God It's like being 14 again and watching Dodgy German Dubbed- Swedish Subtitiled Ginger Lynn Porn
erm, not that I ever did that at all when no-one was in...
er,,
no
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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er,,
no
I'm sorry,
you appear to have mistaken b3ta for www.crushmynuts.com .
EDIT: That actually exists! :D
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:34,
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EDIT: That actually exists! :D
I shall put some back at the end of the day
Has your shop updated yet?
*giggles*
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:38,
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*giggles*
not yet
Although they were busy putting out this month's Escort Magazine
:)
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:39,
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:)
Are you basically loitering around the adult mags section?
*calls police*
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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an additional m and one less d would have got you the full house
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:47,
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haha
will he be fighting Ian Brady and Peter Sutcliffe?
This would be worth playing!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:32,
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This would be worth playing!
Care to explain?
Oh wait, I get it.
Ship arriving late and so on.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:35,
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Ship arriving late and so on.
wow...i almost did it like that...
...but backed it up instead... :D
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:34,
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I seem to have lost my one where they are in bed about to do it and she yanks the covers out from under him
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:21,
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bloody hell, I am so very much going to have to give that a *CLICK!*
hahahah, awesome :D
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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Go for it Charlie
and slip her a quick one before she gets cold too!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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You've not felt love
'till you've been with a year-dead schoolgirl!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:24,
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Nice pic btw
Now do one of me having nice sex with Emanuelle Beart
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:33,
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sorry...i don't take requests...
...but if you hum a few bars...
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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there used to be a record shop in Boscombe called Snu-Peas
which I never understood
wonder if it's still there
/oo the old days blog
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:27,
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wonder if it's still there
/oo the old days blog
It might not look it, but this has taken fricken ages (!)
Image idea courtesy of the Freebs & Barbie Image Ideas Factory
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:05,
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Image idea courtesy of the Freebs & Barbie Image Ideas Factory
Look just don't start, OK?
The things I've seen finding source images for this would curl your toes....
Googling "blonde head" or similar is not advisable from work...
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:10,
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Googling "blonde head" or similar is not advisable from work...
Cold
and no.
Im eating sandwich with a cup of tea while avoiding work
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:43,
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Im eating sandwich with a cup of tea while avoiding work
Silly Epiphany!
You should have made a toasted cheese sandwich and had it with Tomato soup.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:44,
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I don't get paid til the end of october
I have to be economical with what little money I have
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:47,
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Not eating cheese sammich and tomato soups
Heinz soup is totally on offer at the moment.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50,
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pond water
and a fallen leaf
nutricious and delicious and half the calories of a puddle with a stick in it
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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nutricious and delicious and half the calories of a puddle with a stick in it
The correct answer was:
Lidl Cheese Sammidges and Netto Tomato Soup.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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Cheese is still expensive at aldi... my local cheap supermarket
I had reduced ham and lettace
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:56,
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yea about that puddle you kindly sold on to me
i'm having trouble getting it home if you know what i mean!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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look, if your pockets leaked that's your own problem
it clearly said sold as seen
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01,
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Notorious Uzbek cartoonist Redsushi Whoop! Whoop! turned deaf overnight, after eating too many deep-fried butterflies.
Inconsolable, he sold his entire Cheeky Girls record collection and donated the 13p he made to charity.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:45,
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I find this very insensitive due to my profound deafness in my left ear you heartless bastard!
Luckily though, I still have my ear trumpet that Magic of Chutney made me!
www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/100.htm
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/100.htm
Actual deafnesss?
I sorry to hear that.
Once again, MoC made a cool one
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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Once again, MoC made a cool one
I saw it linked yesterday on here.
Fantastic work as ever dude, but as you know, SW aint my thing :)
Have the results come in yet?
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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Have the results come in yet?
What?
Oh, haha, I was referring to the Magic of Chutney, not to LEGO. For a change.
But thanks anyway ;) It's not my story, mind. One of the judges made it up and we had to build something to go along with it. I just invented the twisted ending.
Results are in: I am now among the last eight contestants.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:08,
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Oh, haha, I was referring to the Magic of Chutney, not to LEGO. For a change.
But thanks anyway ;) It's not my story, mind. One of the judges made it up and we had to build something to go along with it. I just invented the twisted ending.
Results are in: I am now among the last eight contestants.
LOL! MOC vs MoC!
Well done dude!
I met a girl from Utrecht in Camden last week! Trufax!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:14,
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I met a girl from Utrecht in Camden last week! Trufax!
She was actually.
Unfortunately, her boyfriend was with her. But she was still disturbingly touchy feely.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:22,
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I tried to watch it again last night.
Didn't make it to the end.'Noon!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46,
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YO!
Gah! Facebook tagging is horrible, I knew I shouldn't have made friends with people :D
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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I know the feeling :P All my friends can now see both the images tagged of me :P
I just tagged Leonard.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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And by all my friends I mean the 1/2 dozen people that aren't b3tans or family :P
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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O Rly?
I watched the pilot when it leaked a couple of months ago and thought it was ok. I shall stick with it, I am just catching up on the new Family Guys and American Dads, then episode 2 shall be watched :)
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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I watched (some) of episode 2 last night.
It's a bit Meh. When you are used to LOLing every twenty seconds at Family Guy and American Dad, I expected the same from this. Maybe I'm just racist :D
ALSO: Kunt has asked me to illustrate a book of celebrity poems he is writing - EEP!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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ALSO: Kunt has asked me to illustrate a book of celebrity poems he is writing - EEP!
I just had a proper Lol moment at American Dad.
Bullock: Well Da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that picture of the man in a wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:57,
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Haha, is this series 5?
I so can't wait for series 5 to come out
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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It's excellent.
Roger is possibly my favourite cartoon character ever.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:05,
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Aye, Series 5.
And Series 8 of Famoily Guy started last week too. The first episode of Series eight of Family Guy is utter fucking woot!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:13,
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What channel are these on?
Or is this some sort of online streaming mallarky?
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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:D
I need Mr Stewart saying 'Rape Machine' on a loop. Just for, er.. a couple of projects I'm working on, yeah?
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01,
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Oh noes!
Ttssattsr, I have secret things to tell you.
I have not seen any of the Grand Prix at all....
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:53,
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I have not seen any of the Grand Prix at all....
O'Sullivan is playing at 1:30 and Ricky Walden @ 7.
Be there, or be somewhere else.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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I reserve judgment for 20 minutes whilst I watch the second
episode....
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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It's a marketing failure...
...black people don't watch it,... and white folks hate it.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:25,
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You don't need a phd to realise posting tits on the board is bad mmmkay
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:34,
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I did consider a NSFW tag
though to be fair, due to my obvious lack of skillz they are barely recognisable as tits anymore anyway!
However you can have my utmost apologies if the picture offended your delicate sensibilities in any way.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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However you can have my utmost apologies if the picture offended your delicate sensibilities in any way.
don't worry about the whingers, they probably see less boob than me.
(o)(o)
that's about the same level of nsfwness. Sorry to anyone who's boss has an ascii fetish...
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:09,
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that's about the same level of nsfwness. Sorry to anyone who's boss has an ascii fetish...
There's a lot of that about this week...
Adblock is having a field day.
Although I would say that this pic is rather mild next to some that have been around.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:39,
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Although I would say that this pic is rather mild next to some that have been around.
This
This is not NSFW, and I've seen far things on here that went unmentioned.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:42,
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This is not NSFW, and I've seen far things on here that went unmentioned.
I was thinking Eindhoven, but China is a good example of a far thing, yes
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46,
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yeah exactly, I had to read the abuse before i figured out those things were boobs.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:08,
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Fecking awesome. We did absolutely nothing of any import whatsoever
And I took lots of pics.
*whores*
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:32,
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*whores*
It bloody does as well.
It starts with, "Well, it was the wintertime, and I'd reason to visit the London suburb of Hammermith ... "
I'm hoping it will end with something involving bisexual supermodels, some jelly, and enormous amounts of money.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:34,
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I'm hoping it will end with something involving bisexual supermodels, some jelly, and enormous amounts of money.
You are Rorschach
aicmfp
EDIT - on that basis I'd recommend backing off a little on the whole persistence thing. It'll end badly, mark my words.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:32,
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EDIT - on that basis I'd recommend backing off a little on the whole persistence thing. It'll end badly, mark my words.
Oh right I got all confused and dint know if you meant me personally hahahahaha
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:36,
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She's just done a nudey shoot for the american issue of playboy
It's all over the home page of their website
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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I don't see why you'd make a drawing and then go hide it in murk..
it's good..
reminds me a bit of Scarecrow
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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reminds me a bit of Scarecrow
Thankyou
I think I need to fix my screen. Everything is too bright >.<
Is there a way to setup my screen to match a general standard/setup..?
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:28,
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Is there a way to setup my screen to match a general standard/setup..?
Thankyou
From the images it seems my screen is ok. That "Spyder 2 Express" thing looks pretty good though. Useful for work :-)
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:44,
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You're drawing on my screen is perfect
the Prod one seems a little over bright.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:39,
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probably because I wanted to see what it looked like
and wasn't really giving a fuck about how bright it was for posting on here.
If I was taking my time, I'd have used Levels..and not waaah Brightness! :)
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:44,
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If I was taking my time, I'd have used Levels..and not waaah Brightness! :)
Not saying there was anything wrong with yours
but there are a lot of different screen calibrations out there.
I might put my SpyderII calibrator on this laptop but so far it seems ok.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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I might put my SpyderII calibrator on this laptop but so far it seems ok.
that's the bugger, I was trying to think of the name for that
they're handy
www.adorama.com/ICVS2E100.html
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:02,
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they're handy
www.adorama.com/ICVS2E100.html
Reminds me of the henchmen in the Doctor Who story 'Human Nature'
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:38,
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Yay for 'Batman - Begins' related artage
and this is very good I like the style.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:37,
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JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
;)
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
JGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUG,
;)
I'm not sure if this is scary or just odd
It's rather good, either way. Sort of a Pavi Largo meets Star Trek alien.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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If you want to I'll change the situation.
Right people, right time; just the wrong location.
I've got a good idea: Just you keep me near.
I'll be so good for you.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:03,
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Right people, right time; just the wrong location.
I've got a good idea: Just you keep me near.
I'll be so good for you.
Happy b3taday!
I'm sure you didn't have a candle earlier. Have you donated since or something?
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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thanks!
and yes, i didnt realise donating got you so many benefits! and what a fitting day for it too. Can't eat for a week now, but when my b3ta hamper arrives im sure it'll carry me through!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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i wonder what it'll be
it'll be porn films reborn as not-porn films
like... well I don't know any porn films so...
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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like... well I don't know any porn films so...
Arf!
Also, having just watched the first of the new series of Family Guy, simply woot at the Disney section :D
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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FREE BEER & SWEETS! haha
The child Catcher from Bang Bang comes to mind!
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:14,
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wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't would.
I'm quite picky
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:30,
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that sounds like the thing to remember Henry VIII's wives
Wouldn't , would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would.*
*based on reports of wht they were like, or something.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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*based on reports of wht they were like, or something.
after having seen the historically-accurate unflawed beacon of genuineness that is The Tudors
I'd agree with your first five
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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the girl who played anne boleyn was gorgeous
turned me, anyway.
And Joss Stone's funny dutch accent was funny. Bet she uses it next time she's at an awards show.
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Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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And Joss Stone's funny dutch accent was funny. Bet she uses it next time she's at an awards show.
hahahah! Now that's a whole lot of Dorothys! Mmmmmmmmmm.... Dorothys...
OPTIMISE!
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