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# what a lovely rallying lot you are


OK, CHEERS FOLKS, STOP NOW :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I SEE YOUR WILLY!
*gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Do it 6 by 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I'll have to if no more come through by 11
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# i would, but i can't
my brain isn't working tonight.
i will, however, click like thora hird's knees when you post the finished quilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# "click like Thora Hird's knees" hahahaha
She's dead, you heartless shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# 1 minute 35 in particular....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9_5uZn6ds&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# That's quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You're engorged.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He's gone all pokey pokey!
This can only be good news! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahahah
all pokey pokey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I have another I could submit if needs be.
Let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# no, I think its gonna go square

ok folks, that's a wrap, I'll finish it off and post it up in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Gah, I've not done anything of note on here for ages
HOW ABOUT A MASSIVE PIXELLY SUN TO CHEER PEOPLE UP?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# If needed, you can use this..........................................(if not, throw away)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# OH SHIT
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i just clicked that
after spuffing my pants
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Gills?
That's fuckin' hardcore, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# for ht's thing


Click for bigger (92 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# you guys! you were meant to gaz me, not clutter the board
but if no ones complaining then yay, for last minute admissions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# actually forgot to finish
the ciggy - but i'll e-mail you the psd later if you want it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ah yeh, I had considered that possibility
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I suspect I ate one of these once at a cheap All-U-can-eat £4 buffet in Newcastle once.
:D
And here was my effort.


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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# SECRET ADVERTISEMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
# subliminal's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I applaud this and I have to ask...
is that a large drawing of a AIDS virus?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# naaah it's a foon
hence it's 'uanting call...fooooo0000000oooooOOOOOOOoooooon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# bring on the poonge!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Your eye appears to have gone rogue.
Take it down, but not till you see the whites of it's eye! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hurry up, I hear the apostrophe police approaching
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
www.mantex.co.uk/samples/apo.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# The apostrophe is never used with possessive pronouns:
his, hers, its, ours, yours, theirs

I'm worried about the integrity of yout Hit TV Show! Blog, Redsushi. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# What utter fucking bollock's!
Bunch of cunt's!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Also,
my blog is not about grammar. It is about Hit TV Shows. Like today's installment, the Hit TV Show Home Improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# What about KELSEY GRAMMAR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It's Grammer with an E you dick.
Your joke is based on a homonym, so does not work in written word.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# HOMONYMPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# What of it you pouffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# STOOLOPHOBE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Simple pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
2. Note the difference between it's (it is) and its (belonging to it).
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# STOP CLUTTERING THE BOARD
Eye like this idea, it has legs! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# EYEBALLS IN BELL BOTTOMS!!!!
I LEIK TO YELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# SMOKE!
Hahaha, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# that reminds me of something, but i don't know what
hopefully that's not going to plague me all night,.


this was my other effort


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(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Poor ratty :(
We have rats in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# aye aye
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Wikus van de Merwe


Click for bigger (364 kb)
for HappyToast's b3ta quilt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I like your pics!
I miss them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'm making a rather large one at the moment
need to finish that one soon... it's getting there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I'll link it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Bloody nora, that's amazing work.
I clicked, then clicked again, just for the craic.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# LOVE IT!
*faps generously in your direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# haha, nice image :D
posted one of my entries before. just realised i forgot to sig the bigger one i just sent mr toast



so yeah, that one's me, the other will have my name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# fockhin fock! fockhers!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fockhin eel men!
his voice cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# fockhin heels mon thot's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# b3ta quilt image


Click for bigger (134 kb)

PSD available upon request, HT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# EH OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# This was mine
I'm not a very good artist, so I rely on people liking my ramshackle charm.



Fuck me, that suffered a bit on resizing. Looks better largeand 170k.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hey Rappi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Purdy!
Have you gazzed it to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Mine
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# OI! Sundrop!
Get back in your fucking tarpit you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Also, it looks like Terry is shitting Ribena
and has a prolapsed rectum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# AWWW
hugs the lil steg
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# yay
lovely fluffy fields
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] History - always written by the winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I thought that was the deathstar for a moment.
The deathstar in the bayeux tapestry would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Not as good as KITT
tap-dancing with Ghandi beneath an orange christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I do like your version though Laz.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Haha.
To be honest it did start to look a bit Death Star towards the end of my tinkering so I rolled back a couple of steps and thought 'fuck it' and posted as was. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast from links...sorry I put this in the wrong place at first
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] always have a back up plan


(edit: thank you mu, and indeed zeltergiset)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# <img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/65864/1257458287/fakingtut.jpg">
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# AT LEAST I WROTE SOME WORDS AS WELL YOU TERSE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Your social skills slow you down grasshopper.
edit: And make you inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Arf :). If you change the code to <img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/65864/1257458287/thumb.fakingtut.jpg"> (the url of the bigger one) that'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This is the wrong code.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Quick update, we're now up to 25 Quilt panels, keep 'em coming
if you haven't time to shop something then feel free to send an old favourite (preferably from this year though).
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# done and done
which should mean 2 from me, if i didn't cock up either or both
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# 27!
in a perfect world I'd like to hit 40, anyone who knows anyone who's not online but thinks they'd want to contribute, phone them now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I've sent you something
If I've completely cocked up and got it completely wrong, many apologies!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# that template is pretty big, I don't think I've ever drawn anything at that resolution
if I want my cat in a plane on the quilt what would I have to do to the image so it'll go on?

edit: durr actually the template isnt too big, gimme a second here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Width to 800 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I love that cat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# just make it square and over 1000 pixels and it'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# alright I sent you a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# This is ace\!
You'd need it 900 by 900 I think....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I am gonna do a montage I think
 
I'm at work so I can't do nuthin too epic mind
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# For maiden
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that quite clearly says TTSSATTSR
TRY AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Does no one know Ttssattsr that could goad him back?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I shall message him on another site I am sure he is still using.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Tell me of this other site.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# www.touchedbyagnuonasundayevensong.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# :(
www.touchedbyagnuonasundayevensong.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Oh sorry,
it's .co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You're lying to me whoop :(
I thought this day would never come :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I'm only lying so you don't
realise that I am on the verge of leaving you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm sorry Mu.
I didn't mean it :(

I *heart* U!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# What other site?
You mean the internet has more than b3ta and porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# www.retardedmongeeseontuesdays.gov.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Cocktease :(
www.retardedmongeeseontuesdays.gov.uk could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh sorry,
it's .org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Is there a .org.asm?
How does one register an entirely new top level domain? I wish to make a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# trashbat dot cock yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# What's the top level domain for American Samoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I would imagine, Redsushi, that it is .as
As. The word as. That is AS funny AS a funny thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I thought it might be asm you cunt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Haha.
Tuvalu made a fortune from selling off theirs (.tv)

I think I actually own one from Nauru (.nr)

And Christmas Island's is famous (.cx)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah, that's Christmas Island. I always wondered.
Surprised the Cook Islands haven't sold theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
.as
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I talk to him sometimes but I haven't tried to convince him to return yet.
I don't want to seem needy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Too late for me.
I just sent him a message declaring my undying love for him D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# You'll make someone a terrible wife one day giesty, repressing your emotions like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# How do you pronounce giesty, anyway?
Geese-tee?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Yer. GEEEEEEEESTY
Rhymes with yeasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I pronounce it Gysty,
Rhymes with Roger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I beg and plead for him to come back every day
but he is all "No, I am above that now" and then he ascends above us mere internet retards on his holy sunbeam
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Tell him to get his ass back here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# did he spit his dummy out?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# He just left in a pretty conflictless way.
No big drama or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# not everyone is a flouncer
GOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# No, he just said "Oh, better stop for a while"
no one has heard from him since.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# He still recommends me music on last.fm
That's pretty much all I needed him for anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# yea..well he's not missing much

to be honest the only reason I'm here is because my ps3 is away getting fixed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Chin > Handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Do you think if we use his (tssattsr's) name enough that when he (ttssattsr) periodically comes back to search for himself (ttssattsr) he'll (ttssattsr'll) be blown away by the number of results and return?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# he told me he put b3ta in his hosts file so the page won't even load at all anymore
part of me genuinely believes he actually did that


also hello ttssattsr when you are reading this in the future. we missed you in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I did that during my exams last year.
Hi ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# This post isn't about ttssattsr
ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Someone should send him a link to this thread but with either jelly.b3ta.com/ or www.sickrik.com/ at the front
So it still works. Unless he's barred himself from them too. ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# well, we managed to summon discomeats back by calling his name n times
but I'm not sure it'll work on a jerk like Ttssattsr ;P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you're brill!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I'm sure she'll love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# WISIEN?
I said WORDS professor! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# nice
random threadjack...didnt a b3tan come up with this design? www.8ball.co.uk/FunnyT-shirts/iPobt-shirt.html

thieves!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# what's funny about a tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Could have done, probably has.
However, in all fairness, it isn't exactly a convoluted joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Top hat
No, not a top hat. A top hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# noice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Thank you it's brilliant *blushes*
:D *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Alittlebitofpoliticsladiesandgentlemen



(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Indeed?
Have I made some kind of faux pas error?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# "Faux Pas"?
How very European! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Not entirely sure what you mean there.
/ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I like that. A man not afraid to show his ninja skills.
You're hired and you start on Monday. Bring some old clothes and some clingfilm.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Clothes and clingfilm?
After last time not bloody likely, I know you and you kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Is he Italian now?
'A vote a must happen now'.

He'll be flogging Dolmio on the telly next.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# He'd be lucky if he got a job
flogging Dolmio in Aldi.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# He wouldn't be
the first Scotsman to do this (NSFW due to swearing).
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I can't help hearing "When's-a your Dolmio day!?" and think of the b3ta picture involving tampons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Scottish Dolmio!
b3ta.com/links/Glaswegien_Dolmio
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Surprisingly hard to do realistic headline text, isn't it?
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Gollywog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# RATHER!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# haha!
'Kill 'Em All'?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# or as it was known in the Australasian pressing, "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# SAN FIS THICK BILF!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# they don't unnerstan' our ways them forrins
on the subject of which, at the bus stop earlier, with fireworks going off all around:

chinese guy (for it was him): is Happy New Year?
me: no, it's fireworks night.
cg (fiwh): ah!! Happy New Year?
me: no, Fireworks Night, every year, 5th November, Guy Fawkes and all that.
cg (fiwh): ah!! Happy New Year!!

bless him :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Did you give in, in the end, and give the correct answer of "yes, alright, it IS New Year"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# no, his bus came.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Bless him indeed
For if it wasn't for him and his kind we wouldn't have fireworks and wouldn't be able to celebrate the day in the first place.

Happy New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# XIN NIAN KUAI LE!
GONGXI GONGXI!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha that was sweet :D
And I must put my hand on my heart and say (without googling) that I don't know when Chinese new year is, so I am in no position to criticise him.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It's more difficult though, it moves around on our calendar.
I think it was January 26th this year.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# quite agree.
I think he was very brave actually, trying to converse with a random at the bus stop in a language he was struggling with.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Especially since you were one step away from
mugging him and stealing his ipod. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha!
noooooo.......I wouldn't do that!

got his mobile though, just need a new SIM card ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# usually around february or march
kung hei fat choi!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Isn't it around about now?
Or February, perhaps?

Failing that, March, October, September, May, December, July, April, January, June or August, if I remember correctly.

And it's the year of the squid at the moment. Next up, the year of the spiny ant-eater, followed by the year of the ocelot.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i think next year is the year of the tiger
i'm a tiger.
rar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a dog.
Wuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i moved into a bedsit
above a chinese restaurant at the beginning of the year of the dog. the noise was horrendous, but i got free steamed ribs in blackbean sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I'm a dragon, bitches.
Get your non-fictitious arses out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# unfair!
i want to be a dragon! i love dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# rabbit rabbit yep yep
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I think that people should be entitled to vote on the Lisbon Treaty
but only if they can demonstrate that they've read and understood it, and are able to contextualise it within a broad political, economic and legal picture.

I fail to see the problem with this scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# If that was the criteria for voting then fair enough
but to say repeatedly there would be a vote and saying they wouldn't sign anything until the public were happy to do so and then go off and do it anyway is a fucking liberty.

At least thats the way I see it. I might have missed a trick some where.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# The irony of you using the word liberty is that sentence
is not lost on me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Quite.
I was going to change it but decided against it.

Almost like posting what could be seen as an anti-european post and using the words 'faux pas' in a reply.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well technically speaking the thing they promised the vote on and the thing they independently ratified aren't actually the same.
But I see where you're coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# They promised a vote on the constitution.
Fortunately, the French rejected that, which saved the UK population the indignity of making a national arse of itself.

The Treaty is different, and there's no reason at all to have a referendum on a treaty. There never has been before, so there's no precedent. And it's a precedent that no government would want to set - quite understandably and rightly, in my view.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Still
Grrrrrr... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Voter turnout 79%
Successful voting candidates 4%
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# 79%?
That's very optimistic!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I was thinking more the 4% ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ha! very true!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ever the optimist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Maybe the question should be in a foreign language.
But written in caps, with big spaces between the words.

Because that's how you make a foreigner understand you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# DO. YOU. DO. CHIPS. PABLO.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ¿que?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Never trust a paper that cant match its own font.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Oh good show, Bannister, good show!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# big kitteh!
yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# BANNISTER!
stop running like a mincing poof! flapping your hands around like larry greyson.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 1971...the first Text message was transmitted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome Source Pic: CHECK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I just noticed the kid playing guitar in the back...
...HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!..................................classic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# (on a side note)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Yet another post...
...to win.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I am particularly proud of how
I managed to make the 70s colours all authentic and everythinG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# FUCKING HAVE 'EM RUMMEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Oi! RED RUM!
THE FUCKER'S BEHIND YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# ahaha
that's brilliant
(ignoramusaurus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# because I'm stupid enough to care

I've got less than a dozen pictures for the collaboration day quilt, that's shit all, especially as half the pictures are from lurkers.
If you do hate each other and can't be arsed to lift a finger for the sake of friendship and likeminded cock drawing then fine, stay in your ivory towers.
If however you're like me and think we've got something beautiful going on, then rejoice in finding a part of the world that doesn't make you want to kill everyone,
and draw a slice of B3ta quilt for posterity.
If I get up to a decent number I'll slave over it and get it up as a print res poster thing tonight. Why? because I stupidly like doing things for you miserable cunts.

Template here, if you just want to scribble in a square and gaz it that's fine, its better than most people have done in the three months since Archie started this. But don't get freaked out, its not a drawing test, you can take a photo of your dog and write your name on it for all I care, I just wanted to do something that some of us can look back on and go, oh yeah, I remember her, she was funny. Especially as B3ta seems to be losing quality contributors at an alarming rate these days :(


DEADLINE IS OFFICIALLY 10.30PM UK time, but get them in sooner as I'm fucking tired already and want some kip before work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Wasn't it supposed to be the collab day today, and did anyone actually do anything at all?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# its tomorrow
no its not, it was today, cunt it, b3ta has failed.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, in the calendar it's marked as today.
And no, I tried to do something with Ttssattsr but I don't think he fully understood and then he left b3ta. I'm still mourning.

Would anyone like to do something RIGHT NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
brilliant, and I thought it was tomorrow, especially with the lack of stuff occuring, ah, maybe the original date was a Friday

You've got even less time then!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Oh bum. Doing one right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Sent.
Forgot to put my name on it, but fuck it. Everyone will know mine by the dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# will this quilt give me AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yes, hard, sexy aids
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'M IN!
 
FUCKING 810,000 PIXELS THAT'S A LOT OF PIXELS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I bet you get more submissions tonight than on the preceding 70 nights put together.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i fucking hope so
I'm starting to put it together now. hurry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Out of interest who are the less than a dozen who have done a bit before tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Well I was,
I sent an old pic, but it was an all time fave.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Thor (good man, proper effort too)
Jahled, Littlechav, odfish, wil, barryheadwound, radialhead, cantbelieveitsnot, belasDad, b3th and Connor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I just clicked 'I like this' by accident
I meant to reply n say I only recognise 2 of those names

and one of them's mine
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# One of them is the name of my piece rather than me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i do hope the other's is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Why, what will you do to me if it isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# shakes fist
fists sheik
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *lubes up
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *drills for oil in your barren desert*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *thought we was talkin sex not poetry*
PAH! *spits out sock, turns on TV*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Interesting, I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I'm far to busy wanking over pictures of cripples


I may do something later..at the moment I'm trying to jot down designs for someones logo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Send him that comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# any scribble would be ace mate
really not a b3ta thing without your flashy folk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I'm in
I'll go draw summat now.

However, "scribbling in a square" is my "style" really.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# result!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# and just to check I've understood correctly...
I'll be staying within the boundary, so no overlap, does that mean I don't need to have a transparent background?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That was my understanding...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yeah!
come on you cunts, i did mine weeks ago. stop wanking in your soup and get your pencils out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I've run out of soup :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# excellent
pencils out then.

i've just finished off a massive T bone steak with peppercorn sauce and chips, and had three real ales, i shall be on the wine in a minute.

it was fucking lush for your information.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# What do we drawr, mate?
Anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Anything at all,
but it'd be nice if it's something you'd be proud of...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Sadly
My PS is still out of action :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Paint!
Draw a quizzical dinosaur for it please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
Ask Morfeusz, he drew the shirt designs. (I just publish them).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# ^^ seconded on paint
i drew a little picture in paint just now and sent it off

it looks fine

well, your definition of "fine" may vary from mine, but i think it'll look good :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I did a collab with Peter G
that got posted a bit early due to date confusion
www.b3ta.com/board/9732134
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# nice, got anything spare and square you can submit to this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Sorry, I'm not on my home PC.
The quilt was a nice idea though, shame it hasn't quite worked out as planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Oh come on you, you're the illustrator GOD on here!
Get your finger out lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Damnit I forgot about this
You'll have a gaz of a really crude little picture from me in a short while. I like it, anyway, AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Sorry Toasty, you deserved a better, quicker response. . .
About to send a scribble your way!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Gazed you.
Hopefully you got it.

Only my second ever gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I would but
I'm not realy a quality contributor
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This must be what happened.


I did a pretty lazy job on the picture.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Heheheh, nice skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Crafty Cow - now to make the rest of population believe her
:D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# haha awesome and probably true *clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# for mushroom :D


CFB (69 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Cor, now this one almost beats the one you made me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Would it be presumptious to ask if you could do me?
I'm easy you know... ;) Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# And you're still a maiden? What witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I'm an ironic witch
:D

/not really easy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# these are great
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] SHIT scared of heights, those boys were.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# bravo
i cant think of anything good to do for this compo... i think its a good compo too... i'm all out of hummus... i think the hardest part is that a lot of history doesnt have photographs.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ive got brilliant ideas
in my head. prob best left there I suspect...

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Take any event involving a major journey, e.g. Everest
Add greenscreen and soundstage.

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I have loads of ideas but can't be bothered to do them
Honest, Guv. O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# John Peel is Dead
Whale in the Thames
Arch Duke Ferdinand is Dead - This could start the War to End all Wars.
there are many things but my hummus is low.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# John Peel is dead? when?
'Do ye ken john peel' will never be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Half Man Half Biscuit - memorable times
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yes I'm with you on this
but I think my hummus bone is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Attack of the Axolotl


This was technically a task for my uni course :P
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# is it a course on sniffing cleaning products?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# What the fuck is your uni course
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
#
Fluffy art teacher fluff. We were supposed to create a simple digital whatever on the topic of surrealism.
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Well I think you hit surreal on the head.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# What uni course might this be then?
(Peter_G, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
Studying to be an art teacher. Our courses are rather fluffy...
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# looks like a 2:1 to me
replace the man with a marmoset and i'll give you a 1st
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
That is me in the picture. It was part of the task to use a picture of yourself. I may look for marmoset pictures later though.
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Needs more rocket
www.vimeo.com/3662421
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Rocket Axolotl would be a BRILLIANT band name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It would indeed
I would wait in anticipation of downloading their mp3s from a filesharing site ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# DO YOU SEE IT TOO MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yay!
Does Axolotl have a name yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
Ilka!! Hehe
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hmmm
The girl's name Ilka is of Slavic origin, and its meaning is "flattering, hardworking".

Have you trained it to do the housework or shopping yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
It's a girl's name in some countries and a guy's name in others (Finland for example). I took it because I can't yet tell if it's a male of a female axolotl...
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

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