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[challenge entry] so very sorry :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Excellent stuff :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# im getting good vibes off this
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# surf's up!...
...what?........oh.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Great Shoppage
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# FASTER, YOU FUCKING LAZY SHIT!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Fucking lazy cunt table
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# O HAI COCKWEASLE
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# It deserved to be animated...
...like most of his stuff should.
*edit:thankyou cockweasle for putting it on a transparency!... :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# i want to see his nosferatu animated
it always makes me giggle
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hitler in a box office supplies.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Stupid cry-baby table.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that bastard is going on the bonfire, CUNT!!!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
this has lightened my entire week, I can now enjoy the weekend.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Poor table.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Chase that steeple you four legged cry baby !
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm glad someone did this
I half arsedly started then I stopped

then my chair broek

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# FUCK THAT TABLE UP
HARD!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Gogle lolz!11!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# IM LOLIN PRETY HARD RITE NOW!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ROFLS
KEWL!!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that one's different.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# That would have been much better
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# EEK!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Emily loved it
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# "my first muff bag"
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Me want
when the missus is away ;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# O_0
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# *shudders*
i hate that cat
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# looks cozy.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
the look of horror on it's little squasy face gets a woo and a click
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Liz


(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Oh Liz.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a movie that I want to see!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, milky
milky
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# mwahahahaha
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I went and watched the cartoon after seeing these
took me right back to being about 8 years old.
Thanks for the memories. of my uncle spaffing in my face
:D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Is this about....
farting?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and oh so dirty...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# tee hee hee
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Go Robo!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hold still, punk, or there will be trouble!
And stains!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# cock pea
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# His groin attachment is far more impressive than Kryten's
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# may contain nuts
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *anaphylaxis*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Wah recursion!

EDIT where are you going for your subject lines these days, btw?

*suspiciouses*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm onto you kittycat
You only post the newsletter to gain this short lull in traffic to the board whilst everyone is giggling over the links.

It must save you a fortune in bandwidth every week!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Something from the pipe organ.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Threadrush
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Oh Maxi,
I'm not going to get your present done in time. I will bring a substitute present. I are fail.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# You aren't fail, anything is far more than I deserve and much too generous :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# HAHA
clicks
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
Photobucket

Edit: Good god, that's much faster than I remember them being. Let me know if anyone wants them linked.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# YOU ARE FILTH!
:D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *blushes demurely*
Why thank you!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# What noise would they make?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Splurt splurt
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Well, whistlesplurt actually
But whistling is very hard to portray in text
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahah!

It's all true
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
sacrilidge
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the kids?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder Ripley ran....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I scrolled past this the first time
but having actually paid attention this time I shall be clicking this also!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] She really is truly scrumptious up the wrong'un...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahah! I like this one LOTS
*clicks accordingly*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nice one Barb
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Thats quality, hahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Keanu Reeves looks much more expresive with that mask on ... : )
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Ooh, nicely
Although I had to read it five times before I realised it didn't say dominatrix....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Thx
Had to read it several times myself to make sure it was right : )...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Wotcha lovely b3tans

Just a quick hello since I've not been on so much recently and another quick and dirty (not that it would get that much better if it wasn't) pic to post along with a last minute reminder that the Derby bash is finally upon us!



Apologies to those who get sick to death of bash stuff being seen on the boards, I just hoped you wouldn't mind too much since I've not mentioned it loads this year.

To the rest of you - hope to see you there!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Does everybody get a raccoon to take home?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# No, you have to bring your own
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ...ye...er...no...um...
...before I answer that, will the outcome have any bearing on your potential attendance?

/suspiciouses
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I like the idea of being given a raccoon, but I don't know what I'd do with it next. It'd probably be a troublesome pet.
I'm going to have to think about it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# They really are a whole heap of trouble
...they can't help it though, it's in their nature. Cute too!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Have a good time :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Wish I could go to a bash :(
Also, i think you're allowed to pimp this a bit considering ghostie mentions his bashes quite a lot. Hope it goes well :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Why not organise one near you?
I'd come, cos I could kip at me mum's. No hotels!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# where's that then? Brizzol could be a good one if there are many people round this way?
I need to do more b3ta stalking and track people down
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# My mum's in weston
Brizzle's a great place for a basH!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Fo' shizzle!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# There's a huge Brizzle b3tan contingent
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oi know the krek waiters peak bristle.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'll be there.
But I have just realised my car lets me down for bashes!!
*prays*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *gulp*
That's true, it always has... :s
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Jesus - that pic came down like I was on dialup...

EDIT - ah. Imageshack.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Whoops
Sorry. I've just ended up sticking with it like your nan clings to her crochet doilies.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# We wound up burying them with her, gawd rest her.
Couldn't get her to let go.

Have a fun bash. We shall have to get the Manchester b3tans galvanised towards a bash that befits our great city. t0ria does a cracking job trying to motivate people, but frankly we're all far too apathetic to make a decent go of a bash...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# DO it!
Manchester is close enough for me to strongly consider travelling to :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# There's one in November...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# It isn't close enough for me
But I'd go anyway :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Manchester is just a stones throw away
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# We've not been throwing stones since the 80s I'll have you know.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I will be there
oh yes.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Have fun, bumders.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I want a raccoon
pleaeaeaease
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# YIPPEE!!
I'll be wearing my smashing new shoes, so will be recognisable as being the girl hobbling about.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I'm absolutely rubbish at staying in heels for any period of time
...which makes my obsession with boots and unusual shoes sort of unfortunate.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Me too :D
I'll get there in flats, put my new shoes on, make everybody look at my shoes quickly, hobble a bit, then throw them in a corner. Though it is the perfect excuse to get drunk to Numb The Pain. I'm dead practical me.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Oh god I have to find my heels
Otherwise, shortarse that I am, my dress will be in a one foot long puddle all around me...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# We'll get some boys to carry you around majestically .
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Heh
That's pretty much exactly how these ended up here rather than still on my feet here!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ooh preeetty.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Right I'm splitting
see most of you's tomorrow!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *tapes back together*



(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# GET THE STICKYTAPE!
Byeee!
EDIT: pisstiems
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm so there
But I am clearly an imposter
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oh shush yourself
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ok but I will be there :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Also, after careful photographic analysis.
In addition to getting the devil's own mobile phone. I can say without a doubt that I'm not the real musmus
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# A ragtime raccoon. It's so crazy it just might work!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY
*bounces like Scarlet on cherryade*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Since I seem to be reposting just about everything I've ever made today...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# have fun
it's way too far up t'north for me and i'm an anti-social bastard anyway
but have a frightful jolly time.

xxxxxxx
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] If this hasn't been done I'll eat my hat
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# What on EARTH is this film about?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# No idea
but I walk past a big poster of it everyday, and this is all I see
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is it me or
do most of these 3d animations look much the same these days?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# just you
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# That's what all the cool kids are saying
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!




(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Yay
I always wanted to be one of the cool kids
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Mostly... Pixar excepted
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# HA.
So it's NOT just me then.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I can't see skinny humans with food falling from the sky in that poster....
;P
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# This pic was done last year
on the back off

Over the hedge
Hoodwinked


etc etc etc etc etc

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Oh wait..
..you're right. *revises all opinions of cgi animation for all time*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# True; "Cloudy with etc." seems to have a decent plot (which is the important thing) but the animation does look somewhat generic.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but some more imaginative art direction would be nice.

(I want to stab that monkey in the poster already)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# No, it isn't.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hehe.


(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha
so true
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# based on an old kids book
a man invents a way to turn water in to food to cure hunger or something and the machine gets tossed up in to the sky, so when it rains food falls.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# man invents
device that turns water into food...device gets into clouds somehow...er, it's for kids...got a good review here:
punkadiddle.blogspot.com/2009/10/cloudy-with-chance-of-meatballs-2009.html

'scuse me while it dry the piss off my brain
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It's about a scientist/inventor that invents a machine that solves world hunger by making it rain food or something
with an otherwise unattainable/cute meteorologist as the love interest...

I think...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# thanks all...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Based on a kids book
Scientist that tries to solve world hunger and makes giant food fall everywhere.

Looks a bit meh but the voice cast has Bruce Campbell AND Mr T.

I want to see it for that reason alone.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# It's a fairly decent 20 minute short film about a mad scientist who invents a machine to make it rain giant food,
followed by 50 minutes of meaningless set pieces where giant food flies at the audience for no reason other than to fill space.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Anna Farris is enjoying it
But then I always did image she'd be the type.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# From the darling Buds of may?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# The Scary movie Anna Farris
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I wont know who that is then
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
yep.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "A spoonfull of sugar helps the man-milk, go down..."
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Is that what they're calling it now?
Sugar?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I've always called it rohypnol myself
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# one more for a full house :D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# and i'm surprised no-one's done bedknobs and broomsticks
or not that i've seen, anyway
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Best avoid the headshot.....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# OH HAI!

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I do love this....
...especially as it's post-crash Gordon.


Posted twice... then wouldn't delete either - Friday madness I tell thee
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Not in the face
No, not in the balls...
Okay, the balls...

UPDATE: Is that "Hard Gay" I see on the right side of the pic?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That's rather good.
Nicely done.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha, actual Lol
but with my sore throat and cold my laughter sounds very pathetic
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha. Halo thread?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha, oh hell
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Also...

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# You've done the same gag in two pics??!!!
class!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
#

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# what the deuce?!
This series just gets sillier and sillier.

hurrah for that!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i concur
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# so gonna to get caught!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# EH?
I don't get the last frame
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# EDITED.
His mummy has two dead/zombie horses and they came home.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You nutter!

*backs away*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *creeps closer*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ah, I get it
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# So, is Jeremy's annoyingness
due to nature or nurture? An interesting question...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Is it because they ride horses or something
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# But wasn't this gay porn anyways?


(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sort of
But really it was NOTHING like gay porn.

This was more kissing and stuff

Gay porn tends to be more about ... well... I'm sure you can imagine
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Games of scrabble
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# sexeh scrabble
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Interior decorating?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Moustaches?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Big hard cocks penetrating lubed up anusses?
or some suchlike?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# It's now called "Patrick"
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Does it have to be gay to be called Patrick?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# No, any bum sex can be referred to as 'Patrick'
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Urban Dictionary it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# We acknowledge your superior experience of such material
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)

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