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(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ because not worth a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Better than festive stamps in my book...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Have an oldie as well:
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
beautious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# fp this
beer, screen. need i say more
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# great film
but royal mail are wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It's the 'on the ground' posties I feel sorry for.
Interesting piece here from one such postie on the upcoming Strike. Well worth a read:
www.lrb.co.uk/v31/n18/maya01_.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# one of my bezzie mates is a postie
6 days a week work ain't great
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# very interesting reading
i'm sure a lot of postmen are like this man. unfortunately, the ones around here seem incapable of reading a name or address correctly, meaning people for 3 streets around are constantly forced to deliver neighbour's mail that has been posted through the wrong letterboxes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Very interesting
Can't help a slight feeling of Hurry-Up Crowe - unemployment being so high, that when workers struck they just all got fired and new people employed. I realise this is a little extreme, but in these days when there are a lot of people who'd be happy to have ANY form of income, a fair bit of it comes across as petty whining..
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I cannot
endorse this... Without people standing up for their right to work decent hours for decent pay then we'd still be in the 19th Century and getting chucked into workhouses if we didn't work every hour we were able. People need to stand up against the uber-capitalist approach to business. People matter... People are the ONLY thing that matters when it comes to this kind of thing... As soon as we forget that we might as well give up and let the Apes take over
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# But!
what about the people who'd like to get mail, or the people who have to make the Royal Mail compete in a world where it isn't the only choice any more?
(TheSpode has little toe-hats., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
more like 28 Weeks Later
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# not such a great film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I know...
what happened there?
I was expecting Carlisle to show us something impressive towards the end, being the super zombie and all...
Then what?
Writer's strike?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# it was crap
the only good bit was the helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# The only good bit for me was after it ended :D
...
The only bit that made me jump was the zombie at the window in the very first sequence
...
Knew it was going to happen, but didn't know when...
The one bit of good filmmaking...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Soupherb! Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# love it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# arf! :)

tip top
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:37, archived)
# that was some considerate resizing ;)
*looks at non-broken FP*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# oh Archie you are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Freebies!
Now I cant get all my freebies from promo merchandise companies.....ahh the back log though when it finally arrives!!
(lauraVU, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# The Sun
Gets a click as it has managed to make it's way into the Sun.

I wish they bring back Striker though.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
I do feel for them, though - it's like Wapping all over again.
And the Passport Office used a courier service to deliver my passport recently. If the British government doesn't trust Royal Mail to deliver, why should anyone else? Sheesh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# strike a light, this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# spang
SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft! Great shopage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] it *still* all tastes the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It had to be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# just mix it with copious amounts of vodka
after a while, you won't give a fuck what it tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# does it taste like carling? no,
ergo, i always care
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# but you'll be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Well Hello...
Hallo All,

Been a while since I posted so I've unlurked and had a play in tattieshop. Hopes you likes!



(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# this is fablos
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I hope he can hold his licker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# his name is frank.
i have decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# good choice
of name.

I think he's a bit of a cad.
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# eager i'd say.
and definitely a cad
*edit* actually more of a rake.

I'll be locking my daughters up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i think so too
but he has a good smile and i'm sure he can show a girl a good time before dumping her for her best friend, so i forgive him his cadishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# dapper frog is very dapper
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Does he do tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yes
He can pull a top hat out of a rabbit
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# good lord.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yes, I do!
Hello, your Frogship.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# That's excellent :)
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Top hat? Check.
Cane? Check.

Yup, it's a b3ta frog alright!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
some stupid bitch of a princess kissed patrick moore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# what a be you tee full forg!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] It really is...
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# haha
Edit: ooh, new compo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] To all the girls I've loved before
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Pffft #2
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *orders 2 crates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *warms phalanges*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *oils hip joints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *charges video camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# *adjusts tassels*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# *charges entry*
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Superb! :)
One of the best so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# haha!
I was in a Wetherspoons tonight and they were pushing a drink called 'JaegerMonster'
- a combination of Jaegermeister and an American energy drink. It made me feel sick just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I've tried a similar drink
not nice at all. both are pretty rancid on their own, but mixing them is hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# That sounds fucking rank.
I've been young. I know what it means to match up cost versus alcohol content but I would NEVER had considered drinking this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
this deserves its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# "You buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Seabiscuit."
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Utterly brilliant!!
*Clicks hard* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
#
Hope you don't mind, but I sent a copy of this to my fiance on her email who works for Bacardi.

Opened it in front of the CEO (Open plan office) and just received her first warning!

No sexytime for me tonight me thinks....
(big perm is no good with them there 'puters, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahatrue
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Their only use is to make you feel superior when you realise how much you are saving by buying stuff online
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha - one from the heart!
*types on PC World Computer*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Explains why they're so expensive I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha jew ha ha
Edit: More TOAP...TOAL...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# din bun
i think ,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# If a Jew was a professional Race car driver...
would that make him a racist?
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# No, you idiot.
That would make him a racialist. People who run marathons are racists, the BNP are racers, and Caster Semenya...no-one knows what sie is.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# 2 litre of white spirit
nearly £8!!!
(Mr Chicken, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ..dont make me twitter....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# that aint a real book not like this book i got i tell you huwhat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# facebook is fake?
erm its still there??
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Can you make it bigger please.
Are you suggesting that the web based social tool is not actually a real book?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Is that the new name
for the Kindle?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuck yer social networking pish!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah!
So how's it going, matey? I saw a good Romanian film this evening then went for a curry.
How is everyone else this evening?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# awaiting midnight
and forthcoming drunkenness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yay!
I'm afraid bed beckons...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# is there anyone else in this bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Not tonight, sadly...
she's in Manchester. :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# boo!
have a wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Not being social at me, are you?
*eyes suspiciously*



What film was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It was called Katerina Varga
- a debut feature. It was a bit unsophisticated, but I kind of liked it for that.
It also showed a 21st Century Romania that still has horse-drawn transport and a strangely old-fashioned landscape, where wolves and bears still roam the forests. Worth catching...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Were the Cheeky Girls in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ha! No, but some of the
women had the same look - skinny and high cheekbones.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I made a facebook
t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Random random random random...
Pretty much everything to do with Facebook
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAFy7o7Zvo
(TimChuma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure most of the people who work with vulnerable kids are not paedophiles
but that would ruin the image
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Take that shit back to 4chan, esse.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you messing wid me, don't cha know I'm loco
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# .sooooo.... Whats your MOTIVE?
Your LOCO-Motive.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# erm That was about as hardcore street as I get sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Dont worry
youre still bad-ass.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# :D thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# of all the bad things on 4chan
pedo-bear is a nice meme,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# He's handy shorthand
for all things paedo, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah but just the very fact that it's so connected with 4chan makes me want to not see it here.
Cos I'm discriminatory like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Overdone tedious crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# OMG I didnt know his nose was wiggling. LOL
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# how is that really funny
tbh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# good question
he maybye sniffing out children
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# oh fuck off with your 4chan shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Seig Heil, Fuckin Nazi bastards!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# EVERYONE IS A NAZI
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# yea we are all German
We tie our shoes in little NA-zis
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# are you one of those people who pronounces nazi as knotsie
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# uhhhh I saw it in a jokebook once
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# or knot
as naht?
Merkins spring to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# What kind of people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ha, more like JEWtube amirite?!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I've got a couple of videos posted to YouTube
Does that make me a Nazi sympathiser? I need to know!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# We all are Sympathizers
I have about 100 vids on there, but it gets hard posting them with the copyright issues they initiate.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah - but it's still an amazing resource.
As a teacher, I use it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# True, for memories and educational
stuff its great.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# No, relax.
its the shaved head, swastika tattoos and the family of Jews you have chained up in the attic that make you a Nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Phew!
*relaxes with a nice bit of Wagner*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# yeah! ring that fucking nibelung!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ride that Valkyrie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# again?
i got a horned helmet lodged up me crevice the last time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# IMA LET YOU FINISH...
But baloonboy had the best attic hiding spot of ALLTIME!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yes
You'll be off to The Hague next week
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# The internets told me to do it!
I was only obeying orders!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# the cunts have hit me for £100 this month in charges
Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Opportunist Twats
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] it all tastes the same to me


must have bindun at some point in time?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# LIES!
pepsi tastes of advanced diabetes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Pepsi is far superior.
*ducks*
(Peter_G, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's easily as vile as the other stuff...
Nice work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ha! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Peter_G, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Can you imagine if they where ever so blatent about it?
Oh.
(Peter_G, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Oh the horror!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..old news....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
May I pea this old thing:
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ha! Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
nice job getting the font right, I suck at that
(Peter_G, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Grrr.
(__, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

*this is mine but not my socks or feet*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# But those ARE your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Vodkafiend did you put socks and trousers on your cat? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ohhh, new compo so here's a quick n nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# :(
Is that your Fosters?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# So who wants to be my academic reference
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# DIBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Please give details/results of any research project(s) undertaken by the candidate under your direction
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# 1, drew a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Don't forget the skateboard bit, they like detail
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It also makes a handy skinning up tray
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Twatter anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# what? oh.
i saw the word "whoring" and got excited for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Pfff
You ol' trollop!
How are things, Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# not bad, not bad
i shall be 35 in 1 hour and 22 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Woo
Happy birthday.
Have cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
# i shall indeed have cake
cheesecake :)

and many, many bacardis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# yeah happy birthday and all that
make it a good'un :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i shall
a quiet night with the lads, getting shitfaced on bacardi and playing ridiculous amounts of monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# sounds like a good night
may i replicate this weekend with the members from my band? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# indeed you may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Less than an hour now
Happy birthday. Only 25 hours till mine
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# thanks
and i'll say happy birthday to you, too, because i won't be able to focus on my monitor in 25 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Me neither! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hooray for drunkenness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh H+appy birthday Smash
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh Happy Birthday, Smash
and so young too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# thanks
young? 35 is young? since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] McDeath Anyone?

(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
fattening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# wow that looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Dude this app has some cool effects
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# reminds me of the pumpkinator
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# How can i make it blink?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# <blink> </blink>
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Quick! To Geocities to try this out!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# heheheh
what? QI and Mock the Week? no, i don't think i've seen those episodes! i'll watch them after i've finished catching up on the last 2 series of Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Dode thats raly kewl!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Luk @ th menues
ther r like huderds of filtas its kewl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# i cnt run it iv got a VIRRUSS!!! on my roterr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# needs more lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Holy swinging winky!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Everytime i see this I will click :)
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that all he's got?
Mind if I roast this here
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Oh I get it!
I've just got in and I get it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# arf!
i want one of those lights for my bedroom!
with a bigger cock, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Drive like an arse, Get an Audi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# The O2 logo is waiting for the same treatment
break out the quattro
(Corbo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# just in time for Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I really didn't want to get the original hands
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Original hands from what?
What is this? Please explain
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# take off safe search on google and enter goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# you first
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Originals are what makes it real.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# oh god no
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# That reminds me, I have a banana choco milkshake in the fridge....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# oh yeah, baybee!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I'm unable to see this without laughing and gleeing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# oh grand
thats half a cup of tea that i can't finish now
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# If your tea looks like that
you may want to change your brand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Gross!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaa
that is fecking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I just realized
I have a half-finished apricot smoothie in the fridge that I am going to devour
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Also applies to Burks in Mercs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# W*nkers in Tankers?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# And Bankers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Gobshite in a Dolomite?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Is it a Sprite?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)

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