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The iAM??
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soitb rides the special taxi to work ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:55,
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I'mstrad
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:57,
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that's quite impressive image compression you've used
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:59,
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:23,
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pffft
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:50,
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You know who I think would be an excellent mother?
Kylie. EDIT: Where did that thread go? OH NO HE DIDN'T!!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06,
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Don't forget to warm the pot!
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MuddyFunster like my ex: no recent activity ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:28,
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Teabagism!
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:37,
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milk and 2 for me ta
lovely stuff
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:40,
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Make peace tea, not 1967 war.
Sound advice.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:12,
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NetBall Association
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:08,
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Shopped pics only please
:-)
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:08,
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Is that the Windermere Lakers?
:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:19,
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hahahaha!
it might as well be for all i know about it, i did however see the harlem globetrotters at wembley back in the 70's with the little bald curly fella playing.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:21,
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For Britain it would have to be the Harlech Globetrotters!
get shopping................
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:25,
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not a chance
still trying to work out when i saw them, it was so so long ago.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:30,
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Hold the line.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/ New drawing. Two guys, Just hanging out. Mac.photoshop.tablet.Click for bigger (387 kb)
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SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/ ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:55,
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Nice!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:59,
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very nicely indeed
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:11,
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your stuff is quality.
this deserves many more replies.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:17,
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one last go....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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Ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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cheers Sush!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45,
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Morris dancing and incest!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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and wicker men.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45,
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I was referring to the old proverb that you should try anything once
except for incest and morris dancing. But wicker men are probably best avoided too.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:50,
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try everything twice
just to make sure
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:53,
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True.
You need to give everything a fair chance.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:54,
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or two :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:55,
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Some things take a few goes before you really get warmed up.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:56,
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may I ask where your name came from ?
almost afraid to ask
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:59,
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Isn't it Boris Johnsons full name?
LOLS!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:01,
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his maiden name!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03,
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I heard it on an American comedy sketch show once and decided I liked the sound of it.
Not an interesting story. I like my original one better. I used to be Haribo Lector.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:01,
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fair enough
mine's a medical condition I once had so no glamour there either :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03,
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It sounds painful.
Anything with 'twisted' in it sounds painful. There are few parts of the body that seem designed to twist.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:04,
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melons
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:07,
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haha
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:09,
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just like they did last summer
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:17,
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Such as heroin.
Makes you a bit sick to begin with, but brave people persevere
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03,
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Exactly.
You've got to get over that initial hump.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:04,
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Yes. Very more-ish after that.
So I've heard.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:05,
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:07,
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crack, too?
mybe i should try some
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:08,
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yay! cream teas
all round!
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:44,
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:P :b :d :q
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52,
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Lully stuff.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:10,
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actually if you have to ...
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:32,
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What is this thing?
Some sort of thing?
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:35,
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its a happening, not a thing.
its a non thing, quite a Leviathan lack of thingness
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:36,
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Oh, you mean some sort of occurrence is occurring?
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:37,
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not so much occuring
but not existing in a space and time. Opens 10am
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:39,
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Will then, if it's neither a thing nor an occurrence,
is it some sort of contrivance then?
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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FAKE HANDS
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:38,
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They're made of blu-tack and pipe cleaners!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:39,
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JAZZ HANDS
up your septum
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:39,
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goats'd by the hands of god
they are gods hands, worship them.
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:40,
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i don't like the sound of this religion of yours
don't make me go to your church
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:41,
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don't visit the rectory
whatever you do...
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45,
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i was fearing
there may a be a large, looming organ inside
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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i tend to ..
just hang out in the vomitorium
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:50,
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Queenie misses bandwagon.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:29,
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That's very gooooood :D
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:34,
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haha!
the old dear looks like she's enjoying herself. Despite being hemmed in by goatses...
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:34,
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Ha ha ha!
Also, does anyone know of a way one could search to see if a pic is being leeched from b3ta hosting?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:38,
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hahahaha
splendid
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:07,
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Unedited
The Belgian rental car dealership Mols(.be) has a logo I just had to post. No kidding, no shopping.
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l-rs ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:10,
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ahhhahahha
but it should be in links tbh
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:10,
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Goatse posts are dull.
All of them.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:11,
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:'(
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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hahahaa
We can see how you resist admitting that teh goatse actually makes you horny :P
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:38,
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I believe it to be a cock made of glass!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:11,
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you are right sir.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:13,
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Tell me how you arrived at your username in haiku.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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Redsushi fucked up here.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:21,
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Lies!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:23,
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Hey, sushi, you swine
I replied to your haiku But you deleted. it.
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24,
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I accidentally deleted it,
rather than edit it :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24,
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my wonderful creation
gone forever... waaaah!
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:26,
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we had a campfire.
we were on magic mushrooms. my friend's a drummer. i am a cucumber=6. i'm a cucumber=5. i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i'm a cucumber = 23. i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber I am A cuCUMber = 24. 23+23=46, 23+24=47 46+47=93 23+23+23+24=93. 6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+2+2+2=93 3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2=93. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=93 i made a non-haiku poem about it. would you like to hear it?
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47,
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i hope you were planning on saying yes cause here it is.
1 Will 3,3 6 Fixing old bicycles 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Sifting through nuts and bolts 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Ever more frustrating 1,1,1,1,1,1 2,3 5 Darkness starts to fall 1,1,1,1,1 23 3,3 6 Building a campfire 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Ritual sacrament 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Didgeridoo playing 1,1,1,1,1,1 2,3 5 Tuvan Throat Singing 1,1,1,1,1 23 46 3,3 6 Watching the embers dance 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Popping and crackling 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Being engulfed in smoke 1,1,1,1,1,1 2,3 5 Waiting, wondering 1,1,1,1,1 23 3,3 6 Chanting and counting out 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 Sacred geometry 1,1,1,1,1,1 3,3 6 I am a cucumber 1,1,1,1,1,1 2,2,2 6 Jazz and metal rhythms! 1,1,1,1,1,1 24 47 > 93 <
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03,
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i realize this may not answer your question.
so let me elaborate: my friend plays in two different groups as a drummer for jazz and metal. one day we made a campfire at my house and took mushrooms as a ritual sacrament. i am a didgeridoo player and throat singer. he had been singing a song like "i am a cucumber...please do not take me to the pickle farm." we decided to play a rhythm in the time signature 23, which included 3 measures of 6/8 and one in 5/8. after doing that for a while we started saying "i am a cucumber" for every measure of 6 and "i'm a cucumber" for every measure of 5. after doing that for a while i started playing it on the didgeridoo with circular breathing, and throat singing it. the throat singing rounded off the consonants into "royabagigaba royabagigaba royabagigaba roybagigaba." after doing that for a while we did it four times but the fourth time instead of having a 5 at the end, we used 3 measures of 2 to make another 6. this switched the emphasis of the syllables from "I am a CUcumber" to "I am A cuCUMber," and from "ROYabaGIGaba" to "ROYaBAgigAba." this equals 1 measure in 93/8 time, or 2 measures, 1 in 46/8 and 1 in 47/8, or 4 measures, 3 in 23/8 and 1 in 24/8, or 16 measures, 13 in 6/8 and 3 in 5/8, or 33 measures, 27 in 3/4 and 6 in 2/4, or 93 measures in 1/1. 93 is the greek qabbalistic gematia number for the true will of man, and in thelema is the number for love, the law under which all in the universe operates.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:17,
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Man. That made me hot!
Wanna wrestle?
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:20,
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well, if it's character building...
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:28,
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DUDE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47,
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i know.
most badass username ever, right?
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:01,
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And you are wrong, madam
* I really don't know why I'm the only woman on here that suffers thsi sexist shit everytime. Is it so fucking hard to understand maiden is a feminine name or that a quick look at my profile would settle before announcing "sir" the whole fucking time. This doesn't happen to the other women here - why just me?!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:17,
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I think it is probably because the Badger icon
is so masculine? *runs away*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45,
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OH IT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME.
It happens to loads of women on here, dude.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47,
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Fuck the 'dude' remark
it doesn't happen to loads of women here.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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Oh get over yourself.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:51,
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Duuuuuuuuuuuude
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:56,
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I know, right. I totally went there.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:48,
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You totally dis'd her.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:11,
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We all assume (mostly correctly) that anyone we encounter on the internet is really a man
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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But you have long hair,
so you're a girl right? ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:49,
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Only for you.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52,
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I am now confused.
Sexually.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:57,
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Well let me explain.
You see, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, the woman lies down....
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:58,
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I am engorged.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:00,
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Tumescence!
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:01,
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this.
it's cause of all the porn what we find at the bottom of the internet.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:38,
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I think we know that it makes you angry.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:14,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:14,
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incorrect tractapplication
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Shada ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:19,
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HURRRRRRRRRRR WAGONS
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Shada ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:32,
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to the hurrrrrr wagons!
I'll follow in the lolmobile.
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:36,
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I had a go =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:49,
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Those most certainly do make quite a collection !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:11,
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i JUST knew that new turbine hall install reminded me of something.....
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maclondon ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:48,
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Its a jawa/crap art/its just a storage container/daft
conspiracy
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:50,
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ahem
UTINI!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:53,
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littlesteelo ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:43,
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welcome new person
pull something and shop it
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:48,
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Not original goatse hands
-10 pts
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:48,
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hello
and have a woo
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:51,
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whoa!
I did a very similar play on yummy Goetzes many moons ago
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:54,
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Second only to Sydney..... ooooo matron
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MuddyFunster like my ex: no recent activity ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:40,
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Hahaha
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:41,
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This is chucklible :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:54,
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Now it sinks in . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:56,
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haha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:01,
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Hahaha
those damn Japs sneaking in from Brownsea Island no doubt!
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daunkle ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:27,
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hahaha!
/used to live in Bournemouth blog
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:30,
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yay me too
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:36,
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yay for Bournemouth!
I still miss the beach... happy days in sunny Winton. Bit too far from the sea, now.
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enceladus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:49,
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cor, I lived in Winton too
it were great
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:13,
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Hold On !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:19,
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She got le-egs
♫ And she knows how to use 'em ♪
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:23,
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No need to waste them . . .
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:27,
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now then...
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:24,
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Every now and then would do . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:27,
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Stand back...I'm a doctor.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:26,
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Glad you're here doc . . . you might want to check her package . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:28,
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package?...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:34,
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Bio-medically fielded !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:40,
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Careful.
That kind of talk can get you arrested round here.
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:28,
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o.k.,...I'm not a doctor... i just play one on T.V....
...I'm not a doctor... i just play one on T.V....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:44,
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Eeeeeeh . . . what's up doc ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:55,
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I'm a doctor, Jim...not a wabbit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:58,
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Well beam me sideways ||||||||||||||--->
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:10,
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vampiric legs!
stake her through the arse!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:42,
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The screams can be felt from within !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:55,
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I'm holding on!
but about to explode. Phooooaaaarrrrr; rubs legs furiously.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:47,
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00
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:53,
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Is the ghost shouting
"Boob!Boob!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:55,
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Ghosts cannot be shot. Run the fuck away.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:55,
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You gotta find a whole bunch of pills
Only then are they defeatable.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:57,
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Dead Space is rad but makes me twitchy.
What stuff do you think is rad?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:59,
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Nuclear waste:
Rad +1/sec... Radaway!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:00,
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I didn't find Dead Space pant-ruinigly scary as some did
But you are right about it making you twitch.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:02,
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It's not scary as such, but it definitely puts me on the egde of my seat.
Doom3 used to freak me out, but upon replaying it I found it somewhat tame. Upsetting.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:03,
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Yeah, I didn't find Doom 3 freaky scary but it was a fucking nightmare to play.
"Now I can see, now I can't. Now I can see, now I can't. Now the walls are on fire."
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:05,
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scariest game ever: the bit at the end of skifree when the yeti starts chasing you
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:06,
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I still think Black is the most anxious game ever.
I used to nearly have panic attacks playing that through when you got to the end boss rooms and fuck loads of guys with shields came out and you had already run out of fucking grenades.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:10,
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Fuck yes tense as fuck.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:11,
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Worms.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:17,
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Soccer Kid
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:25,
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The first level of
Mickey Mouse's Castle of Illusion made me cry.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:28,
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Cool Spot gave me AIDS
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:37,
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I once caught cancer from
Columns on the Mega Drive.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:46,
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Alex Kid interfered with me :(
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:35,
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As soon as you figure out chainsaw/sprint/circle-strafe the fear is gone.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:07,
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Indeed, a friend of mine did all of the first Hell section
Using just the chainsaw, but he was on XBox and so had no aim to speak of.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:08,
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Playing Doom with headphones on in a dark room could be pretty immersively terrifying
Or "Immerifying".
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:16,
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It's really not.
Unless you're a pussy like my brother who got freaked out by the end of Uncharted 1 because of the weird spanish zombie things.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:23,
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Dead Space is the same
It's 'Boo' horror rather than psychological (see Silent Hill). And the fact that enemies are killable and don't respawn makes a second run more about keeping things tight, tense like a TF2 match rather than tense like you're about to be eaten.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:05,
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Silent Hill 2 was love.
I'm just enjoying shredding limbs right now. The initial "what the fuck" has gone and the fun kicked in.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:09,
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Top Tip: Plasma Cutter
That is all
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:18,
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I only use that, and the flamethrower on the little guys.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:04,
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Oh good, I'm pleased it works.
I think you buying me a computer capable of playing it is rad.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:02,
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Rad? What is this? The mid nineties?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:03,
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It's always the 90's, dude.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:03,
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Also, this is pretty rad
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:06,
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Shit, that is cool.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:08,
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I have seen both of these links already
:C
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:09,
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You must go outside more then
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:10,
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You show us something cool then, fluffyhair.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:10,
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...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:17,
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pretty damn awesome
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:21,
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Oh, um, er
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:20,
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HA HA...FAIL!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:27,
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Go sail some rocks
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:32,
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wow...have a face...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:40,
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:)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:41,
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no...no magenta today.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:47,
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That's pretty rad dude
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:09,
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It's gnarly, that's what it is.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:07,
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the film 'event horizon'
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:04,
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do not operate heavy machinery...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:59,
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Who's scarin' who here . . . there . . . everwhere !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:57,
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:D
ffuuuuck
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:05,
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More Halloween-y type stuff spells additional clickage..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:14,
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:41,
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Oh fuck.
This is my favourite.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:43,
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Lovely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:43,
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That's ace.
Right - good night, B3ta. See you all tomorrow. I am going home to rest.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:43,
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Shitting jesus that's good
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:44,
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lines
so many lines. WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:44,
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Excellent
:-)
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:47,
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Oh wow. Walrus Man, you should design the future.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:47,
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We'd all get hopelessly lost
but wherever we were it would be pretty :)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:50,
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We can collectively colour everything in. There can be some sort of system. Houses are green, shops are blue, factories yellow.
It's going to be pretty.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:54,
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I agree with TTss...this is my fave!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:54,
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Well built built well !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:56,
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now that's architecture 8O
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:03,
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Now that's autism more like.
Impressive lines
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:15,
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fan - bloody - tastic
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:18,
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fuck
thay's all I can say Were I a planner for a semi apocalyptic city organisation on some desert planet in the future I'd certainly hire you :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:22,
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if you happen to meet one, please send me his number
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:31,
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CAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAALS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:02,
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You are Stephen Wiltshire
And I Claim My Five Pencils. Only blue ones though. Woo.
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:28,
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this is the best thing i have ever seen
*clicks
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:18,
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oh my fuck yes
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52,
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Wow!
You should do a book. *click*
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Peter_G ,
Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:04,
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Royal Mint issues new coin
de-ris Many thanks to The Coast Of Yemen for letting me use his image.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:34,
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Hahaha!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:34,
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Aahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:37,
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trevor the tickly hedgehog!
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:06,
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hahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:41,
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No wedding ring = fake.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:44,
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Hahahahha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:44,
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A man can dream, eh?
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:46,
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I still believe it is the single greatest thing ever to happen with an internet meme, and for that you should be immensely proud, but appropriately ashamed
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:07,
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A classic moment in b3ta history
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:01,
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Arf!
I thought of this when I saw that story in the news earlier today. Bravo! :)
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:12,
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fucking 'ave it!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:27,
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where's me fookin' parka?
ya bastard!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:38,
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Hahahaha, Wut?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:41,
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awesome
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:42,
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Ahhhh...you got me!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:55,
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Actionist action in action !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:58,
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He's everywhere!
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:24,
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herman:D ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:37,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:42,
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