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# Rupert Grunt

EXPLANATION
Waiting for the snooker to re-start
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# 2 - 2. Exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I know!
Ronnie is definitely going to win though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I'm not so sure. They've both made mistakes and Higgins in a superb player - it all just pivots on whether Ronnie can get his head down and play to the best of his ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Getting bored now.
I'm trying to play along to the snooker music on my guitar.
It's not going very well.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Mid-session interval is only 15 minutes, buddeh.
I'm listening to Dead Can Dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'm liking Satomi's style.
must stop this now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I liked Satomi too. I remember her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Satori?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I don't remember her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Shopped pics only please toucan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, scat is a kind of porn...
...or so I'm told.

(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I can't bring myself to watch the box of chocolate scene anymore.
Puts a new flip on not knowing what you're gonna' get...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I know what I'm going to get in a box of chocs
But then, I bother to look at the little bit of paper inside that tells you what the fillings are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# my my, thats a lot of poo Mr Hanks...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Let me drop this here.....argggggggh!

(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
I'm feeling a bit sick now seeing all this shit
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yoiks !
Too many Scooby Snacks
(JakeyD, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ok, I have to say this - OCD and all that: "Ta-da da dah, da-daaaaah! Puppy power!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# There should be a /requests/ board.
Anyway, I'm wondering if anyone can help. I'm looking for a humorous video. A guy singing a song in a mirror whilst drawing a moustache/beard/monobrow/dick on his face and then wrapping it in sellotape.

I cannot find it, and I didn't have the intelligence to favourite it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'm sure this isn't what you were thinking of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYyD55elKJA#t=2m32s
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Found it!
b3ta.com/links/Im_pretty_sure_this_guy_is_a_b3tan

Thanks, either way, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Kakie Price has had a "facial character" procedure done. I think it went well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha!
I can help but think, having now seen this, if you squeeze her tits, her nose inflates, squeeze her nose, and her tits inflate
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I Confess,
I also *heart* Karl Malden.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that looks like Patrick Stewart's nose
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I luvs teh shirt
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# This^^^^
I would totally buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ):
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Code red! Break out the emergency kettle and jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Just be happy 2 girls didn't get their hands on it
Ewwww...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# o_O
Also, thanks for letting JJ out for the night on Saturday, he's a great bloke. One might even call him a TOP MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Did he wear his wolf costume?
Did he insist you called him only by his fursona?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# arrrrgggghhh! that is a terrible thing to happen!
ALMOST as bad as dropping your last biscuit into the tea, not having a spoon to hand, and then stupidly using your fingers to fish it out, no matter how much it burns....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I put a bunch of salt in your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Poor tea cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that is the worst
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I havent seen this for ages
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIgXlvOQpo

Still fucking ace and wrong
(XsadeagleX, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Everyone find your fail images
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Am I alone in think this isn't funny at all?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# limmy's a top bloke...you on the other hand are a cock
you could have picked something better like

magic news
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R24fyrs6ofo&feature=related

gta murdering prostitutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7b9SbFzIp0&NR=1&feature=fvwp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh Hai welcome to the links board
you have lurked for 1 year, 8 months and 20 days
You should know not to put links on the main board now go back to your corner and think about what you have done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I know i havent posted anything in ages
just thought I would as it made me giggle. Thanks for put down. Telling mummy on you.
(XsadeagleX, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# CUNT MAN SAYS "NO!"
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I find this
to be extremely disturbing... and i'm not easily disturbed... well done sir
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yay!
That means i have acheived something today!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the 'wrong' part is right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# whilst I want to wince at the thought of this, I also want to cheer; for once the bull gets to inflict a serious injury on those fuckers that like to stick them with spears or swords for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# this stuff gets RATED????????
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Possibly the best FAIL ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# At the risk of feeding the trolls...
this guy phones up little girls and scares them? Is this really what people find funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Making the 'Missable' 'Unmissable'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I approve of this new initiative to educate more viewers.
Sniping: How to cap terrorists the BBC way.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Allo B3ta
Im currently stuck at work bored out my head. So I've decided to make an art. It's still in progress but its getting there.
Currently upto 1104 layers. Sorry for the screen shot, the full high res version should be finished soon.

Tis of my mate. Gonna be his christmas prezzie, but dont tell him, right?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# very nice
but your friend appears to have no eyes or mouth, have you told him?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Oh no
Thats really his face. And I would like you not to point out his disability thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ah right, sorry
*makes silent V-signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know much about this stuff....
... but if it's 1104 layers, is it because you're applying one layer to each piece of stubble?

Looks very nice though. Hope the finished thing comes together.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# yup
Should really do it as one object but that'll come after though. Also the layers on the hair take up alot of those layers too.

Thankies
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# How does he smell, how can you use a phone when you cannot speak, etc.
Looks quite nice, but are about 1000 of your layers empty?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# take the stubble off
it comes to 285 layers.

He smells awful and his phone is typically used for texting (maybe sexting)

*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# win.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That's just wonderful
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I must have one
It could run 5 times faster than regular dog.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Or run the same speed as a regular dog, but carry 3 bags of shopping, rather than just one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'd never need to go in a car again.
Just send octodog to do it all. It's a smart doggy. It would smell out all the things on the list.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahah, that's ace! And he's clearly on drugs.
(I've become an expert on spotting that, after seeing that advert...)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# he looks
like he's part lemur
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ...runs...stops...looks...runs...stops...looks...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# awww
*pets carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahah....
Want one!!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha
bred for the Korean market?
now everyone can have a leg at dinnertime!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Why is your dog looking at me?
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# How odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# brad obama
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Freaky!!
Jonathan Ross Kemp...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Kill it now, ready the sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Here comes SPORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Brain?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# is it just me
or doe the one on the right look like Matt Damon
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I thought it WAS Matt Damon!
Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha, kind of looks like a Proboscis Monkey and Mark Speight, to me
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
#
mark speight, havent seen him on tv lately
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# nah, he's not on it anymore. I heard he spends most of his time hanging about paddington station these days.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# good call on the proboscis monkey
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# 'Barack Pitt'
sound's like a military latrine
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
rik waller/matt damon, my two most favourite hollywood actors

(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe ;)

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Jabba?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# YES
Very nice
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Phwooooaaaaarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Now you're talking
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Needs two paper bags
and beer, to forget.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# aroused... disgusted... aroused... disgusted... aroused
ah she can wear a paper bag on 'er 'ead...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# phhhwwwoooooaaaaarrrrrr!
such deep eyes, and what a wonderful smile!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha, so fitting
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ha!
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Top stuff....
I suspected this may have bindun already :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ........................(I don't trust that pumpkin)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# it's a rape pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# That cat looks far too trusting as well
it won't end well for Mr Tibbles
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# so very WOO! and that pumpkin really looks creepy..... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# i don't want to give away the plot, but...
...he eats him!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# DO NOT TRUST THE PUMPKINS!!!!!
they have a plan...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Something very sinister about this....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ...watch it again...at Midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# heh heh....lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 'Bullshit'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# urgh he irritates me

would love to give him a good slap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Me too!!!!
The way he eats...GAH!! I'm surprised he doesn't use a spade instead of a fork, he get that much on..grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Fancy dress has never been so difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# anger rising!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Miho Tanaka has made it quite clear that the time is 14:01.
Should you care, O'Sullivan will be playing Higgins nowish.
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/7661693.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Awesome, thank you!
I love O'Sullivan, even though he has a silly voice.
I have similar feelings for Jimmy White.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# He was playing a little scrappy yesterday, so I'm looking forward to seeing how he plays against John.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Bah, my video has frozen
leaving me staring at a picture of The Rocket's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oh lord f5f5f5f5f5f5f5.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It's okay, it fixed itself.
Excellent first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# When Ronnie gets going he's flawless.
He's so fast to build a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Both of these informative tidbits
are relevant to my interests.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Mami Mizukuchi is cute lookin'. Luckily she's smart too, as she's correctly informed me of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE!
WE'RE ALL SNOOKER LOOPY!
POT THE RED BALL, SCREW BACK,
FOR THE YELLOW, GREEN, BROWN,
BLUE, PINK AND BLACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Are you okay, Ttssattsr?
:C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# No I'm goddamn pissy. One goddamn point.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# We had a talk after you went and atomic offered to take you to Taiwan to cheer you up. Nice, right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I'd like it if he took me to Japan to meet Mai.
14:11
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# And I made this for you
www.b3ta.com/board/9728129
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Haha :D
4 Ttssattsr 276 "STOP JUMPING. FUCK."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Or Emi.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I can't stop, Chenobble. I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Ena has a funky top.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hello Kayako!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I missed her :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# she was very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Now I'm more upset that I missed her. Thanks a bunch, Che :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Cro Magnon P.I.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# this is clearly an unshopped pic of simon cowell
it's also very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# what!
antithesisised.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Aargh!
*hits with rock*

Nicely done though. Sorry for hitting it with a rock. I was scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# LOL
He looks a little like John Travolta in that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hah
i was thinking will ferrell
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaa
that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yey,
Tom Selleck/Chuck Norris gene splicing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Simon Cowell......


or is it Magnum P.I. (shaven) ??1

it's Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# looks like
a cross between Simon Cowell and Brian Blessed... fears
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# This must never be allowed to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# naaaah it's definitley magnum pi (shaven) ??1
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Isn't it Charlie Sheen's brother from
Two and a Half Men?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It's a cucumber that's been used for naughty things...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# it's clearly an unshopped jay leno
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You got me, it's really bono isn't it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# It's a whale...IN THE THAMES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# on fire
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's the worst cariacture of Jermey Clarkeson in the entire world.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# do you have a special naked picture of yourself you're burning to post when you hit 26k?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yes, I made a little paper general's hat for my penis, I have a picture of me wearing it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# splendid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# you should wear your penis more often.
sexy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I don't like taking it out in public, I tend to get so many comments about it, I'm worried about people trying to steal it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# This is a bit scary, but it's okay as Ayu is telling me the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Soon, a Japanese woman will tell me that it's omg leet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# what time is it?
..where is this girly time thing?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
www.bijint.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# cor!
the time is appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Ayana is wearing a short skirt. The time is 13:44.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this is almost exactly right..
but now its 13:47 and I'm not able to see her skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Kei has a scarf and has alerted me that the time is 13:52.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I like Kei
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# It's clearly the poop I made this morning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# you should consult an anus doctor
if your turds look like that you have a dose of the simons as well call them in the trade
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Meh... it didn't hurt as it came out
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ah the phantom menace
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Cameltoe chin.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck, it took me ages to notice the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# He seems
even smugger when stretched
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Stick that in your I/O port :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# up yer arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I think we need to pimp this compo suggestion
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post460672
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Oh ffs
Can't people be pro-something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I'm not in favour of being in favour of something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# are you
in favour of not being in favour of something?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# of course not, that would mean I am just trying to annoy people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# voted
that'd be freakin' awesome
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Glad you agree
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'm pro-tractors...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# oh that's a bad sine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's got potential, definitely,
but is possibly a bit restrictive....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# The classic argument against a challenging challenge.
trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Fuck you kebab!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# If you want it to be picked just make sure it's the last suggestion that's been posted by the time they choose the compo.
Like with this week's.
I mean, Hedgehog from Hell posted the exact same idea the week before, but some noob copies him and just cos his suggestion is at the top it gets picked and he gets the credit.
And then he goes and brags about it on /talk.
*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# no one should get credit for "let's combine the best two things on b3ta: porn and movie posters!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# with a dash of star wars
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# carrie fisher looks too fake nowadays. Why can't people age gracefully?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yeah with their ankles up behind their ears
erin gray's gone the way of the esther too :(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and some pretty red ribbon tying their hands together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Although I may just be a little bitter that I failed to get an FP despite owning the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# THE ONLY REASON I POST HERE IS TO GET FRONT PAGED. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
That's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# YES. Having front pages is extremely important to me.
If I get enough then I will be able to quite my stupid job and make a living selling T-shirts with my art on.

As soon as I figure out a way to get animated GIFs of cocks onto T-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Re: Animated cock GIFs
...if Cyberdog can do it...

shop.cyberdog.net/product/2506/LIGHT_SS_EQUALIZER

shirley you can too?

(call me shirley. It's OK.)
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# O HAI SHEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I don't have a neck. I'm a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, where are YOUR front pages Ttssattsr?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Another thing that is making me angry is I want a micro-pig but can't afford one..
and yet Rupert Grint gets to have a micro-pig and I bet he treats it really badly and has sex with it and stuff.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6267381/Micro-pigs-with-a-hefty-price-tag.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# buy a real pig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I suppose I could buy a real pig and call it Rupert Grint.
And then every day I could kick it in the face to take out my frustration.
After several years of this it would probably even end up looking like him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
this wins.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yes
then kill it at christmas.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Also no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Swish whack!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hehehe
nice work Ninj

anyone else think this guy looks familiar?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8292312.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Guy Goma, Carl Cox....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# mandel son's
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# This is really gay.
But that's fine because I'm looking at Miyuki telling me the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
very nicely shopped and colour matched.

btw does anyone else find it ironic that Vote For A Change is too busy to Vote On Their Own Competition. (see note on B3TA FP)
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It's like 10000 spoons
when all you need is a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# and your weddings gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *turns gay*
did you watch How Not To Live Your Life last night? v funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# No I was watching something about autistic people
Autistic people rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# back and forth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You can basically get away with anything if you are autistic
You can be rude to people and punch them and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# damn - that's what I'm doing wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Is it a new series?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# yes
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00n5pbz/How_Not_To_Live_Your_Life_Series_2_Don_Goes_Gay/

also looking forward to this...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00n5b92
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I have no sound on this computer :(
And the GPU is fucked :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# oh noes!
try switching it off and on and off again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Ugh!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# So gay man!
Also, it amazes me the things that people give away on freecycle.



Anyone want a former boxer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# We had a tommee tippee nappy wrapper
Absolute load of shite, literally.

Even though it's supposed to wrap up the nappies cleanly and hygienically, it was fiddly at best and after about a week stank the whole house out.

Hey taraloka1971. You're a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are they the ones where you pop it in the hole at the top into what looks like a bin liner and twist the lid?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Yep, that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# wanted: wood!
pffft


you don't half get some mentalists on Freecycle
Wanted: 42 inch flat screen HD TV
Wanted: Xbox 360 - do you have an Xbox you don't need
Offered: broken teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I've seen a couple like that. But ya know, don't ask, don't get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I saw the new episodes of Family Guy and one of American Dad last night
Seth MacFarlane is definately back on form
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hells yes!
I isolated the mp3 of Patrick Stewart saying Rape Machine for Fannycraddock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Haha :D
"Blueprints for a rape machine" me and my friend were almost in tears when he said that XD
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Do you want the mp3's?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I might do actually
I'm making a wow addon and they could come in handy :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Mmmmm, gay.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Wrong..?
(Kye90, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Arf!
I read that book when I was 5-ish (over 25 years ago), and I remember thinking that there was no way a tiger could drink all the water out of the taps.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# i remember thinking
if a tiger is drinking all the water that's the least of your worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# AND ALL DADDY'S BEER FROM UNDER THE SINK!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I read this book to my daughter
I'm hoping it will make her middle-class
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
I always thought that a tiger drinking all the water from the taps was one of the best ideas for a book ever
(babyaeroplanes, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# nice cropping
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# christ you are like the resident cropping police
which you damn well should be!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# haha
sign me up guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ah
Sorry, wasn't even thinking. Too many late nights playing Streetfighter HD Remix late into the night fries my brain.
(Kye90, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha tiger jizz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# that's neat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# DO SOMETHING CRAZY, DO SOMETHING CRAZY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# BRAP BRAP BRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Almost very subtle!
*clicky*

Apologies for linkage to FailBlog, but this isn't a shopped image by me, even if worthy of this compo:
failblog.org/2009/10/05/sticker-placement-fail/
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)

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