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[challenge entry] steambrown
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# the sound that he makes must be
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] let's get the obvious out of the way....
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Dim Sum?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# i'm not eating that!
it's gone rotten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *slaps*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i apologise for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ...and there's a used Johnny in it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# eeeeewwwww
at least it makes its own sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# You should Lydon for a minute or two
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# that deserves a slap more than mine
come on, stan, dish out the punishment!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# He hasn't taken his p.i.l.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# points in lieu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *unlurks*
Ha! Good pun! When you go, may the road rise with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# amoebaboy's R2D2 to win.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] You beat me to it....and generally beat me.

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# these bloody punks!
anything to look a bit different!
it's not big and it's not clever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] and me...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun
while i was doing it
seam horse jam4sm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# seampunk FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# You know when the number of joke wordplay entries exceeds the number of legitimate entries by a factor of some 400% that the challenge has not started well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I think the steam punk fanatics are probably tucked up in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean?


.....
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Apeloverage's image challenge suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Punk? I think not!
Country Life butter anyone?
He's just a male Jordan media whore - ie; a wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hmm
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *readies machine gun of extreme death*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hahah super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
Take it away!!!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I think I probably would,
yeah, fuck it. I would.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Gross gross gross
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I'm going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?....


Still reminds me of Becks though?
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] woo

edit: This joke has been FPd three times. www.b3ta.com/board/7407897 Is this a record?
(1.618..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# This is special and graet
real shame it's buried here


*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Wonderfull of wonderment
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# This is absolutely wonderful.
So have a woo/yay/houpla and panowie, dear number person.
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Gets a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wonderful
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# front paged
again!

congrats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I say, top hole old bean
What what
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# there is a significant chance
that this is the greatest thing that has ever, or will ever be created by humankind.

way to set the bar, you dick.

P.s. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Sorry to ruin the love in
But hasn't this been posted before?

...

I'll get my coat
(chimpo2k, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# .
Something similar has been before, the animation part, anyway. Could've been the same poster though.
(mrtcrazyfoo, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
yep, definately seen this before, but it's always nice to see a great pic again :)
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I too have seen it and I really do hope
it was this same poster who posted it last time. It IS awfully good though, What tool(s)/software makes such wonderment?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah it was the same poster
To be pedantic, it was 280 wide last time, making this one kind of new.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Very good!
Two f.p.'s for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
Tit's up says I, but in latin methinks

www.b3ta.com/board/7407897
(shengus, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
(1.618..., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# This looks more like Becks:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Oh and SPANG! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# wolverine!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ta!
on second thoughts Becks is no way as mean looking as Mr Bale!..
Nice work BTW!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks
haha I've just noticed Bale's hair!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# T-1000!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: STEAMPUNK


This week's challenge is to celebrate Steampunk and the age of Victorian sci-fi, where airships and steam power exist alongside 19th century versions of more modern developments.

Challenge suggested by monstrinho do biscoito, and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Can we also have an option to hide all competition entries?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# misery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I really dislike Steampunk, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I'm not it's biggest fan either.
Though I don't REALLY DISLIKE it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# YEAH WELL I'M GOING TO THROW A PADDY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# quelle surprise
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Okay okay, Micky - I'll stfu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# DOWN THE FUCKING WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# i haven't really figured out what it is
but at least it's not LOLFILMPOSTERS, so reckon it'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# It'll turn into that at some point
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I think you'll find it is a bit
but with kettles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Has anyone suggested a Competition Board?
I haven't thought this through mind, just an off the cuff suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i voted for other things if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I count.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I wanted one with star wars and george lucas being not george lucas....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Oi!
I know where you're going with this!

And it's making me sexual!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It's was suggested
but we don't speak of him now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# £5 on archie's at-at
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# wasn't mine, my'best' at-at was this:
my'best' at-at was this:

I think the steampunk one was by monstrinho do biscoito
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ah
ok, whoops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Let's do horses and explosions, instead. I'm well good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Didn't we do this last year?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# could be fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# tj: was that plentyofants joke
on shooting stars? or was the amy winehouse/high barnet an existing joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# what is Amy Winehouse's favourite
tube station?

High Barnet.
www.b3ta.com/board/7637640

and repeated on Shooting Stars moments ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Somebody left the iron on his face too long !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# lol
click
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
thit
(1.618..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Tom hanks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
hankth
(1.618..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Show him you're compassionate
He'll give you some of his duck-oil
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
compathionate
(1.618..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# you're despicable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
dethpicable
(1.618..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# yeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# arf!
thilly perthon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I feel a sudden urge to go listen to Thing Fish
www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/5409/thingfish1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# fucking hell
i had a geocities page in southbeach marina
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Am it Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# LIBYANS!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha, very good
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Apologies for lack of hummus.


Click for bigger (141 kb)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
eep!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ugh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Man . . . he looks so hard boiled !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Maaayyyykeee it seeeeooooowwwwwww........
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# his face is SLIDING OFF!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# :-0


this explains it...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# UNDERBOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# He looks strangely displeased with this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# captain Tefal Piquard
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# OK! HERE IT COMES...
COMMANDER WORF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Eeeeexcellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# FIVEHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# This is begging for a face sliding anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Feed me Seymour!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Only from a distance --------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That gives my genitals
THE FEAR!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# nice chomping action!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :D
snappy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Superb turd-crimp action there mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really very sorry.
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Is that even a sasuage she's wearing
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Kielbasa apparently
But for arguments sake I wasn't too fussed
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# He looks like he needs dusting.
Bloody spiders...
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hehehehe
also:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Arbeit macht Fleish

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ..

Click pic for bigger
Previously www.b3ta.com/board/9659293
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# this is fucking awesome. best thing i've seen in ages.
theres a challenge in this, animal rock stars.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Or more generally : animal celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No slipping the tongue with these crazy cats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It's a good job I didn't read how much you hated my guts last night...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Prob'ly bindun, but HAD to act on the anagram......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# get a
fucking HAMSTER?

Then don't forget the gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Gimmie the news
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# What anagram?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hyenas is an anagram of we advise you to get a fucking hamster instead.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# What?
Seriously, I don't get it. Somebody tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Haynes.....Hyenas (etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Oh.
I'd never heard of Haynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Google Image search it.
They do manuals for virtually everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I have the urge to call it Spot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# We appear to be getting conflicting reports . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That's might be what they were looking for . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# One never does know what one will find . . . does one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Yikes! Fuck yeah! Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# What you's said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU APPLYING?
The Mekon is gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Implications are in the mind of the controller . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# mindblowing!!!
"never ceases to amaze"..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# The machinery gets a a little crankily if they don't get what they want . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Central control can emit hectic at times !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# musta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# it has
can't remember who by now though.


still woo, mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It was a frontpage, too. Hmmm. There was the train departure, but with a spaceship, I think?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# can't remember
but it doesn't really matter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I was thinking the other day that it would be nice to have an image search where:
1) You draw some vague shapes (circles, even) with labels like "train", "platform", "man", "woman", etc
2) The search engine tries to match as many parts of the image to your rough sketch as it can.

Sadly I suspect this would require some advanced AI stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hve you got that a bit bigger, please?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
A film I must actually bother to watch to the end one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Which one? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I just turned round and saw this on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Thank goodness they are going to let it die
nothing infuriates me more than all the papers I never EVER read harping on about it all the time, thus making 'celebs' out of completely blank people otherwise completely worthless to society as a whole, straying into more mainstream news and thus occupying airtime which could be better spent informing me about such things as black men turning white, or Exploding' iPhones

*clenches fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# football
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! connor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ooh, layerpropertiesouterglowdefaultcolour
Preeeeeetty
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# You a Celtic fan, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# dirty cheating london bastards!

that'll be a yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# And you dressed em up like wasps for intimidation and everything!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# detest that top
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# This is like my picture, only with no kookaburra yeah.
And more impending broken limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ouch
But he's fallen over now and ruined scotlands night :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here, I'm scared 'pifknee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# on itv1, there's scotland vs france
But hardly any scotland men or french men on the game pitch
Kicking a ball.
croatia has tricked spain into giving france a free goal against poland
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bloody Croats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I prefer this explanation actually.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
caldwell, maloney, brown, mcgeady all scottish. and we have the only english player on the pitch. not that it matters these days.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! connor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I said hardly any
not none.
I want scotland to win.
I like celtic.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# But Fortune isn't very good by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# And talking of Scotland (but not Celtic-town), your sig is the one that won best joke at Edinburgh, isn't it?
Big, big let down.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yes, I lolled
Mcgowen's joke that was voted one of the worst wasnt that bad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Shit!
That was liquid football!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# His foot was like a traction engine
Oh and another!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I'LL EXPLAIN
The football player in red is a Mr Eduardo, pictured immediately before his leg was horrifically broken in February 2008, and he was just controversially awarded a penalty for Arsenal against Celtic in a vital Champions League Qualifier second leg tie. The aggregate score is now 3-0 to Arsenal, and it's difficult to see Celtic coming back, despite having had one goal so far this evening disallowed for offside.

That will be £5, write my address on a fiver and see if it gets here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# My explaination was better
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# try 4-0 :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# try 5-0 :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# try 5-1 :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# *covers eyes*
Christ that was a horrible injury
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# cheating croation cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# croation
but yes, i did used to like him but now i see he deserved his broken leg
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! connor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# if he breaks one tonight I'll piss myself

he deserves no fucking less
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# what is it about these greasy players that makes them dive
novo, c. ronaldo, eduardo..

maybe the grease from their faces works it's way down to their boots.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! connor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# He's Brazilian
Why are your team dressed as bumblebees, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# He's croation just like manual almunia is english right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# TWO !!!
Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# because bumblebees are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# :D
Also, :( at the match.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# That they are mate :)
Yay to happy bumblebees
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Always was a fan.....
until one creeped under my tshirt on Sat while I was snoozin, and stung me the little bastard!!!!
(JakeyD, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I dont get football
so heres a woman kicking a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# tj:
what's the provenance of smug bastard?
(meepmeep is, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# speak english
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# getty image search result
i have seen pics from the same set, but for the life of me i can't find the source
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# looks like it was pickledpizza that originated his use on this board
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I put the original through tineye and it just gave me nine different /board meme images
So no luck finding anything there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# inspired by zeltergiset and his bear and bike piccy
I don't care how fast you can run that bear is gonna eat you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Soon Bolt will hit the 88mph threshold.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# The Libyans will be sorry then!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Looks a bit like the bear's waterskiing behind him
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# pmsl paint ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This needs to be a sport for the 2012 olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You've photoshopped a beak onto a sausage bird
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# poor poor sausage bird
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why can't you just drop things instead of taking them too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You used to be cool dude. You used to be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Why are you replying yourself that you used to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I don't even know which me I was relpying to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hey, China still cool
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Sausagebird was well shopped, well done.
I wholeheartedly appologise for my yeah, kookaburra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# If correctly identifying bird species is your thing I'm not gonna stop you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Tch0rt, did you change your name to hide the whole drunken scat incident?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/9653435#post9653455
Keep up that was ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I'm very slow. Brainularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Nice one!
Reminds me of this
The Onion
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# RUN FOREST, RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Four legs good, two legs bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Another Dead Kennedy
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# America mourns its dead prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Angles.
Wiv de angles.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I miss the IRA
The news is boring without them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
"They haven't gone away, you know" to quote
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)

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