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# Bindun?


What no noobs? What kind of Tuesday is this?

Edit: oops threadrush
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ha, ace
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# 'nks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# fraid so - just before


but I prefer the shoppage on yours :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Neat!
...and thankee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# always a pleasure
never a chore
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
Yes, but nowhere near as good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# You're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Most fowl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Bustards are so cute!
hawar-islands.com/blog/media/houbara/huburra1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# NECK MEAT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Excellent
evil looking Bustard! Nice one!
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I love pissed-off-looking birds
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Ah fuck it - pearoast tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahah
www.cr3static.com/data/png/inglouriousbusteds.png
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I am stoopid
Please explain
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :p
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busted_%28band%29
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Oh, duh
silly me.

On the other hand, does failing to recognise Busted make me cool? *hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hoop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# And how's Jim Davidson going to make that into a sexist joke
I expect it will involve the word 'bird'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# two geese walk into a bar
barperson says
"fancy some grease?"
Goose one says, "Yonder is the cheddar".

IMPLOSION
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# No soap, radio
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ^i love this
i know not why
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Bean bags for droppings . . . or visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# is Spotify in the US yet?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Nope . . . I use my iMagination . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is it about to peck Davidson to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# th epig eon is qu ite la rge
it needin dee new tree ants

(nutrients)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# new tree ants
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm going to take that as a "yes"
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Aceness
And gives me an idea........
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# What do you mean? You're a n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# .BMP next time
But good noobing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :::::::::::::: :


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULFe6ExAAMM
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# The eyes give it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Ooh, that's a new move
*attempts*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It is easy to tell by his eyes that he is low on high . . . or visa versa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ha. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# the eyes have it
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# LOOK MA, I'M DANCIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# definitely on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
#
pretty good bass playing and synth playing in the musak.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Is he looking for the Fitting Rooms?
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Yay for George Clooooooooooooooooooney!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# He sure can take it on the chin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Fuck!!
I thought I was seeing double for a moment

Turned out it was only George Cloney.

Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# chinnnnnnny!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# 'Shopped pics only, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Heyyy Guyyys!
lol, very funny!
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# footgoose mit hogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# DAMN he's ugly
woo to the shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# HaHa
thats a whole lot of Chin. Proper Bo!
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
#



(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# TO MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Onwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# TO CHINA!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Let it rip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# LOOK AT HIS EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# TO MATO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# TO PANGA FROM BOY MEETS WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# TOOT TOOT!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# That's very well trained
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# TO LET TRAINING!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# LOOK AT 'IM GO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
#
to dibnahs !
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Soilent Green is people's livers?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Take one a day,with a nice chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ha!
That reminds me, I haven't listened to Today is the Day in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
this, I like
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I like the bit where he cuts off the man's face to wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# yes, butt..
Is Charlton Heston Dead?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I like camembert more.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
Kiera Knightly naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I like brie.
Bottom brie.
It is half poop.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes . . . butt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# He's in Poland
Keepin' it real wiz his homies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# christ, i'd forgotten about this
FREE DORITOS FOR ALL!

have sum crunch
spotify:track:7H6ayCNPQjY7AOCDE4AvMi

fuck me, it came out twice

AAAAAAAAHAHH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Alls right . . . it's crunch time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
www.clipser.com/watch_video/704997

www.b3ta.com/talk/6401445
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Far away hill airy us . . .
all the way across the board !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# eye bee combinin'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# He cooks socks in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Might I suggest an appetizer of some finger food . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hehe :)
TJ: Youtube removed a video of mine because it was "Inappropriate" but I really don't think it crossed the community guide lines. Is there any way I can get it back up?
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# You have to wait for about an hour or so to recuperate, then it will sort itself out

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# When you say "get it back up"
are you referring to the video or the content?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Upload it again
Five or six times
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
Clips of 9/11 (planes hitting the towers, people running and smoke ect ect) in slow motion, with this music playing in the background, and then cutting with a record scratch sound to this monty python clip.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# WOO!
Turns out a copy of it was still in the annotations editor part of youtube, uploading it now..
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# But why?
n
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
it was funny. Or at least /links said so.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Sharon Stoned?


Bandwagon? Bindun?
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Someone passed me in the shop today with odd eyes.
I thought "Is he stoned?"
Then I thought "Wow I'm like the police in the advert."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# My daughter was swooning over Chris Broad on TV during the Ashes
then we saw a close up and realised he has weird as all fuck eyes

Incidentally, is it just me or is Twitter dead this evening? Another DoS attack I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Chris Broad? That's sick, he's like 60!
Stuart on the other hand.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ha ha oh yeah, that's the one!
Forgive me, I am old. And drunked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :D
I watched the cricket all summer. I had a login to watch Sky online. Then my best mate phones up and told me we had won 2 minutes before the last wicket :( Fucking bastard knew I was on a delay :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Haha
I was watching on a delayed stream, and I turned off my phone to avoid exactly that :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah that was funny!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Oh man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Is about 15
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Has the birdie got big eyes???
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Also, you sir will appreiate what I am not listening to ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50uIZCjQqI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Indeed, sir! Good taste!
I had dinner with the guitarist last June, top bloke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Fucking A :D
You so have to meet up with him in London one day and invite me along ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Did you then beat up a black man for no reason?
Rodeneykinglols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# ......or did nothing cause theres just too much paperwork guv!
(JakeyD, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Much better . . . regardless !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# GO . . . STOP . . . GOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Microsoft like to shop too...
www.microsoft.com/businessproductivity/default.mspx
vs
www.microsoft.com/poland/businessproductivity/default.mspx

I wondered why the white man had black hands... :)

EDIT: OK, So Microsoft found out that one of their employees has been playing with Microsoft GIF-Edit, and have re-instated the black man again :) Horray!!

EDIT: Yay, BBC News have caught on: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8221896.stm

(MrMuddle, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Top find.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Looking at the website it's not actually that good a shop.
The light on his face is coming from the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# It's fixed now.
At least for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# and el Reg
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/26/microsoft_head_transplant/
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# This is only because there are no black people at the poles

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# eek!

edit: he likes the presentation v much.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# They all are pretty orgasmic about the presentation

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# They're flicking backwards and forwards between the two potential images for the Microsoft site.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# They're also recalling it's someone else's turn to read aloud the polish version

But one of them is sadly mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# At least he's having a go
b3ta.com/board/9660205
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Dude!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# what the fuck?
why is microsoft poland so down on the black man?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Not like this dude,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LFEjsiaQHg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# In perfect harmony!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha, brilliant.
And also at Photoshop Disasters, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Haha, those racist Poles
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Strowna glówna, mother fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# What a great find
Astonishingly offensive on several levels at one though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Yeah, they left the dirty chinky in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Even I cringed as I typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
#
lol :)
(MrMuddle, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Christ
boggles the mind coming from them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
#
yup, I see a riot coming on. would love to see this printed in metro tomorrow morning :)
(MrMuddle, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha, great spot!
Also: Funkcje, Produkty, Materialy, Partnerzy. Whoever came up with the Polish language was obviously particularly lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# IT tools !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
HAHAHA :D
(MrMuddle, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hah
and good spot, Mr Muddle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Forget "Alien vs. Predator"
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Eat his liver from orbit, etc.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# PANOWIE
/debases currency
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
#
"I'll help you catch him, Ripley"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I can't hear mutton !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you've gone mutt n' geoff
blind
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I see what ewe mean !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# they can tell by your trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Nice shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# "Cool pants, nice shoes" got to number #22 in the austrian pop charts in 1971
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# NICE SHOES DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I much prefer your dress there.
Floral print never goes out of fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Sadly it wasn't actually Floral print.
It actually said all over it, in different coloured words, "For Hospital Use Only"

Like I would have worn it out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It was referring to you

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# blue cockends also
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# And I'm about to be smacked in the head with a mug
by a robot by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# "CAFFEINATOR"
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# lol shoes

RedShoeshi! Shoe! Shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I like the snake one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I like the snake one too, Zeldagusset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I would not like to be Zelda's gusset
I would imagine it is sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# So do I.
POST IT SAMUEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I'VE LOST THE WILL TO POST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Oh Sam :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# THE FUTURE OF PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I'd glee about this, but I'm still upset about not being able to have
μ as my username.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I can only apologise
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I personally blame you for this injustice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I think perhaps you should cry a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I ran out of tears years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Cry wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# How about Mupsidedownhe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'm considering dropping the e.
BUT THAT WOULD JUST MEAN THAT THE MAN WOULD HAVE WON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# THE MAN already stripped you of your Lordship some time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Exactly, I have to keep hold of as much pride as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Write a poem about it
Ideally in a mixture of your blood and black hair dye
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Add semen to the mix and we have a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Listen, you're not secretly emo are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# How DARE you!?
///wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Three wrists. What's the next clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# A piece of red yarn caught on the barbed wire down by the horse paddock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Professor Plum/Dictionary/Bus Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# YAHTZEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I landed on a ladder. TRIPLE WORD SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# You sank my broken heart!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Free ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I also am upset that I have ‽
When I wanted ‽
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# InterroBANG!
Grammar superhero!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Dants of the pance . . .
`▓_▓`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Don't be sad, you've definitely got trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# See what lookin' pretty cool will get ya.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Fashion Slax FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Dale you insensitive bastard! :(


Sorry Ttssattsr!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Ris?
No,really!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That is Felipe Massa.
That is a Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Is he spring-shaped?


Is his middle name Boooiiing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Ah I see.
I can understand grown-up news,I'm a big boy now!!!

Also....
"T says tuh. T says Tuh every letter makes a sound. T says Tuh"
CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBO9tcxc84
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Aaaaand Tee....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Poor Massa. You're a bit of a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# But he's fine now!
SO it's ok isn't it/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I don't know. I'm pretty upset right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Where's your lover? I want to show off my Big Black sig too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# You insensitive jerk!
I hate Big Black :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# What the hell? What the hell? The hell, Sush? What?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IpA8tIvO4s
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Oh man :(
You're such an insensitive Jerk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Try:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVMiHhUGbmA

Not Big Black :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Wipers <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Ah, Greg Sage and Wipers.
Top band. I loved them so much I put them on in London back in 1983.

Nobody came.

I'm still paying off the bloody credit cards bills even now. Definitely worth it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Stop being so insensitive like Ttssattsr elbooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# you twit
everything steve albini has touched is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Fuck yeah lets all play some Rapeman and Shellac.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# *grabs grayhound lp*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Elbow knows the score.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Fuck yeah
He Does!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Fun story. My mum just called asking why down wouldn't work on her iPod. HURRRr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Wahts?
System of a?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You know. Down to navigate down menus. I had to explain that you had to move your finger in a clockwise circle to go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Oh I see :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You rock man!
You rock :D

ROCK I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX0B9ZpdZEA
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Hells yeah!
That was one of the highlights at Wembley.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I was going to make a pun...
..but nothing springs to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ooh my . . . that makes me recoil !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# dont keep us in suspense(ion)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Ah, when spring is in the air
it always goes to a young man's head.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ha!
You fuck :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# In the South African Editorial Room...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Well, that didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Serves you right for being an optimist, dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# need a de-ris sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I tried to change my name to
μ.
Didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Aha
apologies for being stupid (but I am good at it)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# &#956; didn't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Oh Hia, Upside down backwards h
Bit of a mouthful though
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It's the greek letter Mu.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I knew that
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh Woman!!!
/Sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Maybe not having stubble would help her cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Not so Freudian nonslip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# fannycock
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ha ha!
It's so perfect that she has "Semen" on her shirt, as well....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Haha!
I do feel very strongly that this young lady has been mistreated very badly though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
[s]young][/s]
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# <$php?=!!!!!!lolol[bold][/bold/] <a?>()}]>
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# oh fucksocks
wrong forum! Haven't done that in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Also, she's what?
18?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# is that the number of testicles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Top Headline?
Runner welcomed Ham?

Clicked
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Bandwagonesque


Bindun?

P.s. Dixipoos scares me
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9660003
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Bindun!
Also I've just seen porn on facebook!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# oooh where?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# One of my friends did a "How good in bed are you quiz"
and got a "pornstar" rating which showed a picture of a man and woman having "relations"!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# 1:n/n:n relationships?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# He has his pee pee up her tuppence


Ning,sir,How the epic cycling going?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I couldn't ride to work today
As the finish of the final stage of the Eneco Tour was near my house today, no traffic whatsoever was allowed in or out. Not even people walking with bikes. Turned out it wasn't so bad taking the train, as it was pouring with rain all day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Ptiy you couldn't have masqueraded as on of them!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Heheh
I'm about twice their weight, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Dog driving surely??



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# A missed opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# In training for the hiptathlon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# That's so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Solid gold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# 1 Girl 3 Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# A new piece in every crease !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Jordan's lawyers will be on to you...
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# She's a hard to catch catch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha...now then!......where to BEGIN?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Wait till she runs from you . . . then pick a wet spot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# This is confusing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
confusing sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Shht!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes . . . yes she is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# By the look on a face she has a vibrator rammed up all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# And a drawer full of batteries !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Having a Poo
Could be problematic. Would need to get the correct bum cheek allignment on the throne otherwise the floor would suffer. Actually that's why she could be so agitated. Years of holding on and the worry of it all. Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# This physiology problem is also shared by conjoined siamese twinish people !
Nice to know that you too are always thinking too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I tend to
think and worry about such things. This has not been a good life style choice.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# True . . . the choice is in the choice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
#
wow she came with a pre shopped face :S

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Pre shopped . . . that's a good one . . . I shall try that on some unsuspecting person . . .
perhaps while out shopping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
#
make sure they are not holding anything sharp or hard when you notify them of their pre shopped looks, could get ugly [arf].
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Good idea . . . I shall couch my comment in the form of a compliment . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i'd like to see the south african sports administration explain this one ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Subject to testing . . . he were a women !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] A quickie! Bindun?
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Post it again Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# You must remember this
A gif is just a gif.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It's all in the casing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Bindun?
If it has, are you going to delete it? If not, why do you care?

Why do people ask this?

WHY???

WHY??????????????????????????????????????

In other news, I'm eating toats with pindakaas.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
#
I've got all of 3 mins tied up in finding, editing, and posting this pic. Cruising the whole board to see if anyone else has done it first could take an hour. I'd delete it if it was a repeat. Still takes less time than looking it up. Still all in good fun tho. :)
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Toats with pindakaas is a very underestimated food group

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# slight TJ:
does anyone know the easiest way of recording music straight off the bbc iplayer?
I would like to keep a proms concert from last week, but am darned if I know how to go about getting a permanent copy of it - grr
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I've got a feeling you can use Audacity
It gives you the option of input method (as a guitarist I use linein) but I believe if you use one of the other options it takes the audio from erm windows or something.

Someone help me out here!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# that sounds promising.
bear in mind I have NO technical knowledge of such matters, so it needs ot be idiotproof, and easy to do

/and the darned concert falls off the iplayer tonight at 11.30pm, I forgot to ask before - gah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# What operating system are you using?
You can record from the sound card pretty easily if you have XP (stereo mix, as Jeru said) - if you have Vista you may have to do something else
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm fairly sure you can actually rip the video out of iPlayer in flv format fairly easily with some software
Probably easier than having to play through the whole thing on record.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# It's DRM'd though, and they frequently update the encryption to keep away the cracking programs
Stereo Mix / Wave Out recording is the only method I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Errr, if it's running through flash embedded then it's on your computer and can be saved somehow.
It's just a case of finding the right program.

EDIT: This appears to be recommended
po-ru.com/projects/iplayer-downloader/

Or alternatively this if it's just an audio concert and not video
www.hidownload.com/download-bbc-iplayer-radio.htm
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Also, if you can't sort it by tonight you could download the programme you're after, then you'll have another 30 days (I think) to get it before it self-destructs
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# sadly it's not available to download, but i have managed to start the stream with mono only
/stereo version not showing up on the audacity version, but it's still comign down, which is nice :)

/and running xp pro fella, as per yopur question up above
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah, you should be able to just set it to stereo mix to record whatever sounds are happening on your pc.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I think that was the word I was looking for
Because I ended up doing it accidentally one day
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hold your cassette recorder near the speakers?
It work in the 80's for top of the pops!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha, oh my
*has no blank tapes*

/do they even make them any more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Creative Recorder

Lets you record 'what you hear', i.e. what's coming out of your sound card. It's immensely idiot proof.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Okay, ignore me then

FINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It's a good thing you can't read now how much I hate your guts

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *reads*
/got it fella, sorry, was away setting it up to record - cheers :)

/used audacity in the end, it still has the same 'what you hear' function :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Ouch! Forgive and forget, guys...


(this isn't racist, is it? I hope not. I mean I know it's tasteless, but it isn't racist, right?)
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I guess...
...I asked for that. I mean if you really think it is I'll delete the post.
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Do not delete!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha no not at all. I jest.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahah
Nicely spotted! Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I can't believe how racist this is.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Ha.
Also, RACIST! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Is he dead ?
Edit : Was he a racist ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Racialismist!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Did you mean for it to be offensive to any particular race?
If not, then it isn't racist.

When old folk refer to black people as 'coloured' are they being racist, just because terminology has changed?

A:probably, all old people are racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You racist shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Do you think white people would be allowed to have a magazine called Ivory?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# No, but I do think it would be funny

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You sick fuck!!
Think of all the Elephants!!!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# damn
mind piss. it must be proximity based. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# this is
irresponsible. Haven't enough elephants died at the hands of 'white' big game hunters?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Then how come he's still white on the cover, they're the
worst self-racist magazine ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a giant sausage on top of a hill!


Click for bigger (458 kb)

Sausage, the redeemer
(champagnerocker, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Holy Chorizo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# and I for one welcome our new minced meat filled overload
over
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Ride on time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# non-stop to TottenHAM
groan:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# YES

By which I mean, of course, YESYESYESYESYESYES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Katjes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yay
bywhichimeanofcourse,YAYAYAYAY:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hehehe
:)))
(herman:D, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# headnods:D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Rattle and hum
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hey Bono why don't you shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# pft

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Cor I'd give her some processed pork etc!
HAH HA HA HA HA HA

/on the buses blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# my nickname is olive.
and i hsare my birthday with anna karen who played olive.

on the buses ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I wish I was irresistable like those guys
with their 1970's crumpet magnets

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Because she's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH OH GOD YEAH OH GOD YEAH *SWERVE* OH GOD YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA mini wagon!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# "WHAT'S THE FUCKING BUZZING SOUND, WHY ARE THE LIGHTS BUZZING WHY IS THE FUCKING GLOVE COMPARTMENT BUZZING IT WON'T STOP BUZZING AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S NOT BUZZING AT ALL. WHY WONT IT STOP BUZZING HAHAHAH IT'S FUCKING BUZZING. WHAT. BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# that is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# state of the art computer graphics
I had to study for 20 years to do thsi
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Lalalalalaaaaa lalalaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# pfft
boy george been released then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# The Edge was referring only to his own illustrated predicament.
Any resemblence to any other bandwagon, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# arf-on a hot day that'll be a real humdinger
U2's first ever track(i980): eleven o'clock tick tock(good)...since then:shit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oh no, apple have taken over the years now :S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I remember that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!!
one of your scarier moments eh?...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# FREEEEEEEAKED THE PLOP OUT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# SHOUTY MCGUNNUBBIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# YO . . . YO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Wurst

"Hey...want some Banther Sausage?"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Pffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# oh man...
...you just spit on me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Oh man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oman
is a state in the Persian gulf
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# say it, don't spray it...
...right?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# :D
www.cr3static.com/data/png/inglouriousbusteds.png
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ewok meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Wookie meat -
it's a bit chewie (awaits spanging)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'm going to mailbomb you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# *throws in Sarlaac pit*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Beechawowah!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# you have songs about fucking in your profile. WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah I do.
Fuck yeah, Big Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# big black sig time!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Wookie meat -
it's a bit chewie (awaits spanging)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# free lunch?..why,thankee
nom nom:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Cook Stick
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)

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