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have some silliness

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

Is that an egg?

Mmmmm, egg.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

i have no idea what to say

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

EGG!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Yes?

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An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

how to you feel about being scrapped up off the snow and eatin by a fatty?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

I enjoy egg in soup

nice on these cold days

(JoePesky, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

When baddies turn good and vice versa, eh?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

you daft bastard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

Ha!

It's the most literal interpretation of the compo I could think of.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

well i like it

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

school shootout here i come

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Evening

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Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

Ceci n'est pas un écureuil.

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Ratsta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Well...

Je pense que vous trouverez qu'il est plus profond

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Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

Naturellement! C'est pourquoi j'ai fait la référence au magritte!

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Ratsta, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

why hello!

Click for bigger (234 kb)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

Tuppany Badgers

Cooor blimey guvnor, I remember when you could get a pint of beer, a fish supper, and THREE badgers, and still have enough for a cheap whore at the end of the night

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

And, as you can see

These are rather well mannered Badgers!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Looking forward to this tonight

Live from the LHC, by the look of it.

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

his dad archie is one smug cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

if a bear....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

:DDD

(herman:D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

hahaha

clickety click!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

he's a bearglar!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)

"pass my spanging club"

also,something about him being scouse

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

he's also guilty of grievous bearily harm

ooo, eight legged freaks is about to start, i'm off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

He'll get an ASBEAR-O.

Sorry, that was terrible.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

i'd suggest a longer paws before posting any more ursanine puns, you're making me grizzly

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

That gives a whole new meaning to the old theme tune...

"There's a little bear / Like you've never seen before / There's a million stories to be told / Of the things that he's done"

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

tea/monitor

superb!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

Just because

Have a flashing monkeyboy.

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littlefish I like cheese, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

But why?

*Esc* Tongue!
*Esc* Monkey.
*Esc* Pout!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

this is a masterpiece of rhythm :)

there should be a TV channel showing nothing but this, all day long.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

He's awfully fond of rubber dicky.

Redo the whole song on that pattern.
Replace bathtime with bumtime etc.
edit:
Google says bindun few thousand times already.
bigheads3.tripod.com/Song/f.htm#f82

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

Please load your weapons of choice

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

will a shit-loaded trebuchet do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

Nicely!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

give me 20 minutes and a box of alpen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

Don't forget to load the alpen with dried bananas and prunes

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

prunes, yes

bananas, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

Evil gone evil !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH HOUSE BRICKS!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

I never really understood that picture.

I mean, who eats plain croissants with orange juice? With strong coffee or hot choccy for pastry dunkage perhaps, but not juice. And they're supposed to be hot and flaky! Those would be cold and clammy just sitting on a plate outdoors on a balcony. Where's the butter and conserve? Where's the bitter chocolate to accompany his strong coffee?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

i thought it was white wine

who drinks orange juice in a wine glass?

well, me. but only because i never do the washing up

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

That makes it even worse!

White wine for breakfast or croissants for anything other than breakfast is just wrong, wrong I tells ya!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

it's drinking gin from a jam jar that is a wake-up call for doing the washing up :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

pah you wuss.

Rice crispies from a sock

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)

all he does all day is look at rachel's arse, smug bastard.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

he's munching on her C as well.

the lucky swine.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

I hate

that smug faux-posh cunthorse with a vengeance! Kill it with icicles, Die Hard 2 stylee!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

then dance on a snowy runway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

before or after killing

the T-1000?

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

after

but before he goes after ED-209

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

with the

house-brick sized mobile phone...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

Poor guy, I gather she dies in the end.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

that film really does look shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

I read the Jon Ronson book

and saw some of the tv show. Have no idea how this became a film other than someone liked the title.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

they've run out of ideas

they're now through the barrel and scraping at the floorboards

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

it was quite good, really

not a go and see at the cinema film, but definitely worth watching.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

i'll take your word for it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

Those are her kids daaaaaaaads !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

Wasn't that the plot of....

...Maaaaaaamma Mia?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

haha

smells like grilled face

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

pff

he can only attack once every 30 minutes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

some related gadgets have sensors

and spray when you enter the room. Well, not specifically YOU

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

that's why i enter rooms via the ceiling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

Monkeys do have that advantage

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

yes we do

i am shunned by many monkeys due to my hatred of bananas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

The father of all stinks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

Someone forgot to switch him on.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

Arf!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

good

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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)

Is Nicht Ein Salute

Ein kittydivingboarden ist.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

ooohhhh

lovely!

(wbagis, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

I remember that

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yikes, I'm getting flashbacks to Windows 3.11.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

It was this

or Hampster Dance hamsters.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

it is well known that hitler loved kitties

they fitted nicely on a baguette

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

9.6 ___ 9.7 ___ 9.6 ___ 9.8 ___ 9.9 = 9

Yay team !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

YAY!

For kitteh-diving-board-dictator!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaay!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

If you aren't too young . . .

name this old band

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

Three-Headed Armoured Dog

and the Drumsticks.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

and the BanjoTones ;p

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Well, go on then, what is it?

edit: O I C.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

Queen

(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

NItty Griity Three Dog Steel Knight Band ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

THREE MAGNETS AND A MAGNET

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

Hahaha.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

1 Dog Knight and 2 others?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

'lo

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Almost

Gladys Knight and the Pips With Three Dogs Minus Gladys and Pips :p

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

I'd guess The Bonzos

but that's based on a very loose connection to dogs.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

metal cerberus?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

knights of the round banjo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Woof WOof Woof

and the banjo accordian band

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

Is it

The Barron Knights?

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

The answer is

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

three dog (k)night

AICMFP

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

we have a weiner!!

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

Really?

*googles*
*feels young*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

Mama told me not to come.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

SPÄNIEL TRAP

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An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

hahaha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Oh, so that's what he needed them all for...

(DrDerekDoctors, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

arf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

haha, sorry . . .

I read this as old 'rear' spread

gah!

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

The lube that nine out of ten homicidal necrophilic doctors choose first.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Wrinkle cream . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Meh..I got bored watching Life

(wbagis, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

blimey nice one :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

Cool . . . it's like a little game of correct the dots !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

very nice

pretteh kitteh

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spesh., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

beautiful!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

muchly

(wbagis, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

what do you mean?

it's just a red rectangle, isn't it?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

I clicked "I like this!"

because I like this!

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)

mmmm marple cake

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

she looks like she's belming

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spesh., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

definitely is

or chewing plug tobacco

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Any which way ya slice it . . . she's a swirly girly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

I really love this :-P

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Race Hazard, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

Cayke!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

yay for cake

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

i'd have some, but i know it would not be good for me :p

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

Oh god that looks like good cake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

'mystery' cake

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

I want cake now :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

admit it

u want Marple NOW

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

I always wanted marple, the sexy dame presses all my buttons.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

k, then I'll take Jessica Fletcher

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

me too. I REALLY want cake.

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spesh., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

I wants cake too :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

Chucky traded in his axe !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

I'm fairly certain

that chucky was modelled on Kevin Bacon.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmn . . . BACON !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

BACON!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEoHl9sHAyc

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

You've got that right . . . BEGGIN' !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_iluxQ1IQ

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

hahahaha, fuckin hell

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

NOM NOM NOM NOM

(wbagis, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

I was totally going to say that's Kevin Bacon.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Hummmmmmn . . . might just be time for a little face swapping . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

spot on!

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

HIs chin . . . yes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

crazy ginger bastard!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

Crazy as all get out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

I feel evil in the airrrrrrr

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

Stirring it up causes a stir !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

found this hovering...... dont know where it came from, probably an old post haha

(souch13, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

I see

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

can we FP this?

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

worthy?

it must be....

(souch13, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)

its more cos it sums up b3ta in one swift motion, meaning new people can get a look at how b3ta works :)

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

needs more tribbles

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McBadger COW, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

tricky dribbles?

or trickles and dribbles?

(souch13, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

these thingys

tinyurl.com/tribblebabby

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McBadger COW, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

do'h

forgot half the things on here i dont understand cos i'm not a trekky :'(

(souch13, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

yes, this

www.b3ta.com/board/9796674

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

... probably should have let it hover...

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Race Hazard, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

gis a kiss

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

that's your mum that is.

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spesh., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

oooh - there's some good stuff this evening

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

Bob Booshka !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

That's....

....strangely hypnotic.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Oh why not :D

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

YAY FREE POOP!!!!!

*noms noms noms*

I like how I have my name acrost my tummy in spunk!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

'free,' as in emancipated :)

edit: 'freed' I suppose in that case

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LS18, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Gonna need a bigger . . . no . . . wait . . . it's already got'm . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

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