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# Supplies!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# :)
why can't Chinese speak English?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# those people are japanese?
:P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Japanese, Chinese . . .how different can they be? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Can't the Asian nations put their differences behind them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Uuuuuhm . . . it looks like at least that one has !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You pray to ereven ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# rovery:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Light On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Rightning stliking again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Bring'm all on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# alritey then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Yummmmmmmn . . . snack time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Sumo Tie
and the living is easy...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# that's 'riving' :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Probably ribbing if we're playing that game.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I don't have the stomach for that game
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# coverin' your rear..................:D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Stable outback rigger !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Downhill sphincter team
I know it well
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# :D:DD
lol
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Mmmm Widicombe
Certainly put a smile on her face.
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Rule 1: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I'll put a fiver on Sumo Claus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# You're on the naughty list now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I didn't say exactly where I'd put it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's called Lapland for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# My goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# It is mighty hungry !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# lol:DDD
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Ready for a free for all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He needs to meditate...or medicate.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Al Gore invents the net.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# and warms the globe
we owe him a lot pffft

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# We certainly will!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ...and the 2010 G20 summit fails to agree a standard for the little winch at the side which tightens or slackens it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Can someone please make sure the Haye/Valuev fight finishes before Match of the Day starts?
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# i think it'll be over before the 6 o'clock news
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# is he holding out then against the giant?
fuck!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Valuev isn't really doing anything at the moment.
But you still get the feeling he could knock Haye over at any second.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# tell you what
if i'd paid £15 for this on box office, i'd be pissed that they still put adverts in! shocking

god bless the internet
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Indeed!
If the boxing falls through for Valuev he could be a henchman in a future James Bond film.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# doubt he would need the money
also, doubt the judges have given a round to haye yet.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# That's the problem, any punches Valuev lands look massively better than those Haye lands, even if they're not.
I think it's probably KO or lose for Haye.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is it open for viewing somewhere ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I'm watching on Sopcast, if you have that. Channel 24267.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# this is the stream i'm on...
www.freedocast.com/forms/PopOut.aspx?sc=5316428A31DA2133109B
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Great . . . ta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# looks like a maypole dance at the moment
i would have given haye one round of the first six, which means the judges have given him none.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I had rounds 1 to 3 going to Haye, 4-6 to Valuev.
But yeah, judges likely didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# last two to haye
they never gave the first two to haye though, on principle if nothing else!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# three minutes to knock him out, as he's never winning this way.
we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ooooh
he had him wobbling you know!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# It went to the cards ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Yep, Haye won on majority decision
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Majority of what ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Majority of judges
One had it 114-114, the other two had it 116-112 to Haye
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
I had it 116-112 as well. One punch away from KO in the last.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i rather enjoyed that!
normally prefer the lighter divisions more, as it can be such a slug and cuddle fest int he heavyweights, that was a real fight, with clear stratergies on either side, and a nice outcome.

get in!

in other news, morrissey pissed on the carpet circ round 7. little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Yeah, enjoyable fight
Haye got his fight plan bang on
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Fee- fi- fo- fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Haha, I'm genuinely surprised Don King didn't say that in the promotion at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# He didn't want to give away his phone number . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Cat's Cradle
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Looks like Alex enjoys a big wad of gum too !
The Great Chew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Is it a sex toy?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hahahaha
:DDDDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# i want to name this
but i can't think of what
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# A Scotchrich?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# nice mastication
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)
# AH-HAAAA!....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Sorry.
But at least The Thick Of It doesn't clash with Match Of The Day this week.

FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# looks seamless to me ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Look, I know my toilet could do with a bit of a clean,
but the military option seems a bit harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# seam tank!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# and my magnus opus
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hi-hooooooooooooo:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahhaahah!
me rikey
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# L Ron Approves
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I cannot be the only one that can see the similarities
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# sorry it takes 50+ frames to look smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I like these:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I say old chap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# you may like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p749yQew0U
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# He actually gets younger at some points
then you see the surgery kick in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha..."cosmetic"surgery
more like cut and paste....mistress has done a fine job though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Aaargh!
In other news, I just received my Dali picture from Logovend. Woot woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That's thim . . . I know thim when I see thim !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# the thame thingth
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Isn't it though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# she looks better with short hair
IMHO
(Pob mk2, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hmmm....never seen 'em together
you have a point there:)....also:heh heh heh:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# she was shit on eastenders as a binman
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# drawing


with pencils, and a little photoshop.
the original doesn't look as good as this, i realised too late that i couldn't really shade in the outside of the circle as well, so the string is a bit of an after thought.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Portal to another world
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# stargate: 1000bc
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hope you don't mind . . . wanted to see it go round . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Round and round it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# oooh, not at all.
(O.O)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It does take on a certain illusionary aspect . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# the inside
looks like it spins the opposite way to the ouside.

which kind of hurts my eyes, or brain...or both.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Sunn O)))
(not a criticism!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# none taken
did require google though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Remarkable recent LP, ms m.
The slowest thing you'll ever hear. Like listening to dark brown glaciers moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Ouroboros?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# what is this pencil of which you speak
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# cheeply avaible on most good highstreets.
you'll need a flux capacitor though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# and where will I get 1.21 Giga watts ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# cowabunga
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# carabungra
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Big KABLOOMA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I facking LOVE this!
Wadercat is my fave!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hitch hike . . . without the hike . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# yay.......:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Flippin' flippin' . . . flippin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Oh now that is full of win
I stopped updating the gallery a month or two back when I fell so far behind it was unbelievable. But that would be on the Pride of B3ta page, if I'd ever bothered finishing and uploading it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] What NASA did not want us to see


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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It's 'Hubble'
Also: Ew.

EDIT: You changed it! Success!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Nah. No 'Ew'.
Those aren't the real hands.

(No wedding ring, no glistening lube film, too hi-res)

Good grief, ellis, there's a rite of passage we all have to go through if we want to post Goatse pics. You know what it is.

Get lassoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yes, I noticed that.
But, I thought writing: "It's Hubble and that aren't the G-man's hands" might be quite a negative reply, so I chose just to be pedantic about the spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# 'splain the rite of passage to me
let's hear it from a master goatseman
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# If my work laptop wasn't battling me every inch of the way, I'd post a graphic example. But perhaps that's for the best, cos somebody whines every time I post an innocuous pic with the hands.
Thing is, ellis, you've got to get the actual Goatse pic and cut out the actual hands, and then apply them to yr pic.

It's a big deal for some people, it seems. But surely it's the basic minimum for anyone posting a Goatse pic.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# and hell if you zoom in enough
you can't even see what it is you're cutting out, which makes even cutting out goatse hands relatively tame

they still look gross, mind, but that's no excuse for not doing something
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I don't find the goatse picture so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You're desensitised
all those hours staring at it have burned goatse into your brain. It's a bit like watching gonzo porn. After a few years of it you just can't get turned on without someone gobbing into a girls arse and yanking her head back by her hair.


edit: screw it. I'M A REPOSTING ATTENTION WHORE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Black hole boob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It's a bit under her armpit
damned cowboy plastic surgeons
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# actually, I hadn't paid that much attention
I'm not interested in posting goatse as an art form. To those who are, I hope you find lives soon:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Here we are, eventually.
And yes, I did make a bad job of it, but that's what the 'blur' tool is for, isn't it?

FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk

(*grumbles about doing other people's work for them*)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# yea ok
It's not like I'll be doing another though. What little humour there is in it doesn't go very far, if you get my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Use the pen tool. Quick, clean and easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hummmn . . . unretouched would mean that something has been touched . . .
or am I spinning a double negative into a unrepositive ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# touched once, I'd say :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# swirly face galaxy is a paedo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Leave the bricks alone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# She looks like a nice lady
Why would a wall molest her?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Because it can !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# oh no my jacket has shrunk in the wash and my legs have become plastic
brick wall you are not helping here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# and to think that she was getting lucky in her lucky jacket . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You suit those leggings, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# If the suit fits . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Licourice legs!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Pull on them and make a wish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# reminds of labrynth
:D with the caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Oooh . . . nice touch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# that's a rather benign assault
have you no guts, man? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# So . . . you would like to see an assault with a little pepper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# or some battery
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Touching . . . is in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# sauce for the laydee?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I've lost the url . . . however it is just as she is in front of the bricks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# HAHA......perfect under-cover work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It is a hot . . . spot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Will it be safe to eat so long as it is "piping hot?"


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Not sure if I can safely reheat this chinese takeaway I found in the fridge
(drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# good job
those look magic
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
#




(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# When you say "found" do you mean "carefully cultivated for several weeks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
I mean carefully photoshopped
(drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Try it, you still have an L plate so it's not like you'll be missed ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# By that I mean hello and welcome :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# friendly as ever
;~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I detect passive aggression
I will respond with active aggression: YOU ARE A DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah, but it'll be a FUCKING JOURNEY.
Welcome to B3ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Seams OK to me
I say go for it.
(Hal Baffe, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I've eaten kebabs at 3 in the morning that looked worse
Welcome onboard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck.
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Carlsberg special brew
innoculates you. So gulp it down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Who cares if it's safe . . . as long as you have a fun trip . . .
░░░
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# must be as old as these batteries...

click 4 big
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Mmmm, acidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Never Ready
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hmm
It was much less fun finding source fuzz for this than I expected.

(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha eeew.
Edit: Oh, hang on - are there only five types of fuzz there? For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Well...
I got really lazy.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# There's two middle squares of one type. Someone's been peeling the stickers off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You pay far too much attention to fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# He's completed one side - the side turned away from camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
TJ: came across (fnar) this on youtube this morning, it made me think of b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# What did you say to the poor girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# "Lick my glans"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)
# SHUT-UP, COCK-SMOKING CHARLES.
Hey, that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort.
Also: hi
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# petehix the bum-filler that sounds like a goof name for a character of some sort
Also: Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# It could be the name of the show! Petehix the bumfiller: Filler of Bums
What would you think if my last name was File?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# In year 8 my music teacher came in to record our work, and had us say our names for the recording.
After we said all our names, I said "And Peter File!" and he made this face.
ಠ_ಠ

Then he showed the recording to the 'Head of lower school' who laughed in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
also eww
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
#
snuxolldragonslayer.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# He's one cool dude! I wouldn't want to mess with him, he'd fuck my shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# What in fuck's name
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Don't anger Snuxoll: Dragon Slayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Better than my version
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# eww
and yay
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Well I thought this combination was funny


Whigfield and a real life Nina Nannar
(drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I clicked "I like this" by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Listen to the intro of "Saturday Night....."
And that is the key to the juxtaposition :)

[ it SHOULD have read Listen to the chorus ( see below) ]
(drjohnbullas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Oh!
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# the intro goes di di nanana
it's the chorus you want.

Da ba da dah di di di da
Nee na na na - be my baby.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6hvEDTZmE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Her name was the inspiration for an ambulance siren
But they decided "Whigfield! Whigfield!" was a rubbish sound so they changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# :)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ha!
spot om - i think this every time she pops on screen.

rizla teeth? really?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ris?
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# oooh you fucker

*horrible flasbacks*
(Stringy, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# you are not alone
b3ta.com/board/9253109
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Just a little further...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Aww
Also: holy shit black apples.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Plums, maybe
or enormous olives? In some kind of recessed fruit bowl. I'm a bit scared of them.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Bollocks. I considered cloning them out, but I couldn't be bothered.
And I'm pretty sure they're plums.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Regardless . . . they make a nice pile . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I don't know what your bollocks look like....
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Horse glanses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Christ, judging by the colour of them the horses were glad to be rid of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# The horses are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Once it's up there . . . ketteh treats will keep it higher . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] He just wanted to show off to Al Gore
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh, thank goodness. I thought it was just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# OK but,
Aren't you supposed to say ris?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hilarious, etc.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# we have a copy of that around here somewhere
the cover photo is truely terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Aye, but it's a good book, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Peas in our thyme
This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Hair Hitler,




and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine... " We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement, as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again."
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...


Jimmy Wales is a Sith you know...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pfft!

Ignore the nerd-baiting spelling mistake.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# HTTP 4-LOM
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *gets infuriated at nerd-baiting spelling mistake*
This would make a cool real 404.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# It's tattooine
;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# you mean succombed?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I don't care how fucking nerdy this is
I want it on a t-shirt and with correct speeling!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ooh, the domain's free
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Took me a while to get it...
Mainly cos I thought it said Shitipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# no :(
also no :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# i recognise that spliff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# SHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Will you have anchovies with that pizza-face?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i see their faces more and more these days
are they our robotic overlords?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ah, wintertime
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ha!
geigh is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# neigh, I seigh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# - Homosexual Horse
One of Disney's more obscure characters....
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# most remain in the closet
for personal reasons
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# arf....got me geigh-gling
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# if the Edge were an animal, he'd be a puffin....FACT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# that bastard spoiled my walk on thursday
get out of the brandenburg gate, the edge!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Ach nein, warum muss Sie meinen Weg blockieren, Herr The Edge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# das ist gut deutsch
mein bien ist gut gesmack
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# That . . . is much much much better . . . being puffin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Top shop!
What kind of bird would Bono be though...

... a hen? No. A rooster? Nope.

Oh yes, a fucking COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Maybe a tit?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# make that a beheaded cock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That's quite a talent,
playing guitar with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Paul McCartney did it
and we all saw what a disaster that was.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Music lols
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Arf!
(Hal Baffe, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# What do you calll a dog with Wings?
Linda McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

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