Is that quantity what is referred to as a 'spot' in the UK?
If so, I'll have a half-spot
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:19,
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simon cowell runs in too late to save overpaid twat from rogue motorcycle courier
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:23,
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More or less :)
EDIT: except that most Americans would prefer the tackle be on Cowell
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:25,
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I think Polo and American football would be a better match.
All that plastic armour would make fun sounds when thumped by a mallet or hoof.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:35,
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I like the idea of horse tackling too
Perhaps monster trucking and cricket?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:38,
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Good call, and by that pattern tennis and NASCAR.
Strawberries and Bud Light, anyone?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:43,
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it would be like cozy powell with full kit falling down a well, onto keith moon.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:39,
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Hahaha!
Tuds Girl, Dr Karl Kennedy and Barack Obama should all go party together sometime.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:45,
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DON'T TALK ABOUT HER THAT WAY SHE STOLE MY HEART!
SHE MIGHT DO ANYTHING TO IT IF YOU MAKE HER ANGRY
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 6:57,
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Ace As Usual.
I use AAA as well. For Ace As Always, mostly for Connor and
a couple others that can "always" stun you with their art.
Mofaha should count as always too really, but I began using
the AAU first with him and it's sort of stuck. Connor usually
gets a full AAAYTTB ("you too talented bastard").
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:12,
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a couple others that can "always" stun you with their art.
Mofaha should count as always too really, but I began using
the AAU first with him and it's sort of stuck. Connor usually
gets a full AAAYTTB ("you too talented bastard").
Abbreviations have, by their nature, a plethora of meanings. And that works just as well in context.
THX BTW LOL.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:23,
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Or Another Agonising Ulcer
as I thought it was the first time I saw it.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:23,
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Haw-haw!
Some new ones should be created. Perhaps using the backronym method
to get some rude ones like TWAT and the like. Too Wonderful At This?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:31,
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to get some rude ones like TWAT and the like. Too Wonderful At This?
Just think how much time you would have saved if you hadn't used an acronym.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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I have no issues asking directly for fart porn
for example: please send me fart porn.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:50,
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Hmmmm, 50% fact.
She is Supreme Governor of the Church of England and all that.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 2:16,
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She's just all kinds of useless, isn't she?
Happy candle day, squire.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 2:58,
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I don't know how Postbear finds them
but Kk and I trawled through loads of craigslist postings tonight and didn't find anything even approaching the weirdness of his finds.
Kk wants me to tell you about her new Yahoo account, she's on Yahoo Answers right now 'being helpful'.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 5:57,
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Kk wants me to tell you about her new Yahoo account, she's on Yahoo Answers right now 'being helpful'.
I think postbear writes more than a few of those
I could be wrong though.
I should really get some yahoo answers going, but it's all just trolls trolling trolls these days.
I do like some of the questions cockweasle (aka King Mirek) asked though.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:32,
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I should really get some yahoo answers going, but it's all just trolls trolling trolls these days.
I do like some of the questions cockweasle (aka King Mirek) asked though.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091010220047AAJTxqY
I YAM CANDICE LAUREL I YAM HELPFUL
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 6:01,
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Thank you. I was just taking a bath.
I'll likely play for a few more hours. Only 11:00pm here.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:00,
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hey guise! did you know you can fold a dollar bill SO THAT IT SAYS TITED??!!
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that's right, just run random mutation and long periods of time together and you get empiricism.
darwin was a mystic genius but he was not a real scientist.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 3:02,
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Better run Mr. Snail, things might just get rather salty around there.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:56,
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I'm going to do a predictable response to this image, can you guess what it will be?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 2:41,
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beat the shit out of a black oblong shape
and reorient it and resize it randomly maybe?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 3:13,
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I've been trying out the Blender hair effect.
But it is slow rendering and looks too real.
Might have to go with a mutant shape as you say.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 3:17,
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Might have to go with a mutant shape as you say.
Man, that Toy Story 3 trailer sure is swell
If a little bit suspect.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:52,
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THREADJACK: FREE GAMES ON THE EA STORE BY MISTAKE
savygamer.co.uk/2009/10/mirrors-edge-dead-space-mercenaries-2.html
If you add all three to your basket as digital downloads then it will let you take them all for free. I'd do it quickly.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:48,
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If you add all three to your basket as digital downloads then it will let you take them all for free. I'd do it quickly.
I liked Mirror's Edge, although I already have the PS3 version my bro bought me, it's a bit weird and the story is short and it's not really fun necessarily.
Different and enjoyable though. It's worth free certainly.
Conversely I found the demo of dead space kind of dull.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 2:20,
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Conversely I found the demo of dead space kind of dull.
I liked it.
Few games have that "make you feel like a badass" factor.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 5:12,
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I think they caught on
Or it just won't let me do the UK version
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 2:37,
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Yeah, looks like the fixed it already.
Thought the middle of the night on the weekend would be fairly safe territory for a decent length of time.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 3:18,
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if by "Cheryl" you mean "boggle"
and by "Cole" you mean "whatsit";
I'm with you all the way
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:47,
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I'm with you all the way
Yeah
She can x my factor any day too. Right up the boot camp into the live rounds if you get my drift.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:54,
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Baby, I'm talkin' 'bout you and me
I'm talkin' 'bout all the good things, all the bad things that may be.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:18,
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Oh yeah! Was that those REALLY FUCKING SHIT ones?
The ones that looked like a mentally retarded 5 year old scribbled them whilst off their face on acid?
Those ones?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:59,
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Those ones?
damn, i hadn't even thought to take the piss out of this picture,
as i thought it was too obviously a pisstake.
christ. if this is for real. christ.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:05,
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christ. if this is for real. christ.
I'm glad you liked it :)
This is my Tom Cruise
Click for bigger (40 kb)
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:27,
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Click for bigger (40 kb)
hahahaha!
I've been loving this picture for hours.
Every now and then I'll scroll down the page and BAM! A fresh hit of wonder.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:46,
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Every now and then I'll scroll down the page and BAM! A fresh hit of wonder.
too pretty
am i the only man in the world who wouldn't, her and megan fox, not with yours, for practice.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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/Smiling and waving and looking so fine, dont think/ You knew you were in this song/
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:00,
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This one is quite traumatic.
Poor stegosaurus just wants a friend, but everyone he meets inexplicably explodes :(
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:14,
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I am: Lively electro-rock playlist. However if sleep in the near future is your plan that might not be the best idea.
How about Pixies?
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:20,
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I like lemons, whenever I get lemon slices in drinks/on food I eat them.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:06,
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I need 5,600,000 exp points before I can wield the +3 elvish keyboard.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:04,
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I forgot to add how many gamerpoints you get.
So I guess you get to choose. Don't bankrupt the points bank.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:11,
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The albino FUDGE is a neat addition to the concept. Haven't used it yet, but I will.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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Thanks & thank you again for the candlepower.
It was most kind of you.
edit:
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:14,
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edit:
How about the original but with Obama's head massive?
I think that's a winner.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:31,
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Hahaha.
I think Clinton is my favourite. Sitting down mouth + musical notes.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:50,
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I can't decide if that's the guy at the end's mouth, or his tache.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:51,
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he has the blue portal on the inside of his pants.
then he goes to bars to talk about how much he hates america to try and get punched on the nose for his sexual pleasure.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:55,
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Three gay pyramids, chain fucking each other with their cornercocks.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:56,
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Two gay pyramids, chain fucking each other with their cornercocks
and one looking on, shocked.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:58,
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Actually the one in the front is clearly a girl as she has madonna breasts.
Which implies bisexuality for the big middle one.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:59,
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True
It's just one of my Massive Pet Hates whenever I'm in the States.
Having to tip on every drink, or they get really p1ssed off!
I know bar work over there is minimum wage, but what did you do? You poured me a drink - It's your job!
Grrrr....
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:44,
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Having to tip on every drink, or they get really p1ssed off!
I know bar work over there is minimum wage, but what did you do? You poured me a drink - It's your job!
Grrrr....
They expect tips for everything over there
I suppose that's good if it means prices are lower and so you can choose what you pay depending on how good the service was, but that doesn't really seem to be the case.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:46,
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To be fair
they don't seem to have a legally enforced minimum wage. A minimum wage exists technically, but it seems to be a suggestion rather than a requirement. In some states it is legal for waiting and bar staff to be paid on a tips-only basis. Those that do get a wage get a derisory sum substantially lower than that paid to waiting staff in the UK. It's annoying though that the tipping culture has crept in over here, since the socio-economic factors that make it appropriate in America simply don't exist over here.
And restaurant prices are substantially lower over there too. At least, in chain restaurants like Pizza Hut and other shitty places like that. About half the price in some places.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:54,
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And restaurant prices are substantially lower over there too. At least, in chain restaurants like Pizza Hut and other shitty places like that. About half the price in some places.
being expected to tip in the uk is taking the piss as far as I'm concerned.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:11,
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Come to
France! The service is included, generally of a high standard, and tipping is not at all expected. Oh and the food and wine are generally better value for money, too :)
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Certain professions are exempt from minimum wage laws
we totally enforce our laws over here, more or less.
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:05,
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they aren't on "minimum wage"
they are on less than normal minimum wage, because service work is "special" because business folk cry "OMG IF WE PAY THEM ENOUGH TO LIVE ON OUR BUSINESSES WILL BE TOO EXPENSIVE OMG", twats.
a lot of them will be on like 2 or 3 dollars an hour
and the tax folks assume that their income is built up to a nominal level with tips, which is just fucktarded.
*goes back to eating lemoncurd*
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 0:08,
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a lot of them will be on like 2 or 3 dollars an hour
and the tax folks assume that their income is built up to a nominal level with tips, which is just fucktarded.
*goes back to eating lemoncurd*
heh
though how many of them are in a shit job to pay for schooling
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Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:27,
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Aw yeah, nice.
Although, what is Robert Maxwell doing behind a bar?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:28,
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Mr. Illuminati returns ....
Mr. Illuminati's first outing
This time he's after your badly drawn boys with his mercury filled syringe
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:44,
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Mr. Illuminati's first outing
This time he's after your badly drawn boys with his mercury filled syringe
As soon as the Hedgehog from hell gets his finger out with adding to this B3ta collaboration
there will be MORE... (I hope)... untill then, I wait.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:52,
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Have you done a collaboration quilt piece, Bob the mul?
Why not? Everyone should do a collaboration quilt piece. You, reading this now, you should do one. I've done one. I think it'd be a cool way to see the work of dozens of b3tans at once. There's details and a template in the calendar thread. In conclusion: b3ta quilt.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:56,
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I'd forgotten about that. I should do something.
I like feeling involved.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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I'm pleased
Will you do instantly recognisable stripey dinosaurs, or something different?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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I like my dinosaurs, don't you like my dinosaurs? What's wrong with my dinosaurs?
I like dinosaurs :(
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
edit: Hmmm, this was supposed to be edited into the previous one's title, bugger.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:09,
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I love your dinosaurs and it's a constant disappointment to me that you don't make them more often.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:08,
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I think this is a dinosaur
But it might be a weird pleiosaur in an odd-coloured sea.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:20,
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But it might be a weird pleiosaur in an odd-coloured sea.
Paint's airbrush
has livened up many of my pictures. I shall do some more in a few days, and the world will fall at my feet in awe.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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Murky and mysterious, I would happily sign this and give it to a fan. If I had any fans. Who wanted me to sign it and give it to them.
Hi boris the spider, how is Germany, have you made a quilt piece?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:27,
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Mystery is the spiced sauce of life
Perhaps even HP Sauce.
Germany is lacking in HP Sauce. I found a shop that sells it for only a 200% mark-up or so. I was very happy. Alas, however, I haven't made a quilt piece. What would this entail?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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Germany is lacking in HP Sauce. I found a shop that sells it for only a 200% mark-up or so. I was very happy. Alas, however, I haven't made a quilt piece. What would this entail?
Lots of people make a little square image and then some time at the beginning of November they all get sewn together into one massive, incomprehensible patchwork quilt.
Details can be found here www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135#post20676
It's a nice idea, I think.
Oh, but ignore the deadline, it has since been pushed back a month.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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It's a nice idea, I think.
Oh, but ignore the deadline, it has since been pushed back a month.
Draw a picture in a three inch square space and gaz it to happytoast.
You can go out of the 3" by .05 inches, as long as the background for the overlap is transparent.
Template here: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/b3taquilt_template.png (blimey it looks a bit big to me)
And put your username somewhere in the picture.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:40,
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Template here: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/b3taquilt_template.png (blimey it looks a bit big to me)
And put your username somewhere in the picture.
ooh
i shall do one tomorrow. it'll have to be better than the job applications that i actually *should* be doing.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:43,
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I have no style or a running character that folks could recognise.
I just do accidental artwork.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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I don't either, I just did an ordinary photoshop with my name on it. You should totally do something
I think Mr Illuminati would look excellent on there, for example.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Good stuff, Bob the mul.
Have a fact I've just learnt: Supporters of the conservative party are not statistically significantly more satisfied with their social lives than are supporters of the labour party.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:09,
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I wish I had any sort of interest in politics
so I could think of something witty and satirical that might actually have a chance of winning a laptop. I really need a new laptop.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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I might just shop them all riding rainbow dinosaurs, stick with what I know and all that.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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I can not condone the use of mercury in this context.
That's what AIDS is for.
WYH
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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WYH
Given me an idea there (the whole 80's AIDS awareness campaign)
... ponders.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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Crack might be a useful addition, if you need to broaden the toolset for him.
It is, however, one of the real ones. Unlike the hyperbolic ones more often used.
BTW: Obviously, I'd welcome seeing more fun with this character.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 23:05,
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BTW: Obviously, I'd welcome seeing more fun with this character.
Nothing better than a dealer who's high...
Mr. Illuminati used to work for Mr. Wonka
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:56,
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fine and dandy sir
i trust you are well, any more news on the revamped site?
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:38,
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nothing yet,
Terry and Robert have had a few ideas come through recently (not just ours) and they are wanting to stick
the best bits together. The problem is that they've got so many projects on the go with the new arrivals due
in Easter that they're stuffed for time in getting it nailed. I've spoken to them and they know when I am if
they need me, but I'm not going to hassle them as they've got so much on.
Edit: and yes, I'm fine thank you. A bit stressed sorting things out before I head off to Nepal on Wednesday,
but I'm nearly there.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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the best bits together. The problem is that they've got so many projects on the go with the new arrivals due
in Easter that they're stuffed for time in getting it nailed. I've spoken to them and they know when I am if
they need me, but I'm not going to hassle them as they've got so much on.
Edit: and yes, I'm fine thank you. A bit stressed sorting things out before I head off to Nepal on Wednesday,
but I'm nearly there.
Looks like Cameron has the nobbliest knees
lets look at the swing-o-meter yes that's Bradford South going to the Tories ;)
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:05,
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Arf!
I think Brown is ahead by a lump or two.
Might be the angle of the photo though.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:07,
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Might be the angle of the photo though.
:D
I do hope the wire dangling from that ladder is carrying 240 volts.
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:31,
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especially
when dropped from 50ft
onto a kid's head
(However like the pumpkin, the charges were dropped)
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 21:55,
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onto a kid's head
(However like the pumpkin, the charges were dropped)
hahaha...woo yay..
...and that cat is hilarious...so a hoopla to complete the cycle:D
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 21:46,
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It wouldn't be called Exxon, either
Esso's the only part of that sign that you'd see over here...
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Sat 10 Oct 2009, 22:15,
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