMAKE EVER........................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Fan Films Forever!
Nuclear, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# ...these are not the droids you're looking for...
... :D (i thought it was funny).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Heh, that would actually be quite interesting

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# regular people acting out Star Wars in full costume...
...PURE GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# More woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# YEAH!...
...FTW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# slow down!
save some for later :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# NO!...this took me an hour to make...
...GIVE ME MORE WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i'm really not that needy...
...but i'll take it!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# you asked for it....
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# D....
....MORE WOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ...slave driver
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# see ya's tomorrow...
...bye kids!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# cya..
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Silly train!
Coal does not belong in a train station!



Previously

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# blimeh!
top dedication
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# These are all absolutely aces!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# fucking stylish I must say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# this would drive me nuts...woo pixel mashing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# oh they drive me nuts too...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# that's great...
...but i need new glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# This goes through my mind and out the other side.
Tunnels of pac-ghosts? You beat me with this move.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ever expanding world, Mr G.
But can you name the dragon from "Ivor the Engine", without using teh internetz?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I asked my dad
But he's forgotten too :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Idris.
Be at peace, brave warrior..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# can you name the miner from ivor the engine without using the nternet?
edit: apparently not. it's Mr Dinwiddy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# *shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Mr Dinwiddy?
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Smashing!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] For once it's not him spouting shit...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# this really happened.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Tsk
It would have to be a bloody GERMAN shepherd too, wouldn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Lock . . . Stock . . . and . . . the other stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Have some
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Pauline!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# No! Have mercy!
*backs away*

*knocks over vase*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# this....this...
...has to go in the history books.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Where can I meet this dog?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# He is very talented
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# 69p, every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# This is simply beauty in motion
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I like how I can make the sausages change direction at will
(Try it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I bloody love a good sausage!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *feels obligated*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# :)
I did always like that one lol
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahah, this is great
It's b3tan in body, soul, and cdc.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# so well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Does she have a very long nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *boiiiiing!*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# haha :D
what about the bit where the bloke goes 'ding' on the propellor? everyone remembers that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# mmmmmm
sideboob
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# HER BREAT!
also

this person seems completely confused and should be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
brill
(Toady, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hadron Collider now fixed
Photobucket
(Mr Chicken, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# arf
and also, *vomit*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Awwww look! It has tiny people in its colon

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# basement people
are watching you goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Oops, wrong reply button

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# You are so used to have tiny people in your colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I feel a bit lost without them

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
#
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha :D
took me a while to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Starg(o)at(s)e!

Woo, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Whoa!
*pauses*


Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# HADRONSE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# in one end-out the OTHER!!!
lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# fake, no wedding ring
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# damn
that was gonna be my line :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# optimus prime's seedy past
somehow rather alluring.. like a toaster with beef curtains
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Top...
...Shop...(but you did forget the ring).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# very good
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

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