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# Number 3 in my series of Marvel characters
Last one for today, I have to do some web development work for the rest of the day for the new webcomic.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# cute!
he looks like he's going to a fancy dress party in south park
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# has he just realised he's lost this dog?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# He's sad because Spidey has just told him his Billy club is pink not red...
...he never knew
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Bad day huh DareDevil?
Someone chained your sausages together and you forgot to buy colourfast fabric.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :)
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(herman:D, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :)))
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(herman:D, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ...hot air dog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *sniff sniff*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# there is a little green dog just out of sight saying "No! Try not! Do or do not, there is no try!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# that dog must have a lovely view of it's arse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Grrrrrrrroaaarrrr!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
You're on fire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Minor TJ : LOLBOGS
Saw this today
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# lol
My fave was when in a public bog in Vietnam. I was shitting my ring piece out, doubled over when i noticed write at my eye level at the bottom of the khazi door the sage words, 'Maybe you shouldn't have had that spicy curry.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# CHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# No I am not Vietnamese and you cannot cyfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
*Clicket click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :)
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(herman:D, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I am currently munching on some Korean chilli rice crackers.

Thems yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# i'm trying to like this
but animals in clothes is wrong and only done by insane old ladies wearing tea-cosy hats and smelling of piss and celery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yes, animals wearing ordinary clothes is wrong. However, a uniform makes any animal look dignified.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# i disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's bark is not worse than it's bite.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Katie Price

I'm experimenting a bit with eyes. A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I think I need to go over the rules of scissor, paper, stone with you two one more time.
EDIT: or scissor, pape, stone, lizard, spock
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)
# that's old hat
all the cool kids are playing rock, scissors, paper, lizard, spock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
funny you should say that:P

I also worry if that's your definition of cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i can't help it
i love sheldon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
How many excast members of Roseanne are there in that show?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# i'm not sure
but roseanne was a great show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah
I'm amazed with the number of times they endlessly repeat Fraiser and the inaptly named 'Everybody Live Raymond' that Sky don't start showing that. Fantastic show.
You seen the last episode? Pretty good. In the end Roseanne is sitting poised to start writing her memoirs after John Goodman dies of a heart attack.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that was a brilliant episode
i've seen it about 4 times. the stoned episode was the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I remember watching my step daughter trying to play rock paper scissors with 10 friends when she was about 7
I had recently taught her, and she explained the rules very well to her friends. She just didn't understand that it only works with 2 people.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# aawww, bless
at least she wasn't playing with barbie dolls, those things are pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You can play rock, paper, scissors with more than 2
It works like a knockout competition
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Cock, muff, bumhole
is better.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# she looks rather jennifer tilly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# arrrcghh
The eyes! They follow you round the room......then out into the coridoor and up the stairs, you have to rush for the bathroom door to stop em following you in there too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# pfft-she has that manic"blobstrop"look
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Stay out of the water....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin, I won't let you in...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
Dear Mr.FWM.

Please see my below comment regard the use for scrotal tissue on faces.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# +e

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# enabler!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It looks so pleased with itself
I wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# You're going to need a bigger razor...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *shaving the shark*
what a wonderful euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahaha!
needs more pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Archhh SHAVE IT WITH FLAMING BLADES!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# you're gonna need a bigger razor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Bring on the hot wax of demon slime!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# *milks jordan*
there ya go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# she will never feel it's missing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Haha lully shark
Did anyone see that documentary about Goliath Tigerfish last night? They give me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Mmmmm...
Beardy shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha that's great :D
moments later:

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Dame Judi's let herself go a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# board is really giving me the fear today!
top skills there, gettin a clicky
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# that's gob's done some stretching
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha!
holy crap!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Crikey!
Robin Cook...?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# bloody hell! *fears*
"years of eating super-sour sweets have taken their toll on Dame Judy Dench"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# not exactly the face of olay, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *giggles*
/relurks

scooby dooby doo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your ging-ger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# isn't it the solution to Rubik's Cube?
damn. must have pasted in the wrong link!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# could have been worse.
I could have been a picture from 2 girls 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# mister humphries
(Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha
her face is made of scrotal tissue!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ew...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That's nothing.
Everytime she goes out in cold weather she gets a face life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha...
lovely and taut...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# soft soft soft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# YES to this kind of thing!


"Gimme a kiss"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Grrr....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# D :
cripes!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehehe
wasn't he the snowman in Monsters Inc?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha!
ye gods!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I don't think I've seen my mother in over five years
but for some reason I'm finding myself wanting her.



No not like that you sicko.

I can just imagine if it could talk.

'Stop looking at me.'
'No! You're looking at me!'
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# In stereo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Haha just noticed!
Good one - you were clearly baiting that reply and I equally clearly delivered ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
i love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# MmmmmmoOOooOOOO??????

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# gah! *runs in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Awww can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hehe bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Can it be milked....?
You ask it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# those damn scientists
with their hamster growth serum
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ULTRA PIPI!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# zoinks!
Is that a real building?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# i destroyed it on photoshop
apparently yes its russian, hang on il find it

edit: here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Wow!
That's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
#
☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# heh
:D
www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2009/sep/01/express-ant-dec-headline-error
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
and the answer is "NO"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Oh shit, I just spazzed over to links and it's been there for over an hour
I didnt even check there first :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
#
∰ ∰ ∰ ∰ ∰ ∰ ∰ ∰
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# it's a 7 star abomination
with amazing sea views, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Not Related to the Marvel Disney thing...
...I started these before all that crap was announced yesterday and decided I'd just continue my playing around with marvel characters despite the news surrounding.

Anyhow, here's Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I can see right through Tony
Hullo Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# It's a design feature.
It for meassuring a potion of spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# what marvel disney
thing?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The following sad news
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8230504.stm
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Dear god no!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yep, Spidey, Wolverine, etc... they're all Disney Characters now (or they will be soon)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# 'Disney's unique portfolio of brands'
Unique because half of them were existing characters and stories hundreds of years old which were taken, copywrites and perversely warped.

The one that pissed me off the most was the sequel to 101 dalmations, cleverly called 102 dalmations.

Dodie Smith infact wrote a sequel to her book and it was called Twilight Barking. How do you make a sequel when one already exists?
Especially when the orginal had a completely different name and plot?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# oh, fuck...
that is rather sad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# bad times
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I like Tony.
He looks very approachable.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# oh, that's a bit marvelous, that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# did this for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# For the Phallic logo competition.
I found this on the side of a general shop in Leeds. The bell end in the picture is me.

b

(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You've got gorgeous lips, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# GAYLORD
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# under your stairs
i sniff your feet as you walk past and beat myself off to the smell
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I'm surprised you managed to find room amoungst the dead prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It was tight, I'll give you that
Luckily, as you will know, they were child prostitutes so they don't take up much room
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Well you know how it is
You anally violate one but their so morish. They'll only run off and tell the police so you have to give them a concrete enima and shove them in the basement.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# i thought you'd be doing something kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I'm nothing if not predictable
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# stop grooming.
he said leeds, not germany.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *sighs*
EDIT: I wasn't going to do anything with your image but now you've gone and hidden yourself on it I feel duty bound.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I found this. I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I was confused here for a moment

I only saw the 'badly cropped' image above and wondered how you retrieved this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# mad skillz
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
It's not really that phallic, is it.

Your head is more phallic, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# wow.
You're really cool, aren't you?
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah but dude.
Free calls!


Shame he's got no friends to call though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Also Barbs...is it a logo?
And what's that in his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Actually using special image enhancing software I can reveal that it's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Great Embroidery!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
I love the font.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Phallicman?
(JakeyD, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# bet he felt a prick
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# well you've gone and done it now, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# o hello
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Nice
I was a little concerned seeing this on the door of my local chippy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Is that like the National Front for people with stutters?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha well it looks like it would make you go "NFFF" at the very least...
Very knobbly and uncomfortable-looking.

We have this outside a florist that is being redeveloped into a fast-food outlet of some description (sign o' the times or what?). Someone's graphic designer is loving having slipped that one through the net.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Pfft
You should paint on a ring.

(on one of the fingers)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha I saw this on a building site in Hulme
and was going to take a picture, but you beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# lol u fail ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The outlines are all black on the sticker at the shop
The fuzz is just creepy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Probably a little unwise posting actual pictures of yourself here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# uh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not that heartless...
but I recognise that puts me in a minority around here ;)

EDIT oo ninja cropping. Hope somebody right-clicked it in time :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ed: nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I wouldn't dream of it.
Unless other people start, then I'll probably join in...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
yeah they have done... ah well.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Good skills ;)
...and surprisingly gentle treatment. Not a shred of magenta in sight.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# silly ghosty has posted the original
madness ensues :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's part of the learning process...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I'm a wuss.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# the internet never forgets!
mwahahaha!

edit: but you're not a wuss. You're replying, you didn't delete the post and you're taking it in a good spirit. Well done, you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# This.
Take it on the chin, move on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Too late :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# i coloured in someone elses drawing...


Click for bigger (110 kb)

original line art here stevensanchez.deviantart.com/art/Goth-SuperGirl-131463746 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# You didn't even go over the lines!
She is not a goth. She's smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i know
i'm amazed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like Sanchez's stuff.
Supergirl's got her logo stamped into her boobs :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I've never wanted to be a logo so much in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# his stuff is great!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Slight announcement, and excuse the new thread, but there is an image here.


Finally got around to updating it. Date has been moved back to November 5th, & a few suggestions have been made for ideas and also picking people to work with. if you're interested, please sign up, and get gazzing people :)
For anyone struggling for an idea, the date may give you a start on somewhere to go with it.

Calendar page here:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135

and if you haven't been gazzed yet, then get gazzing yourself!

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# woop
i'd do this! :D

anyone want to collab with me - gaz me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *gasps*
*returns sarky comments about events in new posts*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# haha, I was waiting for this, but it is a new image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# And everytime I did it I used a new image too.
Didn't stop you though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# this is my first offence
I lost count of yours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# How was it an offence though.
They all included orginal, shopped images that I'd spent time on.

So I'll have to let you off with a

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I feel pardoned
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# what's going on with the hostel fella, meant to ask the other day?
I assume it may/may not affect next year's London shindig?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# We're not definately closing now.
It's been called off but that doesn'rt mean it won't happen. It's the worst Summer I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I can imagine :/
hope it all works out ok for you fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm not actually that fussed to be honest:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ah, yes!
really ought to get going on this... so far I have done precisely nothing except express an interest.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# looking forward to this :D
I'll certainly have a go at the quilt idea!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I look forward to this
I have no contributable skills, but I shall enjoy the fruits of everyone's labours :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Signed up for some ultramediocrity
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# this looks great
count me in!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
#


Also (not asked for a while): what should I draw the'day?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I feel her pain. :P

EDIT: SPARSETA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much what happens when I draw too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah but unlike us he appears not to be able to do a bad stickman.:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# haha this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# We are vastly superior in out insuperiority!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Yeah - his is in proportion and everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# If that's in proportion
your kacks must be fucking huge!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...now I'm not going to make a killerkitty joke
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I would think
I'd be more in the frame than her!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This is MADNESS
Art kicking Pip down a hole.

Or more of fantasy Kat?

You could try manakin dueling Pirates.

Or Chloe with a new squeeze.

or Hamster being sick on a trampoline.

And we havn't seen much of Hilary/Gabriella Goodtime for a while.

Only suggestions...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# DVDA?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
yaaaaaaaaaaay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Heh heh, she has my level of skills
I would like to see Captain Slow beating Clarkson to death with each of an ordered collection of size-sorted spanners
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# arf!
kat is hot for some of arts action.

and by that i mean his drawing skillz.


i suggest a mecha-zilla Vs. godzilla.

with tits.

in neo tokyo.

under a new japanese govenment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Pat butcher crimping off a nutty load into the face of Babs Windsor
While Mike Reid stands naked, pulling away at his withered, greying old cock, alternately kicking each of them in the cunt, in a kind of kosak cunt kicking dance
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I heartily endorse this
and it's also the first time I've seen fourdam here for aaaaages.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# here here
For this reason alone I should get my drawing
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# A duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That's not a duck, that's a swan.
/reading board wrong way blog
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ...
Photobucket

Edit: Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
That's actually really good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *brain assplodes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahah! brilliant and confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha!
that swan is messing with physics, man...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# indecisive bugger !.....
he just dont know what gum he wants :O

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ash Ketchum!
Goddammit I hate Pokémon
(. Y . ), Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Match of the Day Line Up (2009 - 2010)
(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# That's so harsh...
I think she's lovely.
And like Helen Chamberlain, loving football makes you instantly more attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Actually
I think she's pretty hot. But I've had Frankie Boyle's 'transvestite' slurs from MTW in my mind all week.
(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Oi what are you doing on a computer? Shouldn't you be ... touristing?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# sitting in me pants
eating toats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Not for me it doesn't.
A woman should only be able to watch TV if you bring the TV into the kitchen. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# She doesn't look at all mannish.
In other news today I am having fresh bagette with Lancashire cheese, proper ham, lovely ripe tomatoes with mustard.

What yam b3ta having for luncheon today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I had a sandwich with peppered ham and mayonnaise,
made with homemade carrot bread. And some crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# well I forgot to bring lunch with me today, so I had to pick up some over-priced sushi. It has given me indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Didn't bring it to school?
You're going to have to eat it in your underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# toats with pate
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Fried tomatoes on toast.
Don't look at me like that. There's nothing else in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Are you saying...
...you WOULD Adrian Chiles over Gabby Logan?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Wouldn't you?
NSFW: amadeo.blog.com/repository/810714/2725838.jpg

(contains Chiles' bottom)
(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I wonder if that made him feel a little inferior.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Do you think it's Shoppery or him just being misguided?
(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Sweet merciful CRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]


Velocipede!
(GravyMoth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Is that redsushi with a moustache?
No wonder he's always getting hurt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# he looks so dashing`
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha excellence!
Is it bad form to be automatically suspicious of something this good coming from someone with an "L" plate?

So, being positive, welcome to b3ta new person. Pull up a chair and shop a kitten - you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Good first post
Chair, pull up a welcome, shop a kitten etc.

Now with added first click!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# outstanding!
welcome to b3ta, rearrange a kitten and stack a stool, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# we really need to think of something new to say to people
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great first post, pull up a kitten and 'shop a stool. You'll never leaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Aarw!
That stinks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That was only a virtual one
in 3d they smell a LOT worse*.


*I blame my meds+homebrew
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Every time a newbie posts a good first post
I'm reminded of my abortive first try.

The shame! It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Good
and so you should be. {;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I posted a photoshopped picture with myself in it
the only reply mentioned my camel toe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I bet that gave you the hump.....
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Were you in a dark green one-piece swimsuit and a water polo cap?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hohohoho

no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Mine was posted in an existing thread. It was a picture of a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ah, my first post:
jelly.b3ta.com/board/7175924
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh damn, you did good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Good one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Mine was in an existing thread...
but hotlinked...

*burns with shame*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# every time a newbie posts a good first post
God gives birth to a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# And for every bad first post
Margaret Thatcher is granted another month of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# blimey... she must be immortal by now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# very well done
new person!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha
fandabbidozy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# clickies
pop ass stool on kittens and leaves
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Tip top!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# posh gorilla says..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# if you are new today,
we will share a b3ta birthday next year
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# FLAMING WAX COLUMN!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# good lord
*monocle falls out*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] vote for change thing

People will get the reference, won't they?


(StripeyCat, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# They should make it like 'Its a knock out'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# This.
With a slime machine at the end for the losing party.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'm sure they will...
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# "Looks like that Moat's a twenty footer"...
"Twenty five".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Terrible bullying of the michelin man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# He's called 'Bibendum'.
It's a pretty stupid name, but that's life (says the man with the surname 'Haggis').
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I knew a Christopher Cross (no, seriously, I'm not making this up).
And a girl whose surname was 'Hotass'. I kid you not.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
I used to work in a Ship's Chandler and the sales rep for the company Crewsaver (who make lifejackets and stuff) was called Will Drown. At least that's what it said on his business card.

If it was a wind-up, he played it very straight.

edit: just googled him - he was the real deal...well, I'll be.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Christopher Cross is a common one
One year there were four at my school across the various year groups.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Michelin man's gonna get mad
and TAKE HIM DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# albino mutant ninja turtles
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Michael Howard's Fisting Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

EDIT: In other news, I have a sudden craving for a mint-chocolate Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# haha!
I love 'helped through the dark veil' - sounds almost pleasant...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# If you liiiiiiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit
Join the euphemism society
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I think my membership expired...
it passed away last week.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I heard that the Eiffel Tower is just a metaphorical penis
but I think that's a phallusy.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I tried to join but they were full.
Apparently they can only handle so many members at one time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I'm sure they'll accommodate you.
It may take a few attempts but you'll get in there eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I said I was happy to place a deposit but I wanted to be sure I was definitely in first.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Haha!
Also: Mmmmmm. I now also have that craving. I do like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahha!
any chocolate would do right now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Yays
Talking of food I'm halfway through making an enormous stew with some scrummy organic shin of beef. Just got to shove more veggies in in an hour or so and make some dumplings and I'm all set.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Om nom nom
Send me some by emailiportation instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)

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