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[challenge entry] Grill them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Haha
Also, when I said 'drop Stuart Broad' a few weeks ago, I actually meant 'knight Stuart Broad'.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Post your back page headlines here
BROAD SWEEPS THE BOARD

NOT BAD FOR A BROAD

CHAIRMAN OF THE BROAD

I'M BROAD OF THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I wish it were Graham Onions doing well, then they could go with "THAT'S SHALLOT!"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# He's too young.
Green Onions, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Give my regards to Broad's way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Broad bamboozles bumbling bastards
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# UNDER THE BROAD? WALK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# STU-PENDOUS!
or STU-PERB!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Number 3 will appear, for sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# arf!
initial reviews of the avatar preview are in saying the script is full of Cameron's usual awful macho cliches, jungle scenes like King Kong with the saturation too high and 3d jiggery mixed with over excited cameras makes people feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Can't wait!
for Preacher
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Isn't it still lounging in pre-production purgatory at HBO?
I knew they planned to do a mini series, but the religious aspect was putting the shits up their money men.

It'd never work as a single film.
Waaaaay too much goin' on, all over..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Sam Mendes is directing
That's as much as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Cassidy & Arseface, here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# to be honest, I have low hopes for avatar
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Of the two major trailers released yesterday, it's gotta be "The Wolfman", all the way.
"Avatar" looks too much like a selection of cut scenes from a PC game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Shop in some people of reduced intelligence
And you've got Avatard. Go to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# "Cameron chose Ubisoft to create an Avatar game for the film in 2007. The filmmakers and game developers collaborated heavily, and Cameron decided to include some of Ubisoft's vehicle and creature designs into the film."
so that's not far from the truth
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# There's a compo
Films made from games you wouldn't expect.
Pong: The Movie. Horace Goes Skiing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Tetris The Movie - In 3D!
Missle Command the Movie
The Wings of Wrath - A Joust Movie
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# 8o
Well, I never.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I was recently amused by an Odeon recommendation:
"If you liked Transformers and Star Trek, you'll love Moon".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *sings* 'when will I see you...again'
Also, no Newsletter subject comp today?

May I still make a suggestion?

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A HOMELESS TRANNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahah! Gravy-for-blood :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Forgot
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Alien diet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...onions on mine please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# wurst porn ever...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^

And, strangely: bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# well, sort of...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# She's going to have it all around her mouth now
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# arf!
that's a look only a vegetarian could convey:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Nooooo
Shes smelling those meat hooks!
(JakeyD, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Go ahead . . . touch it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausages!---don't do' em kids:(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ZOMG KERRY KATONA HAS CUT HER HAIR OFF AND IS NOW SNORTING SAUSAGES, TELL THE NEWS OF THE WORLD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE!...seen" first "on b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# WILL NO ONE THINK OF THOSE POOR SAUSAGES
Just don't think about her prawn ring O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# sorry
woo to your annie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Sneerrrfff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# my brain is fried...
...(hot oil).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# alternatively...you could MAINLINE:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# then i'd have arms like Madonna...
...FUCK THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# or a slow link drip . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Sausage RUSH !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# take your time now.....tantric..(like Sting)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
classic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Just say No!
Nice ; )
(JakeyD, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D
it's like this:



but in reverse... with less of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# BOY O BOY:)
excellence.....love that wee blink after it's out
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I was told to fill a cat with helium
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hey, Tch0rt.
Edit: why did you delete it in order to post it under a different account?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Furthermore:
Inflating kitties is rarely a good idea.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# And where, oh Mr Tssattsr, if that's your real name, is No. 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Are the beachballs inflated pre or post consumption?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Pre.
I started a third one but I got bored. Story of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# send atomic all your money...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hostage negotiations, eh?
Let the cat down & we can talk helicopters & sportscars, but you have to show us you're willing to do something for us, first..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# NEVER!!!...
...*shoots like a madman*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahah!
edit: bloody hell, england are all over the aussies!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
squeak
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Can you do one with hydrogen please
I've just refilled my lighter.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :D
I'd love to hear a cat breathing in helium...squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hammercat vs The Longest Nail.
Come on, Hammercat - you can do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Does hover kitty have a can of Quatro for me?
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] TUG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# men can't keep their hands off their meat...
...true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Slippery when tugged !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# HAHA...."c'mon lads-put yer backs into it"
:D...also:i'm glad that's not my sausage:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Getting a bad case of sausage strain !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# pull!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# S___T____R_____E______T_______C________H__________!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# EACH ONE OF THEM UP THE NEXT GUYS ASS
ANGRED ONLOOKERS SHOUT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# And each one of them smiled from ear to ear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I bet they're all saying: "FFNNNNNNMKMMLLNNNNNMMMMNNNN"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# In unison !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] don't bother him while he's eating...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha! proper office lol, you sod!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# i was gonna animate it...
...but i have better things to do...(it would've been funny too).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I wouldn't bother him EVER
he looks like an evil fucker!

At which poiint you tell me it's yours and I feel like a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# not mine...
...*whew*...no thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahhahahha
Also: GO CRICKET!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I just checked out the score - amazing!
edit: and it gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
300odd aint looking so bad now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yesterday I remember saying it looked decidedly average, and unless the weather REALLY favours england, we're screwed...
I should learn to be more positive!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I thought england were screwed too, don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# and even better
wtf is going on!
(prostheses, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# GO FUCKING CRICKET!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# FOLLOW ON?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Foolow THROUGH for them
the way they're going
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# GO. FUCK CRICKET!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# YOINKS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I can tell that he's stuffed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# And gif of the week goes to....
img196.imageshack.us/img196/5254/bearcubvslioncub.gif
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# lousy social skills...
...*spaz*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# AWWW....
poor bugger's terrified!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Haha
proper lol there
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I think it's funny
but then I thought about the people bringing them together and filming them to see what happened, maybe hoping for some fight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!
He's a twenty-a-day man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# 24...
...he smokes 6 at a time!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I can haz lungs of asbestos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaaa.. oh man
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# cat iz hungry, yo!...
...word.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...someone's gonna have to clear that cat-tray after
:D.....CAT'S STINK!!!fact
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# not me, man...
...not me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Bring Back Ren & Stimpy
Ohhhhh Joy!
(JakeyD, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] GOOD LORD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Whay aren't there any cars parked in that underground car park?
ANSWER ME THAT, STAR TREK SAUSAGE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# dude, the sausage aliens already attacked them in some sausage alien manner
thus, there are no cars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# The car park used to be full of old bangers but......
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I do hope that it's set to stun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks to B3ta and my " Connect Fuhrer" I was inspired to make an E4sting and it finally got approval !!!!

VOTE "YAY" please and I'll send you all a sausage!... www.e4.com/video/f59llYMwiPD2baEcoEQEst/play.e4
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ahhh
Clicks - Yay
what did you make those sounds out of?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Squeezin' sausages
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Then
Steinbergs Squeezin' sausages sounds as phat as a dirty moog in fruity acid looped logical cakewalks...
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Nah, you can download a zipfull of fine sound bites from E4
On that same link, you'll find them...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Gratz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Freeky . . . I said YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Thank you muchly
kind sirs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# woo 4 u
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Crimefighting Stinks!
(JakeyD, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# YOINKS!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Jinkies!
Funnily enough i was watching Scooby Doo title sequences earlier.

Groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# For 'research purposes', I'm sure...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Nah, just bored...
Last day before two weeks off.
I'm not doing any w***

Watcha fella! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Ta-da da dahh da daaaahhhh! Crappy power!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Get out the super duper scooby pooper scooper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Let me Shat 'em uncle Scoop!
Can't beat a comic crap! I'd love to see what role Shaggy has in this episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i think you're being a little harsh on scooby there
and not nearly harsh enough on scrappy.

nice pic, btw
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Easy On
Hes just a little Shit!
Ta!
(JakeyD, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lorne Greene! Geddit? Green Lorne sausage? Oh, never mind...


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(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Looks more like
the inside of a mint aero to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# or a Crunchie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# If I were you
I'd check the sell-by-date in future
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Colour blind
racist!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You too?
www.b3ta.com/board/9646346
You and Boris should start a colourblind b3tans club.

Then maybe people wouldn't put their feet in their mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# We're taking over the world
Us and Lefties
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Damn lefties,
with their wonky guitars and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# mint crunchie?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# By the lords of Cobol!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Give it time . . . it'll glow on you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Weight for it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# No amount of chalk's gonna keep that thing steady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# he is a looker, isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# He's really taking the biscuit there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Drop it . . . in some milk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Tony Adams has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Cumberland Ring FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I've got some cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# GARGEL GARGEL
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# mum.........what've you brought for tea?....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Regurg. on demand!
On an unrelated, yet totally compo related note.
Did anyone else see this completely unphotoshopped linked on the BBC new page right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I saw it on the Times website at the weekend
BBC second with the news!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# b3ta is normally my first call for news
If something has happened, it will be on here a day before the bbc catches up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Best example...
Nigel Kneale dies. The Beeb waiting 2 FUCKING DAYS before the story up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That . . . should clear things right . . . up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Wait a minute, is that tubpenguin?

Howdo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# good, good
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Alright

I was recently thinking about that dutch internet project you announced a couple of years back. Did that ever go anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# haha, fotomash?
I put that to sleep.. too much ambition, too little time..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# You, I figured that's what happened
I know how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# oh well, I do that a lot
just keep shooting and you're bound to score some time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Heh, indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH! BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH! BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH! BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH! BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH! BLLEEUUURRRRHHHHH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# He's being manipulated!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# re: gergitated
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Walls..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# LOL!
"C-meate0, shut down the trash compactor... and Chewwie, stop eating our brace".

Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Afternoon, squire.
All good at your end?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# asleep, or was a minute ago, and probably will be again in a minut........
p.s. hit the edit button and change it to be a challeneg entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *nnngh*
Done - thanks.

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# shit, is that a giant sausage processing unit? look at all the crap they put in them....
hahah, very WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Mm-mmm. Crunchy style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahaha!
EDIT... oh and wicket if anyone's interested
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Broad is on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *kings of leons*
Waaaaaoooooooooooohhhhhhhh Sussex is on fiiiaaarrrreee.

Does he play for sussex? If not could someone get him to transfer there otherwise that joke won't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# proving a point.
Good on him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Look at the size of that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Just how many bantha noses go in a sausage that size?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Needs more Jabba..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "All our products are guaranteed Ewok-free"
"may contain traces of Gungan"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# If only the original trilogy had taken that advice..
.. bloody ewoks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I'm worried
the first thing I saw was Hazel Blears holding a giant pepperami!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Keeerr-lick!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Fangoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Wall to wall sausage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Maybe later
it's a bit early for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# one thing's for sure...
...we're all gonna be alot fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Except Han.
Metabolism of a racehorse, that one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Wallsrus
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# HEH HEH..........goo goo ga joob
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You might wanna slow down with the new threads before people start getting annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# oops...
true...good job i have to stop anyways, im gonna be dreaming sausage / animal combos as it is...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# oh, the huge manate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
the turban is quality
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# love the turban!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahah! awesome
looks like he's wearing a "turdban"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha
-Turdban in effect.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *puts on baseball shat*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# well, how charming
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha madness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Is goood

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to piss on your fires but health awareness rocks
(nattydread, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# wake up sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# the results are in: "not as convincing as Catnippp, and WAY oversized. 3/10"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha

+ needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Doesn't everything need more Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Most things anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hey Medi, how's the world treating you today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Alright
I just discovered that all of the photos I submitted to Getty got reviewed and added to their collection. So now I'm doing a second batch of pics they chose from my flickr stream.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Please, please, please can I be the 3rd one down.
for baldness on laydees does the blood good :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 100% of people who eat sausages, will die
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# omg sausages have got nitrates and fucking aspartame in them it's going to make everyone die of death and it's all a big jew alien plan fuck fuck fuck
I fucking LOVE paranoid schizophrenics. They give me the fucking horn. Mail me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# eat them quick though
there's no preservatives in them, what with the paranoia and all

they go off rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Oh JOY. Another half cocked scientific study commisioned by peta is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You knew we didn't want to see your propaganda message, yet you posted it anyway.
Is that the way to spread the message? By getting on people's tits? No, of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sexy cancer
tasty nitrates are tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# NOW WITH ADDED CATNIPPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Tasty, tasty MSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# IT'S GOT WHAT YOUR BODY CRAVES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# They sell bags of it at the shop nearby, I considered buying some just to see what it tastes like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# it tastes like sheeple
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# nitrite
bestest of all cancers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# i think i remember this
but didn't it only apply to ones which were burnt to fuck?
eating carbon = bad = no shit, really?!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage fly
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# had him
and his mate dave
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# How excited are you for tomorrow? Remember to pack cyanide incase things so badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Cyanide? Nah, take C4, then if it all goes wrong, whatever it is, you can take the fuckers out with you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# they taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# well...


sausage + animal = addictive :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Jamnog?
oh wait...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Squirrells with bangers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Monk Fish and Chip Monk from the Deep Fat Friary!

Sorry, I made them long ago and meant to animate them?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# FISH DRIBBLE!
very WOO, Mr Q!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Haha cheers
Poor Monk fish likes his buckfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# your sig is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# :D
So where does barrett live?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# i normally get bored of the song before i find out.
one of thoes brilliant titles on a rather naff song.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# to open a door, do they use a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# John Actor IS Monkfish!
Put your knickers on and get me a cuppa tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)

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